/hoc/ - >Rags edition

>>75828836
First for lundpads suicide

>rags

>>75828836
I bet none of you had Sens and Preds reach the ECF in your brackets

>>75828907
so you're saying none of us are retarded?

>>75828907
>perds
>reaching ECF

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>le literally insonsolable xDDDD
You know how I know that you're from Reddit?

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The ducks are cursed lol good one Randy

>>75829034

.rags

>>75829034
Literally inconsolable has been a meme here for years

>rags

>>75829034
you're obviously from Reddit too, who cares?

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I miss the old /hoc/ when our memes had actual effort in them

>>75829118
it died when reddit touch it

>>75829034
what does reddit gold even do

>he wears a cage

>>75829276

>He lives in England

>>75829309
Nope

What's the likelihood of this being Cole's last game?

>>75829194

It means somebody paid real money to give another poster's post the equivalent of a super-(You)

>>75829194
it makes people edit their comment, that's about it

If the pens lose, we will finally have some fucking parity.

>>75829395
>>75829650
it was a trap. now your have to go back

>>75829072
>for years
That was last year, mate.

>>75829784
Im switching back and forth right now, how does that make feel?

>>75830167
3 years

>>75830197
im fine with it as long as you dont post there, desu

Really
Activate
Godlike
Snes

>rags

>>75829034
Devlels fans are so fucking obsessed with us

>rags

>>75830167
No it wasnt it was when the rags were in the finals and lost

do people play haxball anymore?

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I wrote a little poem about Lundqvist's career

The King
who wears no crown
not even a ring
just a solemn frown

>>75830711
it's tagpro.gg now

So I heard the rangers have 90 years of history.
I'm unaware of how many championships they possess, can anyone inform me?

>>75830728
hella fr*ckin epin bro! UPVOTE but i cant gild because i am le poor :(((((

DUCKS WILL WIN!!!

>>75830720
should be "for he is The King"

>>75830766
look at this man. he tries to pretend that >ragsposting is reddit. but he himself is reddit. laugh at him

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>>75830822

>pongs will unironically let a meme team like the fucking snus into the scf

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Daily reminder a cup win doesn't count if it was before the salary cap was implemented

>your team
>what you'd offer for Ovi this summer

>>75831310
Ovi for Pacioretty

>>75831218
>not allowing teams to buy their stanley cups

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>>75831310

Nothing. Accept the suck and rebuild.

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I'm so fucking nervous, lads.

>>75831521
How badly do you think she wants McDavid to impregnate and marry her?

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>>75831606
It's the only thing she wants.

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>>75831665
Poor awkward mcdavid

>>75831730
>>75831730
>>75831730

OILERS AT DUCKS

>>75831665
>tfw she kills him after he doesnt
>tfw stacy ruins everything again

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>>75831743
Awkward McDavid pictures need to become a meme

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HAPPY CRAPS ELIMINATION DAY!

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>caps out

Thanks phil

How come the craps are so bad? Is Overchicken that shit?

>>75831310
Wings
a 3rd and nyquist

HAHAHA CAPS BTFO

>craps fans booing
lmao

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Name a more likable athlete.

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>CRAPS

AYYYYYYYYYYYYLAMEOEOEOEOEOEO

>rags
>craps

>leastern conference

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Apologize.

>Holtshit

KEK

CAPS = CRAPS

>>75831989
OUT

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>ottawa vs pittsburgh again
>lost the last 3 series by a combined total of 3-12

HALP

>caps

>>75832007
Pretty much all of them, tbqh.

>CAPS
>CRAPS

Lmao what a fucking joke franchise :D

HOLTBY CHIMPING

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>mfw Ovechkin will never win the cup ever!

>>75831809

F

>slavshit
Not even once.

>craps
>rags

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>>75832038
The stars are aligned for an ebin underdog story in favor of the Sens. Have some faith lad.

