stop watching limited overs cricket edition
Pak-94/1 (36overs) vs West Indies
>>75824131
real men watch ipl
>>75824410
'no'
west indies are really letting me down right now if I'm honest, me continuing to exist depended upon a windies victory
based fucking joseph aka ambrose 2.0
>2.44 rpo
JUST
You fight your superficiality, your shallowness, so as to try to come at people without unreal expectations, without an overload of bias or hope or arrogance, as untanklike as you can be, sans cannon and machine guns and steel plating half a foot thick; you come at them unmenacingly on your own ten toes instead of tearing up the turf with your caterpillar treads, take them on with an open mind, as equals, man to man, as we used to say, and yet you never fail to get them wrong. You might as well have the brain of a tank. You get them wrong before you meet them, while you're anticipating meeting them; you get them wrong while you're with them; and then you go home to tell somebody else about the meeting and you get them all wrong again. Since the same generally goes for them with you, the whole thing is really a dazzling illusion. ... The fact remains that getting people right is not what living is all about anyway. It's getting them wrong that is living, getting them wrong and wrong and wrong and then, on careful reconsideration, getting them wrong again. That's how we know we're alive: we're wrong. Maybe the best thing would be to forget being right or wrong about people and just go along for the ride. But if you can do that -- well, lucky you
>he expects anyone to read that
why wasn't gold soundz a number 1 hit in ~5 European countries? I really have no idea
is this guy, dare I say it, he dark third's bob nastanovich? will his genius spur them towards relevance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcKsxHURj24
Stop making fucking threads
>>75831546
but theres cricket on
you absolute sickening pleb
>>75831673
Yeah and no one is going to fucking talk about it here so stop making threads you fucking autist
>be a pleb
>be mad you cant appreciate a test match in the west indies vs Pakistan like I can
>???
>profit
NOPE
you literally make me feel sick
>>75831947
fuck off casual, you are not welcome here
>>75832009
I literally watch every test that gets played in the world, there's just no need to make a social club thread for this series
>>75832089
yes there is. youre literally the cancer that is killing is cricket if you think this deciding test match isn't worthy of a thread. just fuck off you stupid pleb youre literally making me really angry right now. literally
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ooiSdvF97w
>>75832187
Its """worth""" is irrelevant.
>>75832371
just get out my thread mate
>>75832636
Enjoy your abandoned poomunity
>>75833087
don't give a shit about the poominity, I live for the game
>>75833144
So why make a thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rR4Gq3pFCA
cancer
>>75833501
its just a cricket thread? don't rly understand the question m8
doing a bed. look forward to the 2nd day play between west indies and Pakistan tomorrow lads. goodnight
The ultimate redpill is realising that Gadafi was going to bring cricket to Libya in time
So, this is a /cric/ thread?
It's utter shit.
>>75837632
there's no cricket anyone wants to talk about on
come back in six months
walk in goyard i got a bag for my bitch
won't get a kiss cuz i know you suck dick
nice thread
>>75837618
What are the pitches in Libya like?
>>75829775
The fact that he's wearing an event t-shirt from 12 years ago suggests to me that he's only in it specifically to roofie groupies and fuck them in the back of his ford transit.
>>75837872
reckon danny is getting groupies yet?
>>75837877
There certainly weren't any at Whammy that Monday night.
>>75837893
kek did you actually go
>>75837898
I needed to see the meme for myself, and I know the whammy staff so I got in for free without having to pay the stupid door charge for the main band.
They're the only place that sells Tsingtao big bots as they're cheap, so it's a good place for a beer.
>>75837917
based fucking statsy
this would unironically be one of the greatest moments in daniel's life
>>75837948
No it's me B3K
>>75824131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfR_Fnis9bU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T83vsAgH6uo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT5QCQyESGo
based bob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyT8d7T7kWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTojcN1dsAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd7vkAfNGm0
imagine an australian or indian commentator saying this shit
/bundes/ rules /hoc/ drools
just woke up
reminder pak-windies is literally the blue ribbon cricketing event
>>75837859
similar to UAE
>>75838657
it'd be good for a change instead of the bland shit we have
please stop making these threads
>>75838681
reminder I created this gimmick to protest gimmicks
>>75839408
nope. get fucked pleb
Any cunts going to the ashes this winter? fancy a beer in Adelaide?
