/heem/: stipe miocic edition

>>75864487
Good thread desu

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>>75864487

for sure wonderboy won the popular vote my guy

>>75864487
It's been too long sperg, welcome back

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post your walkout songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyvzChVaCzc

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>>75864487

Werdum-Miocic was actually fairly competitive until that point, I wouldn't mind seeing a rematch if Werdum beats reem and Cain is still in a wheelchair

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>>75864540
it's good to be back, done with finals and have a lot of spare time for now

>>75864552
Werdum was doing surprisingly well on the feet, I honestly think he was winning until that happened
I don't think he'd do any better in a rematch, though, he's reached the age where you can only go downhill the longer you stay around

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Thoughts?

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GOAT

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>>75864606
I look forward to the dank OP's to come, keep em well informed as always.

>>75864552
I think your meme has potential, ever thought about investing in /ck/?

>>75864632
FREE MONEY xD

>>75864606

If it were any other division I would agree. If reem can put a win streak together with a porcelain chin, Werdum could win a title again.

Not to say it would happen, but it's possible

>>75864632
who is gonna choose to watch the boring part of mma

whats next, professional wall and stall?

>muh food poisoning
>muh tainted supplemenets

are they not ashamed with these childish excuses?at least find a good story motherfucker

>>75864664
If Overeem beats Werdum and JDS beats Stipe we'll have jds reem II

Why is GSP doing this? Either fight or shut the fuck up, apparently the fame turns people into attention whores beyond repair

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post rare danas

>>75864704
He had to have told ufc he'd fight summer or they wouldn't have gone forward with it right???

>>75864658

Yeah but if nobody knows who Aldo is it's less of a meme and more of just, you know, talking about a burger joint

Which isn't that funny imo

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He out?

Stipe
Andrade
Edgar
Alvarez
Maia

Right guys?

>>75864798
another puss move by cody

still shaken by cruz

>>75864798
HOLY SHIT PABLO, it's real

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>>75864487
>That crisp boxing and footwork from Werdum

>>75864798
D R O P P E D

>>75864798
SHOOK
H
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O
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>>75864798
Told you dudes

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>>75864805
>Andrade

No reach. I feel like Joanna is gonna jab her for 5 rounds.

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>>75864798
I never cared about that manlet fight anyway

>>75864552
but when will they franchise to America?

is aldo going to get Mcdonalded?

what if gooby was his ray croc

>>75864798
Cody no spine garbrandt

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>>75864798
Oh ffs
Press conference to announce new fights coming up and instead we get fights called off.

Cody/TJ was a great fight and neither are even going to be at the press when really they were the most interesting thing

>>75864798
>grab tj by the throat
>????
>m-muh back
>i cant fite

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When you go from a main event straight to prelims
JUST

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>>75864883
she's good at closing the distance

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>>75864926

>>75865050
It bugs me how poor her technique is

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who /andrade/ here

>>75864984
when is the press conference?

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>Cody TJ was slated to be main event 213

JUST

>>75865104
"serious back issue"

I FEEL LIKE ANY MEME IS POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW

If any relevant fights were to be announced at this press conference wouldn't they have leaked already?

Gastelum Vs Weidman for example

>>75865145
That didn't happen last year

WHEN IS PRESS CONFERENCE

>>75864926
perfect

>>75865169
30 bings

>>75865087
Half an hour
But no one great's going to be on it iirc. KK/Gadelha, Lee/Chiesa, can't remember who else but TJ/Cody was really the highlight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVJEA7xaPI4

>>75865216
I told you this before dummy they're bringing in more than them

>>75864798
What a fucking fag. He's off the list.

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>>75864487
Watching the webm over and over and it's not like Stipe generated a shitload of power with that right leg as he punched Werdum.

It's definitely one of those perfect off switch KO's

>>75865216
But there will be "bigg" announcements no?

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Murr-Shale superroller at ADCC

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Schaub giving big brown props to Dr Wyman

>>75865104
How does a 135lb man injure his back. What the fuck is he doing to himself?

>>75864798
the greatest martial artist in history and his back is shot at 25 gg

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>>75865216
There better be some good memes

>>75865086
Here

Can't believe she was an underdog in this fight lel

>>75864487
>when ground fighters think they are strikers

how many times does this have to happen

>>75865216
I would like to see some KK/Gadelha wolftickets and fake animosity

A face to face rub would be also cool

>>75865104
This is why we have money fights, because when a great matchup gets made, it falls through. Either some goof fucks himself up or one of them pussies out.

