SVK 2-0 GER
FIN 2-1 SLO
first for germoney
/škoda cup/
>>75823695
bur
choking is only a matter of time
/bulju/
>>75823695
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, there's Champions League on.
who /driving škoda/ here?
>>75823808
Based Latvija
>>75823893
Is that the best you can afford?
What is this Säteri? And where was it found?
Yearly reminder that Binland is the state of hockey.
>>75823691
I don't know what any of this means. Go back to /v/ you autist
>>75823893
For me, it's Volvo
>>75823893
Octavia RS here
>>75823912
he's simply clever with his finances
>>75823861
is Sami Hyypiä the last relevant football player Finland produced?
>>75823915
Joku marjiksen vanha kalakaveri.
>>75824015
Who?
>>75823981
>/v/
>not /tg/
>>75824023
Asia kunnossa
>>75824015
Does Roman Eremenko count?
>>75823949
Thanks. I guess it costs exactly as much in Canada as it does here then
BULJUUUU
Official good guy bad guy list
1. Snes
2. Perds
POWER
3. Craps
POWER GAP
900001. Oilels
POWER GAP
9000000000000000000000001. Pongs
>>75823859
for
me
its
>>75820365
>Lawful good
Preds
>Chaotic good
Sens
>lawful nuetral
Caps
>Chaotic neutral
Ducks
>lawful evil
Pens
>Chaotic evil
Oilers
>>75823859
/bulju/ is product of selective breeding program.
>don't win adams the two times you turn your team from shit to a early round contender
now he has to get fired and turn another team around to do it
>>75824081
>snes higher than preds
>>75824015
Teemu Tainio would've been the latest Finnish GOAT if he wasn't a injury ridden glass ankle.
>>75824066
Ripperoni in pepperoni, never forgetteroni
>>75824079
>all that cash
>baltic shit
>kariala
shiggy diddy
>>75824079
>6-1
please tell me this picture is several years old
Official good guy bad guy list WITH REGARDS TO FANS
1. Craps
POWER GAP
4. Snes
POWER GAP
9000000000000000000000000000001. Perds (weebs)
9000000000000000000000000000002. Oilels
9000000000000000000000000000003. Pongs
>>75824081
1:Snes
2:Coilers
3:Predditors
4:Craps
EVIL:
Pongs
Refs:
Ducks
>>75824135
It's close, but Guy Boucher and Erik Karlsson are ultimate good guys
>>75824066
I am surprised that after your history with Russia you would even consider mentioning him instead of the literal Liverpool legend.
>>75824150
It isnt
>>75824204
Being a Canadian team has to penalize them
>>75824150
el mayo :DDDD
didn't even notice first, thanks for pointing out
btw [spoiler]6-1 sprölölöölö :D:D:D[/spoiler]
>>75824192
ducks are already eliminated, my friend
Who excited for coilers and pongs elimination day?
shitposting should be pleasant, cant wait.
>rags
Come on krauts, I trust you.
am I too late to
>rags
>finns
>>75824150
I see you still remember :)
>yfw you realize the oilers are up 5-1 and yet are still going to lose in seven somehow
>>75824137
Osteogenesis is a bitch
>>75824130
Debbies will take him.
I just don't see Hynes working out for more than another year or two.
>>75824171
YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT
>>75824254
you mean oilels and pongs eliminate their opposition?
>>75824228
yes but being a sunbelt team is worse
2 out of 3 Canadians have a framily member or friend affected by dementia.
Question: why are Canadians so retarded?
R8 my custom knitted hokkei cap /hoc/.
>>75824326
Im afraid you are misguided
and probably a homo too :D
Do it for her Ovi
>>75824355
>keeping the beer warm
>wanting to spill everything when wearing it
-4/10
>>75824355
very neat
>>75824374
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
>>75824394
Maybe it's to hold your next beer since I imagine you would have one in your hand.
