Brasileirao General - First Round Edition
Do not miss the excitment of football during European break - come watch our league.
Brazil's national championship - AKA Brasileirao - is one of the football leagues with the most parity. Most of the teams have a shot at having a succesful season.
Come for the football, stay for the memes.
Coming soon: team bios.
First round:
Today (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Maracanã
Flamengo vs Atlético Mineiro
Today (19:00 BRT / 22:00 GMT) - Arena Corinthians
Corinthians vs Chapecoense
Sunday (11:00 BRT / 14:00 GMT) - Maracanã
Fluminense vs Santos
Sunday (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Mineirão
Cruzeiro vs São Paulo
Sunday (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Allianz Parque
Palmeiras vs Vasco da Gama
Sunday (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Moisés Lucarelli
Ponte Preta vs Sport Recife
Sunday (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Ressacada
Avaí vs Vitória
Sunday (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Fonte Nova
Bahia vs Atlético Paranaense
Sunday (19:00 BRT / 22:00 GMT) - Arena do Grêmio
Grêmio vs Botafogo
Monday (20:00 BRT / 23:00 GMT) - Couto Pereira
Coritiba vs Atlético Goianiense
Flamengo's game starting now, link in
http://www.extremotv.info/74.html
more links incoming
>>75886749
Prefer this to the hermano-made thread desu >>75886719
which clubs are mocked for not having an own stadium again?
>>75886749
>British commentary on a Flamengo game
I can't.
I want Flamengo to die like Chapecoense did last year
>>75886836
that would be flamengo and fluminense
maracanã is state-owned
thinking of deleting this tread desu desu
argie one has more people
>the American commentator is ridiculing our politics
VAI COMEÇAR A PUTARIA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA
>>75886871
I already tried to delete mine but it's too late. Let's just wait and see how it turns out
why separate it from copalib?
>>75886942
no worries
i had the same problem
also, this Trauco guy is legit
i'm impressed
>>75886956
Because it's a different tournament, boludo
>>75886749
is this streaming working??
opening theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzBv397zGic
>>75887008
It works for me but ads are really annoying.
>>75887008
barely
my internet is shit though
>>75887008
I posted a br streaming on copalib, its pretty ok
I thought Porto Alegre had two teams, where's Inter?
>conca
>diego
>ederson
>savio starting
what is up with flamengo's DM?
>>75887105
R E L E G A T E D
>>75887105
if you only knew how bad things really are
http://www.goal.com/en/news/584/brazil/2016/12/11/30397712/internacional-relegated-for-the-first-time-in-history-on
Oh my God, Flamengo are so shit. They can't put together an attack to save their lives.
>>75887105
DELET THIS
>>75887105
hahah, they were relegated last season
>>75887108
Conca already came to Flamengo injuried, hasn't played a game so far. Diego injuried himself a couple weeks ago and is almost returning. Ederson is made of glass tbhonestão.
SHIT
The scum scored.
cheeky goal
>>75887180
i'll never speak ill of savio again
>galol
EXPOSED
>>75887254
>never speak ill of savio again
Why? Accidental goal by the scum.
>>75887276
yeah, pretty much a fluke
but Flamengo has a decent shot this year, scum or not
I cannot say the same about Atletico, even with Leo Silva out, this defence doesn't hold up well
>Mfw. Everton Ribeiro is coming
>one chance apiece so far
This is why yuro football is so much better.
>>75887180
Sávio is gud, man. Ederson is complete shite.
>Roger Axe
le brazilian Mourinho
Who /watching Inter on série B/ here?
>>75887556
Just you. I hope you never leave the shit division.
>>75887588
I'm not colorado, you retard
>living 10 minutes from Maracanã
>haven't watched a game there in several years
i cant understand this deep love Flamengo fans have for Marcio Araújo
he's just an above-average DM
>>75887556
leaving the Tv on just in case Londrina scores
>>75887625
>deep love Flamengo fans have for Marcio Araújo
He is complete garbage, nobody likes him.
>>75887625
Kek, I hope they lose the first game
>>75887618
>living in Rio
I'm so sorry.
>Guerrero
>>75887647
people on Maracanã were chanting his name a few minutes ago and te media has been pushing him hard lately
can't understand this meme
HOW DID HE MISS
vambora Londrina
Any of you will watch your club's game on the stadium today/tomorrow?
>>75887664
Well, I live near a fucking legendary football stadium...can you say the same?
Should I watch Flamengo vs Atletico Mineiro?
It's on live in a portuguese channel, sic radical
>>75887721
I-I live near the... Vila Belmiro... sigh.
