Wizards v. Celtics pre-game thread

i want to be a cute girl and suck a lot of dicks

>>75828447
typical Bostonian ladies and gentlemen

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pulling out doesnt work

>>75828488
You're a leaf you're gay by default

FIFTH for GRAND WIZARDS

If Wall makes the ECF will he be free of the shookening?

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> everyone was praising a 8-25 8 TOs perfomance

Wall really went from irrelevant to overrated in the space of a month.

>>75829175
yes, and wall will make the ECF this year, boston is bad

>>75829185
He started off shit but went 8-14 down the stretch and really controlled the game late. Also had 12 assists, 5 steals, a block and 7 turnovers

is this really the match thread for this one??!?!?!? so ded

the city of Boston is irrelevant outside of sports

>>75829257
/sp/ is dead in general.

>really want wizards to win
>it probably won't happen

Bad feel

>>75829257
When the Finals matchup is already set, there's no reason to watch this game

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>celtics rolling early

it's over

>>75829257

>Champions League match gets multiple threads with hundreds of replies
>Nothing here

Wow.

>>75829299
THIS IS GREAT FOR THE LEAGUE

EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE FANTASTIC 4 VS THE KING

YOU'RE JUST A DUMB MILLENNIAL

>>75829314
>World wide sport more popular than American sport
wow

>>75829257
the capitals are playing game 7 right now

is this finally going to be the game where boston blows a playoff team out by 20?

>>75829327
Oh I'm hyped for the Finals. And I do enjoy playoff basketball, just explaining why this thread is ded

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go celtics

>>75829327
In a way it is. If the Warriors continue to dominate it means guys like Paul and Butler won't move to form superteams because they're be no point

>Jizzards

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>>75829257
>not watching NHL
NBA is just dead sport right now, Warriors can enjoy there glory in such a weak era.

Manlet Isaiah Thomas is an assault on traditional NBA values

Jizzards can't stop going to the floor kek

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>wiz fans no where to be found

BTFO

dont sleep on the celties

>jizzards

I thought I was gonna be up super late

Might as well go to bed now, game is over haha

How comes teams never send out bench warmer centers to injure the manlet?

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>>75829439
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hate that fucking MANLET MEME THOMAS

>gortat eye level with the basket
>misses

I FUCKING HATE BOSTON I FUCKING HATE THE CELTICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

COME ON BAYYYY BAYYYY

>>75828431
>8-20

Who shook now?

do the cavs sweep Boston

Wizards will win this

Celtics are a meme

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>>75829457

The bog emissary has been deployed.

>>75829486
no. boston wins game one.

refs ain't calling shit under the basket

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

>implying the Celtics can keep up this shooting

They're peaking too early. Wiz by 5

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

Why is Marcus Smart so fat?

>>75829530
*unless IT is involved

>>75829556
big nigga bully ball

>>75829566
big nigga flop ball

>>75829547
This guy gets it.

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>it's gonna be a spurs/boston finals

I love this John Wall kid, hes got the speed, the quicker he runs the faster he goes

/nba/ is always dead when a game is on

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>>75829547
I suggest all my fellow Boston bros screencap this and laugh at the end of the game. Boston will win the next 2, you're delusional if you think otherwise

Are these two teams the only good guys left in the playoffs?

>>75829578
NBA would never allow it.

They'd invent a 3rd place series and would cancel the finals

>>75828447
>t. Bill Simmons

It's over/ Bradley is.

Literal refball

Refs have to help the jizzards
Pathetic.
Ball don't lie

>crowd chanting we want oubre

>makes a foul
>commentators claiming thats a block

jesus christ

Wizards will come back check em

>>75829634
People are changing the channel

Silver made the call

This Jaylen Brown kid is really athletic.

>think Isaiah Thomas is some new young star
>he's already like 29

Robert Kraft is there. trying to infect the Celtics with that Patriots winning ability.

Might be working.

BTFO

Errrbody slippin and fallin

Did they take the grip n slip 2 far?

>>75829654
commentators in general are steadily degrading

>>75829673
>winning is the same thing as cheating

>fouled making a full court shot
>no call

lol

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>Wizards second unit

what time do the knicks play? Is this the knicks vs warriors thread?

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Can someone tell me what the status of John Wall is?

>>75829706
the dodgers play the lakers in two hours

> John Wall is a good player

LOL

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>people actually thought the celtics were frauds

ecf bound desu

>>75829724
Shaw gonna score 3 TDs

Dat Jaylen assist.
"2 man draft" they said. kek.

