NHL PLAYOFFS: Penguins @ Capitals Game Thread #8

>Craps

rip caps

Comeback imminent

>>75831400
>craps

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Invited some friends over to watch the game and they all ditched me..

What should I do with all this?

Craps elimination day is my favourite day

caps 3-2 in OT

theres no way

>force game 7
>btfo at home

Caps are next level trolls of their fans

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>>75831372

>drain the swamp
>the Capitals are still there

>>75831412
>calling it this early
Did you even watch the owl?

God damn it. I just want Ovi to get a cup and Crysby to lose. Is that too much to ask?

This is why you never build your team around Russians. They have no big game instincts.

>creating a thread at this point

Why? We already know the outcome, why even discuss it?

Washington more like WashingDONE haha fuckiong GOTEM them

>>75831389
EVERY OTHER GOOD PLAYER IS GOING TO LEAVE IN THE OFFSEASON TOO

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>>75831418
>pineapple

sens are the only good guys left

>fighting
caps are done

>>75831418
>Pineapple

Just throw it out the window. It'll keep vermin away

>>75831437
stop trying to jinx it asshole

Fightttttt

>>75831437
cause
>craps

>>75831424
I want to believe

>>75831430
>Thinking the Caps have ever come back from anything in their franchise history
>Meanwhile the Pats have made a living on comebacks in the Superb Owl.

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>CRAPS CHIMPING OUT >CRAPS CHIMPING OUT >CRAPS CHIMPING OUT >CRAPS CHIMPING OUT >CRAPS CHIMPING OUT

>>75831432
Yes. You're asking the hockey gods to contradict their own edict.

What a boring fight

>>75831443
and preds

>>75831418
Wipe your ass on it

i for one welcome the inevitable mcgaykid vs crysby meme finals

>>75831430
>the penguins are the same as an Atlanta team

and that's where you're wrong my friend

>>75831432
>a canadian who doesn't want his farmboy to win

Yeah that is a tall order

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>>75831418
They probably the pineapple on your pizzas and (rightfully so) ditched your faggot ass.

>>75831438
lmao

>>75831418
get new friends.

>wilson getting rekt
>falls to the ice

what a puusay ass babby

>>75831436
Malkin is objectively the best playoff performer in this game

>>75831475
Sir, do you expect to make it even 4 years?

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don't worry lads. crosbitch and his band of faggots won't win another game.

>>75831432
Very true.

>>75831421
Are there multiple Stanley Cups in there?

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>can't even beat the Pongs with no Letang and one free win with 10 forwards

We're never going to make it, are we?

>>75831499
He's nothing without Crosby.

>>75831418
wow le pineapple xD?????? dae HATE pinerappl on pizz?a?

>>75831418

Looks good anon, and I'm pretty hungry

>first game 7 fight since '93

Wew lad. Emrick bringing the obscure stats.

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IF THIS POST ENDS IN DUBS, THE CAPS WON'T SCORE A SINGLE GOAL

Caps will come back check em

>>75831418
>three pizzas
>"friends ditched me"

stop lying on the internet

>>75831475
You're doing a great job sir.

>>75831475
Yo why'd you fire my homie Comey

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Why do Mother's Day cards cost over $5 now?

Wow the craps have mailed it in already.

>>75831501
t. Cuck transgender fag

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>>75831503
It's gonna be fun bro

>>75831529
I see a nice pair of dubs in your pic, does that count?

>>75831539
just buy it shit lord dont you love your mom

>>75831529
*sniff*

>>75831418

EAT THEM ALL TONIGHT YOU FAT FUCK

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>>75831529

>>75831499
Team isn't built around Malkin. This is Crysby's team, you faggot. Malkin is a sidekick. Russians make decent sidekicks. You never build your team around them.

Jesus fucking christ literally the last 10 amazing chances the Caps have gotten they can't even get the fucking shot off.

What the fuck.

>caps actually getting out shot

Holy shit did they actually activate the penguins after they laid dormant?

>>75831539
>buying cards
make something in paint an email her

>>75831418
>Pineapple
Invite some Apple Store employees over

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>2014
>Rangers win the East
>2015
>Lightning beat the Rangers to win the East
>2016
>Penguins beat the Lightning to win the East
>2017
>snes beat the Penguins to win the East

Who will beat the snes in 2018?

>>75831524
There's no way that's true

>>75831418
>pineapple

You deserved it retard

>>75831524
How is that even possible? Game 7 is when emotions run their highest.

