/heem/: Schaub, Poetry and Anger

>>75861829
Shut the fuck up, nerd.

>>75861844
Northbutt

where is the picksfag now that fights are confirmed

>>75861833
You are the biggest spastic on /heem/

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gooby
<----

Chris Weidman in a suit selling used Toyota corollas in 6 months to make ends meet LOL

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>Chad Garbrandt vs TJ Dillashaw.jpg

>>75861866
idiot lol

>>75861872
There's actually a dealership here in so al called Longo Toyota lmao

http://www.longotoyota.com/

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If you scared go to church

>>75861833
>>75861867
Adan, why always the same tired pictures for the OP? Use Conel_goobero.jpg

>>75861878
Spastic

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I want Tuss to _____ in my mouth

>>75861886
Conel_Goobero.jpg is not an OP pic dude

I don't make the rules bud

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>>75861891

>>75861770
>More like GSP vs Conor.
that would be the biggest UFC fight ever -- and I could see it being the beginning of the end for the UFC, too.
After the fight, they'd both walk, Dana is left with no stars, terrible management, etc.

>>75861812
I guess you're right - everyone works for free cuz they love the sport. Those percentages are standard, and you're free to look up the tax code.

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>>75861899
That seems like an average /heem/ post desu

So I've had a bit of a think and come up with some changes to the unified rules of MMA that I think could ultimately make the sport more enjoyable for everyone involved

To be a fair stand-up match in a 24-foot ring, or as near that size as practicable.

No wrestling or hugging allowed.

The rounds to be of three minutes' duration, and one minute's time between rounds.

If either man falls through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, 10 seconds to be allowed him to do so, the other man meanwhile to return to his corner, and when the fallen man is on his legs the round is to be resumed and continued until the three minutes have expired. If one man fails to come to the scratch in the 10 seconds allowed, it shall be in the power of the referee to give his award in favour of the other man.

A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered down.
No seconds or any other person to be allowed in the ring during the rounds.

Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference, the referee to name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest; so that the match must be won and lost, unless the backers of both men agree to draw the stakes.

The gloves to be fair-sized gloves of the best quality and new.

Should a glove burst, or come off, it must be replaced to the referee's satisfaction.

A man on one knee is considered down and if struck is entitled to the stakes.

That no shoes or boots with spikes or sprigs be allowed.

>>75861899
OBSESSED

After Yoel mauls Bisping, which is the closest thing we have to a guarantee in MMA, Gegard and Whittaker should fight each other for the next shot. Rockhold should rematch Bisping for his next chance.

>>75861729
get real. life is long, buddy and there are a lot of things to pay for even if you live in the middle of nowhere.
UFC pay is shit to start with and then you have to subtract so much from it:


PURSE
-10% agent
-15% manager
-10% publicist
-39.6% on amount above $418,400 (less below that)
- $80,000 to $300,000 training camp, travel, pre-fight medicals

>>75861899
lol not even me

you might be in love bud

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There ain't no such fing as halfway crooks

scared to death

scared to look

dey shook

Going camping this weekend in Big Bear. I think I'm just gonna say fuck it and give the JewFC their $60 so I can watch it officially either on youtube or the ufc app. Anyone know if either app is superior to the other?

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>>75861922
this is just as bad as the spammer because we have to scroll through all your nonsense

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>canadian thread

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JUST

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>Bisping is better striker than Romero

>>75861922
>No wrestling allowed.

Stopped right there.
Stay casual, JustBleed.
/bumfights/ is that way --->

>>75861940
It's very important to him

>>75861927
Lmao nigga think 1 year down the line Chris Weidman ass got hard hat on laying bricks to put food on the table LOL

>still replying to people from the last thread that told you you don't know what the fuck youre talking about

lmao get over it, kid.