>>75829687

>Pats cheat meme.
No more than any other team really. Stay butt hurt Jets fan.

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What did he mean by this?

>>75829712
SHOOKEN

>>75829753
lmfao the absolute madman

oooooooouuuuuuubreeeeeeeee

boring game

That's a flop....

>>75829746
>Jets
Kek

If a team is vastly different on the road vs at home then they're the definition of a chump ass shook team. Hate this nonsense

>>75829783
fuck off then and go back to your tranny porn

*yawn*

>>75829799
they played well on the road against the bulls.

these playoffs have just been trading blowouts, celtics and wizards are so fucking incosistent and either of them are going to get blown out in the ecf

welp this game is over

what should we talk about now guys

Wtf Wiz show some fight

>>75829799
Both these teams are cannon fodder for Lebron.

Well maybe if Brad Steven had the balls to give Jaylen serious minutes.

Celtics dunk team could beat the wiz

S
H
O
O
K

Is this the first NBA playoffs where there are literally 2 good teams?

Every time John wall gets embarrassed im taking a shot

imagine being relatively athletic and your job is to wear a leprechaun costume

>>75829809
it goes for both teams in this series

they played well because rondo was out

>Pls watch the WBNA... Pls.

>>75829841
R.I.P. in Peace

I'm unironically gunna pay to see a WNBA game this season because of Kelsey Plum

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>till then, you're beautiful, and I just stare

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>mfw these teams are just competing against each other to win the right to lose to the cavs

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Silver got these niggas out here lying about watching wnba

>>75829855
only 3 groups of people care:
- "that's my girl" fathers of the athletes
- feminists
- people like >>75829864

FUCK OUBRE YOU BUM

Is there anything more cringe than Boston sports fans? up 20 points and crying about fouls.

>>75829864
You know how sometimes you should jerk off before making a decision involving a woman? This is one of those times.

>>75829919
that was blatant charging tho

Wtf happened to NBA talent? Is AAU to blame? Dumb coaching? Only a few teams in the NBA are worth watching.

did Nintendo announce something major today? Why is wall so shook?

>>75829939
Hello, Bostonian

>>75829939
>blatant charging

more like blatant flopping

>>75829890
I would pay good money to see the GOAT Diana Taurasi desu

AIRBALL WALL LMAO

>>75829890

Gotta shill for it somehow.

>>75829941
>Wtf happened to NBA talent?

A combination of over being overpaid, coaches afraid to rip into star players,refs not allowing defense and chucking

>helping homeless

for what purpose?

>>75829941
i think we are in a temporary state of disarray

the old guard died, this is the storm in between, before we settle back in with new dynasties

all the teams broke up in the last five years, aside from GS. the clippers will fall apart this summer and that's the last of the 'squads' we knew over the past so many years

>>75829941
Big 3 type teams.

Hard to beat a team (in seven games) when they have 3 of the top 15 players on their team.

>>75829998
I don't mind high scoring as long as there's a method. So many offenses in the NBA seem disjointed and random. Team defense would be the next major concern I guess.

Fucking IT picking fights.

>>75830023
so they can be more homeless. Feeding and giving change to homeless people enables them. Let's see how quick they try to clean themselves up when they have to smash each other over the head with garbage can lids for the last piece of potato chip bag crud

Idk why but it's weird seeing pro athletes watching other pro athletes

>>75830034
If a team is GOAT I don't mind. see >>75830044

IT is a piece of shit

the fact that anyone can like this shit-eater is amazing

>>75830023

Euthanasia is the way to go.

BASED oubre guarding thomas like everyone should...

>>75830055
>hobos don't already eat literal garbage

a-anon i have some bad new for you...

Lmao Wall is shook as fuck

wall is shook

>>75830023
There will always be homeless people. What's wrong with helping them if some people feel bad for them?

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What did Wall mean by this?

Damn, IT out there playing like something really tragic happened to him recently and he is harnessing that energy and passion and directing it into his game.

>>75830093
I helped feed the homeless at a shelter one thanksgiving. Never again, those fuckers aren't grateful for shit and will disrespect you if you don't give them gibsmedat. A few years ago I felt bad for this homeless dude and gave him a $5 bill and he kept his hands out saying "that's it?" I grabbed my money back out of his hands and told him now you don't get shit.

>>75830074
but it causes a lack of parity... who tf likes to the heat win 3 in a row.

>>75830137
Shalom, Julian!