>>75865269
Maybe

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Calling it now for anyone in doubt, watch me work the trigger.

>>75865303
Trying to cop the style of a dude who spent half of his career injured results in injury. Good thing TJ moved out of TMA.

>>75865328
Fuck I was going to watch TJ Cody live whereas I just meme about 99% of fights. This is how it feels to give a shit about MMA?

>>75865104
This was the final sacrifice for UFC 211. I hope it's worth it. I want spicy bangers and main card finishes.

>>75865332
nice one

>>75865338
no that has nothing to do with it lol

they have money fights so they can make money dummy don't respond your thought is off base

>>75865360
>cop the style of a dude who spent half his career injured

It actually astounds me how casual /heem/ is

>>75865360
You know, I think from now on I'm going to call you chode busta cause you're busting my chode right now Spain

>>75865385
>casual

literally cringed

>>75865363
The back injury is a sacrifice for Gus-Glover

>>75865104
Romero vs bisping!

>>75865382
have a (you) anyway, kiddo.

>>75865407
>literally cringed

kill yourself

>>75865407
>literally cringed

rubbing my chin @ your """"life"""" dork

>>75865104
lol cody shook, gotta get one more cycle in before he fights killashaw

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>>75865385
You must be the FightWeekCasual™ who comes here once a month for the non-Fight Night or UFC on Fox events.

Good thing you'll disappear by Sunday.

>>75865386
Ok. But that's going a bit overboard. Just saying.

Amanda Nunes will headline 213

>>75865440
>Amanda Nunes
Who da fook is dat guy

Nobody gives better analysis on upcoming mma AND Boxing events than Brendan Schaub.

I was a disbeliever, but I finally washed my hands.

>>75865437
If you're implying Cody copies Dom's style youre more autistic and stupid than I thought.

>>75865458
Screencap it I guarantee they'll do this they don't give a fuck.

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TJ vs Cody was the only thing to look forward to in my life...

>>75865491
rest easy, it'll happen lad.

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When we signed our Boyhood™ contract, I told him he could lose to anyone in devastating fashion, have a 10 fight losing streak, never perform well again, etc. Anything except losing to this one dude. There was this one man I said he could not lose to and he lost to that man.

>>75865485
They will do it if they hate PPV buys

>>75865491
it was unironically a fight between the 2 best martial artists in human history

>>75865485
Yeah think that's actually pretty likely desu

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>>75865474
>S-stupid
>A-autistic
Keep projecting you FightWeekCasual™ scum. He's been following Dom since highschool, you loser. Kys.

>Triggered
Fucking called it here >>75865360
Watch him sperg for 12 hours even when I'm not here.

>>75865510
it already has 4 good names on it
amanda nunes valentina headlines it

i mean who gives a fuck it's not like anyone pays for PPVs what does Aldo sell 180K? lmao

>>75865360
>Trying to cop the style of a dude who spent half of his career injured results in injury. Good thing TJ moved out of TMA.
Wow Spain. I used to think so highly of you.

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Now's a good time to remind you all the The American Gangster NEVER pussied out of a fight.

who /watchingsummerkickoffpressconferenceforjoocyfightannouncementsbutknowdeepdownnothinggoodwillhappen/ here.

>>75865145

Gaethje vs Michael Johnson apparently

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Anything except losing to this one dude. There was this one man I said he could not lose to and he lost to that man.

>>75865554
no he didn't and god fucking damn did rashad evans and jon jones embarrass him

>>75865529
Him following Dom has nothing to do with their fighting styles. You are even dumber and spergier than I thought. Do you actually care about anything MMA related or are you here to simulate human interaction?

>>75865554
Chael's "fight" with Rashad looks like they put a random fan in there with Rashad.

>>75865571
Both former LHW champs and one is the greatest fighter ever. He did submit another LHW champ, Shogun Rue, in the first round.

Did you have a point to make here?

>>75865609
Chael Sonnen you absolutely suck

>>75865568
Can Woodley save 213? What punk ass bitch is willing to step up? How about Ferguson lol

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There™ was™ this one man™ I said he could not™ lose™ to and he lost to that man™.

