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Has there ever been a better one?

Goals by the age of 23

>5. Ibrahimobitch...65
>4. Pooney............100
>3. Rat-King..........107
>2. Tsu...................110
>1. LUKAKU..........151 (one hundred and fifty-one)

151 goals 56 assists and counting. Still some fuccbois donot rate based Lukaku. UNBELIEVABLE. How much does this nigger need to sweat and suffer for you?
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>23
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23? this cunts been around for ages wtf
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>implying 23
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He need to do the same as he did this year with Everton but in a big club and in the CL.
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I like Pookaku but he's a filthy statpadder who scores alot of goals in some games then doesn't fuck all for a strech of time
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he's shit, fucking hope chelsea don't buy him
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oh and everyone else on that list played for good teams so they weren't statpadding against high line defences
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>>75858430
>>75858438
>>75858442
Benteke moved to Belgium as a """""toddler"""" b-but Lukaku was born here. Belgium very strict with anon births (only way to collect racist date is to pretend it """"benefits""" the child).
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>>75858450
>>75858487
Implying he's a flat track bully like Aguero. Anon pls he has one of the best records against the top 6 this season.
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>>75858525
because they're playing a high line cos he plays for shit teams??
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>>75858551
Yet he scores on the shitters as well.
Also, 23 goals and 5 assists for country. Much better teammates when playing for Belgium (play a high line as well).

235 goals or assists for club and country at the age of 23, wew. How many will he add today?
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>>75858416
>151 goals of zero importance

This man has literally never won a thing, nothing.
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>>75858638
>lies
FA cup winner, 2x Champion of Belgium, etc.
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>>75858666
>fa cup winner

First off he never scored for chelsea so his goals are still worthless
Secondly he was irrelevant in them winning the cup, I'm surprised if he even has a medal
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he's going to real once benzema fucks off, cap this
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Ronaldo had 197 goals at club level and 36 goals at NT level. And he missed a year and a half of his career with PSV and Inter through knee injuries before turning 23.
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I literally wouldn't trade Jermaine Defoe for this useless slayer of stoke.
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>>75858694
>irrelevant
He has scored 7 FA cup goals. Also was Europa League top scorer with 8 goals in 2015.
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>>75858416
>"Premier" League
Meanwhile Ibra scored those in 00's Serie A.
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>>75858416
C'mon, everyone knows that Belgium Division A is a joke and even my granny could score there. Divide his score by 5 and you'll get the amount of goals he would have scored in a serious league.
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>>75858714
Huezil goals don't count
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>>75858525
>The 23-year-old has scored 21 times in the league this season, yet a hearty 16 of them have come against the bottom 10 sides in the table. Hat tricks against struggling Bournemouth and Sunderland certainly serve to inflate his goal tally.


In addition, a great number of his finishes have come very late in games with Everton often leading at the time. As many as 10 strikes have emerged in the last 10 minutes of fixtures for the brutish Belgian

you lying belgian fuck, he's kind of shite. Good fit for a team like Anderlecht maybe.
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>>75858734
>7 fa cup goals

None of them for a team that won the fa cup so irrelevant

>Europa League top scorer
And did Everton win?


Scoring for midtable scrubs isn't the sign of a great scorer
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Now we post strikers who are more successful than Lukaku

I'll start
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too bad that >Louyes will never win anything.
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>>75858416
>Nearly a quarter of them in the Jupiler League

I hope he doesn't include these in his official stats. I thought it was bad enough that Pele included beach football and kicking an orange around the favela in his.
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>>75858752
>>75858792
Scored less in his last Pro League season than his first on loan in the EPL (starting with that header against Liverpoop, knocking himself out in the process; ended his first full season with a hattrick I think against Man Utd, SAF's final game).
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>>75858755

