Merchanidse United - Celta Vigo match thread

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Manure

about time ffs!!!

Everyone get in here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc9PNWL9Sg8

>>75843178
I'm hard pressed to think of a more boring group of top flight players. Middlesbrough or Burnley I guess, but it's a tough call. I can't see this game being anything but boring shit.

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>Celta's Twitter doesn't bother to post their lineup
Kek, here are both teams

>>75843219
manure are going to get BTFO HARD

>the slovak had to make the thread
all the united fans fucked off?
>>75843178
>Romero
good

They're gonna try kick Rashford out the game, watch

>>75843178
>Lingard
Literally why does Mouyes keep playing him, he rarely ever has a good game and can't finish from anywhere inside the box

>>75843205
Do you expect anything else but Manure parking the bus at home, holding to their away lead? The only question is whether Celta can deliver while not getting fucked on counter, and their recent form doesn't suggest so sadly
>>75843246
It's going to be a fun night on /sp/ if they do, but honestly how likely is it?

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>>75843178
>Fellaini
>Lingard
What the fuck.

>>75843270
So Rashford then?

Man Utd are gonna get FUCKED.

F
U
C
K
E
D

about to put a pizza in the oven lads =D

>>75843270
>>75843279
Lingard is on £200k a week wages. Gotta make him earn that bread.

>>75843279
Hooray 0-0. Mourinho needs to jump off a cliff.

>>75843297
>Lingard is on £200k a week wages
Sometimes you can have too much money to throw around. Man United is at this point.

>Odds on 1-1 score is 13/2
lmao Everyone is expecting it

>>75843297
He's on 300k? What the fuck has he done to deserve 400k?

FUCK manure

>>75843277
>how likely is it?
low but celta are huge faggots, they can destroy any team on a good day and have beaten much tougher teams this season

>>75843219
>playing guidetti
guaranteed win for celta

>>75843290
Just had a McChicken Sandwich :-D

>>75843290

fat fuck

>>75843307
No he is not.

>>75843290
keep us posted. post pics

>>75843297
>>75843307
45k a week would be too much for the dabbing Aaron Townsend

>>75843322
>manure not held back by zlatan "donkey" ibrahimovic
guaranteed win for manure

>>75843290
Fuck you.

>>75843352
I don't often agree, but I agree.

Feel like United are going to rue the chances they missed in the first leg. This could be so much more comfortable but nope, gotta do it the hard way.

>>75843279
if fellaini is so shit why does mourinho rate him so highly?

>>75843378
Hes Strong and Stable.

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>>75843353
>he doesnt rate swedish meme strikers

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>>75843378
He's mastered the art....

>>75843378
As much as I hate Fellaini, he hasn't actually been terrible for united this season outside 1 or 2 games

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>tfw it's easier to qualify for the CL by winning the EL than getting in "Le Top 4"

Mou with the 96D Chess

>>75843322

Just like last time, right?

>>75843378
he's exactly the kind of negative, abrasive, physical player that mou likes
he tries to turn every talented player into fellaini. finally he's found one he doesn't have to change

>>75843290
Post pic. I want to see it in the oven.

Anyone else cant wait for Real Madrid vs Manchester United at the UEFA Super Cup?

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>>75843388
Don't forget his leadership qualities

fellaini is a great player to have on your team. would you want to play against him?

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>>75843408
Kek, that's actually 100% true

>>75843430
>Those benches

Get out of my house

>>75843419
customers worldwide

You lads ever prop you leg up on the side of your desk and really stretch the old groin out? It's really satisfying.

>>75843408
He had Thiago and Essien in his first spell at Chelsea. Those two were good players.

>>75843430
spread those jalapenos out you savage

>>75843430
kek m8 this is 1 quid tier

i could literally buy 100 million of these at morrisons and solve world hunger for 1 pogba

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Who /ABU/ but wants them to through and lose to Ajax?

>>75843430
You get that from fucking Iceland or some shit?