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Ovechkin has always been a heartless Russian shitter

No wonder the Russians went commie when even their best are lazy fucks

HOLTBY MAD

>>75832043
Mad. Fleury is the quintessential good guy.

>>75832066
i honestly thought after they relegated him to the bottom 6 that they'd have a chance

>>75832096
Absolutely based

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Lads

>manhandle the pens at home
>dominate the pens on the road
>game 7
>at home
>with THE Mr Game 7 himself
>shutout

What the actual fuck did the caps mean by this

>craps

>caps choke again as is tradition
>rags choke again as is tradition
>blues choke again as is tradition

sorry lads, ducks are already out

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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>2014
>Rangers win the East
>2015
>Lightning beat the Rangers to win the East
>2016
>Penguins beat the Lightning to win the East
>2017
>snes beat the Penguins to win the East

Who will beat the snes in 2018?

HONK HONK HONK

LETS GO PENS

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caps were curling tonight

like i'm just some dick head but even i know lift the god damn puck once in awhile and maybe you'll get a goal.

Ovie is shit
everybody on the caps played like shit
goalie gave you everything and you shit the bed L M A O

being a caps fan must be complete suffering

>CRAPS
>RAGS

HOW CAN THESE 2 TEAMS BE SO STINKY SMELLY

Wew, the metropolis area

>>75832314
>tfw if sullivan wasn't hired, the pens'd be just as middling

what the fuck is in the metropolitan water

>>75832028
Based Flower

>there is a chance at a Canadian team winning a cup this year

Who /smugleaf/ here?

Well sens bros

you're our only hope at a meme final

make it happen

Where's that faggot who was spamming those smug ovechkins. I want to laugh at you. I NEED to laugh at you

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I would pay $100 to end the postseason right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

>>75832400
>SNES
>chance
>Murray now back in the lineup in case fleurgod shits the bed

Its over m8

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Islanders master race checking in.

Also:
>craps
>rags

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>Cucks

Here it comes

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>>75832489
You mad?

>ducks
>at home
>game 7

Why even televise this game

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>>75832549
>"missing the playoffs to the laffs" master race

>no Letang
>no Murray
>no Crosby for a game and a half
>your team is historically healthy all year and into the playoffs
>still get swept in 7 in a shutout at home

Best timeline la

>>75832646
>b-but they added mr. game 7!!!

>>75831310
Isles here

The offer is Barzal, Dal Colle and first round pick, and some salary dump(s) like Kulemin and/or Grabovski.

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>>75832646
I really can't believe it. Fucking beautiful.

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>>75832646
>>75832703

Just now watched that second goal by hornqvist. Holy fuck hotlby literally cost them the series I'm almost positive

Ottawa in 6
Oilers in 5

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>>75832609

>>75831310
>Wanting a cupless choke

HOW DID WE LOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75832788
>greatest teams ever built
that's a nice delusion

But srsly if get (or 67) snes win the cup

>>75832788
>>75832717
you're a bad poster

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>>75832549
ayyyyyy

>Retards legitimately thought an Alex Ovechkin led team would win a big game.

Have you been paying attention to history? It's the same story for the past decade+.

>>75832489
Omg your bitch tears are tasty. Stay mad

>>75832831
It's already been decided multiple times anon. Every (Almost) get was in their favor. Kek is with us

>>75832871
>b-but this is the year!
>b-but the penguins are crippled!
lmao

No one post THAT picture please.

thanks

>>75832489
Ottawa will win tbqh

>>75832921
Someone post it. Now.

>>75832938
>Ottawa will win
Lay off the crack

Tonight
Coilers beat Cucks
Then

Ottawa > Pens

Oilers > Preds

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WAKE ME UP

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>>75832921

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what does backshit mean by this?

>all these leafs picking the senators because its literally their last shot at bringing the cup back home

My fucking sides

Pens have been woken up after that scare from Washington. Pens in 5

>>75832976
They're the underdog and pens are playing like shit.

