/hoc/: Canada's only hope edition

>>75836506
>OILERS WERE UP 2-0

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>>75836506
standalone first place bracket in the official bracket challenge

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WHAT PART OF OTTAWA ARE YOU GUYS FROM??

>>75836506
Please Sens Ducks SCF. I'm rooting for you Ottawa!

>>75836527
no way anyone is this accurate

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>>75836506
WE /SNES/ NOW

>>75836534
west end

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Hey guys, Sid here.

I am giving you naysayers one final opportunity to apologize to me. Just admit that I'm the best player currently in the NHL. You may not like my antics or character, but you have to admit that I'm way better than McMeme, who can't even get his secondaries when paired against a moderately decent line.

please nashville ottawa
i cant stand to see either of those shitbirds play for lord stanley

Hey Capitals.

It happened again.

You're never going to win the Stanley Cup.

Your team doesn't have what it takes.

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feels good to win.

>>75836534
Originally from Moosey Oaks, moved down by Elkridge Burrow a few years ago.

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>OILELS

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>>75836534
The stupidly named "West Wellington Village", because we have to sound pretentious being between Hintonburg and Westboro.

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>Implying a Canadian team will win the cup

>Anaheim is the bad guy
>Because they beat the team with the annointed jesus faggot who hasn't ever won shit

God damn you guys like to suck some boi dick don't you?

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is hockey finally finished in canada should we all expect our fate as the doormat of the world and convert to islam? maybe in 15 years i'll be able to afford one of these fin rental properties when the chinese have all left

We need to take advantage of this.
>>75836538
>>75836538

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>>75836534
Pretty much vanier but not actually. I basically on all the different edges of it. east end is pretty comfy.

Pens are the good guys.
Do you jagoffs seriously not want to see the first repeat team in years? It would be an astonishing achievment

>>75836534
Somaliland

>>75836586
nah they were always the bad guys

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>>75836506
Post yfw Senators win the cup

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>>75836611

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>>75836614

>>75836545
Whiny fans?

Our team has blown more game sevens than your mom has blown dicks. I'll complain how i want, you don't have to watch or listen.

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>>75836586

>the team with Lucic was the good guys
wew

>>75836591
It's not finished. Due to circumstance out of your control Canadian players just don't want to play for your country's teams. Besides the obvious fact there are more American teams you guys just don't have the ability to pull your players in like you used to. You find a way to make it cool to play in Canada again and you'll win a cup again.

>>75836612
No retard, beating MemeJesus makes them the good guys.

>>75836586
>Meme franchise from a commie state who play like shitty goons are the bad guys

Yee

>>75836560
yer alright Sid, here's your pity (You)

>>75836611
kek

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>McMeme joins the IIHF team now and Canada doesn't win another game

>>75836583
funny because i never heard of it and i actually go there all the time.

>>75836547
Kt31 is

>>75836609
A team with Kessel, Fleury, and Cullen will always be the good guys no matter the opponent.

>>75836591
>Canada bans hockey because it's not inclusive enough
>Islam overruns the country, turning it into a third world shit hole
>Based USA Liberates Canada and occupies the Shale oil fields
This is the timeline for the next 1-4 generations of Canadians

>>75836634
Is there any legit reason to hate him? He seems to just play hockey well and keep a low profile.

>>75836609
Lack of parity is baaaad.

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YESTERDAY

ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY

NOW IT SEEMS AS IF THEY'RE HERE TO STAY

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>>75836614

so which cup matchup would be the most kino

>>75836634
Ducks were only contextually good, their true nature is bad. Going against the team that swept Shitcago they are definitely the bad guy. If they win and face the Pongs then they become good again.

>>75836585
When they abandon communism they will

>>75836609
Why would I want to see a team I'm not a fan of do that?

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>>75836611
>tfw my trendy yuppie district in Calgary has become the Somaliland over the past 5 years because Nenshi added a bunch of subsidized homes there

Trotz had to hold back so hard when he was asked about Ovechkin, you could just tell he wanted to rip him a new one publicly.

