/pl/

>/pl/

based, someone finally got it

>/pl/
Just what we need

>7 days of football
Late days of the season are glorious for stuff like this

Are you going to watch your team win the league tonight /sp/?

>>75857424
>implying they won't draw tonight
Mourinho will win Chelsea another trophy on Sunday.

Remember when Tottenham lost 5-1 to a relegated Newcastle and finished below Arsenal

>/pl/
>implying english football generals on this board aren't entirely dead
Also, will this be the biggest transfer window in a long time?

So Fellani or Pogba; who's the best PL midfielder right now?

>>75857478
Remember how Newcastle also beat Spurs earlier in the season?

I hope Spurs get BTFO in their last WHL game. Sick of all the circlejerking over them.

>>75857478
*a relegated 10-man Newcastle

The same thing will happen again this year, they'll lose to a relegated Hull and finish third below City.

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>League One and Two clubs have voted to retain invited under-21 teams in the Checkatrade Trophy.

What an absolute pathetic shitshow the EFL is, there'll be B teams in the league within the decade. Not looking forward to them being absolutely toothless with the Allams next season.

reminder that it is, and will always be EPL

and you autists cant do anything about it

EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL EPL

>>75857540
>reminder that it is, and will always be EPL
Apart from it never has been

>>75857524
>complain
>vote to stick with it
Jesus christ

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I remember football.

>>75857550

Basically they've increased the overall prize money from £2m to £3m (paid for by the PL) and that's suckered most of the clubs, even though the attendances have been absolutely abysmal.

They've also relaxed the rules so the EFL teams don't get fined for playing too many kids, which were plain daft.

>Although the Friends Arena in Stockholm has a capacity of 50,000, United have been told not to expect an official allocation of more than 9,500, and even that figure could be reduced.

UEFA being ABU

>>75857589
Guarantee 30k will be for corporate cunts

>>75857606
They put some on general sale don't they?

I can imagine 9K to United, 9k to Ajax, 9K on general sale and the rest to corporate

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>Harry Redknapp signs one-year contract at @BCFC to continue as manager.

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>Arsenal will join Chelsea and Manchester United in the £50m race to sign Real Madrid's Spanish striker Alvaro Morata this summer. Morata, 24, has managed just 13 La Liga starts this season.(Sun)

Wales forward Gareth Bale, 27, is willing to move to Manchester United if Real Madrid decide to sell him in the summer. (Independent)

>Inter Milan are ready to double the salary Mauricio Pochettino earns at Tottenham Hotspur to make him their new head coach.(Football Italia)

Paul Lambert could quit as Wolves manager over plans for agent Jorge Mendes to handle the club's transfers. (Daily Telegraph)

>Atletico Madrid are interested in Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 30, and Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28. (Independent)

Newly promoted Brighton want to sign Liverpool's long-serving Brazilian midfielder Lucas Leiva, 30, for their first season in the Premier League. (Daily Mirror)

>Chelsea are considering selling the naming rights to their new stadium - but have told interested buyers they have to accept Stamford Bridge will stay in the name. (London Evening Standard)

And Blues fans have started an online petition - which has more than 5,000 signatures - for a 'John Terry Stand' at the new stadium. (London Evening Standard)

>Chelsea's players will receive a £5m bonus to be split among the squad if they clinch the Premier League title. (Times - subscription required)

Chelsea want 17-year-old German forward Jann-Fiete Arp, who has been tipped for a bright future at Hamburg.(Daily Mirror)

>Striker Mario Balotelli's contract when he was at Liverpool included a £1m bonus clause for not getting sent off three times in a season.(Daily Mail)

Arsenal are set to reassure manager Arsene Wenger they do not have plans to restrict his power. (Daily Telegraph)

>newcastle fans are allowed back in these threads

rip

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They should do one of these for Guardiola

>>75857724
link?
>>75857654
Enjoy being financially crippled buying Adebayor

>>75857724
He won 2 last year bub

>>75857734
sincespurslastwonatrophy.co.uk

howmanypremierleaguemedalshasstevengerrardwon.com

>>75857736
>Bayernwinslol
Truly an accomplishment that will ring through the ages

cundy vs newcastle fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1llX8a5Zo6o

>are you saying the championship is more competitive than the premier league
>it's more difficult to get out of
well.. the only way to get out of the prem is relegation

>>75857752
Imagine how shit a manager would have to be to not win the league with Buyern

>>75857775
>you now remember the 7 SEVEN pairs of trainers debacle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy47pO7kqJ4

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let the abc tears flow today

>>75857677
>Wales forward Gareth Bale, 27, is willing to move to Manchester United if Real Madrid decide to sell him in the summer.
Why don't former Tottenham players care about their club. Bale clearly doesn't care about them (he tweeted Walcott and Ramsey wishing them luck in the FA Cup final a couple of years ago) and now that they're better than ever, he still isn't interested in returning. When Fabregas left Barcelona and wanted to join the PL again, his first stop was Arsenal (who rejected him). Henry, Keown and Wright are openly Arsenal fans. Neville, Ferdinand and Scholes are openly Manchester United fans. Gary Lineker is openly a Leicester fan. Carragher and Gerrard are openly Liverpool fans. Why don't Tottenham have that same effect on their players?