>>75865609
Yeah his fight with Rashad was embarrassing to watch it was like a little kid versus a world champion. I wasn't trying to counter your meme american gangster argument, cum stain

CONOR VS. TONY CONFIRMED 213
CONOR IS BROKE

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>>75865553
I dun give a FOOK.

>>75865575
>He keeps repeating himself when he realises he's been outed as a FightWeekCasual™ who's here once a month
>Thinks surpassing someone doesn't require you to be able to emulate and ultimately nullify their style
>Thinks TJ isn't a bad copy of Dom aswell, except he managed to do it mostly injury free
Lol. Kys you loser.

>3 posts already of this asshurt nig
Lol, I can make him dance whenever and however I want. I'm going for some drinks in a bit, come back in a few hours and he'll still be sperging.

>>75865679
>drinks

alcohol free i hope. i respect you don't let me down.

[friend simulating intensifies]

Lol what a loser

What are you plans for watching the fights, lads?

I'm gonna be camping with my chick. I just got a new phone and they gave me an 8 inch android tablet, so I'll be watching on that while sitting next to a comfy campfire.

>>75865679
Im not here to be your friend sorry

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>>75865690
Of course, I already stated previously I don't drink alcohol anymore.

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Listen I was texting this girl and she sent me nudes while I was in class but I told her about this one man™ this one man I said he could not lose to and he lost to that man™

>>75865700
I'll fall asleep around 11PM EST. Get up at 7 AM EST, having not watched the fights, see the results on youtube and post screenshots of people who predicting incorrectly, unironically.

>>75865700
bbq and heavy drinking with the boys

>>75865713
Lmao @ that turds """life"""

>>75865712
based af
why are you so likeable?

>>75865700
Having just my FiteFan friends over, probably gonna make some ribs, or just order a shitload of wings for Bdubs. Easily the most pumped we've ever been for prelims.

>>75864798
>dom fought cody with torn ankles, bruised ribs, and damaged knees

>cody pulls out with sore back

i guess you could say... he's a spineless coward?

cody with those shit native american genes

Bryan Caraway vs TJ Dillashaw for interim championship .

Miesha sucked her way to a title shot for her BF.

>>75864798

fuck cody garbrandt unironically

>>75865753
>interim championship
lol i hope they do this

>>75864798

Did his dominatrix gf break his back?

BASED GOATy GODbrandt workin the marks

Tyron Woodley waiting backstage with what appears to be Matt Hughes.

Farmers boy has come back to claim his belt!

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Schaub Bless UFC 211

May no fights be canceled, my guy

https://twitter.com/MoTownPhenom/status/863143606332379136

>Jon chimping out already

>Cody was his boy

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YOU READY TO GET THAT DICK SUCC'D JON?

Lol Jon is already SHOOK at DC at the presser right now

The ufc youtube chat is the rowdiest chat on the internet

>>75865818
You're late, dumbo two were already cancelled, beat it!

>>75865824
LIKE A WOMAN WITH THAT CAMERA PHONE

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how late will it be this time lads?

Is DC gonna get boo'd? Where's this presser at? Texas?

>>75865857
They manage to be more autistic than this place which is a yuge achievement

WIDEMAN IS AT THAT PRESSER

HE'S GETTING DELETED BY GASTEAK CONFIRMED

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>>75865777
JUST

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not been on heem for 6 hours or so, jones and DC are at this presser? weeeew

>>75865895
>implying several of us arent spamming memes like "jews did 9/11" and "check buzz aldrin's instagram"

>>75865908
She looks like a vampire, and not an attractive one. One that wasn't made, but was born.

>>75865921
Everyone important from 211 through 214 is.

>>75865908
paige vanzant got dumped for this

I think it's live now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVJEA7xaPI4

>>75865921
Don't get too excited, Jon will fuck it up somehow

https://twitter.com/MoTownPhenom/status/863144751201214465

DC shook as fuck.

"i am the best strawweight in the world"

claudia needs to kill herself that roiding cunt

Where's Hose Waldo?

I am sweating and muh dikk is DIAMONDS lads

Odds for DC saying something cringeworthy:

Yes -500
No +900

>>75865967
You don't bring someone's kids into banter paddy

>this promo

GO WWE

>>75865995
Don't have them then.
If you can't handle real nigga banter then get out

HERE IT COMES

MCGOOBZ
VS
TYRUN

I CAN'T WAIT FOR WRESTLEMANIA WEEKEND LADS

>Weidman vs. Gastelum

BASED

/KAROLINA/

jones looks like shit

WHERE THE FUCK IS UNCLE DANA?!?!?!