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>>75831472

>narrow hips

shit taste

big fat gook

>>75831563
yes. give the pens the cup now

>>75831539
>Not making a macaroni art card for your mom on mother's day

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the grape ape looks puzzled

>>75831545
Whichever team emerges from this series is winning the cup.

>>75831529
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTT

>>75831584

>saving the thumbnail

>>75831584
>that file size

>>75831524
Caps needed to get on the stat sheet somehow

>>75831584
Post bigger version scrub

would you rather your favorite team reach the playoffs all the time but lose all the time or never reach the playoffs but always be around .500

>>75831584
>thinks i chose her for her hips rather than the hat

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>>75831475
>Trump is a preds fan
>this series is just to decide to who they will beat in the finals

Confirmed

>>75831604
File size? Looks like cup size to me.

>>75831594
KEK

>>75831595
correct

>>75831418
>pineapple
Excellent taste my friend.

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if this post ends in dubs, CAPS make a big COMEBACK!

>>75831602
What does it smell like, anon?

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>>75831584
>>75831603
>>75831604
>>75831610
>>75831615

My bad senpai

>>75831573
Doc Emrick just said it. You calling Doc a liar?

So it's going to be Preds-Pens for Stanley Cup. Can't wait for Crosby to cuck Pekka ;^)

What's going to be more frustrating?

Losing this game 7 or going into the offseason with 0 changes to the core outside of Alzner?

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>>75831568

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Pens are winning the cup

>>75831568
COLUMBUS

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LES CAPITAUX DU QUÉBEC QUAND

>>75831632
I ain't calling him for dinner

>>75831629
how big is her dick?

>>75831624

Pittsburgh is the team of the alt-right. 99 percent white.

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>>75831584
>thumbnail

jesus christ the fucking hand passes

>>75831418
holy fuck i'm horny now

kessel had too many hotdogs and just hulked out on his stick

>Have a team that's never made it past the 2nd round
>Hire a coach that's never made it past the 2nd round

really makes you think

this is hard to watch

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Is it just me or are the Caps starting to play dirty as fuck now that they're getting desperate?

>>75831654
dude this is fucking hockey

most of the teams are 99% white

>>75831676
tard strength is a real thing

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Well. It was fun knowing you >craps. Don't forget to injure Crosby and Malkin on the way out.

>>75831632
His dad Huey was a lying piece of shit so

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If this post ends in dubs then the Penguins will sweep the Snes and win the cup in 5 at home.

>>75831418
>pineapple
>not on a bbq, chicken, jalapeno, thin crust pizza

Your doing it wrong anon.

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Hockey historians are going to look back at these years and go

>why did they use those retarded sticks that broke every second shot?

>>75831683
as long as the refs don't start sucking their dick its all g

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>>75831568

this is embarrassing, almost feel bad for the Chokitals

>>75831683
>this is my first NHL playoffs
>>>>reddit.com

Turnovers always end well for you craps. Why not keep making them?

>>75831703
Pens=Sega Genesis
Confirmed

SoG - 11 to 3

lmao

This really makes me wonder why analysts ever pick the Capitals to win anything every single fucking season.

>>75831703
t h i c c

this is just sad to watch

>>75831724
>DC team requiring child sacrifice

checks out

>>75831683
GOOD LORD THAT BODY

Why don't the penguins sit on the puck for 5 minutes?

oilers thread where

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>>75831568

There's only one thing wrong with this. None of those teams won the cup, but the Penguins did. This is the year the cycle breaks.

>>75831739
you mean glorious

JOHANNSON CANNOT HOLD ONTO THE PUCK

Caps fight all the way back in this series just to lay an egg in game 7. The futility continues for this franchise

>>75831735
Because the Dallas Cowboys don't play hockey

>caps fans will be too suicidal to even burn their city down

>>75831755
after this game

>>75831750
t. kesler

ITS OGRE

Holy shit, the Pens should be winning by 6

>>75831768
> caps fans
> city

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this is a shitshow

>finally get a game 7
>one team just blows it away

Caps are fucking losers that are totally on the wrong page with one another

Shutout

Did williams just make a glove save

Jesus Christ this is fucking embarrassing

>Crapitals

They are looking Blues tier shook rn.