>>75861935
Terrific song

>>75861954
SOPA DE MACACO

>>75861945
If you don't instantly recognise where that's from you ARENT a RealFiteFan™

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>>75861941
feed joanna for the love of god. val has her SHOOK for life

Imagine if the UFC fined overweight fighters like they did in boxing, with 1 million per extra pound. Guys like Lineker and Hendricks would be flipping burgers to keep the lights on.

If this was a different time, I would invade your playpen on stroller and kill anyone who was not fit to work, but we're in a new time, so I'll whoop his ass instead - Conor McGregor Jr.

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>>75861954
Sopa?

>>75861970
Are you lifting these from youtube? Sad really

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Why was she fired?

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>>75861833
retard.

here >>75855399

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Post weigh-in picks
Miocic vs Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk vs Andrade
Maia vs Masvidal
Edgar vs Rodriguez
Jotko vs Branch

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>>75861995
>yair
>masvidal

>>75861954
Why would you leave the head in ? Cut off the hands too and it won't be so creepy anymore

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>>75862009
sopa de macaco uma delicia

>>75862007
>believing in wrasslegrapplers
>2017

>Fwonkie

>>75862015
It's super spooky how monkey makes different face before and after cooking

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>>75861995
>massive dick sucking faggot.jpg

>>75862017
>le got punched 13 times in 90 fights man
>le never ko'd man
for sure they're losing bud

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>>75861995
Dos Santos
Andrade
Maia
Edgar

>>75862041
Don't say I didn't warn you

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>>75862030
Stipe
Joanna
Maia
Yair
Jotko

>>75862049
why do you keep not making all the picks? i cant add you if you dont

>>75861995
Thiccachu is the best pick pic desu

>>75862041
For sure Chris Weidman is gonna outwrestle Mousasi my guy

>>75862015
This picture has me in tears

>>75862053
I don't know who the last two are.

>>75862058
He did

>>75862050
never forgetti

>>75862058
for sure yair is as technical as mousasi, for sure frankie has a shit tank like weidman.

great comparison DORK

>>75862051
>fake picks guy is also fake Coral Springs
What an autist.

>>75862053
Add it anyway

>>75862064
you have to pick someone m8. not fair to everyone else

>>75862064
guess, it's not life or death

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>>75862015

5 star post

>>75862055
thanks m8. i make 3 picks each event. thats my second pick pic

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>>75861995
Miocic
JJ
Maia
Rodriuguez
Branch

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>>75861995
JDS
Andyke
Masvidal
Edgar
Jotko

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>>75861995
>Miocic
>Andrade
>Maia
>Rodriguez
>Jotko

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Anyone have that pic of this ugly SOB sexually harassing that one girl on twitter?

>>75861908

I don't think 80k - 300k per training camp is standard. Certainly it's not standard for Chris Weidman who's on a few hundred grand a fight at most. Just because Conor, the richest athlete in the UFC, spent 300k on one training camp when it was an absolute must-win fight for him, doesn't mean everyone is doing it.

>>75862104
>ugly

he is pretty handsome desu

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>>75861995
JDS
Andrade
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Branch

>>75862093
let me guess, gook chick in pink bikini is you too, right ?

>>75862104
no, but I'm sure you do you obsessed retard

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>>75862083
It's not fair that my boy is off the card and I was gonna win loads of money when he shocked the world );

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>>75862104

>>75862118
kek, no. those def arent me but i couldnt tell you if they were m8. i'd lose my credibility ;)

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>no previous thread

Where is the outrage?

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Post a better KO

ProTip: You cant

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>>75862142
Woodley is NIGGER

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>>75862142
Better for different reasons

>>75862125
joanna has without a doubt one of the best reaction/meme faces in the ufc

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>>75861995
JDS
Andrade
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Branch

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>Mfw there are "people" in here who will put their hard earned NEETbux on Frankie Edgar to win

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>>75861995
Jr Dos Santos
JJ
Masvidal
Edgar
Branch

Changed my mind anyway

>>75862153
>the punch that killed the MW division

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You're like a woman with that webm

>>75862165
little faggot will get jumped doing this shit again, fucking bitch 5'2 ass nigga

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>>75861833

Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Rodriguez
Jotko

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>>75861995
dos Santos
JJ
Masvidal
Edgar
Jotko

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>>75862158

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/rose/

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Fresh k1 webms

>>75861993
Racism.

