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Official Thursday Night NRL Thread

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Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs vs North Queensland Cowboys
Kickoff at 8pm AEST
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Basedogs
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Cowcucks are gunna lose lads
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Put my life savings on the Cows lads
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This thread will not reach 100 posts.
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Allah will bless this thread with a Bulldogs victory over the infidels and 100 posts.
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That fucking guy on the screen
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>tfw have to go the cowcucks because you hate muzzies
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Who /abo/ here?
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Gave a slab to an elder once, now I'm an abo.
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>>75838571
>tfw hope every team ties at nil all this week because you hate abos
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>>75838589
bit of casual racism there mate
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/sp/ would like to acknowledge the original owners of this land, the Shittaposta People.
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>>75838589

White Australia policy 2 when?
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He genuinely thought that was witty and funny.
kek
KEK
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why do black fellas like burning shit so much
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>>75838322
Why do """people""" (fobs, niggers) get so outraged when I point out the best young winger in the league is White?
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>letting an Englishman play during indigenous round
Really?
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Just ordered one of every clubs indigenous jerseys lads
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Just gave some tall bloke some wooden crap I nicked off some sheila, lads
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Holy fucking cringe
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>tfw you ocky strap a small branch to your chest
What a beautiful culture.
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>>75838637
my sides
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Im going all in.

*chips move*
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This is so embarrassing.

The NRL should just give tickets away for free.
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CARN THE DOGGIES
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Imagine dropping Ponga for Ray Thompson
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>>75838643
holy fuck can i be stopped?
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>cowcucks
>no based JT
>losing
Pick all three.
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Based bunker with another correct decision.
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>>75838660
Have you forgotten about Kalyn Ponga?
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How much popcorn chicken do you get with the 10 buck bucket lads? Need dinner tomorrow.
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NRL atmosphere shits on Super league

imagine being surrounded by animated fans KEK how fucking lame

I love just empty faggot seats filled with the players mates and extended family from nz
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>tfw 1 man team
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>>75838669
Kalyn Droppedga
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>>75838678
Based JTs last origin, it's all downhill for QLD after that. KEKEKEKKE
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Based premiership winning, Origin winning, and Australian representative Michael Morgan.
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>poodogs
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Should I cash out for a $7 profit?
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fuck lichaa's a retard
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>>75838714
Trust me, inside tip. Cash out now. All I can say.
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>dat atmosphere

so good

based nrl sticking firm with the expensive prices that attrcact nobody so they can cry to the nsw state government that we need new stadiums to attract people so them and their mates can get paid to build stadiums like in america
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One time when I was a kid we had to go to this naidoc day thing and for lunch we had to have this cheapo kangaroo meat cooked in a hole in the ground that tasted like shit so I threw it out and spent the whole day hungry.
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Based gender neutral touchie

FUCK HADLEY SHUT UP
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BUNKERED
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OH SHIT LADS
THE FEMALE TOUCHIE FUCKED UP
MY BELIEF SYSTEM IS SHATTERED
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Why do Australians hate sports? Why does no one go to the games?
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This week marks the beginning of my epic comeback m8s. I'm fucking BACK.
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>>75838746
It's thursday and it's cold and it's on the telly I think.
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>>75838746
cause sydney has no disposable income due to faggot migrants increasing the price of land so every dollar goes to mortgage or rent/savings

no money left to blow on expensive shit like going to the footy
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refball as fuck
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>>75838757
bit of causal racism to gooks there mate
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>>75838765
bit of casual racism to assume i meant gooks

holy fuck Mbye never once EVER goes to the line
puts the defence in 0 minds because they know he's never gonna try go through them

FUCKWIT
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>not even virtue signalling round can attract a good ground
fuck...someone call the AFL. they've won.
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>>75838780
settle down walkie
Having a packet of CCs for dinner lads
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Ray Thompson making the most of indigenous round
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>>75838780
a viewer who sees gambling commercials at home is worth than a viewer who goes to the game

thats the economics behind this clusterfuck

kill the game for short term profit

cut off the nose to spite the face
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>tfw your 6 teams will never be as bad as these two teams
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Bulldogs getting some sweet refball
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>played Frawley in anticipation of a Cowshits thrashing
>this fucking game

JUST
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Bulldogs win has been predetermined
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Doggies on premiership watch. Inshalla
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Damn this literal homo ref is garbage
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Just told the ref what I thought of him lads
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>poodogs
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Just sent some faggot cunt to the sin bin lads.
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Based premiership winning, Origin winning, and Australian representative Michael Morgan.
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>Bulldogs are somehow worse without Reynolds on the field
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Imagine actually tipping the Fullwogs

