OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

First

Puel seems to have stopped giving a shit, looking at the Southampton starting 11

It's good to see Austin and Targett back on the bench after injury though

I'm getting bored of the fixtures being spread across Fri to Mon, constantly leaving just 3 boring as shit matches on a Saturday afternoon.

>>75879967
Blame Sky.

>>75879941
The Middlesbrough line-up looks even worse.

>>75879941
the players hate him its obvious
he's gone in the summer

>9 minutes of extra time
>boob madley

You going to watch Fulham/Reading later lads?

>>75879895

Look at those fucking games jesus christ

>state of these games

i suppose sunderland-swansea has some importance at least

>>75879967
Go out and watch your local 8th division side struggle to figure out how to kick a ball

why are Spurs moving to Wembley when they'll be shit due to the larger pitches?

Surely makes sense to stay at WHL 1 more season, take advantage of their great home form and the likes of Liverpool and Chelsea having european games meaning they drop points

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8 fold accumulator. If I get these 4 right today I win. What do you think lads?

>>75879967
This. I'm here for Saturday games and they're always shit at 3pm. And only 3 games, there used to be about 7.

Why were 2 games on last night?

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thoughts?

>>75880168
their leagues have finished

>>75879967
This. 3pm the last 4 weeks dire as fuck

>>75880215
wont happen

>>75880215

I think you're going to lose every bet

For the amount of money they've spent City are still a shambles. Same as United.

>>75880215
Stoke would have to score in order to win

Premier league should follow the Bundesliga way and reduce the teams to 18, less games allows more competitiveness and less teams benefiting from easy points v shit ones

Their relegation battle much more tighter

>>75880295
Mangala £40m
Stones £48m
Otamendi - £32m
insane

>>75880295
It really is ridiculous how much the Manchester clubs fucked up. I'm expecting better next season.

>the gap from 7th to 8th is one point less than the gap from 8th to 19th
I've never known a PL season like this with so many clubs in the bottom half being equally rubbish.

Swansea could stay up with 35 points for fuck's sake.

>>75880414
Fewer

>>75880394
Don't worry next season ends in an even number.

Huddersfield to finish top 6

>>75880394
I don;t know. They're both off on summer tours days after the season ends, coupled with insane transfer dealings and WC qualifiers.
Because both clubs keep breaking the transfer record on utterly hopeless players, most of the top clubs will have to follow suit.

Why do >we even watch this sport?

>>75880434
I keep watching for the car crash aspect

>>75880434
Admittedly I haven't watched anywhere near as much footy as I was a few years ago. Used to watch as many games as possible, now it's just >my team plus the biggest games. Maybe I'm just getting bored of it.

>>75880414
its pretty ridiculous considering last season Chelsea finished 10th with 50 pts

This year only the top 7 will get over 50 pts

Probably due to a lot of teams being shit for ages, sacking their manager and improving

and also newcastle and villa no longer being in the PL

>>75879895
>a Swansea win
No fucking chance.

>>75880253
>>75880280

t-thanks ;(

>>75880320

Yeah, i'm not too sure I was thinking clearly with that one at all. Good thing is that it's the last game, so if i'm fortunate enough to get 7 right then i'm snap-cashing out.

>>75880480
Im feeling the same way these days. I struggle to watch a full 90 minute match unless its a game of some importance. It just feels the massive waste of time i always knew it was but never admitted.

jeff stelling stream anyone?

>>75880480
same here

>>75880532
>>75880480
>>75880434
>>75880453
cheer up lads, championship playoffs start tonight

>>75880453
>>75880480
I'm just getting older and more cynical.

>>75880578
Trey this, rev up your adblocker though.
http://mamahd.com/sky-sports-1-live-free-stream-1.html

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>tfw no championship anymore

>>75880595

Excited for that desu. Is Reading Fulham considered a rivalry?

up the cherries lads

>>75880659
no

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Guwon Sunlund. Don't just roll over. Please.

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>>75880646
We're back next season though lad

Would really like to see Gylfi in Chelsea desu. I know he doesn't really fit in anywhere, but for some reason I get a feeling he'd do well.