>>75836527
Highly suspect

>>75836655
People mad nhl network and nbc anointed him the next GOAT. Just butthurt he isnt theirs

>>75836560
The best player currently in the NHL is Karlsson. I don't think anyone has come close this playoffs.

>>75836577
>They were up 2-0 in the series taking BOTH Home games
>Lose in OT after scoring first with MULTISCORE leads in game 3 and 4
>Get anally blasted in Game 5 in 3 minutes
>Destroy the Cucks in game 6
STILL MANAGE TO LOSE THE SERIES

Why did the worse team win?

they're young, they're learning, they can only get better

>>75836672
Nashville pongs

>>75836672
Ducks-Pens
bird matchup

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Which one chokes more
>sarah vandella
>caps

>>75836586
>implying the oilers were the good guys either
they were both the bad guys, but everyone probably hates the oilers a bit more than the ducks

>>75836672
Nashville beating Ottawa in game 7 OT

>>75836683
Good post

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>>75836614

>>75836672
preds pongs tbqh

>>75836689
Need to dump the bust line

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This is the list of players who have 10 or more points in the playoffs.

Notice any surprising absences?

>>75836683
AND hes fucking playing with 2 cracks in his feet

>>75836696
Caps because it is like clockwork. Every year. Every second round. Every single time.

>>75836679
Ovi only had the 7th most minutes among their forwards. Garbage desu

>>75836672
I predicted Pens-Preds after the weber-subban trade and I would be happy if it happened and my ELITE hockey knowledge was right

>>75836679
Ovi sucked but he's not the only player on that team. All of them failed to show up in a must-win game and that's on Trotz.

>>75836678
Kensington? I see so many nogs around there. Weird they don't wander down to Downtown West/Kerby where I am.

>>75836655
>why do people hate overhyped players that haven't proven anything yet

Because we see these guys come along all the time. Some of them end up winning something like Crosby. Most of them end up being statpadding faggots like Kovalchuk, Ovechkin, Lindros, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

Red wings fan here.... please trashville or Ottawa win this damn thing....I promise to make fun of Tennessee and Canada less if you do.

>>75836637
> t. Salty oilshit fan

>>75836716
So the Oilers weren't McDavidbabbies but instead Letestu/Draisaitlbabbies.

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>>75836527
>>75836680
>OY VEY, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
>I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO
>*STRIAGHT*
>FROM THE SCRIPT!

>>75836655
shilled too much by the media just because he skates fast enough to get by shitty defenders in the regular season

>>75836683
Karlsson is definitely up there too, but beating some B-class rags offence (they were always about goaltending) isn't much of an achievement, nor the washed up Ruins.

I'm excited to watch some Crosby:Karlsson action next series.

>that trash ass ovechkin turnover leading to a 2-0 penguins lead
KEK

>>75836673
Official list of guys
>good guys
Preds
Sens
>Neutral guys
Ducks
>bad guys
(Pen)is

>>75836609
Torn between hating them and wanting to see them repeat desu. Also they're probably the best chance to shit on the perds.

>>75836637
>meme franchise

That has more Cups than all over Canada in the last 20 years.

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>Ottawa

>>75836739
correct list

>>75836738
What about oshie fanning on empty net?

>>75836672
Ducks Pens

Gimme the bird cup.

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This guy outplayed McDavid.

Does anyone have that "Just not ready" pic of him?

>>75836609
no, because the parity in the league has been shit for the last 10 years especially in the east where its the same teams in the playoffs every year

its a good thing the hawks didnt end up against the flames or we could've been stuck seeing them in the conference finals as well

>>75836716
how does anyone beat Pittsberg with fucking 4 players in the top 10

>>75836683
Fleury might be the best this playoffs desu

>>75836689

Yeah but Draisaitl's ELC is up this offseason, then McDavid's is up next offseason so their young talent is about to get more expensive. Their defense is still pretty mediocre. They do not have a defense capable of shutting down superstar forwards and as long as that is the case the Oilers will never win the Cup. They won't start the playoffs 100% healthy every year. They also won't play a team in the first round whose best players are crippled every year either. Lots of things lined up right for Edmonton this year, things you can't always count on.