KEK
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walkcunt
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based female touchie doing an absolutely outstanding job as usual
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>forgot to tip
>going to get the Cowboys for tonight
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>>75838858
she fucked up before I hate all women now
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>poodugs
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Remember that time a short kick worked out good
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>>75838872
It would work for the based broncGODS
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>des steals the short kick off meme from the walker bros
>"great coaching" says joey

fuck sake what a useless cunt
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Post yfw your club did NOT re-sign des hasler
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>>75838872
Worked pretty good then mate.
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ARYAN'D
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Traded out Hess lads
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Players are letting the inner abo flow through them and doing some good hits. Good shit lads.
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If the anzac game hadn't just happened I would say this is the shittiest and most boring game this year
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>>75838893
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>>75838918
you sound triggered
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damn...just hand over all NRL assets to the AFL. maybe they'll let our teams survive to play their sport.
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Is michael morgan retarded?
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Half time lads gonna do some cocaine.
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>>75838954
he has aspergers
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>>75838643
I fell for it too anon. mfw
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>>75838965
>anon
>tripfag

what did you mean by this
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>>75838954
Yes.
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>>75838969
i mean i fell for betting a lot of money on the bulldogs meme but the cowboys are somehow gassing them.
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>>75838971
Is that the bouncing chick?
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just dropped me guts lads
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>>75838976
Des' game plan is to be behind at half time, thus making victory all the sweeter.
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>2 tries from kicks
Yeah, not convinced. Dogs comeback on the cards.
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>>75839001
>Mbye controlling the team

Yeah I'd rather let a fucking child dictate my actions mate instead of this dumb cunt

Literally the dumbest cunt you can find I think he has brain damage from a HIA back in the day
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>>75839005
I'm the guy you replied to and you couldn't be more wrong you retarded cunt. Please never watch my sport ever again.
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>tfw based DCE schools memeford this weekend
>tfw based Manly put 50 on the Broncucks this weekend
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>>75839008
Don't impersonate me you fuckwit.
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>Walters has guaranteed Myles a spot in Origin this year
Well, if you needed more proof this is NSW's year, here it is.
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>>75839019
I know what you're doing you cunt and it won't work.
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>>75839001
>>75839005
>>75839008
>>75839019
>>75839023
all me
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>>75839011
>mfw
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What is this guy's problem lads.
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>>75839061
was sitting right next to him when dogs played raiders

he's a good lad
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>>75839066
Was just talking shit m8y. I believe ya.
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that's my peem
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>10 more years of Taumaohno making ineffectual statpad runs
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Based Casio watch
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>father asks me if kasiano is italian
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>le fug le cowboys
>le one club
>le
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>he has a father
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Imagine being held scoreless by a cowboys team without thurston
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>>75839107
Is sodoku allowed in islam?
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>>75839107

They were also held scoreless by a Manly team without Thurston
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>>75839107
Even the Knights did better. Sad!
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>>75839112
only if they take some infidels along with them
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>aryan master race beating the multicult team during the indigenous round
Bretty funny lads.
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COMEBACK
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Traded out Hess because he was going to leak cash.

May as well kill myself
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Imagine betting 300 bucks on a shit team and then getting BTFO so hard you take your trip off in shame
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Thoughts on the sharks next game lads? Is it worth a cheeky bet considering their recent coke scandals? Despite no Widdop betting on the dragons to score points looks seriously undervalued.

Dragons over 6.5 points in 1st half: 2.3
Dragons over 12.5 points in 1st half: 6.00
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>>75839122
https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

We don't take comments like that lightly around here anon.
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we're back boys

second half is the dog's half
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Holland looks like de caprio
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>not being able to hold poodogs to nil
Cowcucks really are pathetic
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>>75839132
actually nevermind
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>>75839128
Thoughts on how to get myself out of debt? I was so convinced bulldogs had this game and now I am so convinced that killing myself is a viable option.
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The fuck happened to livestream.com/nrl?

