Guess the player.

>>75830918
Diego Lugano

>>75830918
random Urgayan cuck

>>75830918
>>75830941
Canadian anon is right

>>75831214
why is mexico so angry?

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Guess the player.

>>75831536
hleb?

>>75831557
Yup

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Let's try something harder.

>>75831672
Some cheeky English lad.

>>75831701
Eric Djemba

>>75831672
Brian Deane

>>75831701

Djemba-Djemba

>>75831672

I started watching Prem in 2002. This is driving me crazy.

>>75831775
>>75831812

Yes

>>75831922
correct

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Here's a good one. Don't let this thread die m80s

>>75832026
viduka

>>75832026
Viduka

>>75832204
Sinama Pongolle.

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go on

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>>75832617
gilberto

>>75832679
classic loco abreu

>>75832811
luke tony peppe ronny you're my #1

>>75832811
toni!

>>75832811
i think it's luca toni

>>75832811
luca toni

>>75832867
>>75832869
>>75832885
>>75832918

noice

>>75832867
>>75832869
oh my gosh anon we posted at the exact same time. that means we have to kiss.

>>75832848
Got it. Now can any Uruguayan please explain why he moved so many times?

>>75833147
salihamidzic or whatever it is written

>>75833340
yup

>>75833209
world record guiness

Amouri Stoudomire

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This thread just got x5 harder

>>75832728
Peter Beardsley

great player

>>75839917
Henrik Larsson

>>75839995
Igor Stimac?

>>75839917
Larsson

>>75839917

larrson easy

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>>75840016
>>75840017
>>75840021
correct

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>>75840016

yes have another

>>75832939
le makelele role man
le engine man

>>75840032
Kinkladze?

>>75840051
Hahahahahaha, Adam 'I wish I had actually raped her' Johnson

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>>75840074

nice

>>75840188
Stefano Eranio

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>>75840219

yes

>>75840236
Diouf?

>>75840277
Is that the shitter Vieri?

>>75840277
Marco Bresciano

>>75840317
>you now remember all the hype around Andres D'Alessandro

>>75840300
nein
>>75840303
ja

>>75840351
Mellberg

>>75840449
This one is pissing me off

>>75840449
>>75840458
Zenden la

You guys do know that if you just google all the clubs in that order, the player's name will appear immediately, right?

>>75840465
Oh shit yeah

>>75840469
Why would you do that?

>>75840469
Ruins the game pal

>>75840469
Where's the point in that, lad?

>>75840490
Harry Redknap Kranjacar

>>75840490
>>75840499
So obvious his transfers were dodgy af

>>75840554

jefferson farfan?

>>75840383
The guy is from Chile, a hint because nobody has attempted

>>75840383

Luis Jimenez. Had to do some googling because I remembered him, but not his name.

>>75832939
Albert Celades. For some reason I was a fan of him back in FIFA 2004 because I was a little kid who thought the name Celades sounded cool, so I kept playing with him at Real Madrid.

>>75830918
Lugano
>>75831214
Better than any player you've ever had

these threads are so frustrating as a youngfag

Quick easy quiz:
What do Ajax, Juve and Bayern have in common that sets them apart from other teams?

>>75841687
Only teams to make EC/CL final three years in a row?
Ajax 71,72,73 won all 3
Bayern 74,75,76 won all 3
Juve 96,97,98 only won in 96

>>75841731
Just realised Real would be in that group

>>75841770
Ched 'it was consensual' Evans

>>75841762
>Southampton
>West Ham
>used to score a bit
Iain Dowie?

>>75841799
Tugay?

>>75841813

yeah, didnt expect an italian to guess it instantly 2bh

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>>75841687
Are you forgetting Chelsea?