>>75836738
>>75836752
The entire 3rd period was a gigantic joke. Seemed like there was no effort

>>75836560
Crosby is the only generational player in recent history.

McMeme isn't one.

>>75836726
He was the only 100 point player in the entire league on a not very good team. He doesn't act like a diva or talk shit. Pathetic desu.

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>>75836654
>turning it into a third world shit hole
we are already at that point in some areas of this country, now I can't even vicariously relieve my pent up aggression through hockey because its gone soft

>the last time Canada tried to stop the Mexiducks in the SCF
>their captain totally has a toddler tantrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxU7qEbLho

>>75836760
Well, all of Guentzel's goals were easy feeds from Crosby. I bet 7 or 8 of them were assisted by him.

But Kessel and Malkin are definitely good players.

>>75836717
So? Crosby is braindead. It's a bigger feat playing with your brain not working

>>75836716
>oven chicken

>>75836762
>not rinne

>>75836705
Can't flick the Vick

>>75836762
Rinne is the best goaltender this playoffs and its not even close.

After watching the speed and intensity of pongs craps i can safely conclude that snes are getting swept in 3

>>75836767
>arguing against a claim of a guy being a statpadder
>cites stats

Oh, now they're not very good? What?

As for MemeJesus, hockey is about Cups. No one cares about muh 100 points.

It looks like he has a good chance of living up to it, but until then, it's hype.

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>>75836745
Still a meme franchise in a commie state.

>>75836781
hopefully borowiecki finishes him off lmao

wtf is Carlyle talking about lol?

>>75836739
>unironically putting a team with a nigger on the good guys list
wew lad

>>75836805
>Soviet Canuckistan in charge of naming commie states in the US

ok

>>75836725
Kensington is still white and yuppy. It's too expensive for average peeps. He probably means Bridgeland

>4 teams left in the playoffs
>4 finns left in the playoffs
>3 teams with at least one finn
>1 team with no finns
With finns you ___?

>>75836730
Can't stop the Pens, red cuck

>>75836780
Guentzel scored in the game Crosby was hurt.

>>75836693
Literally the worst possible matchup. Nobody would watch that garbage.

If thr ducks win the cup i want /hoc/ to apoligize

>>75836803
It's a significant stat, like the year Iginla was the leagues only 50 goal scorer.

It sounds like you're mad at the media, not the kid who plays hockey and doesn't do anything wrong.

>>75836817
>that "goal"
literally kicked in the net by orlov

>>75836820
if the ducks win the cup nobody is going to watch hockey anymore

>check twitter
>coiler fans whining about the refs AGAIN
>throwing tantrums in the ducks tweets, just generally being annoying buzzkills
Why are the soilers so fucking awful sports? You'd think they'd have gotten used to losing already, but god damn never seen a more sore loser fanbase in any sport. No wonder everyone hates them.

>>75836826
Yes and beating a team shuts that dicksucking media up. Nothing against him. I even said he'll probably do it.

What is your fucking handicap with language?

>>75836814
>all 4 finns that are left in the playoffs have combined for 8 points in total
>a goalie has 3 of those points

>>75836819
>nobody would watch the Pens repeat
kek the asspain would be worth it

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>>75836769
I feel for you leaf bro.

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Hey /hoc/. Remember when people unironically thought that the Frogs or the Boilers were our best shot at bringing the cup back to Canada? Boy those were some zanny times...

>>75836833
Because they have to live in Edmonton

>>75836845
Best team in Canada last year
Best team in Canada this year.

>>75836845
Pls sens. Save us all

>>75836781
crosby is playing simply on instinct right now. And his instinct is top notch

>>75836829
still counts.
still good forecheck pressure
He also primary assisted on the GWG today.

