>/sp/ actually rates this piece of shit

lmao that penalty, almost chocked AGAIN. if wasn't for navas...

>>75826592
>piece of shit
Would you rank him above or below Altidore?

>>75826592
the problem with Greaseman is that he is too small , he has amazing skill but he's just too damn small for headers , or to even outrun anybody

Messi the one exception because he can dribble like a demigod

Most of his goals are penalties, I hope Manure buy this hack

Anyone else noticed when he shot the free kick over the bar and he already had his hands ready for his phone celebration?

>>75826592


would be a qt gf (male)

>>75826651
there are plenty of good short players you dumb cunt

>>75826651
????????????
most goats arent tall

>>75826711
name 3 manlets who are good forwards

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>>75826592

>>75826748
prime falcao, prime villa , aguero

>>75826748
Mertens, Neymar, Silva

>>75826772
>falcao

5,10, not short
>villa

5,9
average height
Aguero

ok he's a manlet but not good at all , le good againts eplel teams

>>75826783

>mertens
literallly who

>neymar

5,9 - average

>silva

nigga sucks, and scores like once a month

>>75826842
you realise Griezmann is 5'9 too right?

>>75826842
Neymar is not 5'9. Most football players go by their morning height. Ive met him and I am 5'10 around the evenings and had almost 3 inches on him

>>75826872
you realize that height on google isnt true, his the same height standing next to messi

>>75826748
Pelé, Romario, Tevez

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hmm ok den

>>75826886
>5'10
>still alive
haha wow mate how'd you even carry on with that burden

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>>75826761

>it's him again

ayyy

>>75826886
>morning height
W-what?

>>75826748
romario & maradona senpai

no iba este pendejo por el balón de oro?

>>75826886

>morning height

Were you born retarded, or did you hit your head?

>>75827530
>>75827566
lie in bed = spine relaxes = you're a bit taller than after a day of standing around

>>75826886
>morning height
>being this manlet

Holy kek, he almost choked again, he's lucky Keylor is undersized. All this exposure still won't preent Manure from dishing out 100 millions for him, though, dumb britcucks.

>>75826592
I FUCKING HATE THAT CELEBRATION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75828144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkJ5Lc0WwVw

>>75826592
>le footy lad look
How contrived. Sad!

>>75828153
Oh my lord. What a fatass. Is that a shrek mask? Makes sense because he looks like an ogre indeed.

>>75828153
care to translate a couple of lyrics? what did he mean by that?

>>75828153
that's not what he's doing

>>75826748
gerd muller, pele, dalglish
also a mandatory
>tf
>tt

>>75826748
hazard
messi
neymar
insigne
mertens
dybala
salah
sanchez

he's a poor man's Reus

>>75828800
but he actually plays instead of being perma injured.

>>75826842
>5'10''
not short
>5'9''
average

Lol projecting much?

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>his best year was when he lost the UCL and the Euro finals

>>75828757
All Wingers

>>75829018
they are all forwards

>>75828857
but the result is the same

>>75826842
>5'9" isn't manlet range

Found the manlet. Anyone below 5'10" is a manlet in real life and anyone below 6'0" is a manlet on the internet.

>>75826650
Not even mls shitters rate a loser like Altidore m8

>>75829101
Wingers are not the same as forwards

>>75829001
>he could've played for portugal nt
Really triggers your neurons

>>75831548
irl ? get off 4 chins faggot