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>>75857831
>flag

>>75857775
also
>city can't be competitive as they have a new manager and are therefore in transition
>chelsea aren't as the new manager has managed at the top level
top points

>>75857806
why did 606 threads disappear? why is everything so slow? is it time to leave?
>implying I can

>>75857858
I forgot, Drogba and Henry were both happy to return to Chelsea and Arsenal respectively after they left. And Lampard is openly a Chelsea fan too.

>>75857880
I rarely come to /sp/ anymore unless it's a big game, when you keep getting banned for anything marginally off topic you get fed up

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So, who will Leicester buy with the CL prize money? They desperately need more defenders seems like, and maybe get a back up for Okazaki as well

>>75857677
>Atletico Madrid are interested in Leicester striker Jamie Vardy

Like he is going to join after joining in the 'GIBRALTAR IS BRITISH' chants.

>>75857904
>They desperately need more defenders seems like
they needed to buy at least a rb and a cb last summer... tried to get one as both and sent him back in january

>there's a good possibility that there won't be a single Yorkshire-based team in the Premier League next year
Why are they so shit? Even the South West of England has a team and they're a bunch of inbred farmers.

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>>75858003
Why doesn't Kent or Cornwall have a team in the PL?

>>75858006
Has cornwall ever had a football league team?

>>75858006
Because Kent is filled with posh twats and and Cornwall is filled with inbreds, both of whom are shit at football.

>>75858039
No. The closest teams they have are Plymouth Argyle and Exeter in Devon.

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>>75857915
Didn't their head scout that compiled the dream team leave last year? Anyway, they should have their bearings straight this transfer break.

Shakes should buy Ro-Shaun from Man Utd (before Mouyes ruins him like any other youth player) and buy Jorge Mere from Dijon.

t. fm pro

>>75857858
It could be because they never won shit there so they consider them a stepping stone and nothing more.

>>75858063
I think the highest ranked team from Cornwall are Truro City, and they're in the Conference South. It's because anywhere down that way is an absolute ballache to get to, there's no motorways once you get past Exeter.

>>75858123
Why not just build more highways?

>>75858170
No point, they wouldn't get used

>>75857692
Haway

>>75858186
kys

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*walks towards the europa league*

>>75858210
full delusion

>>75858220
yeah nah, hughton is going to unexpose himself as a top-flight choker

>>75858006
it's all rugger and cricket toff cunts over there

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>>75858276
Yet, It's only been 1 year since a rugby town won the PL

>>75857589

Why does Sweden even have a 50k stadium

>>75858119
Linekar never won anything with Leicester. Fabregas never won anything with Arsenal.

>>75857677

Why is Morata so highly priced?

>>75858335
But Leicester allowed Linker to live out his nudist fantasies on public TV

>>75858288
The midlands has always had big football teams in England. Culturally they are not rugby towns. Leicester isn't even a town to start with.

>>75858384
Thought people would follow rugby more than football because the tigers seemed to be more successful than da foxes for a while

>>75858326
To invite friends around

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*carves curvaciously*

>>75858326
That's where the breeding happens en masse

>>75858407
Only places I can think that people follow Rugby more than football would be Gloucestershire and Bedford. Plus a load of northern towns liking rugby league

>>75858407
I lived in Leicester for many years and the tigers were sucessful back then too. Having a successful rugby team does not make it a rugby town. Majority of people in leicester don't give a shit about rugby

>>75858411

Too me a secod but that was a well constructed joke. Almost as if I was replying to myself

>>75858445
>Bedford
Is that because Luton hasn't been in top flight for decades now or the other way around?

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FUCKING ADDS ON MY /SP/ REEEEEEEEEEE

>>75858476
The fact it's a different place so they'd support their own team in rugby than another town's football team.
Also because Bedford is pretty much for pish london workers who don't want to live in london

>>75858485
>Not having abp

lmao

>>75858540
>having ABP
>not ublock

botnet lmao

>>75858540
I have ABP, right-clicking the ads on the bottom of the page and selecting "Block Element" does nothing

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>>75858540
>having abp
>not using ublock origin

>>75858347
Highest goal/minute plays ratio.
Good at solo counter.
Fast and tall.
Good looking.