I'm not saying he's amazing. But the kid has real promise. He was better than McDavid in the post season. And Canadians tell me McDavid is the best player in the world. But he couldn't even score garbage goals off of the forecheck.

>>75836838
>What is your fucking handicap with language?
Nothing?

Sounds like we agree that McDavid is an upstanding citizen and the media is making you irate for some reason.

>>75836833

>game 7 was the best officiated game of the series
>only real bad refpuck favored Edmonton, refs swallowed the whistle when Perry's stick was slashed in half during Anaheim's power play
>oilels still autistically screech about refpuck
Absolutely disgusting

Shut the FUCK up Carlyle.
WAH WAH YOU DISRESPECTED OUR TEAM WAH

You won the series 2-5, shut the fuck up. Have fun getting completely annihilated by the Predditors

>>75836833
screenshots please. I want to laugh at what they're complaining about this time.

>10 icing calls?
>interference?

The game was pretty clean.

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>>75836859
When in doubt, Testudo it out.

Sens got this

Hopefully Vegas takes Eberlel and RNH

Most useless players on the ice

>>75836833
they expect the game to be handed to them just like their entire team was

>>75836833
they should be happy their shit team won a round at all, but they're entitled af

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>>75836877
>that greentext

>>75836874
Nothing concrete, just blaming the refs in broken rig pig English, tough to understand wtf they're even talking about honestly, I don't even think they know. I think most of them dropped out of 9th grade and their English lessons up to that point only covered sentences to blame the referees.

>walked my dog after the game and went to mac's

HOLY SHIT, COKE VANILLA IS BACK

Now they just need to bring back the best pop ever, Pepsi Blue

>>75836904
It went away?

>>75836905
Poor mcjesus

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I fucked it up. Let's try again.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12940516

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not so fast ducks
*blocks your path*

>>75836904
Vanilla coke is great but Pepsi blue was disgusting. It should stay dead.

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>>75836904
Coke Life is delicious.

Randy Carlyle is a great coach

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schedule

>>75836911
It hasn't been here since like 2003

Drinking it reminds me of after high school in the summer playing Tony Hawks 3

This taste is nostalgia through the roof

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>>75836933

>perfect schedule with each series going every other day
This pleases my autism, I don't like when there are two days in between a game in a given series

>>75836845
the >snes would be far preferable to the faggot mcmeme deadmonton coilers

justice prevailed today

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>>75836933
>we're going to watch a blinding yellow SCF
Fuck I'll have to adjust the colour settings on my screen

>>75836895
They're whining about refpuck when refpuck was the only reason they beat >us last round, fucking gay ass team and gay ass fans. I hope McJesus suffers a career ending injury and that team goes back to being bottom feeders.

>>75836872
>being this mad

COILERS HAHAHAHAHA

ABSOLUTELY AND HORRIBLY HUMOROUS

>>75836948
Best color

>>75836948
>ANA
>ANA
>NASH
>ANA
>NASH
>ANA

>ducks pens finals
disgusting

>>75836949
SJ was on the PP the entire series and still got SH goals against them
Shut the fuck up
I hope you're not that stupid and are just false flagging

>>75836924
>finn netminder
This series shouldn't be a problem

>>75836976
>PPs are the only thing that counts as refpuck
Shut the fuck up, Bettman tried really hard to put the coilers in the SCF for his faggot superstar match-up and still they failed

>Anaheim beat Calgary by shutting down the Flims' best playmaker (Gaudreau)
>Anaheim beat Edmonton by shutting down the Oilels' best playmaker (McDavid)
>Nashville has no good playmakers
>Anaheim doesn't know what to do
>Anaheim just starts gooning on autopilot
>Nashville sweep with a cumulative 49 powerplay goals

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My dick is SO hard right now.

You may be wondering why my dick is so hard and long right now.

Well, allow me to explain,

It's simple. The coilers fucking lost tonight. No amount of "refpuck" or "coilers actually won all 7 games if not for the refs!!!" will change that.

My dick became hard in the 2nd period, when the coilers were out shot 16-3.