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>avery bradley isnt a top 5 sg

>>75830137
Shalom, Julian

>>75830161
i've volunteered in shelters and ultimately they just want to be acknowledged

i had a guy get mad because he got two pieces of bread instead of one. "I DON'T NEED THAT MUCH BREAD!"

you have to understand they are forgotten, and ultimately severely mentally ill. logic doesn't apply in the homeless hellscape.

>>75830138
Channeling his inner Westbrook

>>75830137
Shalom, Julian!

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Is this game gonna get good eventually?

Wtf was that flop from Smart

embarrassing that refs call those

Them Tacoma boys puttin' in work tonight.

Is Bradley gonna drop 40 on these fools?

>>75830208
Exactly, so why would someone help them if it's the logical thing to do?

Rip Kathy.

Do people in Boston and Connecticut not know how to drive?

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Guys I'm scared, the 2 threads I was reading on different boards just posted the same reaction picture within 1 minute....

>>75830147
Yes. He went to a amusement park and couldn't get on a ride because of his height.

>>75830253
what in the fuck, what is it about americans that every piece of family drama winds up on tv?

>>75830253
Massachusetts was ranked the worst major city in America to drive in so yes

>>75830255
>within 1 minute

>>75830224
John Wall is going to mount a 50 point 4th quarter comeback.

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>>75830255
it's a well known picture, i have it on my HD too

celtics have the hottest/sluttiest cheerleaders i think

>>75830255
>/pol

You gotta go back.

>>75828431
Script = flipped

Celtics plz ur using all of your juice in the first half

>>75830253
We drive as fast as possible as to cut you off.

Then, when we take the lead... drag ass.

>>75830241
t. autist

>>75830276
Because 1 American life is worth more than 5000 of your people in your shit "country". More people probably knew Kathy than your president.

>>75830365
>Then, when we take the lead... drag ass...and crash

Kek

Markieff got c ucked on that rebound

>>75830365
>cut you off

This is why the iceman bodied an entire carload of people

>>75830241
people want to feel like they are helping to stem the endless tide of pain and suffering

or if they come from a Christian perspective, they can't bear to forsake the 'one who slipped between the cracks,' who can and will actually use their help

there's ultimately no logic to it

>>75830319
that's not /pol/

/pol/ has flags and IDs

The best thing about being the #1 seed is the home court advantage

imagine

someone was paid to write that burger king commercial

paid actual money

For your halftime enjoyment, Nick Cannon in Drumline 2: This Time It's Personal

john wal is trash

>>75830481
thanks Magic

Bostons court is so aesthetic

>>75830387
>Because 1 American life is worth more than 5000 of your people in your shit "country".
Doubt it.

>More people probably knew Kathy than your president.
That's true tho. I don't even know the president of Portugal.

US television is really trash however.

follow your dreams and reach for the skies ostrich

;_;

>>75830502
His defense is so fucking bad, damn.

Why even have them wear jackets if they can just wear shorts?

LeBron vs the Memelet

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>>75830510
>That's true tho.
Olha-me estes marmelos.

This is what entertainment in Boston has been reduced to.

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Shaq with the cargo shorts

>>75830535
jackets maintain the professional appearance audiences expect

>>75830558
Que?

>>75830561
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>75830559
Do you not like Brady Championships?

Do that shit in the Red Sox thread. Not here.

who's the guy coughing up a lung like he got high before this

How is TBS still a channel when they're basically the Jackie Chan Rush Hour Rerun Channel?

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>>75830481

>>75830576
>Quê?
ftfy

>>75830603
>not knowing who based Ernie is

A.
FUCKING.
LEAF.

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>>75830603
>he doesn't know Ernie Johnson

I dreamed that Shaq died, guys

>>75830634
>>75830627
they usually don't give us the TNT half time on canadian broadcasts

>>75830661
>he didn't just google "white guy on NBA TNT halftime show"

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>Vin Diesel will make more money than you ever will for wearing undersized t shirts and pretending to drive cars

Don't die Erneh

>>75830634
>>75830661

ERNEH

my normal streaming outlet is having issues, can anyone spare a good link?

>>75830681
why would i do that when i could get a sarcastic explanation from you twats

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>Can i pick the genre ?
>yes but it has to be comedy ?
does this even make sense ?

tfw Cs take Cavs to 7 and win it in Cleveland

>>75830712
women ((humor))

>>75830712
Thats_the_joke.mp3

How many wins would the celtics have right now if the series were reffed fairly?