>>75862197
why is this picture so fucking funny

makes me kek literally every time

>>75862199
*smacks lips*
Oh my
*licks lips*
If I could
*starts drooling*
Get a taste of those feet

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Your simple words just don't move me

You minor We major

Yo crew is featherweight

My gunshots will make ya levitate

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>>75862208

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>>75862200

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>103 post
>32 ips
is this the autism my mama told me about?

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>>75861995

Steep
JJ
Backpack
Fronkie
Jotko

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>>75862178
He would beat the shit out of you

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>>75862219
>distances himself away from Nate for less than 20 seconds of a 25 minute fight
>LOOK HOW HE RAN AWAY! NATE WON AND CONOR IS A BAD FIGHTER

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>>75862220

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>>75862236
Roughly 3 posts per Ip that's not too bad

>>75862219
Why does big john care?

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>>75862247
>muh majority decision

>>75862253
except you know it snot 3 posts/ip its like 5 ips with 10+ posts

>>75862244
@me when he's in chicago again and we'll see about da

>>75862247
>finished
>meme decision
nice "revenge" there

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>>75862104

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>>75862104
>>75862266
did this nigga fuck your bitch or what? get over it already

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>>75862261
Those are the residents spergs of /heem/, get used to them

>>75862142
wew

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>>75862255
>>75862264
How many judges thought Nate beat Conor?

>>75862277
>adan
>fucking anyone

pick one

>>75862266
Pretty sure she wanted to fuck him. Her response wasn't hostile

>>75862255
is this the equivalent of the blacked meme?

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>>75861995
Miokek
Andrade
Maia
Edgar
Branch

>>75862264
Two judges scored it for Gooby, one scored it a draw, none scored it for N8. Stay crying.

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>>75862281

im here for sopa and dopa

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I can see it inside your face

You in the wrong place

Cowards like you just get dey whole body laced up

Reminder

Black Europeans and Actual Africans > American NigNogs

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>>75862261
>made 8 posts in the thread

wew lad, barely missed the sperg cutoff

>>75862289
>>75862314
it's not revenge. I burn your house down then you come over and set off my fire alarm, you didn't get me back did you?

>>75862142
Abel Trujilo's heeming of Varner is probably my favorite punch KO. The ragdolling was beautiful. Anybody wanna help a brother out and post the webm?

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>>75862248
poland delivering

>>75862305
t. virgin

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>>75862330
>he just has the same 2 webms to post to try to prove his point

>>75862336
>Conor making Nate's face red with blood and beaten worse than their first fight
>equal to pulling a fire alarm

Who here can also recite the last time max holloway fought?

I swear to fuck if he does that date promoting autism again, i'll delete him from my boy list.

>>75862299
pretty sure a girl would rather fuck him than a baby gap wearing MANLET

>>75862248
Very high-quality. This is up there with that pic of Jones as Jesus with Gus rubbing up on him.

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>>75862342
Does anybody know some remedy for exploding shins when you pay the piper ? Last 2 days I had them quite bad

>>75862219
>>75862247
only casuals still care about this fight

>>75862254
They actually have a rule about talking too much while fighting.

Rarely enforced unless you're a Diaz

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>>75862363
I wish I was more knowledgeable when it comes to religion so I could tell who is supposed to be who in this pic

>>75862359
as if only conor had nice moments in that fight, nate had him panting like a bitch against the cage in the 3rd or 4th.

come on now

>>75862360
Holloway is such a great matchup for Aldo it isn't even funny. That dude better pump his breaks unless he wants to get absolutely embarrassed in a building full of hostile fans.

>>75862362
I dont think a girl would want to fuck either of you.