Then it doubled in size and became as hard as steel after Cogliano scored.

And again when Ritchie the Potato Man scored and ending the coilers fucking retarded faggot season, my dick tripled in size and became as hard as diamonds.

It was so hard then when I stood up and left the bar, my diamond 3 foot dick broke all the glass and stools in the vicinity.

As of right now, my boner has been raging for 3 hours.

All because the faggot coilers bitches got swept by the Ducks.

Kill yourselves, you retarded faggot "m-muh refpuck!" spammers.

McGayKid had 1 (ONE) shot in 25 minutes tonight.

TOP FUCKING KEK!

Someone, post the Mcmeme just not ready picture

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What did McArtross mean by this??

>>75836985
>implying pegga isnt the best player of nashville
Ducks sweep in 5

>>75836986
Amazing post

>>75836985
That basically happened last time

>>75836986
Great post

>>75836986
post ass

>>75836986
are you on anti-psychotic medication?

>>75836994
>14th

>>75836986
Best fucking post in this entire thread.

>>75836985
Rinne will show ducks the meaning of goose egg tbqh

>>75836985
>nashville is soft as fuck
>getting gooned is the best strategy against them
>beat blackhawks because blackhawks don't goon
>beat blues because blues don't goon

Pedos are going to get shooked as fuck. Lets see Subban chimp out from his DNA

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>/hoc/ is still writing the Sens off

Good. They feed on getting slept on.

I'm glad McMeme is a confirmed playoff choker. We need a new Thornton for the current generation.

>>75836983
>Bettman tried really hard to put the coilers in the SCF for his faggot superstar match-up and still they failed
Even though he gifted game 4 and 5 to the ducks.

Are you really this stupid? Ducks won 2-5

Morons from commiefornia shouldn't be allowed to talk about hockey because they never have an idea what they're talking about

Go watch basebore

>>75836924
Hi Where Are The Burger :DDDD :D DD

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>>75836994
>being outscored by mark letestu

>>75836986
This is a good wholesome post

>>75837011
>blues don't goon

what did he mean by this

>>75837018
>w-we actually won!
KEKLMAO

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suck a big fat turd you crapital cunts.

flushed you, now its time to drain the swamp and send the senators to the curling arena.

>>75837017
Fuck off

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>>75837018
>th-they were GIFTED gave five! w-we didn't collapse or nothing!

ummmmmm no sweetie

>>75837018
>w-we really won, it was rigged against our 495874554 #1 pick team!
>they still have a chance!
Coiler fans are the Bernie Sanders supporters of hockey

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>>75836986
Post your ass in celebration or shut up
>>75837018
>T. The completely anally devastated city of edmonton.
Get fucked stupid leaf.
>>75837017
You mean a new ovechkin

>>75837011
>Blues don't goon

Casual detected

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When is Thornton getting sent to a home?

>>75836986
informative, well thought out post

Good Guys:
SNES
Predditors

Bad Guys:
Peens
Bettmans

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>>75836986
S U P E R B post

edmongolia on diamond dick watch

>>75837032
>mad
>at facts

>>75836986
how will the coilers recover?

when will they stop crying refpuck?

>>75836986
Now this is a good post

>>75837018
>oils

>>75837043
>no preds anime tonight
fuck

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>Tfw your team just went through the 2 best teams in the playoffs and 2 of the 3 Vezina finalists.

Do we really need to play 2 more rounds?

>>75837043
>bettmans

But the Edmonton bettmans lost to the ducks tonight anon

Guentzel for smythe y/n?

>>75837043
>implying betjew wants small market Anaheim in the WCF over McGoldeage and then Gretzkys

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#dadtweets

>>75837056
That's not how you spell Karlsson

>>75837056
Fleury and it's not close. Guentzel got bullied by the craps.

Who's getting the Smythe?

Rinne?
Getzlaf?
Malkin?
Karlsson?

>>75837018
>being this mad

>>75837038
Anyone have that image where some retard article says the Oilers are the Donald Trump of the NHL Playoffs?