>>75843452
they're frozen to the pizza

>>75843464
United fan but KEK

Fucking Dicklet Scholes

Gonna go to the shop for some sweeties. What shall I get a bag of skittles or a bag of revels?

>>75843464

Not here.

Mental disease free. Which is rare here in the USA

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>>75843464

>>75843465
Morrisons >:))

>>75843464
"Scholes of Manchester has the biggest dick I have ever seen, it's like a tree trunk. A true inspiration"
Lex Steele

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>>75843464
here

>>75843489
Why not both?

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>>75843489
£1 bag of revels

Coffee ones are the best really

>Mfw Toffee Revel

>>75843504
You have a point.

>>75843497
lmao

>>75843489
skittles

how is this even a choice

plus you might have 10p left for a freddo if you crave chocolate

>>75843489
get a stick of celery. junk food is bad for you

>>75843524
I wish they made just the coffee ones on their own, I love them.

>>75843419
Rather watch Pogbowl tbqh

The Slovak autism would cause seismic shocks

Is it just me or is this thread actually somewhat entertaining?

I've probably ruined it now by pointing it out.

>>75843543
get a load of this cuck, lads

>Rooney not starting

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

>>75843567
because it's general off topic posting

>Manchester United


BOOOOORRRRRRINNNNNGGGG

lmao like seriously who cares about these has beens anymore?

boring players, boring fans, boring manager

boring boring boring!

Really now every man united game is so boring

will tonights thread have traps?
Spent weeks trying to find a source on most

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>>75843581
you care enough to comment on a match thread

>>75843543
He's gonna be doing alot of moving around when United get dumped out, he needs the sugar to chuck all his merchandise away

>>75843581
there's a Lyon vs Ajax match at the same time, friend.
>>75838813
Godspeed.

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>>75843489

>>75843567
Cos the footie is ending soon for the season

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>>75843581
There's always a chance they might choke, and even if they win by boreballing their way to Final it's nothing to celebrate for customers.
EL is Paralympics of football

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>>75843605
nice

>Manchester united

Boring

Weak, boring, manager is a crook. Bad team. Bad fans. Former glories are nothing!

Honestly, Manchester united and their fans are just so boring. Nothing special about being a customer

Sad!

Im going pub watch this lads. I need beer and I cant take another night of a mong getting baited to argue with Slovak again

>>75843591
if you want traps so bad just go to /v/ they're full of them
>>75843178
i used to think this was a meme since this is posted in everythread with the exact same lineup

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>>75843627
Kek'd, although I don't doubt they would actually choose >pogba into PL's XI this season

>>75843641
>>75843581
this meme has top tier potential

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>>75843572
>tfw too intelligent to start

>>75843627
>Cantona
>No Ronaldo

KEK

>>75843658
the post like donald trump meme has been around for ages pal

top kek,Italian reporter at Old trafford is sayig only the away fans can be heard

>>75843627
>cantona
>beckham
>evra
>schmeichel

lmao

is winning trophies even worth it if it means having a manager like mou and playing the most boring football known to man?

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Pick your poison

>>75843680
the other 3 are top lel but schmeichel absolutely should be there

its not even a competition

>>75843687
United played dogshit under fergie towards the end, its no different.

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>>75843687

>>75843667
>>75843680
https://granfutbolista.wordpress.com/2010/09/21/barclays-premier-league-fans-choose-all-time-xi/

>doubting the power of asian manure facebook fans

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>>75843677
Hardly surprising, at Old Trafford it's usually the first football match attended in person for 20% of audience

>>75843687
it's manure, they are going to play like shit either way

rawwwwling

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Looks shite 2bh lads

>>75843695
roolio

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>>75843297
200k to jog for 2 45 minute halves and do absolutely nothing. just end my miserable life

>>75843739
delete that pic mate you're going to make an italian cry

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Why yes United

Pogba is for sale

>>75843695
kek, rolling for a 7

https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/862707982248882176

really puts in perspective how JUST Mou is

>>75843739
JUST

>>75843707

>The club that has dominated the league since it started has the most number of players in the all time XI

Must be rigged m8.