>>75866004
>>75866018
Ran out of spam?

BASED KEVIN LEE

MY BOY

>DC already assblasted into another universe

MY SIDES

>>75866019
>it's a "Weidman refuses to take a tune up fight and continues his losing streak episode"

Kevin Lee my low-key boy finna looking like a Nigerian prince

>more Dana White bullshit
someone tweet him to stop

lol cynthia sucks a mean dick she's already on that stage

Jonny bones is going murder the fatie

>>75866065
BASED

What's this Dana thing he just said?

>says he won't book Jones in a main event ever again
>already caved in
Dana is so spineless.

Why do niggers have such ugly nippy hair

Jon getting boos, it's new. People are tired of his shit finally

Ooh man what I wouldn't give to give Jon the suck he deserves right now

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Hey pussy are you still there?

what a weak setup, where's aldo/holloway?
also, isn't anik supposed to announce the fights from the getgo?

MEMES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVJEA7xaPI4

GET IN HERE

>>75866095
t.cuckstaffson

What fights got confirmed? Anyone? Just tuning in

Towels mentioned: 0

>that pop for Jones

lmao DC is so mad

>Tuesday Night Fights

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>>75866095
I LOVE YOU

JOHN FAT FUCK MORGAN EVERY TIME

Fuck John Morgan

IMAGINARY BELT

please be over already so i can jerkoff to holly and bethes standoff

>>75866072
You think he's just going to sit there and let Jon kill him?

DC my fucking boy

DC crying already

John Morgan is such a fucking lardo

>imaginary belt

BASED JONES

DC is so awesome

Jon is /ourguy/

HE'S A BITCH

DC is going to be joke from now on

BITCH ASS NIGGA

HE SAID IT

>NIGGA
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>>75866129
>>75866113
>American mongrels defending the minorities ruining their country

NIGGA

did DC just said bitch ass nigger?

>N BOMB? REAL COOL?

BITCH ASS NIGGA

this is so based

"Nigga" - DC

BITCH
ASS
NIGGA

BITCH ASS NIGGUH

N WORD DC doesn't care

jon BTFO

DC already crying

MAKE CHRISTMAS CARDS NOW

>Y-you are a junkie

Jesus fucking christ how much DC weights right now?

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>tfw I can't say nigga because I'm not black

JUNKIE
U
N|K
|IE

just fuck already

>>75866167
I SAID I LOVE YOU

is DC's heelturn working?

>Not attacking Jon on his estrogen blocker use
Come on DC, it will make him snap

If you don't admit this is WWE you're an idiot.

Holy shit
How is DC being cheered now over Jon

Everything has turned upside down.

>>75866167
>muh race
fuck off dork

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Lol jon admitted to being a junkie

lmao people booing weidman. Texas hasnt forgived him for flopping.

>>75866203
Missed opportunity 2bh

>Johnki

Kek

DC is btfoing jones

we are alive in this timeline

what a TWEEST bois

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Weidman finna go 0-4

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT FIGHTS GOT CONFIRMED NOW

>>75866209
This. Everything up until the actual fights is WWE manufactured drama.

>these fatfuck mexicans in the audience cheering for gastellum

>viva mexico
JUST

>>75866190
was just thinking the same, he looks a long way off making weight right now

>>75866226

weidman on his way to double decker JUSThair shoops

DC is such a cringe loser

2 months can't come fast enough

>>75866229
Holly Holm vs. Bethe

D.C. Destroyed Jon

He got much better on the mic.

>>75866223
He's gone back to the time he BTFO'd Bader

DC is rattled, he keeps repeating the same thing

>I'm from Layfeyette!

What the fuck is kevin lee wearing

DC CUTTING A SAVAGE PROMO

TAKE IT TO THE STREETS YOUNG MAN

DC is already so shook

no chance he is making weight

FUCK CONER MAN

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/ourguy/

>muh conor

Pathetic nigger lmao

>another literal who bum using mcgoobz name to get attention

>Bringing up Conor when no one else has

Aahahahahahhaha what is wrong with Kevin Lee

Based King Kevin

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Kevin Lee finna be my low-key boy

Chalkskins getting BLOWN OUT right now

>youknow
>youknow
>youknow

Who the fuck is that guy

Kevin "cringe" Lee

WE WUZ IRISH AND SHIET

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>>75866211
Kill yourself cuckold

BASED K-LEE BLOWIN THE FUCK OUT OF THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATOR CONOR

BASED LEE MY BOY

>kevin lee

>I-I'm not trying to be like conor
>h-he's tryna be like me!