Why are you faggots giving Kippers (You)s?

>>75837056
Ryan Ellis obviously

Edmonton OilersVerified account @EdmontonOilers

"The overall feeling right now is disappointment... But we basically got a college degree in a month." Coach McLellan on #Oilers playoffs

>>75837054
>beating a perennial choker with zero cups and a team that has never been past the first round

>>75837068
shut the fuck up and leave the thread

the coilers lost

>>75837056
literally who?

>>75837054
neither team was good, you won't face a real one until the SCF

>>75837072
EXPERIENCE EXPERIENCE EXPERIENCE THE YOUNG GUYS THE YOUNG GUYS CONNOR MCDAVID CONNOR MCDAVID CONNOR MCDAVID

feels so fucking good not to have to listen to that shit anymore for the next 4 months

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>>75837072
>coilers
>Deadmonton
>college degree

WHAT???

PICK ONE!

>>75837065
Getzlaf

>>75837065
Rinne tbqfwymfnbf

>>75836813
Gotcha, or some of the seedier parts of the Beltline. Part of me wants to get out of Downtown, but I also have no interest in commuting.

>>75837065
1. Karlsson (won't reach the final though, so he won't get it)
2. Getzlaf (if he reaches the finals and continues like the way he has been doing, he'll get it)
3. Malkin (elite)
4. Rinne (the only one on Nashville to have a chance at it)

>>75837075
But I'm a SNES fan...

I just thought that Oilers Trump article image was funny
Calm down, faggot

>>75837081

I mean it was repeated way too often but they're right desu. Going that far in the playoffs with that many young players? That really is some invaluable experience. Would be nice to see them expose Eberle to the expansion draft, not certain if he's eligible or not though. That guy was absolute fucking garbage though and a big part of the reason they lost.

Looking forward though the Coilers are gonna be a really fucking good team.

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>>75837074
>>75837079
Classic SEETHING responses, boys.

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>>75836986
a hero is born

>>75837074
>and a team that has only won 1 playoff game ever***
well now 2

>>75837096
3

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>>75837083
coilers + college = sprott shaw graduates

you know it to be true

>>75837091

Oilels have to upgrade their defense, it's nowhere near Stanleyb Owl-caliber. Talbot singlehandedly kept Edmonton in the game when the Ducks had dominant shifts, can't always rely on hot goaltending.

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How much confetti do you think was dropped in Rogers Place tonight?

I want some live reactions from the arena.

>>75837091
They're not even that young they've just sucked fucking ass for so long none of them have playoff experience, the only really young player is McShitEatingFaggot, the rest are entering their prime and Neanderthal has won a cup before.

>>75837091
Assuming they can hang on to Drai and McCuck, I could see Drai getting a monster offer somewhere else

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have the coilersfags been the most blootyblasted yet of the defeated teams?

>>75837091
They don't have a lot of talent though that will get better because of experience. It's basically just Nurse everyone else is old or will only get marginally better. And they basically only have one year left before McMeme gets paid league max. No real future.

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/hoc/, what is a non profit professional?

>>75837103
>Talbot singlehandedly kept Edmonton in the game when the Ducks had dominant shifts, can't always rely on hot goaltending.
This.

Talbot carried them through the Sharks series as well. The sharks outplayed the Oilers, but couldn't get past Talbot

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>two game 7s played
>3 goals
>2 GWGs

Is he the new Mr. Game 7?

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>>75837101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc

Reminds me of this.

>>75837108
Yes. They fell for the game 7 ducks meme.

Pierre LeBrunVerified account @PierreVLeBrun

The Stars win tonight as well: Ducks reaching WCF means that pick in the Patrick Eaves deal now becomes a 1st rounder this June from Anaheim

Lel.

>>75837103

Definitely. Although the Baldzlaf murdering Sekera hurt them really bad to be honest. They looked a lot worse with him gone.