I've seen a lot of claims for why we should trade Stepan without any numbers to support it so I figured I'd go through and show the numbers that demonstrate Stepan's value. Here are the top point getting centers (exclude the young players who havent gotten paid yet like McDavid, Eichel, Wennberg, Draisaitl, Kuznetsov; so veterans like Stepan only) this year and their cap hits:
Sidney Crosby (89 points/$8.7mil) Nicklas Backstrom (86 points/$6.7mil) Mark Scheifele (82 points/$6.1mil) Ryan Getzlaf (73 points/$8.2mil) Evgeni Malkin (72 points/$9.5mil) Tyler Seguin (72 points/$5.7mil) Mikael Granlund (69 points/$3.0mil) Joe Pavelski (68 points/$6.0mil) Jeff Carter (66 points/$5.2mil) John Tavares (66 points/$5.5mil) Eric Staal (65 points/$3.5mil) Nazem Kadri (61 points/$4.5mil) Ryan Johansen (61 points/$4.0mil) Ryan Kesler (58 points/$6.8mil) Sean Monahan (58 points/$6.3mil) Jonathan Toews (58 points/$10.5mil) Mikko Koivu (58 points/$6.7mil) Claude Giroux (58 points/$8.2mil) Charlie Coyle (56 points/$3.2mil) Kyle Turris (55 points/$3.5mil) Brayden Schenn (55 points/$5.1mil) Ryan O'reilly (55 points/$7.5mil) Tyler Bozak (55 points/$4.2mil) Derek Stepan (55 points/$6.5mil) David Krejci (54 points/$7.2mil)
So we have guys like Toews, Crosby, Malkin, Getzlaf making superstar money, Staal who already got paid, Tavares who is getting paid, good cheap players like Turris and Granlund, and then we have the market value. The average cap hit of this list is...$6.1mil. This makes Stepan's contract for his production basically market value, not to mention he is consistently in the 50-60 point range every year and plays both ends of the ice. What more do you want from him at that production level?
>>75824415
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH
THIS
IS
NOT
ENOUGH
>>75824343
>framily
Question: why are Americans so retarded?
>>75824081
this but swap snes and craps
me on the left
>>75824343
because they don't weigh 700 lbs
Also, accidentally left my channel on basebball
Holy shit. It's even more boring than I remember
My grandpa used to watch this garbage, but how does anyone under the age of 90 enjoy this crap? Holy shit.
>plachta
>gugula
fuck we play against our own
>>75824461
Poor education.
>>75824374
Carlson digits confirm game winner thats later given to Williams for deflecting it with his ass
>>75824430
As to the d-corps. ..this was in the making for quite awhile. ..hardly any offense from tge vaxk'end ...awful pp...Defending they are taught stick only ...no body blocking and pins and hoeven if we were tpo dlow rrible sloppy clearing ...The latter caught up to them ...lack of speed to get to loose pucks ..and even when they did manage a few ...horrible failed clears..you cannot turn stick checkers on D into physical body lean guys off pucks types ..but you CAN improve hustle want and speed by exertion ...that is on Q ..did not prepare his team to exert and to exertvfirca full 60...The Want was missing because Q let it go missing. ..he should have demanded more from them ...Instead we got coasting and chasing and losing the races and battles ...but even then you can still block shots and clear..but we could not even do that ..because Q apparently never demanded his highly paid d-players to that part with excellence ..Instead he tolerated incompetence.
GO KRAUTS GO
Sami Hayha
>WIR SCHAFFEN DAS
t. Ahmed Schmidt
>slovakia
>>75824326
>rags
Is already with trash they belong.
>oilels
Belong to same bin.
>pongs
Not so sure.
>the city of >us
>>75824355
I would rate it 6/1
Give your power to Slovenia
slovk stahp
I don't understand, Finland is winnign currently, why are the finns upset?
>>75824373
hmm, ei kai siellä ole bonaqua? :D
>>75824596
me on the left
DONT FEED GREASE
>>75824579
>Belong to same bin.
I know, but Cucks will not win.
>Yasin Ehliz
salt to the wound
>>75824625
they will inevitably fuck up later on
that song was from a movie but I can't remember from where it is.
>>75824679
>praised be Mohammad (pbuh)
>>75824710
in the last thread they were talking about relegation. Was this over the goal they 've eaten or were they also playing yesterday? I jsut tuned in.
Stop typing your goddamn stupid language, Finns.
Fuck this team
OH
JESSE
>järvinen
>>75824717
It is from the movie Backdraft starring Kurt Russel and Tommy Lee Jones.
>>75824768
tapa ittes
I wonder how many Finn spectators at the game have vodka soaked tampons in their asses right now?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
FINN IN BIN
SCAAAAAR
BERRYHILLLLLLLLL
>FINSKO
huutikset tulille
>>75824625
Because of this
IT'S OVER BOIS
fuck :D
oh fugg :DD
ei vittu :DDDD saatana :DDDD ei helvetti :DDDDDD
PASKA
Don't score any more this period. I need some money.
tie
are the american announcers retarded? they are acting as if another goal is impossible to achieve, using words like "nightmare" and shit.
