OFFICIAL SPURS V ROCKETS GAME THREAD

>>75849627
kik

mods delete thread, other one was first

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Danny Green inspiring our youth

Watch my thread guys, Imma cook up some grub real quick

>>75849654
nvm other guy deleted it

This is the true thread, only person to say which is better is our German poster

>>75849654
this isn't going to work if both of you tell everyone to go to the other's thread out of some weird texan tendency to maintain politeness until you're at your threshold for violent outbursts

also 1st for beard death

I hope harden tears his fucking ACL this game

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Spur will get btfo today

Fuck San Antonio

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>>75849712
What gave it away? The lack of TP?

houston """"culture"""""""

>niggers
>katrina refugees
>zero urban planning leading to floods
>DJ screw
>dead since 2000
>SPM
>in jail since 2002
>DJ Screw understudies
>irrelevant aside from 2005-2006 when their sound was """hot"""
>economic migrants
>smog
>humidity
>shitty skyline

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>>75849712
wow really?
How did you come to that conclusion?

Is there any fucking way Spurs somehow win today?

>kawhi not playing

part of me thinks this is just all part of pop's master plan to have him completely rested for golden state. Rest him the last 2 games of the series knowing houston probably won't win two in a row with their streaky shooting, then come in guns blazing vs the warriors next round.

what do you think? Is kawhi really too injured to play or is pop on some next level shit?

Fuck the Rockets desu but fuck the Warriors most of all imho

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
https://twitter.com/spurs/status/862798504078569472

>>75849760
If LMA does as good as last years west semis

>>75849627
What's his name again?

>>75849776
nooooooo

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R/a/wkits!

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>>75849605
>Kawaii is dead
>Parker is dead
>Nene is dead

Why wont Curry die already when he's always an injury prone player early in his caeer.

>>75849754
>DJ screw
i mean that isn't bad for the like, fourth most important city in texas

>>75849770
Suprised Pop isn't making him suit up and sit on the bench just to keep No D Anthony guessing like they did with Tony against the second GSW game this regular season.

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>>75849731
>>75849757
>spur damage control already
Lmao

>>75849712
can someone give me a quick rundown of what is going on in this photograph?

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r8 my pre-rockets celebration snack

Ear rape

>>75849818
I'm jelly/10

>>75849818
>4:3 monitor

What year is this

>>75849818
not bad but you have to include a beverage for full critique

>>75849818
Looks tasty

>>75849841
He drinks Piss from that bottle in the back

>>75849810
kawhi is the illuminati

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lmao steph is probably fucking his hot wife right now meanwhile these niggas still have 2 more games LMFAO

>>75849840
>tfw my mouse is worth more than my monitor

>>75849855
Take the nearest plane and crash it

>>75849855
steph curry is a virgin

KANGZ

I GOT I GOT I GOT

How the fuck do Spurs win

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>>75849855
>Curry's wife
>hot
average at best desu senpai-tachi

>>75849878
ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA

Juice unit + Bertans headlining the bench crew will make a game of this. Soon as Pau sits we fly, turbo boost nigger bitch yo jumpshot is dry

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ALL
THOSE
EMPTY
SEATS

>>75849818
>vaping
Average Rockets fan, ladies and gentlemen.

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>>75849855
Meh she fat, mom's hotter

Why is the arena so empty, lads?

>all those empty seats

pop is tanking a playoff game ayy lmao

How come Houstonites can't be punctual?

Where are the fans??

LMAO THE STANDS ARE FUCKING EMPTY

>this empty crowd in an elimination game

lmao

>>75849900
Traffic. houston has toll roads and.shiiietz

>>75849894
rich fags are pretty fair weather here

they have better things to do than show up on time apparently

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>>75849627
>>75849666
>>75849781

This is the fakest game of the playoffs thus far.

Silver told Pop to sit Kawhi so this would go to a game 7.

Houston is a nigger city
San Antonio is a beaner city

Both of you are disgraces to Texas.