Mostly they need to get the fuck rid of of Eberle. He was so fucking abysmal that it was almost hilarious.

>>75837114
someones gotta do it
williams shat the bed

>>75837108
That's what happens when the league wins two games for the opponent

You'd be bootyblasted too

>>75837111

A 4chan janitor

>>75837124
Go outside anon

https://mobile.twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/862503940029648897

>>75837114
Based stuttering speedy man.

>>75837126
Interesting. What a sad life to live

>>75837064
Rinne is ahead of Fleury as far as goalies go.
Fleury choked two games away.

However Malkin, Karlsson or Getzlaf will be your CS winner.

>>75837111
euphemism for social worker

>>75837124
fucking kill yourself, no one here is listening to your refpuck whining conspiracy theories, you'd be better off posting that shit on leddit

>>75837120
>Patrick Eaves
What happened to him? How serious is his injury?

>>75837111
a woman whose white husband pays all the bills and buys her whatever she wants, but he's always out of town on business, so she constantly gets fucked by the negros from the gym

>sweden woke up

Ughh, I don't want to witness another day of Sweden's shitposting

>>75837124
oilers choked hard lad, you knows it true. nurse LITERALLY collapsed and fell onto kesler, who fell onto talbot. blame him.

>>75837130
>those cringey replies

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>>75837142
He is day to day now, should be backy for preds.
I miss him...

>>75837120
>>75837142
He also has to play 50% of the games in order for that trade to become a first rounder

>>75837092
Just being honest, Predators have had the toughest path so far. Ducks have had the easiest.

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>>75837108
What do you think?

Even after they got gifted 12 1st overalls they still whine and complain when they finish in the basement.

>if it weren't for the refs, the coilers wouldn't be 12-70!

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>>75837158

I wish we still had him. He was easily one of my favorite players but the scenery change has been really good for him.

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>>75837129
I told you, I already walked my dog and got Coke Vanilla.

Now I'm going to whine for the next 4 hours until I pass out drunk

>>75837161
>ducks
Think you mean sens. A very beat up boston and one of the worst rags teams in years is beyond average

>>75837164

>Meanwhile in Vancouver they're a burning dumpster and can't even get a decent pick to boot

Lmao.

>>75837138
Oh, god bless her soul

>>75837145
I can't help but wonder if there is a personal experience behind this post tbf

>>75837161
>Blackhawks
Ok.Sure.
>Blues
LEL

>>75837166
Sorry (you) guys didnt make playoffs. Eaves quickly became a fan favorite. Fuck the oilels for injuring him.

>>75837161

Oilels are better than the ruins and >rags

>>75837175
They actually do have a future #1 D in Juolevi.

>>75837181

It's better that the streak finally ended tbqh. 25 years is a pretty good spot to end it and maybe this way we'll finally accept we need to actually rebuild.

>>75837161
Bullshit.

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>>75836986

>>75837194
Here's to future ducks/wongs WCF

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>>75837193
s-stop

fucking STOPPPPPP!

>losing to czechoslovakia
>losing to france
>Canucks on pace to draft another Finnman

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

YOU'RE POISONING MY FAVOURITE SPORTS TEAM!!!

God damn it motherfuck. I was so wxcited to fly up to edmonton and at least have fun watching a game at a bar. Now i will fly up to nothing. Oh welll. Fuck.

>>75837193

>Trusting Finns ever
>Finns can't even beat Frogs

lmfao

>>75837159
I think it was just 50% of the first two rounds, so it would already count

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>>75837172
lets post about how good vanilla flavored coke is
this shits pretty dank tbdesu
fuck the ducks

>clause is he has to play 50% of the games in order to be a 1st rounder
>Bargain Bob has him fake an injury since he wasn't really doing shit anyway
Bargain Bob strikes again

>>75837065
Fleury will win the Smythe if pens win I believe. Unless Malkin really turns it on these next few rounds

>>75837193
Name one finnish #1 D

>>75837221
Why the fuck would someone visit Edmonton in the first place?

