>baseball is America's pastime

Do people unironically pay to watch regular season baseball games? I couldn't imagine a more boring competition

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>>75871538
It's a good excuse to get drunk in a hot parking lot and then try and conserve said buzz throughout the game with a couple over priced beers, have the wife angry with you for a week for dragging her to this boring ass game she knows nothing about and being an asshat heckler in public, then be home by 6pm to spend the rest of your night by the toilet because you're way past your prime and can't hold your liqueur anymore.

>>75871499
since foreigners won't get this:

OP is from a regular season game, in which nobody was allowed into the stadium, because a bunch of Americans (you could make the distinction that they were black but really they all act/think the same) were rioting in the area

>>75872198
why would you bother heckling if it is a boring game? because drunk?

Baseball lacks the sophistication of cricket

>>75871499
>>75871538
>>75872413
This is from a game where nobody was allowed into the stadium because of the Baltimore riots.

Gayest sport ever invented

>>75871538
some "people" even buy season tickets

>>75871499
Note the phrasing

>pastime

not sport or competition or contest or event or even a game

a pastime

>>75872366
Yuros also tend to forget behind-closed-doors matches are MUCH more common with their "passionate" hoollilgans

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>>75872701
This shit was hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72dxSi8yK54

>>75872385
Because, "Jesus fucking Christ! Why the hell are they keeping Jeff Supan in? My grandma could get a hit off him."

>>75872426
That seems like it might be fun to play.

>>75872198
Trully the American dream

>>75872426
>>75872366
That doesn't make any sense. Why would they punish the stadium if nothing happened there and the fans dindu nuffin?

>>75872962
I watched it online, it was pretty funny. The commentators decided to have fun and pretend it was like a golf game, they talked really softly the entire time.

>>75872744
empty ground looks pretty comfy to be honest

>>75873070
They weren't punishing the stadium, they were worried that black Baltimore residents would start a riot at or around the stadium. Blacks (except for Cuban/Dominican blacks) don't like baseball, they would have happily seized the opportunity to trash a baseball stadium.

>>75873095
>>75872744
>you will never be rich enough to buyout a whole baseball park all for yourself

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Ive always wanted to go to a lazy weekday afternoon game and just kick back in a nearly empty stadium

>>75871499
Somehow Zach Hample got into the stadium

>>75873254
Dude, you should move to Miami. We're all Yankees fans down here, if the Marlins are playing literally anyone other than the Yankees you'll have a comfy half-empty stadium to deal with. My abuelo used to take me and my cousin to random shit Marlins games. He always told us, "the Marlins are bad, this is why we're Yankees fans".

>>75873578
you're yankees fans because cubans and floridians in general are a bunch of fairweather faggots

also the marlins have more world series wins in the past couple decades than most teams and all the "yankees fans" are suddenly diehard marlins fans the random year that they happen to be good

>>75873578
>>75873688
https://youtu.be/zEgRvuDGdJs

I love the Marlins!

>>75871538
ive never watched a full baseball game on tv but going to games is actually pretty fun.

you dont go to watch the game. its more like a nice day at the park with some shit going on in the middle that gets your attention every so often.

>>75873082
That reminds me when they did it in the 4CC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXncCC0FUU

>>75873578
no you are yankee fans because florida can't have a loyal fanbase worth shit

not even the dolphins had a consistent fanbase after marino's prime was over and he became a average QB

>>75873070
they didn't want the rioters chimping in/around the stadium

>>75872366
>rioters
>baseball
pffhaha