/nba/ General: LIFTOFF EDITION

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First for Spurs

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>>75840531
Second

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT7ncb4gf_b/
XD

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>>75840531
Tercero

>>75840548
Dude, it pisses me off that me and my girls song became a fucking meme.

Out of all the songs in the world, our song.

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>>75840548
KEK

Flopping ass faggot

>>75840557
Pick a new one fuccboi.

I suggest Ed Sheeran Shape of You

>>75840548
kevin harlan almost says "OH SHIT" right there

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>>75840599
Good taste xd

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I know yall aint hating on my boy Kawhi

>>75840786
This desu

Reminder that only redditers hate the Rockets. R

>>75840786
hope his ankle is ok

>>75840848
t. reddit

Why are apehoop pundits on ESPN, TNT and FS1 on the Wizards' bandwagon and never giving the Celtics' gang of scrubs any credit?

Did this Boston team piss off the sports media?

>>75840862
T. Reddit.

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>>75840872
>T.

So how 'bout them Rockets.

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>>75840925

>>75840879
>>75840963
Reddit detected.

>spudoras trying to pin the reddit meme on cockshits fans

Oi I am laffin

>>75840867
Boston has a reputation around the sports world that spans the entire sports spectrum.

Nobody likes us, they'll sooner stake their reputation on looking like a complete fool than give Boston sports teams credit for doing anything good.
I think the Celtics are the most underrated team in this entire playoffs, you heard at the start of the playoffs they were being called "the worst 1 seed in NBA history" which is ridiculous now, but some people still hold to that notion.

All in all, don't listen to non-boston beat writers and media people if you wanna hear un-biased Boston Sports opinions.

>>75841060
Boston is a racist shithole. Thats why no one wants to talk about them.

>>75841087
>no one wants to talk about them.
What world do you live in where this is the case?

Media people use any chance they get to slander Boston Sports teams.

>>75841033
Have you seen the average Rockets forum? It's the most fedora NBA fan base I've seen, and it's a fake sense of entitlement with a laughable common sense of ego.

Spurs forums are smaller, have a rightful sense of entitlement due to their success, yet skeptical. Spurs fans on here are the minority, while Rockets fans in general as far as the internet goes are cancer in the majority.

Only one that tops them are the Warriors fans. Cavs fans are close to wearing out their welcome since it's all new success based on LeBron and nothing else despite the fact they used to hate him with a passion.

>>75841107
clutchfans is retarded chink rockets fan leftover from the yao era: the forum

>>75841033
Texas is a reddit state.

Only reason I want Spurs to win is so the Popovich dominance over D'Antoni continues

>>75841060
I know homers but in this postseason every analyst and pundit never gave this team any credit for their wins and would excuse that their opponents are just playing shit.

CSN sounds like Sean Hannity in comparison.

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what the fuck is his problem?

>>75841211
it's a clever ruse

>>75841211
He's always hungry, but not for a win, for a big dinner

>>75841211
He's softer than 34D natural titties with pink puffy nipples.

Doesn't take it to the hole and settles for tough fadeaway jumpers. Doesn't pass it enough and chokes in the spotlight.

who's the leader in spurs locker room?

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>>75841249
Forgot your image

>>75841264
be serious

>>75841249
ginobili maybe?

>>75841249
Tony Parker or Kawhi

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essential /nba/-core

>>75841326
Kawhi isn't a leader, he's expected to be one in the future but Ginobili and Parker clearly have rank.

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>>75841211
>can never get easy bunnies
>can't get a rebound cause his fingers are coated in oil
>can't post harden or Andersen instead settles for a turnaround fade
>can't read the spurs system and made good passes
I literally can't take it anymore, but i'll be honest he made some good plays in OT

>>75841248
>He's softer than 34D natural titties with pink puffy nipples

Hnnggg

>>75841335
>>75841356
>>75841386

I have all of these, 2 is the best imho. haven't heard 2.5

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>when she sees the BBC

>>75841370
>>75841386
>>75841400
>>75841415
>>75841424
What are you doing...?

