/hoc/

>>75843606
penis
>rags

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>McDavid will not play for Canada at worlds
is there a bigger fraud around? sidney would have swam to play for team canada

>Nyheter

/škoda cup/

Life is boring. I want to die.

Is france the new hockey superpower?

>>75843634
except crosgod has only played at 2 WC in his career misinformationposter

>>75843647

What's their secret?

>>75843664
>what are deep playoff runs

>>75843634
McMeme is probably super embarrassed for his failure this playoffs, or he thinks that IIHF is "below him". Just more evidence that Crosgod is the generational GOAT.

>>75843643
my gf left me today but there's still memes to live for

>>75843682
this is only his 5th ECF in 12 seasons
but keep trying

>>75843666
visiting players aren't used to the shariah law halal diet they're forced to eat

>>75843647
>a country with less rinks than the Greater Toronto Area is currently tied with Canada

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> tfw no pizza face vs crosgod match up

Worst final 4 in ages, best case scenario is the pongs crush some small market team and no one will watch the cup.

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Leafs will win a cup before craps

I can't still believe my team, the edmonton oilers lost yesterday.

I can't fucking believe it.
Everything was set up perfectly, we were supposed to win.....

Why couldn't Lucic have scored that goal he was passed with a few seconds left.

Why?

Will the holocaust on skates return to fight for Deutschland?

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>>75843634

>>75843720
Yes

in fact, the tournament is held in his home town

>>75843719
Because he's 51% neanderthal

Someone, anyone pls give me stream

>>75843729
>fans have a chance to meet their idol
>they want a photo to show to their gook grandkis
>he is making a stupid face

what a fucking cunt

>start watching CAN - FRA game
>1-1
HA fucking leafs

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>>75843729
Why is McDavid so shit, he ruined the whole team?

>>75843729
>this is the next generational talent

>>75843746
onhockey dot tv

>>75843746
why

you will lose anyway

TEAM CANADA SHOOKED

>>75843750
He might not have been ready for the photo. Many such cases!

>>75843772
fun at parties

>>75843772
salty loser!

Is Slovakia the Anti-Czech?

I didnt even know that we have a hockey league

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>>75843729
tbf they look like theyre really huggin up on him. The way that man is holding his hand and the old lady wrapped around his arm like shes his side piece.

>>75843805
you have to go back

>>75843810
no Yusuf I love my czech brothers. For some reasons they always bully me here.

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>>75843606
Mandarin must love this guy

>>75843811
You should've never found it out
Don't bother looking previous results

>>75843772
>3 - 1

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>CAN – FRA
>1-1 after 1st
The state of France.

>>75843829
This lads he probably is trying to figure out the proper pose but the photographer took the pic before he could find it

McDavid is a meat and potatoes kind of player, not some Hollywood asshole like Carl Hagelin or Trevor Gillies

>>75843805
From this picture i get that
Americans like to pretend they're animals.
So do Canadians.

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>>75843816
O B S E S S E D

>>75843853
Are you practicing math?

>>75843878
>0 wins

>>75843874
McDavid is an overrated idiot who can't even get tertiary assists when put up against an alpha male player like Kesler or Getzlaf

Just an FYI my team didn't make the playoffs and I've successfully transitioned from rooting for the caps to rooting for the Senators. Thank you.

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How far are you prepared to go with the gentlemen in the picture?

>>75843666
Quebec. This is really just Canada vs Canada

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>>75843947
Olin just postaamassa saman

>>75843947
I could probably kill them if I needed to

>>75843914
Haha you're like a little baby!

I wouldn't expect a child to understand the nuances of Conor McDavids two way play. He's not your typical superstar, he's a neat and potatoes guy who isn't afraid to put on his hard hat, pack a lunch, and go to town down low on a couple of big sweaty men.

Also you got some toothpaste on your post little baby, how cute!

>>75843947
they're both uggos

>>75843606
Saturday may 13th Bobby Ryan shows Pittsburgh how much they fucked up by letting him fall to second place in the 2004 draft

>>75844059
lmao he's an adult named booby

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This is your future Norris and Conn Smythe winner, say something nice about him

>>75844042
uggo
An extremely ugly person. This term is used when you are too lazy to say "extremely ugly person", so, alas, uggo was created.

