/heem/

*rubs chin*

excuse me /heem/, can I have a picture?

>>75816443
Such a time where the OP requires literally no effort

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This will be a good thread

Heeminder thst Cejudo beat benevidez

>>75816461
FAIL

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also, a lil heeminder if you need it

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>>75816461
what's the order?

>>75816462
>Cejudo beat benevidez

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>>75816452
here you go

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>>75816462
>Cejudo beat benevidez

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Miocic vs Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk vs Andrade
Maia vs Masvidal
Edgar vs Rodriguez
Cejudo vs Pettis

>>75816472
>>75816475
The point taken cost him the fight, he would easily beat him in rematch. You will see when he heems bettis

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>>75816479
JDS
WGAF
MASDIVAL
YAIR
CEJUDO

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>>75816479
Miocic
Andrade
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo

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>>75816479
Stipe
Andrade
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo

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>>75816479
Miocic
Andrade
Masvidal
Edgar
Cejudo

>>75816497
Nigga looks like Gomer pyle

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>>75816479
>Miocic
>Joanna
>Maia
>Edgar (MY BOY)
>Cejudo

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>>75816479
Dos Santos
Andrade
Maia
Yair
Pettis

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>>75816490
>WGAF

Stop responding to the fake picks you fucking dipshits

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>>75816479
Miocic
Joanna
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo

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>>75816479
Dos Santos
Andrade
Masvidal
Edgar
Cejudo

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>>75816479
STEEOPIC
JOANNA
MASVIDAL
EDGAR
CEJUDO

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>Yair

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>>75816513

>>75816520
>>75816523
>>>/asp/

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>>75816479
jds
jj
whore hey
frankie
serg

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>>75816479
Miocic
Joanna
Maia
Rodriguez
Pettis

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>>75816479
Steepay
Andrade
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Cejudo

>>75816528
>admitting
worked

>>75816530
This previous thread kicks like a motherfucker!

>>75816538
Do you still have the image? I was the one who made the request that you used it.

>>75816479
Nonce

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For sure you know that cowboy is a personal friend my guy

>>75816550
Clean your ears bro.

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>>75816479
STEEPAY
ANDRAJ
MAYA
YAIR
CEHUDO

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>>75816542
Ask and you shall receive

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what the fuck OP

>>75808052

>>75816553
why do you risk the credibility of american flag pepe on such risky picks

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>>75816554
Bless. I miss this meme so much. Do one with this image.

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>>75816479
Dos Santos
Andrade
Maia
Rodriguez
Cejudo

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>>75816562
not him but I have one with dc for ya

Dos Santos
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo


Anyone that thinks differently knows nothing about MMA and should fall off of a horse onto a minefield

Betting 1 grand on each pick

>>75816558
It's gonna be a clean sweep

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>>75816569
>le favorites man

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>>75816479
JDS
JJ
Maia
Frankie
Cejudo

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>>75816479
Stipe
Joanna
Masvidal
Edgar
Cejudo

>>75816575
>favourites never win

>>75816576
who's this fighter?

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>>75816579
>favorites always win

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>>75816565
How did I do? My first try.

>>75816575
JDS and Maia aren't the favourites, goofus.

How is Masvidal's TDD?

>>75816583
good but use comic sans

>>75816576
>Australia

Wow what a great nation!

>>75816583
crop the black

>>75816585
beast my guy

For sure Gunnar Nelson has some good scrambles and grappling my guy, Maia will have his hands full the entire time my man 100%

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>>75816590
>>75816586
better?

>>75816611
forgot about italic, a wee bigger too. good stuff my guy

>>75816618
I'm a noob. This was my favorite meme though. It wasn't forced and there wasn't a surplus. It was simple and to the point.

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>>75816620
head posting is the current best meme. you should join in

>>75816578
Based doggo of flawless predictions

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>>75816562
Sorry it took me a while, got carried away.
Here you go, bro.

>>75816634
my sides

saved

previous thread is my favorite heem meem

>>75816620
it's my favourite low-key meme, absolutely

>>75816633
kek

>>75816656
>favourite
>u

Non-American scum

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>>75816637
Have a bonus one. Fresh out of the shoop oven.
>>75816646
>>75816656
Thank you, bros.

post the mishka previous my guy

Do people really ever click on previous thread links to read the previous thread?