Did NRL decide to not stream shit anymore or am I being fucktarded
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>drop poonga
>start winning
Hmmmmm...........
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>>75839145
He doesn't know
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>>75839144
if you kill yourself the dogs will win next week
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>>75839146
Wait where did poonga end up?
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>>75839151
Spoonfeed me nigga
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Lachlan Poote singlehandedly winning it for the Fullwogs
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>>75839152
Yeah but I'll still be broke

Do I just bet my car on the titans to beat melbourne as an upset?
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Post yfw your team did not sign moses mbye
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>>75839166
>not betting your parents house
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>>75839159
It's live and free on nine. You have no excuse to watch the livestream.
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>>75839166
go to the casino and hit up the roulette tables, wait for 5 reds in a row then bet all you have on black
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Refs in the bulldogs pockets
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Impressive refball
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>>75839176
>>75839183
>bet against my home team because they're not suppose to win this game
>this happens

Also, I don't think that's how probability works anon.
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>>75839183
Good advice here lads
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Literal and unironic refball.
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cowcucks getting roasted by based refs
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>do you wanna follow him
should have fucking clocked the cuck
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Master gambler checking in

Put all my money I intended on betting that night on black. Won, doubled my money and went home
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funny shit
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TOP KEK
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Damn the poodogs are trash
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>>75839177
I don't want to leave my computer though
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hopoouate
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>Truckloads of refball
>Opposition gets binned
>Lose the ball

elite play
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>>75839219
take it with you or bring the tv into your room
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Keen to see Fishbourne and Reeves together again.
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>>75839269
I saw them together with you mom last night
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>>75839280
>mom

fuck off yank
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COME BACK
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THAT FUCKING ELITE TRY
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CARN THE DOGGIES
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>Give the ball to BrenkGOD
>Score

The Bulldogs have finally figured it out
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Passive as fuck defence
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I WANT THAT MULAN MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY

kek
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>>75839292
Walkcunt
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>>75839298
No it's me Sean
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kek

KEK

K-E-K
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my only error was betting on the lebdogs

i shouldve asked hayson and foran first
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The homosexual referee really wants the poodogs to win.
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>>75839306
Have you actually completed a successful multi?
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200 poosts lads
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Just put all my jumpers/trackies in the wash to get ready for winter lads
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I don't have any winter clothes lads. Are hoodies still cool these days?
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>>75839324
don't forget to wash your cum rag
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>>75839183
someone has never heard of the gambler's fallacy
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>>75839331
someone has never heard of a joke
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>>75839324
>he hasn't already been wearing them
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>>75839338
someone has never hard of pascals wager
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>>75839348
someone has never heard of your mum
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Poote dead
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>>75839338
but I've heard of walkcunt
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>sold Ponga
>Coote dies again

Can't fucking win
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>>75839368
https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
You'll be right mate
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>he's not going to watch the based footy show
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>>75839380
Footy show hasn't been based since Sterlo and Chief left and that cricket cunt is now on it
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>Sign up to 9now to watch footy show
>Every time I click log in nothing fucking happens
ARGH HHGHGRH ERGH ISJ
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>>75839422
FUCKING HELP CUNTS
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>>75839449
Sorry, I can't hear you over the amazing laugh out loud comedy and penetrating sports insight provided by Fatty and the gang all for FREE by the amazing Channel 9.
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Holy shit I'm loving this footy show buddies. Where has this been all my life.
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>>75839591
literally started watching monday night with matty johns instead
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>>75839610
It's thursday night mate
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laffingoat, Mannering is OUT
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>>75839639
You can watch full episodes online m8
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Imagine being that faggot who thought we wouldn't get to 100 poosts
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Imagine literally hiring beau ryan to be on your tv show
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Imagine being the 18th man for Country was your career highlight
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Imagine there's no country
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>>75839701
I swear the footy show used to be funny 4 years ago
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Scratch that, he actually played for the Prime minister's 13 once
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Imagine
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starting to fall out of interest in this meme sport again lads
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Last for WalkGod
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Walkbump
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Manly.
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Whoever comes last in the work tipping comp gets fired lads, what do I do
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>>75851788
dragons
rabbits
panthers
storm
broncos
knights
roosters
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who da fuck up lmao
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>>75852298
>Dragons

Cronulla will win tonight
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DraGODS lads
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It's my birthday today m8s. Hopefully that brings me some SC luck tonight.
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>>75856116

Habby birthday :DDD
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>>75856116
happy birthday lad unless you're Josh Addomatic-Car, Gummi Bears RLC or GT's Socialites
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Just ticked some faggots into thinking it's my birthday lads.
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Going to shit up this faggots birthday party tommorow lads
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Just changed my captain from D.Walker to Tedesco, lads
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Going to play shit on purpose tonight lads
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Thinking about scoring a double hat-trick tomorrow night lads.
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Going to root some 17 yr old white pussy tonight lads.
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XD
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>>75856125
Cheers m8

