/bundes/liga

>>75817205
There is already a Threadski

see >>75816249

>/bundes/cric
kys my man

What's your prefered realagtion playoff? Mine is Hamburg-Hannover as it should be an even match with two more or less interesting teams

>>75817278
Wolfsburg vs Hannover could be interesting too.

>>75817227
This is not cric. This is bundes only.

>>75817418
I know. It was meant as a reoly to >>75817216 >>75817219

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Where did all go so terribly wrong?

Fatzke will be Fatzke again and give Tuchel the boot. He will be replaced by some low-tier trainier and Dortmund will be mid table three seasons in a row. Perhaps then they can return to their roots and become an Ausbilderverein - promtly selling Dembele, Pulisic, Mor, Weigl and Guerreiro for 15m each.

Real Based will win

>>75817540
That sounds a bit too drastic imo, but yes they're at a crossroad right now. Should be interesting who they're going to present as Tuchel sucessor

>Tuchel shits up the squad with Schürrle and Rode
>leaves
lmao

>„Ich habe gesagt: Ein Titel ist auf Dauer zu wenig. Grundsätzlich ist der Deutsche Meistertitel ein fantastischer Titel. Als ich noch gespielt habe und wir Deutscher Meister wurden, haben wir fünf Tage gefeiert, drei Tage waren wir besoffen. Heute wird der Titel zum Normalfall, jetzt haben wir den fünften in Folge. Und jeder tut so, als wenn das so selbstverständlich wäre.“
Even Wurst Uli thinks that the league titel lost it's charm to Buyern.

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>that hairline

>>75817495

It has always been wrong. HSV suffers from a terrible leadership and they are clearly involved in some mafia shit. Just think about Timo Kraus being found dead on the shores this year.

>>75817590

I think their break-up will be scandalous. I can easily imagine Tuchel winning the Pokal with the team and then getting the boot after this victory.

can someone give me a quick rundown on why Watzke wants to get rid of Tuchel? Surely it can't be because they're unhappy with the season results?

>>75817653
the bayern media is scared of dortmund

http://sportbild.bild.de/bundesliga/vereine/bundesliga/tuchel-bvb-riss-watzke-hummels-isak-mislintat-kritik-anschlag-51657012.sport.html

>>75817748
meant to be a reply to >>75817653

>>75817748
so basically Tuchel needs to stay the fuck away from transfers which seems reasonable since the Schürrle deal.

reminder to post in the real thread

>>75816249
>>75816249
>>75816249

>>75817822
I prefer it here, thanks.

>>75817821

schürrle is a legit money laundering scheme, though. youre a pleb if you cant see this.

>>75817832
how does it work though, please help me brainlet

>>75817821
Given the squad, the Schürrle signing made sense to me at the beginning of the season (although not for that price tag). Too bad he's always injured.

>>75817830
>>75817832
>>75817857
>>75817866
see >>75817822

>>75817877
see >>75817830

>>75817879
see >>75816701

>>75817883
I don't see because >>75817830

>>75817877
>/cric/
>denmark
can this be your containment thread for today?

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>>75817636
>they are clearly involved in some mafia shit. Just think about Timo Kraus being found dead on the shores this year.
You might be on to something.

Okay this thread clearly has more momentum. I'm moving here.

but what's the correlation between Timo K. and André S.?

>>75817916

hsv wanted to get rid of their dirty money by buying schürrle. unfortunately they didn't meet the industry standard of 30m and so Mr K. had to go.

>>75817912
I only know 4 of them.

>>75817928
programming a dead man's switch that will leak this to Bild right now in case I get GSG9'd

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How deep is the rabbit hole?

>>75817892
>>75817900
see >>75817883

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>inb4 Tuchel becomes Dark Tuchel and takes over RB next season to wreak vengeance on all traditions cucks

>>75817970

*hells angels knock at your door*

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>>75817987
wew

>>75817970
>>75817987
I would watch that movie.

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i'll miss him, he was a good coach

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>>75818052

>>75818295
>THE PTA HAS DISBANDED

itt: autism

hallo und guten morgen!

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>>75818406
no bully

>bullied because of slight but adorable autism
we're all /Team Thomas/ here right?

Turbo Thomas Tactics Tuchel took the team of talented teenagers to third and takes the other Tyske tournament trophy.

Crazy thought: Replace Watzke with Sammer and keep Tuchel.

when will Dummels return to Dortmund?

>>75818596
when he's shit

>>75818635
so when does the transfer period start?

Has Wurst-Uli gone insane in prison?
>I went to prison voluntarily
>I dindu nothing
>Bayern are top three in the world
>Every Juve player is 33 years old

>>75818709
wir sind beschisssen worden. im wahrsten sinne des wortes.

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I don't want Tuchel to leave.

should I eat Rise or Noodeln today?

you should eat a salad, you big fatty

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>>75818921
depends on your side dish.

decided to have rice

fatty

stop calling me fat, I scored the fucking winning goal at the world cup

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Wieder mal auf München-Besuch: Mario Götze sieht die U19 Bayern und das Eigentor von Bruder Felix gegen Schalke 04

>>75820085
Götze looks like he could know something about the HSV conspiracy?

>>75820133
No idea why I put a question mark behind my sentence,

>denmark joins
>thread goes to autosage
every time

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Some kind of race going on

>>75820381
the window locks look weird


goodbye

>>75820381
The nigress is hot

>>75820381
u should join

zdf streaming the game again. maybe gonna have the tv on in the background then

>>75820381
>dirtmark
clean your windows

>>75820576
The dirt is a good filter now that we're entering sunnier times.

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Lots of people now

>>75820656
the window locks look weird


goodbye

>>75820694
It's a very common type of lock.

>>75820753
No, fuck you.

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>>75820191
>>75820576
>>75821001
stop bullying denmark immediatly, she's one of us

>>75820753
Right, for a second I forgot how shit the world looks outside Scandinavia and the Netherlands.
Probably some plastic handle with cracks in it everywhere else.

>>75821078
Thank you

>>75821116
that is a strange lock though

god football without bundes teams is so boring

>starting danilo

you dun goofd

>>75822409
>(You)

Hello lads. How has Pulisic been doing lately?

Hello I'm back

>>75820753
Is it? Can't remember seing something like this in Ducheland