>Have an early weekend
>No playoff hokkei

Why

>>75844059
but pittsburgh picked 3rd

>>75844087
His card tattoos r gay

AHL changed their divisions today if anyone cares, Commiefornia doesn't have their own babby shit division anymore

>>75844087
>Norris
Sure

>Conn Smythe
That's Getzlaf mate

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Why is NBCSN so obiviously biased towards big hockey market teams ? Why do they love to shit on the ducks and verbally gargle on Mcgaykid balls ?

>>75844115
Wait in 2004 Pittsburgh picked Malkin 2nd so I meant 2005 when they took Crosby

OUI
U
I

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahHHHhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahah
>leafs

ITS HABBENING

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>LEAFS

quebec is winning, wtf

FROGS ARE UNLEASHED
First
>1-5
now
>1-2

>>75844142
the ducks still are not the better team. They memed their way into the WCF. They won and good on them. but seriously the ducks are so up and down its not going to get them a cup.

>>75844196
what about the other match? :-P

>Canada is actually going to lose to France

what a blessed day

>>75844201

> says increasingly nervous predditors "fan "

The absolute state of an ass-ravaged corpse that is Canada.

fuck's sake canada. Win

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>>75844240
> thinking im a preds fan
> he thinks the predators have fans
kek

So are any of our good players going to Worlds?

Where is Holtby? Where is McDavid? Where is Burns? Where is Marchand?

/r/ing french posters. It's time for you to start rooting for the white french man instead of the french negros + benzema, oui man and lloris.

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>>75844291
Who cares about skoda cup anyway.

I love it how other nations have developed in hockey enough to give a good challenge to bigger hockey nations these days.

Tourneys not so boring anymore.

>>75844240
>>75844284
you're both dumb phone posters

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Very much enjoying these playoffs. Can't wait to participate in them next year.

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>>75844327
> phone poster
Whats with this tired meme and way to be wrong as shit

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHA

>>75844366
>playoffs
>for a team built by the Forsberg for Erat guy

>>75844366
> golden magnetos

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>>75844368
>lying on the internet
fuck off faggot

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Post brackets. Meme hard, die young.

>>75844386
We're getting Fleury, Ovi and Kovalchuk, we're a lock.

>>75843690

It's gonna be ok czechbro

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>>75844402
what did I lie about? you just took a screen shot of my post to make it look like im pretending to be you.

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>>75844406
>falling for all those meme teams

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>>75844457
no I didn't faggot fuck off

>>75844366

Vegas and Panthers in the final

>>75844406
>Post brackets
I-it's embarassing desu

>>75844133
>conn smythe
>not making the stanley cup final
pick one

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>>75843690
you will find someone better <3

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>>75844495
but Im not lying what is going on. how are we the same person?

>>75844406
>thinking Chicago goes through the first round
ISHYGDDT

>>75844559
>but Im not lying
yeah ok faggot. fuck off

Reddit posters need to immediately fuck off

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>>75844594
interesting meme you have here

Nashville and Minnesota should trade team names 2bh.

>>75844549
thanks, but to be honest it was my fault, doubt someone better will come, definitely not until i come to terms with it, which isn't going to happen anytime soon.

yeah but anyway, this isnt my personal blog

new world order:
1. Russia
2. France
3. Germany
4. USA
5. Canada
6. Sweden
6. Chechnya
7. Finland

Afternoon /hoc/. Has anyone today congratulated the Caps on making it to their Stanley Cup. Because you know, despite being eliminated, they are still the better team. That's a great accomplishment that should define their careers, so keep those little chins up.

Best game of the meme cup so far.

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Let us win, France!

Is Scheifele the hottest hockey player?

>>75844667

Time for you to head to r/theredpill Reddit . You can thank me later m8

Is this world cup more meme than the one before the season started?

>>75844675
>no latvija
disregarded

What's the international sign for choking?

Is France elite?

>>75844769
(((world cup))) is a fucking joke. (((bettman))) is a kike and wants his meme cup to be the new center piece for hockey when the olympics have always been one of the greatest spectacles for hockey viewing.

