OFFICIAL REDS VS. GIANTS #2 GAMETHREAD

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Go Gigantics.

hope cueto pitches will
he has to increase his trade value r-right guys?

TYBCrawdad

go reds :)

Great base runing

S P A N

Holy shit based span wtf.

That lead was fun while it lasted

>tfw no sorority girl gf

God damn, a section full of qt's

>>75872052
two blondes on the right side have been claimed by me

>>75872074
pics

>>75872526
can't. watching it on the ol' television set

Damn that ump got assassinated

LOL THREE BUNTS

>tfw quadruple bunt ribbie
literally meme baseball

We small ball nao

>>75873040
It's the jints. We're literally incapable of anything but memeball at this point

>>75873066
don't forget WE WUZ DY-NASTY. i actually might prefer this, it's so comfy without all the high expectations

goddamit span. We would have had the lead.

>>75873106
Agreed. It's not like those WS wins are going away or anything. I like to think Bochy will use this season for weird memeball experiments

I hope so. If I see some weird meme-tier giants baseball and joe west take one in the chin at home plate I'll consider this season a victory

i want old man span, angry posey and robo-cain to meme this team to a wc spot

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>>75873184

>>75873229
Screening this just in case

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here's the cherry on the cake for today, kek they must be enjoying casillaball

>>75873229
>implying it won't be a mid season pickup player like scutero and Ross to carry us to maximum meme powers

Cueto keeping the game close till our """bullpen""" blows it away

dude that was a good out

is this what they call 80 speed

>All these baserunning mistakes
It is just not our year it seems

Turned the tv off. I cannot stand that shit.

>>75873767
Meh it was worth it desu

pls Craw

Anybody have a stream?

The one I use isn't working.

>>75873822
Does anyone have the crazy feeling of a different manager with the Giants sometime?

I'm not blaming one loss on Bochy, or I'm not even mad about NLDS game4 of last year.. but it just seems like he is getting tired and the team has plateau'd under this regime. Also remember that Bobby Evans has been the new GM, and we fucking blow. I dont know if there is any correlation. I mean when is the last time we won the division

Our Bullpen fucking blows and so does the outfield. I'm not sure who's fault that is

>>75873884
http://www.mlbstream.me/472860/4/san-francisco-giants-vs-cincinnati-reds-live-stream-online.html

>>75873884

google reddit and baseball streams. only thing that site is good for desu, sports streams.

fucking chatango ip ban

>>75873898
this, it's where i got this >>75873892
/r/mlbstreams, /r/nflstreams, etc is always the best place to get them

Free Baseball

>>75873890
Sometimes I wonder that same thing. He's great but I'm curious to see what some new blood can do.

>>75873892
>>75873898

Thanks anons

S C O O T E R
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>>75873890
At least you're not like those #fireEvans ""lifelong"" fans on instagram

this heckler is decent

>>75873992
>you're not even a real baseball player
That's all I was able to hear

>inb4 suckland serves up a meatball on the plate

Nunez should just bunt every AB

le home run man

fuck

this is trump's fault

>>75874145
>Trump fires FBI director
>then decides to fire Manfred
>decides to be the new commissioner

What happens next?

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The fuck is going on with these birds man.

>>75874193
seagulls storm the ballpark towards the end of the game

>>75874193
Coming for all that split and leftover food in the stadium

>>75874185
>starts forcing teams to hire old wrestlers, mma fighters, gymnasts
>mr. T as commentator for every game
>ratings go through the roof
>urban americans switch to baseball
>the sport is now dead forever, but the ultimate form of entertainment
not a bad timeline tbqh

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>>75874252

>tfw too intellegent to get a hit

Cubs win again.

holy shit.
Ump has been taken a beating

>TFW $10 to watch 6 hours of action in-person

Fugggggg live baseball is the best value in sports

>>75874357
pls b safe from the gulls anon. they're getting hungry

>>75874357
i hope you wore a hat

That Posey F Bomb though lol

>FFFuUUUUaAAaAACcCK
someone webm pls

Panik Attack!

omg plz Nunez

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These fucking birds

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>nunez

Update almost got shat on but I'm not leaving dammit

Fuck you for wasting my night.

it's impossible to fucking string together hits for a run if most of the team can't hit

fuck

ump is cancer

>top of the 13th
>game doesn't seem to be going anywhere
>15 seagulls attack you to get your garlic fries
what do you do?

