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/bundesliga/ - Matchday 33 - All In One Edition
Anonymous
2017-05-13 02:52:12
Post No. 75881559
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>after 60 minutes
Leipzig - Bayern 3-2
Augsburg - Dortmund 1-1
Bremen - Hoffenheim 1-5
Darmstadt - Berlin 0-2
Leverkusen - Köln 1-2
Freiburg - Ingolstadt 1-1
Wolfsburg - M'gladbach 1-1
Mainz - Frankfurt 2-2
Schalke - Hamburg 1-0
>buyern
>brämen
>neverkusen
>hamburgers
>>
>>75881559
schalke pls choke
>>
is weigl ded
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>Lahm
retire already you faggot manlet
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WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER WERNER
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Buyern on suicide watch
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*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*
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>>75881559
that can
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>>75881592
kys shitposter
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who /leipzig/ here?
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Koan Starke
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inb4 Lahm claiming they were the better team
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do dortmund even want top 2
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>>75881559
>watching FS2 for the first time
>suddenly
>AMERICAN ALERT
What? The actual fck?
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if ingolstadt scores, hamburg fans can officially start shitting their pants
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Kittel in
Morales in
Ingo are gonna win this
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>>75881635
Watze doesn't so he can justify to investors why he wants to sack Tuchel
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>>75881650
>making up new shitty post content to have an excuse to post that sitty pic again because you got forgotten in the old thread
pathetic
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>bauern
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>>75881559
>>75881559
>turd
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BINLAND :DDDDDDDDDDDd
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>>75881683
the fuck was that
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Bayern really need Neuer huh?
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VITTU!
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>>75881563
I really really hope hsv gets relegated this season.
They really really deserve it.
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>>75881681
>being this salty
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tabea kimme is the bitbean of football
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>29 goals
Jesus...
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did hinteregger write sein und zeit
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>>75881731
Your club deserves it more.
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>>75881717
>watching womens sports
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If Mainz and Ingolstadt score, Hamburgers will have to be put on suicide watch.
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>>75881749
Why though?
And what do you think is my club?
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>the low energy state of buyern customers right now
what an absolute humiliation the #2 of German football has to endure on this beautiful saturday
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>>75881681
>caring this much about one single picture
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>>75881764
You probably bandwagon Dirtmund,Buyern, or Red Bull.
>>
I see Buyern is in their usual Wettbewerbsverzerrungs mode post league win.
>>
FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ FICK JA MAINZ
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>>75881736
>>75881768
>>75881790
>now samefagging
holy shit, how pathetic can one poster be?
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>>75881755
>kiki
K-k-k-kiki?
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how has alfreð been since coming back? we need him to be good for croatia
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>in Hamburg gehen langsam die Lichter aus
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NIHON NIHON NIHON
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wow, I really want to drink a Red Bull now.
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ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO ANIMUTO
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MUTO
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>>75881811
>Asking that when Denmark brazil, and flip exist.
stuuuuuuupid
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MAINZ SCORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>HSV
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>>75881784
Kek, no. I'm Mainz supporter.
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>Hoffe will literally finish 3rd by goal difference above Dortmund
fucking lamallo, Bremen
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>>75881755
>not watching womens sports
You gay or something?
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>Holtby
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Has anyone ever received their second yellow for taking off their shirt?
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Nooooo!!!!!!
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>>75881731
i know but i have BTTS
AND ITS >SCHALKE
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>It stays that way
>Ingolstadt win the last match
>HSV lose again
>relegated
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>>75881860
Are you actually a HSV fan or are all your posts ironic?
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All we need now is an Ingolstadt goal and shit is going down in Hamburg
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>>75881823
I've heard it'll give you wings
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Holy shit, HAHAHAHSV
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You can not be a real football fan and want HSV to go down
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#PRAY4INGO #PRAY4INGO #PRAY4INGO #PRAY4INGO #PRAY4INGO #PRAY4INGO #PRAY4INGO #PRAY4INGO #PRAY4INGO #PRAY4INGO #PRAY4INGO #PRAY4INGO
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>The Fallen Empire: Salt, in Three Films
>a barren field of salted earth
>Salt: The Quicker Picker Upper
I got nothing
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>>75881889
Most disgusting club and fans in the bundes, desu.
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>this bayern
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>mfw they're laughing now when it doesn't matter while we've been laughing all season
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>wanting Ingolstadt in the 1st league
baka they always play dirty and dive a lot. I hope they go down. At least HSV gives us easy points.