>>75887723
It's been pretty dull, but it's funny watching Flamengo being unable to put together an attack. The one goal so far was a complete accident.
>>75887723
yes, flamengo have the next goat in the bench
>>75887764
Who? Vizeu?
galol got lucky right there in the end
>>75887723
you should watch the 2nd half
game got interesting in the final minutes of the first half
>>75887780
>>75887780
http://www.espnfc.com/story/3122451/real-madrid-to-sign-flamengos-vinicius-junior-16-for-%E2%82%AC45m-reports
>>75887685
Me neither.
>>75887743
Kek :^)
>>75887723
Complete garbage so far. Flamengo is boring when Diego isn't playing.
>>75887764
>next goat
Next Negueba*
FTFY
> /sp/ is gonna watch brasileirao before watching primeira liga
LMAO
Half-time: time for predictions!
FINAL TABLE 2017
Supporter of: Ponte Preta
1. Palmeiras
2. Flamengo
3. Cruzeiro
4. Santos
5. Atlético-MG
6. Corinthians
7. Grêmio
8. Botafogo
9. Fluminense
10. Sport
11. Atlético-PR
12. São Paulo
13. Vasco
14. Ponte Preta
15. Bahia
16. Chapecoense
17. Vitória
18. Coritiba
19. Avaí
20. Atlético-GO
post yours m8s
>>75887884
No offense to Tugas, but Primeira Liga is basically Porto vs Benfica vs Sporting vs a bunch of nobodies.
>>75887884
get fucked
who /galo/ here?
>>75887884
>/sp/ would rather watch 1st round of Brazilian league than watch THE CLASSIC GAMES round of Argentine league
>people at half-time in the stadim saying 'gol foi cagado'
kek Flamengo are fucking shit
>>75887928
>who /galo/ here?
>>75887953
Nobody cares about the hermano league.
>>75887923
> they call their motherland "Tugas"
so cute
>>75887953
argie league is "pls dont watch our league" league tho
>>75887914
Ceni sacked 15 games in
>>75887977
why do brazilians say hermano like it's an insult?
>>75887914
>1. Palmeiras
>2. Flamengo
>>75887914
>Palmeiras winning again
Not fucking happening.
>they didn't ship this idiot to russia for 1.5 million euro
>>75888006
It's not a insult
>>75888006
Ordinarily, it's not. But you're scum and your country is shit.
>>75888006
It truly depends on the context, but it's not used as an insult. It's an affectionate nickname.
>>75888018
He's playing well tho, why sell him?
o que é um mengão?
>>75888065
A shitty team.
Singles and Ceni will make São Paulo win the league
>>75888014
>almost same team
>same coach
Just like cruzeiro
>>75888065
uma menga grande oxente
Flamengo
-Mengo
-Mengão
Btw,
Flamengo= Flemish
Vou torcer pelos das riscas preta e brancas, Atletico MG
>>75888039
t. Miguel Lucio Carvalho Souza do Santos, alias "Ronaldinho 14"
>>75888065
A thing I just did in the toilet
>>75888053
>He's playing well tho,
>>75888065
see >>75888097
>>75888101
>Patrício torcendo por mineiros
>>75888087
Chelsea did so well 15/16, didn't they?
12th club still has a possibility to play a continental competition, wtf
flamengo é uma zona do rio de janeiro
>>75888134
As Leicester this year, actually
Nevertheless, it's Brazil's deepest squad
Should be a repeat
>>75888134
it's going to be flamengo or atletico mineiro, depending on their campaign in the copalib
>>75888167
I hope not. Palmeirense are annoying enough as it is.
>>75888127
I forgot Botafogo is full of debts and needing money, you should have sold him
Boa defesa do Vitor
>>75888140
Sulamericana is the serie B of libertadores
>>75888190
Why are you speaking Portuguese when no one else is doing so?
>>75887968
my mom and dad are from minas, dad lived 10 minutes from the mineirao
I've been to 3 atletico games in brazil and 2 here in florda kek
im allowed to cheer for them
>inb4 some faggot cruizero fan
>>75888166
Named after a failed raid made by a flemish pirate.
Este Fred, é o que jogou no Lyon muitos anos?
>>75888185
I feel you, they are insufferable
>>75888177
That would mean that today is a very important game, doesn't feel like it though
Wow, the game actually opened up a lot in the second half. Also, definite foul outside the Flamengo box.
>>75888210
falo o que me apetecer, filho da puta
>>75888226
yeah, the biggest problem for me is this low tempo
even the spanish league isn't this slow
>>75888224
Yep
Also the very same from 2014 WC
>>75888245
>edgy portuga is edgy
>>75888224
Yes. the same one from 7-1
>>75888256
Which means he's useless.