Is this an american sponsored event?
>>75824816
are you sure it wasn't from a porno with your sister?
>>75824757
that's the thing, I don't really know what happened but I like how much they suck and they are still to play against the top teams so we have much to look forward to
wtf is wrong with our team?
this is the worst team ever WTH IS GOING ON
>>75824863
oh fuck :D satan :D no hell :D
>>75824844
this is a good post
Kdor ne skače ni Slovenc, hej! Hej!
Kdor ne skače ni Slovenc, hej! Hej!
Kdor ne skače ni Slovenc, hej! Hej!
europe is nigger
>>75824888
I like the memeland, but I also like Finland.
BERRYHILL SCARRRRR
but what if binlan is not kill
this is painful
SOUMI
SOUMI
SOUMI
>2-2
wtf i hate finland now
Are Kasperi and Repo playing?
>>75824958
desu
fucking satan, the streams are horrible. I hav it on youtube, which is the ebst?
AHO
H
O
>the absolute state of the frozen barren wasteland that is the wretched corpse of finland
A H O
H
O
what's the name of this facial expression
AHOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRtxoedAy34
SCAAAARRR Never doubted the guys
AHO! HENTAI!
Our 1st line is tryharding
Wish they wouldn't because they're saving Berryhill's ass with this
>3 finnish goals
>still 0 points for pulju
>>75825022
>thatsabignoose.jpg
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Berryhill will ruin this,
>>75825022
"Cum on me hoki-senpai"
fug
BASED SEBASTIAN
>>75825022
"I'm so fucking getting fired after this match"
DEN GLIDER IN
DEN GLIDER IN
SLOVENIA ON LYÖTY
>>75825042
There's no way to save that
slo pls
pls
AHO
H
O
MARJAMAKI IN
SCAAARRRRRRR
wtf I hate finnland now
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>30 blonde finn girls clapping their hands
Honestly pretty hot.
top hue
SLOVENIA BTFO
GIVE US THE GOLD MEDAL ALREADY
Press F to pay respects
F
BERRYHILL OUT!
fuf I hoped we would lose
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I knew it, Icould smell it
how can puny slovenians even compete???
MUALI
>>75825022
Steve
>yfw they blow it
>>75825100
I agree, they were a little sexy.
if Berryhill gets a absolution for his sins because our NHL lads stepped up against SLOVENIA of all teams I'll be genuinely pissed
>The state of our hockey is that bad that people are glad about beating slovenia
>>75825100
Too emotional.
>>75825144
Kek
>tfw goals right in the benis
>>75825149
Same here, but relegation would be a very real risk if the team lost the game.
HAHAHAH KENDO VITTUUN SUOMESTA VITUN HOMO KENDISTIT!! KUNINGASLAJIA TARJOLLA SAMAAN AIKAAN JA VITUN SISÄSIITTOISET SUOMIHOMOT KATSOO KENDOA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>75825161
Isn't that a great experience? Our tv commentators had an orgasm when we managed to beat Italy in overtime
>gloating about leading against SLOVENIA
small t b h s m h
>>75825161
>>75825184
oh how the mighty have fallen
>>75825182
Ketä kiinnostaa kattoo kun TSUUUUUUU menee jatkoon? Tuu sanoo jos Griezmann tekee vielä pari.
>>75825193
gotta enjoy the little things in life
>>75825176
>>75825149
>>75825161
you guys, what the fuck, Slovenia is a hockey country, it's not liek you are playing against the United Arab Emirates or Spain.
>>75823509
Gib Gösser pls
congratulations for besting the mighty Slovenia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3atJWUBl76I
jo taittuu slovenian selkäranka
>>75825222
Sorry, I'm not buying pissbeer.
>>75825233
Don't say it yet
>>75825233
you will be dealt with at some point during the tournament.
>>75825233
I thought Swedes new better than to not expect Finns to choke.
>>75825219
>Slovenia is a hockey country
>>75825239
dodnt you guys have any hockey songs of your own
>>75825219
It's still a country that spends half of the time in I div
>>75825219
>1017 registered players
>7 rinks
>it's a "Slovenia needs its NHLers to beat Ebinland"-episode
SAD!
