/mlb/ general - Rangers dominance edition

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Verlander hitting 99

Apologize.

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indians

Urias is pitching a no fucking hitter.

What is your pitcher doing?

do jinxes exist, /mlb/?

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Well isn't this conflicting lol

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Think we could get Hamels/Darvish at the trade deadline?

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tank for beer

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>won

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>Yaks

>10 motherfucking Captcha's

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For me, it's gotta be the injuns

>>75815387
No trade clauses

>>75815387
no one likes you or your fanbase. kys

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>>75815366
Apologize for what?

>Bucs stop here? Urias dealing no-no
I hate the writers for MLB.com

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Guess a 4-run lead wasn't enough

Are baseball cards worth buying anymore?

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post yfw Roberts takes him out while the no-no is intact

>Poorias
>Tholes not diving
Back to the grocery store

>doyers

>>75815422
no

they went out of fashion when the 90's ended

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1stros

>toles hurts himself trying to preserve the no-hitter
>fails anyway

>>75815416
Lmao. Your team's shining moment was getting embarrassed in the WS and your ace pitcher not winning a single postseason game.

>>75815437
Are there any neat aps or some shit people mess around with?

>>75815401

You think they'd want to stay on the Rangers with the team how it is right now?

>>75815387
It's gonna be Hellickson or Ervin Santana
Although Stroman would be a nice addition as well

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Mets

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>>75815465
>stroman
>'nice addition'

Why are diastro fans so greedy? You're gonna take your table scraps and you're gonna like it

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>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet

Going for 29 in 2017!!!

>>75815459
there are card apps, but they all require massive microtransactions. They just aren't worth it.

>>75815503
I was alive to watch the Dodgers win the World Series in 88. Ask me anything.

Didi Gregorius.

Prove me wrong.

>>75815517
"Big Game" James "720.00 ERA" Shields.
You have just been sent to the shadow realm.

>>75815517
>yaks

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who /drinking the pain away/ here

>>75815534
Can't feel pain if you are dead. Iktfb.

t. Barves fan

>>75815534
>black baseball fan
yo, u a unicorn or some shit? lmao

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>>75815534

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>Why are diastro fans so greedy?
>diastro

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holy fuck that was DISGUSTING

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MARINERS!

>>75815534
fun game tonight desu

>the three pitch strikeout of Tomas

>>75815548
You are a disaster. You are an Astro. Put them together and you get the picture.

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>>75815542
I'm not black I'm Dominican you racist shithead

>>75815492
>Sign Lucroy, Gomez, and Beltran at the last minute in order to get to the WS
>Get blown out by the Blue Jays (again)

Who's the greedy one here?

>>75815558
>>75815492
>>75815403
>rags

>>75815548
I went to minute maid a couple of weekends ago, and I'm always disgusted by how much they pander to the Hispanic market, and I'm Puerto Rican.
>There's literally a "pick which Goya can has the baseball in it" minigame on the video board between innings
wtf is this shit?

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>>75815561
>Dominican
>Not black

>snesk

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MARINERS!

>>75815577

What does a random company buying a little game on the jumbotron for ad space have to do with "pandering to the Hispanic market"?

You might as well get mad at the Giants for having a giant coke bottle in AT&T park because it's "pandering to the white market"

Okay. I get the hockey >rags hate
but why are Texas Rangers hated here?

>>75815583
For once the Tiggers bullpen didn't poop itself to death.

>>75815594
No one likes a bully :(

But we like when bullies get bullied :)

UpGOD

>the leaking urinal of pissboi

>>75815592
There's a bunch of shit like that though, like Latin music playing before the games (no, it isn't walk-up music). I've only been to two games there, so it might not be like that all the time. Not even the Rangers do that

>>75815594
Sour grapes and sour grapes

>Carrasco sauce: Carlos too hot for Blue Jays
someone got paid to write this

>>75815616
Does he think urinals are water fountains?

>>75815594
we aren't 'hated' here, the al west is sort of overlooked as a division in general. But we've had the most success out of the all the clubs cumulatively over the last decade, and haven't been able to close the deal. So it's a combination of jealousy and mockery.

>>75815577
Kek, that's been going on since as long as I can remember going to games (so at least since '04).
It is dumb, but it makes sense for a business standpoint. All the black people around here only watch the rockets and Texans, the white rednecks only watch the Texans, the asians/Indians/pakis only watch the rockets, and the illegal hispanics/euros only watch soccer, so that pretty much leaves non-redneck white people and legal hispanics to watch baseball. And there are a lot more hispanics than non-redneck whites. So they keep catering to them.