>Any cunts going to the ashes this winter
yes
>fancy a beer in Adelaide?
no thanks
>>75839621
You weren't invited anyway.
>>75839621
bit rude
>>75838616
shashtri's face at 00:30 kek
>>75839609
Can't get the time off work lad, maybe next time
>>75839609
saxon (our resident south australian) is too young to drink
>>75839621
are you actually going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q03sin_Ap7o
truthies
>>75839861
sure, why not
watching the cricket and listening to a bit of the old 'en the 'ners lads
>>75839872
[2]
haha, time for a collapse
worried about how yasir might go on this pitch tho
god is a woman and my mum she is a witch
>>75840505
yasir is a fraud
>>75840516
great fucking song
going to fire up some Lonesome Crowded West (the better album) right now actually lads
Miss the days when a Caribbean test would be filled with locals playing music and touring groups
ramdin would have taken that
>>75840576
Yea Talk Viv Nah
>>75840524
really is innit m8.
>>75840519
I actually agree, but still on dustbowls against windies.....
boring fucking game
hate WI pitches
>>75840930
yeah they're pretty shit. Sabina park is sometimes ok, but Barbados is normally a let down, just like last game, too slow. rest of them may as well be in asia, I guess Guyana would be excusable, but apart from that not really what goes through the groundsmens minds, play to your strengths, joseph and Gabriel are literally really good
this pitch is a fucking disgrace if I'm honest
>>75840951
I think the idea was that slower pitches was meant to improve their batsmen after 2007 or some shit
obviously that hasn't happened and now they're just shooting themselves in their feet
honestly given up trying to understand what goes on in the west indies
this match is putting me right off cricket
had a horrible nightmare of the days when statsy bullied me every night on /cric/
Joe Root's bro is gonna make it lads. Tearing it up for Notts
Will Root play for England?
>>75842385
literally the shane lee of the root family
what a shit game
cricket is fucking boring when the pitches are garbage
>>75842566
what an absolute farce
bet bob would have a thing or two to say about this pitch
very offputting day of test cricket, has left a bad taste in the mouth
>non-whites in charge of cricket
Pookistan are going to win
>preparing a slow turner in a deciding match against the literal kings of slow turners
just fuck off
love ausgods
just woke up
>>75849510
hi x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR9aRK2HdNc
what did he mean by this?
International women's cricket is about on par with 2nd or 3rd grade club cricket for men. I'm sure if a woman was particularly determined she could drop playing against other women and go through the men's club cricket route and get better against faster bowling (something most women are never exposed to), but why would anyone in their right mind pick playing for your local on Saturdays for no pay over touring the world and earning a wage doing it?
what is he thinking?
>>75849882
he isn't
>>75849930
dear god
>>75849930
Kek
Daniel is mentally ill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEl2nIvimnI
>legendary
Really think Daniel should get his head checked, that list is baffling
Also reminder he has literally never seen Lara play and was claiming he was overrated a year ago
Should u even bother going to the match tomorrow
based fucking dominica lad
t b h i wouldn't bother, reckon fraudsir will run through them and with 400 up on the board and two days down a windies win seems unlikely. the curator is a retard
seriously looking forward to windies in England this year tho, reckon Gabriel and joseph will do some damage
Yasir is a fraud
Won't take more than two wickets
she's really batting above her average
is alzarri joseph, dare I say it, a cuck?
>>75824410
We've been watching IPL at work. I've been rooting for KKR.