We will choke soon
Is lifelong finnish tradition
What did Jesse mean by this?
>>75825284
SARAVON PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA
>>75825219
wtf greece I checked IIHF and you are not a registered member?
even taipei is playing in the third division
>>75825284
Yes but they're all shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJY-6BkpPq0
>>75825219
Barely, they are just the kinda country that you MUST win, beating them should not ever be hard.
Canada, Sweden, USA,, Czechia, Russia are the "worthy" opponents.
>>75825284
Easier to take them from people who no longer need them.
>>75825310
he is too golden to get points
>>75825242
Will you take me to a Heuriger then
>>75825322
Greece doesn't have enough money to build rinks. Or to buy the equipment
>>75825290
ok? and? you 're not arguing against me. Hasn't Slovenia sent players to the NHL?
>>75825295
yep, that's a hockey country
>>75825322
we don't have a rink so the IIHF banned us. We have a silver medal, but we have no rink. Ponder that.
>>75825357
We can borrow them some money
>>75825353
Yes, you pay.
>>75825233
>implying Team Finland won't choke and lose this game as well.
>>75825357
Laughing SO HARD at grease right now
>>75825378
Better call Jutta
>>75825392
no way, your team is way too good for that
SISU
>>75825382
Deal my Ösi friend
I AM SO ASHAMED
>>75825370
For comparison Finland has like 75 000
>>75825370
I wish you guys got a rink and you could play against Turkey for the glory of the Byzantine Empire :(
>>75825417
Pls, they already show signs of cracking.
>>75825417
I think slovaks are just bad desu
T eri
>>75825417
>it was 3-0
>>75825310
Bust
>>75825398
laughing at other's misfortunes shows that you are an antisocial person. It's a severe issue, not even kidding and I don't think there's anything one can do about it. It's how one is raised, a tendency formed at an early age, a conviction never to be let go.
>>75825272
To be honest Slovenia would REKT us in football.
possible habbening
>6v4
empty netter incoming
sulaako
>>75825370
How can Greece into hokkei if no rinks?
>>75825370
I know that feel
We have 3 rinks, one was built by marian gaborik, one by usa to troll us, one by the tax players so the friends of our president became rich because it was so overpriced.
>unironically living in europe
for what purpose?
FUGGG XD
>>75825500
Trump
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SALLINEEEEEEEN
>>75825455
Neck yourself faggot
SALLINEN YOU CHEEKY CUNT
berryhill on jumala
>SHOCKING UPSET
>Underdog Finland beats hockey-powerhouse Slovenia 5-2
>"Exceptional performance, unbelieveable." -Marjamaki
>"Shameful, I resign." -Zupancic
FIN=FUN
>>75825487
the sad part is that the players do it purely out of their own desire and only train 4 times a year.
At least we tried ._.
KIITOS LEIJONAT
I feel no joy, no elation
gg slovakia
CHUPA CHUPS ON LYÖTY
>>75824458
WHEN IT'S SUMMERTIME
IN THE VOID
WHEN IT'S SUMMERTIME IN THE VOID
>>75825574
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DESTROYING YUGOSLAVIA
I 'm sorry, I got carried away.
REMOVE GOULASH
H-heh, this proves we will kick norway, switzerland and canada out of the games!
R-right?
Now Krauts better win on regulation
>>75824487
THINGS THEY CHANGE
MY FRIEND
WOHOOOOOH
>>75825617
Close.
why is the sound off?
>>75825574
>At least we tried ._.
More than that. You fought for it and really didn't give up. Kinda reminds me about Finnish stuff from late 80's, things from childhood.
is the ice bad or are the teams just shit?
wtf
>>75825737
the ice is bad
>>75825659
Thanks friend.
FINLAND IS THE BEST
AINA KU MÄ LÄMÄÄN AINA KU LÄMÄÄN LIEKEIS HUOMEN LIEKEIS TÄNÄÄN :D
W I N L A N D
I
N
L
A
N
D
CARRIE, CARRIE, CAAARRRIE
I think one of Europe's members may have been a fennoswede.
>>75825817
I don't get it
fuckingslovakswinalreadyomgfucuuuuuucucuck
>>75825817
I don't get it
pučo hencap in dý ér :DDD
Norway, we coming for you.