>harden already throwing the game

>>75849925
>>75849925
Have you been to SA? the mexicants get over the river

DANNY BLOCK

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>>75849923
ACTIVATE IT

>>75849923
Yeah well looks like Houston hasn't gotten the memo yet

Kawhi a lil bitch for not playing

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>>75849923
>>75849936

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>>75849781
doorstop wee wee?

Aldridge has absolutely no perimeter defence
If Green gets hot the Spurs are done

>black vs grey jerseys
Am I the only one that's finding it really fucking annoying?

>>75849818
>snack
how much do you weigh

why is it so quiet in there

it's a PLAYOFF ELIMINATION GAME

FUCKING LEL

>>75849956
I really hate these meme jerseys

>5 minutes in
>empty seats still clearly visible
wtf? have they given up?

>Spurs up
Lol rockets gave up

>>75849962
That snack is around 200 calories

TURNOGRE COUNT HEATING UP

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>cover up the empty seats with t-shirts to make it seem like you have fans

lmao taking a page out of the Miami Heat book

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houston is fucking garbage lmao

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>>75849973

the rockets are getting raped in the post and on the boards

>>75849978
Is that not meat?

>Harden already has 2 TO

Why is that stadium so goddamn empty?

You're all retarded. Nobody has their fans in the seat 3 minutes into a game. We aren't a flyover city like Choklahomo where there is nothing else going on in the city.

>>75849984
ha ha, I didn't notice that, I just thought their empty seats were red

>ROCKUCKS
>KAWHI
>HARDEN

LITERALLY LMAOING

THREE MEMES EXPOSED IN THE SAME NIGHT

Good good soft hackacapella, another shitty rox possession

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>SLEEVED JERSEYS

>>75849994
Houston is low energy

G
A B S O L U T E L Y
S
E
D

>>75849978
>200 calories
yeah per bite

>>75850008
Are better looking, only fat people hate sleeved jerseys because tight clothing looks like shit on fat people.

>>75849984
They do that so that the fans put them on later, I guess these will end up at good will or ship them to africa

here come the jabroni fouls

>>75850020
>tfw no one got a shot of her tits

>pau gasol gets bodied by an overweight shooting guard

>>75849999
Except its more than halfway through the qtr

Yo why are Hardens nipples always erect

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>>75850009
official drink of the Houston Chuckets

>spamming ugly pictures of spics 2 minutes into the game
triangled. reported. snowmanned.

>>75850020
>>75850011
>>75850000
>>75849989
Dude stop spamming these ugly bitches, this is your final warning

>>75850037
Dawane Wade

>mcdonalds with there meme burgers again

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>>75849962
it's the only thing I've eaten today

being a poor college student is suffering

>>75850037
I almost forgot about Guac man

>>75850042
>>75850043
this, ban his retard ass

>>75849627
This my favorite meme

>shut up and drive

rockets need to take a fucking tip

Don't listen to them, keep spamming average and mildly attractive spicettes, no one will do shit

Oh look, the stands are full now. Dumbasses

>>75850088
>full now
>still visibly empty seats as far as the eye can see

kek are you blind or just a retarded cockshits fan?

>>75850088
no they're not those are t-shirts lol

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>>75850043

Go fuck yourself retard

Since it's early will someone explain the origin of the door stopper pee-pee to me please

>>75850088
yeah full of muslims

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It's only 7pm, traffic is still shit

>first flop

>>75850115
some instagram whore claimed harden has a little dick like a doorstopper

google "james harden candy deepthroat"

OH SHIT

>city of no fans Pooston

>>75849896

his mom is like a 5/10. She's hot in that she's still fit and not saggy or decrepit despite being 50, but she's not anything special

>>75850025
i would post but shes underage

i dont know if cleavage counts as cp

Houston is a city full of professionals, it takes us time to get to the game after getting off of work. We aren't a welfare city like San Antonio

THE JUIC3

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we dont need kawhi

do people not know that the arena is in very middle of 4 mil pop. city and it's a Thursday?