I see this year after year as a bloos fan. It's a weird shookness that afflicts teams with a backlog of losing. It just erupts in crunch time, the levee breaks, and the team looks like the shit it always was, and ever will be

>>75831765
The caps would have to actually win something to be compared to the cowboys

This thread is making me depressed i dont have a gf

the fuck is holtby doing?! KEK

so lucky that wasn't a goal

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gentlemen, the steps are ours.

>>75831735
I'd pick them to win the President's trophy, because thats a good pick.

I wouldn't pick them in the playoffs though.

Regular season Champs!
>lel

>>75831756
jeeeeeeeeeeezus

mind if i save that image?

i'm intending to jackoff to it later and blast a hole through my cieling with the force of the jizzing

I want to like Nashville but they do seem awfully Reddit

Cant imagine what gay shit Preds fans on Reddit and in Nashville in general are up to these days.

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>zero scoring chances in the third
>crapitals

>Ice the puck while pulling your goalie

fucking lmao

Why doesn't Ovi just crash the crease and fall on Flower's leg? That's allowed now.

>>75831788
CRAPS ARE A WASTE
CRAPS A MESS
CRAPS WERE A BIG, FAT, MISTAKE

THANK GOD PANGS ARE GONNA
DRAIN
THE
SWAMP

>>75831796
I'll be your gf anon

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Coming in this thread during a nofap was a mistake.

>>75831762
its funny seeing them choke but the penguins losing would have been far preferable

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>extend the series just to lose at home

kek the boos

>stream every game until now with no issue
>game 7 stream is so choppy it's unwatchable
>call tomorrow, asking for refund
>get laughed at by some herpes-ridden nigger bitch
remind me why we should hand more power over to these internet felons?

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/NFL/ here. What is "icing"?

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WHY CANT THE PENS JUST FUCK OFF AND LET THE CAPS WIN JUST FOR ONCE FUCK SAKE

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>>75831765

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ALMOST TIME

>>75831773
are you allowed to make a wall of bodies around the puck to stop them from touching it?

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>>75831634
Nah, Crosby will dive himself another concussion in ECF and is forced to an early summer vacation.

>craps

>>75831748
UNDERATED

>all these thiccies
>haven't fapped in two days
>team about to win the series

stop please my i can only get so erect.

What do I buy my mother for mother's day?

Dubs and Caps tie it up desu.

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>they paid hundreds, some thousands, to watch their team get shutout by the Pongs
>Caps fans

This is some next level shook

>>75831851

A sugary topping for cakes and cookies

>>75831851
when u sweep a team in 7 games

>>75831851
Stuff you put on a cake

>Putting Ovenchicken on the ice with the goalie pulled

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>75831817
>Unironically basing your liking on a team on what other people think
ISHYDDT

>>75831851
When you call a time out before a slapshot

>>75831851Icing, often called frosting in the United States, is a sweet, often creamy glaze made of sugar with a liquid, such as water or milk, that is often enriched with ingredients like butter, egg whites, cream cheese, or flavorings. It is used to cover or decorate baked goods, such as cakes or cookies.

>>75831817
I liked Nashville as my "second team" until they picked up Subban and became Reddit incarnate.

I actually remember visiting Nashville when they were a Fresh expansion team and getting one of those old White & Silver Jerseys.

They finally get good and they have to have a token nog and retarded fanbase with meme shit like "Smashville"

Pretty sad desu.

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Ready to get embarrassed by the preds in the Finals Shittsburg?

So is this business as usual for Caps? Do they always blow it like this?

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>>75831768
They blew it because they knew leafs would come in and burn down the White House

>>75831851
It's like offsides in Football.

Or like a false start in your fat fuck ball game

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>Craps aren't even going to score

S H U T O U T
H
U
T
O
U
T

>>75831878
Sean did you do cocaine again?

>>75831878
>albania

Fuck off you criminal

>getting shutout in game 7 at home


FUCKING LOL

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>tfw crapitals fans chimped out hard the past two games
>ttfw craps in 7 they said
>tfw pongs playing hard
>tfw craps are laughing stocks again
>tfw pongs repeat dream is still alive

Fuck it's great to see how quiet you shitters are after chimping hard

>Fleury not taking the shot

DISAPPOINTED

johanssen is shit

>>75831868
Nothing. Show her you don't buy into the consumerism holiday bs.

Buy her something on another random day of the year and tell her you love her and wanted to show her you appreciate her, regardless of what jew day it is.

>>75831868
a new face

>getting shut out in a game 7

what did caps fans honestly expect

Jesus Christ, Craps.