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Another n**** deceased

Another story gets told

It ain't nuffin' really

Anyone have the webm of Wiedman getting flying knee'd by Yair?

>>75862380
It was the 3rd and that was the only round Nate won. Perhaps even the 5th, but thats it

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>>75862395
You mean Yoel?

reminder that conor flinched

Does anyone have the python script for downloading off fightpass

>>75862378
Whether or not this is living Jesus or Resurrected Jesus would be a factor. I can only guess that one of them is Mary but I don't see why she would be praying to her own son, which I don't think she ever actually did. Not sure who the other goofs could be. Maybe the bearded fella is Moses? idk

>>75862426
DARIOOSH

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>>75862360
braddah, come decemba tenth

>>75862426
Yair could probably heem Weidcan at this point.

Also, this is easily a candidate for KO of the Year.

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>>75862426
Yeah, for some reason I keep getting his name mixed up

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>Luke Rockhold says UFC isn't WWE and should stop making money fights
>Wants to fight Werdum

>>75862456
Fuck, this really activates my almonds

>>75862378
one of the broad is mary. dana or gus is joseph, the other is a meme apostle or something. dc is judas

arent polish people supposed to be catholics? for shame janbalykezèc

>>75862432
No way it's Moses lol, he was hundreds of years before Jesus

I think it goes
Jones - Jesus obviously
Dana - saint Peter
wmmas - women who found Jesus out of his grave
Cormier - Judas ?
Gus - saint Thomas ?
Rogan - ?????

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>Prison Release Date: May 23rd 2017
>Plan to live: Oregon

"I was just kind of planning it already,” VanZant said. "My whole family is from Portland, I just always had it on my mind that I wanted to be back around family, and it was just a perfect time for me to start over and train with a new camp and be around a huge support and finally have family in my life again."

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/12/15610276/paige-vanzant-explains-decision-move-back-portland-start-over-with-new-gym-ufc

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>>75862450
who could it be

>>75862456
Cuckhold is childish and bitter, thats all.

>>75862456
Werdum Rockhold is more of a meme fight than a money fight

>>75862456
He wants to fight pooptaker

>>75862456
is he /ourguy/ heem?

>>75862478
come to think of it, maybe gus is joseph because of the sweden meme

why do people hate Cormier?

>>75862502
He's a fat uncle tom

>>75862502
People fear what they don't understand. And /heem/ doesn't understand greatness

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>we want more pride fights!!!
>waah! mandrama!
i see no problem, neither is champ, would be a fun fight. do it

>>75862482
worst family reunion ever

Is Bisping vs Romero not going to sell? It's a great fight that is guaranteed to be spicy

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>>75862502
What's there to like?

>>75862482
Kill yourself, please.

>>75862548
Come and do it for me badass

>>75862543

Why would Bisbong fight Romero?

He can "hurt his knee" and go fight GSP at a later date.

>>75862502
No idea. He is the legit 206.2 pounds world champion

>>75862523
Both are top 5. Lets not hold up rankings over a twitter war that Luke takes personally.

>>75862553
Post address, pussy.

>>75862502
He's boring and is holding the belt of a man whooped him.

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don't mind me, just posting the true mma GOAT

>>75862470
My mom hates catholic church, my dad doesn't give a fuck and I am too lazy to go.

But I had been through all the sacraments except for anointing of the sick.
Even if I wanted to start going now regularly my priest wouldn't welcome me with open hands since I'm divorced

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>>75862544
Wow did you save this so you could post it on /b/'s cringe threads you fucking loser

>Demi Lovato cucks you for a lellator fighter
>lose championship to Bisping of all people
>nobody wants to fight you

Is Luke the most punished fighter there is?

>>75862575
>But I had been through all the sacraments except for anointing of the sick.
Impossible.

>>75862554
Do you think UFC would allow that after saying Romero is next? I'd like to believe Bisping either gets stripped or retires if he refuses

>>75862502
Pull-out merchant
Cringey
Fake belt holder
Annoying
Mandrama

Other than that, he's a good fighter and I wish him well in his future fights.