Sounds like a load of Bs. Posting previous thread is useless.

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>>75816669
okay

>>75816669
i do sometimes when i need to check something in the previous thread but i know how to use the catalog and archive too because im not retarded

>>75816669
some guy was bitching about it and it became a meme.

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make sure poland gets this

>>75816669
shut your face or ill shut it for you buster

*curiously rubs chin*

>>75816766
can I have a picture?

>>75816789
*chin rubbing rapidly increases to the point skin is burning off*

Are you Steepay Miochish?

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>when goofs pre-goof their goof picks by picking yair

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>>75816789

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>>75816821

>>75816821
>those delicious toes

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Is this the natty limit?

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yo hogan

>>75816837
nope
carlos newton

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>>75816837
this is

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>>75816841
Lost to a gracie?
no thank you.

>>75816821
Name a single thing wrong with this woman. Protip: her refusal to fuck you just means she has excellent taste.

Holy shit Andrade's wife is so ugly.

How can you be a MMA fighter in the UFC, which is probably by this point just one step below a professional soccer player in terms of popularity and status, and saddle up with a pig like that?

Yuck.

>>75816855
Check out Jouban's wife.

>>75816855
she's a lesbo, that's why

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>>75816449
>>75816452
>>75816766
>>75816789
>>75816809
>>75816817

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>>75816715
I'm at work buddeh but thanks anyways

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>Cheers me, anon!

Your response?

I'd rather bisping hendo 3 over gsp getting a shot

>>75816864
kek saved.

based hoodiebro

>>75816864
Thinking man's man, like Colbington and Masvidal

>is anybody truely stipp miocic

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>>75816479

Miocic
Jedrzejczyk
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Cejudo

>>75816886
Good thing Dana isn't taking advice from your goof ass then.

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>Remember me guys? I'm cooler than Hoodiebro and you guys have known me longer

hoodie vs lithuania when?

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>>75816479

JDS
Striking Goblin
Maia
Frinkie
Cejudo

>>75816905
ATT the home of prophetic fighters

>>75816913
dan deserves it more than le duck tyrone man

>>75816905
kek

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>>75816479
Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Pettis

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>tfw you'll never be on embedded and turn into a supreme low-key meme

>>75816929
remember all the stupid miles jury shit in the hendricks/lawler 2 embedded

JJ is the most wifeable girl in the UFC.

>>75816943
I'm scared that I'm slowly finding her attractive...

>>75816943
If you're a wife beater

>>75816944

I'm way beyond the point of finding her attractive. I'm starting to fall in love with random girls that just look like her.

>>75816837
he's gotten noticeably less ripped since then

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How would I do in the UFC?

why are so many people picking andrade, what did i miss

>>75817014
The hype train. Jedrkhkodgykofhfjtjidk should be a strong favorite.

>>75816943
KK

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>>75816855
she's following the JDS route m8:

>marry seriously unattractive girl when you're young/stupid/poor.
>get into MMA
>grind on up until you're the champ and making $$$$
>suddenly turn up with a 9/10 qt one day

>>75817014
Users from asp that just hate JJ because of her personality

>>75817053
these embeddeds and countdowns have made me realise jds is boy material

which sucks cos stipe is also boy material

>>75816973
lol at least you got speed in your kicks.

Conor's baby is ugly as fuck lol

>>75817065
they both always have been. big softies.

kinda want stipe to catch him in a guillotine so they can just hang out and bbq together on sunday

>>75817053
Somebody post that webm of RDA and his wife

>>75817053
What's JDS's new girlfriend like? Link pics.

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rory

JDS with a shaved head reminds me of that nigga from Prometheus.

How do you even get such robust facial development? Is he part caveman?

>>75817112
just watch the embeddeds, she's brazillian but looks anglo as fuck

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>>75817071

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>>75817112

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>>75817118

Did The Reem crack Stipe's chin?
He cracked JDS's chin too, but that was longer ago.

>>75817065
I remember seeing the buildup to the first Junior/Cain fight on Fox. Junior seemed like a swell guy helping his community out back in Brazil in shit.

Unfortunately the package lasted like 30 minutes while the actual fight was over in like 2 minutes.