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>>75881889
Wiser words have never been typed on this board.
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>>75881913
Ribery looks like a goblin
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>>75881889
weren't you laughing at prutgart last season??
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>>75881899
>>75881854
>>75881813
samefag
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Ingolstadt = Chancentod
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>>75881906
Nice shitpost!
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>>75881859
I don't know about the Bundesliga, but that happened to Destro from As Roma once. Really stupid, because it was an irrelevant 4:0 goal.
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>Wolfsburg - M'gladbach interrupted because of thunder and hail
>in May
lel, the city of Northern German weather
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>>75881933
Shut up, you don't even know who Kiki is.
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>>75881947
>meanwhile, the game in Bremen continues
Weak plastic VW cunts.
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hamburg is done
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>>75881958
m'lade
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>They still think there is a chance that HSV could go down
lmao you never learn
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robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert
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LEWY
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3 0
0
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>Reus
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>UPDATE
Lewandowski (30 goals)
Aubameyang (29 goals)
Modeste (25 goals)
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>>75881996
mett?
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>>75882003
oh boy what did he do this time
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Holy shit, Sakai from HSV is so pretty!
>tfw Sakai will never pin you down
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>Hoffenshit
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>HSV play against Golfsburg
>Ingolstadt play against >Schalke
Hartz4 is going to relegate HIV
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>schalke is winning
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>>75882027
he will never step on your balls either
why dont you just die in your sleep already
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>>75881879
Was born in the city and have been to the old Volksparkstadion for many years. I also hate the FCSP.
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How many Leipzig players and staff members will Bayern buy?
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>>75882037
Good, good.
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DEUTSCHER MEISTER IST NUR DER FCB
NUR DER FCB
NUR DER FCB
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>>75882015
Had a good chance and shot it into the side netting
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>leipzig
my dick
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>>75881889
What if I am a Werder fan and hate the HSV's guts since forever?
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>conceding 4 to redbull hotspurs
>thought they could win the champ's league
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>Bobby Shit
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>>75882076
>reus
david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david david
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>>75882086
That's okay then
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>leipzig
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>>75882077
Kill yourself Red Bull nigger
>>
GET FUCKED BULLENSCHWEINE
ALA GOAT
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J U S T
U
S
T
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>RBL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>energy drink fc
lel
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he didnt watch bayern
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LMAOING @ RBL and @SCHALKE
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Why is Red Bull so shit?
They will get relegated next year desu
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>>75882079
yes now I only need Dortmund to lose
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is >schalke the worst club?
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>hoffenshit
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refballing this hard
kill bauern
kill bauern
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I'm far from being a Bayern supporter but thank god
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LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE
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>schalke
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>Schalke
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>SCHALKE
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>my team
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FUCK YES LASOGGA FUCK YES LASOGGA FUCK YES LASOGGA FUCK YES LASOGGA FUCK YES LASOGGA FUCK YES LASOGGA FUCK YES LASOGGA FUCK YES LASOGGA FUCK YES LASOGGA FUCK YES LASOGGA FUCK YES LASOGGA
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>schalke
>>
>>75882140
HAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE LASAGNE
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>schalke
>getting scored on by lagossa
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>SCHALKE
HOLY SHIT I HATE THAT SHITTY CLUB SO MUCH
NUKE GELSENKIRCHEN, THAT SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SHITHOLE CITY
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NUR
>>
>Schalke
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NUR DER HSV
NUR DER HSV
NUR DER HSV
NUR DER HSV
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Fuck Mainz :)
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>schalke
Never stop schalking you glorious bastards.
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see >>75882151
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>Schalke dashing my hopes and dreams yet again
Fucking A
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KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC KOLASINAC
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it had to be lasogga
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>>75882173
Wait what the fuck I take that back.
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Ingolstadt is kill
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arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen arjen
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
HAAHAHAHAA
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>RBL
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>S. Chalk. E.
fuck my face
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!?
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OH MY GOD
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This matchday is pure madness!!!
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Wtf is happening first Mainz then HSV now buyern?
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HE DID IT
>>
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was a foul at the other end desu
>>
Hahaha >schalke
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>LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG >LELZIG
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>its a Buyern get to play till they score episode
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FUCK HSVFUCK HSVFUCK HSV
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LCIM
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ROBBEN ROBBEN ROBBEN
ENERGY DRINKS STATUS: JUST
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my dick hurts
wombo combo
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>Kicker app sending me Schalke 2:1 Hamburg '90+4
>suddenly it is gone
What is going on?