>>75841442
posting /nba/-core clearly

is lil pump /nba/-core?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CYVuNcP4_o

>>75841441
Requesting the Pepe shooting DeRozan Wojak in the head image and leaving his corpse on the ground to bleed out.

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>lil pump drinking from a whataburger cup

absolutely /nba/-core

>>75841464
>bitch I ball like a piston
He must not know the pistons are trash

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>>75841470

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>/nba/-core
>/mu/ for 12 year olds

>>75841599
How come we never got a webm of this?

>>75841611
I bet you fucking searched on youtube for it, creep.

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>>75841625
Guilty.

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ITTY

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BITTY

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BALLER

Would the Spuds trade for him?

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ive made significant progress regarding the /nba/ stream's ability to use the 4chan api to add posts here to streams

essentially, it uses a combination of using curl to call the 4chan api, outputting that json to html and then sending it pandoc (which converts the html to plaintext)

im now figuring out how to handle quotes such as
>>75841570

particularly concerning is when it's not at the start of a line

ideally i'd want to strip it because it loses context in the stream anyway

also writing this in part to see how it handles walls of text

go spurs

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>>75841994
see pic related

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>>75841994
yeah like how your shitty video turned out HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75841974
No, Spurs really don't have any assets outside some minor roleplayers and can't make trades, they build through second round draft picks and FA signings, especially with undervalued veterans like David Lee.

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>>75842009
cmd line...

>>75841599
me in the bottom middle

>>75840807
he should be fine, i bet he could have played but pop is a madman and he couldn't resist the lure of 4d chess...

Every single person here should be using their wasted time browsing /nba/ when it's slow and dead on studying your team's, and other significant team's, cap situations and moves they can make in FA.

A good /nba/ is a /nba/ that understands basic CBA rules and tactics GMs can use.

For too long casuals here have posted ignorant opinions during the off season and embarrassed themselves with their lack of real situational knowledge of historical off season moves and present off season moves.

Educate yourself or never ever make a post concerning opinion about trades, signings, or cuts.

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>>75842080
>A good /nba/ is a /nba/ that understands basic CBA rules and tactics GMs can use.

>>75842080
The Lakeys are signing everyone.

>>75842103
>>75842105
Cancer

Get out

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>>75842103
>>75842105
Hmmm......

Interesting cancer

>>75842080
I agree with this man.

Another note, cap percentage is more important than gross contract amounts. As well as yearly income and options/guaranteed money amount.

>>75841974
LMA for JV and cojo who says no?

>>75842080
Where do you suggest one should start acquiring this knowledge?

>Suns didn’t draft Kawhi Leonard, in part, because he sweated too much during interview

>But with a front office conducting its first draft in Phoenix, then-General Manager Lance Blanks’ staff did not have Leonard in the discussion. Part of the Suns’ knock on Leonard, beyond his perimeter shot, was how nervously he acted in a draft combine interview, when he sweated through his suit.

is he /ourguy/?

>>75842154
This

I recommend RealGM's GM Resources and Team page, and Spotrac's in general for all contract information.

Hoopshype is good for learning news and collects twitter posts from reputable sources.

>Al Horford ranks 3rd in the NBA Playoffs in win shares. LeBron James and Kawhi Leonard are the only two players ahead of him.

My god it's true, /nba/ really is never right ahahahahahahahah

>>75842172
Kinda wierd to think that kinda guy won finals MVP against Lebum. Would had two if not for Ray Allen

>>75842162
Give a basic read through of the NBA CBA wiki page and use these websites >>75842195

Take note of the 2011 CBA and the Rose rule.

Now read through the recent CBA and the new Supermax contract. Keep aware of the current and most recently projected max salary cap.

Learn of the effects of the luxury tax and how debilitating the repeaters tax is.

>>75842223
>thunder could've had westbrook, durant, and horford

j u s t

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>>75842223
>win shares

I bet you think Javale McGee is the best center in the league because he overachieves in garbage time playing with Curry and/or KD at the same time, has inflated PER and RPM

https://youtu.be/bMMtpvcfqBk?t=19

You can't make this shit up.