Count more than Belgian league goals. And even if you removed them he still has more than Lukaku's total.
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>>75858416
>stretchmarks
Disgusting
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>>75858839
Also, with only 15 goals Lukaku became the youngest top scorer in Belgium, a tough defensive league for a 16yo to score lots of goals, with his first goal in Europe he also ranks among the youngest goal scorers while in his last season in Europe he was EL top scorer

Lukaku's tally is very impressive, more so because he's a 23yo and he hasn't received the best service, often marooned up front, especially against the top sides, he isn't padding those stats with penalties either, Premier League top scorer so far this season (0 penalties)
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>>75858416
>not having Lucio on your national team
Feels bad man
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why are black people so freakin ugly lol
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>>75858756
pic related shows Lukaku scores as many first goals than his next """"competitors"""" on the top scorer's list
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>>75858906
Personal taste I'd guess
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>>75858782
funny meme
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>>75858742
>Ibrahimobitch scored about 17 serie a goals at the age of 23
>left eredivisie when he was one of the oldest guys in that kiddie pool
Topkek, that's only a quarter of that low low tally of 65. For Ibrahimobitch, it's the eredivisie where he scored like Jozy Altidore.

Meanwhile Lukaku is edging closer to 100 EPL goals. If he stays in the EPL he will soon overtake Van Persie's career record.
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Neymar - 183 goals
Messi - 150
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>>75859340
>br league where even the goalkeeper is a striker
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>>75859422
EPL goals should count as 0.75 in UEFA coefficient.
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>>75859436
La Liga 0.15?
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>>75859445
We all saw yesterday how easy it was for Manure to score against a literally who la liga team.
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lukaku is shit
big fish in a small pond kind of player

never going to achieve anything outside of everton

screencap this
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>>75859470
My autism folder is full, sorry
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>>75859492
lukaku is a statpadder like giroud

the kind of player that scores when the game is already solved
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>>75858416
50 of those were in the belgina league though, which is basically a non-league. Messi has 140 and all of them in La liga, cl and other high class games.

El D10S is above doubt.
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>>75859340
Similar to Lukaku, Neymar scored a lot of those in the brazilian league. Messi remains King, 140 goals in La Liga, Cl etc. is more than anybody, and he also has the most assists.
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>>75859323
Again
>"Premier" League
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>>75859679
Ronaldo also came from that league and he turned out to be the GOAT
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>>75858416
harry kane mate
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>>75859340
Thats for club and country. Neymar with Brazil scored on shitters like China. At club level Lukaku has outscored him. Chelsea even left Lukaku rotting on the bench for the first year.

>>75859864
All the players on the list have played in that league.
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>>75858416
>LUKAKU
>23
dis nigga is at least 32 yo baka
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>>75859679
again, Jozy Altidore's eredivisie for Ibrahimobitch

>Dybala 65
>about 40 serie a goals (only half of Lukaku's EPL goals)
Dybala and Lukaku are roughly the same age. Yet pic related doesn't look good for Dybala. Is he eating right?
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>>75859657
>>75859674
>only scored about 30 in Belgium, roughly 120 in England and EL/CL
>has been feeding of scraps since his move to the EPL and Chelsea left him rotting on the bench during his first year
>Messi had to manage without the fine service that McCarthy and that gorilla looking fecker provide
I now remember that Messi and Lukaku had about the same amount of club goals when a similar comparison was made last year. Lukaku is up there with the GOAT, wew.

Thanks famalams for a quality answer. Only Messi was a more prolific goal scorer at Lukaku's age.
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>>75860042
Dybala is a Zidane-like player, not a dirty poacher
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>>75860894
Lukaku also has twice as many assists
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>>75860865
are you seriously comparing lukaku with messi?
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>>75860937
A through-pass assist is worth 10 "le i am one on one with the keeper, better pass to the side"
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>>75860937
Lukaki this season: 6 assists & 63 key passes in 53 games

Dybala this season: 6 assists & 76 key passes in 42 games
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"23"

Just find the picture of him at "14"
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>>75861470

>Key passes

toplel
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>>75861492
>give assist to Higuain
>Higuain misses one on one
>LOL IT DOESN'T COUNT NOT AN ASSIST, U SUCK

retard
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>>75861367
Germanon compared the two, Belganon merely elaborated, and why get upset, it's 1 criterion, one that matters a lot though. Anyway I have my answer: only Messi was a more prolific goal scorer at Lukaku's age.

