HOUSTON ASTROS @ NEW YORK YANKEES

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>>75867351

HOUSTON

1. George Springer (R) CF
2. Carlos Beltran (S) RF
3. Jose Altuve (R) 2B
4. Carlos Correa (R) SS
5. Evan Gattis (R) DH
6. Marwin Gonzalez (S) 1B
7. Brian McCann (L) C
8. Alex Bregman (R) 3B
9. Jake Marisnick (R) LF

>carter benched

kek

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T H I C K
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NEW YORK

1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Gary Sanchez (R) C
3. Matt Holliday (R) 1B
4. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
5. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) DH
6. Aaron Judge (R) RF
7. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
8. Chase Headley (S) 3B
9. Aaron Hicks (S) CF

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T H I C K

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T H I C C

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Do these tickets come with unlimited complimentary blowjobs?

Wtf its like the same exact thread as yesterday?

is it yesterday?

>>75867413
>$10,000
wew

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Jordan Montgomery is such a goofy looking motherfucker

>>75867472
I'm honestly surprised they're still available. Even those pinstripe pass ones where you don't even get a seat that are normally $15 are going for $57

>>75867356
THICK
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>>75867510

anyone else going to the game sunday

>>75867532
I'm gonna wait until ticket prices drop tomorrow

FUCK THE STROS
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>Beltran in RF
That's a failed experiment already

Anyone have the gif of the marlins fan showing her tits yesterday?

win or lose girardi got a lineup I am not angry at for once

>>75867601
>Ellsbury batting 5th as a DH
Our standards have lowered

UMPBALL AND SHIT

ellsbury would have caught that

>>75867612
no carter and playing holliday is what I'm happy about

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Signing Holliday instead of Beltran looks it was the better deal

>>75867636
When does Bird get back? Feels like he's been gone forever

>>75867647
all I heard from girardi on the radio last night is that he's doing much much better but still not ready yet

>>75867638
Lol I remember when there were sexy pictures of girls being posted in Yankee threads, now it's just whatever pics you find in a Macys catalog I guess.

>>75867665
That's good. I'm tired of seeing Carter's bitch ass in the lineup, and I think Holliday has been benefiting from not playing in the field

YANKEES SUCK

>shifting on judge

This is the Headley I remember.

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>paul can't understand basic statistics

Yankees fans have created literally the worst game threads on this board

>>75868152
unironic shitposting is still shitposting

When will they learn?

>you now remember the yankees gave the astros mark melancon for lance berkman

>>75868152
Thanks

>hooks

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Is Altuve shorter than Toe?

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>>75868216
By two inches it looks like

Fuck you McCann

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Fuck you Mccann, you couldn't do that with us?

>FIRSTROS

LMAO GET MCKEKED

mcann CAN

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Is everyone out having fun with girls? Is that why this thread is dead?

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>>75868498
I'm always here. drinking 3 max ice's tonight to enjoy the game

>>75868498
Watching the game, too drunk to shitpost

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McCANN'D

Why are the Yankees at-bats so shit the first half of the game? It's like they feel like they aren't allowed to have good at-bats until the 7th

Are the Yankees too busy sucking Jeters dick to concentrate on hitting?

lol who's the garbage collector that's in right field

Guess he couldn't judge where the ball was going to fall

>Buy fantasy team

>still suck

lmao fuck you yankees

>>75868714
>This lineup is bought
Is this your first year watching baseball or something?

its a good thing we're rebuilding

Anyone else remember the 1st baseman not speaking to the opponent when they reach base? Tex and Tino rarely said a word. Holliday is like freaking Henry Kissinger out there. I don't trust the guy.

this team won't be good for another year I'm thinking

>>75868749
More like Deep Throat. He sucks dick

>>75868769
Try another 17.

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Good game so far, boys

>>75868632

Cannot wait until this weekend is over. Enough with the #2 promotion already. Hopefully the Marlins deal will fall through, as is being reported.

JUDGE

anddddddddddd we'll leave him there to dry when we RISPfail

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>>75868732

>Losing to a bunch or gardeners holding Jim Crane at knifepoint.

>>75868789
Fuck you no rings.

>>75868804
what?

>>75868787
>implying it's hard for the Yankees to be good

You small market flyovers make me laugh

>>75868823
I live in Brooklyn you wanna fight?

wow didnt know rockets choked so hard last night

>>75868832
>Brooklyn

Sorry I'm straight

>>75868860
harden threw the game

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>>75867670

Have a feeling someone is getting beaned soon. I can feel it

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>>75868749
I made lots of friends in T ball playing first base

Just deal Headley. Bring up Torres.

>>75868883
yanks are too classy

even when we lose we dont resort to chimp outs

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>>75868901
I think the Yankees have a lower HBP from pitchers since Girardi came over. He said he won't let the pitchers throw in retaliation

these are the yankees I'm used to watching. straight garbage at bringing men home

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The 2016 Yankees are back.

>>75868968
They never left. They committed the ultimate sin. They gave you hope.

Who's about to get tossed

>>75869014
your salad if you ask politely ;)

>>75868968
>That subtle picture of a pink flower in the background

>>75869027
O bb pls

>>75869038
What did they mean by this?

>>75869106
certain people are trying to make you think about sex.... the reasons? you decide

alright these guys need a boost

dubs and sanchez dinger

>>75869133

I'll be waiting

>>75869106
Probably something about Hillary Clinton being a carpet muncher

>>75868832
which part?

good shit matty but we're gonna leave you stranded somehow. fucking bullshit

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Great, now how will the Yankees fuck this up?

wtf crane should buy arod to play 3rd

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Watch this Yankees blow this opportunity

>>75869184
Bedford–Stuyvesant.