They're both cool guys though and don't really want to see either lose.

>>75817074
>so they can just hang out and bbq together on sunday
They kind of already did that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXyVJ98TPOg

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So, is CM Punk fighting this year or not?

>>75817240
Imagine being a HW and eating whatever you want in front of starving manlets a week before your fight.

>>75817240
lol i enjoy random weird promo shit

>>75816914
damn, Adan went from "Yes sir I'll have her home by 8" to "You daughter calls me daddy too"

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>>75816479
JDS
Andrade
Masvidal
Edgar
Pettis

>>75817310
Thought's on Leviathan and Silence?

>>75817310
>>75817340
>'
Apology for poor English

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>>75817340
They are in my backlog.

My never ending backlog.

Álvarez Poirier

>>75817014

I honestly think that JJ will get TKOd. She has a shit chin and will almost definitely get caught at some stage. That said Andrade might gas in the 3-4th round and get out pointed. I doubt that JJ will be able to knock her down though.

>>75817304
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75817393
Andrade showed a solid gas tank vs Hill, granted it was pretty one sided but she didn't really slow down for 3 rounds.

stipe seems like he actually made friends with the embedded guy

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>>75816479
Jordan Dwayne Santorinni
Jedizeek
MaiaMia
Fwonk
Sijudo

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try me

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>>75816479
Stipe
Joanna
Masvidal
Frankie
Pettis

>>75817433
clone fights are legal in china?!

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>>75816479
Dos Santos
Andrade
Masvidal
Edgar
Cejudo

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>>75816479
Miocic
Andrade
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo

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>>75816479
Stipe via rd 2 KO
Andrade via rd 1 TKO
Masvidal via rd 2 TKO
Yaur vua rd 2 TKO
Cejudo via UD

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>>75816943
>Cooks
>Dances
>Shoots guns
>Plays the banjo
>Trilingual
>Not a bitch
>Pure, never been in a relationship
>Competent in all areas of MMA, unlike Joanna "cardioboxing is the key to all of this" Jynsndasdfszxx
>Has a pronounceable surname
>Has ties to eastern european royalty
>Hot sister; almost certainly will have a threesome after enough alcohol
>Between the two of them they will corner your daughteru to martial arts stardom, whereas the striking goblin is a terrible coach

There is literally no reason to pick the goblin over Valentina.

>>75817487
dat manbod tho

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>>75816943
close second

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>>75817497
Don't act like it couldn't be worse.

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>>75816479
JDS
JJ
Maia
'dgar
Cehudo

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>>75816452

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These odds seem fucked?

Should I bet on Maia and Eddie?

>>75816479
No eddie-dustin goof pick?

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>>75816479
WGAF
WGAF
WGAF
WGAF
PETTIS

>>75817664
I like Maia's odds, Eddie might be JUSTed after Conor though. I think Poirier's TDD should hold up and not let him get wall and stalled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfYbsI9oRN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfYbsI9oRN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfYbsI9oRN4

>>75817705
I think Eddie rocks him on the feet though.
I might do 10 pound double and 10 pounds on each as well

Also think I'm going to put a tenner on Jason Knight and 5 on Jessica

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>>75816479
Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo

>betting on eddie
the man got his title shot by grinding out shitty decisions vs pettis and gilbert melendez.
he lands a flukey shot and still can't put rda down yet the fight is called off as a tko

eddie is straight trash bro. conor exposed his ass. bellator tier

>>75817740
>pettis and gilbert melendez
Yeah but they're better than Dustin

>>75817744
not sure desu, Pettis is full JUST and Melendez is pretty close to that too. At least Dustin is still in his prime.

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>>75817752
A dust of wind and he does the chicken dance

>>75817764
decent bet for £5

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>>75817487


Valentina is the patrician's fightfu

>>75817497

>>75817777
quads

bet the house

>>75817802
gambling is haram my friend

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>>75816479
>miocic
>andrade
>maia
>edgar
>cejudo

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tfw Val is going to heem Nunes

>>75817712
FUCKING FINALLY

>>75817740
Dustin is two fights removed from getting starched and one fight removed from having his leg amputated. Eddie is going to 29-28 the shit out of him.