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>>75841830
Likeable player

>>75841832
Pic related

>>75841878
Correct

>>75841907
Gudjohnsson

>>75841731
>>75841858
Chelsea don't have Club World Cup and UEFA Supercup

Clubs who have won CL, EL, Cup winners' cup, uefa supercup and club world cup
was unsure if I should include these last two meme cups but well I did

>>75842006
Chelsea won the UEFA Supercup in 1998 against CL winners Real Madrid. You're right about the Intercontinental Cup/Club world cup though. They lost to Corinthians

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gonna try 1 more

>>75841794
it was indeed

>>75842034
nihat

>>75842033
never realized only 4 teams have won CL, EL and the cup winners' cup

>>75842034
Nihat

>>75841907
>>75841923
This one really pissed me off. Ashamed to say I'm a Chelsea fan.

>>75842044
Barcelona has 4 Cup winners cups but no EL.

On the other hands Real Madrid has 2 ELs but no CWC.

>>75842048
>>75842043

correct

>>75842071
>yfw Real Madrid will never be part of that holy elite group

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One for the 12 year olds

>>75842111
Akinfenwa
t. not 12 year old

>>75842111
Akinfenwa

>>75842111
akinfenwa

#MemeModeOn

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maybe somebody will know

>>75842178
carew

>>75842163
Stankevicius

>>75842163
Stankevicius

>>75842211
Michel bastos

>>75842211
Michel Bastos

What do Benfica, Valencia and Juventus have in common that noone else has?

>>75842218
Joey something

>>75842202
Yes lad

>>75842230
>>75842233
Yep always quite liked him for his absolute bangers with his left and complete inability with his right.

>>75842254
yep

i'll give you a clue: his surname ends in 'sson'

>>75842218
joey gudjonson

>>75842272
caniggia

>>75842272
Caniggia

Based

>>75842250
Lost two CL finals in a row?

Not even checking google, Valencia lost twice in 2000 and 2001. Juventus in 1997 and 1998. And benfica probably lost them in the 60s

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>>75842216
>>75842219
based

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>>75842293
>>75842303

indeed

>>75842330
right, but Benfica's is about the two lost EL finals

>>75842335
Patrick Owomoyela

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>>75842293
>joey gudjonson

correct

Can anyone get this meme machine?

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>>75842441

forgot pic

How many can you get, /sp/?

https://www.sporcle.com/games/pbysr/starting11

https://www.sporcle.com/games/JakePFC/eplsquad1 (This one for our english friends)

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>>75842374
(You)

>>75842531
absolutely no idea
>>75842511
how bad is 162 on the first one? I'm only 18, only missed 3 after 2007

>>75842866
Pretty good f.a.m. I forgot about Oddo, Hargreaves and fucking bosingwa. Also 97 Dortmund was hard for me and only got 2004 Porto because I'm a fan.

>>75842935
Missed 6 on Bayern 2001 (my team), forgot Oddo and Hargreaves, too, also literally 0 on Dirtmund

>>75842866
I got 162 as well but fucked up on Chelsea, Inter, Dortmund and Marseille. I managed to not get Eto'o.

>>75842935
>>75842990
>>75843852
lads, how autistic are we?

>>75844535
Tim Borowski :3

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>>75844780
yep

>>75844919
Brian McBride, the man with no eyes.

>>75845223
Pandiani

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>>75845404
Capdevilla

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>>75845338
>>75845548
correct

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>>75845712
Just another literally who who left Brazil as a kid and went to Portugal.

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Like a boss

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>>75845987
Anatoliy Timoshchuk
yeah his name is Paulo César, know him from when Braga played CL

>>75846041
>those question marks

>>75846041
That brazilian that tricked teams into thinking he's a footballer.

>>75846274

yup, literally the king

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Kaiser_(footballer)

>>75846422
Did this guy actually make a living for 20 years with this?

What the fuck am I doing with my life?

>>75846422
>Returning to Brazil, he joined Bangu where he again used his fake injury scam. However, Castor de Andrade, the club's major sponsor and patron was tired of seeing Kaiser just training and demanded that he was selected to play. Initially at the bench, Castor told the coach to play Kaiser as his team was losing by 2–0 and sent the player to warm up. Again afraid of being caught, he saw a group of supporters giving the stick to the players and started to fight them so that he was sent off before even entering the field. After the match, Kaiser lied to the patron that the supporters were calling him a thief and not only the player was forgiven but also earned a six-month extension.