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SCHEISS BULLENSCHWEINE
FICKT EEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
BHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>
THIS FUCKING MATCHDAY AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Robben is an absolute madman
>>
what a meme league
>>
Why didnt schalkes goal count??
>>
HOW FUCKING CHEEKY CAN A HUMAN BEAN BE?
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HOLY SHIT THIS WAS FUN
FUCK RED BULL FUCK RED BULL
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NUR DER HSV!!!
NUR DER HSV!!
NUR DER HSV!!!
NUR DER HSV!!
NUR DER HSV!!!
NUR DER HSV!!
NUR DER HSV!!!
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SHAREHOLDERS, CONSUMERS AND ABHSV ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW
>>
>the city of Rasenball
>>
NUR!
DER!
HSV!
THIS IS MADNESS!
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>>75882263
>▶
didnt you meant to quote denmark?
>>
SIEG DES WILLENS
BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>75882259
Apparently the ball was out beforehand
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>>75882255
This.
No wonder an average player like Lewandowski can score so many goals in this league.
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>ingolstadt relegated
oh
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Robben did it the absolute madman
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>>75882285
lol
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I don't know which team I want to go down more.
Golfsburg, Augsshit or HIV.
>>
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Fucking HSV
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>Vize-Meister in our first Bundesliga season
Nothing to be mad about
>>
>>
Why dont you guys like HSV ;_;
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>>75882323
>wanting anybody but hiv to go down
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>>75882330
Kill yourself shitposter
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>>75882345
because
>shalke
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lol, >schalke outchoked >hamburg and got >outrefballed by hamburg
the 2 biggest jokes in german football
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the masons are kill
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>>75882352
>t. mad shareholder
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>>75882345
Refball, annoying players, staff and fans, justice
>>
That's it. I am no longer a Red Bull fan. I am Hoffenheim now.
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what in the fug
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>RB - Buyern
>4-5
>last 3 goals were scored 84'-96'
what a meme league, really needs arab and chinese money asap
>>
Wew lads that was a ride
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>>75882330
Du Hurensohn, RB SCHWEIN
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>Energy drink
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>saupreißn can't into football
WER KO, DER KO.
WER NET KO, RED DAVO.
>>
F
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>>75882345
ignore the faggots
>>
>>
>>75882373
>>75882388
why dont you just fuck off?
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>>75882345
We do though
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>>75882385
who?
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I really hate bayern
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>>75882345
they used to be really aggressive
basically injured players from every club
also refball
>>
Wolfsburg vs Hamburg next week will be interesting, but even if hiv loses they still have a chance in the relegation, for the fucking third time in a row
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37 fucking goals.
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>>75882401
Problem, Kümmeltürk?
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Press F to pay respects to Ingolstadt
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>102'
>0
>2
>'
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What are HSV fans shitposting about anyways?
Mainz won, Augsburg tied and Wolfsburg tied.
HSV is more fucked than it was before the beginning of this matchday.
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>>75881559
From best to worst, what do you think of my rating?
>Mainz
>Darmstadt
>Leipzig
>Augsburg
>Freiburg
>Bremen
>Hoffenheim
>Ingolstadt
>Berlin
>Schalke
>Frankfurt
>Köln
>Leverkusen
>Gladbach
>Wolfsburg
>Bayern
>Dortmund
>Hamburg
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OSSILANTEN BTFO
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>>75882447
where is he going
one year as backup for robert?
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>>75882345
Because they used to play the most unattractive bonebreaker football for years, barely getting by and mostly with a lot of refball, yet their fans always proclaim that the club should play atleast in the Europa League.
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>>75882423
>third time in a row
HSV finished 10th last season
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>>75882447
>>
>>75882462
he has cancer
he's going to die
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>>75882489
Geh AfD wählen, Herbert, vielleicht kriegste dann ja endlich 'nen Job.
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>>75882489
He is probably a turk.
>>
>>75882461
true
bayern fans just hate them because hamburg is more historical
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>>75882491
rip
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which spurdo is robert lewandowsis favorivte?
>>
don't forget: Sportschau starts now
>>
>>
shareholder here, so mad right now.
Why do you try all game to create chances again and again and only be able to score one goal, while the opponent defends all day, and gets one chance from a kick off that he scores from.
Sometimes football really is stupid.