>>75844497
True!

>>75844769
This is the world championships. But no, it's not even close imo

>>75844769
Nothing will be more meme than Team NA

I miss them

>>75844792
>Washingtoncapitalslogo.jpeg

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>>75844792

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>>75844792

>>75844792
idk your mom usually just gags

What do you think it would take for the Pens to acquire Ovechkin this offseason and win him a Cup?

Fug, that shot

refpuck

fucking swedes gooning as usual

>>75844894
Ovi leaving and joining the pens would forever ruin his legacy and make him a bad guy forever. Its literally a bitch ass durant move and no one would respect his cup if he did that.

Nice dive

>>75844894
The caps retaining his full salary and sending Schmidt along with him.

>>75844948
Sounds good. Penguins can send over Derrick Pouliot to even it out.

>>75844817
Team Europe seemed to cause quite the stir as well
Can't wait for its return

>>75844934
Doesn't really work that way in the NHL. No one minds Hasek or Bourque winning with big teams.

And it would be worse if he turned down a trade that could help the Caps.

Finland is fucking gay

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come on frogs win

>>75844939
This
I would call it an embellishment though

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>>75844948
>>75844981

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kek giroux scoring agains the french

>>75844989
Originally they said in the next one the meme teams will be gone. It was a one-time thing because there wasn't time to do a qualification tournament and some players like McMeme were assholes and wanted to be on the "real" teams instead of the fun ones.

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>kanada

>>75844998
The Bruins and Avs didn't have a bitter rivalry at the time

>>75844998
Bourque and Hasek both made their name with teams that didnt have fierce rivalries with the teams they won with. I dont think its quite the same. that would be like if giroux left the flyers to join the pongs and win a cup. Pure evil

>>75845055
There's no rivalry between Washington and Pittsburgh though, it's just pens using the caps as a punching bag

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>>75845077
> theres no rivalry between the capitals and the penguins

>>75845097
There could have been if ovie would have cared about hockey

>>75845097
>literally falling for bettjew's meme
Shame on you

>>75845069
Or Jagr choosing the Flyers over returning to the Penguins.

>>75845097
Its not really a rivalry if one team wins all the time

>>75845055
>>75845069
What about Hossa then? Or did Wings fans not care enough about Shitcago at the time since they had been bad for so long?

I don't think it would matter much though. Maybe if he eliminated the Caps in a cup run but otherwise I don't see people minding.

>>75845055
neither does pittsburgh and washington

Apparently Ovi was playing with minor injuries so he won't e able to support his team on tournament this year

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>>75844792

>>75845183
I know you live in a third world shithole but holy fuck news gets there late

>>75845154
>>75845152
>>75845143
>>75845140
>>75845130
youre all missing the point. Ovi joining the pongs when they can already win cups without him and theyre rivals is as low as it gets. Yea its not the end of the world if you join a rival but when the rival constantly cucks you out of a cup and wins cups you have admitted you cannot win on your own and need to just join a winning team. Pathetic.

>>75845183
he has a broken heart

>>75845205
>cucks
stop reading there

>>75845203
Kys

>>75845205
Why would they even want him? Why is this even a question?
They already have an elite non-choking russian

>>75845224
I dont need your approval to know youre a butt hurt faggot

>>75845260
what am I butthurt about faggot

>>75845209
Fractured spirit, out for 5 months

>>75845205
I'm just saying players leave teams all the time to win in the NHL and no one cares. It wouldn't matter for him either.

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>>75845205
The Caps are the first team with 3 presidents trophies and NO CUPS

The Caps have the best team record since 08-09 2nd are chicago then 3rd Pittsburgh who have 5 of the 8 cups in that time. The caps have NO CUPS

The caps have tied Detoilet and Laffs for the most game 7 defeats with 11

The Caps have NO PICKS until the FOURTH round this draft

Is there a more cucked team?