See you saturday
fuck finland denmark slovakia norway grease
czech sweden austria latvia and slovenia can stay
>>75825862
haha lol :D
>>75825875
henzáááp :DD
>>75825853
>>75825862
if you watch the video clip, one of the members has these characteristic big finn lips
>>75825875
goat song desu
>>75825884
good post
>>75825926
is this czech?
https://youtu.be/_wcoYvhFMEc
Euros out plz
>>75825884
nice post
>>75825883
l-looking forward to it
>>75825957
Slovakian
>>75825970
All your trouts are salmons are belong to us now
>>75825957
Slovak
THEY HAD LOST THEIR FAITH
AND NOW THEY HAD TO LEARN
THERE WAS NO PLACE TO RETURN
NOWHERE THEY COULD TUUUUURN
CHEROKEE
MARCHING ON THE TRAIL OF TEARS
CHEROKEE
MARCHING ON THE TRAIL OF TEARS
FOREVER IN OT
>>75825957
It's slovak but it's gold
Why isn't Draisaitl in this tournament?
>>75825957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TPB1QFl85o
>>75825996
>>75826019
>>75826076
Thanks, but slovaks still speak czech right?
>>75826080
Oilels is still playing
>>75826080
some shit about not being allowed back in Europe until the french elections were over, I 'm not exactly sure
>>75825184
Your victory over Italy was the highlight of the history of your national team.
[spoiler]Yes, I'm talking about FIFA 2010[/spoiler]
>>75826106
They all still speak Russian.
>>75826106
it's as close to czech as it can get
LE DANCING BLACKE MANE!!!!!! XDDDD XDDD XDDD XDDD
will he be able to dive his way all the way into the Stan Lee Bowl?
only time will tell, lads. only time will tell.
https://www.nhl.com/news/pk-subban-of-nashville-fined-2000-for-divingembellishment/c-289371076
>>75826106
Slovakians speak Slovak, Czechs speak Czech, but the languages are so similiar that it's more like a dialect then another language
>>75826102
https://youtu.be/iKSMa-yW9-w
>>75826106
different languages but mutually intelligible
>>75826169
you are all servants of count Dracula so what's the difference?
>>75826169
Czech and slovak are just dialects of Russian. Not actually separate languages :D
https://youtu.be/xH80QeFypnU
>Halleluja bravo, Zack gå o ge dom rövhål. Pressa er mot Zack, han er elkontakt
>>75826169
>>75826201
ok, like norwegian and swedish then maybe
>now Italy will be relegated instead of us
fuck
>>75826168
Don't hate on my boy pk, wanna see him win after that retard tier trade
>>75826233
why are you sad?
>>75826168
And people have the audacity to call CrosGod a diver... For shame... For shame...
>>75826168
Doesn't Montreal Canadiens management have better things to do than shitpost on 4chan?
LMAO who the fuck comes up with all these names they sound so made up
>>75826261
because everything in our hockey is shit and just an way to steal taxpayer money. I want to see it crash and burn
>>75826168
He got cross checked to the head idk why he was called for embellishment there. The guy went straight at him off the face off.
>>75826195
>Käppvietnames
>>75826168
Is that you Marc?
>>75826298
oh
how so? For us it's the other way around, the hockey secretariat got closed because it was ran by a member of the government who the got fired when the government changed.
Maybe you are right. Do you like hockey at least?
>>75826245
>retard tier trade
>montreal finished in lottery position with Subban
Subban is a hot goalie babby. Hes actually pretty shit dman.
>>75826271
>cindy
>dives to an opponent's stick
>gets a concussion
what did he mean by this?
guys still no answer from uni about the admissions the suspense is killing me
>>75826195
https://youtu.be/N2ZrIWDclio
>>75826352
He wants to quit hockey early to spend more time with Mario
>>75826355
how old are you?
>>75826343
I do
>shootouts in international competition
slovakia's goalie looking lazy af
>>75826370
JOOO KABÁT PÍÍČOOO
jk this is also awesome
great taste Sweden
>>75826400
not to mention
>5min of 3v3 OT
Hey Slovakia, at least it's one point instead of zero.
>>75826355
lol stop buying the university ruse shit bro just get on welfare and neet it up nigga you can do whatever you want all day and tax payers pay for everything :D
these fucking shootouts, so bad
Most pathetic shootout performance award goes to...