>>
>>75882506
verpiss dich Claudia
>>
are they still playing in wolfsburg? my stream died
>>
>>75882489
whats up ronny? when are you finally gonna pay back that soli?
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>>75882526
>bobert is polish
this one
>>
time for my enema
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>>75882532
geh mauer bauen du pfeife
>>
>>75882489
Scheiß Ossi zieh die Mauer wieder hoch und versteck dich
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>wake up
>HSV, Schalke 04 and Wolfsburg are still in Bundesliga
How do we stop this cancer bruders? These three teams are in Bundesliga ever since I learn how to use my dick for having a good time and they are worthless. Wolfsburg had its time but it is still a meme team.
>>
>>75882532
>Projecting that chick that won't bang you onto some anonymous image board post
Muss du dich nicht heute noch bewusstlos trinken?
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>>75882563
hes a big guy
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>>75882565
>not getting a quick enema during half-time
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>>75882576
we have to kill the bauern meme
>>
Tolle Liga die ihr da habt
>>
>>75882579
>spricht übers projezieren
>projeziert selbst
lol was für ein trottel
>>
>>75882576
Schalke is based, because Dirtmund is shit.
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>>75882556
>>
>>75882601
Nice try Andreas
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>>75882593
>FLYERALARM ADMIRA
>RED BULL SALZBURG
>CASHPOINT ALTACH
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>>75882599
Wenigstens muss ich nicht alleine trinken.
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>>75882601
>schalke
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>>75882601
>Schalke is based
Man it is the worthless team ever. I want to like them cuz Gelsenkirchen is my favorite German town but they are doomed to suck for eternity. They can't get shit done ever. Because of their shittines I root for Duisburg now because at least it has a meme town but Schalke keeps killing his potential. I don't remember a single season where they were fully competent. It is like a club tradition of them to mess things up.
>>
Doesn't Wolfsburg have an advantage now because they already know how the other games ended?
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>>75882630
Even turks speak better german than ossies
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>>75882630
did a turk fuck your sister or why are you so turk-obsessed?
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>>75882638
>turk
>liking a ruhrpott club
i'm sorry, but it is so fitting
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>>75882630
>ass-blasted
We are promoted to 2.Bundesliga. I am not assblasted as a Duisburg fan.
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>>75882638
Gelsenkirchen is a complete shithole. Dirty everywhere and full of turks. I don’t understand your opinion.
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>>75882609
I dont wanna hear excuses ronny. just pay back that money already
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>>75882675
>full of turks
you didnt look at his flag, did you?
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>>75882675
he is a turk lol
>>
>>75882638
>>75882675
Oops, I just recognized your country flag.
>>
türken haben gerne sex mit ihren schwestern :DDDD
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>>75882665
>ruhrpott club
What is a Ruhrpoot club?
>>75882675
I only saw pics of it and looked cool. I like Dresden too. I set my warehouse in Euro Truck Simulator 2 on Dresden.
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>>75882638
>It is like a club tradition of them to mess things up.
Thats why it's a funny club.
Who likes to support teams like Bayern, Barcelona, Juventus? It's not even fun.
>>
KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL KIEL
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>>75882714
Ruhrpott is the former coal mining area in NRW.
Cities like Gelsenkirchen, Essen, Dortmund or Duisburg are in the Ruhrpott.
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>>75882714
i think it means like industrial shithole where everyones poor and does manual labour
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>>75882692
>Bauern Trottels
HEY!
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>>75882722
calm down. no need to get personal here ronny
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>>75882714
You haven’t installed the Refugees Welcome Patch for Euro Truck Simulator yet, have you?
>>
So was >schalke (and by that, Ingolstadt) refballed or was the disallowed goal the correct decision?
>>
rate this matchday
10/10 for me
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why is hamburg still alive?
>>
why do turks love germany so much
i mean we have our own immigrants but for some reason all of yours are turks, why do all turks pick germany?
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>>75882769
Maybe he has the Truck of Peace though?
>>
>>75882779
>ingolstadt got relegated
0/100
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>>75882779
10/10 it is. Can't wait for Sportschau to start.
>>
>>75882797
Guest workers in the 60s were mostly from Turkey and Italy.
>>
Great thread
>>
>>75882779
12/10
>>75882832
very nice
>>
>>75882832
great post
>>
Thank you
>>
>>75882769
Top kek.
>>75882801
This is also fun.