>>75880737

Reckon /ourguy/ Ched 'holds you down in bed' Evans will get top scorer?

>>75880731
You know that will fucking happen.

I realised earlier >we were the Newcastle replacement this season: gift Sunderland six points and get relegated because of them.

Only team that couldn't avoid defeat against >Moyes this campaign as well.

And the sad thing is, it was the away match under Mick that had the better performance.

>>75880737
i'm a fulham fan so maybe not, if we get promoted i'll genuinely miss the championship

>>75880805
Want your lot to pull the piggies pants down at Wembley desu

>>75880793
players took it easy, figured an easy win

>>75879895
who do i want to get relegated lads?

i dislike hull, but want to see swansea relegated to see that 1.90cm dick shrivel even more

>0-0
>0-0
>0-0

SEMEN

>>75880793

Shocking considering how we normally take Sunlun for a ride and they end the game with less than 11 players.

FUCK Llorente

>Hull

>>75880836
hull

their tripfaggot is just as bad as 190

>>75880882
so either way we win?

>>75880871

It's alright, win tomorrow and then on the last day we just need to beat Spuds and have Palace or Swansea slip up.

>>75880882
>their tripfaggot is just as bad as 190
I hate Hull but that's a tad harsh m8

>>75880893
yes

are you a jason denayer?
personally I think he exists

>sunderland only good when i bet against them
hmmm

>moyes

>>75880893
No mauled will stick around, he's far better than 190kg
>>75880931
I don't think any of the Sunderland players exist.

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When do you think this little prick is gonna crock it?

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>tfw no gf

>>75880980
Probably isn't even sick desu

>>75880980
in terms of his battle against relegation (to hell)? he's 12 points adrift with 4 to play

I miss Pardew but I also like Big Sam

>>75881004
>missing pardew

t. 14 year old german girl

>tfw stuck with 190kg for another season

>>75881013
she was 14?

wtf she was a solid 8

>>75880980
I know any good parent would do anything for their dying child but I think it's a bit unfair that this kid has been the mascot for literally everything.

What kind of precedent does that set for other desperately ill children?

Anybody else epically troll the BBC comments sections?

>>75880980
>>75881001
>>75881002
>>75881032
edgy cunts

>>75881055
waste of time because all the really funny posts just get deleted

>>75880980
>le stop other kids from being the mascot man

>>75880980
>already last treatment
when the season end desu

martin olsson doesn't look like his surname would suggest

>>75881055
its a pretty depressing read desu, so many thick cunts in this country

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>mememouth could unironically finish 8th this season
travesty

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>no josh king tap-in yet

He's finished

>>75881002
>>75881070
kek

STANNY

>>75881098
Just give it another decade or so when the results of those Swedish cultural enrichment programs really start to come through.

>>75880980
*Blocks your attempt at being the mascot*

>>75881111
no mate, bournemouth are a 'great advert for the premier league' and 'play football the right way' (passing it around the back until an individual mistake leads to a goal)

>>75881060

You just need to write a bunch of shit agaisnt the popular opinion and type IN CAPITAL LETTERS at random points to get hundreds of seething >(you)s
It surprisingly addictive

>Sunderlinjuryland

>>75881121
Hello Jersey shore man. Do you reckon Wilshere is going to sign for your team permanently?

>>75881181
howe said more or less that he wasn't, think he wants to spend another £15m or so on another liverpool youth player

>>75881200

He can buy lingard for double that if he wants

>>75881209
not sure bournemouth could afford his £2.5bn/pw wages

Llorente has had such a pointless career, at east he's handsome

Remember when West Ham put up that statue of Michael Jackson outside their stadium? Top kek

>>75881262
that has literally never happened

>>75881262

That was Norwich

>>75881262
Isn't it Palace?

>>75881277
>Forgetting that it was Derby

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>>75881200

On the whole, Eddie Howe's transfer dealings over the past couple of seasons have been fucking dreadful. Imagine him going to a big club and being given a big transfer budget to work with.

