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>there were people on this board actually fantasizing about them slipping the league to tottenham
>there were people on this board actually fantasizing about united giving away the match to spurs just to spite chelsea
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lel, just compare this nothing 'event' to lester last year
sage
CHELSEA WILL WIN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
>wba cucks thought they could ptb for 90min
who /lifelong/?
>>75865042
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>>75865009
>weaboo
Fuck off
>tfw Chelsea wins the league for the next decade and most of Britain kills themselves
Best timeline
What part of Chelsea are you from, lads?
Lester win - /sp/ shitstorm
United win - ABU shitstrom
City win - ABU shitstorm
Chelsea win - Nothing
Would rather Tottenham won desu
OTHER LONDON TEAMS, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
FUCK TOTTENHAM JID FUCKS
>>75865072
>mad at anime
>>75865097
stamford city
inb4 the portugalfag saying Maureen built the squad when Batshuayi scored
didn't even know a game was going on lol
>>75865009
We did it bros.
Mou was the only interesting thing about Chelsea
nobody cares about Chelsea
>>75865097
frog island
>>75865058
>played fucking shit for the past 2 months WBA and now they defend like its the fucking champions league final
They done it for /a/
>>75865072
The weebest team just won the league
>>75865119
based gonde giving youth their chance at glory
mouKEK would never do that
>>75865120
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>ARSE
>ARSE
>ARSE
>ARSE
>ARSE
>>75865042
really makes your think-box heat up
Will they show begin celebrating? Are they going to present the trophy?
>>75865072
Most of the Chelsea team watches anime so it is only fitting
BASED
Fabregas lmao
>tfw
>>75865180
They'll only present the trophy next game.
>it's a loser team's fans try to tell you how to win and celebrate episode
Ayy kek
>>75865097
the gay part
>>75865100
it was really uneventful and I don't remember a time when Chelsea wasn't in first. To most people it seems like they already won it months again
>>75865202
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
chelsea is de beste manschaften teem in der lige
>>75865100
>Would rather Tottenham won
let's not get crazy here
>careful with your language fabregas
>>75865100
because Chelsea is a small club. they've lost the asset they had that made them overperform this past 10-12 years, and everybody knows the last team he built is running out of steam, so they're not a threat in the future, to anyone.
All the attentions are focused on the 6th place in the league, because that's where the Big Man is.
>>75865042
Butt hurt salty spud fan
>>75865100
>Would rather Tottenham won desu
And I'd rather Sunderland won, but neither of those things are going to happen.
LELVERPOOL BTFO
YIDS BTFO
MANCHOKESTER CITY BTFO
POONITED BTFO
WENGER BTFO
MOUYES BTFO
>literally /our guys/
Based.
>>75865263
pls mou jr.
was he just grabbin his nuts?
>>75865263
You just some ass blasted Mourinho dick sucker
>>75865231
Chelsea won the league in November. People tried to fabricate a ""title race"" with the jews this season but Chelsea have the exact same record as them in the second half of the season, so they never really got any closer.
Based Gonde
>courtois
what a meme
like does he even save anything important
Based conte actually walked the league
>>75865281
unless you're really naive or inexperienced in life, you know it's true, m8. why else nobody gives a fuck?
>>75865263
they are just fading out john terry just now
best chels team since champions league, maybe even better in terms of consistency
>Terry goes full kit wanker again
What the FUCK is his problem?
>>75865100
you forgot 2013/14
>Everyone laughing at liverpool
>>75865340
this team is better than the champions league team, that team overperformed as hell..
fucking Ramires scoring against Barcelona lmao
>>75865327
>>75865340
That CL Chelsea team was shit though, that was the magic of it.
>singlehandedly builds the team then walks the league
Is Conte GOAT?
>>75865340
The CL winning side was utter shite that finished 6th. The pluckiest of plucky cup runs was great for them. But they were still objectively shit.
>>75865263
t. mou cuck
>>75865100
Lads...
It's FUCKING CHELSEA!