>Gerrard ahead of Lampard

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>>75843627
Improved

>>75843739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqzobHEmH18

>>75843739
*Vomits sympathetically in your direction*

>>75843739
Well, at least you spread the jalapenos out a little. That's something.

>>75843739
Might taste nice

>>75843695
i-intrigued

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>>75843739
you should be jailed for that

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>>75843627
I have a really sick feeling that Lampard is suppose to be there..... but
kek

>>75843627
Someone redpill me on Gary Neville

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>>75843751
Ever heard of Lemina? Second comming of Vieira, perfect addition to the next Zidane you already have, Ed

>>75843766
>no Joe Cole
>no Nigel Reo-Coker

>>75843764
stevie me was unironically better than fat frank desu

>>75843766
>bale

the rest is good

>>75843766

>Essien ahead of Makelele
>Ferdinand ahead of Vidic, Terry and Adams

>>75843758
Not really?
Back in 2013 you didn't get a CL spot for winning the EL

>>75843808
Unironically as good a crosser as Beckham was

>>75843808
Damn good RB in his prime. In general though there hasn't been that many top class RBs in the PL.

>>75843825
Ferdinand was better than Vida

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Come on United I believe in you.

>>75843627
>Evra over Cole
>Cantona over Shearer

w e w

>>75843766
what's with the shirt numbers

>>75843808
brother of Phil Nevill, who is both superior and somehow inferior

>>75843825
>All those walking red card CB'S

KEK

>>75843838
>Ferdinand was better than Vida

Only when Torres was on the pitch...

>>75843406
Kek
What happens when they lose to AJAX?

>>75843766
>Essien holding
>Bale on the wing over Giggs

>>75843823
Bale was elite, really good, people forget

Predicting a long tedious and hard journey for fans going back home to london

>>75843838
>In general though there hasn't been that many top class RBs in the PL.

It's strange because it's the opposite these days. All the top clubs seem to have great RBs but poor LBs.

>>75843739
The fuck is this

>signing another striker will harm Rashord

These stupid fucks want Man Utd to go into next season with one, teenage, striker.

>>75843889

For like 2 seasons, people forget he was shit for the other 5.

Celta got this
Manure meltdown incoming

Decided to go with Revels lads

>>75843902
>>75843803
luigi this only cost 1 euro, you cant get better in italy for 1 euro. prove me wrong

>>75843277
United wouldn't be able to score anything more than 1 even if they played more positively

They have 0.1 attackijg strength

Someone got a decent acestream?

soccerstream one is acting up

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>>75843838
Ivanovic?

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>thinking Celta can win this

A team will lose today

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>>75843739
looks gr8 m8

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Will either of these 2 teams even qualify for Europa League next season?

>>75843929
i hereby curse you with 7 years of bad luck

>>75843930
Wanna read more about that obsessive soldier who murdered his gf, 2bh

>>75843939

Time for one of those famous Romero howlers we heard so much about before he joined.

>>75843936
yeah

>>75843920
He was playing Left Back tho, God bless Arry Redknapp for seeing a winger in him

>>75843938
Probably around 2nd or 3rd best.

>>75843949
United are guaranteed Europa due to winning the League Cup. Even without that, it's impossible for United to finish lower than 6th anyway.

>>75843946
>Manchester United™ Mug
Good customer

>>75843949
United already have, Celta Vigo couldn't qualify for pet insurance rn

>>75843946
AHAHAH THIS CANT BE REAL

AHAHAHAHAHA LITHUANIA

*BREATHES IN*


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHA THAT PIZZA


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IM DYING

>>75843943
Could be a draw

>>75843949

United already have by winning the League Cup, nice troll attempt though.

>>75843955
>Doubting Romero

He'll probably keep us in it tbf

You now remember andreas villas boas

>>75843973
back to red dit

>>75843990
Nope. I do not remember him.

>>75843946
Lithuanian """gluttony"""

Can't wait to sit back on a 1-0 lead and concede in about the 75th minute leading to 15+ minutes of pure torture lads.