>>75856165
Nah m8 I'm The Fabulous. So you're right.
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what's the new url for pirate bay or kat?

i'm getting cucked by the government right now on kat.cd and thehiddenbay.xyz
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>>75856304
>not having a vpn in the current year of our lord
http://1337x.to/
http://extratorrent.cc/
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need stream link pls
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>>75856316
https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7103166_lsi7nnn75qufw5v2eyu_1@190680/index_2320_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1494661593~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7103166_lsi7nnn75qufw5v2eyu_1%40190680%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=aa6098d5a406bc9563ee33d19626c9683ed404024f893f19ba1fcf907cdcf5e2

cunt
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>pirating
>not having subscriptions for foxtel, stan, netflix and fetch in each room of your house
>being poor
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>>75856360
Unironically this.
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>ywn be as based as the guy with the trumpet in the crowed
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>>75856323
>https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7103166_lsi7nnn75qufw5v2eyu_1@190680/index_2320_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1494661593~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7103166_lsi7nnn75qufw5v2eyu_1%40190680%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=aa6098d5a406bc9563ee33d19626c9683ed404024f893f19ba1fcf907cdcf5e2
THANK YOUUUU I LOVE YOUUU
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>lewis
Just retire already. This is embarrassing
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Just went for a walk lads.
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>>75856461
Based, I've been walking as well thanks to you mate.
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Was that a shoulder charge lads?
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>>75856477
unnecessarily rough contact
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc7w1314m3w
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>poogans
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>Kurt Angle's theme song

Based Trumpet guy
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Why did the thread just start to stink lads?
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>Dragoons
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Poode Pooham is having a barry
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Gayde Gayham
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>>75856508
>sneakily saying 'you suck'

I can dig this.
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>wade graham mpv for the poogons
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>Drumpfgons
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This poomunity WILL NOT get to 350 posts.
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These coked up sharks can't even hold onto the ball lads.
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can't hold on to the ball lads
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Whos the girl lads?
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>>75856617
>drumpfgons will be premiers this year
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Won a premiership despite being painfully average to the point where you forget I exist lads

Hint: I'm posting from the sheds at Kogorah right now and Flanno is yelling at me
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>>75856658
It's me.
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>>75856666
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>>75856617
>>75856642
>>75856661
babbys first NRL game

Sharks will win by like 10 after HT
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>you now remember THIS
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>>75856666
i wanted these digits.

these are rightful /f1/ numbers
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>>75856676
JUST
U
S
T
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Just tricked a guy into thinking I was gay by sucking his dick lads
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>>75856689
How is sucking dick mate? Always wanted to try desu senpai.
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just tricked some faggot kid into thinking i thought he was gay by letting him suck my dick lads
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>>75856681
>>75856676
>QLD Darby
>GRAND FINAL
>16 16
>GOLDEN POINT
>CROWD ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS
>ENTIRE STATE WATCHING
>MOST OF THE COUNTRY WATCHING
>SIMPLE CATCH OF A KICK OFF
>...

I'm honestly surprised he didn't commit that night lads
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Imagine losing to a Dragons team without Widdop and Poogan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXlscZtFvQ0
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Worst no call on a forward pass I've seen.
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>poogons
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>>75856675
KEK
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Based Great Stgeorge Team
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>>75856987
I just put $100 on sharks to win at 2.2:1

Literally free money
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>>75857032
>betting while a game is being played
Ok lad.
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Tricked some faggot into putting $100 on the Sharks lads
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>>75857041
Are you autistic?
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Fafita royally screwed the pooch harder than Canadians do then.
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>>75857090
>tfw to scared to talk to strangers so I never bet live
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>>75857090
Wrong, show me your slip then
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>I rate the Dragons

KEK
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Kek Dragons are fucking shit
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Fucki
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>>75857147
Bit of casual racism there mate
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https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7370797_lsicxu38n6xgym816sk_1@408781/index_2320_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1494668567~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7370797_lsicxu38n6xgym816sk_1%40408781%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=19c3abe83b2609d5b91b173295bec0ffaa049f00dd8142be207e29293bb132dd

Put a cheeky million on rabbits lads.
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Damn...we got wrecked AGAIN by AFL in crowd figures
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>>75857187
>he fell for the rabbits meme

My condolences, tigers by 10
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>>75857192
Bullshit look at those crowds
>>
60 minutes are doing a story on the Melbourne deathcloud
>>
>most colourful footy fan
>white guy wins it
KEK
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>>75857192
We at the NRL are proud of the numbers we pull, crowd and TV
>>
>I've been called a pygmy and somebody who can't count
KEK
>>
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http://afltables.com/afl/crowds/summary.html

