/180/: BETWAY PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS NIGHT 15

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>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm BST start, all matches best of 12 legs)
Chizzy v James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade
Taylel v SnackP&Ot
Snakeshite v Barney
MvGOAuTism v Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson

>Week 15 permutations
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/onr6y5pxtnku1wv03851z3k9j/title/all-to-play-for-in-aberdeen

>Week 15 preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1oh4lwwv2exaj16wn5lgpiihgt/title/betway-premier-league-aberdeen-preview

>Week 14 review
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1wcz9mhc1nmdb1qeuw4xlseasf/title/betway-premier-league-night-14

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Looks like MVG's little run is over

And we're on now.

It is happening again

>flashing images
Oh boy

inb4 massive chizzy choke

>Gwynney on commentary again
oh christ

>dave chokenall

>no 100-120 finish
Poor form, Wade.

>chisnall barely averaging 80

And Chizzy is officially out of the race for the O2.

Fucking bottler.

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>>75843506
It's not like we expected anything else.

Oh look, Chisnall playing with zero pressure on him.

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>Wade

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>alright, Anon?

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>>75843782
S T O K E

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IT

IS

TIME

HE

IS

HERE

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THE CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD

THE GOAT

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>that sprint up the stairs
gassed already

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>Taylel

>it's a "Lewis bends over for Taylor" episode

>that attempt on D20 by Taylel
wew

>>75843972
>tfw Germanbro is back

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>>75844027
Probably a different German, but thanks for the warm welcome all the same. :3

>THAT D12 ATTEMPT
FUCK YOU FATTY

>Poois

>>75844044
;)

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>Lewis pretending to resist

>Taylor ton plus to break opponent waiting on a single dart finish [x]

>Taylel antics

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If Lewis could play like this all the time, he'd be top 3 in the world.

>Lewis getting the crowd going
lel

Odds on Wright having the Scottish flag painted on his hair?

>>75844419
evens

has as much value as betting on kim huybrechts to become a top 8 player

>lewis giving up

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A certain inevitability once it went 5-5.

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TWL

>>75844440
lyl

At least now he can return to his baltis.

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>even Ronnie O'Sullivan phoned me last week

>ronnie o'sullivan namedrop
>I had a meeting with uncle barry
>genuinely thinking roidlet or blubby will get into the PL next year

fucking philth

big Mens in the premiership next year perhaps?

>>75844803
barry has him on his hitlist after rejecting it this year so no chance he'll be invited back

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>>75844837
hamburgers.

Mon the Barns.

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B A R N E Y

>no head art for once
>mohawk is still blue with white in it
Tit.

>it's a Barney on a hypo episode

>this pitiful performance by Barney

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>Borney

Peter Wright has got away with so many poor performances this Premier League

>>75845546
Didn't even average 97 there.

Thankfully for him, Barney didn't bother playing.

>If MVG draws, Wright wins the league by 1 leg
>7 of those legs won were because Kim's mother died
Bracing for controversy.

>Diabeetus

>it's always tough to play Barney
Clown doing a Taylor there.

Also, I've just realised that regardless of the result in the next match, it'll be Wright-Taylor and MVG-Anderson at the O2.

>uh
>uh
>uh
Is this Wright's new gimmick?

>>75845692
>win match
>inhale hairspray
>do interview

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>>75845744

>they will never use the best gary anderson montage ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzhgYis4Bxw

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>>75845815
>tfw I literally just wanted to post the same video
One of the GOAT montages

fuck, espn's stumbling more than that Wright interview

>booing a 180
>Scotland

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THAT 124 ON THE BULL TO BREAK

ABERDEEN SILENCED

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DAT 124

>Gando in charge of making breaks count

THAT HUGE 145 FROM GANDO

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DAT 145

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AUTISMWINSLOL AUTISMWINSLOL AUTISMWINSLOL AUTISMWINSLOL AUTISMWINSLOL AUTISMWINSLOL AUTISMWINSLOL AUTISMWINSLOL AUTISMWINSLOL AUTISMWINSLOL

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AutismPrevailsLOL

MvGs finishing has been absolute shit the last few weeks, will have to be better next week

>>75846294
Yeah, his finishing has been crap.

Still averaged 103.5 despite a finishing percentage of 30%.

>MVG mentions the partisan crowd
>doesn't whine about it
If only Pheel could be like that...

Shoutout to the MVP of tonight: Part's belt

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>>75846542

>>75846576
lyl

And that last dart D20 ends the Premier League round robin phase, which went down to the final match.

Dave Chisnall predictably imploded when it mattered as he threw away any chance of making it to the O2 against James Wade. The pressure somehow broke through to the dense dimwit's vacuum of a skull as he struggled early doors, averaging well under 90 and only winning 2 of the first 8 legs to be eliminated from contention. However, when Wadey hit 82 to secure a point, Chizz finally roared into life, hitting a 129 on D18 on the way to 4 successive legs to claim a draw on his exit.

Phil Taylor played out a cracking fixture against Adrian Lewis that saw the senior Stokie pushed for 8 legs by the junior before the inevitable gifting of a victory. Snackpot missed D12 for the first ever TV 9 darter against the Prowler but averaged well north of 100 for the majority, Phil's 110 to level it at 2-2 countered by Lewis's 122 for a 4-2 lead and then 114 for 5-3. Alas, this was to be Fatpot's last leg of the PL as he unsurprisingly surrendered to his master and finished bottom of the top 8.

Peter Wright ended his league campaign with a very simple near-walkover of a disinterested Raymond van Barneveld. RVB clearly couldn't be bothered, what with his elimination last week and Wright not needing to play to his best to win; only the 116 to win from the Clown the real exciting bit.

Michael van Gerwen therefore needed to win to claim his 5th successive top spot, and he did. Despite only finishing 30% of his checkout attempts, the 103.6 average bested a Gary Anderson who didn't really get going until MVG slammed in a 124 to break into a 3-1 lead that saw 4 consecutive breaks before the Autism Express ended the streak with a last dart D5. Gando's 145 in the next leg proved to be his last of the match as Mighty Mike held on to win.

So the play-offs from the O2 next week will be as follows:
>Michael van Gerwen v Gary Anderson
>Peter Wright v Phil Taylor

See you then.