Hello Darkness, our old friend. I missed you dearly yesterday (can't speak for everyone else though).
Tonight's starters: Hughes vs Holland.
First pitch 7:10PM CST.
And for the ones that want this info. Personally, Timmy should bat lower.
Lets go Holland!
ready for another great day of white sox baseball
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Holland regression incoming?
>abroo
what the fuck man, just dh already
>>75849976
If you value your sanity, please go while you still can. Otherwise, welcome aboard.
Goddammit Abroo.
oh nice we're back home so these will actually be unearned runs now
fuck you baltipoor scorer
botched DP to runs
never saw THAT before ugh
thanks abroo
we dutch tank now
all those runs need to be unearned cause of abroo though
Glad to see the day off didn't throw us off our tanking mojo.
F
Onwards to Seth Beer!
Well the good news is none of those runs were earned
>abroo
>p2c: Abreu
More like pick to suck
>>75850279
baltinigger scorer would have said "you can't assume the double play hurr" and made those all earned
>white sox are a bunch of mandrama faggots
pls no
>>75850279
holland definitely sucks today still
shit. that was earned
Run away Austria bro, run away!
Holy Christ Holland
regressions a bitch
rip trade value
Hello tank
Hello Darkness, I see you're here to stay.
It's amazing that the sox this year are doing the nosedive at pretty much the same time it happened last year
I mean what are the odds?
tWINS
avi down to .333
>>75850651
Avi can't carry the team on his back on his own.
sheesh timmay
Make Ozzie the play by play announcer.
>>75850785
>he calls the players faggots and pansies every 10 seconds
Hearing that 162 games a year might be a bad idea. Not to say he's wrong though. I'm sure he'd spend 5 innings talking about how first basement need to know how to catch the fucking ball.
>>75850873
>first basement
Yeah, I'm checking out.
had him 1-2 and walked him
can we just die already
AVIHITS
Cancel post game show
BYRON
BUSTON
thanks buxton
holy shit
Lmao Davidson
dang. well take that
"would be tied right now if it wasn't for abroo being a faggot"-Ozzie doing play by play, probably
>>75851617
>calls people faggots
>>75851678
Remember when he called Jay Mariotti a fag? Good times.
Chip away boys come on
AYYY melky finally gets a hit as leadoff
Name ONE game tge sox have played in the last 2 or 3 seasons where they actually came back on top in a losing game.
They NEVER make comebacks
MILKMAN
The hero the White Sox need right now.
>>75852113
That one shields vs tigers game
>>75852113
White Sox-Tigers game last year. Sox were down 7-0, won it in extras.
>>75852272
Should Holland go back out for the 6th?
dicks
>>75852342
Do you trust the bullpen? Bellisario scarred me for life.
well the cruel bug of regression bit holland, lets see swarzak
>steve making jokes about death
THE FORMER BUST MATT DAVIDSON
There we go
DAVIDSON
that shit was outta here
I want to believe
ROBERT DAVIDSON
not today false hope, not today.
>>75852847
Get the bleach ready
>bunting
timmah
>0.00 ERA
>.100 BABIP
Swarzak is a fluke...right?
Where the fuck was that during the first?
>>75853046
Channeling some JJ Putz or something
fucking
swarzak to khanle
Renteria wants to win this game!
Is khanle usually such a mess??
don't regress Kahnle, not until after we trade you
thank fuck that was foul
>>75853652
Avi would have reached it if it wasn't foul. Then again, it being foul allowed Kahnle to get another strike out and increase his trade value that much more.
When are we going to let go of Dan Jennings?
>>75853735
Who replaces him?
Timmay pls
>>75853762
I'll do it.
>>75853821
Best of luck to you.
up to the bottom of the lineup now
we literally just need a base hit
sox fucking pls
what a shit swing
The curse of false hope
horrible lower line up
>one guy swings at an obvious ball 4
>next guy up looks at obvious strike 3
I'm not suprised
The false hope is cruel
white sox
Come on, DR. Victor Robles is on the line.
well at least nurse is looking good
>nurse strikes out the side with a Nats scout in town
There's a bright spot.
>>75854096
If we get him, we're going to call him >gobbles every time he fucks up. It is written
welp die or die time
at least we can say the bp killed it and they at least tried to fight back
Kintzler completely BTFO the white sox
>>75854219
but his name isnt pronounced that way
it would be more like
>Goebels
>>75854256
BP as in bullpen? They gave up one run. How about 4 unearned runs?
>>75854276
Still calling him >gobbles
goddamn it salad
please abroo
that pitch has been a ball all night
>>75854278
I think "killed" in that sense is that they managed to hold their shit together, and that pitchers like Beck didn't touch the game.
Last shot, here we go.
>>75854278
I mean they killed it as in had a very good showing. even jennings
>>75854315
>>75854323
Well shit, I'm dumb.
So stupid
and losah
gg twins
fuck sake how the fuck do you not fucking score with men on 2nd and 3rd with only one fucking out
fucking narv and leury
MVP: Jose Abreu and his ability to catch the fucking ball.
gg Twins.
>>75854096
We ain't getting Robles. If we're lucky maybe Juan Soto is on the cards
welp
>>75854337
It's all right. Drinking bleach while watching the Sox is a staple and it does that to people. We all do it.
>>75854350
>yet another Soto
>>75854349
cant wait till we trade frazier so he can be permanent DH
so much false hope this game makes it more painful than if it was just a 7-2 blowout
I don't think I can watch this team anymore to be honest. It's been too long and too many years. I could be doing something else with my time, anything.
>>75854520
Embrace the suffering friend.
I mean I'm also a bears and bulls fan. This stuff is just. It kills you on the inside but you still do it.
>>75854520
I'm already beyond past saving. Might as well make everything as painful and miserable as possible.
If we don't get our shit together now and get back above .500 this season is over