>>75888140
There is only 10 countries in Conmebol. We have to fill the places
>>75888245
>falo o que me apetecer
why is this line so funny?
almost, flamengo's luck won't last for long.
we got this
>>75888255
We are a distant cousin from Eredivisie actually
Maybe with less crossing
Robinho has been completely invisible. Why were Santistas so assblasted when he left again?
VAI TOMAR NO CU RAFAEL VAZ SEU ARROMBADO
juiz ladrão
>>75888285
That will be me in about two bongs. Shirt an all that
BASED RAFAEL VAZ
Flamengo is absolute dogshit
when is vinicius
>>75888309
i could see that
ELias is a shitty player, we need better!!!!
GOLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO chupem flamengueiros
>menguinho
>eternal homeless bums
SUCK IT FUCKING FLAMENGO SCUM
NÃÃÃÃÃÃO MEU CARTOLA FILHO DA PUTA
Now that Vinicius guy will debut probably
I'm ready for the memes
>>75888378
peça desculpas
>>75888378
He just scored
>>75888397
*Flamenguistas
>>75888378
You were saying?
GOLAÇO
>>75887953
Argentine league is nice but many memes
>>75888441
yes, nice goal, but not that hard, and I still stand for what I just said, he's old and slow
>>75888378
Apologise.
i can't handle this commentary
some1 sav meh
smart from Fred
http://cbn.globoradio.globo.com/media/audio/86739/onibus-com-equipe-sub-17-do-vasco-tomba-na-rj-116.htm
Even Vasco's bus is falling...
>>75888500
You can always listen the game
http://tunein.com/radio/Flamengo-x-Atl%c3%a9tico-MG-mai-13-2017-p990180/
>>75887884
Don't do this to us /sp/
I just noticed something: The pitch in the Maracanã is pathetic.
Fucking hell, you guys. The World Cup was only three years ago and the Olympics were last year. Why is it in such poor conditions?
>>75888509
>>75888509
This is only an omen for the season, kek
>>75888547
lazy cariocas
>>75888547
White people left your country after building the infrastructures.
>>75888547
.. precisely because of the olympics
>>75888547
maraca has always been shit
>Guerrerro down AGAIN
Pathetic.
>>75887914
>coritiba relegated
you're in for an upset buddy
>>75888547
Olympics, Odebrecht and corruption. It's 1000x than it was 2-3 months ago.
>>75888547
>state owned stadium
daily reminder que imposto é roubo
Márcio caramujo is pathetic.
Fred will NEVER EVER be good, Jesus Christ.
The FUCK?
That was a definite penalty, holy shit.
>>75887914
1. Corinthians
2. Cruzeiro
3. Palmeiras
4. Flamengo
5. Santos
6. Atlético-MG
7. Grêmio
8. Fluminense
9. Atlético-PR
10. Ponte Preta
11. Botafogo
12. Chapecoense
13. Vasco
14. Sport
15. Bahia
16. Coritiba
17. Vitória
18. São Paulo
19. Avaí
20. Atlético-GO
>>75888799
>1. Corinthians
You're wrong.
>>75888799
>SP relegated
you wish, corintiANO
>>75888810
You are in for a surprise, friendo.
Carille is the new tite
>>75888831
>win one meaningless state trophy
>MUH NEW TITE
Kill yourself with haste.
>>75888799
>18. São Paulo
I hope.
NEGUEBA 2.0 IN
>>75888810
>>75888825
>>75888852
t. bettynho zirigdum
>the GOAT is entering the pitch
>Guerrero and Fred are our league's best strikers
How the mighty have fallen
>>75888888
WEW!
>>75888888
Flop confirmed
>>75888888
He will suffer a carreer-ending injury
>>75888888
Fuck you brazil and your shit get.
>>75888888
BASED
>>75888888
Fucking Patético--MG
Shit ass game.
>the scum didn't win
GOOD ENOUGH
Well, scoring just one goal against an Atlético missing Marcos Rocha and Leo Silva is embarrassing
People still will support Zé Ricardo
>first game of the league is a dull 1-1
Good start, lads! Our league is so good!
>>75888888
Top get, Eurico
>>75889221
It could be worse, imagine selling the Monday game to foreigners
This game was lukewarm at least
>>75889221
It was about as good as Fulham - Reading earlier desu
>tfw no real brasileirao in fifa
>>75889313
>not buying PES
Next game is Corinthians x Chapecoense, which team will we support this time?
>>75889313
>not playing PES
>>75889329
There's a rule: Anyone but Corinthians.
So who /chape/ here?
