They'll win Russia 2018. Prove me wrong.

you're wrong

What do Hues know about football?

they might not even qualify

>>75882839
only fair after russia won their election

at burger eating?

They will win Tokyo 2020, not Russia 2018

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>>75882839
How?

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>>75882839
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>>75882918

W-we just want to reach semifinals

GK: Howard
DF: Yedlin - Brooks - Cameron - Lichaj
DM: Badley - Acosta
AM: Nagbe - Pulisic - Johnson
FW: Dempsey or Wood

with our GK/midfield situation as bad as it is, there is no chance whatsoever

>>75885419
Howard still plays? He'll be 40 by then

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>>75882918

>>75882918
Kek calm down Angela

>>75885513
He's an old man but hes pretty damn in shape. He'll be fine for 2018, but should retire after
>>75885450
Our midfield situation is dogshit (especially creative mid because of badley) but our GK situation is fine. Honestly Kellyn acosta can play the CM role better than Bradley can in every regard of the game.
Unfortunately US soccer has a shitty streak of nepotism to it so we'll need to wait like 2 more years till we get rid of that bald fuck

>>75882839
alright here i go!

'no'

>>75885653

>our GK situation is fine

Howard is old, guzan is decent at best, and the only other guy we use has only played against minnow like St Vincent and the grenadines

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>>75882918
>german humor

just kidding that was pretty good

>>75885699
Howard is old but still above average. Pulled some great saves out of his ass against Panama in our most recent qualification match

>>75885419
Weird to me that lichaj never gets any love

>>75885419
>Lichaj
>Badley
>Niggerbe

>>75885795
Because Klansmann was a fucking retard. We could have solved our left fullback situation years ago. Whatever. At least Yedlin fills that right fullback position pretty well
>>75885815
Badley is there because im tryna be practical. He wont get canned because his daddy was the coach and because of familiarity.
Lichaj is hugely underrated and Nigbe is probably one of our best AMs

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I'm praying that we don't qualify

Dont south americans and yuros think we're garbage? Well, any team outside the top 10 is garbage 2bh.

>>75885887
We're like 100th ranked globally. Of course we're fucking garbage by elite team standards

>>75885419
Honestly your only chance is Pulisic GOATing it up, other than that it's mediocre as fuck

>>75885513
Buffon is 40 and he's playing like a GOAT. Van der Sar was like 41 before he stopped playing with United. Age is just a number for goalkeepers

>>75885907
No we're literally not, post 2014 numale bandwagoner. We're around 20th

>>75885915
Our only hope is to defend like Atletico and counter with Pulisic. But our fullbacks and midfield is mediocre so I feel that we will never be good until that's resolved.

>>75885915
Pulisic is just a kid, hes super talented on the ball obviously but he needs like 2 more years till he can mature. We have some really good youth players though. We already punch above our weight by making the top 16 each world cup with meh players so once we get better players in the future we will finally start making quarterfinals at least
>>75885907
youre retarded my guy

>>75885915
Agreed. Im praying that the academy kids we have in europe start to push through. I just dont want to see Bradley and fucking 1 goal in two seasons with Blunderland Altidore on the team anymore.

>>75885965
no idea how you're 23rd when even the likes of Slovakia and Northern Island or Netherlands could smash you kek

>>75882839

Either a fucktard on a proxy or some braindead monkey.

FYI, >we can barely beat CONCASHIT scrubs. Anything past round of 16 or even the group stage is best kept in daydreams.

>>75886031
Easy, because we're easily better than those teams you've posted. We have a decent amount of Bundesliga players in upper table clubs to make up for the mls shitters.

>>75886031
No idea how you're 14th when you finished your group with 1 point last WC and performed worse than a team that could get smashed by Slovakia and Northern Ireland or Netherlands and also lost to a team managed by a part time dentist
>that flag
>that post

I really dont get the people ITT who for whatever reason, expect the USMNT to actually be good and genuinely criticize it for being a less than shit-tier team.

Its goddamn America of all places, why the fuck would you think that a country in which soccer is ridiculed and dismissed as a faggot sport from cradle to the grave would produce a contender team?

>>75886031
Because we're better than those teams...? We'd get edged by Netherlands but in a few years we could beat them because of their downward spiral

>>75886124
If England didnt get pathetic qualifier groups or had that sweet Uefa multiplier they'd definitely be somewhere in middling 20 something place

>>75886139
Not to mention all of the MLShits in here trying their cringe-inducingly hardest to prove something to sudacas and europoors.