>>75845335
vanpooper

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>>75845335
>The Caps have NO PICKS until the FOURTH round this draft
How did this happen?

this match is so boring

>>75845394
They traded their future at the deadline for years

>shattenshit

>>75845248
hypothetical nvm
>>75845275
probably the president since you dont like the word cuck. off to reddit with you sweetie
>>75845298
yes players leave teams to join rivals. I agree. What super star players dont do is leave their team to join stanley cup winning rivals because theyre tired of losing to their rival.

>>75845370
beat me to it.
>3 Cup Finals and all lost
>2 Cup Final game sevens and No Cups
>Jim fucking Benning as a GM

>>75845416
how much money does some idiot throw at him come July 1st?

>Kaspars Doggowins

>>75845421
>off to reddit with you sweetie
so you're
>underage
>projecting
>wrong

and the caps and pens are not rivals. and hossa literally did this, they're both faggot russians so nobody cares. fuck off back to wherever the retards post now

Is it too late to laugh at oilers smugposters?

HAHAHAHA you get what you sow !!!!!!!

>>75845422
I gives me great pleasure that vanpooper is so shit just because kippers is annoying

>>75845335
caps have zero (0) prospects theyre going to be kings tier soon.

lul

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>another box play

SKINNER OUT FOR SPEARING

THE FIX IS IN

WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THAT A GAME MISCONDUCT

>speared in the face
>get kicked out

????????????

Holy fuck stinky frogs so butthurt

>>75845484
they have likely the best goalie prospect

LOL this sweden-latvia game is comedy gold

>ABS referees

Wtf is wrong with canadians. Fucking subhumans

refs are on our side for the first time in our lives

>>75845517
He speared the goalie in the groin, idiot.

>>75845454
6 million atleast

He wasnt good at all in the toronto series i barely noticed him

Skinner is a goon imo

wtf thats not 5 minute retarded referees

>>75845559
I think he gets 7. But who pays him? The Leafs wouldn't be dumb enough to put that much cap on him would they?

>>75845556
>that is a spear deserving of a game misconduct

fucking softies this isnt dive grass

>go to german stadium
>they play döp döp döp

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>>75845466
> getting this mad.

The blackhawks werent winning cups before he signed as ive been trying to explain this whole time with the caps and pongs. Youre obviously dense as fuck.
>>75845529
still doesnt fix the goal scoring problem.

>>75845579
The leafs dont want him

NJ or maybe buffalo

>>75845594
what am I mad about? you're a fucking retard that thinks the pens and caps are rivals. you also project everything about your posts because you're a fucking retard
>>75845594
>still doesnt fix the goal scoring problem.
yeah but you were wrong and said they had no prospects. you're a fucking retard

>>75845602
NJ have to keep some money aside for Kovie

2017-18 Penguins lines

>Guentzel-Crosby-Sprong
>Hagelin-Malkin-Kessel
>Ovechkin-Duchene-Hornqvist
>Sheary-Sundqvist-Rust

Why is Shat 'N Squirt so overrated anyway?

>>75845639
Looks fucking awful

this dj needs to be executed immediately

>>75844132
Great now they can take 2 1st seeds

>>75845636
that will be a sign and trade he doesnt want to play there

TSN Radio VancouverVerified account @TSN1040

Benning #TSN1410: I tell our guys we want European skill with North American heart. We want skilled players, defensemen that can move puck


Uh lel?

>>75845631
> youre a fucking retard
not an argument

>>75845682
*drafts another finnish bust*

>>75845639
Would Ovenchicken be boo'd out of every arena if he signed with some team like (((Pittsberg))) to cup chase?

>>75845667
if he doesn't want to play there he can wait one more year and go anywhere
>>75845690
aww cute little /pol/babby

>>75845700
but he wants to play there now thats the thing

>another penalty
this blatant ABS refeering needs to stop

>>75845682
Miro heiskanen to vancouver confirmed

>>75845663

not enough sandstorm tbqh my famalam

what the fuck is the ref doing?

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>>75845531
Damn what am I missing in it? Cant watch it today due to reasons

Go Latvija!

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Gee, I wonder who is behind this...