>>75889323
>>75889330
I like PES but I'm a poorfag so can't buy it just for Libertadores and Brasileirao
>>75889366
Don't buy FIFA at all, mate. Get PES and add option files for Premier League and etc.
>>75889392
I would have, but I already have FIFA (got it for my birthday)
I like FIFA quite a bit. I have PES 2016 though, but haven't played it for months. However, I honestly play PES 6 on PC the most.
>mfw we secure a comfy mid-table spot this year
>>75889436
>PES 6
That one's Winning Eleven 10, right? For some reason mine had that title. But yeah, that one's GOAT. I'd still play it but my PS2's dead and gone and my PC is shit.
>>75889343
Chapecoense from Manaus, Amazonas, here
>>75889514
How do you rate your chances against the criminal scum?
>>75889569
50%
Are corintiANOS thinking that winning Paulistinha means a thing?
>>75889514
>le win because pity team
commit suicide
>>75889634
Win because Curica is garbage
>>75889633
Apparently, yes.
They forgot that Inter knocked them out of Copa do Brasil
>>75889664
Kek. Embarassing.
apologize
>>75889569
50% of not losing
>>75889634
/lifelong/ here
>>75889762
*tears londrina apart with a penalty kick*
Santa Cruz coperoypeleador
>>75887710
My local team of third division will play out of home tomorrow
Can we get a link to Chape v Corinthians?
Also, who /notcorinthians/ here?
>>75890230
Me woooo
Now: Corinthians vs Chapecoense
Lineups:
Corinthians: Cassio, Fagner, Pablo, Balbuena, Arana; Gabriel, Maycon, Rodriguinho, Jádson, Romero; Jô
Chape: Jandrei, Apodi, L. Otávio, V. Ramos e Reinaldo; Girotto, L. Antônio, J. Pedro e Rossi; W. Paulista e Arthur
shitty stream: http://aovivonatv.com/assistir-corinthians-x-chapecoense-ao-vivo-pela-serie-a/
>>75890308
WOIOOOOOOO VAMO CHAPE
>>75890308
Are they still letting Chapememense win every game?
>>75886836
Corinthians.
>>75890372
Maybe not today beacuse is vs the robbers national team
That shot deserved to have gone in.
VAMO CHAPE
What the fuck are those faces on the Corinthians men's shirts?
these 10 first minutes have been better than the FLA-ATM game
>>75890508
Of course. That game was FLAT.
... Get it?
Sorry.
>>75890497
It seems great robbers of history
>>75890519
that's okay anon, i laughed
>>75890529
>great
>them
HAHAHAHAHAHA no.
Well, Jô is having a fantastic season
GOD DAMN IT
Chape's been playing better, but the scum always, ALWAYS get lucky.
>>75886942
where is the Arg league thread?
goddamn, chape only plays through reinaldo
>>75890726
it's on >>/copalib/ I think
>jogador cai com um estiramento
>Falta pro Corinthians
Holy kekkers
>>75890777
thanks based trips dinho
>>75891056
It wasn't a foul, I think
>Chapecoense
>the robbers and thieves are winning at half-time
I am not happy right now. Especially because Chape have been the better side.
THE SHIT GET BROUGHT BACK DOWN
>>75891137
>I don't rate Wellington Paulista
Having the face of missing children on the shirt is pretty creepy tbqh
wellington "Romario" Paulista
>>75891896
It is, and Corinthians always do this sorta shit for all that attention. Fucking cynical club.
>Missing children on the sleeves
>Can't see the fucking picture
>You now remember Ricardinho
>tfw the first two games of Brasileirão are draws
Rodriguinho has to be the most overrated player in brazil
>>75892558
Only Corintianos rate him
OBS: Corintianos = Corinthians fans
Some top tier theatrics by the chape keeper
>utterly and absolutely NOT offside
MOTHERFUCKERS
>Kázinho
Did you know that the most valuable team in Brasileirao is Cruzeiro, with its market value being very close to Norwich City?
The rest of the top 3 is Sao Paulo and Alt. Mineiro, with squads at more or less the values of Werder Bremen and La Coruna, respectively.
lol wtf is kazım doing there
>another 1-1 draw
This fucking league.
Oh well, Chape were by FAR the better side and got fucked by the officiating at the end. Wellington Paulista, Apodi and Girotto are now rated.
>>75892795
>Inb4 chape wins Brasileirão 2017
corinthians are fucking awful
>>75893046
Worst club in the country. Small wonder everyone hates them.
>>75893085
are their fans always silent like prev game? i watched it for last 20 mins and there were not any single chant
>>75893159
Seriously? Did we watch the same match? The Corinthians fans wouldn't shut up.