Wait. . with no homer fans, who's gonna tell refs they suck??

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all those empty seats

>>75850132
Lol that's too perfect thank you

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>>75850149
>Houston is a city of professionals
That's not how you spell "niggers"

>>75850147
>underage
she looks about 30 desu

This game just confirmed both Harden and Kawhi Leonard are frauds compared to WestGOD

Can't wait till the rocket start shooting memes every possession to comeback

>>75850118
>your fans dont leave early so you can get in on time

Disgusting

lmao, are we really losing to spurs without kawhi?

well i'd rather lose desu, atleast we wont get swept by the warriors

When will D'antoni learn that his system won't win a ring lmao. Team defense wins champions

>>75850149
>>75850163
houston has given up, this series is over

>>75850168
nigga go get a hd stream at /r/nbastreams

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>NO TIMMY
>NO PARKER
>NO KAWHI
>LITERALLY A BUNCH OF D LEAGUE PLAYERS AND OLD MEN
>GETTING BTFO

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE MEME NO DEFENSE PRINGLES MAN

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE DOORKNOB PEE PEE FLOOPY FREETHROWS MAYMAY BEARD


>NO TIMMY
>NO PARKER
>NO KAWHI
>LITERALLY A BUNCH OF D LEAGUE PLAYERS AND OLD MEN
>GETTING BTFO

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE MEME NO DEFENSE PRINGLES MAN

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE DOORKNOB PEE PEE FLOOPY FREETHROWS MAYMAY BEARD
>NO TIMMY
>NO PARKER
>NO KAWHI
>LITERALLY A BUNCH OF D LEAGUE PLAYERS AND OLD MEN
>GETTING BTFO

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE MEME NO DEFENSE PRINGLES MAN

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE DOORKNOB PEE PEE FLOOPY FREETHROWS MAYMAY BEARD
>NO TIMMY
>NO PARKER
>NO KAWHI
>LITERALLY A BUNCH OF D LEAGUE PLAYERS AND OLD MEN
>GETTING BTFO

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE MEME NO DEFENSE PRINGLES MAN

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE DOORKNOB PEE PEE FLOOPY FREETHROWS MAYMAY BEARD


>NO TIMMY
>NO PARKER
>NO KAWHI
>LITERALLY A BUNCH OF D LEAGUE PLAYERS AND OLD MEN
>GETTING BTFO

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE MEME NO DEFENSE PRINGLES MAN

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE DOORKNOB PEE PEE FLOOPY FREETHROWS MAYMAY BEARD
>NO TIMMY
>NO PARKER
>NO KAWHI
>LITERALLY A BUNCH OF D LEAGUE PLAYERS AND OLD MEN
>GETTING BTFO

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE MEME NO DEFENSE PRINGLES MAN

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE DOORKNOB PEE PEE FLOOPY FREETHROWS MAYMAY BEARD
>NO TIMMY
>NO PARKER
>NO KAWHI
>LITERALLY A BUNCH OF D LEAGUE PLAYERS AND OLD MEN
>GETTING BTFO

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE MEME NO DEFENSE PRINGLES MAN

BWHAAHWHAWHHAHAWHA LE DOORKNOB PEE PEE FLOOPY FREETHROWS MAYMAY BEARD

spurs are playing with insane confidence. rockets are so shook

JAUNTY STEAL FOR THE DANNY DRIVE

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>THE CITY OF HOUSTON

Shit's over. Soften and Bev have given up.

>Har_en has 3 turnovers

Pops being goat as usual
>rest kawii for warriors
>have everyone else pull thier wieght and beat le free man by taking advantage of the rockets expectation of the spur as of now
>worse comes, kawii is fully rested to btfo bread man in g7

>>75850202
what

>>75850183
Jobs are more important than watching some grown men play a child's game, I know, a person on welfare like you wouldn't know this. This game started when most people are just getting off work and haven't even gotten home yet to change clothing

THE FUCK IS UP WITH HOUSTON

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how is this happening without kawaii

>playing this lazy and pathetic on an elimination game

How is this allowed for a professional?

