Chris Berman's wife killed in car accident

>>75821270
ESPN did this

F

This is why you always take everything into account when planning an assasination.
The other driver was obviously trying to target Chris but didn't realias he wasn't in the car and took an innocent life instead.

Seriously, people you have to plan this shit out. You can't just wing it on meme magic sometimes.

>>75821281
FPBP

any pics?

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chris berman's wife died on his bday
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAND COMING DOWN THE STRETCH IS MY WIFE, SHE MUST BE GOING 80, 90, 100 MILES PER HOUR!
YOU JUST KNOW SHE PRACTICED THIS DRIVE AHEAD OF TIME.
BUT WAIT!
HERE COMES THE ITHER CAR TRYING TO INTERCEPT HER!
IT'S A HIT! SHE'S GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD!
BIT CAN SHE GO...
ALL...
THE...
WAY...?!

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>>75821399
Fucking kek

Meh

Hope he can get over it OK tho.

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>>75821399

>>75821399
High quality post

JUST

>>75821270
shits fucked

F :/

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>>75821399

Poor guy

Ƚ

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>>75821399
I can't believe you've done this

>>75821399

>tfw thought about making post similar to this
>tfw this one is funnier

>>75821537
B-BAKANA!

How will this effect his commentary?

>E!SPN will fire him soon

feelsbadman

The lexus went rumblin, bumblin, stumblin upside down in the water

>>75821396

Damn. Hopefully he didn't like her all that much

So I'm hearing that it was completely her fault.
Can anyone comfirm?

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>>75821399

>>75822071
Poor Rodgers

You'll get your turn

>>75821719
>Implying they can fire Chris Berman

He's literally been there since 1979. He is ESPN

>>75822251
This.

If anything he should get more games to cover besides the super late 1st week one that nobody watches.

And, just to add insult to injury, I googled Chris Berman and saw that today is his birthday. Now he is going to associate his birthday with his wife dying for the rest of his life. The universe has a cruel sense of humor.

>>75823630
Oh no

>>75822251
>>75822324
hes already basically been removed from his role at ESPN

>>75821399
I knew I was going to see something like this
Take my (You).

Literally who?

Will Daylyt make a song about her now like he did with paul walker?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tMtRMChboE

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MODS sticky this post

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>(((Berman)))
>feel sorry for

people above 60 shouldn't be allowed to drive.

>>75821270
If traffic camera video of the accident is found someone should put his reply zingers and sound effects overtop.

>>75821281
Caspere knew that.

>>75822324
eh hes not a great commentator imo

but i love his highlight coverage

>>75821270
getting rid of wife without having to give her half your stuff, i bet he is happy

>>75821399
She WHOOOOPED when she should have ZIIIIPPED

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>>75821399
you motherfucker

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