You've got Oshie, who I like, and I've tried to like you, but this is too much.

this was kind of depressing honestly

so shite

BYE OVENCHICKEN. GO BACK TO RUSSIA YOU HEARTLESS FUCK

How did it come to this?

How did a team that lost 0-5 at home manage to shutout the Capitals for this long?

>>75831901
Jej. No.

HAHAHA FUCK THE CAPITALS

this was the worst 20 mins of hockey i've seen all season

goddamn caps looked CLUELESS

This is even better than winning at home

Fuck this, I'm gonna go watch Dallas Buyers Club

>GETTING BOOED BY UR OWN FENS

AHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEUHAHAHAHA

>Pointlessly using a timeout

Fuck off Barry Twatz you fucking hack I want to see the tears already

>>75831920
>>75831920
>>75831920

CAPITALS FANS LEAVING THE BUILDING.

FUCKING SHIT FANBASE. THEY DON'T DESERVE A CUP.

>>75831921
DON'T REMIND ME!

>>75831936
don't forget at home

this is seriously depressing and i hate both these teams

This fucking team

All this talent

All these great players

Wasted every year

THEY LITERALLY BOUGHT A CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM HAHAHAHAHA

Are pens the Donald Trump of the NHL?

>>75831944

No heart, no leader.

>>75831930
>going full /pol/ about mothers day of all things

I think it's time to get some fresh air bud

HAPPY CAPITALS ELIMINATION DAY, /hoc/!

going to gloves off hockey on fb and shit posting straight after this.

all the admins HATE the pens
the silence will be golden

>>75831898
Subban is not sad he's a based player and smart entrepreneur

>>75831878
>the gayest "sport" on /sp/

No thanks.

FUCK THE CAPS
EDMONTON'S GONNA SHOW EM HOW TO WIN

>>75831976
No, snes are.

>getting boo'd off the ice at home
>getting shut out in game 7
>craps

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>craps

Lmao that face plant

THEY THOUGHT THEY WOULD WIN HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

craps= jazz

DRUMPF BTFO

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>>75831945
That's ok famalam you've got a week for the reality to sink in

MUH MR GAME 7

i feel like every year is the same when i watch the caps in playoff

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Theres always next year guys!

Also holy shit this crowd is fucking garbage

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>>75831644
Post your bracket again!

another reminder to never trust a team from washington

EAT
MY
HOT
SHIT
CRAPITALS

>craps fans booing their own team

FUCKING REKT

>>75831978
Is Ovi or Oshie a leader?

>>75831851
it's like mustard for cupcakes

>>75831898
i can imagine they are the talk of the town now and that's fine but when cities who never win shit start coming up with rituals and superstions it gets too much.

local sports talk radio must be all about the Preds

Aren't home crowds supposed to cheer their team when they're done for the season? Why are they booing?

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Happy Capitals elimination day!

Why did they mute the TV feed?

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Welp... looks like the fuckin Pongs are gonna go back-to-back

Oilels thread where?

Holtby is overrated as fuck.

CROOOOOSSSSBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Lol caps aren't even going to be relevant next year. Their team is going to fucking implode

>leaving early at your team's last game
What terrible fans

Mr. Game Who?

>Drafting Chokevechkin ahead of Milkman
>Keeping Chokevechkin on your team for a decade

Just fold the fucking franchise already it's a goddamn embarrassment.

>>75831969
Agreed

HAPPY >CRAPS ELIMINATION DAY EVERYONE

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>>75831878

>>75832025

washington fans are some of the worst in the country

SWEPT
IN
SEVEN

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>>75831366
witnessed

>the memes are memeing
does this mean oilels win?

>>75832049
Censorship. They cant let you hear the boos.

>>75831994
He's such a diva and chimp all rolled into one.

>dirty as fuck
>acts like he's a Pro Soccer player when someone touches him
Sorry, I wouldn't like him even if he wasn't black.
he deserves every embellishing penalty he gets, and probably a couple more they dont call.

I really hope the game coming up isn't as depressing as this.
>game 7
>meme series
>team that never wins at home is playing decisive game at home

I don't like reruns Ducks pls deliver

ovi-rated
(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)
ovi-rated
(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)
ovi-rated
(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)

>>75831835
Post hand

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CAPS GET KEK'D

>>75832073
finally craps fans are getting it.

H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A

Can you imagine a handshake tradition like that in a black sport? Would never happen.

Get fucked craps. Go tear jerk it to your slut Mia until next year.