>Eminem song being used in a commercial for a little kids movie.

>>75830801
3
only game 4 was blatantly bad refereed

>>75830801
3

>>75830801
1

>>75830801
5

>>75830807

desu I loved eminem when I was 9-10

Why does Crowder keep doing full court presses?

>>75830860
Me too... But that was GOOD Eminem and no kids movie would've ever used any song from TSSLP, TMMLP or TES... Just shows how far Em has fallen

>>75830712
Fuck Tina Fey. Used to love her but she got annoying.
>creepy gloves for muh feet!

>>75830915
I'll love her in your place. No worries.

>>75830915
>Fuck Tina Fey
gladly

Can't go WTF

So when does Washington "go off" like everyone keeps predicting?

>>75830999
MOOOOODDDDDSSSS

>>75830999
checkd
faggot

I regret not getting an autographed big baby Davis children's book when I had the chance

>>75830999
>having this saved on your computer or mobile device

>>75830999
Faggot

>>75830387
>>>75830276
>Because 1 American life is worth more than 5000 of your people in your shit "country". More people probably knew Kathy than your president.
>>75830387
>>>75830276
>Because 1 American life is worth more than 5000 of your people in your shit "country". More people probably knew Kathy than your president.

Ahahahhaahah fucking murican
>support the troops pls
>ten qiu for your service
>muh freedom

>retards replying to bait
don't you mouthbreating retards understand that he'll keep posting if he gets attention? his daddy hates him so he'll keep going if you keep replying

>crowder 4/13
trade this fucking trash

>>75831080
Are you white?

>>75831080
>his daddy hates him
Is this the state of Argentinian banter?

>>75831110
of course not

Is Horford the best passing big man? Yes

>>75831136
Your English is good. Come to the US

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>>75831136

how many game will it take the cavs to stroll by either of these cucks?

>wizcucks sweep
>celcucks 5 games

>>75831182
4

you think celtics can win one?

no hope

>>75831182
>Asking this question

Do you not like basketball?

Jesus fuck why are these two teams so horrendous on the road.

>>75831182
literally 4

>>75831182

Either one in four. Everyone will get to be a cuck.

>>75831069
>dar troco a xungaria
calma mermao

>>75831221
Jaylen Brown on Lebron with help.

Have Olynyck get dirty as fuck. They can steal a game.

>>75831223
Cause their not Championship teams

>>75831222
nice digits fag

i-is john wall about to cry?

>>75831262
>Jaylen Brown on Lebron with help.
???

When Horf is on this is a completely different team. Wish he didn't act like a deer in headlights in the away games.

>>75831285
Like a a talented Tight end going out for a pass. Shade to his side & nudge him in passing.

I honestly don't think Gowiz is going to recover after this....

>>75831256
É cada azeite estes muricanos

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Celtics literally cannot lose at home. Lebaron is in trouble

>>75831319
See what I mean?

>>75831337
tens d ter em conta aquela cabecinha n da pra mais

>>75831343
Polka dots :3

>>75831343
Wrong

>>75831330
>nudge him
That is genius. I can't believe no one thought of that in 14 years

>>75831378
Technically Draymond Green did.

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>>75831343
LeBron beat them by 20 in Boston.

>That FUCK YOU OUBRE chant

>this crowd
kek

KEK

>>75831376
>>75831407
Just wait. Ledoodoo is not invincible

>subbing in Olynyk in the middle of Oubre FTs

BASED BRAD
A
S
E
D

>Cheering for a dirty player

Yup, sounds like Boston

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>>75831401
And we all know how that turned out

>>75831435

Trying to make him go full ree again.

Boston will choke this lead. Cap this

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>>75831343
>Lebaron

>>75831429
>Ledoodoo
Are you 2 years old?

>>75831429
>he doesn't know about playoff LeGod

Anyone else see that big Marcus Smart bulge when he grabbed his cock? Juicy.

>>75831440
Every team has to have a dirty dirt on their team.

It's all part of the complete lineup.

Your asses would have been ripped anew against those 80's Celtics & Piston teams.

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>Anyone else see that big Marcus Smart bulge when he grabbed his cock? Juicy.

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>slow thread compared to nhl game thread

I AM DISAPPOINT

Da fuck is a nba game nowadays? Seems like a fucking jibberish of girls dancing (and also old men) lame family encounters with their family and oh, some basketball in between.

>>75831463
No one's capping your post fag

>>75831526
That's why you watch the stream with real commercials.