>>75882797
I love England more than Germany actually. I dislike Fr*nch.
>>75882747
How is Eastern Germany towns?
>>
>>75882779
7/10
thread was decent until /bintpol/ arrived
>>
>>75882797
I hate Germany but makes sense. They have money and lots of gibs. Where would you expect them to go? In Bongland?
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>>75882855
>eastern germany
shit
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>>75882797
because hartz 4
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>>75882433
>>75882593
>>75882607
>>75882709
>>75882754
why cant you fuck off
>>
>>75882855
> I dislike Fr*nch.
I guess some of you are alright then.
But if you want to be based you have to hate the inbred island apes, too.
>>
>>75882779
9/10, great matchday. Any mexican scoring would have made it a 10/10 for me, they all choked hard though.
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>>75882824
Correct answer
>>75882860
Historically ignorant answer
>>75882864
Meme answer (picture related)
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>>75882889
Willst Haumiblau, Scheißtürk?
>>
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always loving this wessi/ossi banter
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10/10 matchday
now play some videogames
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>>75882886
>Racist
Ex communists being racists. Man all people are actually same at basics.
>>
>>75882944
The people who lived under socialism usually are the ones who hate socialism the most
>>
>>75882944
gib traditional turkish gf
>>
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can /bundes/ recommend me some good anime shows?
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>>75882960
Yeah. Do you watch Fargo? New season started in East Berlin and main characters are named Stussy.
>>75882966
Only if you lemme open a döner shop in Duisburg.
>>
>>75882450
>putting Darmstadt above Dortmund
lel
>>
/failed enema/ here
how the fuck are you supposed to hold that in for 15-20minutes? I couldnt hold it in for 5 minutes.
>>
>>75882986
That's not me
>>
>>75882996
you can do whatever you want in duisburg
now gib gf
>>
>>75882797
>why do turks love germany so much
Main reason was the alliance in WW1 actually.
>>
>>75882999
>not hating Dirtmund
You fell for the >we are the good guys trust me meme
>>
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how is this allowed?
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>>75882992
anime is shit
you should be gassed immeditately
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>>75882992
Naruto
>>
>>75883004
Relax your anus and lay on your side anon
>>
>>75883060
yes, I tried, but I felt like, it will come out of its own. Shit, I would do another one now, but I dont have another Clyster.
>>
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>>75882992
Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata
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>>75883040
>not realizing that I unironically hate dirtmund
I hate schalke as well. Fuck them and their refball in the europa league, gladbach should have gone through
>>
*farts*
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>>75883116
*snorts coke*
>>
Julian Weigl hat sich das Sprunggelenk gebrochen und fällt drei bis vier Monate aus
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>>75883116
>>75883126
>>
>>75883040
I dislike Dortmund and Tuchel.
Teams I don't like in Bundesliga are Freiburg, Köln, Frankfurt and Augusburg. I especially like Freiburg a lot. Their badge, shirts, town are all cool as fuck
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>>75883089
Good post
>>
19:00 Speedway - Polish Grand Prix
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>>75883116
>be Daum
>take control of Fenerbahçe
>enter last week of Turkish league as 1st twice
>lose them both
Cocaine is hell fo a drug.
>>
>>75883151
You should like Mainz, too.
They are based.
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>>75883126
>>
>>75883179
They are also cool.
I like Hannover 96 too. Sorry for Korkut relegating them.
>>
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>>75883222
>>75883192
>>75883116
when will this hunk of a man make leverkusen great again?
>>
>>75883116
>>75883126
>>75883174
>>75883192
>>75883222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQCNfPKeJLk
absolutely based daum
>>
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>>75883245
soon
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>>75883250
top keke
>>
>spieltag is over
>daumposting begins
great saturday
>>
>>75883245
hopefully soon
>>
>>75883004
why do you want to hold it in for 15-20 minutes? i simply do a handstand and shake around a bit. then i piss it all out and do another one until only water comes out and nothing but water
if you keep the water in for longer than 5 minutes more than half of it will be already absorbed by your body
>>
>>75883004
w-why are you getting an enema anon
>>
>>75883352
its also a good way to stay hydrated when you dont have drinkable water btw
>>
Why will play against Hamburg in relegation? I hope H95+1
>>
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>>75883373
its a german tradition
>>
>>75883386
is it not normal for uli and karl-heinz to travel with the team bus?
>>
>>75883386
>m-rm-2001
münchen real madrid 2001?