>>75853122
he's no looker Tbh
why weren't they elite
why wasn't he elite
why wasn't he elite either
>>75853287
but hes curtley ambrose 2.0, he can have anyone
surely you'd expect one of them to be elite
>>75853280
>Liking KKR
>>75853320
kek remember my exchanges with him on the twitter
why was only one elite
>>75853358
thought that was danny
why were they both elite
>>75853373
nah, I was pretty much the only one updating it/using it for a while from like October till danny shut it down
>>75853437
based danny
the holland vs prostitutes arc was the best
they can't keep getting away with it
what does it REALLY mean to be dismissed in cricket and what does it necessarily say about your skills as a technician? perhaps nothing at all if i'm honest
really how has no one connected the dots
http://mypolice.qld.gov.au/blog/category/sexual-assault/
>>75853572
not good enough need to work harder
>>75853479
lol didn't know that was him, thought it was ausgods work
>>75853595
it was, I was criticising danny for ruining it
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/generation-sext-shocking-number-of-children-connected-to-sexual-assault/news-story/804392e327e34d8a8c2d4f24c7e25c0d?nk=d139fa24ddf15b2ecf607149381fdc65-1494557902
open your eyes
>Renshaw
>Heazlett
>Stanlake
>Swepson
"proper nutter"
"Influential"
"completely off the wall"
"disgusting and misogynistic"
These are all ways the official 4chan cricket account has been described by famous cricketers and Ashley Giles
what happened to straffoGOD
>>75853712
kek this is so fucking retarded but I love it
I started the trend of sending suicidal messages to long retired cricketers ama
>>75853739
what did he say about Compton?
>>75853855
posting the same old drivel
>>75853898
reckoned he warranted selection and was hard done by
>>75853855
nothing, the most electrifying man in forum entertainment lives strong
>>75853919
.....
so he was right
>>75853955
yeah look not going to say I understood danny myself either
kek
have absolutely no idea what that pic means
>>75854039
they misspelt niggler
might touch my willy
>>75853893
what's your grindr
>>75854203
zerogoose
>>75854231
We can dream Ivana
doing a bed, not looking forward to the 3rd days play between windies and pak tomorrow. night lads
In probably one of the most bizarre misadventures of the last year I have officially survived 24 hours of being functionally deaf, after the obscure (but foreseeable) coincidence of both of my ears blocking simultaneously.
I've been aware of the problem in my right ear for almost 7 years now but never once have I experienced the same problem in my left, which is why I naively assumed I didn't need to rush to get it treated. In the end all it took was 30 seconds of a ridiculous sounding machine in my ear and $40 so I suppose it wasn't actually that serious, but I probably should have done it long before my hand was forced, even if just to avoid the awkward period between losing hearing and getting an appointment.
Having impaired hearing was about as strange as you'd expect it to be. Though I could hear with much concentration, everything sounded a lot like the world does when you put on industrial strength earmuffs, and anyone speaking from a distance was reduced to a muffle. The most notable thing to me though was the increased susceptibility to nausea, particularly as I got the back end of the 24 hours. In quiet spaces the sound of breathing became awkwardly loud and rather irritating, and I experienced the same kind of vague sickness you get when wearing sunglasses for too long in fading light. Thankfully I could find an appointment today; I'm not sure I could have stomached another day of it, even if there was no physical pain.
As expected, the cause of all this was indeed my tendency to spend every waking hour with headphones on. As soon as I walked into the room with them in anticipation of putting them on as soon as my hearing came back the doctor snapped "how often do you wear those?" The warmth of the headphones apparently makes wax grow 5-6 times faster and it was recommended I get them cleared every 8-10 months if I used headphones every day.
Though being deaf for 24 hours is for sure a sick yarn for the grandkids I don't recommend it, so for all my friends who use headphones every day, it pays to get your ears sucked out. Even if they don't get fully blocked a bit of wax can muffle music a lot and you don't want your flac rips of black metal albums to go to waste. And it's only $40 which is the same price as most of those flac rips.
I'd also recommend the process to anyone who is a fan of Autechre or The Haxan Cloak, and I rate Getting My Ears Sucked Out as my favourite IDM album of 2017 so far for sure.
*farts*
The best tweet on the twitter was that Monty Panesar one
>>75855463
Wasn't the twitter literally just Saxon "ironically" retweeting sjw shit and daniel abusing that green party chick
reminder that i know more about the laws of cricket than most of the autists itt
>>75855511
Nah, Saxon gave up after being relentlessly bullied and only went on one racial tirade. It was mostly cancerlad posting song lyrics, someone flirting with prozzies and constant suicidal tweets.