>>75815620
By that I mean their fans towards other teams, especially during game threads. Not to mention them getting BTFO for all their trash talk is hilarious.

how bout them Os hon

>>75815625
It's pretty comical really. I went when they gave out Correa jerseys last season, and I think I saw more Puerto Rican flags in the ballpark than anywhere else in my life. I didn't even know Texas had a huge Puerto Rican population

>>75815623
so it's basically the same as in NHL
wierd coincidence

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>Justin Wilson named Tigers closer

praise the lord

>>75815644
Umm sorry sweetie, we only talk about the Dodgers in this house.

>>75815644
Os? Orange Ducks?

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>>75815594
This >>75815631, they talk a big talk but can never back it up.
Funniest thing is when they post about how "OBSESSED" and "jealous" other fans are. It's wild.

>>75815605
>rangers
>haven't won a playoff series in 6 years
>bullies

>>75815670
bullies
>:(

>>75815660
Case in point. An obsessed Lastros fan bitterly shitposting whilst wiping stinging tears from his eyes at the fact that the Rangers team and fans all line up to fuck his mother.

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>>75815623
i kinda hate the rags desu

>>75815594
Josh Hamilton murdered a fan in cold blood on live TV.

>>75815655
How's that cunt been for you guys? I couldn't stand watching him throw 832932 fastballs in an inning, just to have 90% of them be fouled off

Test

>>75815687
is that guy covering up an erection?

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>>75815687
>i kinda hate the rags desu

Don't we all, anon, don't we all.

Blown JUSTin Wilson save incoming.

>>75815685

>Lastros
>His team is bringing up the rear this year

Absolutely hilarious, even when you guys are dead last you still try to talk shit

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>>75815594
Here's a quick rundown:

>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
>Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence
>When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings
>Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence
(Continued in next post)

>>75815692
Kinda his mistake that he jumped for the ball

>>75815719
We aren't last in the division look at our record we are 20-14.

>>75815697

He isn't playing for us anymore but he was really, really awful. Like moreso than most closers that come to Detroit and suddenly implode. We have K-Rod now who blew two straight saves and was replaced today.

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>>75815594
>>75815721
Never mind, it literally won't let me post the rest of the >rags pasta

>>75815374
Lmao my pitcher managed to finish the 7th inning without giving up a run like a choking shitter

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>rags

>>75815765
>he doesn't give his players a reach around to keep their heads in the game

Why the HECK is that pasta not allowed to be posted?

>>75815777
what pasta?

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is he a good boy dindu?

>>75815783
The one that starts with
>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
And ends with
>Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?

>>75815799
No. He is a druggie and a cheat. He should join Jenrry Mejia.

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>>75815757
>>75815721
it's pretty much the same as NYR

just so you are in the picture:
>one of the original 6 teams (1920s)
>haven't won a cup since 1994
>4 cups in 90 years
>currently trying to get the cup again, can't make it past Round 2 though
>trading draft picks for washed-ups that will inevitably fall-off in few years (I'm looking at you, Nash)
>desperatly trying to use the window that's about to close real soon
>having a AA+ superstar goalie but otherwise a meh offense and shit defense

The future is not bright...

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>>75815765

>>75815823
>opening day

Does she know it's not a 1 game season?

>>75815848
it's a natural reflex for a rags fan

she can't help herself

The sneks just showed me you don't need to have Fernando Rodney to blow a close game.

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>that 2-tone gradient effect on the back of the D-backs jersey

>>75815926
>>75815926
>>75815926
>>75815926

Tigers v dbacms

you guys wanna hear a joke?

>>75815938

Um a little late

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Apologize.

>>75815985
Sorry Face-Too-Big-For-Head.

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>>75815985
>>75816019

He looks kinda like a white Upton

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I moaned when this happened

>>75816071

is it bcuz you had a dick in ur butt?

>he fell for the SP jew
enjoy your fucked up ratios

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>>75815621
>Carrasco sauce: Carlos too hot for Blue Jays
Have MLB.com puns gone too far?

>>75815823
So smug.

