BLUE JAYS @ MARINERS THREAD

Inb4 anime senpai

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>>75884063
MARINERS!

>day game
no sir

>>75884097
Imb4 gays sweep mariners

>>75884000

>Blue Gays

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Go jays

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>>75884189
dont worry, Mariners have their #9 SP on the mound today
they will win for sure!

wew stro

>Inb4 >rags

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>live look in available free for mlb at bat app
>use it for half an inning, neat
>try to go back to it after intermission
>subscriber paywall pls pay 100 dollarydoos

wtf i thought it was the free game of the day. did someone make a mistake? I already pay for audio god dammit

STROMAN DA GAWD

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go m's

Ump is absolute trash. How fucking narrow is your zone

>>75884753
as narrow as your penis lad

>>75884797
Thanks? I like having a pencil dick, means I don't hurt your mom when I pound her

tfw the team is worse without Jesus Sucre

>>75884797

cold

>>75884797
this is a rude post tbqh

>>75884825

the m's just sink to new lows

>>75884846
>>75884834
>>75884824
im sorry lad, that was uncalled for
i hope your penis is thick and long

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>Mariners catchers' slash lines this season
>Zunino: .167/.250/.236
>Ruiz: .118/.244/.176
>Gosewich: .077/.077/.077

I seriously wish we could DH for our catchers and let our pitchers bat at this point. We'd be getting better results by having the catchers go to bat in full gear and crowd the plate hoping they get hit by a pitch.

>tfw I seriously miss Jesus Sucre at this point

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>>75884825
>>75884975
>Sucremind

get this speedy man out of here

I wish my stream would stop crashing

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>>75884975
>>75885026
:'(

>>75884975
>>75884825
>thinking any team could be better off without sugar jesus

that's where you went wrong

I hate the 710 ESPN Seattle app

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what'ya listening to?
>mylikes on soundcloud, mostly disco and jazz
what'ya drinking/imbibing/consuming?
>little weed
what'ya doing?
>typing this dumb shit, only now remembering that the pink uniforms are for Mom's Day

HI MOM =3
>she can't see us, she thinks this place is a waste of my time =D

>Chris Taylor currently has a .315/.439/.537 slash for the Dodgers

what the fuck man

why are ex-Mariners almost always way better after they leave?

>>75885295
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>75885295
Your mother is right, leave this place and make something of yourself

>>75885322
Forever a minor league-tier team ;_:

same with the Brewer's
and maybe the Rats

>>75885322

maybe the m's have a bad development staff

>>75885322
its a god damn mystery but it's gotta have something to do with poor management and development in Seattle.

fuck chris taylor too. can't make a routine throw to first.

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BASED KEVIN AND ZEKE

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>>75885334
i heard coke was getting big in ol' Canada
can you confirm?

>>75885532
yeah dude blaze it man

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this creep can roll, man

>>75885532
coke is big everywhere dumbnuts

>>75885746
>>75885746
https://www.google.com/search?q=define+resurgence&oq=define+resurgence&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.4920j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

>>75885762
?

>>75885532

I heard that if your nice enough to them they even give free samples

>>75885762
weed addled minds everyone

LMAO!

rip

welcome to the seattle mariners kid

here's your fucking injury

jesus christ

>>75885912
What the fuck is even going on anymore

>>75885935
Perhaps the strength and conditioning coach is just awful at his job. idk

who got injured?

>>75885977
a literal who

>>75885977
Ryan Weber, today's "who?" starting pitcher

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>>75885912

the entire minor league unit will be called up to play soon at this point

>>75886016
have the Ms depleted their AAA starters at this point?

best part about this is that it's only may lol

>>75886033
No there's still Andrew Moore whose been looking pretty good in Tacoma. Unless the injuries keep piling up at epic proportions I'm sure DiPoto wants to keep him in AAA.

thanks danny

dyson reeeeeee

I'm convinced at this point the Mariners' pitching coach is actually a severed monkey paw that minor leaguers use to wish for a major league start

Jarrod "GOTTA GO FAST" Dyson with the leadoff single

>>75886169
[FAST INTENSIFIES]

>patented stroman collapse
forget the sweep

4 pitch walk to Tuffy ".071" Gosewisch
well done stro

I want to be the cameraman that goes out and takes random shots throughout the city for the transitions

THROW

STRIKES

>>75886261
i met a guy who did that for the doyers when they were in SF
he took some shots of the bay bridge, had a drink at the bar then left to take some more random shots
made it seem like a cool job

>extreme groundball pitcher
>long outings
>starts his own double plays

I like the way stro's profile is looking

>meme plays
stroman is a fucking memer

YEAH GAMEL
FUCK THAT SCORELESS STREAK

>>75886309
>KP doesnt make the catch to extend it

:(

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>19 men LOB this series

GAMEL

give Cruz missile pls

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Is this series going to be somehow more pathetic than our last against the jays?

Trav hit someone lol

Who the heck is Jared Tyson

Did that mom get hit?

>>75886455
Our next starting pitcher?

>he only gets 11 inings before brutal injury

based speedy jew

>>75886423

it on tracking to going that way

That catch by the outfielder was sick, what was his name?

>>75886509
Are you having a stroke

is that a blue jays chant led by some dude whistling?

Name change to Mudflap-iners when?

>Overton
>Camel
>Motter
And who am I missing?

All den mullets

>>75886564
That guy must be exhausted, jeez

guillermo always flips his bat

DYSON!