>>75858549
He says while using Chrome.

>>75858485
i disable adblock for 4chan, since, you know, it costs money to run

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>>75858210

>>75858636
Maybe if they asked the staff to take a paycut?

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>>75858625
>not using Pale Moon/Waterfox/other meme firefox offshoots

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>>75858648
>>75858210

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>>75858674
How much are they getting paid again?

Since the title race is pretty much over, who's winning promotion through the playoffs?

>Reading vs Fulham
>Sheffield Wednesday vs Huddersfield Town

But West Brom is better then Leicester

>>75858485
Add support site

>>75858691
I fucking hate /vp/ moderaton. It warned me for announcing report but after that I got 5 consecutive replies accusing me of samefagging. So announcing report is nono but shitpost is yes? I curse him and his non-existent paycheck.

>>75858746
Fuck off cunt, Shakey is going to clear the name of English managers, first by getting them to 8th place.

>>75858674
what about the server cost

>>75858740
>QP Rangers, Blackburn and Wigan struggle at bottom
I wonder why team that got relegated suddenly went shit. Wait, why they have 24 teans? How do they play?

>>75858766
WB have and Swansea
Leicester have Totenham (remember Newcastle lol?)
Both have to deal with City

>>75858802
>How do they play?
11v11 just like any other football match

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>>75857375
>tfw you're back, but your local rivals are both already relegated

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>>75858802
This is what I got from looking how Champion Divison works
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39756431/englands-cheerleaders-are-world-champions

>>75858802
Swansea is playing to avoid relegation
Totenshit has players that have given up

>tfw you want hull to stay up because for some reason this really pisses off the owner

>>75858335
He was born in Leicester though, that count for something.
Fabregas at least got to play in a cl final, even if they lost, that count for something.

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arsenal are going to:
>finish below spurs
>lose out on top 4
>lose the FA cup final
>sell us da ox
>lose sanchez
>give wenger a 2 year contract


the absolute state of that club

>>75858802
>>75858842
What are you confused about?

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>>75858914
>Liverpool are unironically buying Hart

>>75858914
Why would Oxlaide-Chamberlain move to Liverpool? He's guaranteed a starting position at Arsenal whenever he's fit, he's earning more now than he'll earn at Liverpool and he gets to live in London instead of a shithole like Liverpool.

Ox is bollocks anyway. He's had an average couple of months which has been better than the usual utter shit performances he usually puts in, and people suddenly think he's a world-beater.

>>75858914
>wanting ox
How the mighty have fallen

i knew it would be embarrassing if liverpool finished top 4
their true customer nature would show in their sub-par signings. carrot on a stick. next year la

how will /sp/ react when liverpool choke 4th place away to wenger?

whos gonna pull through in playoff? Reading/Fulham/Huddersfield/Wednesday

>>75859124
HAHAHHAHAHA x10000

>>75859124
>w-we overachieved la
>Europa League was the aim la

>>75859065
>he gets to live in London

Just to make sure, you are including that as a selling point, right?

>>75859142
>tfw you want Huddersfield to, but you think it'll be Sheff Wed or Fulham

Probably Fulham.

>>75859142
>>75859142
Love Fulham and Huddersfield, can choose between the two. Both teams will have to strengthen substantially if they are looking to be promoted.


Also, who is PUMPED for Sunderland Swansea. Praying Swansea stays up

>>75859529
>tfw you only like Swansea because Paul Clement seems like a cool guy

>>75859526
>>75859529
Reading is definitely the worst team right?

>>75859529
Palace - Hull bigger match. Could make relegation 3 horse race

>>75859678
>Reading is definitely the worst team right?

I would say so because they've lost form at the worst possible time.
I'm still looking at Birmingham and wondering how they made so much of a fuck up.

>>75859702
Chinese owners thinking they knew better than the manager

During Zola's tenure, he won as many games at St Andrews as Rowett did

>>75859702
>Birmingham stayed up because Huddersfield threw a game
>Forest stayed up because of ultimate refball
Blackburn must be pissed

