5 goals to Neuer 3 goals to Oblack Buffon who?

Ronnie will score a hat trick against them. Screenshot this

>tfw Ronaldo gets a hat trick and you have to find something other than /sp/ to do that day

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>>75816704
>oblak
>is not a cloud

>>75816733
i think you mean that month

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>>75816704
>Buffon who?

>Neuer
>Oblack
meme keepers

>Buffon
non-meme keeper

>>75816768

Dose kits doe

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>>75816776
>non-meme keeper

>>75816733
>getting that bootyblasted by /ourguy/
you dont belong here anyway

>>75816812
>>75816768

>based Tsu rekting Buffie who Messi never scored against

How does it feel living in the same era with the greatest footballer ever?

>>75816778
fucking comic sans

>>75816733
i would stop watch CL if that happened

Buffon is probably gonna end up crying again lmao

>goalkeepers are solely responsible for goals conceeded
>strikers are solely responsible for goals scored
I feel tired

>>75816893
oh no

How many CL finals did Juventus play and how many of those did they win in the end?
Asking for a friend.

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>>75816733
>not TSUU-posting the whole day

>>75817321
8 finals won 2

they gonna lose the seventh

>>75816812
Remind me who won in 2015

>>75817526
Barcelona?

>>75817526
Remind me who choked in the 2015 final

>>75817559
So you're saying that RM lost to a bunch of chokers?
Embarassing my wallet stealer friend

>>75816733
I did the same after Messi scored in El Clasico desu.

>>75817568

Juventus had way too much luck in both legs.

>Sturrado clearance against James
>le ebin Carvajal fouls Tevez when there was no danger at all
>Ramos playing in midfield
>noob goal by Morata

Shit happens. Real is way better and will TSUUUU Juve

>>75817616
Damn are you going to be mad when the BBC defence is going to make poonaldo look silly

>>75817616
what are their common rivals this season? barcelona? doesn't look good for madrid

>>75816812
man buffon is shit, thanks for the webm

>>75817628

According to your logic Dabman United would beat Real as well.
Just wait and see but please don't cry when Juve gets TSUUUUED. Real literally wins every final. Juventus on the other side probably has the worst record

>>75817625

Kek. Can't wait to see this.

>>75817654
in the last month both juve and madrid have faced barcelona, all important games, yet juve managed to beat barcelona easily while madrid got humiliated at home by barcelona

it's the only recent reference we have, sorry it hurts you so much

>>75817679

You will get a good reference in the final.
As I said. Just wait and see.

I'm not even a Real fan but there is literally no chance that Juventus beats Madrid.

>>75817654
everytime I see >tf shilling for real I picture those overweight turk kids testing the fabric quality of an M size Ronaldo jersey

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>this buffoon
>scoring against Buffon

It's our year, guys, we're a much better team than Real Madrid can ever hope to be.

Madrid customers are so fucking delusional, it's hilarious. It's gonna hurt real bad, better prepare your anus with a brazilian trans.

>>75817693
>I'm not even a Real fan
>there is literally no chance that Juventus beats Madrid
lmao emre

>>75817679
>madrid got humiliated at home by barcelona
*10men madrid

>>75817616
>this level of delusion and ingorance about football
You must be at least 18 to post on this site.

>>75817728

Elaborate?

>>75817720

lmao I'm a buyern fan desu

>>75817766
What's to elaborate about? From what you type it's obvious you don't understand anything about football.

>>75817791

Elaborate.
Which points were wrong?

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>>75817625
>the BBC defence is going to make poonaldo look silly

they made Mbappe look like prime Henry on steroids and he missed 12 chances because he's still a teenager. Ronaldo needs two tap-ins and game over.

>>75817727
And Real Madrid scored the equalizer with 10 players.

>>75817727
Barcelona were 2-1 up when Ramos was sent off
also
>10men madrid
>implying that poonaldo is a man

>>75817805
>team has a shit player that commit fouls in the box when, as you said, it was not dangerous (?)
>somehow it's not their fault
>team put the wrong player in the wrong position for whatever reason
>somehow it's not their fault
>Morata scores a great goal
>somehow it's a "noob" goal
What the fuck does that even mean? Morata has proved to be one of the best strikers.

If this is not delusion and blindness due to ignorance then I don't know what is.