>>75881262
That was Charlton idiot

>>75881324
>all those black players

hmmm

>>75881324
him and his coaching team clearly have some talent when it comes to developing players, but yeah, they've spent far too much on dire players since promotion

it's something they really need to sort out

>>75881262
It was Millwall. He was voted their all time favourite white musician in their annual white power awards.

>>75881324

>thinking managers buy the players in 2017

>>75881262
Remember when Jacko and David Blaine were Uri Geller's guest at that Exeter City match and they came on at half time and Jacko got a hattrick?

I completely forgot chelsea won the league last night

Imagine being at a football club and someone thinking that bringing in Victor Anchiebe is a good idea

Southampton broke their transfer record last summer and I can't remember who they fuck they bought

play joey b please

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>35 posters

>>75881386
How is he still a Premier League player? This is his 13th season in the top flight, and he has scored the grand total of 27 league goals, so basically 2 a season.

>>75881402
boufal? not sure what he's done t b h

>>75881427
bit racist there lad, watch it

nice goal

>moyes

>moyes

Can we just replace Mouyes with a broom wearing a vest for whichever club hires him next? Probably more efficient and successful desu.

>>75881499
>>75881500
noice

Southampton actually scored a goal! Incredible. I was starting to wonder if >we would score again this season.

>conceding to naughty naughton

>>75881386

He looked got for about 20 minutes at Sunderland.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up709wDuW9U

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>>75881500
>carves into man united job

I would've prefered Burnley going down than Hull but overall its quite a good relegation year

>moyes

Blunderlands chairman/management have destroyed that club kek. The signs have been clear for about 5 years and now the fans will feel like dumping their season tickets for next season. Moyes is either clueless or trying to get sacked for that sweet 3 year payoff.

>>75881440

He scored a blooter in the league, a blooter in the league cup and he has at least 1 assist as well

A truly brilliant signing

>>75881533
>hull lost all hope of staying up by losing at home to sunderland

Where's the eurovision shitposting going to be later, /int/?

Do middlesbrough have a manager?

>>75881550

Has no assists. Is he not a winger?

Wait, hull beaten by sunderland at home? wtf??

>>75881571
Wingers don't exist anymore. Not true wingers anyway

>>75881566
yes

>>75881566

tv (which will be shit since no flags) or int
Shame the /sp/ ones are ded

>>75881566
best on int for the semis

threads will move too quick at the final though

Is Swansea paying for the away fans a really great gesture or just a marketing meme?

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>>75881560
anyone cap that englard in the crowd?

>>75881571

Yeah, winger or attacking midfielder. Thing is, he either overplays and doesn't bother crossing, or he launches the ball straight at the first defender

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>>75881583
the phone call that doomed hull's season

>>75881606
i would have said the latter if it weren't for the fact that leon britton came up with the idea

>>75881606
both

>>75881596
Yeah, I remember it being pointless posting on /int/ last year. Might make one for /sp/ and hope the janitors don't delete it.

>>75881609
>Brexit happened because of people like him

why do yanks drink lite beer?

>>75881656

It's his country too anon

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>>75881656
>"brexit is a bad idea for england"

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Rate my half-time snack bros

>>75881679
Because they aren't depressed alcoholics

>>75881679
t.carling drinker

>>75881679

More importantly, why have they been trying to promote Bud Light everywhere here recently?

>>75881679
because unlike us theyre doing something about their obesity/diabetes issues

also tastes no different to our most popular lagers

>>75881679
its cheap as fuck
and if you're like me and live in the middle of nowhere your beer selection is limited

>>75881699
Unless you have a hangover from hell you have no excuse for eating this, Ameriburger.

>>75881699

I hope you've got a dip for those chips and nuggers

>>75881739

>>75881699

Aye, proper health nuts, the yanks

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lol

>>75881783
>nuggers
>not nuggies

>>75881792
Kek i bet they get in trouble for that.

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>>75881828

>>75881792
Well that was ill-advised. Mentioning a toddler who is about to die of cancer in a banter plane message. Poor taste from the poocastle lads.

>>75881792

I need to get into the sky sign game

>>75881887

>toddler who is about to die

If he is about die he had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

>>75881917
At least you tried.

