Blue Jays vs. Mariners gamethread

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>feel so fine

>feel so elated

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Mariners! desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ibUMJDclg
game thread song

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>>75848872

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>it's a gamethread with Leafs

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>>75848880

>>75848889
It'll literlaly be one guy, all the shitposters are gone until >we're good again

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>>75848889

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>>75848891
>plying me w/ your ninja anime tricks
sav'd
but just this once -_-

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Reminder that June 9-11 is the Blue Jays in Seattle series

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>>75848979

Fucking awful throw

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>>75848979
its ok
blue jays are shit this year, no ones coming down

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>>75848979
raise the price of beer and lock your doors

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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B O O M S T I C K
A
B
Y

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shit, I just missed it

A distinct lack of the horse

yfw estrada is shit now. Feels batman

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>that Outfield """"""Grass""""""

pearced

>sePoora gettin messy

gross

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>>75849213
who gives a fuck if he's keeps hitting like he is

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>>75849238
he better

lets go blue jays cmon blue jays clap clap cla p

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>M's fielding

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

>Traffic edition

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>>75849156
Cruz has a .500 BA against him, he's always had his number

Fuck Justin Smoak

SMOAKED

Old Smoakie

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Bautista with another selfish at bat.

>tfw Donaldson is killing my fantasy team

>>75849133
stop

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what did sportsnet mean by this?

everyone ready for a tuffy bomb?

>Get home
>Jays are already losing
>Already GIDPd
There must be more to life

>>75849383

glad you saw that too, thought that acid I took earlier was kicking in

>>75849397
>There must be more to life
staring at big booty brazilian girls

>>75849397
enjoy sun brother

>>75849383
Throwback Thursday, going back to the days of scrambled porn.

>>75849420
>waiting to cum in that fraction of a second you get a clear shot of a nipple
kids today have it so easy

What's that thing with spikes on the pitchers mound? I swear I've never seen that until recently when playing mlb the show

>>75849546
to clean dirt off the pitcher's shoes

it's been there forever

>>75849469
I used to watch an entire movie that was on late night on the sleezier channels to catch a single glimpse of nudity (hopefully)

>>75849546
its to scrape your cleats on

>>75849565

grandpa the national with peter mansbridge is on soon you should probably change the channel

>>75849565
>tfw watching an entire shitty foreign film at 1am with my cock in my hand because I saw an ass

Why are the BJs doing so poorly this year? I don't follow baseball but I seem to recall the Blue Jays doing pretty well in the 'playoffs' of the MLB last year.

>>75849565
>waiting for an r rated movie to start
>waiting for the rating description
>nudity
FUCK YES

>>75849564
>>75849578
Weird, I've never noticed it and I've been watching baseball regularly since 2003.

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JEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

>>75849615
Pillar and Smoak stole everyone's abilities to bat and the bullpen sucks too. There's been tons of games this season where the starter goes 6+ innings giving 2 or 3 runs at most but the offense gives no support at all and the bullpen blows it.
That and injuries.

>>75849635
i don belive you lmoa

>>75849635
guess you're shit at watching then 2bh

SEGURA

>>75849615
All of their big bats last year are gone, injured or old. Pitching also has been off and on, but mainly not enough runs. They've been doing a lot better recently however.

>The Skydome: at least it's not Tropicana™

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>>75849785
What? Afraid I might steal your knees?

>>75849834
Nice roof 2bh but turf sucks

t. fan that watched Kingdome exploding knees

Griffey might have surpassed Bonds if it weren't for all the turf-induced boneitis injuries he had

>>75849871
>Griffey might have surpassed Bonds if it weren't for all the turf-induced boneitis injuries he had
is there anything the Mariners havent fucked up?

Go Ms

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i just want a lil looper, lads

>>75849911
Ichiro. His career here was pretty much perfect.

Shame the M's never put a good team around him though.

I'll love the team until the day I die, but i'm still amazed it was the Sonics that ended up getting relocated and not the Mariners, considering how the M's FO has ran the team for the majority of its existence.

>>75849911
uhhh

we signed Ichiro? we scouted Felix as a 16 year old kid?

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>>75849935

>>75849940
>Shame the M's never put a good team around him though.
Dude, 2001? Are you seriously forgetting the only dual AL ROTY/MVP season and winningest AL regular season team of all time?

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>>75849957
>>75849957

>>75849943
>23 total years of HOF caliber players in their primes
>1 playoff appearance that didnt even get a pennant

>>75849969
thinking about 2001 is just depressing, not something to be proud of

>>75849969
Yes, it was an amazing team. but also depressing because as soon as it was over, everything broke up. There was no consistency. There hasn't been consistency at any point since the late 90's.