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>>75842223
>win shares

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what did he mean by this?

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>>75842172
>s-stop staring at me Blanks-sama
>he now has the rinnegan

>>75842312
based 2bh

>>75842157
>cojo and hill return to the Spurs

Fuck. I bet Pop is a 33rd degree Freemason

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http://www.fiba.com/basketballworldcup/2019/americas-qualifiers/fullschedule

Who exactly is gonna play in these?

>>75842377
D leauge players. Most likely the D leauge all stars.

NOT BANNED ANYMORE LOL SUCKS 4 YOU

i soo badly wanted to shitpost that lowry was coming to the Lakers when he opted out, someone give me a play by play on how Canada reacted hearing this news

>>75842410
nobody cared we're passed it

>>75842461
so this is what it feels like coming out of a coma. cp3spooky4me

>>75842468
Based

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is jonathan simmons /ourguy/?

is he qbp?

>>75842503
the blunt is lite? is that some sort of new lite weed like lite beer? lol spudoras are getting worse by the game.

>i don't smoke weed, i smoke lite weed.
>fedora.jpg

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>>75842524
Lite weed is the high without the munchies.

what did he mean by this
>>75842503
im serious when im ask this

>Craptors swept
>Celties about to go to the ECF
>Lowry so shook he's leaving Toronto

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Eat shit leafs, don't ever put my team's name in your fucking mouth again

>>75842664
Um, you know your team is ass and will be destroyed against the Cavs, very likely to lose the next game against the Wizards, and possibly a lose in Game 7 right?

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>>75842664
>my team

>>75842710
>implying the Jizzards can win on the road

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Just found out Powell regularly works out with Westbrook in the off season because he went to UCLA.

Raptors should be ready for the Powell era, he's making another major jump in his game this off season.

http://www.torontosun.com/2017/05/08/joseph-ready-to-step-into-void-if-lowry-leaves

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>/nba/ is just as shook as John Wall

Lmaooooo

>>75842753
powell? at the one? hmmm, can he shoot like lowry? desu from the top of my head all i can remember is him dunking.

>>75842051
proof of concept here

twitch.tv slash
anonfromnbageneral

its still a bit buggy though, it should only pull the first line from what you guys write

im working on centering it correctly now

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>>75842753
DEEPEST LORE

Why don't you guys start saying the wrong thing on purpose since you're always wrong so the opposite will come true

>>75842811
If he's working out with Westbrook you know he can't shoot.

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>>75842816
neat

>>75842811
Cory Joseph will be the projected starting PG. Powell is clearly a SG. But he's athletic and fast so learning offense from Westbrook is perfect, especially transition scoring, where Powell is at his best and shown major flashes.

He has potential to be a combo guard and a playmaker but there's no way he can be a starting PG until years from now.

He's played some PG but that's as a third-fourth string backup with Wright having more than him, now Van Vleet.

>>75842157
>Cojo and hill
Hnnng

>In his last D-League appearance Powell set the franchise record for points scored in a game with 36 on 15-27 shooting in 39 minutes and added 12 boards, 6 assists, 2 steals and a blocked shot. With the Raptors 905, Powell is averaging 24.9 points per game, 6 more than Wright.

>“I was just comfortable getting to my spots in my midrange area,” Powell told Pro Bball Report after his record setting night. “That’s one of the strengths of my game. My pull-ups, creating space off the pick-and-roll (when) guys go under and waiting for the re-screen, they go under again and from 17′ I’m knocking them down or getting to the rim and just being effective. I feel comfortable out there, especially when I just get to play my game.

>“My game is to score, get to the rim, create off the dribble, put pressure on defenses and I’ve been doing that really well in my opportunity down there.”

>As much as Powell has been showing off his scoring ability with the 905, the Raptors are looking for him to develop his point guard skills and it’s happening. Powell is averaging 4.6 assists per game in the D-League.