>>75843946
>Olive on Pizza

You have my respect Lithuiania

>>75843989

He's fucking due a big fuck up though, my arse cheeks clench whenever someone gives him a passback.

>>75843982
Aggregate says no

>>75843946
>spend 100m on an official manchester united tm mug

>spend 25p on a pizza

Reminder that United stand to lose £500 million in advertising if they fail to qualify for next years Champions League competition.

Losing this game or a final vs Ajax will mean the death of Manchester United.

>>75843973
dont laugh, i made it myself :(

>all those customers in the first row

>>75844004
>Implying this whole season hasn't been full torture

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I thought La Liga was only 2 teams
Why are Celta Vigo a threat?

lmao eplelbtfo good one lad

>>75843997
dont @ me cuck

>>75844012
Just because you lose on aggregrate doesn't mean you lost today, its because you lost a week ago you went out.

>>75844009
That vacant stare gives me nightmares too

>>75844026
Golly gee, I sure couldn't tell, NegaBolivia.

>>75844037
you heard me, cunto

now fuck off

>>75844026
are you a manlet? there is 3 bites there

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>>75843973
it really isn't that funny mate...

>>75844026
Looks nice.

>>75844037
>cuck

XD

Ebin! Le cuck meme!!!!!11111

Am \I 4channing right guys ? ;)

*DABS*

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>Captain Valencia

>>75844026
I think it looks really nice, I hope you enjoyed it!!! :D

>major european final
what would be a minor one then?

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>>75844026
Looks tasty

>>75844022
Pls let this happen

>>75844041
Don't worry it's just fetal alcohol syndrome

>>75844070
Super Cup

>>75844026
looks okay 2bh

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>>75844022
Don't worry there's always Salford City FC backed by the class of '92

>>75844066

>Not Fellaini

>Mfw Rooney comes on full kit wanker to lift the trophy in the final

>>75843990
>mfw his team is second in China super league and Oscar plays in the team

who /galiza/ here?

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>>75844026
can I have some

Why do Europa League games look so comfy lads?

How many tap-ins will Jesse Lingard miss tonight?

holy shit Celta is full of manlets

>>75844022
>£500 million
Closer to 20

>>75844070
The European Super Cuck.

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>>75843739

>>75843990
>You know remember Martin Jol

Why were there black white redflags? Muh syrian refugees?

>>75844103
CL games are usually predictable one-sided stomps like buyern-arsenil

in here, anyone can win

>>75844109
>muh manlets

Go back to apehoop Jerome

>>75843542
>Freddos
>10p

this cup is a joke la

Who here supports the team with the more bbc?
Who blacked here?

>POOGBA
>100 MILLION

>>75843930
what you growing lad?

I want you manure customers to open your eyes and see where your team is playing. In a game against Celte de Vigo. Think about that

>Darmian finally shaved his bum fluff

Well I never

Paul Pogshit hahhahhsha this aguy SUCKS

Why is the GOAT Man United kit Red shirts and Black Shorts

>poobag

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>>75844112
Your move Joe

>Poobag

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>>75843946
>Biblija vaikams

why

Is this, dare I say it, a 4-1-4-1?

>Dabs it out of play

>>75844117
You know? Sense when are Britbongs bad at English?

Pogba is a joke

>Pog

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>>75844135

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>>75844134


ALERT ALERT

MANLET DETECTED

CODE RED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>poogba

poo ba

No new Johnsen, No new Berg, No new Solskjær. Still a fan!

Let's go!

>Dab

>>75844178

>my colesterooolllllllllll

>>75844178
Goddamn I could crush a 15 egg sando right now

>You now remember the Europa League

>Pogba teasing the galegos
based

>>75844060
>>75844068
>>75844075
>>75844085
>>75844100

thanks lads :3

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE """MIGHTY""" MANCHESTER UNITED ARE UNIRONICALLY TRYING TO WIN THE EUROPA LEAGUE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2008 WAS A LONG TIME AGO

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>>75844178

he really is a shitty cook isn't he.