CONTE >POOP CONTE >MOUYES CONTE >FLOPP CONTE >MEMECHETTINO CONTE >WAGNER CONTE >POOP CONTE >MOUYES CONTE >FLOPP CONTE >MEMECHETTINO CONTE >WAGNER CONTE >POOP CONTE >MOUYES CONTE >FLOPP CONTE >MEMECHETTINO CONTE >WAGNER CONTE >POOP CONTE >MOUYES CONTE >FLOPP CONTE >MEMECHETTINO CONTE >WAGNER CONTE >POOP CONTE >MOUYES CONTE >FLOPP CONTE >MEMECHETTINO CONTE >WAGNER CONTE >POOP CONTE >MOUYES CONTE >FLOPP CONTE >MEMECHETTINO CONTE >WAGNER CONTE >POOP CONTE >MOUYES CONTE >FLOPP CONTE >MEMECHETTINO CONTE >WAGNER CONTE >POOP CONTE >MOUYES CONTE >FLOPP CONTE >MEMECHETTINO CONTE >WAGNER

>>75859678
Reading are awful, if they go up they'll out-shit Derby next season

>>75859807
>tfw we stopped Sunderland being the byword for shit
At least we never broke our own record for shitness

>>75859746
>During Zola's tenure, he won as many games at St Andrews as Rowett did

That is fucking criminal. People seriously underestimate the Championship and think it's a cakewalk to get out of. It's like joining the CoS, easy to get into, but a real fuck on to get out of.

>>75859786
>tfw Forest refballed your team

Bastards. I only had a soft spot for them because of based Clough. I did feel pretty sorry for Blackburn though, they've got awful fucking owners in los pollos hermanos. This guy has probably offed himself by now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePGgHqUnRJg

>>75859124
I think Man Shitty is the more likely team to choke to Arselel.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up709wDuW9U

>Moyes

>>75859841
>People seriously underestimate the Championship and think it's a cakewalk to get out of
Look at Leeds, how much did they think they were going to win the play-offs and get promoted this season and they went and imploded, winning 1 of their last 8 games including losing to Burton. Speaking of Clough, Nigel now has 7 wins out of 8 against Leeds as a manager, some sort of karma for how his dad was treated by them

>>75859925
>tfw you remember falling for the too big to go down meme

I remember people talking about Leeds battling for automatic promotion and if that failed they would "definitely win the playoffs" and that was when there was only about 7 or 8 games left. That's the thing with the Championship though, there's so few points between the teams you can be 3rd one week and 14th the next just because you hit a blip. It's a wild old ride.
I half wish they would go back to

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I can't decide who to triple captain

>>75857563
If >we don't win >our 2 next games... CL is over.

IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
YOU LOOK IN THE DUSTBIN FOR SOMETHING TO EAT
YOU FIND A DEAD RAT AND YOU THINK IT'S A TREAT
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS

>>75857775
This andy goldstein sounds like such a fucking plastic cunt, let me check which team he supports

>man u customer with a cockney accent

you can't make this shit up lmao

>>75857775
Jesus christ

>spend 80 million in january
>get relegated
>narrowly scraping a league win thanks to bottle job seagulls

How is this even supposedly an achievement? They are in the top ten most wealthy clubs in the world for fuck sake.

>>75861598
>>spend 80 million in january

tbf they sold more than they spent over the last two seasons iirc

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>>75857806
>you like your trainers

He reminds me so much of Karl, top fucking kek

>>75861625
It still speaks volumes of what stature the club has. How are you going to even defend, let alone celebrate, them barely earning a promotion?

I always knew Brighton would slip, but blow a 7 point lead with 3 to go? That still boggles the mind.

Will Chelsea be awarded the trophy tonight if they win, or next game at home?

>>75862239
It's given on the last home game of the season. If the PL is decided on the last day and the winning team is away, then it's presented there.

>>75862239
Probably last game against Sunderland.

>>75862272
>>75862282
Alright thanks.

>>75862272
A team cannot have their last two matches be away matches?

>>75862326
In that case then it's just the last game of the season I think. Seems like a very rare case.

>>75862326
Where did he say that? Tottenham's last two games are away fixtures. If they can't present the trophy during the last home fixture then they present it during the last away fixture.

>>75862347
>>75862354
Thanks lads.

>>75862272
>If the PL is decided on the last day and the winning team is away, then it's presented there.
Have they got two trophies?

>>75862383
They bring it in via helicopter and both teams have those stands ready. I think there was a bit of a delay for Man City in 2012 because it was decided so late.

Fuck me North London is degenerate. Speak fucking English you twats, you're not in Jamaica you wannabe cringelord fucks.

>>75862184
>you are now aware David Stockdale was directly responsible for Brighton losing 5 points

>>75857806
you can tell it's true precisely because of how defensive savage gets

>>75858210
*chokes towards the premier league*

What do you if you are dam tired but it's too early to sleep?

>>75862669
hit the bottle

>>75862669
Well you should drink like a normal fucking potato man

>>75862417
West is best. Now and forever

>>75862695
Which is the worst?