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>>75816131

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I look at this photo every day and laugh. Thank you based anon who made this.
R
A
G
S

>Yankees are going to be in a dogfight for the shitposting championship with the Orange Ducks (O's) all year
Game on Oreos

>>75815623
You're wrong. Fuck the rags

>>75816237
I did it
Glad you liked it
>rags

>>75816238
>yaks

>Pie Rats

>rags

>>75816348
he's a large fellow

>>75816348
why does walgreens have so many white people
is there a non-white person on that entire roster

>puig in charge of breaking his bat
Reminds me of Carlos Gomez tbqh

>>75816377
Gold glove tho.

>>75816348
Is that Lexplorer? He got out of jail and made it to the majors?

>>75816433
That's not funny bro.

>>75816433
This is a person's life not a game

>yaks

>yaks

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>gib closer nao gotdammit
>I'm not fucking around anymore
>I'll give you whatever you want
>pick a prospect
>any prospect
>just make the pain go away
>hold me
>I'm scared

>>75817921
u want marc malansin back bro

>>75817941
Fuck yeah
I'll give you Bryce's boipussy in return

>>75816238
Still think the peanuts are gonna recover and finish above both teams

>>75815816
Not having won since 1994 isn't a big deal, I was under the impression that the Rangers and us Ranger fans were hated because hatred for Lundqvist and his massive goalie pads+memes. Droughts don't start getting bad until they surpass 30 years imo, as thats the number of teams in any given American league +/-2.

>>75817964
I agree.

This Orioles v. Nats series is the Mets chance to get back into contention for the NL East. If the Nats finish getting swept and the Mets finish their sweep of the Giants then its just a matter of winning enough of the rest of the easy series in May that the Mets were blessed with.

>>75815848
That is the pitchers gf.

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>>75815229

HERE FAGGOT

>>75818011
What about the other 135 games where the Washington Nationals are already conditioned for. Mest are literally on their last arms and legs. 135 games left buddy.. Mest are done. Jints are done. Jays are done. Cardinals are the ones who got it together

>>75818283
Daily reminder that the Baltimore Orioles took the fate of their 2016 season out of the hands of Zach Britton by not pitching him in the wild card game.

>>75818331
And now he won't even pitch this year. Sad!

>>75818327
The Mets have gotten it back together dipshit, they have stopped being reliant on homers and remained a high scoring team even without Cespedes, They are 16-16 and on a good hot streak of winning 3 series in a row, one of which was against the fucking nationals.

>>75818399
those 1 run wins are gonna catch up to them eventually

>Another blown save after Scherzer pitches a gem.

>Rizzo still believe the Nats Bullpen is fine.

So what do about this terrible Nats Bullpen?

Even with Eaton out, the Bullpen needs a lot more help than CF.

Fuck Romero. There's a reason why no one wanted his pitching machine throwing self. Dude is hot garbage.

>>75818519
DAVID
ROBERTSON

>>75818569

Not exactly what I'd call the answer, but he's better than the majority of what's currently on the roster.

>>75818474
I don't wanna be the >rags ;_;

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Longest win streak in the AL Central
Make way for the king

>tfw the >yaks are finally out of shitty interleague play
>Have to play the Astros right away
>Have to face Dallas "Yankee Killer" Keuchel on Saturday
How fucked are >we? We aren't left happy anymore, so we should be fine against the Kike of Dallas now, r-right?

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>>75819285

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>>75819285
Nice streak ya got there, would be a shame if someone were to.. snap it.

>>75819313
He seems like a nice guy and it'll be a shame when Mike Moustakas hits 5 home runs off of him with one swing

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>yanks go from most bandwagoned team on /sp/ to not even top of their division over night

you can't make this stuff up

>>75819328
>yaks

>>75819328
yankees don't have any bandwagon fans

I've been a yankees fan all my life

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>>75815398
GOOD taste

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>>75815848

It's tough being a >rags fan

Imagine all the hope and optimism of opening day, crushed in the ninth inning. She's crying because she knows she spent the offseason thinking things would be different this year, and only one game in the rags have shown her that is not the case.

>rags

>>75815806
Cusb rape pasta isn't allowed either.

>>75819328
>Yankees have had one of the most active gamethreads for several seasons now
>"lol where did all da >yaks fans come from XD Dey be bandwagoners n sheit"
What do they mean by this?

>>75817921
Why wouldn't you just post Mia?