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>get 16 minutes in powerplay
>still can't score
every fucking year

Latvia, for the love of fuck stop diving. Don't bring that shit to hockey

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>>75845742
Ref does everything he can to get you to score

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>>75845695
he'll end up on a team that needs to sell jerseys and tickets immediately, whose current GM drafted ovie in the first place

>>75845757
>iihf pulling bettman tactics to increase viewership
sad!

>>75845716
maybe he shouldn't have ran off to be a drunk in russia for the last few years
>>75845755
what are you projecting about now you retard? I voted for Trump

>>75845779
I agree
also
>drumpf daddy

>>75845776
salary cap in iihf when?

>>75845779
/pol/ literally can't handle the idea of people who agree with them being sick of their shit

>>75845791
does anyone even know kovy's weight? last I saw he was being a fat lazy fuck that could barely skate a few years ago

Kneelander moves so smoothly

>>75845818
he was benched a couple games for being drunk or some shit I wouldnt want him on my team

>>75845818
103 kg according to KHL website

>canadians can't score 2vs0
wtf I hate Canada now

AAAAHHHHHH

>>75845844
kek so probably actually a little more than that? fat fuck

>being this butthurt

http://nypost.com/2017/05/11/capitals-fan-drills-female-penguins-fan-after-rough-loss/

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>>75845831
Hes a player that i can spot just by his silhouette the upright stance smooth skating the way he keeps the puck far from his body and enters the zone and turns so smoothly keeping the puck far away from defenders.

Thats why im not mad my gf wants to fuck him

Europeans are such gaping pussies.

Why do only mentally unstable girls like me /hoc/

>>75845867
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>THE NON STATE OF COLUMBIA

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It's time. He has been activated.

>>75845867
Bitch had it coming

>>75845910
literally who

>>75845910
Great move by the islanders!

>>75845922
The goalie with aspergers

>>75845867
>I didn't hit her, I just walked through her
This works every time in domestic disputes

finally
>>75845922
Swedish scientist have developed the perfect goalie

>>75845915
>this assblasted cuckitals fan

It's all ogre

>>75845910
Nice. the only good swedish goaltender coming up lately

latvija pls

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>>75845937
>these are the people calling others subhuman

Who canes fan here?
Tell me; when did lindholm evolve to elite goalscorer?

>>75845772
>and Latvians cant score anyway
For fucks sake I bet those cunts will let in a goal instead of getting one

>>75845937
>economic interests
>implying anyone on /pol/ works, pays any taxes or bills

>>75845953
Not a crapitals fan, I can just tell she was annoying looking at her. Women at sports venues are fucking unbearable. I sat by these two cunts who kept talking about everything but the game once and we're constantly fiddling on their phones. The only time they reacted was to yell "I WANT YOUR COCK" at some good looking player. Fucking waste of front row seats.

>>75846004
Doggowins has missed at least 20 chances

>>75845981
desu that's an impressive cake

>Eddie Leakage getting a shutout
lel

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>>75846014
>this assblasted caps fan is pretending not to be a caps fan

>Its okay to push some woman down because she was happy near me

1000 years of 2nd rounds in your future

>>75846056
>Läck är tät

>>75843947
why does kapanen look like matthews here

>>75846048
you just KNOW he ate it all himself

>>75845997

when aho joined the team

>>75846081
Good for him. At least he got something good from this tournament, before Lundqvist arives

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wew France gave a run for our money.

>Asterix and Obelix at a hockey tournament
Based as fuck

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>>75844732
Why does every Winnipeg player look like DJ Kridlokk?

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Yfw the ducks sweep the preds in 7

>>75846163
>7
Try 4

F I N L A N D :D

>>75846129
hockey is dead in canada and hockey is a shit sport now so who cares curling is better.

>craps

>>75846129
Thanks for the game. This Canada isn't invincible.

>>75845981
>you will never be an american fat fuck where you can eat all unhealthy shit you want because it's ok to be fat there

>>75845529
Holtby's going to end up like MAF when Samsonov comes over

GG Latvia, you kept your ground quite well

>>75846186
Nah, 7 for the memes.
I actually thing theyll do it in 5. Preds win game 3 or 4

>>75846219
> its okay to be fat in america
I fucking hate fat people. The only people pushing this "its okay to be fat, everyone is beautiful" meme is ugly fat fucks who are too lazy to change their life style.