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY GET THESE NUMBERS
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Old mate looks like he's been hanging out with the Sharks lads.
>>
>>75857221
>Greenberg is Jewish, and represented Australia in cricket at two editions of the Maccabiah Games, an international multi-sport event for Jewish athletes.[3]
>>
>all those empty seats
Worst I've ever seen it, holy shit lads.
>>
>>75857262
Hmm it's almost like people are sick of this shit or something
>>
another terrible singer lads
>>
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Race mix yay or nay lads?
>>
>>75857267
Why are Sydney fans such deadbeat pieces of shit?
>>
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR POETRY YOU OLD HAG
>>
This shit is so forced. Why can't these abos understand that they're being used so white people can feel better about themselves?
>>
*farts*
>>
>tfw Souths fan
>tfw can't even give the Broncos shit for playing every Friday because we pretty much do as well
>>
>>75857243
Kek
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I think I would lads.
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poetry
>>
refball
>>
teams that have more abos are all going to win this round?
>>
*starts crumping*
>>
*starts beating the pootohs*
>>
>>75857187
>bunnies weakness is offloads in the middle of the field and speed on the edges exposing the centres shit defence when they need to scramble because they can't drift in defence
>literally all the tigers are good at is offloading it and using their pace

Yeah great bet m8
>>
anyone planning to fly to perth for the 2019 origin match?
>>
He thinks I care about his analsis.
KEK
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>>75857342
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>>75857342
>>
ref's whistle sounds weird
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>>75857342
KEK
>>
Imagine being the team who will eventually sign Alex Johnston to be their fullback
>>
>>75857342
>actually going to games at all
Uh...no.
>>
Dane Gagai is going to Souths lads, to be their fullback.
>>
>>75857366
I don't want to even imagine being the knights/warrington wolves
>>
>3rd tackle kick
Literally why
>>
Really sums up the rabbitohs in 2017.

>score pretty good try
>follow it up by kicking it on the 3rd for literally no reason
>burgess brother drops it cold
>>
>>75857374
>Maguire actually signing a good centre

Don't get my hopes up lad
>>
>>75857404
He's signing a fullback, lad
>>
>sin binning
Based refs.
>>
TOP LEL
>>
>>75857404
http://wwos.nine.com.au/2017/05/12/10/19/dane-gagai-on-verge-of-signing-with-south-sydney

http://www.sportingnews.com/au/league/news/south-sydney-strongly-linked-to-dane-gagai-nrl-newcastle-knights/nz5hjgitlbtn1gjbolgcq7wa5

https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/nrl/news/souths-set-to-swoop-on-knights-dane-gagai
>>
>shitskin throwing a punch for no reason
>abo round
>sin bin
FUCKING RACIST FUCKING REF
>>
some under 12s tier footy going on here lads
>>
pooli
>>
Can any of these cunts actually play footy.
>rain
Fuck off with your excuses.
>>
Remember when Robbie Rochow was a lean, long haired back rower?
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>abos are proud of their """"""culture""""""
>>
Hey lads do you remember when I was lean and had long hair? I was a back rower.
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>>75857457
At least they have a culture.
>>
>>75857457
More culture than you, Cletus.
>>
>>75857467
>tfw she probably doesn't wear bikinis anymore because she's insecure about her obesity
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>>75857479
I don't get it mate, I started getting a beer gut so I started jogging and I've nearly lost it all. Why can't Vonnie do it.
>>
>>75857467
>they
nice try
>>75857471
>invented a stick and now spend all their time sleeping on roads in NT
>literally have to make a petrol that can't be sniffed because they can't help themselves
>literally have to make an ad campaign to tell them to stop sleeping on the roads because they don't know they shouldn't do that

nice culture
>>
>>75857494
All those things are because of the white dawgs literally made roads, made petrol.
We'd be sleeping on our land if you didn't put a fucking road in the way you cunt.
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>abos are ugly and have no cul-
>>
>>75857490
Her bf doesn't touch her anymore so she stays up at night eating chocolates and crying. Not to mention Fox runs her ragged
>>
>>75857500
1/64
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Bretty sad lads.
>>
>>75857507
Fuck...we can't let /afl/ see this.
>>
>>75857503
I want to just hold her and caress her face and tell her to go for a run because she's a fat cunt.
>>
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>>75857507
>The state of NRL
>>
>>75857515
>Not exercising and getting fit with her