>>75893085
>Worst club in the country. Small wonder everyone hates them.
Why not Flamengo?
>>75893191
maybe crowd volume was volumed down in my stream, that explains why i didnt hear them chanting at last 20 mins
>>75893252
I'm not from RJ so I ignore Flamengo. Notably, however, even people outside SP hate Corinthians because they're fucking awful.
>Flamengo is a title contender, they said.
topkekko
I hope y'all are prepared for the annual 'follow the leader' race. It begins tomorrow, right after the green giant thrashes the rotten bacalhau.
Well, what was your favorite match so far?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12959942
>>75893377
Any idea where that one'll be broadcast?
>>75893377
>world champions
>>75893385
Has to be COR-CHA, on account of having teams that fucking attacked.
My God, the FLA-CAM match was boring.
>>75893377
Where's the "Two-time Série B champions" on that pic?
>>75893377
>world champions
NÃO TEM
>>75888211
>Cruzeiro
They're called 'marias' my gringo atleticano.
All you have to do to piss them off is say that they're S H A K I N G
Renato Gaucho is top 10 ever in the Brasileirao. Discuss
>>75893407
Globo RJ and Premiere FC as usual.
Globo SP will broadcast SPFC vs Cruzeiro.
>>75893377
>World Champions
O seu time é bom e tem história meu caro. Voces estao se apequenando com essa conversa de que ganharam um mundial em 51. N I N G U E M reconhece esse "titulo". Só vão achar que vcs são patéticos toda vez que mencionam essa merda
>>75893945
>Globo SP will broadcast SPFC vs Cruzeiro
Fuck sake. Guess I'll catch a stream. Again.
>>75893961
>N I N G U E M reconhece esse "titulo"
FIFA do.
FIFA are a bunch of idiots, though. NÃO TEM.
>>75893938
Renato Gaucho is a fucking meme and is only relevant cause he fucked mad bitches and has a hot daughter he's like the 80/90's version of Jermaine Pennant
>>75894047
His daughter is hot af
>>75894036
>Implying you cant PAY FIFA to accept a shitty claim that no one cares about
>I don't rate menino Renato
http://globoesporte.globo.com/sp/futebol/noticia/neilton-esta-fora-do-sao-paulo-botafogo-e-bahia-brigam-pelo-atacante.ghtml
lmao rogério ceni doesn't know what the fuck he's doing
really hope they get relegated and die hugging their idol.
>>75894153
See ''FIFA are a bunch of idiots.'
>>75894236
Say it with me, everyone: S A C K E D
Won't last half the season. Even bambis won't be stupid enough to keep him around.
>>75894285
who will sack him?
he picked his own boss.
>>75894344
Surely the pressure from the fans... Right? Please. I don't want my opinion of SPFC as a club to sink any lower.
>le untouchable loyal goalkeeper look
How contrived, Sad!
>>75894384
There won't be a lot pressure from the fans. Same thing with Falcao at Inter, which was a disaster everytime he coached them, but the fans wouldn't chimpout too hard on him.
I suppose SPFC is pretty fucked if Ceni turns out to be a really bad coach. The only pressure will come from the press and I'm not sure how Ceni and the club directors will react to that.
>>75894236
>http://globoesporte.globo.com/sp/futebol/noticia/neilton-esta-fora-do-sao-paulo-botafogo-e-bahia-brigam-pelo-atacante.ghtml
>Le 'hes a former hero, so he can automatically be a good manager' meme dies again
I am really glad senpai
>>75894726
>if Ceni turns out to be a really bad coach
>if
>>75894642
he looks like a cartoon character but I don't remember which
>>75894921
Porky Pig? Because of the huge forehead.
>>75894944
no it's one with a big nose
>>75894921
>>75894997
Oh, this one.
>>75894852
Well, it's not like SPFC's got a super team but yeah it's been a terrible start for him.
>>75890726
I meant my Brasileirao thread
>>75892714
Brazilian waifu, like Seedorf
>>75889482
MINISTER OF DEFENSE
Brazilian Bros
Is there a next Ronnie in your league somewhere?
>>75895303
No.
He's a once in a millennium deal.
>>75895303
HAHAHAHAHAHA not even close. Those days are long over.
>>75895303
Last one we had now dives a lot for Barça
>>75895303
Ronaldinho is overrated
>>75895388
He's still brilliant.
>>75895303
Luan
>>75895550
Oh fuck you.
>>75895054
>>75895042
>>75894944
>>75894921
>>75895907
Oh my God it's him.
>>75894642
someone JUST him pls
>>75895303
No, but this guy here >>75887764 is supposed to be good
>>75895054
How the FUCK can we stop him, spuh?
