panic edition
Lineups:
>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
3. Jay Bruce (L) RF
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Curtis Granderson (L) CF
6. T.J. Rivera (R) 3B
7. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
8. Rene Rivera (R) C
9. Matt Harvey (R) P
>broors
1. Jonathan Villar (S) 2B
2. Eric Thames (L) 1B
3. Hernan Perez (R) LF
4. Travis Shaw (L) 3B
5. Domingo Santana (R) RF
6. Jett Bandy (R) C
7. Keon Broxton (R) CF
8. Eric Sogard (L) SS
9. Matt Garza (R) P
Harvey either pitches a no-no or gives up 8 runs in the first.
>garza
Take your free win and go.
>>75867487
Game doesn't start for an hour pal.
>>75867611
yeah i'm a retard. not making the threads for a week fucked me up
>>75867506
It'll be the 2nd one.
>>75867639
It's at 7:00, Wiscaaaaansin time.
>>75868159
Don't interrupt Nipscribbles when he finally admits to being a retard.
Did the team breathalyze Harvey when he came to work today?
Bet he was at the Miller brewery all day pounding beers and hitting on fat Wisky sluts.
ok let's try this again
>the meats
sup guise. i missed the early game the other day, woke up to hear about the familia disaster.
let's beat up some brews.
Wonder how this game will be blown today
>Brewers wearing throwbacks
Why don't they switch to it already?
>>75868455
because then you cant sell both the moderns and the throwbacks to your fans for extra jewbuxx
i like the throwbacks, that's the logo and uniform i grew up with for brewers.
>>75868455
Been wearing them for throwback fridays like 5 seasons now
>could get as cold as 50 degrees tonight
>hurr gotta close the roof 2cold durr
why? 50-60 degrees is maximum comfy
>>75868503
at least brews have a roof.
New York Mess
Harvey's career as a starter is over. If he's smart, he'll re-invent himself as a reliever soon.
At the knees Assdribble
>just heard familia news
wew lad. Terry and/or Ray Ramirez on the DL when
pretty bad inning considering it's matt garza
>>75868605
Of Garza and Harvey, Garza is the superior Matt.
jesus eric thames' biceps are massive
>>75868655
>steroids
His testicles are shriveled like raisins.
>walker
>walks
>Curtis has two weeks
No he should have no weeks because he did this shit the previous 3 seasons. He's lucky Nimmo is injured and Lagares can't bat.
>those sausages behind home plate
don't mind me, just posting this for the last time this season
>>75868811
whats up with that second one, looks like a zombie dog.
>doodoo
Sure am glad Duda is back
tj "i literally can't stop getting hits" rivera
Take him around the shed, boys, he's done.
>harvey
what the fuck.
>Brewers take insurmountable 1-0 lead
GG, see you tomorrow.
jesus granderson is so bad in center field
Okay either Harvey shits the bed even more or he gets it together but the offense can't do anything
>>75868967
2 WEEKS LMAO
Whats this 2 weeks shit about with Grandy im out of the loop
I wonder what Jon Niese is up to right now?
>>75868967
Why not put conforto there? Terry is a mystery of senile dementia.
>>75869037
I miss John Maine so fucking much
>>75868994
i'm guessing shits the bed. he's looking like crapola tonight.
Harvey relegated to AAA when? Fuck this shit.
thank you waterdude
lol so best case we get 4 IP out of Harvey, bullpen gets immediately worn out after the off day
fire matt harvey right now
wew lads
thames got some issues there man, does he doat every time he SO
wow that was big for harvey
>Syndergaard is injured
>Harvey is shit now
>Wheeler is mediocre
>Gsellman was a mirage
Generation K 2.0
Tragic news for an NYC local ad: Cellino is suing Barnes to break up their firm.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/11/nyregion/cellino-barnes-lawsuit.html?_r=0
>>75869225
wheeler looks pretty good
>>75869225
Wheeler is not mediocre, he has amazing stuff, he's only gonna improve from here,
Gsellman needs to be sent back to AAA so he can get his bearings straight again, unfortunately we don't have the depth for that atm
>this microphone
Oh my fucking God. Why in the fuck is he swinging?
>SNY production
get this guy off the fucking mic. PFFFFT BZZZ its broken anyway. fuck.
this dude is so annoying
>>75869370
>>75869384
Pls don't bully gorman
>hurrvey
>Shaw screaming "FUCK!" after striking out
Wew lad. What's with all the roid rage on the Brew Crew?
Everyone on Milwaukee has really bad roid rage.
>>75869552
>>75869553
Can't wait until this team gets busted. Worst organization in the league
"FUCK!"
i go outside for 1 minute, 2-0. ffs.
How far out of a wild card berth will the mets fall? 5 games? 10 Games?
>I say they miss the WC by more than 10 games.
>Badly lit little league field
BTFO
>>75869832
This team has finished .250 before, and this might be the year for them to do it again.
Walker did something?
WALKER!!!!!!!!
Walker!
>>75869871
They'll be lucky to win 75 games.
good shit walker, for once
>walker is the only productive one in the lineup
I'm getting flashbacks of 2016
DINGERS
this game is just a mess.
>>75870326
The team is a humongous mess, so. Y'know. Fitting.
we almost need him to go 6 at this point with the way the bullpen is
God damn it Comfy just missed it
>tfw no dinger
BASED assdribble
ok cmon guys let's have a productive inning already.
WALKER
A
L
K
E
R
Based walkman. Although I don't get why they didn't just put Neil on and pitch to Shitterson since he can't hit for shit.
YES WALKER!
walker is getting shit done. do the brewers think granderson is still good?
>Bruce
BRUCE NO!
How in THE FUCK do you allow that to happen?
>jay booce
Ah.. right. Harvey. He's on the mound. Never mind, Brewers lead incoming.
thats gotta be it for harvey.
Should have taken Harvey out and had him go out with a somewhat successful start. He always crumbles exactly at 100 pitches anyway.
>>harvey
>>75871016
Called it. I unironically and literally actually fucking hate Matt Harvey. I want him off this team so bad.
>harvey
>guy with 8 homers in 6 years
>light hitting rookie backup infielder who hasn't hit for shit
>both hit absolute bombs
how fucking bad is Harvey?
I'm sad.
>>75871121
He's not even a number 5 quality starter at this point.
i think this game is officially a collapse
>>75871206
Is it really a collapse if you were never leading? The better team is just asserting their superiority.
>last 3 starts including tonight
>6 ER, 6 ER, 5 ER
>last 5 starts including tonight
>5 L's
a-at least we never gave him a monster contract
lol that was like 50 cent's first pitch
>>75871173
He's literally one of the worst pitchers in the league at this point
wow that was a clusterfuck.
>Letting him score
Nice defense guys
my internet keeps shitting itself
>montero
lmao
harvey the dark knight living long enough to see himself become a villain
lmao
>mets getting busy too little too late
Gonna break my heart again
beh. gg brewers. see you fuckers tomorrow night.
Hate that part of the night when the Mets lose and you're too lazy to get up and change the channel and you're stuck with highlights and discussion of the Mets loss for the rest of the night.