>>75886170
>sudacas
CHI

>>75886170
no one's trying to prove anything you faggot. we're literally just assessing our lineup for 2018, obviously the Hue who created this thread wasnt serious
>Sudacas
Go back pedro

We will be lucky to reach semis in 10 years when we host a world cup again. Right now we're just Pulisic and 10 friends with some okay to average bundes players and an uncomfortable amount of my little sawker veterans who should have fucked off after 2014 for good.

>>75886215
>No one's trying to prove anything

This whole entire fucking threads screams otherwise.

>>75886215
>the Hue who created this thread wasnt serious
Well, kinda.

Honestly, if Americans ever decided to give a crap about football, they'll get better at it, fast. That's not likely to happen, though.

>>75886237

nagbe is progressing ok

>>75886246
Try explaining how anyone in this thread is trying to prove shit that we're a good team right now

>>75886112
like who? brooks, chandler, johnson , kljestan?
Pulisic is the only one worth mentioning and hes not matured enough to be world class
>so literally no one

Yeah we are world class chokers but still , finally have new manager and world class talent. But I doubt we will get past teams like Argentina/Portugal/France/Brasil hell even Poland can beat us if we dont get our shit together, they're like 10th ranked atm and looking to move up seem solid. Pretty embarrassing time for us at the moment.

>>75886139
nu-male "i wish i were English" my little sawker fans have infested /sp/

>>75886165
You have to finish higher than Panama to qualify (something which you're currently failing at actually). Don't talk shit about qualifiers, tubs.

>>75886246

You are retarded. There's like one person doing that.

>>75886336
Namely Brooks, Wood, Johnson, and Pulisic.
>world class talent
>England
Like fucking Rashford?

>>75886336
Those players get consistent playing time in a top 4 league and are the spine of our team so yes that's why we're not that bad. Our squad isnt just mls shitters. It also helps that we play like a TEAM and not a collection of primadonnas with no heart

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>>75886383
>>75886290
>>75886215

>I D-DONT CARE! I'M J-JUST TELLING TH-THEM HOW G-GOOD WE ARE AND HO-HOPING THAT NIGEL AND FELIPE N-NOTICE MY TEAM

you are all an extremely sensitive bunch of people if South American approval is this important to you.

>>75886394

ageless superstar wayne rooney, and the master of corners, Harry kane

>>75886341
FIIIIIGHT

>>75886434
weapons grade autism

>>75886341
/mls/ was a mistake. Nothing but Doyle faggots and literal reddditors. They post more about retarded news about the league expansion than actually post during games.

>>75886394
>trashford is trashford I agree
Kane, Alli...

compared to literally who? You simply cannot compare English talent when you have literally NOBODY world class, I think we can agree don't you think? Yeah you can string a few mediocre-ok players I'll give you that.

>>75886373
>>75886165

Why the fuck would qualifiers matter? England were almost flawless in their Euro qualifiers and then ate shit and got knocked out by a tiny island of 300K people
As long as you qualify you're fine. Don't understand why people are flinging shit about us drawing to panama. who fucking cares? we need to just qualify, not top the group

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>>75886538
What good is it to have Kane and Alli when your team has dogshit chemistry and horrible management. Maybe if you stopped rating your players so highly theyd not play like primadonnas who prioritize their club paycheck over national pride

>>75882884
Fingers crossed that they don't. I want the absolute minimum of coverage for this event in the US. The Americans not even being involved would be a great start.

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>>75882884
>they dont
>the media stops forcing soccer down everyone's throats

IT would be a blessed thing if >>>>we failed to qualify. The only tragedy is that the women's team is enough of a global contender to ensure that we will never hear the end of divegrass talk as long as the women's world cup is a thing

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>>75886580
no matter what our chem/management is we would still make short work of you KEK. Even the likes of Switzerland/Poland would easily put a few past you, I don't understand how you're trying to prove anything when you literally have nothing to work with going into this WC.

>>75886666
>no matter what our chem/management is we would still make short work of you KEK
>tf
>tp

>>75886666
P A R T
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>>75886666
>no matter what our chem/management is we would still make short work of you KEK. Even the likes of Switzerland/Poland would easily put a few past you

Why are you taking pride in this as if it's an accomplishment? the USMNT has never been good. Literally even China's B team would give us a headache.

reminder that the last time the British made "short work of us", they finished below us in the 2010 standings

>>75886734
>>75886701
>>75886693
You people have a chip on your fucking shoulders

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You burgers are so fucking deluded its unreal, qualify first then talk. I am 99% sure you won't leave the groups even if you do qualify, but who knows you might get lucky. You can't polish a turd. I get it our team is pretty shit but if we had the roster the US has now I would probably just keep quiet. You just cannot compete with the EU top 10 and SA, that's a fact, you don't really have the talent to be put bluntly.

>>75886666
EASY
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