>>75850132
>believing anything a scorned woman says

smfh

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>>75850202
oops

>when you realize kawhi is a downgrade

Jaunty trying to pull a Cojo so early, not even mad, the balls on this kid

SAY LIVE AND LET DIE

>>75850220
get off your phone james

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>>75850193
>nigga

>>75850229
nice milkers

>>75850224
top kek

HOW THE FUCK DO SPURS DO IT

>>75850229

Delicious brunette.

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Daily reminder bbiq > memechuck

be sure to work on your fundamentals every day /nba/

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>>75850224
Felt good seeing Artest knock that flopping POS

>>75850214
>He works till 6pm
>he is the epitome of a wageslave

atleast westbrook would've gone down fighting if he was getting sweeped. this is pathetic

>>75850220
I gave the origin of the meme.
I did not give any indication as to whether I believed her.

HOW ARE THE FUCKING SPURS DOING IT

wtf this game is lit

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Houston women > San Antonio women

hehehe it's so stupid and gay how these guys are going to games with their cute girlfriends, who needs that?

they're missing out without stats and the great commentary on this site ehehehe

i bet they're wasting so much time explaining the rules to their girlfriends since girls don't know sports very well

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>soften
>rackets
>pooston

>>75850269
They look like generic rich sluts covered in makeup. How is that hot?

/r/ing a stream

>>75850269
Those are trannies

>>75850259
I gave you the benefit of the doubt. Just talking in general, since it became a thing, though maybe it became a thing only ironically

>>75850283
you are a virgin autist

>>75850286
and?

>>75850285
http://eplstreams. club/na.php?id=0041600236&feed=1&cam=0

i got u senpai

>>75850283
This

The spurs women were natural cuties, these women look plastic and fake.

>LE REDDIT BEARD FLOP MAN

Why don't the Rockets ever wear their default home and away unis?

Hey Doris is back in the best coast courtside

>Har_en's D making Aldridge's offense look good
Am I in a different timeline?

>>75850257
the game just started, the 1st quarter isnt even over yet.

>>75850269

>Get a bunch of ugly spics in the spic center
>Get qts and beauties in Houston

I know where to go now.

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guys just start shooting from half court

>>75850214
Doesn't Houston have a rail line now? No excuse when you can just go around traffic.

You guys think they see each other's dicks in the locker room and walk around with no towels after games? lol sports are so fucking gay hahahaha like how is this normal for a heterosexual man to be around naked men all the time? I bet Harden is shy of his peepee

>>75850306
this is a game you wanna end early because you need to rest up for a difficult away game 7

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>>75850315
>using public transportation

WHO IS THIS SAM DEKKER FELLA?

>>75850264
would arrange marriage

>>75850317

T H E L E A F
H
E

L
E
A
F

>>75850317
he should be more ashamed of his teeth

>>75850317
Football players probably

>>75850295
lmao cope harder. They look like shit dude.

who the fuck is this BYU mayo pale skin FUCK anyways?

where did you find this guy, at the MAYONNAISE STORE?

mufuggin white ppl yall

100 100 clap clap

>empty parking lot

DEKKER A LEGEND

DEKKER MVP

does clutch go to /fit/?

GINOBILIIIIIII

Firmly poised and in control

dat enthusiasm

AHHH ITS ALWAYS A FUCKING DUMBASS FROM THE BENCH WHO MESSES SHIT UP

FUCKING SPURS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHE
AHHHHHHHHH

>>75850355
No people who are in actual shape go to /fit/. Broscience central.

>>75850344
nah dawg it's the traffic, didn't you see the flowing cars on the highway by the stadium?

i mean it's a fucking PARKING LOT on that highway, that's what it is

Dekker confirmed scrub of the night

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Give me a (you) if you want Becky Hammond to sit on your face

Did they deport every illegal Cockets fan?