She'll love you for it
>>
>>75857527
All I want is to be loved.
>>
>>75857529
get a dog
>>
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>>75857340
>>
>>75857532
I'm not Canadian I'll get into trouble
>>
>HT

time for a wank lads
>>
Tedesco looks like he's just passing the time till next year

Bit worrying for a NSW fan lads
>>
>>75857537
I didn't anticipate this being the one of 5 or so games the rabbitohs play well in during the year.
>>
>>75857544
>nsw
>fans
KEK
>>
>>75857543
Jordan Capri
>>
>>75857544
>le quick speedy agile guy
>gets stepped by a second rower

defend this nsw cucks

you literally can not
>>
>>75857554
To be fair Angus Crichton used to be an elite centre in schoolboy poonion

KEK
>>
>>75857537
avatarfag
>>
>>75857549
>>75857554
these cunts are probably from melbourne
>>
>>75857561
KEK you still remember me
I love you anon
>>
>>75857564
Different guy actually.
>>
>he captianed teddy
>>
who do storm supporters go for in the state of origin?
>>
>>75857578
Because they're faggots
>>
>>75857578
>who do bandwagon faggots go for in Origin
>>
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Are there two beanie for brain cancer charities?
Mark Hughes has one
Carrier Bickmore has one.
>>
>>75857578
QLD because NSW is the most hated state in the country, with good reason.
>>
bandwagon teams: roosters, storm, titans

prove me wrong
>>
>>75857622
I'm from NSW and I can't even deny this
fuck
>>
>>75857625
>Titans

Teams have to be successful to be bandwagoned
Go for Broncos and Cowboys
>>
>>75857622
Born in Dysart, live in NSW, couldn't be more right mate. Based QLD.
>>
>>75857625
>Titans
Fair Weather =/= Bandwagon
>>
>>75857622
Coffs Harbour here, I've been cheering for QLD since 2010.
>>
>>75857648
Wauchope here, wanna make out?
>>
>>75857648
why does everyone in coffs have huge foreheads? Inbreeding?
>>
Why are the "rabbitohs" wearing a warriors jersey?
>>
>>75857657
From their massive brains
>>
>>75857662
abos
>>
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>>75857662
Because they wouldn't exist if it weren't for the Kiwis
>>
>>75857668
nice
>>
I paid money to lick the vagina of an ice addict.
>>
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>>75857668
Kek well done anon. Well played indeed.
>>
Just popped my mini-pizzas made from an english muffin in the oven lads
>>
>>75857673
I would also do this 2bh
>>
>>75857681
I also would do this in this part of my life tea bee honeyist
>>
elite tedesco defense
>>
Lying little shit.
>>
>tfw my brother didn't know about the VC loophole
>>
>they have to play artificial crowd noises for the TV because the stadium is empty
>>
>Paying someone $700000 to beat you
>>
>>75857725
Kek
>>
huh...i think all the tigers fans must have gone home early.
>>
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"Hey mate, which way's ANZ stadium? I'm due for a roll through in 5 minutes time."
>>
>>75857748
DELETE THIS
>>
Remember that one year where everyone in australia was a souths "fan"
>>
>>75857755
This is a Tigers home game m8
>>
>>75857755
1908?
>>
Remember when I had a chance with an ice addict prostitute?
>>
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>wearing the union jack on your arse while playing the abo round
KEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEK
>>
Slutton is still a breddy gud 5/8
>>
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>>75857779
WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS BLATANT RACISM

HE WILL BE SACKED IMMEDIATELY W/ 5 YEARS IMPRISONMENT
>>
My mini-pizzas were good lads
>>
Imagine how worthless you have to be to not be able to keep an ice addict prostitute interested in you for longer than two weeks. I seriously might kill myself. I can't see how I can continue with this life. It's far too embarrassing. I know I am a 30 year old NEET but if a prostitute doesn't want me, nobody else ever will.
I think I might call it a day.
>>
>>75857789
on muffins hey lad? Doesn't sound the greatest
>>
>>75857789
Do you actually call people "lad" in real life or is it just an internet persona that you put on?
>>
>>75857796
https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
We don't take talk like that lightly around here mate. If I was a gross ice addicted mingy hagged cunt I'd stick with you for a month easy buddy. Click the link it'll help you out.
>>
>>75857796
prostitutes don't want anything or anybody, just the sweet release of death. addicts don't want anything but their addiction. I have no doubt you're shit, but you're hating yourself for the wrong reasons.
>>
>>75857799
Do you actually ask people if they act a certain way in real life or is that just an internet persona that you put on ?
>>
Just heard some lad doesn't call lads lads lads
>>
>>75857812
Many such cases. Lad!
>>
>>75857810
You tried. Bit strange to roleplay as an Englishman on the internet, that's all. I bet the guys on /brit/ love you.
>>
>>75857808
>I have no doubt you're shit