Cringey

>>75866237

Lol

DC cucked

BASED KING KEVIN LEE

Lads I'm /DC/ desu

Fully boyhopped. Anyone else?

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>hoold culture
What a giant joke
Niggers should be shot on sight

WHERE IS DANA????

jon jones is going to get fucked up

Isnt the cerimonial weight in supposed to be now?

>>75866312
he's been my boy since he heem bigfoot in strikeforce

>>75866314
back to your containment board

>>75866314
Are you autistic?

I wish DC would bring up how shit Jon looked in his fight vs OSP

Is Justin any good ?

>Johnson/Gaethje
That's new. Kind of interesting.
Kek at Johnson trying to talk shit and instigate hype. This isn't him at all

Michael Johnson twitching and shit wtf

WWE

>>75866325
It's immediately after this i think

>Michael Johnson
h-here I go!

Justin "WSOF = WGAF" Gaethje

>mj desperately trying to hype a fight with this WSOF dude

/WME/

Michael Johnson looks like Tyrone sheeeeeeeiiiit

Why are there so many nonwhites in the audience? Do we live in Brazil?

>>75866338
he is super exciting, all offence very little defence

>>75866345
He's not a shit talking guy. After Khabib smesh he needs his name up again

Holm sounds JUSTed

REAL TALK

Wood you berry your dikk in Holly?

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>telling a black man that he can't swim

THIS NIGGA CALLED HIM A GATEKEEPER

>>75866366
Gain height

This shit is so cringe.

who /ready to die/ here?

>do you feel a responsibility as a gatekeeper of the UFC

lmao wtf

>I'm literally going to take this man's life

Holy shit dude

>I eat my shit whole

what did he mean by this?

>I eat shit
???

"I eat my s*** whole"

Really makes you think huh?

>>75866383
isnt he though?

>im not a gatekeeper
>i eat my shit

I EAT MY SHIT WHOLE

Kek.
Johnson you are not a shit talk guy. I'm pretty sure these two shook hands backstage and told each other we'll shit talk to bring up hype

I eat sh*t.

~ Michael johnson

Cringe

Just bring back Conor already these tryhards are embarrassing

WWE LEVEL PROMOS

WE THE A SHOW NOW

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>I eat my shit whole.

Michael Johnson, 2017

BASED johnson btfo literal WHO whitey

reverse psychology shit

Johnson just said he eats shit whole. Oh God what even is this

gaethje has a new fan i think he beats johnson too

ok no more MJ and Gaethje thanks

>>75866399
Porier is a gatekeeper, not johnson

Johnson should have never taken the khabib fight, could have got ferguson rematch for interim or smth memey instead of getting bear-mauled

>>75866389
Yeah these MMA journalists are clueless. All fat men and twinks. What a disrespectful comment.

>>75866399
he beat poo-yay

>>75866366
What happen is Johnson literally kills Justin during the fight ?
Wouldn't it be premedited murder ?
That's life in prison at best

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>walk around weight cynthia

Michael Johnson confirmed for scatspammer

holy shit Nunes looks HUUUUGE

>>75866417
They're both buddies, I'm certain of it

>>75866395
I hat every this shit so much but I love it for the memes

nunes looks huge

Interracial fights are not fair for the white guy ;_;

amanda's fucking shoulders

Is Luke Thomas literally the only journalist who trains?

Mexican Gremlin

REMINDER TO EAT SHIT 3 TIMES A DAY MINIMUM

holm finna cry before the fight even happened

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>>75866438
how many steaks is she on?

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>>75866443

Cyborg and GDR would destroy Amanda

Seriously look at how big Nunes is compared to Valentina

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>everyone was coached to go full WWE

what you talkin about

shut aaappppp

>>75866460
Even WWE promos aren't this bad

>this trash talk between Nunes and Shevchenko

Nunes shoulders look like Prazeres

calvillo the only real person up there 2bh

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Looking nice thicc solid tight, wanna see how pigg she can really get.

this shit is cringe as fuck familia. lets just go back to dc and jon

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>women

wha u talkin abattt

jesus christ don't show this to any non-mma fan or we're going to asp