>>75881917
Oh God! to hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust!

>>75881792
Who the hell though that would be a good idea for a message?

>>75881986

It's only banter m8, that wee lad won't mind.

Or at least he won't mind for long.

>>75881986
The same kind of people who would punch a horse in the face.

Southampton have scored 2 goals

TWO

It's a miracle

I need a shower. My foreskin is starting to smell of piss :(

>>75882075
>white people

>Boro

Two games with 8 goals in each in the bundesliga today.

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>>75882132

Buyern BTFO

>>75882164
alaba equalised in the 90th minute m8

>>75882164
>you

>>75882164
sort ur cunny out m8

>>75882164
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>>75882164
>the state of you

Long's even worse a pens than Tadic is, what the fuck was that shit

>>75882164
Holy shit lad

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>>75882075
Alri la

>>75882164
>It was 4-3 in the 90th

>the city of energy drink

>Leverkusen is 12th in bundesliga
>inb4 Spurs below energy drink in next year CL

Who /BTsport score/ here

>>75882340

>check it out
>some paki bird talking about what boro fans are posting on twitter

Fucking hell lad

>>75882391
Yeh that bits kinda annoying but I prefer it to SSN

>bamford

Time to buy him back for 17m

Stoke XI vs. Arsenal: Butland; Johnson, Shawcross, Martins Indi, Pieters; Whelan, Cameron, Allen; Arnautovic, Diouf, Shaqiri.

Arsenal XI vs Stoke City: Cech, Holding, Mustafi, Koscielny, Bellerin, Coquelin, Xhaka, Monreal, Ozil, Alexis, Giroud.

>>75882564

>3 atb meme

I really dislike this

and I used to kinda like khazri

you don't stomp on our boy's back you cunt

Has King always been this selfish? He's always been like that with the NT, but that's understandable considering his team mates there. However I worry his recent success is giving him quite an ego-trip.

>Mememouth
>Eddie Meme

>>75882628
to be fair last week he completely left the ball for Stanislas to finish AND THERE WE GO KINGGGGGG

>>75882684
>(You)

>>75882684
(you)

>>75882695
Ayyyyyyy

>Hull is going down
What a beautiful feeling.

>brady

Fair play to the lad for admitting he's in the wrong though.

Sunderland are going to be fucking annihilated next season if they play like this.

Could easily do a Wolves.

Remember when we needed several threads every saturday? How the mighty have fucking fallen.

>>75882804
look at the fixtures m8

>>75882804

to be fair the 3pm games are atrocious today

>>75882826
And there's only those three today too, usually we have the rest of the football league too.

thank god, >we finally won a game

>>75882791
Especially if they keep old Moyes. He needs to go either of his own accord or by mutual consent, clearly is not the man to bring them back up, his motivation appears gone.

>>75882791

I'm pretty confident we shan't be seeing Sunderland back in the premier league for at least 2 or 3 seasons.

>>75882937
t. poocastle fan

>>75882021

I'm pooped

>Conceding to Boro
>To Patrick Fucking Bamford

Seriously?

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>>75882937
>not thinking Mouyes will bring them back into the EPL immediately and into the CL the year after

>>75882964
You don't have to be a Newcastle fan to realise the level of deep shit Sunderland are in.

>>75882912
Moyes won't go without a payoff, which Sunderland can't afford due to being £110m in debt

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>>75882912
Does Mouyes believe himself at this point when he says he's The Special Jon or is it just an act similar to how a depressed person puts on an act towards other people just to save face?

>>75883034


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>>75883034

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>>75883019
>4

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Palace are in trouble lads.

Reminder that Palace are responsible for >3-3, for cucking Liverpool multiple times and for generally causing a lot of butthurt. They're /sp/'s team for sure.

are we keeping this thread alive for fulham vs reading?

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Burnley 40
Watford 40
Crystal Palace 38
Swansea 38
Hull 34

>>75883241
>drum faggots
>our guys
nope.

>>75883241
>need 1 pt v the 2nd worst away team in the league
>in trouble
nah

>>75883306

Myraid of shit

>>75883257

No make a match thread