>>75826379
lol i like this cute theory
>>75826442
teach me how already
on the other hand i feel for slovakbros but on the other i like that germany won
>>75826456
Ur mum when I shoot out sperm onto her face
Now fuck off back to apehoop or boreball
girl on the left is a qt
>>75826442
that's my backup plan
Okay it's NHL time. Euros GET OUT
ARE YOU READY?
>>75826522
stupid fatty stop discriminating us :D
>>75826502
I hope all the best.
ok, here's the song, but what movie was it in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OGd4gplxQM
WE WON
COMING FOR THAT GOLD
FINLAND #1 APOLOGIZE NOW
>>75826546
Are you asking if I'm I ready for the Skating Holocaust?
YES I AM READY
GET.
OUT.
Which outcome would cause the biggest amount of shitposting: Craps and Cucks shitting the bed in their usual fashion, or Pongs and Oilels not being able to use the curse to their advantage?
>never married
>no kids
what did he mean by this?
>>75826522
>>75826587
continue NHL slut posting
Remember this before bullying us, Swedes.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hFtcERLYbDA
>>75826593
yea but he did smash that one other dude's hot model wife though
>>75826546
>>75826577
Leon "The Skating Auschwitz" Draisaitl
Leon "Zyklon Lee" Draisaitl
Leon "Weimar Warrior" Draisaitl
Leon "Aryan Assassin" Draisaitl
Leon "The Skating Gas Chamber" Draisaitl
Leon "The Hockey Holocaust" Draisaitl
Leon "The Final Solution" Draisaitl
>>75826593
he knows better. he's ascended
>>75826553
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Vision#In_other_media
>>75826591
caps winning and oils winning would equal maximum shitposting imo
>>75826609
>bullying
we are shit this year too
I had stuff to do the other night. How bad was the >rags posting?
>>75826648
It's time for cruise ship and drink bro :D
>>75826664
no nearly as bad as I expected
>>75826628
duh, already found it, HELLOOO, WIKIPEDIA?!
kek, thanks finn, but I thought I had heard it in another movie.
how does this faggot have 1000 games played? he is absolute dog shit at his position.
>>75826621
>>75826692
>rags
>craps lose
>coilers lose
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>75826708
He is pongs #1 defenseman atm because injuries
>>75826664
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1494429591112.jpg
>almost 8k RAGS in one thread
>it wasn't the only one
>>75826714
How is this guy still on TV?
>>75826737
no shit because you underage cuck redditors spam it nonstop.
quantity =/= quality my reddit friend
>>75826737
why the fuck did you link us to an image?
>>75826728
Thats not Dustin Scmaltz
>>75826714
Meanwhile, Trump is a confirmed Devils fan AND it was a based Czech Devils fan that guaranteed Clinton would lose the election.
Is there a more powerful race than Devils fans?
>>75826774
because I couldn't be arsed to save it
>tfw a plane will never crash into the arena during the ducks and oilers game eliminating both of them
>>75826785
he went to Rangers games too
>he seriously believes he cares enough about hockey to be a fan of one team
>spic wont touch dindu
Pretty racist tbqh fham
>>75826824
christ howcome so many islandniggers want to gets their sweaty palms all over mcjesus?
>>75826824
lol you can see the repulsion in his body posture
>>75826788
Go drink yourself to death you fucking failure
>>75826862
halfway there
>>75826804
He has openly admitted being a Devils fan. And you're following the wrong team, lad.
>>75826880
[Citation Needed]
>>75826785
you know, maybe not
>>75826898
CM punk is a typical hawks fan and just bandwagons the team that wins
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING CHANCE CAPS. IF YOU BLOW THIS I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SLIT MY THROAT.
>>75826958
Livestream it?
>>75826898
reminder that cm punk was wearing a knock off hawks jersey
>>75826958
don't be a pussy livestream it
>>75826824
>spic
that looks like a dothead to me tbqhwyf
>>75826958
EVERYBODY SCREENCAP THIS AND SPAM IT LATER TONIGHT
>>75826890
Which was taken because they were playing the Devils.
Meanwhile, Rangers fans consist of some leftist nigger and a literal, unironic murderer.
>rags
>>75826958
include me in the screenshots pls
IS Ted Leonsis THE MOST BASED Owner in NHL history?
>Pongs fans get BTFO by his banter during G6 and are on life support for all eternity.
>>75824130
our /guy/
Is it gay if I have a hard time not starting at the ass sweat players have during a game?
Is it gay if I post on /hoc/?