>“That’s what they want me to go down there and do,” Powell explained. “Work on my playmaking ability. I am running heavy minutes at the point guard down at the D-League, setting up guys off my penetration, drive-and-kicks, pick-and-roll for the bigs rolling or popping on their reads and that’s something that translates well when I get the opportunity to get thrown up at that position up here (with the Raptors).

>“I feel that I am a combo player and I can play multiple positions. I feel that it really important. I feel that it gives this team another look, another lineup that can go small and make it tough for bigs in pick-and-roll situations when you have two quick point guards that can put pressure on defenses and create for others.

>“For me to be able to develop that will add another layer to my game.”

john wall is shook perhaps

>>75842983
>caring about d league performances

Lmfao

>>75843005
>not caring about development of promising players

>not caring about a player making a transition to PG when it was just discussed in this thread about his potential at PG

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>>75842983
>setting up guys off my penetration

>“The Celtics held a big halftime lead Wednesday night against the Washington Wizards, but players wanted the victory so badly they were ‘getting into it’ with each other, according to Avery Bradley. He later explained to MassLive.com that players were losing their cool, screaming at each other. They had controlled the first half, but they were fighting with themselves. ”

>“The emotions could have spilled over into the second half, endangered the big advantage Boston had built, and given the Wizards the opening they needed. Instead, as Bradley told MassLive.com, ‘Al stopped it like that.'”

I guarantee it was Jaylen and Marcus getting into yet another slapfight over who was going to be a bigger bust.

>>75843039
you broke my script faggot

>>75843022
90% of those d league "stars" do literally nothing in the NBA

>>75843046
Powell isn't a D league star and does things in the NBA.

You're fucking retarded and don't even know anything about the subject.

>>75843078
You mean go 6-19 in 36 minutes to go with 3 rebounds and 2 assists and 2 steals

He's right
https://youtu.be/v08jKoggkTk

>>75843166
don't click on this, it's a phishing scam to get your information, just like the
>muh stream that displays 4clams posts

How many points do the rockets win by today? A nice 20 margin?

>>75843208
Nah they lose

>>75843166
>KD still mad about getting laughed at

>>75843250
KD loves hazelnut

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>this thread

>mfw analysts say no one can challenge the memes or cavs
>no one mentioned the spuds

lol my sides. sorry spurdos, you fucked up by signing leElbowJumpShooterBig

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>>75842883
thanks m8, still has some kinks to work out but its looking good so far

>>75843198
its real, i streamed last week but my upload couldn't handle the quality I wanted to put out

i got a internet guy coming next month, but that's literally the earliest they could send him out, frontier sucks ass desu

https://streamable.com/c553p

>>75843351
are you telling me we'll all be able to watch sports together like friends?

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>>75843435
i have no clue what you are talking about desu

>>75843437
we already do that here? why does /nba/ need another website?
>inb4 4jam isn't fast enough to post in real time sport waahh wahhh

>>75843351
What's the fucking point of this? This is literal autism

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Who /noplayoffs/ here?

>>75843539
identity theft, some autist is trying to get muh credit card information.

>Jordan
3 rings in 3 tries
>Duncan
3 rings in 3 tries
>Kobr
3 rings in 3 tries
>Lepoop
3 rings in 7 tries

Really made me think....

lets say spuds take the west, can they even compete with lebron? i feel klove an TT will bully the shit out of him.

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"blocks your path"

>>75843788
*go past him real quick because chinks are horrible at basketball

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>curry
>thompson
>durant
>green
>pachulia

vs

>billups
>hamilton
>prince
>sheed
>ben
who wins in a best of 7 series?

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>>75843539
>>75843616

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>>75843788
>>75843822
>looked up his mix tape
>lay ups and basic bitch passing

jordan wtf you doing? lmao a non dunking asian?

>>75843833
>billups
i laughed at that exact point

>>75843702
>klove bullying anyone

Lmao bro you funny. The only big that will give them problems is TT. Other than that a Spurs vs Cavs would be a 7 game series with Spurs winning because home court and Cavs lack of defense.