Ovi with no Trophy

>That guy not getting a single fist bump in the tunnel


fuck you caps, that guy paid alot of money to watch you suck, at least high 5 him

>>75832136
he got one

>>75832025
nah they're pretty classy actually. If this were in my hometown (philly) the boos would be so loud you wouldn't be able to hear Doc
>>75832027
legit keked

>>75832101
He changed ever since the fines

>>75831969
unironically this. I'm so glad there's another game on tonight

>pongs almost get shutout at home
>craps actually get shutout at home
>/hoc/ turns into /pens/ for one night

Is real estate cheap in Pittsburgh?

notice how all the craps fans and followers who were in all those threads where the craps beat the pens this series are all gone and silent?!

fuck it feels good

raging erection right now.

Trotz still can't get past the 2nd round. Craps should fire him.

>>75832133
Would end in a gang shooting.

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>that black guy
>that women crying

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If this post ends in dubs, the Craps blow up their team in the off-season

>>75832177
>checked
This so fucking much

>>75832133
well in the NBA they normally do handhsake after the game. Like right after the clock hits 0 you usually see people walk on the court and greet each other and all that..

This article is now the official article of /hoc/

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2017/5/9/15593706/capitals-nhl-playoffs-failures-ovechkin-crosby-penguins

If this post ends in dubs, I'm a cool guy :)

>>75832233
nice digits

>rags
>craps
>reddithawks

O boy what a time to be alive

>>75832133
With the trash talking that happens during the handshake every other game would be a brawl

Sydney drains the swamp and cucks the kikepitals

>>75831898
>second team
Sounds like you're reddit incarnate

this is the most caps thing I've ever seen. somehow you surpassed the shorks for biggest chokers in hockey history

>>75832273
Thanks.

What team does Ovechimp sign for when he's 40 to get his Ray Bourque Stan Lee?

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Reminder

Praying that Trump starts shit posting about the Craps

>>75832376
F

>>75831898
They started the "Smashville" thing as soon as they stated. I'm guessing you never actually went to a game. Tickets for the cheap seats were only like 15 bucks those first few years.

>>75832380
>SAD

>craps fans on suicide watch

just do it you fucking cucks. back to the boxing ring since you cunts have obviously given up on trying to win by skill

Strawpoll to rename /hoc/ to /pens/

Vote up boys

http://www.strawpoll.me/12939914

>>75832360
He'll go Iginla and pick a team off a hot season that's about to go on the decline.

Is there a reason Holtby is always fucking frowning whenver he's on camera?

Reminder that the Craps traded Filip Forsberg straight up for fucking Martin Erat

>>75832470
Hes on the Caps

>away from gf studying
>haven't fapped in 2 days, no sex in 3 weeks
>all these thiccies in this thread
>shut out the crapitals

the fap tonight shall be long and fucking awesome.

god speed pengwins.

>thank you for the flower power

>>75832470

Probably something to do with the number of turnovers in front of net or oddman rushes when he gets buttfucked by his own teammates.

>>75832360
Toronto

reminder if you didn't see this coming for at least two days you haven't been paying attention
reminder if caps don't blow it up they don't deserve to be spoken about anywhere ever again
reminder the best thing that can happen to the fanbase is a rebuild, so working class people can afford to get back in the building that their money built.
reminder if you shower before work or wear a suit jacket daily, you're worse than black women.

GO PENS
GO BUCS
GO STEELERS

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>>75832395
just edit the html, lad

>>75832505
Your gf is fucking someone else

>>75832523
>reminder if you shower before work or wear a suit jacket daily, you're worse than black women.

completely agreed

>>75832360
SKA St. Petersburg

>rags btfo
>caps btfo

best case scenario.

lauging so hard at mia khalifa right now

>>75832592
didn't want to confuse the english(and french) speakers. but thanx for the fix

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>craps fans have invaded my strawpoll

Penguinbros, help even out the score:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12939914

>>75831372
lol crapitals

every fucking time

>>75832544
FUCK YES BRO
DA BURGHHHHH

>>75832360
Florida Panthers. At least he can get to golfing earlier in the year and there's no state income tax. Win fucking win.

quick, before kovalchuk signs anything, trade ovechkin for him straight up

I am so fucking pissed. I woke up at 2 am to watch the game and Caps weren't even trying on the 3rd period. Gutless performance. I am fucking done with this team.

Getting real sick of the same shit every single year

Mighty cucks choking again as well. Holy shit it's going to be MCgaykid against Crosby