TOP KEK

I fucking love this guy

>>75847148
le play on every continent keeper

pfannenstiel

>>75846864
Lettuce

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>>75847117

"“My whole life has revolved around sex,” Kaiser says. “There are no other hobbies. If I went to a nightclub I’d spend 10 minutes chatting up a girl and then leave. You just take her into the first bathroom and the first available cubicle, give her one then leave."

"These days Kaiser is in his 50s and works as a fitness trainer for women"

Fucking legend.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/apr/26/the-forgotten-story-of-carlos-kaiser-footballs-greatest-conman

>>75840268
https://youtu.be/XrStCqRu_hE

>>75847491
>>75847117
>>75846549
>>75846422
>>75846274
>>75846041
is he literally the embodiment of, the absolute /ourguy/?

>>75848044
drenthe

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The filename gives it away.

You win if you post the respective image.

>>75848224
Faubert or something

>>75848343
You're right but you're not a winner.

>>75848386
I'm not posting that

>>75848432
Asprilla

>>75848182
Indeed it is

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>>75848862

>>75842071
>>75842097
are you guys dense?they won in 2014 and in 2016

>>75849066

Tite!

>>75849180
hurp

>>75845548
D'Agostino, remembered the player having a sick card on fifa 10 but had to google to double check his name. Was great for Udinese and was linked with Real Madrid and a load of other big clubs when Udinese made a good run in Europe.

>>75849066
Rogerio Ceni!

>>75849005
Looks like he should've played for Lazio.

>>75849066
The meme keeper?

>>75832679
>Bangu

Jesus Christ, why not go back home if it's to play in a shit team? Or go to the Arabias or something

>>75851001
Come on, it was a short stint and he loves Rio. It was fun to see him on Cariocão. Joel Santana, the goalkeeper Felipe, Mosquito, Romario's son, all those guys in smaller teams made the state championship a little more tolerable.

>>75841687
Juden clubs

>>75851343
Jermain Dafoe.

>>75855760
Based Calero

>>75848984
Micolli?

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>>75849005
>>75849005

>>75849116
Real Madrid has never won the Cup winners Cup. You're probably confusing with the club world Cup. Cup winners Cup ceased to exist in 1999

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Tough one

>>75856275
>Totti

Come on son

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>>75856352
Ok here's a harder one

>>75856392
kek

>>75856275
i already posted that you negro
>>75848862

>>75856392
chris

>>75855929
Miccoli, yes

>>75856511
was he at the gulag in between?

>>75856511
The Russian Pele

>>75856530
Yes

>>75856552
Correct

>>75855911
Cordoba

>>75841858
>>75841687
Conversely, anyone want to guess what manager has lost in the final of all three tournaments?

>>75842449
Collins John
>>75851343
Ellery Caïro. He lives literally 2 houses next to me btw.

>>75856780
Was it wenger? CL final vs Barcelona, EL final vs Galatasaray. Not sure if he lost a Cup winners Cup final though.

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>>75830918
literally the best mid-late 2000's fifa buy

>>75856833

>>75856833
It is Wenger. Lost CWC final with Monaco

>>75840469

>you guys do know that you can cheat r-right?


Yeah thanks you autistic Belgian

>>75856847
Is that the Yak?

>>75842531

Grzegorz Rasiak

Great player

>>75857279
Jô

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Can you guess them all, /sp/?

>>75857809
1. Space Fatherchristmaship
2. Chicken Busperow
3. Shred winestiger
4. No smokingurd angel
5. Drivea German

>>75857933
Cristiano Penaldo

>>75857809
1) Roque Santa Cruz
3) Schweinsteiger
6) Claude Makelele
7) Moussa Sissoko
8) Pat Rice
10) Wilfred Bony
11) Claudio Pizzaro
14) Jermaine Pennant
18) Gaston Ramirez
19) Aaron Ramsey
22) Kevin-Prince Boateng

>>75857809
1) Roque Santa Cruz
2)
3) Schweinsteiger
4)
5) Carragher
6) Makelele
7) Moussa Sissoko
8) Patrice
9)
10)
11) Claudio Pizzarro
12)
13)
14)
15)
16)
17) Ilkay Gundogan
18) Gaston Ramirez
19) Aaron Ramsey
20)
21)
22)
23)
24)
25)
26)

FUCKKKKKK

>>75857714
Kuffour?