>>75817727
>>75817823
>eternally butthurt halalfags
lmao would pay to see your face after that last messi goal

>>75817817
What's the point of comparing two totally different teams to this year's?

How stupid are you?

>>75817844
Jugando al contra ataque frente a 10 jugadores. Esas son cosas que pueden hacer los equipos pequeños o los que entrena Mou. Pura mediocridad.

>>75817844
is barca playing tonight?

>>75816733
More like all year

^pipebomb

>>75817849
>>75817817
>>75817805
Iniesta, Neymar and Suarez all scored against Buffon in the 2015 final, by your reasoning they should have easily scored against Buffon this year as well.

Can you see how stupid it is to say that Ronaldo will score against Buffon JUST because he has in the past now?

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>>75817844
>leliga messi goal
>somehow relevant in a 2017 CL semifinal discussion
cringe

>>75817849
>>75817876
I know it hurts, hang in there.

>>75817854
vaya, no es tan divertido cuando es tu equipo el que tiene 10 y no el rival como estáis acostumbrados, eh?

buena lefada os pegó messi en la cara jajajajajajajaj venga, a saborear el merengue y dulce de leche argentino que te dejaron en la boca jajaja

>a la contra
y encima ni puta idea de fútbol tienes, normal siendo mandril lmao

>>75817858
>the gypsy is incredibly butthurt right now
lmao keep an eye on your wallets guys

>>75817899
>"his" team isn't even in the competition anymore
like haha >scatalan

>>75817910
>scatalan
>gypsy using inner-spanish slurs

can it get more cringy

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>mfw there are people thinking that Buffon is better than Oblak ATM

>>75817899
Con eso y lo del PSG ya habeis justificado toda la temporada, como los equipos pequeños, ganar al Madrid basta para estar felices todo un año. Felicidades, disfruta tu victoria a la contra con uno más, eso es todo lo que vais a recordar de este temporada, segundon.

>>75817885
>I know it hurts, hang in there.
What does this even mean? The final has to take place yet and Juventus is the better team anyway.

You are childish.
>>75817920
Okay, show me a save by Oblak like the Buffon one on Iniesta.

>>75817854
>los que entrena Mou
>Pura mediocridad
you mean like halal? well done retard lmao

>>75817927
>como los equipos pequeños, ganar al Madrid basta para estar felices todo un año

BTFO SO HARD

>>75817940
Real Madrid years ago, with Mou, yes. Now i´m talking about Barcelona.

>>75817920
>le cannot jump to the left
>good

>>75817849
>How stupid are you?

>>75817931
>Juventus is the better team anyway because I say so
>You are childish.

>>75817961
>>Juventus is the better team anyway because I say so
No, I'm not like you. The stats literally say this and if you watched Real Madrid and Juventus games you would know it.

>>75817466
BULJU :D

>>75817976
>muh defense
watched their games, literallywhoMonaco had way too many chances on goal, and vs Real Atletico only had 1/3 of a header from Godin. idk what FM youtube simulations you watched but irl your bianconiggers will surely get raped.

also to answer
>What's the point of comparing two totally different teams to this year's?

I clearly posted Ronaldo vs Buffon webm's in which Ronaldo violently shits on your choking pizzaiolo four (4) times. what makes you think Buffon will save jackshit this year? you have a lot of faith I can give you that.

>>75817976
lmao you only faced meme teams so far. PORTO, the same barcelona that lost 4-0 to psg, MONACO.

>>75818053
>I clearly posted Ronaldo vs Buffon webm's in which Ronaldo violently shits on your choking pizzaiolo four (4) times. what makes you think Buffon will save jackshit this year? you have a lot of faith I can give you that.
Yes and they won a single game and it was a 11vs10 groupstage game, what's your point? That Ronaldo will score?

>>75817976
>stats literally say this
>juventus won 2 finals and lost 6
>real won 11 finals and lost 2
Well, you're right

>>75818053

Again the romanian merdazzurro. Juventus could've lead 5-1 in the first half yesterday, and the only real chance Monaco had was offside. Muori, cane.

>>75818057
>the same barcelona that won 2-3 at Bernabeu
Fixed for you

>>75818078

The stats say Real won 5 straight cups, it doesn't say though that those were all Francisco Franco's, like the first two Italian WC were Mussolini's, even though it's all true. Shit happens.

>>75818083
>the same barcelona that won 2-3 at Bernabeu against 10 men

Now won't you gonna fix that Monaco and Porto side?