>Bottom of the 20th
>2AM
>Posey launches a monster shot
>heading out of the park
>going going going
>ball hits a seagull mid-flight then gets caught

>>75874563

let out the shrillest reeeeeeeeeeeeee humanly possible and swat at them with my glove

who /dodgers/ here?

neat

It's 2am. Someone win already

Giants fucking blow.

>>75874600

I thought ohio was CST

>>75874600
span on some meme magic right now.
He's gonna end this j-just watch

>Cozart

More like Mozart cause he's pitching a Symphony of a game!!

>>75874612
fug

this game is never gonna end

Holy fucking shit just end this game for the love of fuck.

the state of this offense

>jints in charge of putting the ball in play in the 13th
>captcha: select every square

The umpire gets to go home? Lucky motherfucker

>>75874670

they put the ball in play

your guys just had to decide to put their gloves in the way instead of letting the game end

Home plate ump finally go belly up?

>>75874685
im a giant....

>>75874700

what position do you play?

nice comeback from getting swept, bochy's bois

>>75874705
Missionary on your mom

>>75874705
designated shitposter

nbc sports bay area just dropped the ball. you fagots are officially homos for wanting to add overtime/extra innings rules to baseball

get aids faggots
every single one of you

Holy shit Span what the fug was that

>This game has been going on so long the home plate umpire had to clock out

Chiming in from the Midwest, our baseball is ass m80s

>>75874730
Fucking unions

if this gets to the 17th will we see position players pitching?

>>75874742
Fuck it, at this point that's what I'm hoping for. When it gets this deep into extras let's see how far we can take it.

oh for christs sake

Gennett literally tried to make an out and ended up with a hit this guy is fucking babe ruth

ahhhhhhh

If we can't score here I'm out brehs

Lol nice

Should have posey ruled the fuck out of posey

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>resd

The gulls explain baseball to me in ways the broadcasters never could.

lmao

wut

lol this game still going, i turned it off after brandon belt got thrown out at 3rd

Update: Fugggggg it's getting late and now I'm gonna need to take Uber home instead of BART but it's worth it

>>75874804
how many seagulls have you fought

>put on mlbtv sounds of the game
>it's never ending seagull squawking

Arroyo's OBP is under 300 now? Fug

someone please score

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>>75874836
>Being surprised a PCL babby is getting exposed in MLB

>Neither team wants to win this game

I WALKED all the way to the store to get more beer, came back and this FUCKING game is STILL not OVER

What's going thru Manfred's mind right now?

>>75874874

>the only way to speed up extra innings baseball seems to be to call it after the twelfth inning, awarding the win to whichever team has the most hits

>>75874867
Is this you bro?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT-LCmgBy_0/

Welp this one looks like 16 innings already

>>75874892
kek yes, in my soul

Alright I work at 12 tomorrow...I need to go to bed.

how long until the fans start catching and eating seagulls to stay fed?

please score this inning

we have to start making dub sacrifices to end this game. So be it.

Quick hypo:

Let's say this game goes on until two and the snack bars that sell beer are still open. Could they legally sell alcohol past two???

You guys remember when kruke and kuipe started calling the game from the stands during an extra innings game?
Would be cool of they do that bit they'll probably get attacked by seagulls

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>>75874919
i work at 7

>>75874928
I think they stop selling by the 7th or 8th inning

>>75874928
gonna guess no. sales are timestamped

>>75874922
As soon as they run out of weed, the alcohol is already wearing off

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Lmaooooo like I said 16th at least. I'm grabbing another beer.