>>75850322
but the game goes on for the same amount of time no matter what.

all i'm saying is that it's too early to come to conclusions, which it is.

>>75850297
much obliged

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>>75850251

Does anyone here actually discuss the game? The rockets are passing on open shots and playing the Spurs game, slow and steady

>>75850372
Ayy I'll have half a labia

>>75850372
Becky eye fucking le holocaust man

this is so fucking strange, a WC semifinals elimination game

with 1/2 the seats empty, no energy on either team, and a bunch of D-leaguers fucking around

Wow Pop didn't answer his questions like an autistic manchild this time

>>75850385
no they're not, the spurs are not giving them open shots

Gregg Cuckovich

nba fans are dogshit
>no pyro
>no massive flags
>no singing

Finish your shitty irrelevant series already. It doesn't matter who wins, both of you are getting swept by the Warriors. Stop fighting over who gets to get shit on. It's sorta like how California shits all over Texas

>>75850394
Welcome to the NBA in Glumpf's America friend.

>US is now deporting illegal mexicans
>suddenly Houston and San Antonio arenas are empty as fuck even during playoffs

hmm....interesting pattern

>>75850326
Yeah, I know, it was a "joke". And I've been squeezed into the Red Line to SXSW before.

>>75850394
IT's odd how both teams decided to sit their best player

>>75850394
>no energy on Spurs
nigger its a layupfest with both teams playing small

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>all of those empty seats

>>75850403
3rd worlders have to do all this to distract themselves because the actual sport is boring as shit

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>>75850411
Do better Leaf

HOUSTON BTFO

houston wants to go on vacation early

>>75850394
No one actually likes houston

>$1 beer
>still cant get people to come

lmao

>>75850269
MOMMY

you know who i expected to play major minutes in game 6 of this series?

kyle "slow mo" anderson

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Spurs Offense:
>Ball Movement
>Back to the basket
>Shooting only when wide open
>Midrange jumpers

Rockets Offense:
>one pass and then shoot memechuck lmao

Why aren't we rooting for San Antonio to win it all again?

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>this white boy anderson trying to shoot 3s

KEEP DOING IT

That happy kyle anderson lol he's so happy to be there

>rocoket s

>>75850428
those "fans" are an embarrassment

>>75850440
lol really

This is fucking embarrassing

Spurs are dodging so many bullets fucking lel

WHAT IS GOING ON

>>75850415

It's nothing, Justin Trudeau.

Oh look, a refugee.

I saw Kyle smiling
RIP Htown

>spurs winning without kawhi
>harden getting BTFO

why the fuck were these two EVER in the MVP conversation?

only true MVP's were westbrook and lebron all along. Everyone else is system babbies, and would you look at that. Pop's system is just better.

>>75850449
Spurs offense:
Isoball Kawhi and LMA

>>75850449
I'm rooting spurs, but Lebron to win it all because he's cool.

Rockets 3 point meme magic is fading!

>spurs up 13
>no parker, kawhi

Pop is a goddamn genius

I can't believe I bought beer for this "game"

>>75850406
If the Warriors win, I won't know who I would hate most, but I think I'd rather see LeBronie get another no-ring.

PATT33333333333333

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

*BREATHES*

BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA

don't worry guys, they'll shoot out of their slump, they just have to find the rhythm

give em 10 or 15 more 3 attempts each, they'll get it

>>75850428
why do people not care about sports in houston? what do they do instead?

What the fuck is D'Antoni doing?

>>75849855
you know that your entire country lives in its own filth right? posting on here wont change that monkey

>>75850440
>$1 beer
is this for real?

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>all these empty seats

how can you fucking give up like this AT HOME? what a pathetic "superstar" and "mvp"

HAHAHAHAHA

SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU POP

>Rockets being Rocketed

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>>75850411
>Glumpf
GLORBALD FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!

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NO KAWHI
NO PARKER
A BUNCH OF LITERAL WHO'S

>>75850490
Remember that time the Cleveland Indians did like dime beer night and the drunk fans literally rioted?