>>75862548
Aww too touchy a subject for another soft American? That relationship literally brought PVZ into MMA and drove her away from her home for 7 years you low test cuck.

>>75862502
He hasn't actually beaten Jon "dick pills" Jones yet.

Really, its just fun to hate him because he gets so butthurt about getting booed.

>>75862583
Yes I did. How did you find out? :o

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>>75862588
she broke up with the other guy too, unless I was reading an old headline

>>75862509
That's one of the reasons I like him.

>>75862595
Yeah I'm a "soft american" because youre obsessed with paige and her brother. Get help, loser.

>>75862563
150 Forest Dr. College Station, TX

>>75862595
He's just mad that Paige is going to be forcefully bred by her uggo brother and not his uggo self.

>>75862595
>internet tough guy
post your address and lets see who's tough you faggot

>Gunnar Nelson vs Santiago Ponzinibbio is happening
>cue people shouting "GUNNAR'S STRIKING IS SHIT, PONZ IS GONNA LIGHT HIM UP ON THE FEET"
>gunnar dismantled Thatch, Tumenov (people thought Tumenov was going to box Gunnar's face off) and Jouban
>people will still sleep on Gunnar and I will still kek when they're proven wrong

>>75862608
>college
>texas

LMAO at your miserable existence.

Guys! I just watched Bisping's 5 round fight with Thales Leties I think he's very beatable.

>>75862608
Um, how did you get my adress bud?

>>75862608
>150 Forest Doctor College Station
post a real address PUSSY

>>75862041
So Maia and Frankie are obviously defending perfect records and titles right?\

Fucking turd

>>75862628
Because you and faggot frat brothers make too much fucking noise at night. Who the fuck parties on a Wednesday?

>>75862619
Were you too stupid/poor/lazy to go or something?

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>>75862618
Gunnar has been looking nice and flowy in his last few fights

>>75862630
>FOR SURE SINCE CERRONE BEAT HIM
>MUH MEMEKICK MONTAGE
>how to spot casuals.zip

>>75862589
There's only 7 sacraments of catholic church, but yeah I haven't became a priest either but I've been baptized, had confession and Eucharist, had conformation and been married.
If my bitch of an ex wife dies I may do the remaining two

Is Brendan Schaub the GOAT?

>>75862649
>grabbing hand then striking

Isn't this illegal?

>>75862659
Since he thinks Bisping could beat Yoel, I'll say yes

>>75862649
Does SBG even have a striking coach? It looks like everyone just copies Conor.

>>75862666
He also said Cowboy would beat Masdival

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>>75862661
He didn't grab the glove

>>75862654
>There's only 7 sacraments of catholic church
no shit

>but yeah I haven't became a priest either but I've been baptized, had confession and Eucharist, had conformation and been married.
So then you havent had all of them besides anointing of the sick.

>>75862661
This isn't boxing my guy, hand control is a huge part of MMA

Only way it could have been illegal is if Gunnar hooked his fingers into the glove itself, but that's clearly not what happened

>>75862673
Cowboy threw the fight to get pitty sex from Grannie Cerrone

>>75862618
Post slip

>>75862661
>is hand trapping illegeal?

You realize McGregor does this all the time, right? You stop the jab hand so your opponent will throw the power hand, setting up for a counter strike.

>>75862647
lmao I enlisted after high school, kid. Thats what non-pussies did post-9/11. I got earned my degree while serving.

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>>75862677
I forgot that priesthood is a sacrament too

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For sure I've got the best KO highlight reels in MMA bee

>>75862700
Fucking casual.

>>75862700
Polandbro do you unironically think Bisp'n beats Romero or its all just hoping for dank memes?

>he doesn't know Masvidal will lose

Look at the trend of Trump supporters losing important fights

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>#Where'sWaldo get it trending
>I dont want to agree to fight and miss Christmas just for him to get injured
>I'm injured
>sorry I'm on vacation

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>>75862696
>I got earned my degree while serving.
MUH RINES!!!!