>>75862383
Yes, they keep a spare just in case there are two teams able to win the league on the final day. In the case where there are more than two teams that can win on the final day, they borrow the trophy from a previous champion for the presentation.

>>75862184
Complacency creeps up on you if you aren't careful anon

>>75862706
1. West
2. South-west
3. North-east
4. East
5. South
6. South-east
7. North
.
.
.
.
999. North west

>>75859890
I'm guessing they are in financial trouble and couldn't fire him because they gave him a contract that would see him well compensated.

The decent thing to do would've been to resign.

>>75858838
>both
Sunderland and...?

>>75863682
Middlesbrough.

>la shitta della watford
They are fucking rubbish, holy shit.

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Fuck, Ryan Mason looks so different ;_;

https://youtu.be/qiKd484nrcU

I can't see him playing again for some time, seems like he spent two months incapable of doing anything

Crowd trouble at the Chelsea match.

>>75864782
have you not got the message that nobody likes you here?

cant wait until you get relegated so you can go attention whore somewhere else

>>75864827
Leave Hull alone!

>>75864827

>cant wait until you get relegated so you can go attention whore somewhere else

Aha, not a chance silly dickhead

>>75864782
>trainspotting 2 reject

Chelsea are championes las.

>>75864827
I like him. But at least you've taken off your trip, 190cm.

Next season will be exciting won't it lads?

>>75865074
Sunderland v Swansea tomorrow.
Palace v Hull.

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>>75865138
Yeah Chelsea will win again it and will be fantastic. I am ready for it and I want to feel fantastic.

What a boring season this turned out to be. Title decided quickly. Top 4 basically done. 2/3 relegation spots done. Very likely that there will be nothing to play for on the last day of the season.

Looks like the sequence of boring, non boring seasons has been broken.

>>75865138
Of course. It's an even-numbered season; they're always better.

>>75865205
>Looks like the sequence of boring, non boring seasons has been broken.
What are you talking about? Odd numbered seasons are the boring ones

>>75865205
Top 4 could still be interesting.

>>75865245
Woops, I went full retard there.

>>75865205
What? Leicester was last season. That was exciting. This is actually a better season than I was expecting. I thought it would be like two years ago when the league was won by like ten points.

By the way, Chelsea have apparently done it now.

>>75865205
A dog is for life, not just the end of the season

>>75865254
Not really. United are pretty much out of contention and Arsenal are one draw/loss away from being out of contention (and their next game is Stoke away, where they always fail).

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>>75865205

There's been so many shit teams this season there's no way we should be in touching distance.

Makes me even more angry that we basically threw away the first half of the season with barely any players and a caretaker manager. Allams eh.

>>75865304
That points difference between 7th and 8th is incredible.

>>75865318
I'd say the points difference between 8th and 15th is even more incredible.

>>75865304
And yet you've still spent more time top of the league than spurs

>>75865304
Given that Arsenal always, always get 4th, who will miss out on the Champions League this season? I can't imagine it being Man City, and yet Liverpool look even less likely to choke it away.

>>75865304
I'd happily trade West Brom for Hull or Sunderland. West Brom are such a shit club.

>>75865304
>Man United went 26 games unbeaten and earnt 2 more points than city over that time

Are we gearing up for the biggest transfer window in a long time?

>>75865468
Probably.

>>75865468
Maybe

>>75865420
City have harder fixtures than Liverpool but Liverpool only have to drop one point. Having said that, Arsenal has the hardest remaining fixtures out of the three.

>>75865304
>yfw City and Arse frogleap Liverpool into 3nd and 4sth.

I'm surprised at how little British Chelsea fans exist on /sp/.

Can someone explain this meme to me?

>Twitter account with name like @KlassyKane, @PalePogba or @CuntyCosta
>profile pic of the related player who they also roleplay as
>basically use the profile to post abuse on real players' Twitters, shitty FIFA Ultimate Team memes and LADbible videos

>>75866441
mental disabilities

alternately, teenagers

>>75865597
What else do you expect from a plastic club? Are you surprised about the lack of British Manchester City fans too?

>>75864782

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4500974/Ryan-Mason-like-bomb-going-head.html

Wasted muscle and a dozen metal plates in his head.

>>75865597
Nobody really cares because Chelsea won the title months ago

>>75866441
They're the worst. 15 year olds hiding behind an epic username dishing out shit banter that even /sp/ will cringe at.

>>75865284
The league was also won by ten points last season. Looks like we'll see a repeat this season.

>>75867204
The only reason there was a ten point gap last season was because Spurs collapsed magnificently and came third in a two horse race. Leicester didn't walk the league as comfortably as Chelsea did this year.