>>75843539
Its actually pretty cool imo

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> ywn be able to live in the 90s ball era
> ywn see basketball have more than 3 good teams again
> fast forward 15 years
> white people are banned from the league and can only be water boys
> commentary is michael and jameele just crying about racism
> refs are just blowing whistles and giving out technicals for trying too hard
> teams will start getting handicaps to level the playing field

damn...westdickrider BTFO yet again

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>>75844190
Wrong

>>75844190
What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck are you even talking about? Why the fuck have you allowed yourself you become like this and how do your parents feel about it?

>>75841060
>don't listen to non-boston beat writers and media people if you wanna hear un-biased Boston Sports opinions.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAA

oh man
thanks anon

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>>75844325

Westdickrider is furious lmao

>>75844451
Your parents love you, but you don't love yourself or them.

Take a step back and think about how you truly feel about life.

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Did yall see this

>>75844561
are we making that word popular or something? or does John Wall browse /nba/?

>>75844561
Hinks told him about us i guess
What a time to be alive

>>75844561
>not me though
>not me
>not
>me
>though

Poor John, poor poor John.

I don't think he'll ever be unshook. He fights so hard, he'll never admit it.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS MARIO?

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>>75844600
>we

>>75844648
>us

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>this samefagging

>>75844799
please stop spamming the general with these images, and no, no one wants to join your stupid stream to get their identity stolen.

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>passive aggressive shitposting

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>awkward Iverson posting

Carey you never learn

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>170 posts
>37 posters

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>2017
>Drakeposting

>>75842172
You'd think an organization that's stationed in the middle of a desert would forgive a sweaty interviewee but nope, they're hyper-sensitive about sweaty athletes.

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This is why we can't have nice things

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>>75844832
>no one wants to join your stupid stream to get their identity stolen

>>75844960
>nice things

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I'm the king of the harry alliance now

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Its just me and you perry

>>75845016
Harry is 7kt he's been exposing his pattern too much lately

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>nice things
>literally banned from utube

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who /HA/ here?

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He doesn't post here anymore, enough

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>>75845095
sup little nigga

>>75845050
this has been obvious for a while now.

BBA stop

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>gomeds joins harry
>7kt joins harry
>food4lyfe joins weight watchers

/moo/ is the most cucked crew on /nba/

lmao

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>this thread

westdickrider is losing it right now!!!

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Basketball.

why are my wizzies such trash

7kt=harry=westdickrider=rbl=SPC=thatnerdwhokeepsmakingoffsiteaccountsrelatedto/nba/=obese roleplayer

https://youtu.be/EtiFyvzFEOs

>MJ got swept 3 times in the first round until he was almost 26

lmao

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can we all now admit /moo/ ruined /nba/

>>75845405
>MJ IS THE G-GOAT
>gets carried in most finals

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Who are the softest players in the NBA?

Not making the finals counts as a finals loss

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>>75845438
>MJ without Pipgod
>swept in the first round

>Pipgod without MJ
>lose ECF in 7

makes ya think

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Want a spooky story, /nba/?

>http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/nba/the-mysterious-disappearance-of-john-brisker-the-sonics-legend-who-never-was/

I'm like bitch who is your mans
Can't keep my dick in my pants

I hope my spursies win

>>75845880
>these are considered bars in 2017

>>75845884
They will. Rockets are gassed and D'Antoni won't go beyond his 7 man rotation. Watch Rockets brick shots tonight while Spurs grind out a win.

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Pop's plan is to lose 3 of the first 4 games to Golden State.

>>75846128
Is it cause he wants to be the first team to come back 3-0?

What's it like to talk about basketball?

>>75846128
>le 3-1 meme

>>75846226
What do you wanna talk about famalam?

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Why does he shoot so many 3s when he's so bad at them?

No one that shoots less than 30% should be taking more than 2 3s a game never mind 10

>>75846221
No, the Spurs must win one of the first 3. After that, Durant and/or Curry can reliably be counted on to choke away the last three games of the series.