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>>75817863
>mfw

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>>75816479

Dos Santos
Andrade
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo

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>>75817863
Be careful

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>>75816479
Santos
Andraj
Maia
Yair my boi
Cejudo

>>75817764
>>75817777
maia and joana ko/sub any round is @10.80

way more worth a fiver than that

>>75818001
Oh for sure Nunes managed to finish that choke, my man. It was tough, but she didn't get 10-8'd in round three.

>>75818019
>Joanna getting a finish against someone who isn't absolute garbage on the feet

Rewatch the Letourneau fight.

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>>75818001

Val is gonna smoke that hue for sure my man

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Valentina Bless every here.

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Who is your favourite fighter in the UFC Women's 145lbs division?

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>>75818019
For sure it was a close match my man, 100 percent agree with you

>>75818108
Straya's own Meeeeeeeeegan Anderson, the hottest wmma around

>>75817796
we both know she doesn't actually look like that though

>>75817433

never fuck with the kid thats got a bowl cut, no matter how small and wimpy he is

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>>75818126

> hottest wmma around

What did he mean by this?

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>>75818109
>five rounds
>Nunes can possibly win if she doesn't get the finish.
Pick one, lad.

>>75818129
That's literally a photo of Val.

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>>75818129

Just can't agree with you on the manbod thing, Italy my dude

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>>75816479
Jurica
Jedzejchek
Masvidal
Pantera
Cejudo

>>75818137
>what is photoshop
>what is lighting
>what is the right angle

Gabi Garcia looks almost fuckable in some pictures

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if Val is manbod then colour me gay as fuck

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>>75818152
Gabi *IS* fuckable, my dude.

>>75818109
why you replying to me lad?

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>>75818134
I wanna read the rest of her belly tattoo

with muh dicc

>stand sure

don't ya worry bout dat sweetheart

>>75818155
>>75818145
>>75818145
search your feelings
you know this to be true

>>75818173
She'd set your dick on fire long before she'd fuck it.

>>75818174
Whatever you say, Ireland.

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>>75818174

I think you are a silly billy that's what I think.

Silly billy.

>>75818181
This is the ideal femake body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>75818181

>postfight
>after a literal fight

Would still smash.

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>>75816479
STEEEOPIC
Joanna JĘdrzejczyk
Maia
Fwonkie Edgar
Cejudo

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>>75816479
Miocic
Joanna
Masvidal
Edgar
Cejudo

>Netflix is pleased to announce a deal with Brendan Schaub for a 3 comedy special deal. The first special GADOOSH! is expected to be released late this year.

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>>75816479
Miocic
Andrade
Masvidal
Edgar
Cejudo

>>75818251
>trying to make fun of someone's comedy by typing something completely unfunny

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>>75816479
JDS
Joanna
Masvidal
Frankie
Cejudo

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Chocolate brownie?

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/heem/

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>>75816479
Cigano
Andrade
Maia
Edgar
Pettis

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This is a 10 on heem

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>>75818181
Imagine being Dana in that moment and having to be all like "damn, Valentina Shevchenko, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your big muscular body and 3/10 uggo face. I would totally have sex with you, both my promoter self and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another ring card girl in bbackstage. Like seriously imagine having to be Dana and not only sit in that front row seat while Valentina Shevchenko flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the lighting completely exposing her mannish body, and just sit there, as she twitches like some sort of monster from a japanese cartoon watched by autistic virgins in what she considers to be a dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on heem proclaims she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, VALENTINA SHEVCHENKO LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of models coming straight out of the boonies in Connecticut. You just got back from making sure Benavidez gets sloppy seconds tonight. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with her training camp in the previous months. And then she walks off stage to thank you and ask for a title shot, and you know you could blacklist every single person in this arena before Ariel could start crying about it, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Dana. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Quick you goof, you've been given a title shot at welterweight against Tyrone " The Choosy One" Wooodley but you have to post your walk out song for Dana's approval


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM

>>75816479
Stiopic
JJ
Brazilian boa constrictor
Rocky
Cejudo

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>>75816479
Stipe
Joanna Champion
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo

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>>75818299
more vintage Fedor pls

>> aldo and cain last fought at ufc 200

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Weird

>>75816479
your header looks ugly it's too busy

>>75818364
>DEVO
my nekker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZDl_R8Zp2E

>>75818391
wtf that's amazing

You have to be mentally challenged to pick Jessica Andrade.