>>75861434
Maybe he should try a few more through-balls because his stats are really poor, it's not a few less, it's a massive chasm.
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>>75861517
Dybala has same assists, more key passes (in other words, assists missed by Higuain)

and that's in 11 fewer games (1000 minutes)
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>>75861568
Mate that's only 1 (one) season. I thought blacks matured early, how come Dybala didn't, he has little to no end product like most black players though.
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Argentina is whiter than Belgium nowadays
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>>75861636
>>75861657
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>>75861657
>>75861657
Based on their end product Lukaku is objectively whiter than Dybala.
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white bois assmad af in this thread
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>>75861774
It's just a couple of blacks that are upset because Argentina are being outscored by Venezuela. Imagine that after 14 or so WCQs Venezuela have scored more goals than your side, I mean it's VENEZUELA.
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It is well known blacks change their age to gain an edge just like Chinese gymnasts.
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>>75861934
That's exactly why Dybala covers his face, wrinkles show in a close-up, even though it's hard to tell the age of blacks.
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>>75858416
>23

that fuck is 28 years old
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Messi had 214 by that age, why is Lukaky #1?

Also, Lukaku will peak at """""26"""""
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now that barkley has opened the scoring against watford, lukaku may score twice in the last five minutes
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>>75864494
Thanks for informing me what reddit has to say on the subject. Lukaku opened the score as the ones behind him on the top scorer's list. Last couple of games before he leaves for a bigger club, EL secured for Everton and nothing to gain, why bother.

Michy scores, Chelsea champions, also was left rotting on the bench. Dimata up next to take a year off.
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>>75863584

Messi is the GOAT
GOATs are not allowed in lists that make everyone look inferior
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Michael Owen scored 158 before he left Liverpool at the age of 24 and a half. Wikipedia says Lukaku scored only 144 and he scored about 40 of those in Belgium.

Owen was much better.
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>>75865085
>lies
Michael Owen scored 220, all competitions, in his entire career, that's his professional career, stop adding hundreds of kiddie goals for all the nostalgiafag darlings, 14 assists kek, 150 EPL goals. Lukaku only needs a few seasons like the current one to overtake the likes of Owen and Van Persie, at this rate he could get there as a 26yo while Owen scored his last goal as a 34yo.
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>>75858430
Lukaku was born in Belgium
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>>75858416
Lukaku is a stat padder like Ibrahimovic and Luis "score 15 of my 30 goals a season against Norwich and Newcastle" Suarez
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>>75865911
It's not lies. Go look it up. He scored 158 goals for Liverpool. Regardless of goals, Owen>>>Lukaku.
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>>75858416
Mental midget. Shrinks in big. Games
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>>75865987
>>75866101
Every striker scores the bulk of their goals against weaker sides, Lukaku has one of the best records against the top 6 of any striker this year though and he's feeding of the fine service that McCarthy and that gorilla looking fecker provide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wk7wrcdcag
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>>75866228
One decent year does not make up for being shit against bigger sides his whole history.
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>>75866327
bébé, he scored his first goal on his debut, after being subbed on, against Liverpool, getting knocked out in the process, ending that season with a hat-trick in SAF's final game in charge of Man Utd.
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>>75861657
Argentina ain't white but you are right

Belgium holy shit what happen lol
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>>75866446
Still shrunk in big games. How many times has he played Chelsea and scored? United? Arsenal? Etc.... Choker.
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>>75867131
tbqhwy he's just there to open up americuck markets, pic related so you can go fap, good night
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>>75858416

i want to see lukaku&lacazette playing at same team
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>>75867286
He is the black Lavezzi
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