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I think Cejudo vs. PettisLITE and Who vs Who were acceptable sacrifices to keep this card intact.

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>>75862710
Hoping for dank memes, but I see scenario where that could happen.

Ever since Trump won election I strongly believe in meme magic though

>>75862719
Should have bumped Eddie to main card desu

>>75862715
Holloway knows his days as """champ""" are numbered, and he now regrets talking all that shit. Aldo will make him look silly.

>>75862715
He actually got it to trend.

>>75862710
Romero hasn't fought a volume striker like Bisping before

His passivity is going to hurt him significantly when compared to Bisping's output, and I'm not sure if his gastank will last 5 rounds with Bisbong pushing the pace

I think Mikey has a bigger chance than people are putting on tbqh

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>>75862015
Nice. Is this an argument, now?

>>75862724
The only thing I see is Romero quickly taking Bisping down and elbows to the head like Machida.

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>>75862739
>if his gastank will last 5 rounds
He doesn't need 5 rounds

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>>75861995
Dos Santos
JJ
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Jotko

>>75862728
Somebody's gotta headline the prelim card so they can get those cablebucks. Nobody outside of /heem/ cares about Skellington vs Knight or Polo Reyes vs Vick. But Jesus, three-fights only on cable? When's that ever happened?

>>75862739
Brunson is the volume striker you speak of with great wrestling but even that wasn't enough. Weidman had fuckton of volume too but ended up gassing himself out.

>>75862651
>muh maia and fwonkie are unbeatable despite having at least 5 losses each

You're just being contrarian

>>75862739
Okay but Bisping has a glass jaw and when that third round knee hits, it will all be over :)

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>>75862739
If and that's a big if, Bisping survives to the decision and wasn't laid on for the whole 5 rounds he will win. Can he though ? I don't think so, would be hilarious if he did

>>75862753
THE DISRESPECT BUDDEH!

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>>75862748
better

>>75862761
I actually forgot about the Brunson fight

>>75862753
fuck, TRTor was a killer. Stronger than Sea Level Cain, Full Camp Mendes, Motivated BJ Penn, Hometown Aldo, Chuck w/ "that look" in his eye, and pre-Rockstar Honda.

>>75862764
>Bisping has a glass jaw

lol @ your """life"""

BisGOD is working so many marks even noobs like you are being drawn in

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>>75862734

This, Aldo is beefy and ready to flame broil max

>>75862781
I'd bet on Brunson over Bisping any day

>>75862426
this knee doesn't get enough credit

he starts throwing it literally while his head snaps back from the jab

>>75862761
>Brunson

>volume striker

lol hardly

Bisping vs Romero is gonna be like Rocky 4

>>75862277

I made fun of him a lot a few times and he never recovered

and yes that's literally why he is still angry to this day lol

>>75862799
No one claimed you were smart so it's okay

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>>75862791
Energy efficient Conor is another one

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How would he do against Yoel?

What will /heem/ do when Yoel's deflated, exhausted ass completely wiffs on a meme knee at the end of the third round after being boxed up by Bisping up to that point?

>For sure Bisping will drag Yoel into deep waters my guy.

46 year old Hendo dropped him twice, and he had trouble with Thales Leites and CB Dolloway.

Anyone who thinks Bisping has anything more than a puncher's chance is a casual idiot. Respectfully.

>>75862811
Be a financial failure and have a horrible rating

>>75862822
Why does Chuck always look high?

>>75862791

Oh shit Aldo is fighting Max at home isnt he

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>>75862826

>>75862829
Oh for sure Brad Tavares is a MUNSTER

>>75862825
I think Wario takes it, his air speed and small hitbox would be difficult for Romero to deal with, he's also very compact so he'd be difficult to take down. I have Wario by forward shoulder barge in the 2nd

any bamma streams kicking about lads?

