Where did you have your trials, lads?

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>when a non-British flag uses "lads"

I unironically had a trial at Blackburn Rovers

Nowhere, I was shit lmao

>>75847156
Fucking this. Also when non Aussies use m8

The one that i find most powerfully cringe inducing on 4chan is non americans using "nigga". Even when its ironic, foreigners come across as pure dorks trying to use it correctly l.

>>75847324
lol mate is a british word, chump

I had a trial a few weeks back for accumulated traffic tickets.

>>75847544
jej.

>>75847324
m8 is ours we just say it in a different way to Oztards
>>75847156
Toothpaste is correct >>75847080 is disgusting

>>75849612
What do you mean you say it in a different way?

The Inbetweeners was good.

>>75855264
In a more, as brit tradition, retarded way

Sporting Real United FC in Boring, Oregon

can i still become that one old guy at the pub, if i didn't have a trial with a professional team?

>>75847324
It's literally all ironic you autismo

>>75847080
Walsall
Blues
Wolves

>>75847080
my mate had a trial with chelsea and I was basically as good as him so ipso facto I had a trial at chelsea and played for the youth team for a while.

>>75847080
Test

>>75847283
This

Sparta Prague

>>75857778
But Prague isnt in Greece

>>75847080
I had a trial at Swindon town. Didn't make it though.

>>75855282
yeah, also the peep show

the fuck is a trial?

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>>75847324

a.u.t.i.s.m.

>>75847156
>>75847324
lad
mate
nigga

umad?

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>>75847080
I was shit but I'm about to live vicariously literally through my mate's son, because he is already brilliant and is only 12.

unironically glasgow celtic

>>75863087
We know you're british though no one outside of the UK would care about liverpool as much as you

>>75855264
Australians say it like "mayt" we say "mah-tay"

>>75864002
nah australians say it like mayt and we say it under our breath like punctuation.

>cheers *mate*

>>75863124
he'll never make it if he stays in england btw

there was a lad at my school who had UNBELIEVABLE ball control, literally the best I've ever seen in the flesh. This kid was unplayable on the schoolyard, would regularly dribble past twenty other kids and score

couldn't get into any English academy because they all thought he wasn't pacey enough

gave up playing completely, it was a disgrace

Mate mate mate mate mate.

>>75864117
ah, the pace meme

>>75864738
"pace" is the cancer killing english football

Cardiff City.

Then got shit and dropped. Then had a Swansea City trial, but started drinking and living for the sesh. As a result got fat, got dropped by Swansea and gave up football.

Fucked my life.

>>75863732
brits are honorary romanians anyway

>>75865977
How hard is it to make the ranks of a League 1/2 team?