Ottawa for the cup 2017. Dubs confirm it

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>>75832938
literal whos

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>>75832571
Pls not again
This shits getting old

mmmmmmmm the tears are so salty

https://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2017/05/10/the-washington-capitals-have-been-eliminated-from-the-playoffs-again/#disqus_thread

>>75833051
Then why even try in game 5 and 6 you fucking idiot

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>it's a "pens limp their way to a cup" episode.

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>>75833051
what the fuck?

Can someone put a caps hat on that picture of Moe looking happily at a noose in the closet?

>>75833062
>pens are playing like shit.
What did I just watch for the last 3 hours then?

>>75833059
lmao
the sens are easily the most complete team that the pongs will face

I am suicidal

The Eastern Conference Final will have Kessel and Phaneuf but not Toronto

I fucking hate pens so fucking much their plane could crash and I wouldn't care

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Friendly reminder

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>>75833059
but the oilels are actually decent

>>75833269
>craps

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>>75833269
do it, ted

>>75833352
Caps were the only thing going right in my life

Serious question.

Why is Ovechkin such shit when it matters? It seems like he is just detrimental to the team and craps won't ever get the cup as long as he is on that team.

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>>75828836
>>75828836
>>75828836

>>75833217
And the sens have literally faced nobody

>still doubting the penguins
>ever
Face it, this team has ice in their blood and sullivan is a wizard

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>>75833336
nah snes vs preds, >100k viewers each game and betterman abolishes the league. then i don't have to watch the rags suck anymore

>>75833409

Some players are capable of carrying their team, some are not. Ovechkin is more Robin than Batman. If he was on a team where somebody else was the face of the franchise (somebody who could handle it of course) he would have multiple Cups.

>>75833325
>Laffs

>>75833380
It's okay. You'll always have those Presidents' Trophies and nobody can take that away from you :^)

>No Letang
>No Murray
>No Crosby for half of the series
>still get BTFO

Move the Crapitals to Seattle already.

>>75833465
FUCK SHITTSBURGH

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>>75833081

Penguins are going to get shut down by the 1-3-1

>>75833336
You know for as much as /hoc/ loves to claim bettman rigs the league, very few people here realize this was the finals from the very start. So obvious. NHL is going for their version of Lebron V Curry

Penguins fans chimping it up as usual, fucking bandwagoning fake as pussy fans

>>75833325
>LAFFS

>>75833515
Washington deserves every bit of shit they get. Their fans legit were saying the curse was over, and this game was just a formality. Yeah fucking right. Now they get to watch the cap shred their team

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>>75833081
>>75833504
>le funny face finland man xDDDD
go back already

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>>75833415

>mfw I made it onto this one

Imagine being a moderator of a popular Capitals blog right now and you have spend the rest of the night vehemently deleting nonstop yinzer shitposts in the elimination recap thread. For free.

>>75833570
>deserving shit for having hope and enlightenment
Fuck back to ppg paints arena you cuck

>>75833515
>caps fans talking mad shit after winning two games in a row, as if they won the cup
>absolutely silent now

Fucking glorious

>>75833425
bawwston and the >rags were bigger competitors than CLM and the >craps

>you wont be able to win without Letang

lmao at your lives

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I need a 45 minute break from you guys, holy shit

They'll be back someday

I'll be watching

>>75833609
don't forget to polish that president's trophy :^)

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>and then they told me
>#capsin8

>>75833609
Yes. Because someone needs to make sure there is never any hope and dreams are crushed

>>75833652
Don't forget to polish your cock to Crosby :^^^^^^)

>>75832170
>manhandle the pens at home
1 game
>>75832170
>dominate the pens on the road
Lost first 2 games at home

>What the actual fuck did the caps mean by this
They're a meme team with meme dreams

>>75833625
Oh god thanks for reminding me that the SNES struggled heavily against a hobbled bruins team

Pens in 4

Is ovi gonna join russia at iihf?

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>>75833648
See you in 10 bbz

>>75833336
Gary Bettman has wet dreams about this.