>>75869236
Seems like an alright area. I just moved to crown heights recently and I'm still trying to figure Brooklyn out.

god the astros are trying to give us these games

>>75869278
It's better now that it's gentrifying. Used to be ghetto af.

c'mon yankee stadium, start booing jacoby already

HOLY FUCKING SHIT TAKE A PITCH

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Welp

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>They didn't score there

pray for a rain out tomorrow and play 2 on sunday. tired of this rispfail fucking bullshit and I need a day off

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Beltran would've beat that out ten years ago

>>75869301
Everybody says that about every place in brooklyn

buy me some cracker jacks

not like he was hitting anyway. fuck it

career ending attempted bunt

>>75869223
ABC fucked up cancelling Last Man Standing

get em paully

What the fuck was that about?

lmao

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Never seen Headley so angry

This umpire is a jew

>I didn't say a fucking word to you

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>>75869702
Probably because of it's conservative leaning

that was seriously fucking stupid though.

the fail bunt and the ejection

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>yankees

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>>75869752
What did ABC mean by this

>>75869752
No because literally nobody was watching it in the demographics that advertisers pay for

>>75869861
It was ABC's third most watched show

>>75869779
My interest was finally piqued enough to check out the source of that girl.
Exactly how good of a game can a full female development team make?

Am only one episode in, so no spoilers please

Source: Wooston at work

>>75869861
>>75869887

yeah it got a fucking 6 on the 6th season finale.

The shows was overpreforming

>>75869887
By mainly old men, who are worthless in terms of advert money

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>>75869906
They're not western female devs so not shit at least

>>75869926
Old people are the demographic for most cable television though. Either ABC is surprised by something that's common knowledge, or there were other reasons.

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>>75870024
>show doesn't promote liberal degeneracy
>expects to stay on the air

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Finally back home
What did I miss?

>>75870076
Is that duct tape

ellsbury wouldn't do that. fucking faggot

It's not like Gardner would've been driven in anyways.

>>75870171

You missed the Yanks losing.

It's been happening all game so its a shame you weren't here for it

Are we in a slump or are we finally playing at our level?

>>75870314
They're most likely just in a slump. They were on pace to win 120. They're probably an 85-90 win team if we're being realistic.

>>75870314
about 75% A 25% B

they haven't lost a series since the first week of the season you're not going to win all of them

>>75870314
Unfortunately this is what the 2017 team will probably look like. Headley was playing above his level and everybody was hot at the same time.

>>75870374
They were still winning when Headley came back down to Earth. It doesn't help that they keep getting injuries. Gary has always been a slow starter too, so him being out for a month really fucks things up.

Chapman looks like shit

I'd hate to catch pitches from Aroldis Chapman.

>>75870529
Why are they even using him? It's not like this is a save situation.

>>75870557
He hasn't pitched since Sunday, and it looks like they'll be rained out tomorrow

>>75870567

I'd really love a double header sunday

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>wake up from nap
>turn on game
>4-0 stros
>chapman pitching
??????

someone give me a quick rundown?

>>75870424
I just think that great start gave everybody some unrealistic expectations. Hopefully they're just not playing well right now but the team has looked lifeless the past few games. Maybe it's from that 18 inning game still.

>>75870594
He hasn't pitched since Sunday. He already hasn't looked sharp, so you don't want him to get worse

>>75870594

>4-0

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Bregm/a/n!

>>75870611
fuck
it was literally 4-0 a minute ago

why are we so tortured bros?

only 27 rings

chapman won't admit it but he can't pitch in the cold. he looks (somewhat) better than his previous cubs and red sox outings but my god

Holy shit, Chapman looks so fucking terrible. What the fuck is happening to this team

>>75870649
So.... how rings in this decade so far?

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I unironically trust Clippard to pitch in the postseason than Chapman or Betances

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>>75870726
>Astros fans talking shit about rings

>>75870711
He's always been bad. You just have rose tinted glasses on. Even in the World Series Chapmeme was bad.

>>75867351
People don't give McCullers enough credit

That dude is passionate as hell.

>>75870762
Tbf it's as many as the astros have ever sadly.

>>75870764
>He's always been bad
uwut
>Even in the World Series Chapmeme was bad
>Implying he wasn't given a retarded workload the entire postseason
Did you start watching baseball in November or something?

>>75870813
2003-2013 was a dark time.

>>75870764
this

Miller will come back home to the bronx next season

>>75870829
At least they aren't the Rags.
>rags

>>75870872
Maaaaaan

You're right about that.

Rags have some of the douchiest players and cantankerous fans.

They literally used all their post season energy in 2016 to rekk us but it was so much that they flopped their WS attempt.

>>75870872
Odor being a hypocritical ogre who's only redeeming value is being good at baseball and Cuck "I must decline" Hamels, or degeneration X Gomez

>>75870918
>>75870944
Well the dark ages of the stros make up with this beautiful season so far.

>>75871023
That's the truth.

>J U D G E D

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At least we're not getting shut out

>2017
>getting shut out

Welp, at least they still haven't been shut out yet.

we still haven't been shut out. I'll take that at least

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Rip shutout

gg stros

see ya tomm

That was the worst they've looked all season offensively

Ah well at least this one's in the books

>>75871171
It's a W and I'll take it.

Plus it sucks to get shutout so it's all good.

Hope they bring their A game tomorrow

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GG >yaks
Maybe Fiers won't be crap tomorrow, kek

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Rice baseball won too!