>>75855551
Got the password?
Oh that's right, someone doxxed saxon and found out what farm he lived on via the twitter once
>>75855557
I think it's been changed, couldn't get on today when I tried.
No one has really touched it since Daniel ruined the fun
>>75855452
*sniffs*
When's danny gonna drop the next chapter of his narrative
Feel like it's high time he got into a questionable relationship with someone barely out of high school
>>75849930
I could feel my head morphing into a fedora as I read this
>>75855796
Chapter 8: Pooicide
>>75849930
>Nathan Astle
kek what
>you now remember Adrian Barath
>you now remember his century at the Gabba and the hype
how do you report threads/generals
daniel here ama
>>75856623
*farts in your face*
>>75849930
just keep coming back to this
terrifying insight into danny's mind
>>75856065
played for durham
>>75856644
Jesus Christ Daniel hahahahahaha
>>75856623
Can you give us a rundown on all the girls you've added on Facebook recently?
Any of them single?
going to calculate danny's boy:girl ratio on facebook lads
stop watching the west indies
>>75856791
154 men
54 women
>>75856791
looking forward to seeing the progression
>>75856836
based daniel
>>75856791
friendship ended with hugh
now saxon is my best friend
>>75856836
0 attractive ones
>>75856836
Any of questionable gender?
>>75856957
Yeah all of the women are traps. Daniel can't talk to girls.
katich
Watson
ponting
lara
shiv
kallis
brad haddin
vaas
steyn
murali
asif
>>75856957
pretty sure one of the band ones is a tranny
they're either musicians, chinese engineering students or middle aged women
>>75857520
what's the theme
>>75857682
Hit us up with the tranny oi I need a shag
KEK
Daniel on LITERAL suicide watch right now
>>75857712
She hasn't made sarcastic comments on his pics for nearly a year now safe to say he tried to come onto her and turned her into a dyke
>>75857685
all time xi of course
>>75857682
yes the drummer, reminder he appeared on question time here in the uk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N45V_mIHkpk
>>75857712
This is too fucking good
Remember when Daniel showed up early to Ivana's 21st party and hid in a corner so he could blog on /cric/ about it?
Damn the pitch is as green as my bum
is peter chase elite?
the eternal celt
business idea: kp for Ireland
probably would have a chance to make the CT with him in
>>75857930
he looks so irish
>>75857941
yeah it's funny
>>75857941
what's the ideal Irish look?
>>75857951
me Tbh
the absolute state of this pitch
eurovision lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU1AnHl7j6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh2Y3MRqLDY
can someone check out if these work?
this is why you don't play cricket in ireland
>>75858317
second works in australia
> Syed Qasim Abbas: OK BOYS RAINING NOW GO EAT SOME INDIAN PUSSY
>>75858334
thanks lad
>Native Tube Tubedear: Indian brother & sister...... please... eat my dick meat or urine instead of Nasty pig & Goat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsdRG0mJj-w
based fucking rain lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAJ4rtCSFMg
just genuinely happy with where my life has gone over the past three years lads
>>75858268
nothing wrong with that
>>75857941
Eoin is Irish though. He even played for Ireland early in his career.
>>75859072
now thats a lie
>>75859072
Eoin is English
>>75859094
will never get tired of this picture
remember when some tasmanian chick was trying to blackmail Eoin over his nudes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNfhqty3EoU
absolute kino
>>75859189
Aziz is such a mean boss.
>1.71 rpo
business idea: 8 runs for a 6 in test cricket
>>75859301
kino
god this pitch is garbage
has kraigg ever hit a boundary in his life?