I'd give fleury a kiss if I could

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>heh nothin personnel kid

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>tfw actually want edmonton to win cup
>tfw it will ruin >1993 posting

>>75833502
Stay mad. Your tears are delicious.

Who is bryan rust?

>>75833785

an elite ice hockey forward

>>75833780
I hope ottawa gets revenge for that cunt crosby destroying methots finger

>>75833754
>Crosby just hitting puberty, finally able to grow facial hair
>Ovi already going gray into old age, skills drastically declining

>>75833775
1993 posting is inaccurate anyways, >hasbs are subhuman frogs, 1990 posting is the proper meme.

>>75833462

This is true. After 3 years of this, and after ovi had 1 goal and a bunch of hits this series, it's clear he's not a leader or captain.

>>75833785
Did you miss last year's playoffs? Bryan Rust is clutch af personified.

>Good guys
Preds
>Bad guys
Oilers
Sens
>Supervillains
Pens

>>75833820
>being this mad
nice.jpg

>>75833754
>WHEB YOU TRY YOUR BEST VUT YOUR LLSONT SUCEED

>>75833570

Good. Cut the deadweight, keep Williams. Better to rebuild than suffer through the same shit every year.

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>>75833847
>3 years

been more than that hombre

>>75833863
Pens are the good guys you fag.

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on Mr game 7?

>>75833883
half the team is gone to expiring contracts that roster is getting raped. the window has closed.

>>75833863
How are snes the bad guys?

>>75833898

Three years of Presidents Trophies. I know it was more but the last 3 were max level shitskating.

>>75833899
The Great One dubs confirm

>>75833570
literally nobody was saying this

OK there was that one guy that kept posting that same fucking screencap saying he bet on the Caps or something

none of us thought or think the curse is over until it actually happens

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>>75833912
he plays for the penguins

Honestly think we should prioritize signing oshie. Kuzie is good until next year? Or is he an rfa?

>>75833926
Canadian team with yuro captain

>>75833964
>we

>>75833912
He is Mr. Game 7, look at his stats in game sevens. Unfortunately his juju was not powerful enough to overcome Caps curse.

>>75833964
Meme ing aside. Good series caps. See you guys next year. Its always fun

>>75833976
I forgot their head coach was a James Bond villian with scar too. my bad

>>75833964
Oshie is like the number one guy you should resign. Ovi legit needs to go, he's never going to win a cup with the caps

>>75833847

Kane is Ovechkin with teammates who can handle carrying the team (Toews and Keith), allowing him to just focus on pure goal scoring without having to worry about things he doesn't excel at like defense and leadership.

>>75833912
You just knew the second everyone kept yelling about the whole thing today that he was going to do jackshit.

>>75833941
>literally
pls go

I just can't fathom how we got shut out at home. After scoring 9 goals in 2 games. Made me do a think

>>75833964
https://www.capfriendly.com/teams/capitals

Cap am become death

Kuzy needs contract

>>75834085
memeteam

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>there are people who will unironically continue to root for the most underperforming, worst choke artist team in the history of organized human competition

fuck everything washington and fuck the caps

>>75834023
Lmao he legit does look like he'd make a good bond villain

And mike Sullivan actually looks like he'd be a good bond....

Holy fuck the pottery

>>75833917
>>75834117

That's be the razorcakes senpai

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>Oshie gone
>Shattenkirk gone
>Connolly gone
>Williams gone
>Alzner gone
>Winnik gone
>Grubauer gone
>Brooks Orpik
>Ovechkin to the KHL

>Pens virtually same team but Fleury traded for an elite defenseman

>>75834117
I can't abandon em man. I must be a masochist because I love the team dearly, always will. Probably just because I'm used to being let down by dc sports

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75834154
Fucking wizards man. My last hope

>>75834117
>advocating being a bandwagoner

kill yourself my man

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I don't know how comfortable I am with this man being near the Cup

Hokkei is still the best sport. Caps will get it done eventually. Its okay

>>75834149
>Fleury traded
I don't think so Tim

>>75834175
Are they even the same level? The NBA isn't like other leagues, they're still fodder for the Cavs like the rest of the East.