>>75818391
Literally who?

>>75818409
That's uncalled for. You need to respect everyone's opinion here, even if you disagree.

>>75818409
what will you be if Andrade wins

>>75818421
I respect you if you pick Andrade. It's very hard for retards to get internet service these days, you've worked very hard to log onto heem.com.

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>>75818384

>>75818436
Respect is #1 most important.

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>>75818409
>mfw I follow female fighters based solely on their QT level

>>75818455
Isn't that how scoring works? I think that the judges in the Nunes/Shevchenko fight were blind if they really thought Nunes was cuter than Val.

>>75818364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD9e6-3rKf4

the picks are in lads
Stipe
Joanna
Maia
Frankie
Cejudo

Schaub also confirmed Yair is just a meme and Joanna is a complete mismatch against Andrade. Masvidal is for sure his guy, but he is still leaning Maia.

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>>75818455

original

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>>75818695
I think she looks better like that, her eyes don't seem so widely set apart

>>75818731
lol poland saying someone with a huge nose looks better

>>75818430
I'll be typing "you are an idiot if you picked joanna."

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>>75818750
What did you mean by that ?
I just don't find a big nose for a girl to be really a flaw, that's all

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>>75816479
Stipe
Joanna
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo

Went for a run and as I was on my way home I threw up 6 times in front of everyone. It was embarrassing.

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>>75816479
JDS
Andrade
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Pettis

>>75818762
toppladd

>>75818763
It's literally the worst thing a white girl can have.

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>>75818763
shalom

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>>75818768
How long was it m8 ? I'm at 7,5 km right now but I'm feel like I'm ready to run 10 km again

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>>75816479
Dos Santos
Andrade
Masvidal
Edgar
Cejudo

>>75818782
That's his wife ? Did he find her in nursing home ? Is this some jewish trick to get her inheritance ?

>>75818788
Like a mile at most

>>75818804
wtf m8 you need to keep training

>>75818811
I just started but when something like this happens it's hard to stay motivated

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>>75816479
Miocic
Jędrzejczyk
Maia
Rodriguez
Cejudo

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>>75818803
that's your mom

this is his wife

>>75818820
Vomit is weakness leaving the body

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Are these good UFC seats?

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>>75816479
Immigrant mentality
An-draaj
Backpack
Boxerscize
Lil' Pettis

>>75818843
dont accept this pick

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who is paige fighting next? keep in mind her brother gets out of prison in 13 days.

>>75818830
No, there's some balding nerd in them.

>>75818391
Discount Badr Hari?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DSg6Dh26Fo

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>>75818768
Same thing happened to me not long ago, I'm in pretty good shape as well. I think maybe it's to do with either being over hydrated or too soon after eating. It's embarrassing but its all part of improving bongbro.

>>75816479
Stipe
Wandjaychek
Masvidal
Yair
Cejudo

>>75818864
what's your max bench press?

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>>75816479
JDS
JJ
Masvidal
Yair
Cejudo

>>75818828
Aren't jew women supposed to have cow tits ? Do you reckon they are doing it through a hole in the sheets ?

How many picks have you guys submitted for UFC 211? I'm at 7. You can't even tell which 7 I am.

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>>75818870
>tfw your dog is bigger than you

>>75818886
285 working weight so I bet i could get close to 3pl8 if I ever felt like establishing a max

>>75818895
haha!

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Who should she fight next?

>>75818952
why are they both chinese?

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>>75818952
>pat in the back
Top fella

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>>75818974
and to think cro crap was roiding the entire time

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>>75818996
Cro Cop has been on the juice since K-1 days

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r8 my large sums bet

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>>75816479
Miocic
Andrade
Masvidal
Yair
Cejudo

>>75819037
whats the payout

Brendan Schaub is a great fighter.

>>75819057
€37

>>75819037
you should have donated that money to me

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>>75819061
for surreeeee Belmont Spintz is a beast fighter man 100%

>>75819037
what's a lottery ticket cost in ireland and what are the jackpots

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>>75816479
chin rubbing man's man
andrade
masvidal
edgar
cejudo

>>75818915
Literally all me.