OFFICIAL BALTIMORE ORIOLES @ KANSAS CITY ROYALS GAME THREAD

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R O Y A L S

Will the Orioles sign someone to replace JJ if he doesn't improve?

Slide Manny over to SS and get a 3B?

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dear orange ducks,

please sweep us

regards,

the kansas city royals baseball club

>>75868223
They're trying to wait on Mountcastle, he's hitting .305/.338/.542 but it's A ball and he's super young.

>BIG
>ORANGE
>DUCKS

>>75868233
fuk u m80 da yals are bringin da season back

>Jim Hunter
boooooo
>Palmer
yay

>>75868258
But we have a certified 3B in the minors in PEDRO ALVAREZ

how many days since the last race riot in baltimore?

THE ROYALS ARE BACK BABY

LGTSS
>yaks

>striking out to three changeups in a row

>>75868799
>surely he wont throw another
thought hosmer just moments before he walked back to the dugout

Pitcher's parks are gay

WHEELS

>J.J. Hardy hits a stand-up triple.

lolwut.

>>75868912
its because soler is retarded

>JJ triple
>Caleb double and first career rbi
this game

>>75868875
this is what a major league park looks like

>>75868935
This is the power of royals meme magic

lmao trumbo

HOLY FUCK. FUCK YOU WINDMILL DICKERSON

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>testing gordo's cannon with some fatass

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>running on Gordon

The fuck?

>>75869245
>he doesn't know about Bobby "Human Windmill" Dickerson

th-th-thanks gordo now pls hit over .200

>>75869274
the royals dont even require the leadoff to bat over .200

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>that
>a catch

Christ its quiet

WET MOSS DONG

Ayy Moss did something

splash

kek a guy jumped into the fountains

>at first i though he was a navy seal
hud pls

>>75870256
your booth is meems

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>>75870256
>hud starts reciting the navy seal pasta

>>75870317
pls

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>>75870317
>Ryno what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 1978 MLB draft, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on pieces of cheese, and I have over 169 runs batted in. I am trained in every position except pitcher and catcher and I’m the top color commentator in the entire Royals media booth. You are nothing to me but just another co host. I will commentate the fuck out with catch phrases the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the seat next to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Joel Goldbergs across the USA and your microphone is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that drives the bus out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, grown man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can recite Hudisms in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in drip drip drip, but I have access to the entire arsenal of hungry rats and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the booth, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sneak cheese all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Ryan.

Caleb has a two double game

wew

>almost getting thrown out at second from the fucking warning track

>"Shit!"

Caleb with that elite speed to steal home

why are baltimore pitchers such faggots

>alex "face of the franchise" gordon getting pinch hit for by a fucking replacement level rookie

it all comes tumbling down

>>75871126
dude sucks now

worst contract in the big leagues

>gordo groin tightness
thank the baseball gods

wow fuck Nuno

>>75871684
There's no excuse for playing Nuno in a close game

took a perfect throw

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

CALEB IS GOD

awwww shit

OH BABY A TRIPLE

WHY IS EVERY FUCKING CUB SO RETARDED YOU WERE PLAYING DEEP TO AVOID EXTRA BASE HITS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>letting joseph hit 2 doubles and a triple

>>75872067
It's unironically his first career triple

gg orange birds

Gay
GG tho Royos

THE ROYALS ARE BACK BABY

>orioles fucking up the royal's tanking
this is totally planned revenge

why is soler fucking dumb and trash?

gg birds