>>75846254
normally he'd be shooting 3 FTs instead but pop has trained his team against that bullshit

>mfw Kings have 2 draft picks
>mfw Kings will fuck up the development of 2 future stars

Would Pop and Ingram be the ultimate 4D chess collab

>>75846254
He's even worse in clutch time. No idea why the Rockets gave him the last shot the other night. Clearly hoping for a foul, I guess.

>>75846254
He fell for the meme chuck.

>>75846367
That seems to be my idea of why they continue to make him shoot 3s in the hope he gets fouled

>>75846314

There are only 3 stars in this draft and the kings won't pick any of them

Which has more drawing power. GSW vs Spurs or GSW vs Rockets?

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Fresh OC Spurbros

>>75846444
Who's in this coming draft? I haven't heard anything.

where can i get the we out here hat

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>>75846450
>tfw 4 panel meme comics like it's 2013

thank you

I don't understand how people can like Harden. Everything he does is so anti basketball and just his attitude and demeanor. Giving him an MVP is like giving a vegan award to someone who hm eats meat. The dude isn't helping basketball, he's killing it.

>>75846609
the only people that like harden are houston fans. his game is one of the ugliest to watch

>>75846609
>posting this on /nba

Sorry, we only like players who hustle and do things that don't show up on the stat sheet

>>75846450
great play from manu, but harden would've bricked that 3 anyways 2bh

I just know my spurs won't let me down tonight

>>75840786
Words cannot describe how much I hate her face. Fuck the casting director that brought her into our lives.

>>75846482

Fultz is the next Wade

Josh Jackson is the next pg13

Dennis Smith is the next Westbrook

The reat are memes

>>75846450
cringed desu

What's wrong with Cavs and GSW in the finals again? Wasn't the golden age of Basketball just Celtics and Lakers in the finals every year?

>>75846927
yo shutup

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>yfw the spuds draft a player at 29 who has a better career than Memezo Ball

>>75841087
This is the kind of thinking that makes ESJWPN and their ilk shit on the celtics. There's this unspoken meme that liking the celtics is racist cause something something Larry Bird

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Really makes you think

>>75847051
Fully expecting this

>>75847205
but the spurs already have a soft playoff choker in aldridge

>>75847280
Pop is playing 3D chess. He's not bound to such simple reason.

2 negatives make a positive!

>>75846759
t. Skip

>>75847205
No. Its Jaunty legacy time now that Parker is gonna be out

>>75847205
I have a sneaking suspicion that he will go to the Jizz

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>>75847351
MY SPURS DO NOT LOSE IN THE SEMIFINALS TWO YEARS IN A ROW

THEY WILL MAKE THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS but alas, "KEVIN DURANT'S" WARRIORS *with finger quotations and emphases on Kevin Durant* BECAUSE IT IS HIS TEAM, WILL WIN THE WEST IN A MORE THAN CONVINCING FASHION

LEBRON JAMES WILL ONCE AGAIN FALL TO THE WARRIORS AS DRAYMOND GREEN WILL NOT BE SUSPENDED AND SAVE LEBRON'S LEGACY LIKE RAY ALLEN DID FOR HIM AS WELL

Shannon: SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP HOL ON HOL ON, WHA? SKEEEEEEEEEEEUP LET ME SPEAK SKEEUP

KING JAMES WILL NOT BE DENIED

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Spurs win. 115-102. I come from the future.

>>75847595
Kek

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>>75847595
>SKEEYUPs internally

Guys I have a suspicious feeling that Gowiz is Tony Kornheiser....

both of them are DC sports fans and Kornheiser probably takes meds too....

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>>75847734
>mfw kornheiser predicted the wiz would win game 5 and the caps would win game 7 followed by the stanley cup and they both lost

stream is up in the LD, watching the 2003 asg until the spuds rackets game starts

>>75846800
Smith Jr. or Fultz?

Is Baby Sabonis worth keeping for Da Thunder?

where do you guys rank kobe all-time compared to lebron and mj

If LeBron beats this Warriors team, he is the undisputed GOAT. If he doesn't beat them, he's still level with Jordan.