>>75826958
yes, me too
TODAY IS BIRD ELIMINATION DAY
RIP KEKS
RIP PONGS
BIRDS ARE GAY
>>75827175
>mad
>at birds
>>75827175
>mad
>at avians of aquatic nature
Lad.
>>75827207
>he has never met a canada goose irl
>>75827114
>>75827166
ya'll better be tapin' my sick tonight
mmmm tape it tight
wrap it all around with BOTH hands
Birds are important.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494449125955.webm
>>75827250
>Canada geese only live in Canada
I've killed and eaten them lad
>>75827291
then you understand that you absolutely can be mad at birds
>tfw no birb gf
>>>/wsg/1677454
>>75827325
Is that bird Subban in Nashville?
>>75827325
jesus fuck that makes me insanely sad
>>75827325
delet immediatley. DELET
>>75827075
>0 cups
>Didnt fire McPhee before he could trade away Forsberg
Nah
>>75827325
>>75827250
>>75827316
>>75827427
what's worse? geese or wasps? serious question
i unironically vote geese.
>>75827427
that poor rhino at the end :*(
friendly reminder that euro hockey tour is in fact the most important international hockey tournament
>>75827457
Wasps
Pens fan here
Give me any reason at all to be optimistic about this game tonight
Please
>>75827612
you have Määttä
>>75827612
Craps could still have one more choke in them
>>75827628
I love me some Olli, but unless he's gonna play like 40 minutes, I don't think he's enough
>>75827612
Capitals will have their first ever Stanley Cup victory
>>75827576
I can fucking smell the Reddit from here.
You really need to go back.
>>75827612
The Caps always find a way to choke and the home team only wins like 25% of the time with one of the refs
Now /hoc/ when should I do a shot? Every time they refer to Williams as mr game 7, when they talk about him in game 7s, anything else?
What time is the game? 30 bings or one bong?
>>75827612
It can't be worse than game 6
>>75827679
every time they bring up the dueling hat tricks between crosby and ovechkin
>>75827612
theres too much pressure for the capitals to succeed
Who underdog tonight? Pongs or craps?
>>75827679
>Mr game 7
>dueling hattys
>Tom Wilson he a gud boy
We gonna get fuked up tonight, lads.
>>75827732
Pongs. Shitty D getting raped by caps forechecking.
Caps will get past the 2nd round and be so happy then get cucked by the Snes. Top memes.
>>75827727
After being up 3-1 winning both in Washington, it feels like all the pressure is on the Pens at this point
>>75827612
Whoever wins the game will have far easier time with shittawa.
me
>>75827777
>Accumulated so many injuries prior to playoffs
>even more in playoffs
I think them going up 3-1 just shows how bad the caps actually are more so than how good the Pens are.
Caps should probably be like 8-2 at worst in the playoffs right now
>>75827777
Quads of truth desu.
>>75827768
Lmao
I fucking hate the Capitals solely because of Ovechkin. That arrogant little mongoloid, and failure of a leader, deserves to btfo every single year.
>>75827612
pic related.
Also Hotlby chokes worse than Fleury
>>75827777
even more so on the ducks in their series after being up 3-2 for 4 years in a row and losing in game 7 all 4 times, this is the 5th time they are going to fuck it all up.
>>75827836
haha lol you mad : D
>>75827777
Funny because I feel it reversed. Caps HAVE to win this game. Pens just won the cup and with their injuries most expected them to lose this series.
>>75827836
hes less of a mongoloid this year actually
he actually agreed to step down to 3rd line with out making a fuss and the team is playing well because of it
>>75827877
This. Even though Pens shit the bed for the past ~80 minutes, Washington HAS to exorcise their demons, ie the Penguins and the Rangers.
Thankfully, for them, the Rags are out, but the Penguins still loom large. And it will be really embarassing if they lose to this completely depleted Penguins club.
>>75827838
pongs were the good guys last year
it doesnt work 2 years in a row now fuck off bad guys
>>75827836
Ovie is a terrible leader but he's brilliant when solo. Most entertaining player in the league ever desu, shame he's had a lame season.
>>75827915
>wanting a conference finals without bad guys
BORING
>>75827836
Tbh I want caps to advance only to be btfo by Ottawa. It would be so good
>>75826127
good post, mikko
>Stanley Cup Final game 7 in less than an hour
Nice playoff format nerds
hello where is my gf :3
>>75827935
It's cool the snes BTFO'd two of the worst fanbases in the sport but they aren't that good. Swept in 5 in the ECF.