>>75837232
Erik Karlsson

>>75837211

You mean SCF. Playing the wongs for the Stanleyb Owl would be my dream matchup, they are the only Eastern team with hatred and history with >us.

>>75837232
Vatanen is good

>>75837221
Why the fuck would you come here?

Sportsnet StatsVerified account @SNstats

#Caps are the 2nd franchise in NHL history to be shut out 3 times in Game 7s, joining the Jets/Coyotes

>>75837230
>not Jake the Snake Guentzel
ain't my thang shig

>>75836986

off yourself

>>75837232
I'm your momma's #1 D :DDDDDD

>>75837222
We were just pretending lol

>>75837220
I like you man. Trust me, Juolevi will be #1 D in future and no way you draft a finn 5th because Heiskanen is long gone by then.

>>75837226
When the canadian dollar was stronger I'd always drive across the border and bring back as many 12 packs of vanilla coke to bring to parties.

I miss those days.

>>75837245
Vatanen isn't a #1 defensemen. Ducks defensemen better than Vatanen:
>Lindholm
POWER GAP
>Manson
>Fowler
>Montour
POWER GAP
>Vatanen

>>75837232
he's retired now, but lidstrom was oulu born and raised

>>75837240
Cool story bro
>>75837245
Not a #1 D

>>75837247
Great company to be in.
Aren't the caps the worst ever jennings+presidents winners now?

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>>75837250
don't lie to me

virtanen's a piece of shit

he'll be lucky to score 20 points a year

don't lie to me about the golden generation EVER AGAIN

>>75837232
maatta in a few years

>>75837086
Yeah, it's hard to find a good place to live in Calgary. Bowness is pretty awesome, if you don't mind living in a flood plane. Commuting is just a part of living in a big city unfortunately.

>>75837250
your whole nation is falling apart in hockey and you finns are constantly melting in these threads its hilarious bro.

>>75837265
if daley and letang stay ded or get traded then yeah probably next year in fact

How many days until the craps fire their coach? It's been a long time coming, the look on his face postgame shows he knows he is gone

>>75837227
Wasn't there something in there about making it to the Western Conference final?

>>75837250
>5'10" defenseman
>160 pounds

fuck off

>>75837263
Yeah virtanen sucks but he ain't finnish, he just a canadian boy. Juolevi is the real deal and you'll thank benning in 5 years for choosing juolevi over that meme boy tkachuk.

Trust me man.

Any chance murray steps in for fleury?

>>75837227
He played 7 out of 11 games. The condition was only for the first two rounds.

>>75837253
i buy a 12 pack from the market every once in a while its just so damn good

>tfw at fighting game locals playing guilty instead of watching the shitpost flood and despair after the caps choked again
Like a precious ether, the opportunity evaded me this time.

Always next year to look forward to the caps getting snuffed out by the pens again though

>>75837276
probably soon, trotz has zero idea how to run an offense.

>>75837286
Oh well, that sucks since he's been deadweight. At least he contributed in the regular season, I guess.

>>75837265
>>75837273
A finn may be #1 D on paper but in reality we all kow they will break down every time it matters.

>>75837285
None. Fleury or bust at this point

>>75837285
not while fleury is hot

if they go down hard next series and fleury loses his momentum then maybe but fleury is making up for missing last years cup run in a big way


He probably knows he's gone at the end of the season and wants to at least live up his last season as a penguin

>>75837292
implying the caps even make the playoffs
oshie is out
williams is out
shatty is out
ovi retiring to the KHL
Caps are doomed to mediocrity maybe they wont miss the playoffs but they will probably wind up near the bottom of the standings

I hope the Preds vs Ducks game threads were as fun as the Ducks vs Oilers threads.

I haven't seen so much shittalking between two teams and whining and crying about everything in any other thread. made things extra exciting.

FUCK i missed the Redditmonton game

can somebody give me a rundown of the match threads?

>>75837308
Lies

>it's either the pongs or watching the trap in the SCF
fucking ugh, talk about being between a rock and a hard place