>>75859324
he's literally the new gayle
abbas is shit, pak produces a lot of good fast bowlers but they also get through an impressive number of shit ones
>>75859393
reminds me a bit of England Tbh
I was about to say Australia has always had strong fast bowling attacks but then I remembered the days of
>Siddle
>Hilfenhaus
>Bollinger
wew
>>75859411
even theyre not THAT bad, youve definitely been the strongest nation in that department overall
>>75859423
Since readmission South Africa have probably just had the edge on >us
>>75859094
always brings a smile to my face
>>75859438
Hazlewood has nothing on him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWWxHlM9KNE
It's an absolute shame how his career ended
3:30 pm: Well the good news is that the heavy rain has gone and now it's just some drizzle that for some reason just will not stop. The covers are still on the square. We have just had an announcement through the P.A at the ground that they have no news to bring us. Not much help there then! It does look a bit brighter, although until the water stops falling from the sky…
Kraigg is such a fucking boring batsman
love test cricket but hit some fucking balls mate
>averaging 30 in WI first class is enough to land you a spot as first drop
Fraudwin getting exposed
>>75860027
I mean Yasir of course
Shots are flying and I'm outside waiting for people
that pathetic aussie who's obsessed with james vince won't be posting today. btfo
BASED fucking Cuckfield
one of the worst matches i've ever watched. tho im hardly even watching
>>75860078
for the best mate, Hetmyer's out
fuck sake hetmeyer
Going to be livid if the WI lose
same
the Root brothers, Curran brothers & the Overton brothers will all be playing for England this time next year
cap this post
https://twitter.com/ashwinravi99?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
fraudwin confirmed not a casual
>>75860158
really hope sam curran makes it, the world needs a manlet fast bowler
>>75860189
steyn and harris were manlets
>fifth stump line
>>75860078
How simple is it to island hop in the caribbean? Do you need to get a visa or is movement free?
>>75860209
there were average for humans tho whereas sam curran looks about 5' 2''
>>75860158
I forgot the Taylor brothers at Gloucestershire, too. Jack Taylor is literally the great white hope of English spinners
There's this Indian qt at work who loves cricket. How do I get into this sport?
>>75860235
Jack Leach mate
>>75860247
tell her Tendulkar was shit and her vag will explode
>>75860247
be brown
>autism the batsman to the shit bowlers
>smacks Pakistan's best bowler around on a slow wicket
>>75860247
by observing and registering in the mind every test match dismissal from about 2003 onwards
>>75860268
deeply racist post
Ireland should just give up on cricket, their weather is a joke
>>75860259
Leach has already been exposed. Had to change his action and now Somerset aren't preparing meme pitches he's done
>>75860298
Ireland should play their matches in Boston, better weather and it's more Irish than Ireland itself 2bh
>>75860298
why is cricket so autistic about rain?
>>75855603
bit gay mate
>>75860364
literally a great idea
>>75860259
Once had a Sri Lankan bloke stop talking to me because I called Murali a chucker
reminder the law was changed to accommodate glenn mcgrath
>>75860458
Fuck off
>>75860467
perfect 15 degrees
Reminder that James Anderson is superior to Glenn McGrath in every possible way
>>75860485
You're genuinely making me mad
>>75860226
More or less
I need a visa to go to the islands owned by America
Some of the islands have a ferry service so I can hop between them
I forgot the Coughlin bros at Durham boys
>>75860573
can't blame people for not showing up, but the crowds you get at games in the WI these days is fucking depressing
>>75860078
I remember being stuck at the gate waiting for my Dad to come with tickets during Adam Gilchrist's last series and hearing the crowd go crazy as he walloped the Sri Lankans around.
Really annoyed I missed that knock actually.
>Steven Davies form for Somerset
this is what coming out as gay does to a professional sportsman
dont see why windies cant have a strong team, their board are retard tho
>>75860802
you just answered your own question
97/3
all over
Fucking hell every time you think the West Indies are improving they pull shit like this
really could do with Bravo walking in now
>>75860098
Cuckfield is shit
for the first time in a while they have a group of young cricketers who seem quite up for it and competitive, which is a lot to ask the pittance theyre getting paid compared to their mates in the IPL. they just need to sort the pitches out. jimmy adams is the director surely he can get faster pitches prepared. you'd think a place with such rich cricketing history mixed in with loads of desis would be a recipe for success
off to bed
wish I grew up in india eating curry and playing cricket on the streets
>>75852311
R E A R
E
A
R
reckon west indies should try to get close to pak's score and then bowl them out cheaply
>>75860573
Streak for /cric/
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
Is there a bit of hope left
Or will Pakistan burst their stumps
dead match, will be a draw
Fucking excellent 6 tho
>>75859347
>BlackCowan.jpg
Enjoy your two days of freedom, wagecuck. Just remember to get your haircut during one of those days.