>>
>>75883373
he like putting things up his pooper
>>
>>75883386
Who's butt is that?
>>
>>75883442
coach carlson
>>
I want to fuck a German frau so badly
>>
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APOLOGIZE TO THIS INSIDE DIRECTION TO CUTTING MOTION MAN
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>>75883463
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAD
>>
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>>75883495
Kek.
Your post = uma delicia
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kemme
e
m
m
e
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>>75883601
what the fuck
>>75883689
>watching eurovision
>>
>>75883700
how new are you?
/esc/-threads are one of the highlights of the year on /sp/.
or they were, before you millenials fucked everything up.
>>
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>>75883677
Tomorrow, my friend, tomorrow...
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>>75883757
its gay and i dont care about your gay opinion Tbh
>>
>>75883835
MERCI TWINGO
>>
>>75883373
They are based.
I got one too two weeks ago.
>>
>>75883835
Twingo, douze points
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>>75883601
Don't forget to brush your teeth after eating
>>
>>75883952
Tooth brush porn is god-tier
also
>Miss Gapes
kek
Are you in the Eurovision thread late?
>>
why did i even go? i knew it would be another major letdown
fuck this shit to be h
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>>75884141
>eurovision
>everyone sings in english
???
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>>75884193
a-at least you got to say bye to the Hunter
>>
>>75884194
>complaining that everyone sings in english
>not that Autralia and Israel are allowed to participate
>>
>Israel
>"I Feel Alive"
>>
>>75884194
>Israel
>IMRI
>Iesus Mazarenus Rex Iudaeorum
>>
>>75884194
they think its a great idea to import africans/third worlders, speak English, and form a union of states
what could possibly go wrong??
>>
>>75884330
kc tier
>>
>>75882975
Link?
>>
>>75884350
we're too stupid and uncultured to ever imagine something so intelligent
>>
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wtf I hate Weigl now??
>>
>>75883677
Marc Albrighton???
>>
>>75884429
>>75884429
you are not funny. go away
>>
>>75884429
stay sweaty?
>>
>>75884429
poor choices in women and religion ?
>>
>>75884443
no, we call him michael. Dunno why.
>>
>>75884429
>is german
>gets tattoo in english
>>
>>75884462
Stay positive
>>
>>75884382
Lazy-ass niggah. This came literally in first place when googling a random part of the quote:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastarbeiter
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>>75884500
>>
>>75884429
>that cap
Based.
I don't believe in god, but I show solidarity to every christian.
>>
>>75884495
>is american
>gets tattoo in german
>>
>>75884500
thats actually a good way of thinking
no need to permanently engrave it on your forearms though
>>
Robben's injury time winner was the 8th goal after the 90th minute for Bayern this season, a new Bundesliga record!
>>
>>75883757
i hope there will be a thread on /sp/, the /int/ thread goes way too fast so i cant browse it simultaneously with the ylilauta thread
>>
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>> Angeblich wäre Alexis Sanchez für eine Ablöse in Höhe von 60 Millionen Euro zu haben, etwa das Doppelte von dem, was sich der in 47 Pflichtspielen mit 25 Toren erfolgreiche Stürmer als Jahresgage vorstellen soll.
> Der zweite Gigant im Bayern-Visier ist körperlich ein eher unscheinbarer Mann: 1,65 Meter groß, 60 Kilogramm schwer, er heißt Marco Verratti – und ist gewissermaßen das Hirn im Mittelfeld von Paris St. Germain. Bayern-Trainer Carlo Ancelotti ist bekannt mit seinem 24-jährigen Landsmann und ein großer Fan Verrattis, der mit atemberaubender Zielsicherheit die Stürmer in den Schnittstellen vor dem gegnerischen Strafraum einzusetzen vermag.
> Auch hier haben die Bayern, auch wegen Ancelottis Einfluss auf Verratti, wohl gute Chancen auf dessen Verpflichtung. Da sein Vertrag an der Seine aber noch bis Juli 2021 läuft, Paris wenig finanzielle Nöte hat und den Profi wohl nur gehen lassen wird, wenn dieser inständig darum bitten würde, müssten Rummenigge und Co. schon extratief in die Taschen greifen. Unter 120 Millionen Euro Ablöse, so Signale von PSG und die Meinung von Experten, dürfte dieser Deal kaum zu stemmen sein.
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>>75884656
while being the team with the oldest players on average
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>>75884873
Remember when Zidane was the most expensive player of all time at like 20 million or so?