>>75862858
Who is more likely to shart their pants first though?

>>75862763
you're a retard

>>75862829
Bisping is an ass, but he's smart.
He'll run Yoel like a fish on the line until he starts gassing, and then the Bisping we all love to hate comes alive.

>>75862874
You're crying.

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>>75861995
JDS (Stipe tapped)
Andrade (hah gayyy)
Maia (rnc under 60 seconds)
Edgar (via submission punches)
Jotko (who are these bums)

>>75862854
Cung Le was a top prospect when Bisping beat him 100%

Who will Whittaker fight if Rockhold and Mousasi are fighting eachother? Is UFC going to make Bisping vs Romero fast so that winner fights Whittaker?

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>>75862829
Bisping has KO power buddeh. Don't doubt left hook larry

>>75862791
205 conor and khabib were legit goat performances too

>>75862879

Wonderboi will run Tyrone like a fish on the line until he starts gassing, and then the wonderboi we all love to hate comes alive.

>>75862883
Yoel looked phenomenal against Poosada'd Jacapoo, really.

>>75862889
Where's the KO?

Bisping is worse than Tim Kennedy.

>>75862884
Whittaker can wait or maybe he can fight Anderson

Poolito Poomero is a product of good timing

>>75862918
He's not THAT bad

>>75862902
Pooel Poomero*

>>75862928
He is, did you even watch them fight?

>>75862903
Luke

My point is thought, he has precision with his punches (now anyway) and he can rock or drop opponents. Hendo tagged him, but Bisping also hit Hendo with a good amount of significant strikes too

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>>75862903
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE
THE REAL HARDEST HITTING 185 POUNDER
THAT GUYS TKO'S PEOPLE WHEN I HIT LUKE HE DOESN'T FUCKING KNOW WHERE YOU ARE WHOOAH

>>75862829
dropped him twice with the one weapon he has, bisping is fucking done, that's why he's been silent the last few days, dude is shitting his pants as we speak

>>75862950
Yeah dude Hendo totally has never dropped anyone with his right hand before, straight up

>>75862941
>>75862944
Luke handed him that KO, why didn't Bisping KO Luke the first time? Yoel hits harder than old man hendo and won't tire out as fast as he did

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So what if out of nowhere Yoel gets USADA'd before the fight. Who will Bisping fight next?

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News:


>UFC 2Eleven early weighins
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-211-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream

>Nelson fighting Ponzi
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/12/15629294/gunnar-nelson-vs-santiago-ponzinibbio-to-headline-ufc-fight-night-113

>Jared Gordon sick, unable to compete
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/jared-gordon-ufc-211-with-food-poison-symptoms

>>75862964
hendo, the same guy who was almost finished by a welterweight the fight before?

BisGOD workin the marks big time

>>75862926
Not really he already missed his prime years due to being cuban born, he could have been the GOAT

>>75862965
Actually Bisping KO'ed Luke in a sparring session way back when

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>>75861833

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

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5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
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Previous thread: >>75855399 (Cross-thread)

News:

>UFC 2Eleven early weighins
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-211-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream

>Nelson fighting Ponzi
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/12/15629294/gunnar-nelson-vs-santiago-ponzinibbio-to-headline-ufc-fight-night-113

>Jared Gordon sick, unable to compete
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/jared-gordon-ufc-211-with-food-poison-symptoms

>>75862918
Bisping would beat him in a rematch

>>75862936
Kennedy never would have beaten Rockhold or taken the fight on short notice

Looks like we have a NotePad imposter

>>75862977
>a welterweight

Lmao now I know you're just a Sherdork casual that doesn't actually watch the fights.

>>75862994
>Kennedy never would have beaten Rockhold
You do know that Kennedy and Rockhold have fought before right? And it was a really close fight

>>75862999
>oh yeah? SHERDOG
not an argument

>>75862977
Hendo, the same guy who knocked out the greatest heavyweight of all time ?