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>>75834183

>>75834177

>advocating being mentally retarded and/or an absolute cuck

I would rather stop watching hockey than root for the craps. Trade OV, fire the HC and get someone in here who can fucking lead. Otherwise liquidate the franchise and fuck off

>>75834216
stop talking about apehoop you faggot

>>75834215
>keeping 30 year old meme goalie over 22 year old elite

>>75834244
>apehoop
lost

>>75834216
They match up okay with the cavs because of scoring ability. But they wont beat them in a series. Not even close. Could win 2 games I think. I just wanna go to a game and boo lebeta. But it looks like the celtics are gonna go on anyway

>>75834277

>this is my first day on the internet

>>75834277
never post again faggot

>>75834215
Unless they work out a deal with Vegas to not draft Murray, he's as good as gone.

The Caps have as many President's Trophies as the number of goals the Hawks scored in this year's playoffs, yet they also have as many Cups as the number of games the Hawks won in this year's playoffs

Dallas gonna got dat cup now that we have an elite goaler

>>75834258
>implying they won't keep both

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>you will never be payed to be wrong all the time

>>75834380
>they pick the caps
>every
>single
>year

>>75834407
>>75834380
To be fair its hard to pick against a loaded team like that

>>75834418
especially against a wounded Pens team

>le hey guys been a fan my entire life but gonna need a long break from hockey after this loss comment

These are my favorite to read. The soul crushing, spirit breaking hopelessness.

>>75834418
I think it's easy. They have been loaded every year and still they never get past 2nd round. What makes you think this year or next year would be any different?

>>75834418

to be fair you have to be a buttfucking moron to think the caps will ever advance past round 2

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>>75834441
>i-it was our year

>>75834418
are you 12

>>75834418
And anyone who has watched hockey the past 8+ years knows the caps and ovi can't get past the second round. I mean the only people who dont see this are caps fans/ass ravaged pens haters

>>75834456
This is just a meme. They were a game away today and if they were playing on the easy bracket side like they should have been, they would be awaiting thd pens in the ecf

It's eventually going to get to the point where predictions for the playoffs go like this

>"well the capitals went undefeated through the entire season but I have them being swept by the blue jackets in the second round because they're the caps

>>75834491
>wahhhhhh they had to play a good team in the playoffs
fuck off retard

>>75834438
these casuals don't know true suffering. during the offseason you watch espn classic and wallow in the despair of how far your team has fallen

>muh past
Means literally nothing.

>>75834456
>he didn't have the craps vs the blackcocks in the finals in his bracket


also >boilers

lol ironman cogliano just memed the puck in net

>>75834531
If the ducks lose today you are proven wrong for the second time today because obviously history is repeating itself.

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>tfw my stinky doo doo team has more cups than the casps

>>75834531
g2b ovi you have an early tee time

>>75834596
You were saying? :^)

>>75834641
it's a tie game bud calm down

>>75834641
>not even leading

>>75834491
So they'd lose in the ECF instead.

Anyone else's soul hurt for ovi? The man works so hard and hasn't even been to a conference final. All the rockets and harts in the world couldn't make up for it

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Carolina has more cups than the caps in the ovechkin era

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Will Laine score 50 goals next season?
Will Pulju play over 50 games in nhl next season?

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>mfw aneheim-pittsburgh final

>>75834751
the worst timeline

>>75834702

>works so hard

He literally does the opposite.

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>>75834747
Cam Ward had a Cup and a Conn Smythe

Ovi has never made it to the finals.