>>75897302
KEK
nice meme my friend. I think /brg/ will provide us good memes for the season
>>75898061
>Neymar at Santos
Remember how much of an insufferable cunt he was? He actually mellowed out a lot.
>>75894087
>>75898832
Lucas Moura already fucked her
>>75898965
Nerman too
http://ego.globo.com/famosos/noticia/2015/06/neymar-passa-noite-em-hotel-no-rio-com-carol-portaluppi-dizem-fontes.html
>>75893938
Top 10 Gremio players in Brasileirao maybe
Top 10 meme Cariocão players too
Vasco 2x1 Palmeiras
>>75897302
pls dont bully us we dont deserve another serie b
>>75900205
>implying
Vasco will be relegated. It'll happen again.
AGAIN.
I like Sport
>>75898965
>Lucas Moura
What a meme.
>>75900352
N-no it won't
>>75900525
I can't wait to laugh in your face at the end of the season. My first words shall be:
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
>>75900566
We'll see who'll be laughing when we finish 11th
>>75900655
>expecting to do better than São Paulo
Very bold.
>>75900689
I mean, Eurico is our president. I can't hope for anything better than that.
Vasco will be relegated again
>>75900940
AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN.
>>75900521
ayyyyy
>>75900990
At least, they didn't get their hopes up by winning the RJ's state championship and think they are good enough to be on série A.
>>75886749
Essa vai ser a /nossa mascote/ esse ano
>>75903100
Can you fucking not.
Pls no boring draws today
O Neilton pode ser ruim pra caralho, mas o Botafogo tá jogando com Pimpão improvisado na ponta-esquerda, não tem nenhum ponta de ofício no time. O moleque tem que voltar.
>mfw based hill's giant surprises the pigs
Coritiba will be the Brazilian Leicester this year
how did neguebinha do?
Sport Recife will do their best today!
>>75907203
Literally fucked up everything.
>>75908361
lol you weren't kidding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaz4ZrY2pQQ
Someone link me to the goals from matches so far pls. Don't want to read the thread because spoilers.
>>75909148
http://globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/brasileirao-serie-a/
"veja como foi" bellow the score will send you to a page with the highlights, then you can see a series of videos written "lance" or "gol", scroll until you find "gol".
>>75909887
Globoesporte links are blocked outside brazil, stupid.
>>75909957
you sure that's not only for live streams?
Santos BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Santos
>brazilian defense
>75913533
Why is this boludo using Brazilian proxy?
Every one knows he's a subcampeón who never saw Argentina winning titles
WHALES BTFO HAHAHAHAH
my angel is back ;_;
DORIVAL OUT
How are you doing at Cartola, lads?
>>75915160
Couldn't make a team for this round, but if I had it would've been awful.
>>75915160
Attention, m8s
Yago Pikachu playing in 40 bings
Vasco 2 x 1 Palmeiras
Pikachu; Nenê x Dudu
>>75915160
I love your optimism.
>mfw Palmeiras biggest idol in the last 100 years is Cuca, the meme coach.
Nothing can be smaller, really.
Palmeiras we're bros please don't rape us too hard
Oh fuck off
This is utter bullshit, a fucking penalty at 4 min?! And for that reason? Fuck off
>>75918509
Palmeiras' goal?
>marquinhos still playing for avaí
How? Is he Paulo Baier regen?
Que caralho mano, esse Abila é muito sem qualidade. /brg/ quais as chances do meu Cruzeiro ganhar alguma porra esse ano?
Jesus. These refs kits looks like shit.
For me, it's Yago
How's Palm Trees doing?
>weverton
>good
>THE STATE OF EL PARANOENSENSO
WTF THIS BAHIA GAME??!!!
HT
Bahia 5-2 Atlético-PR
Anyone has a gif or webm of that goal Vasco's Douglas missed
Fuck. We're not getting slaughtered like everyone was thinking we would, but Vasco truly is unlucky.
Also, Douglas is a beast. It's a shame that he missed that goal.
Jomar is too retarded to play série A.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-C5eX8eMtQ
>>75920049
BAY OUR CUM, DISGRACE
>patético paranaense playing outside their meme pitch
EM QUAL RODADA O BAEA VAI SER CAMPEÃO?
>>75921175
Na primeira.
Lá vem eles denovo!
6-2
>FLAMENGO DO PARANÁ
>>75921534
VIROU PASSEEEEEEIO
Red card for Atlético-PR (Marcão)
>OUR STRUCTURE IS TOP TIER WE'LL BE A NATIONAL POWER IN 20 YEARS LA YOU'LL EAT YOUR WORDS NIGGERS
>>75918343
I found it fucking pathetic that Cuca is seen, today, as one of Brazil's greatest coachs. Not that he isn't one of the best, but him being one of the best only shows how weak we are.