DYSONNNNN

FUCK OFF DYSON REEEE

>Stroman almost running into Valencia going to back up the plate

>Tuffy Gosewich's BABIP is .125

just quit swinging dude
crowd the plate and hope you get hit
fuck, I dunno

ZYCH

literally the last name in baseball

BASED FAT MAN

MOMO

Ex-Mariner Kendrys Morales with a solo blast to right-center off Zych. Game is tied at 2-2

fuck off morales, no one likes you

based fat man needs a nickname, morales is just too much

what about big mo

>>75886887
thats where you are wrong cuckboi

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damn

>>75886908
dont tell me you guys actually like him

he's been passed around the mlb more than a blunt at a party

our jays finally coming through in the clutch. feels like 2015

>>75886895

I like it. "Big Mo"

Also segura wtf.

FUCKING PIG GRILLER REEEEEEEE

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>>75886935
>when it finally gets to you and it's fucking soggy from the people who don't know how to smoke

t-thanks

Why is fake grass allowed? Is Canada stuck in the 80s?

Has science gone too far?

>>75886959

I guess they don't like the maintenance costs

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>>75886958
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>>75886959

>

>>75886958
I heard that guy got caught with oc cp and fled to French Guiana with jim jones and an heroed

DARWIN PLS

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>>75887023
nigga what

>Tony Zych's ERA: 2.89
>Tony Zych's xFIP: 5.53

He hasn't been ~that~ great on face value alone and the advanced metrics suggest he's been getting lucky

That's safe.

>>75887048
yo the movement he's got is pretty sick tho

Goins>travis

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>Grilli coming into a tie game

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Dat sexy cop doe

>>75887089
Goofy lookin clown ass bitch

>>75887130
KEK

>>75887044
Also he would steal per gerbils and hamsters from elementary school classes and send back Polaroids of his boa constrictor eating them

Dude was psycho

>>75887149
*pet

>>75887149
that's not that weird tbf, I do it all the time

>>75887167
oh thanks for clarifying, was lost for a bit there

>>75887130
You would and you know it

>OW OW THAT MUST'VE HURT YOUR HAND A LITTLE BIT

kek

>Grilli and Morales on the same team

pottery

Barney pls

silly barney got transported back to his circus days and did a juggling routine

>de juggle

Cruz missile pls

>>75887193
I would so many things its not even a compliment.

>Jason FUCKING Grilli in a tie game
congrats gibby

>>75887324
>Grilli at all

man it really sucks seeing grilli regress back into the washed-up 40-year-old fastball pitcher with no velocity everyone expected him to be

dude is so passionate all the time and grew up a jays fan

>>75887343
in a low leverage situation its fine but in a tie game no sir.

>>75887368
playing the mariners in may is a low leverage situation in and of itself bruh

>Take Grilli off
>Put Loup in
What is a bullpen

>>75887390
this is a HIGH leverage situation the blow gays need to win these games

seager, um

>seager
wut

that ball 2 feet outside of the box would've loaded em too lol

getting worried about seager desu

Thank fuck it's just the Mariners

Guillermo!

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STAY HOT JEW

ZEKE

oh nearly forgot

>Vincshit

ruh roh

zeke is a fucking god in the body of a somewhat washed-up spic god I love him

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sims fucking tempting fate by talking about how many career homers Bautista has

GOATISTA

DINGER

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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Leone fired up
fucking B A S E D

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>tfw woke up early to watch THIS

>>75887812
>waking up at 10 oclock is waking up early

my nigga

Is Cano available to pinch hit at least? I'm quickly losing faith for this series

Joe Smith is fucking nasty fav bullpen pitcher

nice throw buddy

I like maile, seems to be amped and already friendly with the team. why can't he just get a hit sometime

Hes fucking outro BASED LUKE IF ONLY YOU COULD HIT

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When your back up back up catcher is better than your regular catcher

#Torontobluejaysbaseball

DYSON FUCK OFF

>pinch hitting a .067 hitter with a .074 hitter

oh boy, improvement

>>75888056
servais playing 1D checkers out here
>muh matchups

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Good job Gays now to beat this

>former stankee
pee u

JUST

DUDE MOTTER WHAT THE FUCK

medium kek

lmao

like you just wanna finish the game and put this team down already but they insist on shooting themselves in the feet

lmao gogo goin to third now

I am falling in love with goins.

>this inning
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kek
>Memeiners

>>75888315
it'll be a minor miracle if the mariners dont get swept tomorrow

>11 hits
>2 runs
Lads..

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it just isn't the m's series

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>>75888323
my little cancer baby is finally a real baseball player, feels fucking good man

we're just glad you got on base maile atta boy

>de stankee farmhand
no sir

wow pazos sucks balls

P I L L A R

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Yay :3

you have to be fucking kidding me

Holy shit

>MEMEINERS

LMAO WTF

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Stop, stop, he's already dead

HAHAHAHA BASED DTRAV

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meh... just need to get players healthy and try not to kill ourselves in the meantime.

shit like this is why watching baseball every single day is bad and not healthy.

that inning was a fucking trainwreck

>memeiners

Wow, I haven't seen blue jays stealing bases like this in a long time. I feel like I'm watching an expos game.

FIRE SALE ITS OVER

>campos

aaaaaaand back to buffalo

what a fucking shitlord

did we just witness the end of a major league career

>>75888649
pretty sad honestly.

hurts even seeing the guys on the team try and support him on the mound while gibby makes the walk

Osuna a goat

nice play, but come the fuck on cruz

Osuna is elite again

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well gg fellas cya tomorrow

whoasuna gg memeiners that 8th inning was kinda painful to watch

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gg jays