2001 is the highest high and the lowest low for the M's. Because it marks the beginning of this 15+ year playoff drought. Plus, they couldn't even get to the world series even though they won 116 games.

>>75850015
>1 playoff appearance that didnt even get a pennant

4 playoff appearances that didn't even get a pennant. 1995, 1997, 2000, 2001.

The >Rags have been to the playoffs 8 times without ever winning a ring to be fair

>>75850046
>Plus, they couldn't even get to the world series even though they won 116 games.

Carlos Guillen got tuberculosis and like half the team was kinda sick by the ALCS

Everyone was kind of exhausted from kicking too much ass during the regular season too

Plus the Yanks had post-9/11 meme magic and still managed to blow it against the D-Backs

>>75850075
>rags

>>75850075
I was talking about playoffs during ichiro and felix

>>75850075
>rags

Get some insurance runs pls

I don't feel confident at all with De Jong on the mound and a one run lead

>walktista

Just don't swing at shit Justin

SMOAKED

SMOAKED

top kek, memeiners are an embarrassment

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>>75850657

PEARCED

GET UP BALL GET UP ANNNNDD GONE

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welp

PEARCED

HOLY LOL!!

good stuff fellas

Optimist here. Is it safe to come out yet?

>>75850792
Let's win this game and series first. Schedule lightens up a bit after that and MAYBE we can be .500 by mid-June

>>75850840
>Let's
>US flag

traitor 2bh

>>75851220
>>75850840
RRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

>>75851220
Buffalo fan here. Jays and Bills for life desu

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>>75851220
>not being a cheeky jays fan

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jays/mariners games are pretty lit tbqhwyf

Is Smoak elite?

SMOAKED

SMOAKED

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it just had to be this inbred hick, didn't it?

S O L O D I N G E R S

smoak is goat

time for the grilli collapse

Just got home M's bros. Time to score some runs!

FUCK YOU JUSTIN SMOAK. The only reason you still have a career is because you get to play in a dome for part of the year.

last two digits the number of runs grilli gives up

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miss u danny v

>>75851611
I always hated him. Not because he was a shit player for us, and set the M's back a few years.

But because he didn't have Smoke on the water as his walkup song.

it's so fucking obvious and would have been amazing, But no, he has to play some shitty country song.

>>75851611
>>75851657
>samefagging this transparently

Smoak may be worse than Chone Figgins, lads

>>75851657
>>75851611
calm down

>>75851657
No kidding. It's like he hates good music.

>>75851675
You wish Canada. Smoak is hated throughout the M's community. He achieved Bum status with Figgins, Sexson, Bedard, etc..

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>>75851675
>imfuckingplying

You would be hard pressed to find a Mariners fan who doesn't hate Smoak.

He was shit.

>>75851703
i dont hate smoak
he seemed like a genuinely good guy and i always hoped he would finally get good
im glad hes gone but i dont hate him

first real grilling of the season

GRILLED
R
I
L
L
E
D

>>75851687
>Smoak
>Figgins
>Ackley
>Ice Cream Sandwich

Jack Z was far worse for the M's than Bavasi ever was.

The amount of players who busted under Z was absolutely nuts. a fucking outlier if there ever was.

>>75851733
He seemed like a genuinely bland guy. He had no personality whatsoever. All of his interviews were generic and boring.

Also, his fucked up teeth were an eyesore whenever he came up to bat.

I unironically enjoy watching the B-Team of Goins, Barney and Based Zeek more than Jewnohitsky, Dolandshit and Russlel Memetin

>>75851807
I agree
I like Smoak now that he's hitting

>>75851761
Can't forget Walker and his endless potential.
Also, Hospital Hultzen and the never-ending new 1st baseman every year.

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>>75851866
>Draft 3 surefire Aces
>Only one developed, but he constantly injures himself.

>>75851884
Alex Jackson didn't develop either. Could've drafted the local kid Conforto but nope. Jack Z's farm system was such a shitshow

>>75851920
and its going to be a shitshow for at least another 5 years.

Bad trades are one thing, but completely dismantling the development of the farm system is rough.

>>75851920
Plus, there's DJ Peterson, hopefully he's getting it figured out on the farm.
Also the 3 headed SS monster of Brad "I can only hit homeruns in TB" Miller, Chris "I can't make a basic play" Taylor and Nick "I've got a spiderweb tattooed on my elbow" Franklin.

Smoaky leads the jays with 21 RBIs

>>75851791
the one bright spot I still hold for him is when he made that ridiculous unassisted double play against the >Rags to end an episode of Fernando Rodney's Wild Ride

GG leafs

das it mane

>>75852124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el2ZdohK1bI

that was pretty based

Hi guys, new to baseball and all that.

Can anyone tell me what the difference between The Mariners and The Rays is? They seem like the same team to me as far as I can tell?