>yank damage control

my fucking sides

>>75819418
>Chase Headley picked Shit Shit SaFAThia
Motherfucker wouldn't pick him this year, I guarantee you that

>Y >A >K >K >I >T >Y
>A
>K
>K
>I
>T
>Y

>Y >A >K
>A
>K

>>75815721
>>75815757
>>75815777
Based mods banning the disgusting Rangers copypasta

They should also word filter >rags to "The universally beloved and prestigious Texas Rangers"

>RAGS……......>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS................. >RAGS ........................ >RAGS >RAGS ..................... >RAGS >RAGS
>…>RAGS…....>RAGS ............. >RAGS....... >RAGS .... >RAGS ........... >RAGS .............................. >RAGS
>……>RAGS....>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS.... >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS ...... >RAGS ...... >RAGS>RAGS .... >RAGS
>……>RAGS....>RAGS >RAGS.................. >RAGS ......... >RAGS ..... >RAGS ................... >RAGS .............. >RAGS
>…>RAGS…....>RAGS ......... >RAGS........ >RAGS ......... >RAGS ....... >RAGS ................. >RAGS .................... >RAGS
>RAGS……......>RAGS................ >RAGS . >RAGS ......... >RAGS.............>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS....... >RAGS >RAGS

In light of yaks we have now updated the teams meme name database

behold

AL Least:
Red Cucks
Cuckays
Yancucks
Blue Cucks
Cuckrioles

AL Comedy Central:
Cuckins
Incuckans
Cuckyals
Cuck Sox
Ticucks

AL Worst:
Maricucks
Cuckstros
>rags
Cucklethtics
Angcucks

NL Least:
Metrocuckitans
Cucktionals
Marcucks
Brcucks
Cucklies

NL Cucktral:
Cucks
Cuckds
Brewcucks
Cardicucks
Cuckrates

NL cuckest:
Cuckgers
Giacucks
Cuckmondbacks
Rocucks
Cuckdres

(c) May 2017

>>75819571
Absolutely horribad.

I'm the worst poster in this general

>>75819571
Sit in the corner you sperg

>>75819607
Not so fast
>>75819571

>>75819471
this: nobody rivals our gamethreads and the same people are in it day in and out. the falseflaggers are the ones shitting up the generals

>>75819649
A
FUCKING
YAK

>>75815652
houston is a legit mutlticultural shithole. Completely invaded in the past 20 years, not really american anymore. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they speak Spanish in some of the high schools

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>>75815799
>batman skips day of work
>publicly shamed

>i skip day of work
>"oh, you work here?"

>Soto injured again
what

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Sup, /mlb/. Yesterday was Tony Gwynn's birthday, so they unveiled a new statue of him in is hometown. How do you guys think it compares to TSU's bust?

>>75820174
it's aight

>>75820174

>that dumb blond with the iphone out filming the statue's ass
for what? who is going to watch that video?

>that blind parks department ranger.
wha-what are we clappin at, now?

>that disgusting microphone stand.

>>75820174
It's a bit too realistic, making it uncanny

Statues are better with less detailed faces

>>75820174
I think it looks okay. What did Tony think about it?

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>>75820393

SF Giants vs NY Mets #3

1:10 PM ET | 10:10 AM PT

>>75820388
>>75820388
>>75820388

Tony was basically a cheat btw, having vision twice as good as everyone else isn't fair

test

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>>75820452

>>75820478
Seriously though it's interesting to wonder just how much of it was down to him having 20/10 vision.

>>75820411
Those unis are so disgustingly bad

phils vs. mariners
>>75820513

>>75820493
Seriously though. You're really impugning a guy for being genetically gifted with an ability that allowed him to excel in a particular sport? Maybe it gave him a leg up, but I thought sport at it's most fundamental level rewarded exceptionalism and typically raised up individuals able to accomplish what others aren't. You're effectively making an argument a manlet would for not being allowed on a basketball team because the ones who made it were taller. Okay. They were born taller which makes them more competitive on the court, and Tony was born with better vision which made him more competitive at the plate. Why do you make it sound so deserving of an asterisk?

>>75820516
Yeah, but that was the one he had his rookie year, so I chose it.

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>off day

>>75820685
How long until CC is voluntold by the Yankees FO to retire?

>>75820699
isn't his contract up next year? we gotta lose sometime might as well have cc for that

>>75820699
Lets be honest here. The Yankees success won't continue, they can't win 80% of the games the rest of the way. Lets bring up one of the young arms and do something with CC. Either send him to the bullpen or force him to retire.

>>75820699
I heard they left a high-end scotch in his locker with a note to 'Please Fuck Off :)' last night

>>75820889
>Alcoholic beverage
>Not Gary's cologne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvyG4kKzSW4

>>75819571
Good post!