>>75874564
They have to score that a double at least right? That's like hitting the rafters in a dome.

I dont know whats worse

the game never ending or having to watch our offense shit the bed every 10 minutes

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>>75874928
>Concession stand overtime

>get home after a long workweek
>oh cool giants baseball
>4th inning
>stays 2-2 for 12 additional innings
>all bats are cold
fuck off

>regardless if they win or lose the Giants will most likely go another game where they score less than or exactly 3 runs

Haha I sure love this offense

>gearin in
Game over lads

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mfw I had game over 7 runs and reds over 3 1/2 and it's 16th and gonna lose both bets

>>75875004

>7 runs

lmao, you idiot

>tfw Belt hits a walk off dinger in the 18th

>>75875013
You just KNOW

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>these birds

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>>75875013
>mfw

HUMANS WAT R U STILL DUING HER

Fucking gearrin man

Imagine if they game gets delayed because of the birds causing too much of a distraction or something

>Gearrin literally has thrown everything in the other batters box
>The hitter actually swung at two of them

WHAT THE FUCK

>>75875004
>bases loaded
The bet is still on. Lol

lmfao that peraza AB made everyone look awful

of course this will all begin with cory

>>75875040
https://youtu.be/Jdv2Wp9MzY0

>>75875045
>Proceeds to the hit the guy on a 3-2 pitch after airmailing the previous one

I'm too fucking tired for this shit

>Those birds just circling the outfield

>Swinging at a 3-1
Moron.

>

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Full count

wow

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you didnt even have to swing

Holy shit gearrin. I was low key hoping you would blow this game away so I could go to fucking sleep

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What's this? Another 16+ inning game?

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>2 runs
>14 left on base

>On deck
>Belt

Please put us out of the misery

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>>75875046

>MLB Network isn't even showing the live extra innings of this shitfest and is just airing Quick Pitch

>players start dying of exposure
>seagulls are now twice the size due to excessive feeding

I hope the seagulls just get fed up and start rampaging.

GOD

DAMMIT

RIP hamilton

hamilton gonna die

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>these flyouts

span please

PLEASE

>>75875105
>>75875107
Wassup with him? Listening to the radio here in Ohio. They saying his leg looks like its hurting

he got on base

HE GOT ON BASE

>>75875122
May have tweaked a previous injury

>>75875122
He had a cramp or something during his at bat, and then he had to run a fly ball down in center and was limping on it after that.

>>75875122
he is limping a bit. He is moving around trying to walk it off

>>75875122
tweaked his leg hitting in the top of the inning, now hes running around catching popups

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Belt pls

>10 scoreless innings and counting

These birds

STOP THROWING PICKOFFS AND LET THIS END

Just call the fucking game already.

>>75875142
lel

How often do these birds shit on the fans in the outfield seats?

how long before one of the seagulls get fed up with this shit and pulls out a gun

>>75875158
>the game ends on a dropped pop up to the outfield because one of the birds shit on the face of the outfielder

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>>75875142
go home pls

>>75875152
Why? This is quality entertainment.

FUCKING HELL

This is the game that never ends!

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>>75875169
>Cold bats for 11 innings
>entertaining

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I told you we needed some dub sacrifices to end this

>Gearrin still in

Alright guys, now this will be the end of it

Reds will score this inning.

>>75875180
>hitting is the only fun thing about baseball
Yeah nah

1 MORE INNING TIL POSITION PLAYERS PITCHING BOYS

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>ball boy, pls

>that FSOH skit

I thought Jeff and Brian were fucking dead.

So who's on pace for the worse stat line of the night?

>>75875204

currently hamilton
(0-7)

>>75875204
Billy Hamilton is 0-7 right?