>>75865289
>>75865281
>>75865331
>>75865394
you guys shouldn't be too depressed. the life of supporters of small clubs with short stints in the top in the past because of special circumstances, like access to a top manager, is not that hard. Just ask Aston Villa or Newcastle supporters.
what fanbase is the most assblasted about this?
id say totenshit
>>75865100
>>75865358
EPL works on a 2 years schedule, nothing nice happens in odd years.
JEWS KEKED ONCE AGAIN
>>75865497
BUt didnt the jews just win
besides, today we celebrate. it might be the last time for a long time, friends.
STOP THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE
>Points lost in the final 10 mins
>0
Is Chelsea literally the only english team capable of not bottling it?
GO RENTBOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-uyWAe0NhQ
chelsea is a big team
>>75865533
>>75865533
>>75865533
>>75865533
>>75865470
portugal, then liverpool & tottenham with their fake-ass sincere small club bullshit
I must say, becoming a Chelsea customer was the best decision of my life. It's the first time a team i support has wo something, except from the 2006 WC but I didn't watch that because I didn't care.
So go chelsea
WEEEEEEE
WEEEEEEEEEEE
WE'RE CHAMPIONS WEEEEEEEE
CHAMPIONS CHAMPIOONES
>>75865190
I will until the day I die continue to not believe that as I support Chelski
WE DID IT LET'S GO
BASED CONTE
what part of essex are you lads frpm
>>75865613
that's hilarious m8
>all the salt itt
>>75865620
basildon village
>>75865263
go away Matilde
>>75865620
Greater Thames Valley Section (South Reading Division)
>>75865620
the sex part
>>75865042
Cry some more you twat
>>75865613
Sorry bro, Anime wins the EPL.
>your face when you realise Arsenal was the reason Chelsea won the title after they beat them 3-0 and Conte went 3-4-3 for the rest of the season
>celebrating a title win on /sp/ instead of going out with your mates
Feels good, now time to embarrass Arse in the FA cup.
Gonde :DDDDDDDD
>>75865065
Since 01 la
>>75865661
just shut up and celebrate. we're supposed to be celebrating Chelsea's title, not worrying about the future just because we don't have Mou anymore. I'm sure Conte will not look helpless when he's asked to pick Costa and aging Fabregas and Pedro's replacements.
>>75865714
The anime that they watch is normie shit like DBZ, not your little girl nonce cartoons.
>>75865752
SEETHING
>>75865738
>implying Conte can win knock-out competitions
>>75865009
congrats Chelsea and fans
from a lifelong fox :3
>>75865767
>implying I don't watch both DBZ and little girls
>>75865767
just because they don't admit it on live fucking tv doesn't mean they don't do it
>>75865752
like Michy winstheleague Batshuayi maybe? What about Chalobah or Loftus Cheek? Moses?
Don't really remember them as Mou players
Herzlichen Glückwunsch Chelsea !!!
Aber kleiner Beigeschmack : Wenn man sieht wie ihr jubelt, merkt man, dass es richtig gespielt ist, keiner freut sich richtig über diesen Titel, bei Leicester waren es 1 Jahr einfach Emotionen PUR und Chelsea hüpft da ein wenig rum, echt lächerlich ;D .. bisschen mit dem Mikrofon Spielen,einmal Humba vor den "Fans" .. echt Süß :))) .. da sieht man dass Chelsea gar nicht mit Herz und Seele den Titel genießt.. Bei denen geht's halt nur ums GELD und nichts anderes ..
>>75865752
>supporting some club outside of your country
pathetic mate
>>75865796
>literal whos will save Chelsea
>2014 Man City champions
>2015 Chelsea champions
>2016 Leicester champions
>2017 Chelsea champions
BLUE CREW KEEPS DICKING RED CREW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU NIGGAZ EVEN TRYING
4 YEARS RUNNING
BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE
>>75865796
Also Alonso
>>75865852
>tfw favourite colour is blue
feels good man
>>75865897
>this flag
>this post
traitor
>>75865852
>The state of Everton
not TOO related but when will Chelsea erect statues for Terry, Drogba and Lampard?