Also kek at Vasco
Do commentators still read ads on air? can't stand that
>>75921822
HAHAHAHAJAAH I LOVE THIS MEME
the epitome of alt parana
>vasco getting me depressed since round 1
>the city of Vasco
>>75921881
Are you watching a Globulo stream?
Ponte 4 x 0 Ixpó
S O P A
D E
M A C A C A
>1st week and all the meme teams are already getting their shit pushed in
I L-O-V-E Brasileirão, lads
F U E R A
C
E
N
I
Segue o líder!
>>75922235
Fucking loving this bottom four
>the bankrupt city of Rio de Janeiro
I hate Eurico, lads.
Can someone make a just-fuck-my-shit-uped Vasco crest?
>>75922511
>Can someone make a just-fuck-my-shit-uped Vasco crest?
Right here >>75922399
>>75893377
>mfw this lad was right
double dubs confirm the sacred post
>>75919362
>cruzeiro
>ganhar
Perdeu pro Patético Mineiro na final, quer humilhação maior?
1st round:
>Palmeiras 4x0 Vasco
>Bahia 6x2 Patético-PR
2nd round:
>Vasco x Bahia
we're fucked
>>75922852
thank God I'm not a Vasco supporter
>6x2
>4x0
>4x0
These are some La Liga tier meme scores, this year is going to be good.
>>75923960
>Sporttv, somos todos campeões.
>Luan
Just sell this hack already
>>75925013
Uma frase enganosa, claramente não é possível que todos sejamos campeões, está iludindo o torcedor
>>75922852
But there's Sport x Bahia between rounds
>>75925603
Who's the biggest meme from each team?
Flamenguista here, I think it's safe to say that Marcio Araujo is Flamengo's and Eurico is Vasco's. Is Renato Gaucho the mememaster for Gremio?
>>75925669
>Bahia won 6-2
>Sport lost 0-4
kek, they're done for
>>75925680
Doga10 the Pifator Master/Bitch Belly
>>75925680
Stop saying "meme".
>>75925680
What do you (me)mean? A bad player who scores once in a while (Pedro Rocha)? A good player with an huge belly (Douglas)? An overrated player (Luan)? Someone that talks too much (Renato)?
lol that miss by luan, what a fraud
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
O estadio está tão vazio porque?
>>75925732
Stop telling me what to do
>>75925785
Foi a mesma coisa contra o Guaraní e tinha 25 mil. A Arena não é uma caixa de sapato.
>>75925785
we don't watch our league, stadiums are always half empty unless the team is fighting for the title for real or on the brick of relegation
>brasil, o país do futebol
toplel the biggest of lies
>>75925785
It's not that empty, actually. The cheapest seats are in the same side as the camera. It's stupid, yes.
>>75925785
Porque gremistas.
>>75925785
Gremio doesn't have fans
>>75925753
I don't know exactly what I'm looking for, but I think it's not Rocha and Luan. Doga is more of a Massaraujo style meme, I guess, I love him. Renato is more like Eurico, who does the talking. I guess Gremiofriends can choose.
Sport's probably Diego Souza, right?
You can only reply to my post if you have 80+ points
>>75925925
>5-4-1
>nino paraíba
you were lucky, to say the least
>>75925925
Kek, cheeky bastard. I made 59
Once again, our hero delivers
>>75926143
>lanklets when will they ever learn
>>75926143
LITTLE MOTOR
I
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L
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M
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Ramiro x2
Ramiro to Barça when
>>75926455
T H I C C
Also, tarjeta amarilla
LA MANO
DE
DIOS
So far, from what I saw:
Palmeiras >>>>> Gremio >> Botafofo = Flamengo = Alt. Memeiro > Corinthians > Chape >>>> Vasco
>Bruno Cortês
>>75925785
1- The majority just watch our games in their home.
2- It's unsafe to go to our stadiums in most of our league games due to different gangs waiting for the least excuse to start a fight inside and outside the stadiums
3- The tickets are way too expensive for the quality you get to watch.
We Suicide Squad now
>>75925785
Tickets are too expensive.
>>75915160
J-U-S-T
>>75926725
t. never been to a stadium in his life.
>>75926041
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>There's only 37 games for Vasco to avoid the relegation
Jesus they're fucked, aren't they
>>75926740
kek
just checked
/ourguys/ Gremio won
Vasco as a team are finished, right?
This general was successful, should we keep doing it or should we go back to /copalib/?