nice proxy cunt
just woke up
>>75867531
>not getting 2 haircuts
Got a fucking good haircut on Wednesday
I am seen as an outcast for not watching ipl
>>75872442
>Indian
>doesn't watch IPL
You should feel like one mate
>>75872636
Is that you ankush
Timeless tests are the one true form of cricket
>this is what /cric/ """thriving""" looks like
>>75873445
t. Pon mi cocky
Had a gyro today lads
>>75874659
Who is the favourite to win the a league next year
Jason Gillespie, Chris Rogers and Brad Haddin will further their coaching ambitions as part of a high-powered support staff to mentor Australia A on their scheduled tour of South Africa in July and August.
>>75875593
don't care
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/695v5d/a_quality_overview_of_the_packer_revolution_and/
>1 reply
kek
>>75855322
kek'd
just woke up
>>75877294
gimmick appropriation
>you now remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGl5U6I7bmg
Ethan Lehmann will be elite
bud criget iz insekt xD
the Lehmann brothers will literally make south australia great for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlv9M1OIAyo
so much talent
>>75877347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAJHouz-Bsg
>getting out to pillock
>thinking this match will be a draw
way to spot a casual
respecting women is the key to getting laid
>>75879721
cant tell if you're joking or if you want people to think its a joke but youre actually being serious
respecting yourself is the key I would say tho
>>75879777
Viv reckoned you had to believe in your "package"
muh Midwest emo
>>75880353
Such an elite genre.
Snowing... Cap'n Jazz... the list goes on
>>75880413
vintage meme
>>75880363
nice
>>75880353
F
basically need Bravo
game winning partnership right here
I genuinely maintain that Holder is elite and once the team stops being so garbage he'll start scoring centuries
if west indies had batted at 4 an over they'd have a handy lead by now, idiots
what the fuck
tipping windies in a closey
>>75881801
can't see it thanks to the pitch
kraigg is doing fucking shit
kraigg is fucking shit
so I guess Pakistan will just try to bat the day out then declare? swear to god if they don't declare overnight they're a pathetic team
>>75882288
Hack & Fraud don't want to ruin their retirement by losing a test/series
holder will take a 10fer
>>75882455
>>75881366
He's fucking useless mate
>>75882382
even so, surely they'll declare with around 3000 giving how slow scoring has been in this match
wicket this over
mohammad yousuf is comfortably the best ever pak batsman
#elitetruthie
>>75882611
yeah 3000 ought to do it
>>75882639
really don't know where to start when talking about pakistan and batsmen
For me, it's:
Yousuf
Miandad
Younis
The fat shit
Misbah
>>75882624
fuck I'm good
>>75882668
yousuf was the one who genuinely elite, really good technician unlike the other flat truck bullies
Malik and Abbas were frauds and anyone that namedrops them is a casual who looked up Pakistan's top run scorers on cricinfo without any actual knowledge of the game
The fact that Azhar Ali cracks their top 10 says it all
>>75882841
Ali's unironically alright
inzy was so shit tb h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHzax-alxb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KflJvxIlTHA
One of the best innings of the decade if not the very best
161* with a broken shoulder on your batting side and facing Steyn, Morkel and Philander all in their prime along with Kyle Abbott
What a fucking innings. What a fucking series.
60 ao incoming
based fuckign west indies lads
>>75882988
are there any highlights of that series online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWatvtSFDUo
>>75883053
This has literally been fixed so Dumb & Dumber can have a fairy tail partnership to end their careers.
the brown ricky ponting falls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3W7447y-Ys
night lads
incredible bowling
>>75853343
>best team
>didi will throw big ass party if they win
Sana: "@Javed, Pakistan wouldn't take the risk of giving West Indies a sniff of the target. A target of 340 can be given by batting till the close of play today by scoring at 3 rpo. Anything short of that will be too risky for Misbah's standards."