>>75831528
Cap my post pussy

>>75831522
Man there some big ol' women down Santonio.

>NHL gamethread is at the 3rd thread already
>this gamethread is barely at 300posts on the PRE-GAME thread

fucking kek did LeButtplug ruin the NBA or was it the Warriors? I say both.

Celtics cheerleaders wearing white are much hotter than the ones wearing black

Strange

>>75831574
There were some QTs in the crowd last night
>Poortugal

Whats for dinner lads?

>2 Lemon Pepper Chicken Breasts
>Steamed Veggies
>Brown Rice
>Water?

And you, anon?

>>75831587
white jersey/ "no shorts" best look

>>75831579
Game 5 with nothing at stake vs game 7 with the reigning stanley cup champions

Really gets the noggin joggin

>>75831579
>LeButtplug
What the fuck? These insults are getting weirder and weirder. Why are you thinking about butt plugs? Were you working on that or did it just pop into your head? Highly suspect

>>75831605
Wolfin down churros, no doubt.

>>75831526
that's because you're watching the nba feed you retard lmao, watch a TNT stream

>>75831613
XL pepperoni pizza
bread sticks
2 liter of coke
ranch for the pizza

John Wall is actually crying KEK

>>75831613
>not hamburgers
>no diet coke
>>75831646
They have churros in poortugal?

WALL IS SHOOK

I HOPE SOMEONE CAPPED THAT SAD LIL MUG

Wall status: shook af

>>75831605
I can smell your obesity from here, my man

>It's a home team wins it in the battle of who gets to lose to the conference champions game.

Shit league desu senpai

>>75831698
>>75831697
>>75831663
delet

>>75831661
are you eating all that alone?
jesus...

>>75831613
>brown rice

Why not just add a pad of butter to the veggies & be satisfied?

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Story time

>>75831666
>Diet Coke.
Yeah, I'm good senpai... BF is under 5% these days


>>75831661
Bruh. This is more calories then I eat in three days,

>>75831666
>They have churros in poortugal?
>being this stupid
Devil used to be clever.

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>the city of OP

>getting blown out by a manlet
How shit are the Washington Generals?

>tfw I fucked around with some Jalapenos & then took a piss

>The utter state of the union

>>75831731
I don't think the Devil cares about Poortugal

>>75831666
>diet coke

I bet you 9000 million dollars you're fat.

Not even a boston fan but how do those tall ass centers not block Isaiah every time he goes to the rim? He's literally a midget compared to them

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>>75831723

>>75831720
I want the good carbs from the brown rice. plus it just tastes bomb

>>75831613
packet of ramen and water

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>Celticks will win and let Lebron go 12-0

>>75831785
He'll just flop if they do.

The good thing about having AIDS is that you won't get raped in prison

>>75831800
No it doesn't.

>Wizards BTFO
> Caps BTFO
> Nats gonna lose
>Trump is President
>House is all Republican

Jesus Christ, DC is absolutely shit

>>75831727
Since you're already under 5% bf, why are eating that low?

>>75831778
They don't have to. While murica... Rip

>>75831794
>The Red Mamba screaming in the corner.

>>75831816
Wizards would too mate lets be real

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>>75831763

>>75831780
I weight 160 lb. If you consider that fat then yeah I'm fat

>>75831816
Celtics MIGHT be able to get one at home.

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>>75831794

>>75831816
lebron will go to the finals regardless of who wins this meme series anyway

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>Washington 30 Year Old Virgins

>>75831848
>They don't have to. While murica... Rip
Work on your English Jao

>>75831780
You don't have to be fat to not want to bombard your blood with 40+ grams of high fructose corn syrup, idiot

>>75831884
What a disgusting individual

>>75831841
DCs been shit for the past 90 years friendo

>>75831861
Are you 4'11"?

>>75831800
>good carbs
So this is what fatties tell themselves

>>75831884
>choker
daddy issues

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>>75831881
That's all I can find

>>75831884
>when this board is so fucking gay that you don't report NSFW posts as long as they're women

i bet a psychologist would have something to say about this

>>75831904
>i'm smart for not chugging down corn syrup and sugar
>instead i'm going to chug down corn syrup and chemically engineered sweeteners that will increase my appetite.

K, good talk.

>>75831931
5'8 manlet

>>75831884
>those panties with those stockings
my dick is on fire

>>75831845
Bc it's only May and I wanna stay dumb lean through the summer. Come Labor Day Weekend I'll start putting on weight again.

>>75831825
found the fatty