>>75818053
You MUST be underage to express that kind of opinions and type like that.

Iniesta scored the first goal in the 2015 final yet Buffon made a spectacular save 1vs1 this year. Your webms prove nothing, only a complete imbecile would thing otherwise.
>>75818057
>I'm gonna compare them with the team they lost against but not the one they won against
Really makes you think.
>>75818078
Yeah, this run's stats, obviously. Why would you look at anything else?

>>75818094
They even played vs 10-man Porto BOTH GAMES
Really makes you think

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>>75818104
oh boy they will gonna be so exposito

>>75818094
Are you implying that Atletico and Bayern are better than Barca?

>>75818097
>You MUST be underage
how underage you want me to be? you got kik?

implying he'll get chances with Benzememe and Bayol shitting things up

>>75818128
>implying Bayol will play that game

Gordisco is in charge of winning la duodecima now.

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>>75818115
>Morata scores the winning goal
THAT would probably be the goal that would save /sp/

>>75818097
>Why would you look at their history of eternal choking?
i know wtf

>>75818097
>Iniesta scored the first goal in the 2015
no.

>>75818146
>Juve ''fans'' muh stronk we beat you 2015
>the guy who made the ''difference'' plays for Real now

Really makes you think...

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>>75818097
>Iniesta scored the first goal in the 2015

>>75818183
>the guy who made the ''difference'' plays for Real now
But Tevez plays in China now

>>75818200
>Tevez

For me it was Morata and after him Carvajal.

>>75817727
This

It's impossible to talk with people here, it's all childish banter.

>>75818169
Yeah winning 2 champions leagues sure is not a worthy achievement. I mean, look at how many Romanian teams won one. Oh, wait.
>>75818188
Yeah, my bad.
>>75818183
And yet we managed to be a better team.

Really makes you think.

>>75818228
>>75817727
You realize that each time a player is send out it means that player made a mistake, right?

If Real Madrid is superior to Barca, how come Ramos made a mistake like that?

>>75818229
>And yet we managed to be a better team.

Kek. Not even close. Real played with Ramos in midfield and totally bossed you in the second half.
Then it was Carvajal who fucked it up.
Same scenario in the Bernabeu. Real dominated, missed the chances and San Iker fucked it up.

>>75817727
>>75817823
this senpai

>ITT: Bandwagoners

>>75818257
I'm talking about Juve 2015 against Juve 2017 but if you really wanna compare that Juve to that Real then the only thing anyone can say is that Juve beat Real, everything else is "if my granda had wheels she would be a wheebarrowl"-tier.
Juve proved to be the better team on the field not one but two times, get over it.

>>75818075
>some faggot brings up Messi's goal in leliga vs 10men Real
>the italian wankers agree Messi's goal is amazing and proceed to collectively ram their tongues up his ass
>I bring up Ronaldo's goal vs 10men Juventus
>italian wanker: DUDE 10 MEN DOESNT COUNT WHATS YOUR POINT LMAO GYPSY LMAO
nah, you're the one with the childish banter

>>75818300

I rest my case. You are deluded.

LOL this Juve team only faced meme defenses so far. Porto with 10 man, Barcelona, Monaco...

If Casemiro doesn't receive a yellow today you can give a farewall to your chances, Juve.

>>75818075

Buffon ironically won't need to save like 2003 and 2015 because Juve will simply score more than Real.

You're talking as if it's like before that Juve had no attack and the opponents, see Bayern in 2013, could just walk through them because they didn't need to defend at all.

Juventus with this same defense already withstood and got through the literally same attack of today's Real, but has Real done the same against Dybala, Higuain, Mandzukic and Cuadrado? Go on, greentext, we'll see what Ramos and Varenne can do when they couldn't even block a babby from their own cantera and a chump that didn't even wanna be there anymore like Tevez.

>>75818316
>you're the one with the childish banter
He's not me. Multiple people think you're a delusional customer.
>>75818332
Top fucking kek. The irony.
>>75818333
And Real Madrid isn't a meme defense? What?

>>75818347
>the "He's not me" meme
k

>>75818333

And Real completely stole the way through Bayern, stealing in both legs, and got 2 of 3 goals awarded by Atletico in suicide mode. They didn't advance on their own merits, they didn't score most of their goals on their own merits either. Real is gonna end up worse than Monaco.