M-MUH BACKSTRAP ELK N JALAPENOS

>pool poobag

Europa League feels like watching 90s Champions League in a shit way of it

>tfw the Navixsport stream hasn't started yet

>>75844211
>British cuisine

Neither lad

>>75844211
LEFT

>>75844211
>Scotland

Annex it

>>75844211

Absolutely disgusting.

>>75844211
both look shit desu

>>75844211
neither

>>75844211
#1

>>75843695

>2D GF

>>75844211
The one without pooinloo of course

>>75844211
#2

>>75844208
>winning is bad

>>75844211
Second easy.

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>>75844211
Why are they shot at different angles? Looks like left got more, but it's cheaper.

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>ROMERO ALREADY HAVING TO MAKE THAT SAVE

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>>75844135
Fuck off paki

Blind shitting the bed

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>Lingard

LITERALLY WHAT IS THE POINT PUT MATA ON NOW YOU PRICK

Iago ""

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>>75844127
They've been around for a while now you casual

>>75844211

Defo left

>ribs
>wings
>salted chilli chips


based

>>75844225
Shhhh

>>75844225
I'm watching it right now lad.

I'm glad Sisqo found something to do after the Thong Song

>>75844211

stop eating that muslim made shit Nigel

A wild guess: Pogba will not deliver.

>>75844211
WHY DONT THESE EXIST IN SOUTH ENGLAND

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>>75843946
>>75844016

>>75844211
neither

just get a fucking Donner and chips if you want something skanky

>spending £10 on all that shit

>>75844135
>/sp/ mod

I don't think they exist. Sometimes global mods come here to get rid of nudity when someone reports it, that's about it.

>>75844257
poobag needs a hype man

>>75844231

Its northern ireland

>>75844257
llourinho hates mata

>>75844211
Why would you pay to eat shit?

>>75844271
Ok muhammad bin paella

>>75844211
You could get a steak and a pint at spoons for that much

>>75844262
But those are the panarabic colors how cucked are you over there?

>>75844180
damn, thats some CSI shit..
i use bible as a coaster

Watching United is pure fucking Torture

>>75844278
speaking of that, where is the robot jew when he is needed?

>>75844274
It looks like shit, you're better without it, lad

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>Live: Will Manchester United win the most important match in the clubs history?

Estonian news with the bantz

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>>75844272
>leave Swansea to me
>*bullies Crystal Palace*

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>>75844193
who dish jish wish? *sniff*

>>75844301
ban me then you stupid fat nigger.

>>75844308
nice dab

>>75844298
Best possible use for it desu

Evening >>75844318

Please refrain from using vular language/racism :).

- /sp/ mod

Hancook tyres any good?

>Impersonating a Mod is illegal

>>75844308
Top fucking kek, Manure ANNIHILATED by Estonia

>>75844302
Add a fucking Bein Sports stream to that mix and I'm about to open my writs.

>>75844321
t. muhammad al-paki

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>>75844321

busy cunt 6th official

>>75844331
nigger :)

>>75844340

>>75844317
why does he touch his nose everytime he is explaining his opinion?

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>>75844310
>bullies Crystal Palace

pfft get on my level

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* Bites your dick off*

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>>75844296

Not as cucked as you

>>75844345
>>75844347
Fuck off, all religion is equally shit.

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>>75844335
theyre typical chinese shit. pretty much exclusively sold in the united club shop

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>>75844340

>>75844351
It's a nervous tick, I think.

My gf didnt want to watch the game so I said that usually when Pogba plays you can see his cock sliping out of his shorts to convince her.
Did I do good lads?

Is anyone even watching the game?

>>75844340

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>>75844362

>>75844356
*takes the hobbits to isengard*

>>75844362
*tips fedora*

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>>75844362

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>>75844362

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What did they mean by this?

>>75844374
Anon, I...

>mfw i use Europa League as background noise so it's not as quiet in my room

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>>75844362

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