Cheers
>>
>>75857804
She isn't like that though. She is honestly gorgeous and doesn't look like an actual addict. She might in a few years if she doesn't give it up but I think she has been getting off it. Last time I saw her she was getting ready to go to rehab and she had been cutting down.
>>
>>75857823
Harsh truth but you have to hear it.
>>
>>75857822
I wasn't the original poster of that comment, I'm just some other faggot that saw your pretentious comment and decided to respond
>>
>>75857822
rasheed
>>
>>75857830
Sounds like true love to me mate. Keep trying to win her heart and give her the help she needs lad. If you're every feeling down though https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
>>
Sean is fat lmao
>>
>>75857848
Nah mate he walks, he's fit as fuck.
>>
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>>75857830
>She is honestly gorgeous
>doesn't look like an actual addict
>she was getting ready to go to rehab
>she had been cutting down.
>>
His left arm is literally half the size of his right arm
>>
>>75857830
Falling in love with a drug addict and a hooker is a mistake. She'll turn you into a bigger bitch than she is
>>
>>75857883
I know but for some reason I can't imagine myself trying to fall in love with anyone else. She has this hold on me. She is actually has DID and isn't a well person but for some reason I feel like I can help her through it. I doubt it though. I can't even look after myself. 30 and NEET isn't what any one would want.
>>
>>75857861
You're baiting me into posting a picture of her. I am seriously considering it just so you faggots will understand.
>>
K-Ons on lads
>>
>>75857905
do it, she'll never know
>>
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Robbie won.
>>
>>75857905
Do whatever you want, no one cares about your ugly hooker junkie gf.
>>
>>75857905
How can you post a picture of something that doesn't exist?
>>
poor tigers, feel bad for them this season
>>
>>75857898
>be 29 yr old NEET
>feel bad
>not in love with some junkie
>suddenly feel better
You should be a counselor buddy I feel great this morning
>>
>>75857898
Go to a restaurant and fall in love with the waitress. You seem like the type.
>>
She honestly hates me anyway. She is seeing someone else that came back into her life after 5 years anyway. I can't compete. Even a prostitute with a mental illness is more of a normie than I will ever be. Did I mention that she has a kid?
>>
>>75857939
KEK
>she smiled at me
>she was nice to me
The stupid beta thinks she likes him and she isn't just interested in a tip.
I've been there, I get how some girls hate "nice" guys cause they're all like that.
>>
>>75857939
What is that supposed to mean?
>>
>>75857949
stop doing this to yourself
>>
>>75857949
>She is seeing someone else
>she has a kid?
KEK
>>
Looping Surgess desu
>>
Just bought a beanie lads
>>
>>75857960
I can't. She has consumed my thoughts literally everyday for the past 9 months. We were back on track and then I ruined it, once and for all. I know it's over for good because she is so mental and fickle but I can't let go. Now I know why her ex is such a psycho. She done a real number on him. I am just lucky she didn't break my heart, I broke it myself from being so stupid.
>>
>>75858041
Get a new ice addicted gf or just talk to another girl who isn't a nut case. It worked for me. It's like my eyes were opened to just how insane my ex was when I met an actual real decent girl.
>>
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>>75858041
> We were back on track
>>
>>75858075
We were though. Everything was going great between us again. I didn't see her or contact her for over a month and then I went to see her and it was like it was at the start. She was kissing my neck like she used to and she was all over me.
>>
>>75858041
Start taking ice yourself mate
>>
>>75858088
I have never done drugs.
>>
>>75858107
That's why you're losing mate, you're not connecting on the same level
>>
>>75858086
She ugly as fuck
>>
>>75857968
Me on the right
>>
>>75858120
She really isn't though.
>>
knights win beat the raiders tbqh

wtf are guys on about now?
>>
Remember that faggot who said we wouldn't get to 350 posts? I think we proved him wrong
>>
>>75857837
t. original poster of that comment
>>
>>75858131
I'd say she is. Once you said "ice addict", that was all anyone needed to know.
>>
>>75858262
Okay then, she isn't an ice addict. She has an ice dependency. I am pretty sure she is off it now anyway. She has quit cold turkey before. It hurts to think she wasn't thinking about quitting when she met me. She used to smoke it in front of me. Now she is seeing this guy again and she is quitting, I just feel like she never respected me. In fact, I dare say she never did.
>>
>>75858285
once an ice addict literally always an ice addict

t. married an ice addict prostitute.
>>
>>75858285
>ice addict, ice dependency
Literally synonyms.
>>
>>75858300
>t. married an ice addict prostitute.