>>75818347

No because poor man's Marchisi- I mean, Casemiro, is good. I don't know what the fuck does that have to do with the defense, but yeah.

>>75818362
Oh yes, they did. They rekt both teams. They needed the ref against Bayern because Neuer (the true GOAT) goated up in both games. Atletico looked clueless in the first leg.

>>75818362
>And Real completely stole the way through Bayern, stealing in both legs

I previously said that I'm a bayern fan. Real Madrid was by far the better team over the two legs.
In the first game, we could only score after a corner. Real had like 10 very good chances and should have finished us off with at least 3 or 4 goals.
The return leg was similar. Real had many chances after counter attacks. The ref made some terrible mistakes but Vidal should have already been sent off in the first half. Everybody could see that he won't withstand for 90 minutes. Ancelotti made the mistake.

>>75818376
Yes, Atletico was unbelievably shit, it wasn't Real Madrid that was exceptionally good.

>not just enjoying the final

Clearly the best two teams in the world 2bh, will be decent

>>75817920
Oblak is a fucking meme my man

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>>75818362
>Atletico 1-0 down away
>Suicide mode

What did he mean by this?

>>75818362
>They didn't advance on their own merits, they didn't score most of their goals on their own merits either. Real is gonna end up worse than Monaco.
what pills are you on right now?

>>75818418
Oblak is the patrician choice. Step up denmark, stop being this pleb

>>75818362
>They didn't advance on their own merits, they didn't score most of their goals on their own merits either.

Lmao if anything you could say that they didn't scored the amount of goals they should for the amounts of chances they created. That's why they had to rely on refeer.

They can create more chances in one game than Juve in the whole tournament. Now the question is, can they finish it?

>>75818451
>le stand still in the middle of goal man

>>75816812
He was never the same after the injury against >Schalke that season.

>>75818451
Oblak lost Atletico the last CL final

I've never seen a goalkeeper act so pathetic during a penalty shootout

>>75817727
Red card provoked by Messi, which could be more but casemiro is unredable. Not by the ref like with bayern second leg.

>>75817303
Midfielders and Defenders are just an Arbeitsbeschaffungsmaßnahme

>>75817823
And they fucking lost.

Real isn't even in the final yet.. you sub 190 IQ morons are talking about a match up that may never happen. You disgust me.

>>75818900
Jaja idiota hijo de perra me cago en tu puta madre ,juncker.

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5-3-1

>>75820045
jajaja andate a la concha de tu madre monito

>>75816776
*vapes*

>>75820160
*invites Muhammed into his bedchamber*

>>75818362
Dude this board is for shitposting and baiting
Stop taking everything seriously, especially bandwagoners

>>75818881
>Arbeitsbeschaffungsmaßnahme is a real word
how many tables do you need to play scrabble in Germany I wonder

>>75816704
>5 goals to Neuer***

There, I fixed it for you.

>>75816768
That is terrible defending by barzagli though. He should have tracked tsunaldo, because the other defender was on benzema.

Where do you start with Saint Iker?

The man has won everything with Real Madrid and Spain, and when I say everything, I mean everything that there possibly is to win in the game. And what’s more, he is only 31.

Ever since Iker Casillas debuted for the biggest club in the world at the tender age of 16, he has enjoyed nothing but success, claiming five Liga titles, two Champions League crowns, one Copa de Rey, four Supercopas, the Uefa Super Cup and the Intercontinental Cup.

Meanwhile for La Roja, he captained the country to their first national title in 44 years at Euro 2008, a feat he repeated at Euro 2012, and in between he led Spain to their first and only World Cup triumph in South Africa, making him one of only a very select band of players to have won every major domestic and world title there is to claim.

Casillas could not have won all those medals, cups and a Spanish world record of 143 appearances by a keeper without being one of the greats of the game. Anyone who has watched him perform with such consistency and skill in the goal over the past 14 years will undoubtedly agree.

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>>75816740
>oblak
>is not a cloud
>also is not an acloholic cocktail made from mint and anise liquorsm, and sprite

what a fucking hack

>>75820557
>Casillas not carried by Iniesta
>not carried by Galacticos

If Real has to win, then at least I want Ronnie to score the decisive hattrick, so that at least we get days of tsuuposting /sp/ infernal mode

>>75817927
Based Halal customer