>>75865852
>Neverton ruining the combo
>>75865932
>he didn't switch to chelsea after Kante gone
>>75865955
Soon. They just retired m8
>>75865794
The only people who watch your nonceshit are mentally ill NEETs. No successful person enjoys that shit.
https://twitter.com/mbatshuayi/status/863145485942616065
kek
>>75866002
Aguero literally got his nickname for watching Rozen Maiden
>>75865263
I fucking love this guy
>>75866002
>planet filled with obesely rich nonces that could buy your entire family lineage into perpetual slavery
>no successful person enjoys that shit
a-ok mate
>>75866031
>can I have sex with you anally bro I love you so much
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
Is this Chelshit team the most forgettable PL winner in this decade?
>>75866220
Close, but Man City in 2014 is the clear winner. That year was all about the slip.
https://twitter.com/ChelseaTweetsFC/status/863141439294898176
>let me show you the dance of my people
>>75866220
The 2011, 2013 and 2015 winners were all unmemorable. Odd year Premier Leagues are worthless.
>>75866220
>This is what people tell themselves to sleep at night.
SAD!
https://twitter.com/BigSportGB/status/863142941870751746
>>75866050
when he was a kid
>>75866315
Rozen Maiden isn't that old, mate. Aguero was at least 15 when it was airing IN JAPAN.
The only non sheit team won the league, what a surprise. Also the damage control these britbongs and the moor mou dicksucker are trying to pull is entirely laughable
MUH DICC
>It is fair to say one of his recent predecessors is not noted for the same magnanimity as Conte in victory or defeat. Indeed, it will be interesting to see how long passes before the individual in question tries to take some or all of the credit for this title win of Chelsea’s.
Kek.
>>75866364
Agüero's nickname "Kun", which features on his shirt, dates back to his childhood. It was first given to him by his grandparents,[202] due to a resemblance to the character "Kum-Kum" from Agüero's favourite television programme as a child.[203] He stated, "I have grown to appreciate it because it's unique. It's not every day an athlete is nicknamed after a cartoon character!"[203] Agüero has a tattoo on the inside of his right arm inscribed in Tengwar—a form of writing invented by J. R. R. Tolkien in The Lord of the Rings—that transliterates roughly to Kun Agüero in the Latin alphabet. He also has a tattoo on his left arm of his son's name and date of birth.[204] Agüero holds Spanish nationality, after being granted citizenship in 2010 whilst playing for Atlético Madrid.[205]
>>75866427
He's already doing it in /sp/
>75866220
stop fucking crying you bandwagoning arsenal bastard
>>75865955
Need Cech also
>>75866575
I would agree but the dude left for Arsenal and is STILL there
>>75866594
Lampard scored that goal for City against Chelsea, you can't hold these things against players who gave all they had when they were at the club.
This team are so boring that this barely happened, they make me feel sleepy, I am so tired now, my eyelids are so heavy, we should all lay back and rest our eyes after all this hard work of watching this boring team, lay back anon and breathe slowly and deeply and rest your heavy eyelids, it is time to sleep, we must sleep.
One more to the list
https://twitter.com/Chelsea_HQ/status/863143939888599052
>tfw you'll never hang out with the lads
>>75865801
Danke schön bruder
>>75866661
>boring boring chelsea
>leading in goals by 5
>>75866477
what I do only works because it's true. otherwise my posts would be ignored.
the day Conte picks up a dying club and builds a champion team, actually raising their level, he'll get credit from outside chelsea fans. the day he does it 6 times in a row, he'll get closer to Mourinho's status. not the same, of course because he wouldn't be the first.
>>75866895
They went from champions to tenth, also Juve had been recently relegated then couldn't even make Europa when Conte joined. Would he have to win the league with Sunderland?
>>75866675
Sad!
>>75866926
>>75866926
>>75866940
Mouyes has been managing for 15 years
>>75866926
>>75866940
I will laugh so hard after Mourinho finishes outside the top four AND loses to Ajax in Stockholm.
>>75866921
>2005
>recently
>conveniently ignoring they were relegated because of match-fixing and briberies, not form.