>tfw to intelligent to be finn
who else /notmongol/ here

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>>75846219

>tfw coworker brought in Krispy Kreme donuts and chocolate milk for breakfast this morning
>tfw boss surprised us by taking us to lunch at this really good barbecue place
>told us to order whatever we wanted and to pig out
>tfw had a slab of ribs with barbecue beans and mac and cheese for lunch
>tfw washed it down with a couple beers
Freedom never tasted so good

>>75846268
but is fat beautiful when everyone is fat?

>>75846275
hello my non-mongol brother

Shots on goal by the Caps in 3rd period of last night's game 7

>3:50 (Alzner)
>6:01 (Orlov)
>13:19 (Kuznetsov)
>15:04 (Carlson)
>19:05 (Oshie)
>19:51 (Ovechkin)

Pathetic showing for a team fighting for their season

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>>75846309
>sweden
>not blanda upped by the finn

>>75846287
let me know how heart disease tastes in a couple years

>>75846347
oh shut the fuck up faggot

Why is everyone favoring the Preds over the Ducks to win the WCF ? Preds had an easy road to the WCF with playing pretender teams while Anaheim had serious competition

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>>75846347

You're just mad that your diabeetus food gets BTFO'd by America's offerings.

>>75846347
> he doesnt eat delicious meals with lots of meat and drinks like a fish.
> he doesnt go to the gym 5 days a week so he can eat and live however he wants

Pathetic

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>>75846347
>wanting to live past 70s
>>75846287
>

>>75846390
Not me. Ducks-Pens SCF is the best timeline.

>the state of iihf refereeing
how do we fix this?

>>75846421
> tfw no matter what itll be big market pens vs irrelevant small market team

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>>75846390
>serious competition

>>75846439
every year until you like it you little slut

Sebastian Aho (Finnish) >> Jeff Skinner tbqh

>>75846447
Calgary for anaheim is the same as shitcongo for preds. The perfect first round matchup. The 2nd round however Anaheim had the stronger opponent by miles, and over came their game 7 curse.

>>75846360
>>75846401
>>75846403
>>75846417
>all these triggered big boys
wew

>>75846439
>Pittsburgh
>big market

just because pittsburgh is the greatest sports city and has the greatest sports fans doesnt make it a big market like new york or LA

>>75846535
t. starving pajeet

>>75846215
it's a pretty average team, not much chemistry outside of flyers and avalanche players

big ice is advantageous for some european teams

>>75846535
Im actually not big m8 but seriously why live when you cant even wipe your own ass anymore?

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>>75846511
If Ahobot ends up being better than Skinner this franchise might be a playoff contender

>>75846541
> being so autistic and literal you cant understand the "market" is the surround area around Pittsburgh

>>75846550
did a 56% percent man just call me nonwhite???
how will i ever recover
>>75846572
if someone is at that point its just sad

>>75846593
Nah he's right. Every market includes the surrounding area. Pittsburgh is objectively small. Can't confuse "good team with a large bandwagon" with "big market".

predators are in the wcf
4 elite swedish players currently on the roster

really makes you think....

>>75846541
Pittsburgh market extends beyond national boundaries desu

>>75846439
But the Snes are winning the cup.

>>75846674
Exactly so eat what you want, enjoy your young years and die around 75

>>75846571
>average team
Still better than Binland and Chechnya desu.

Does Pittsburgh start Murray now that he's healthy?

>>75846789
GIVE KARJALA BACK RYSSÄ

>>75846845
No.

>People unironically still expect Finnish draft picks to amount to anything

>>75846868
Sad!

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>shorks
>reddithawks
>rags
>craps
>craps
>craps
>craps

>>75846430
Drop ((Fazel)) !

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>crosby always rapes ottawa in the playoffs
>series is 3-12 in the last three meetings

Oh god pls meme magic

>craps

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who's a /bigboy/ here?

Canadians are the bad guys of international tournaments, right?

>>75847237
I'm soon driving to fast food place to get some big boy burgers.

>>75847237
Post booty and I'll tell you

Is Latvia as pretty of a country as it looks like?