>>75847990
Kobe is like a top 20 player all time. LeBron and Jordan are the two greatest players ever.

>>75847555
And G-Hill back to Spurs. Which equates to the Spurs getting Kawhi for free.

Would kobe still be a top 3 SG right now?

>>75848089
wtf how many dimensions is this?

>>75848140
In his prime or as an old ass nigga?

>>75848159
say healthy 38 year old kobe

Is there a worse player than Jaylen Brown desu?

wew prime tmac was so freaking good, the asg was his playground

kewbie

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>mfw the rapties let Kyle Lousy go and sign Derrick Rose and begin the tank
>mfw my rapties draft Kostas and Thanasis Antetokoumnpo in 2018

Can someone who actually watched Antoine walker explain why he never actually achieved success in the league

>>75848257
>rapties let Kyle Lousy go and sign Derrick Rose

Wouldn't be that bad desu. But Rose is looking for a max so that might be bad.

i really hope the spuds win tonight i got massive money on the game

>>75848321
Pop won't play Kiwi

>>75848465
Pop will play him in the 2nd half

>>75848465
yes he will nigger

>>75848237
how do i into LD

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I GOT LOYALTY GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH SOLDIER'S DNA

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>>75848512

>>75848502
Ask grease, he'll hook you up

LE

The Starters have become a fucking joke.

I remember when it was just Tas and Skeets hosting Court Surfing every week on a Canadian channel. Now that they got signed by the NBA and went Hollywood they literally sold their souls for crappy memes and looking like fools on TV.

DOOR

>>75848594
the starters is straight up for faggots. none of them ever played sports and are corny and reddit as fuck.

STOPPER

>>75848533
who's grease and how do i get in touch with him. please no bully

PEE

>>75848618
Ok you're pb'd now Terry, I've had enough

>>75848465
CIA POP
he's playing

>Kawhi will not play in Game 6 says Pop - BR

PEEE

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>>75848594
I dropped them after they started doing political rants desu, I dont care about that shit

MAN

>Kawhi out
5D CHESS

>>75848635
lol i'm just a noob newfag that's trying to understand the terminology and mechanics of all this stuff. like for instance, how can you pb me if i'm just an anon to you? genuinely curious, no ill will here. just dumb and catching up. i've LURKED MOAR but it doesn't help without asking.

>>75848649
7D CHESS

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Is he I say /ourguy/?

>>75848671
back to redit

>>75848649
Simmons is starting.

Still going to win tho.

why is pop such a fucking bitch ass nigger. the only bigger pussy in the league is MUH HEADACHES :((((((((( kerr

just totally bitch made

>>75848703
but reddit sucks balls

>>75848671
Dude it's not even funny. I recognize your pattern, your that guy with the weird obsession with Hinkie, stop.

>>75848671
Tripstalker pls go

>>75848671

mary....

>>75848688
KD is /ourguy/

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>>75848671

>>75848671
Good try, Clips.

>>75848748
>>75848768
lol you guys got me all wrong, but fuck it, i'll figure shit out eventually i guess

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sup guys

>>75848499
>>75848486
>>75848637
Y'all were snivelin'?
Don't @ me

This place is super cringe tonight with all the fan fiction

>>75848512
GAYYYYYYYY

>>75848883
why do you always roleplay as a normie? it's the least fun thing to roleplay as....

If spurs win tonight to will be further proof that Kawhi is just a roleplayer.

>>75848914
All the other times the spurs won without Kawhi was against teams that had without their best player or scrub teams.
Take that for data, Faggot.

what was the italian trip who pretend to be a girl named again?

>>75848943
gomeds

>>75848914
when they win tonight it'll just show what a real nigga simmons is

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>>75848957
this shit right here

>>75848954
fuck off

We can expose two frauds in one stone throw tonight, Kawhi and Harden. Just further proof that WestGOD is definirely the MVP and best player in the league.

>>75849016
hello harrison

>>75848995
lol silly newfags, her name was misa. i know most of you didnt start coming to 4chan until 2015 with your cringeworthy cancer summer of broshits but cmon lmao