>>75827612
>need a reason to be optimistic against le crapes
Want a caps preds final
>>75827925
I seriously don't understand why they don't just make Carlson Captain desu, a much better leader.
>>75827777
Czeched
>>75827968
My penis is in her butthole rn.
>>75827971
>swept
>in 5
Hello retard!
>>75827987
n-no
>>75827975
Carlson seems really laid back. Maybe it's just his stoner face. I think Ovi keeps the C as long as he is there.
>>75827987
nice strength fanta pigs murica
>>75827990
>>75827987
Lewd
JUST GOT THE CALL FROM BETTMAN
OFFICIAL SHITTY SMELLY BAD GUYS TIER LIST
BAD GUYS
1. Pongs
2. Cucks
3. Snes
POWER GAP
10. Oilels
11. Caps
HUGE POWER GAP
90001. Preds
>>75827990
First day here?
>>75827915
Capitols are the bad guys - they are the dirtiest team in the league.
Aside from Crosby, the Pens are a class act.
>>75828003
>>75828008
First time getting baited the fuck out? I doubt it
>>75828022
Stop my sides can't take anymore
>>75827999
Pretty sure he uses fake piss for drug tests desu
>>75828022
pongs are the bad guys, crysbaby is a piece of shit and pongs won last year and even phil kessel cant make up for that. no repeats allowed. pongs are bad guys
>>75828036
Your sour grapes are quite large
hmmmm
>>75828056
So are your mom's testicles
>>75828065
>Schwartzmann
>literally black man
KEK
>>75828005
Excellent list, superb
>>75828080
Did you know that niger literally means black in latin?
>>75828065
Just ordered this. See you soon Finnlads.
Ovechkin hat trick tonight
>>75828097
>>75828080
>>75828065
>it's a "the_donaldcucsk" get triggered again" episode
>>75828110
>t.reddithawk
>>75828109
lmao no
@75828123
triggered reddit?
>reddithawk spergin out
Here we go lads
@75828135
please don't do that anymore
For me, it's Bill.
Just wanted to say congrats to Anaheim. Best of luck in round 3.
really makes you think huh
I swear to fuck if penguins fans start complaining about injuries
>>75828224
you must be new here
>>75828261
you really dont understand this data
>>75828261
>reddithawks fans jumping on a different bandwagon
LMAO LOOK AT THAT DROP
>>75827971
Nah. They're the underdog. Also Karlsson is a big guy
>>75828269
>50% wins you the cup
Embarrassing desu
>>75828224
Your shtick is lame af
Official: NO Hagelin, NO Kuhnackl.
Pens got rekt.
>>75828261
yeah its not much of a secret anymore that TRASHville is reddit. Just call them the Predditors and laugh when they get swept next series
>>75828296
MOOOOOOOM!!
>>75828347
yeah definitely its pretty embarassing
>>75828261
>>75828347
pReddittors ALREADY had the most hatable "fanbase" in the NHL even before evolving into their final reddit form
at this point, it's just absolutelydisgusting.jpg
ovi finally realized he's a 1 trick pony
>>75828347
I'll be here to laugh at you when Fisher lifts the cup.
stream where bruh?
>>75828412
yeah definitely but /hoc/ is reddit now so no wonder they like trashville
Is there a more pathetic team than Analslime?
If you don't appreciate the way Nashville plays you are not a real hockey fan
https://ufile.io/axls9
Functional version of Lazyman download for anyone looking for streams.
OwO
>Pierre called Karlsson as good as Lidstrom and Bourque
Stupid fucking manlet
Game thread where?
>>75828572
t. Buttblasted >rags fan
>>75828599
Nigga I have so many >rags images in my /hoc/ folder that I have a rags8.jpg
He's good but calling him as good as those two is a bit of overinflation.
>>75828572
You right, hes not as good, hes better.
>>75828476
Edmonton Calgary and blogger
>Fire in Alberta
>Floods in Quebec/Ontario
What the fuck is going on
MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU AUTISTIC REDDIT TURBONIGGERS OR I WILL FREAK OUT
>>75828772
>built on flood plain
>get flooded
>>75828599
>he honestly thinks Karlsson can even touch 2 of the top 3 defensemen of all time
>>75828772
Mainlanders can't handle their baby weather