Why does Houston have so many Asians? Yao Ming?

>>75850411
>leaf banter
embarrasing

>>75850481
>go on my beer walk as my weekend starts
>expect a neat playoff game
>get empty seats and a blow out

its /sportsbar/ time

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>>75850491
h-hi zeke :3

Nice sport and playoffs you have here NBA. Sure is entertaining stuff kek

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HOUSTON GETTING BTFO

will Pop play Kawhi in garbage time?

>>75850490
only before the game, sadly

it would be disastrous if it was the whole game

based simmons

>>75850509
SHORTY WANNA BALL WIT THE TEAM

Will small ball ever recover?

welp, it's over

Last two digits of my post is how much the Rockets lose by

Harden is a fraud

>Spurs are 7-1 without Leonard

just trade this scrub, he's holding the team down

>Tfw no ball signed by Bev

so is the Kawhi Leonard meme officially over? Anyone can look good in Popovich's system

Just give LeBron the MVP

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>>75850517
Yeh it's entertaining when a D-leauge team is destroying a third seed

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>Spurs blowing the Rockets out without Kawhi
Does this prove that Pop is the actual MVP not Kawhi? You wouldn't see the Cavs or the Thunder blow out the Rockets without LeBron/Westbrook

>>75850521
it would be a good explanation for the empty seats if they wanna make the exception for tonight

why is harden chocking?

>>75850538
Oy vey

this sport is shit im becoming a hockey fan instead

first gotta find out how to make the puck appear on my tv, is there a way to make it glow a bright color?

Im so gratified I lost sleep for this game

>>75850538
HAHAHA

>>75850514
I would but I just moved to a new city and don't have /sportsfriends/ yet

Wanna know how fucking advanced Pop is?

He benched Kawhi so everyone else can get a rhythm before the warriors series and it's working to perfection.

>lose game 6 with kawhi sitting
>play "sabotage" by beastie boys

what are they trying to say? does the PA guy know what's really going on here?

>>75850372
GIVE ME THAT BECKY

>>75850509
viets mostly

>>75850308

Go wherever you want, it's over baws.

>>75850555
Harden isn't playing tonight

>>75850558
stop being stupid and learn to watch the players

>>75850558
Buy a TV that wasn't made in the 90s

JAMES HARDEN YOU NIGGER

>>75849800
1. San Antonio
2. South padre
3. New Braunfuls
4. Denton

its actually ridiculous how well coached the spurs are. yeah they dont have the talent of other teams but pop makes kerr look like a moron who relies on his superstars to carry him

>>75850558
not joking, you guys tried that in the late 90s/early 2000s but canadians and americans who follow manly sports mocked it until they stopped

it's a fucking black puck on a white rink how much of a colour contrast do you need

>>75850540
and it feels so good to see him get exposed

>>75850544
when people try to argue him for MVP because of how good he's been this year + the team's record, I've said that the team is great without him. He's been fantastic on both ends, but the spurs are gonna spur regardless

>rely on memeball the whole series
>shots don't go in when it matters the most

they deserve to lose tbqh

People complain about Lebron and the Cavs getting a free ticket to the finals and the east being shit, but honestly the west isn't much better. The Rockets are hilarious to consider a 3 seed. The spurs are decent because Pop is a genius, but if Leonard and Parker are injured, it might work here, but they'll stand no chance against the warriors, so they get an easy ticket.

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>just chuck threes

>>75850585
Kerr is actually a good coach though. Smart with his subs and timeouts

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We fucking did it bros!

We are going to the WCF to get BTFO by the Warriors in 3!

>>75850578
he is playing just had his 4th turnover

James Harden
0-0 FG
is this some kind of protest?

>>75850563
12D TWIDDLY WINKS

Travis scott spotted

good job anderson YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER

this is the game you have when you're 2-2 in an away game...what is this crap

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huh?!!?! how they winning without me.....im confused!

>>75850534
MONEY SITIN' TALL YAO MING