WHAT THE FUCK
>>75853361
neither were
we now have a situation where the bowling side wont want to bowl the other team out
pak are unbeatable on slow turners
TUK TUK
>ramiz's commentary
Hahahaha really? Amul?
/afl/ rules /cric/ drools
>>75893274
What is "Amul"
>>75895883
milk/milk products brand
>>75895883
>>75898499
Also it's Indian.
Stellaris sucks fucking shit
Easily the worst Paradox game
>>75898527
Bet McMeme organised it, we all know how he loves his Big Strong Indians
What the fuck when did Killer Pythons get so small?
>>75894142
this
Everning lads
fuck my bowel is a mess
>>75903135
yes hello
>>75899307
I actually quite like it now
More so than EU4, far less than CK2 & Vicky2
I dont play HOI
>>75903598
There's absolutely nothing to do beyond map painting, it's even worse than EU IV in that regard
The should have just made CK2 in space
>>75903740
No it's more like V2 than Eu4 in that you can conduct nation building.
But obviously it has no historical inspiration so if you don't have an appetite for fantasy then you wont like it.
>>75903860
I haven't played Vicky too much so I won't comment on that, but the nation building is far too basic to make it interesting.
>if you don't have an appetite for fantasy then you wont like it
I like the setting quite a lot and the alien designs. The problem is that the gameplay is garbage.
>>75903900
The combat needs desperate improvement.
The problem is that unlike in other games the combat units (fleets) can just bypass and avoid eachother very easily. So trying to bait the AI into a space battle is tedious as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo
>>75899348
I don't know about that but I know any kiwi lads have heard the name.
>>75904173
>anglo genetics
think danny might be a baseball fan now
>>75904658
literally what is going on with his narrative
>>75904664
Ivana being a lesbian has driven him over the edge.
About to watch some Cricket.
>>75905371
loser
Latham's captaincy is already off to a good start with that toss.
>>75904443
Literally never heard of it
Ireland have a genuine chance of winning
>>75905550
>Latham 0 (6)
sad how this is true
>>75904658
Source?
Appalling selection from Larssen here once again. The fact that he has the nerve to let a rapist represent our glorious nation is disgusting.
Ronchi is literally about to play a Guptill-like innings.
what animal is this?
What is Luke Ronchi's endgame?
>>75905697
Australian sleeper agent holding a spot in the New Zealand lineup.
Alternatively: get out.
>>75905687
Insects have 6 legs
I'm unsure
I also have a lot of personal problems with social anxiety and that shit so it was pretty difficult to me to just jump into a team that has pretty well-established cliques. The first club I played for had a large population of older (35+) guys playing in the main competition (as opposed to the specific semi-social grade for older players), and not one of them wasn't a jaded miserable old prick. I got kicked out of there after an altercation with one of said miserable old pricks but being able to see the skill level of those guys gave me the confidence that I was good enough to walk up to a club and hopefully not be the worst there. Took me a long time of net bowling for them to even give me a game, and even then I only got two overs in the first innings, but fortunately after a whole ton of fruitless overs in the second the captain reluctantly turned to me and I got the last two batsmen out in 8 balls, and I think I retained my spot for the rest of the season based on that strike rate of 10.
Can't take this unironic irish commentator seriously
Just doesn't sound right
This short clip of music after every boundary meme is awful.
night lads
had a dream about sam curran as an U-12
>>75905831
Gold bless danny
Really struggling to learn Fourier series lads
>>75906515
>finding Fourier difficult
You done Laplace Transforms yet?
>>75906069
Was it a sexual dream?
>>75906536
yes lad, that was easier 2bh
>>75905617
kys my man
Will strong and muscular Barry John McCarthy end up playing for England in another few years?