No you didn't. This girl once said to me that she wanted to have kids with me and to get married. How fucked would a woman's reproductive organs like the uterus be after using ice for 2 years?
>>
>>75858285
>I am pretty sure she is off it now anyway.
KEK

> I just feel like she never respected me
You think? Wonder why that would be the case.
>>
lads

LADS
>>
>>75858366
Why do you think she didn't respect me?
>>
>>75858402
Because you're a beta as fuck, self-hating NEET loser. There's nothing to respect.
>>
Enjoy having Farah in a blue jersey again, cucks.

KEK
>>
>>75858428
He's the best one available

>Peats
Made of glass
>Mcinnis
Hog
>Cook
Inconsistent
>Koroisau
Small
>Wallace
Old
>Brailey
Young
>Lichaa
Shit
>>
>>75858425
That's true. It's hard to swallow that someone as low as her didn't respect me though. Double standards are terrible. I still can't get over her though.
>>
>>75858484
pics 2bh
>>
>>75858545
Never.
>>
Cronk to the panthers is a sure thing lads
>>
>>75857342
I'll be flying to Perth in 2020 to watch the Cowboys play AFL when they get booted from League and have to switch codes.
>>
>>75858572
probably some indonesian boat girl anyway
>>
Just tricked some faggot into thinking I was signing with the Panthers lads
>>
>>75858602
No, it's really me, Sean.
>>
>>75858602
Definitely not white skinned
>>
I just sent her an email. I said everything that I wanted to say. I think this might me the start of my healing.
>>
>>75858743
Post what you said.
>>
Some faggot just sent me an email lads
>>
>>75858743
She's either going to ignore you and it will slowly eat away at you, wondering if she even cares about what you had to say, or she'll respond and the whole cycle will start again. You need to cut all contact and move on
>>
>>75858776
She won't reply. I have sent her stuff before, saying awful things and she never replied. The only times she replied was when things were good between us.
This is the end and it's fine. She would have hurt me for real in the long run anyway.
>>
>>75858743
How can you be 30 and never have made all the mistakes you're making now. Glad I did this shit at like 18-19.
>>
>>75858789
Well then, to celebrate your new beginning let's have a celebratory smoke of ice and hire a hooker
>>
>>75858828
You Australians are amazing. My sides are gone.
>>
>>75858823
the only thing you did at 18-19 was your anime pillow
>>
>>75858823
I have never had a relationship with a girl where I had to care. I am a sperg and I have only ever had one night stands. The only relationship I had was when I was 20 and I did the same things I am doing now. She ended up hating me as well.

>>75858828
I think I might go to the brothel actually and fuck someone else.
>>
>>75858853
I hope you don't fail to get hard because you can't stop thinking about your situation and then feel even worse about yourself. No pressure or anything but this moment will be CRUCIAL
>>
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If it ain't white
>>
>>75858853
You need to learn where you went wrong and not do it again.

>>75858876
It ain't right.
>>
I will NOT rest until we get to 500
>>
ITT: Beta rugby teams
>>
I'm from the future guys, never heard of South Africa it gets over run in 2019.
>>
>>75858998
North Africa is better
>>
>>75859015
It's called Seth Efrika.
>>
Crying right now, lads.
>>
>>75859070
while you're sitting at home crying in front of your computer she's getting railed by the guy she tells you not to worry about
>>
Nailing some cunts girl lads
>>
Nailing some girls lads, cunts
>>
>>75859096
She most likely is sleeping with him right now. He is getting everything that I wanted. At the end of the day though, he doesn't know what she does for a living.
>>
>>75859096
I just remembered the "gf had a last minute call to go tutor this exchange student so I've got the house to myself tonight" posts
>>
5 0 0
>>
Five hunned
>>
>>75859140
I win by 1 second
Stay keked
>>
Bought a fidget spinner lads
>>
Real multiGOD hours who tf up
>>
http://www.rabbitohs.com.au/news/2017/05/12/fujitsu_post_match_r.html

He sounds like a fucking retard
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