>>75834751
God that is NOT happening

Honestly I think it's as simple as Trotz not being a good playoff coach now that they finally had a good roster top to bottom. Alas

>Crapitals

Actually pretty hyped for the WCF. Nashville vs either of these teams would be fun to watch

>have to either deal with the goal scoring depth of the ducks or the speed of edmonton

Going to be a real test for them

>>75833754
IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>mfw devlels
>mfw craps will NEVER have anything on this glorious team
HAHAHAHAHHA

>>75834781

Maybe their strongest D lineup but when your first line is a fucking sieve and literally cant play two way hockey you won't win. They've had more loaded lineups. Plus Ovi just doesn't have heart, it's as simple as that.

>>75834809

At least the craps have fans

both these games 7's have been fucking trash what a shit sport hockey is now

>>75834702
I don't blame him for the losses, but I don't feel bad for him either. Not every star player wins a cup. We have Iggy and Thornton recently. He's not in a particularly unique situation.

>>75834814
go to bed ovi

>>75834814
Yah our fans are faggot glory hunters. They'll be back next year when hall and Patrick are shredding the league

>>75834751
Oilels-pittsburgh would be worse. Imagine how arrogant those oilel fans would be if they won the cup the first season after rebuild. Plus then they would start the "Is mcdaddy better than crosby?", "Is mcdaddy already guaranteed hof?", "how many more cups will oilels win in mcdaddy era?" fuck they would be unbearable the next 15 years or more depending how long mcdavid plays.

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>>75834814
That's the spirit. Chin up, lil bro.

>>75834851
If that seriously is the final I wouldn't worry about it in the least. Pens would handle them in 6

>>75834833
Ovechkin is a generational talent and one of the greatest goalscorers in nhl history. He's not just jumbo joe or iggy. He's special, or he should be

>>75834814
I'm a devils fan

and you can have your crummey attendance

I'll take 3 cups thank you

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>>75834751
> mfw we might see Perry and Crosby try to outfaggot one another for a Stan Lee

Who (if either), will be the first to finally get their cup?

>Ovi
or
>Lundquist

>>75834872
Iggy scoring like he did during the dead puck era is insane. I think you're forgetting how good they have been contextually.

>>75834903
Neither

>>75834751
I'd welcome it because gibson would be abused by his home town fans

>>75834903
Lundquist has the easier route since he just needs his team to not shit the bed in front of him

Ovi would literally have to ascend to godhood to break the caps curse

>>75834903
Ovechkin. Rags are regressing hard

>>75834903

lundpads had his chance and got btfo by the fucking >kongs

>>75834903
Neither man are you high or what?

Ovi is a notorious choker on a notorious choker team with like 10M AAV contract so he can't be traded and lundqvist is an old man on a steep decline.

What are the odds of Ovechkin going back to mother Russia after this collapse?

>>75834903
Ovie has a chance to get traded to a good team or even sign somewhere as a FA eventually for cheap, but no one wants an old goalie with that kind of contract.

lads im getting sleepy but i want to stay up to see the oilels lose, please keep me awake

>>75834903
Ovi, but not with the Caps. He'll probably run down his contract before running off to Chicago, LA, or Ottawa where they actually know how to win playoff games.

As for Hank, I got love for him but he's getting old and he'll never leave >rags. So he's pretty much fucked.

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>>75835021
drink some kahvi boy

>>75835075
Why does fleury look so short

>>75835078

how do finns take their coffee?

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>>75835113
Black and down the throat.

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>>75833863
>good guys
>fans have to read their corporate chants off of paper

plz see attached venn diagram

Remember how the Capitals had to start this season watching the Pens lower their Stanley Cup banner? We could literally see that happen again next season. kek

>>75835152
The chants were made up by fans. Well stolen from college hockey really, but the team didn't make them up. They even tried to force people into stopping the "hey you suck" by changing half the goal song but it didn't work.

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>>75830720
>I wrote a little poem about Lundqvist's career
>The King
>who wears no crown
>not even a ring
>just a solemn frown

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>>75835113
>>75835147

Like this

>>75835158
Does this mean the caps are literally cucks with zero dignity?

>>75835158
I will be mad if bettjew does that shit. Its just a slap in the face

>>75835209

Yes