>>75906567
Yeah mate
>>75906650
Just informed the Australian Pest Control Association about your location mate
>>75906743
Thanks Ankush
>>75906592
If you understand Laplace then Fourier makes a bit of sense, just gotta think of it as a combination of frequencies, can be a bit easier to understand in the frequency domain. It gets pretty cool when you get onto resonances, things like frequency response functions are pretty nice in the laplace domain but look like hell in the time domain.
>>75906924
Daniel.
>>75906941
>understanding mathematical concepts
If danny could do that he wouldn't be sitting on a 2.5 GPA lad
reminder fawad alam is elite and being criminally overlooked by the pak selectors
alri lads
newfag to cricket here
I have a bet on this test game, when does it end? Is this 3rd test today the final one?
>>75907493
basically you have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game
>>75907493
yeah it ends today, yes it is the final one. ends when wi indies get bowled out or if they're not bowled out after 90 overs its a draw.wi win (them chasing down the total in 90 overs) seems next to impossible. whats your bet?
>>75907555
So we have to wait until everyone is out till it ends?
Safer then football betting but more lengthy reeeeeeeeeeeee
>TWM Latham
SURELY there's someone better in NZ
Daniel help me out here mate
>>75907602
1k on the pakis
I only used to bet boxing but have been trying cricket this week as it seems safe, so far the tips have all been reliable.
>Need to adapt to cold conditions and slow pitch - Broom
That's literally New Zealand conditions
>>75907632
that's why you should bet on no-balls like me
>>75907665
did you put it on before the match started? that was good bet I reckon considering the slowness of the ground
>>75907679
always a safe bet in pakistan games
>>75907679
I really don't know cricket that well enough to stray away from moneyline.
what were the odds?
>>75907712
I think it was thursday only 13/8, i didn't even realise the match lasted this long and that it had already started on wednesday. there was too many tips to ignore so i went for it.
business idea: joint /cric./ betting account
>>75907655
Luke Ronchi
>>75907833
talking about kiwis
added interesting in todays play to see whether or not britbros bet comes in, WI really wont want to lose so it might go down to the wire
was it autism?
>not scoring 300 against ireland
>>75907942
They better bloody well not
>>75907998
This is basically the C team
someone make a quick 26 posts I've got a ripper of an OP planned
reminder we're all radical centrists here at /cric/
>>75908252
I think I'm centrist but when I talk to people about politics they seem to call me a Rad Fem leftist.
radical centrist ENTPs
O'Brien should not be bowling past the 40th over
>>75908462
STOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f6f_kfp1Z8
https://pirateportal.xyz/?load=/torrent/7516865/The.Raid.Redemption.2011.1080p.Bluray.x264.anoXmous
watch this movie
>>75908616
why would I want to do that?
>>75908252
i'm centre-left lad, and would suck Rawls off if not for the classic Rawlsian Paradox
>>75908703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUp2uOcEY0
because it is one of the best action movies ever made
the sequel is excellent too
>action movies
>>75908854
yeah mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG9uFX3uYq4
really cool iih
>>75908754
I hope you're ready for Corbyn to absolutely undeniably BTFO
thinking of taking the day off and going to england vs south africa at headingley later this month, should I do it lads?
>>75909217
yes
>>75909217
half the office pulls a sickie every time there's a test on where I live, it's an age old tradition here
>brown people fielding
literally something in their genetics I tell you lads
current Bangladeshi team is literally the best Asian fielding team ever
>NZ
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/89676076/kuggeleijn-rape-trial-complainants-clothes-provocative
how is this animal allowed to play
>>75910487
>no pavement
>>75910487
no one cares mate
tipping ireland in a ""close one""
anyone up for some Wattleglen rules?
>>75910798
what
where this new '''''ripper''''' of a thread then?
>>75910839
separates the men from the boys
>>75824410
Real men poo in the loo
>subhuman coloured
KEK
Exterminate yourself
>>75911029
basically the pressure was too much and I made a normal one
>>75911260
>>75911260
>>75911260
>>75911260
>>75911260
fucking aussies, i swear to god
>wicketrun
>stickywicket
>having to teach foreigners about bump limits
Have a nice day.