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>>75884495
i bet his american gf made him do it
he is the kind of guy who likes to be told what to do, hence the love from tuchel
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>>75885068
that was before russkis, goatfuckers and chinks threw around their money
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Euro thread >>75885353
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>>75885068
no
if i were in a quiz and somebody asked me "how much did zinedine zidane cost back then when he moved to real madrid" i would have answered 70 million euros
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Wasn't it like €50m?
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>>75885714
€73.5m in 2001
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>>75882345
every season they are in the top 3 worst clubs in the league
also >refball
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>some subhuman woman loudly phones someone on her balcony in an ugly language i dont understand
time to close the windows
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>>75885773
Right, the first DKK half billion player
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>>75885846
yes
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>>75885802
>not yelling "Halt's Maul"
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I came here to laugh at Leipzig
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The.Founder.2016.BDRip.1080p.ExKinoRay.mkv
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>>75886192
This
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>>75888521
dies !
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>>75883373
To be totally honest, I have problems with my digestion all the time. Was not really constipated, but feeling like there was some unhealthy stuff in my colon that was asking to come out.
Also, I like just feeling more clean on the inside.
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>>75884429
The christian hat, I would give a pass, because it is kinda edgy(in a good way) to be Christian nowadays, eventhough Im not religious.
The tats on the other hand...
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>>75885116
It's funny because in my middle eastern country, we refer to germans as animalfuckers.
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>>75883004
liegt dich auf dem bett und und du muss pappiere unter deinem arsch haben, falls du scheiss dich selbst
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>>75884873
>> Angeblich wäre Alexis Sanchez für eine Ablöse in Höhe von 60 Millionen Euro zu haben, etwa das Doppelte von dem, was sich der in 47 Pflichtspielen mit 25 Toren erfolgreiche Stürmer als Jahresgage vorstellen soll.
What? Did I read that right? He wants to earn 30million per season? Last time I checked not even Messi or CR7 made this much from their wage.
How much is Lewandowski earning? Like 15million?
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>>75890840
I was in the bathroom the whole time, thank you.
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>>75890874
kein problem
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>>75890805
why?
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>tfw you're drunk as fuck but you volunteered as a Wahlhelfer for tomorrow
ugh
UGH!
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>>75891286
go to bed then
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>>75891416
I don't fell like sleeping yet
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>>75891484
*feel
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okay goodnight
Don't forget to vote tomorrow fellow NRW bros
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GOOOOOD NIGHT
what a matchday, lads
HIV and Doofmund should've lost to make it perfect, tho
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just found this
http://www.beulenforum.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?t=147&page=21
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v drunk right now. good night luv you bundes
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>>75890841
yeah i didnt get that part either
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im up what do
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>>75903469
cut inside
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>>75903469
touch yourself, make breakfast, clean up your appartment, look for camping sites near hamburg
at least thats what i will do
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goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning
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Dumbers here
Was it a penalty that led to the 1-1?
Was it a foul that led to the 4-4?
Was Forsberg fouled before the 4-5?
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>>75904754
what match are you talking about?
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>>75904754
Only valid question - how can you let yourself get fucked over like that?
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>>75904759
The game was lost when Memehüttl subbed in Selke.
I don't really care anyway, RBL are VIZEMEISTER, Swansea won, and Aue will hopefully avoid relegation today.
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>>75903469
Write a romantic letter for your mom.
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>>75904754
yes
yes
no
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>>75904892
I'll take your word for it, Leif.
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>>75904919
leif is a gypsy name
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would you do love to dorothea bachmann?
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>>75904949
yes
she needs it badly
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Today's women's Bundes matches
USV Jena 14 : 00 SC Sand
FFC Frankfurt 14 : 00 Hoffenheim
Borussia M'gladbach 14 : 00 Duisburg
Tabbine Potsdam 14 : 00 Buyern München
SGS Essen 14 : 00 Bayer Leverkusen
Freiburg 14 : 00 Wolfsburg
Potsdam match is broadcasted live on RBB. 4 free and in HD. Please watch our sports!
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fuck off, tom
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How do you pronounce the name Leif?
>like english lie + f
>like english lay + f
Protip: one of it is utterly redarded. Choose wisely!
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>>75905032
First one
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>>75905032
the latter option
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>>75904949
not sure
>>75905032
lai-f
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>>75904949
Post pic
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>>75905088
left one
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>>75905100
>parteilos
>poses with CDU scum
everytime...