>>75934282
Keep doing it, that I may avoid posting in the same threads as hermanos.
Here's the league table, did your club did well?
>>75934344
>Palmemeras in 2nd
>Criminal scum in 7th
>whales in 15th
>bambis in 16th
Good start.
>>75934344
VAMO GRÊMIO CARALHO
>>75934344
Lifelong Bahia fan here, happy enough so far
>>75934344
Perfect.
>>75935656
t. baiano
>>75935656
Not exactly.
>>75934344
Awful draw, Flamengo have no way to challenge the championship with this awful finishing
>>75935759
>rating a drunk piece of shit that killed 3 innocent people
kys
>>75935815
>I don't rate The Animal
Hi, PVC
Why Bahia?
>>75936466
>a Brazilian kit that isn't fucking painful to look at
Wew, I may have a new club.
>>75936559
And away shirt one, used yesterday.
>>75936584
That looks really good. Corinthians and Palmeiras should be embarrassed of their kits.
>>75936584
Absolutely A E S T H E T I C
>>75936653
'Everyone in that thread is a faggot.'
Mum's safe.
>>75936653
UMA FODIDA FOLHA DE BORDO
Going to Série A
Let's warm up for tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cYKxTQxcsY
>>75939172
What's tonight?
>>75939299
>>75939365
>volante
>>75939327
Oh. So nothing of import. Gotcha.
Someone post aesthetic stadiums from Brasileirao. Are world cup stadiums being used or are they too big?
>>75939721
Arena Fonte Nova, used by BAHÊA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQZrDuK77Vc
Any links for tonight's match, macacada? (Youtube and/or ustream would be top tier
>>75939721
Gotcha, senpai (your country is god-like btw, loved visiting Milan, La Spezia and that whole Cinque terre region)
>>75939721
>unquestionably the best stadium in Brazil
Just kidding. Santos are a fucking joke and I hope they burn in the deepest pits of hell.
>>75939866
I liked your country too. Well what I saw which was only Rio, Salvador area and Brasilia weirdly.
>>75939959
You saw three shitholes.
>>75934344
better than expected
>>75939977
Morro de Sao Paulo was the best.
Where next time then?
>>75940066
Somewhere in São Paulo, though not the city itself, because it's also a shithole. There's plenty of interesting places in SP's rural areas.
Anyone watching Coxa vs. Atl-GO?
>>75940156
>irrelevant teams
No.
>>75940156
>mfw I got Neto Berola on my cartola...
>>75939721
the truly goat one
>>75940619
Hnng.
>>75940109
>There's plenty of interesting places in SP's rural areas.
like what, lmao.
If you don't live there, it doesn't have anything to do, there is not a single museum, no club, the best you can do is watch some cover band or drink in some bar.
>>75940710
>museum
>club
Is this why you travel? Really? Because unless you're from some end-of-the-world hole (or Acre), these are things you can find basically anywhere -- except for the museums, but if I wanna see an interesting museum, I'll go to New York or Paris. Otherwise, you might as well not bother.
>>75940776
There's no beaches too, or good bars, or anything else that he can't find in Italy. Why the fuck would he want to go to Sao Paulo's rural area?
>>75940776
Why would you go Rural São Paulo?Really.
Every city is almost the same, the best thing you can have is some of them have a lake, or some river, or some shit like that.
There is literally no point.Specially if you go all the way from Italy just to see some river and some coffe railroad.
I live in São Paulo and yeah it is fun going one weekend to Cunha or whatever and renting some room with my gf,yeah it is comfy, but everyone can do that, just go to another rural town, Only if your rural area looks like pic related
>Flamengo couldn't score a single goal against this GK
truly makes me ponder
>>75940936
Flamengo didn't even have a kick in the goal's direction
Are gremio and internacional pro-south separatism?
>>75940980
you should ask Novo Hamburgo and Inter since they are the best teams in that state
>>75939721
our old GOAT here
>>75940980
No, at least Gremio aren't. Imagine being forced to play a "national league" consisting of literal garbage like Cruzeiro-RS, Lageadense and Internacional.
League table after today's game
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE
RAPAZIADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>75942111
checou checado abigo
corinthians
>>75942111
Nice trips, have some Dedé do Vasco as a trophy
>>75941765
The criminal scum keeps falling down. Good.
Subindo
>>75886749
How did you guys do?
>>75948141
Kinda amazed that Martin Silva gets 4 points after losing 0-4
>>75948141
>half Vasco
>54 points
Fuck this gay earth
>>75948819
If you look at his balance, you would see that he would have scored between 13 and 15 points if he didn't have conceded any goals.
>>75948141