>>75866948
and Conte has been managing for 11 years and was a low-level division 2 and 3 manager for most of his career. so what?
>>75866940
>>75866926
>6 years older
>6 more seasons as a head coach
>started managing when Conte debuted as a player
>WE
ARE THE CHAMPIONS
>>75865009
>anime
kys srsly
>>75866434
>Anime
>LoTR
is Agüero /ourguy/?
>>75867008
Mouyes had jobs at other clubs too before making it. If we start when they both managed top clubs Conte has been managing for 4
>>75865661
What a slut
>>75866895
7th placed Juve and 10th placed Chelsea babe
>>75865097
London
>>75865852
>2014 Chelsea wins City the league
>2015 Chelsea champions
>2016 Chelsea wins Leicester the league
>2017 Chelsea champions
CHAMPIONS
HAHAHAHA FUCK OFF YIDS
ABCs fucking s e e t h i n g
> Spuds unironically thought they had a chance
> crash out of CL
> embarass themselves in Europa
> mfw based Lanzini ends title hopes
>>75865752
>aging
He's like 29
Xabi and Xavi were 35
>win the league
>150 post thread
NO FANS
NO HISTORY
NO STYLE
NO ONE CARES
>>75865009
>Romanians are such thieves they even steal other countries sports teams
>>75870868
Cry some more you small eyed twat
>>75865009
hey arent you the same dumbass who zealously defends Madrid?
https://streamable.com/m7aem
Congratulations Chelseafriends, not like based Conte had much competition to begin with. Unless Guardiola somehow fixes City, it's another title in 17/18
>>75874545
>screencapping your own post
>>75874572
It's from archive. Regarding 17/18, it depends on Guardiola and who City buy, otherwise Chelsea will walk the league again even with CL duties. Spurs are the English AS Roma, doomed to fail at taking the last decisive step near the end of the season. Liverpool are improving under Klopp, but they don't have players good enough to win the whole thing, will be aiming at comfortable Top4. If Wenger stays, title challenge is out of the question obviously and if Arsenal get someone new they'll need a couple of seasons to begin from scratch. >mouyes' Manure are dogshit, most likely not getting Top4 again.
All Conte needs are 3-4 more players and he's all set
>>75867741
Can you please not post sexist posts on this site?Thanks
>>75874664
>going into the archive and finding your old post to screencap
>>75874687
"Told you so"
>>75873558
negative
>>75874906
GONDE GONDE GONDE
>>75874912
>they doubted him
>>75875301
>The battle of the titans, Poop vs >mouyes challenging for the title
>mfw
>>75875480
>both are struggling to even make the CL
IN
YOUR SO PLASTIC ITS UNBELIEVABLE
>chelsea is such a great team even their foreign ex players choose to orbit around them
>foreign bandwagoners of other teams still claim any kind of superiority
I hope I never have to see Chelsea without european football again desu, it was awful.
>Still not reached 200 posts
Wow people really don't care
>>75876236
/sp/ has been getting slower for ages though. probably because I drove off liverpool fans and slovakia drove off united ones
>>75876247
And Arsenal fans are either driven off or they hide in their general
>>75876247
Slovakia is pretty tame compared to old ABUs or the time where the whole of /sp/ was spamming ABU shit nonstop
Liverpool have alays been mocked on /sp/
You two cunts think too highly of yourselves but winning the league would still get threads if it was any other team in the top 6 bar maybe City
>>75876256
you can't be driven off and have a constant presence on /sp/ retard
>>75876336
but the boards literally got physically slower as we were at the apex of our shitposting and I rarely get abused by liverpool foreigners nowadays because they all left
I was always ridiculously good at breaking people, even irl
>>75876256
>hide in their general
Ah yes, where we can never find them, 2bh the general just concentrates all shitposting efforts
>>75876354
/sp/ is a reletively normie board that has been destroyed by mods/people leaving since they've grown up not 2 autists in a sea of autists
>>75876389
still gonna take credit for making the american autist with a canadian proxy give up on his team
not so fast
>>75883679
Doing god's job, Romania
>ARSE