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>>75905100
she looks fucking nasty
bet she took several syrian dicks in that big car
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>>75905147
this
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>>75905100
Looks somehow familiar. Probably yes.
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>>75905147
good
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>>75905147
>>75905170
>>75905183
Nice try Mustafa, Mohammed and Farrid!
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Guden
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>>75905200
great post
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>Red Bull nigger is a guest in doppelpass
Fuck off already
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>>75905276
I'm still waiting for a Buyern-free Dopplepass tobihoeneß
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That's the spirit!
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>>75905314
lel
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>>75904998
>great weather
>I could ride to watch Tabbi play and take some meme pictures for Bundes
>don't
HMMMMMMMM
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>>75905857
its my fault, sorry
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>going to brandenburg
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>F1
>super Giro stage
>Eredivisie getting decided
>Klassikeren
Good day of sports ahead of us
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>>75906072
2.Bundesliga today
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>>75906098
Yes
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"Es ist nicht das erste Mal, dass die Ehekrise im Hause Bachmann für Schlagzeilen im Städtchen Hechingen, Baden-Württemberg sorgt. Und nun das: Bürgermeisterin Dorothea Bachmann (51) wurde von ihrem eifersüchtigen Ehemann (56) beim Sex im Dienstwagen erwischt! Doch wie konnte er sie ausfindig machen?
Es steht der Vorwurf im Raum, dass er seine Frau mithilfe eines Peilsenders verfolgt hat. Ein Fall für die Kriminaltechniker des Landeskriminalamtes!"
>le "he caught me cheating? Its his fault for spying on me" meme
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>southern "germans"
disgusting desu
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was there something interesting said about Tuchel at Dopa?
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>watching dopa
disgusting desu
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>>75905857
"""""tom""""" here. why didn't you go? /bundes/ needs more real life memer.
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>>75906455
MILF
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>>75907773
it's a long ride
I should do some studying
also, I think my parents are in the stadium, sooooo....
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Ich, Manfred Deutschmann, finde der Juden muss sterben.
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>>75908525
What? Is your sister a Turbiene? I always thought only PaBs (parents and boyfriends [of the girls]) are attending the matches.
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BUNDES BUNDES BUNDEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
HANNOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>sylvie meis
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>the cities of tom and potsdam
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hope my fellow Ruhrpottassis all voted MLPD today so I get more free stuff
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>>75883677
Ywn be able to satisfy a grill thats "into horses"
Why even live
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>>75910375
P
O
O
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>>75910375
L
O
O
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I vopted AfD today
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>>75910063
Is anyone her from potsdam?
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>>75910471
well done. NRW will not improve a bit, but at least it's not your fault.
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>>75910388
>>75910408
>>75910426
good job
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Fuck Germany and FUCK white people
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>>75910626
DeLatoya Rodriguez pls go
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>>75910626
Martin shouldn't you be in Würselen now.
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>Magnushit
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>>75910626
Apparently Ralf Stegner already knows the outcome in NRW.
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>tfw the Buyern whores have 4 stars on their jerseys
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>>75910506
piss dich du ossi schwein
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>Braunschweig
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>>75910786
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Who /grodig/ hier?
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>üñïöñ bërlïn
What happened?
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>>75911145
gold
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>>75911060
>kanack in charge of proper reading
If I was from potsdam I would be every match at the stadium.
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>dFw kein Deutscher Freundin
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>>75911339
nigga improve ur german sheet
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>>75911339
ja, schlechtes Fühl
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>>75911145
>my crotch hurts
>I need to shit
>this window is too dirty
>Ralf didn't offer me a sip of his water
>I didn't want it anyway
>it smells
>nobody is talking, pretend you're contemplating life
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NEW THREAD
>>75911475
>>75911475
>>75911475
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>>75911439
Soy de mexico y estoy en el Army jajaja. Voy al Germany en septiembre
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>>75909139
You are crazy American
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>Peine Ost
>ever being in the Bundesliga again
lel
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>>75906455
do people really do this? sounds like a telenovela, whatever that means
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>>75911912
Apprently. I also was suprised. I mean, maybe if you are 25, but with 50? Secret sex in a car?
I only know of one person that....oh damn, thx for reminding me, I feel miserable again
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i played again today. thigh felt good.
also scored a goal. there is a video of it too, not sure if i should show it
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>>75912788
splendid. keep stretching
>>75912788
checked
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