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=D

>>75858064
Romario

>>75857235

Right! I had already lost hope.

>>75858033
yes

>>75857809
14 germain pennant

>>75840031
>Guastalla
kek i live there, who the fuck is this?

>>75842426

Tiatto

>>75858392

sidney govou

>>75857809
12 is mario balotelli

>>75856392
whatshisname...
nuno gomes...

>>75858164
Edgaras Jankauskas

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>>75858575
take a wild guess

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>>75858164
I fucking miss you so much!

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Ez one

>>75860118
Ryan Babel

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https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/uefachampionsleague

How many can you name?

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>>75861858
>https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/uefachampionsleague
Too easy, Anão

>>75861966
do this one

https://www.sporcle.com/games/arkaithz/uefa-champions-league-sf-1994-2011

>>75862025
>https://www.sporcle.com/games/arkaithz/uefa-champions-league-sf-1994-2011
You beat me with Panatinaikos, Dinamo Kiyv, Villareal and >schalke

>>75862110
>Panatinaikos, Dinamo Kiyv,

yeah those two got me aswell. 90/92

>>75862130
>>75862110
87. Got Kyiv and Schalke but didn't get Panatinaikos, leeds, La Coruna, Nerkusan and nantes

>>75862157
https://www.sporcle.com/games/jamesroscow/england-cap-or-no-england-cap

Good luck

>>75862025
didn't get PSG and fucking Leeds
>>75862304
literally don't know half of the players

>>75862827
I don't either. Hoping for some englishman to do the quiz

>>75862852
>>75862304
18 out of 30. Barely better than just guessing

>>75862958
https://www.sporcle.com/games/orik/pfa-team-of-the-year-2010s

>>75862992
https://www.sporcle.com/games/robertredmond/every-team-team-in-the-football-league
Try this one on

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>>75863023
not too proud

>>75863178
>giving up

I got 85

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>>75861858
Not that hard, should be pretty much common knowledge if you're a fan.

https://www.sporcle.com/games/happyjoe5/worldcuptop4 this one looks fun

>>75863757
>tfw you remember Belgium with 11 seconds left
80/80

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>>75863757
huh

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>>75863757
Get in

So

can you guys do it?

https://www.sporcle.com/games/Zezinhocabrals/brazilian-championship-clubs-since-2003

>>75864046
No, Santos, Sao Paolo, Gremio, Flamengo, Cruzeiro and I'm pretty much out

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>>75864046

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>>75864046

So guys can you do this trash?
https://www.sporcle.com/games/Bumpas_Bimpesson/allsvenskan-teams-since-2000

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>>75864217

>>75864250
I got 24

>>75864217
got 6: hammarby, aik, helsingborgs, malmo, goteborg, elfsborg

https://www.sporcle.com/games/ess/2000s_football

good luck, lads

>>75864185
almost better than me

>>75856189
CWC for me it was Club World Cup.

>>75832617
vampeta

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>>75864395
That was hard. UEFA Cup was my weakness CSKA with 1 sec left wew... the Club World Cup, PL Golden Boot, PFA PotY I didn't even have time to go after... Though I tried Nistelrooy, probably misspelled

>>75865703
Journeyman much?

>>75865843
good effort, anon. very good

>>75865896
It might look more impressive than it is, I mean if we look at it it says 108 questions... but I mean without counting how many actual answers are there? 30? 40?

You just try the regulars from the big 4 leagues and boom you're 80% done

>>75865843
>Michael Owen
literally wtf

>>75867547

Trust me, that guy was brilliant at the start. It's a massive shame that he couldn't maintain it, but when he started out he was something else.

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>>75867580
lel only know him from memes like this