>>75875204
Hamilton is 0 for 7 with a limping leg.

>>75875209
>>75875212
>>75875213
This kills the average

E

span...

>sapm

Update: guys it's freezing cold but fuck it what a game

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>Apologize

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>>75875186
Like I said.

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>another 2 out base runner

Fuck

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>>75875228
>tfw

>Running out of baseballs is a legitimate possibility this game

>Killing posey

why

I honestly cant tell if cory is missing the box on purpose to get them on base or if he's actually trying

>another HBP

oh

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>double kill

>Giants are now killing their own players as a sacrifice to end this game

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>>75875230
i got it

GIANTS GET A WALK OFF HIT INTO THE ALLEY AFTER A SINGLE AND A STEAL

>20+ innings
>game ends
>get to hotel
>shower
>sleep for 4 hours
>wake up
>time for baseball

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>>75875250
leave it to me

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On my last beer boiz.

JUST

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dubs and its an inside the park walkoff HR

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Pls end already

Hmm

0-7 with a Walk

OR

1-7 with the golden sombrero and getting hit by a pitch

>sport in which you score by touching home plate
>no one seems to know how to touch home plate

What did they mean by this?

>>75875284

balls move faster than feet when thrown fast enough

>>75875204
The seagulls

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why wont it end?

>>75875284
you don't have heroes each year, each team, each generation. most people are losers

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>have a glorified 3 man rotation because muh Garrett's limited innings
>deplete your entire pitching roster on a 17 inning meme game against a bad team
>your best defender gets hurt and you have nobody on the roster to replace him with
>probably still lose

JUST
U
S
T

>>75875292

*hard enough

fuck i am awake far later than i usually am.

>>75875293

I suspect theyve eaten $23 worth of garlic fries by now

>>75875295
Manfred scripted it to make people want to accept changes to shorten extra innings.

>25 LOB

Nice meme game you got going here

>>75875304

so 3 servings?

Damn that was fucking crushed

THANK YOU

BASED

POSEY

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B U S T E D
U
S
T
E
D

And there it is.

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POSEY

ITS OVER

ITS OVER

GG reds

>>75875299

Your wish is granted

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bye

>I stayed up all night for this shit
kek

Well played Jints

gg, Jintsbros.

gg jints

>games' going on too long. Bouchy, end it.

>you got it boss

>ay buster! get off your ankles and smack it out of here

>okay

SMACK

GG Cincy

>"hell the giants won't score"
>go piss
>come back
>it's over

fug

>>75874564
So close yet so far

Who the fuck is pitching tomorrow? Or today, whatever.

Robert Stephenson is still on the team....you can only pray once he is put in the game.

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TYBP

>4 pm first pitch later today

Heh that's gonna be a spicy meme game

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Oh thank merciful god!!
(that was a live-game almost coke bottle shot, btw)

gg reds.


-------------------------
Next game (#3) is tomorrow at 4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT

>>75875347
Literally our last resort

>>75875361
We called up Bonilla yesterday.

>>75875360
See you shits in 12 hours.

GG jints

Gg resdbros
See you later today

>>75875372

i have to be at work at 7. fml

Update: Was quietly hoping for the game to never enD. Now drunk and alone in an Uber heading home. GG faggot and fuck u Posey

>>75875378
same senpai!
Gonna wake up in 5 hours.
Was worth it though

>>75875385
you are the true hero for pulling thru

>I think if you go to bed, you're a PUSSY!

based Kruk on the radio wrap bout to catch a fine from the FCC

>>75875497
Are you fucking serious? I just turned off the radio.
Flemming was also talking with food in his mouth.
These men just don't give a fuck

>>75875497
>>75875521
postgame wrap is based
i went to bed and didnt listen like a pussy so i missed it

>>75875497
>>75875521
It's after midnight. The fine, if any, will be small.

>>75875497
Kuiper blown the fuck out?
I don't think he stayed for the post game