>>75820889
I heard that might've been from mo'Lester, which gives the situation a whole new meaning

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>>75815561

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>>75815644
LETS GO ORANGE DUCKS

>Doyers under investigation for discrimination
lel

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sup matt

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you now remember riverfront stadium when they took down the outfield seats

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>>75819413
Absolutely BASED taste my friend

>>75820452
>>75820493
Ted Williams also had 20/10 vision
#themoreyouknow

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>Musgrove day

There HAS to be a better minor league pitcher in our system to use instead of this guy

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>>75820685
You're gonna need it

Indians will draft Hans Crouse.

Cap it

>>75821654
His name is Brady Rodgers and he's recovering from TJS.
But hey, at least that's extra incentive to trade for arms this season.
Also Musgrove just pitched A SCORELESS FIRST INNING

>>75821710
I am all fucking for trading for starting pitchers. We have 1 ace, 1 decently consistent young ace, 1 inconsistent ok guy, and 2 fucking shits

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What went wrong?

>>75821898
Morton has been a nice surprise, but man do we need McHugh back.
A rotation of Keuchel-McCullers-(trade acquisition)-McHugh-Morton would actually be very strong. And if Marte develops how he's supposed to, he'll make >our 2018 rotation even better, if not helping out late in the season out of the bullpen.

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>>75821898
Starting pitching you say?
Literally worth one (1) Correa

>rags

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>>75822202

>MusGOAT

>>75822315
He's wholeheartedly applying the Lefty Gomez philosophy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night

Reminder that leaveland shitdians """"""fans"""""" can only be bothered to show up to games when they're coerced with negligently cheap alcohol and then behave so violently that their own players have to help stop them from attacking the opposing team.

Well lads it's settled, Marisnick is the GOAT

Go buy your jerseys

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

>>75821909

Getting greedy and trying to squeeze a 4th title into a window that's open about 2 inches at this point.

G-Nats need to burn it all down

>>75822656
>beating up the >rags
Who cares, then?

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>>75823015
This, they should've let them beat the living daylights out of them

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Musgrove wasted no time at all in losing that lead

>>75820493
More than you think probably.

Bryce Harper notably struggled a bit in the minors until he visited the team doctor who found out he had amazingly poor vision. After he gave him contacts Harper destroyed every minor league pitcher.

>Cubs Rockies delayed

Busy weather week for CO

>>75815435
>BR scum

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>barves in charge of rundowns
AHAHAHA

>>75815515
Is It as awesome as I hope it's going to be?

>San Fucksisco Giants fielding.

>>75823642
my car got fucked by the hail the other day. good thing i saved 15% or more by switching to GEICO

>>75823961
>>75823845
wheres your gamethreads?

>>75824051

Well we're just using this.....

And its still dead as fuck

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>>75824051
Last night's game thread was basically just me and WOOston, and especially with the day game today, I just didn't feel like wasting the effort to make one

>>75824201
Please keep beating >us so we can get good draft picks.

>>75824235

>Its not the playoffs

Will do

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>>75823015
memeiner fans get high off it

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>begin season with only 3 OFs
>force them to swap positions
>one gets suspended for 80 games
>one continues to drop off a cliff

>begin season with only 4 IFs
>3B gets DUI in Korea
>backup 3B gets injured
>starting 2B forced to play 3B
>backup 2B gets injured

>begin season with only 3 SPs
>one gets cancer

>begin season with no closer
>begin season with no bench

>finish two seasons ago with 98 wins and record setting attendance numbers
>reduce payroll the very next season and drop 20 wins
>reduce payroll even more and project finish even worse

>never trade prospects for talent
>never sign good FAs
>keep prospects in minors way too long
>make the same rookie mistakes when finally called up
>only one good prospect left in the system

I'd say just blow up this entire team and FO, but it wouldn't do any good. Blow up the entire league and reduce it to 14 teams that are actually willing to spend money at a competitive level.

California 23
Yankees 27
What did California mean by this?

>AstGOATs

>>75815344
Correa scoring a double play at JUST the right time.

Altuve so fast it's 2 RBI

>lillies
>jints
>barves

>>75824515
But how many watches do they have?

>>75824671
They have 1 watch. An old Casio calculator watch that they share together.

>>75824711
uh California is NOT that /fa/

>>75824735
SF is full of ridiculous hipsters
Im am sure there are people walking around with old casio watches

>>75824887
Casio's are the most effay watches. Get with the times, neckbeard.

>>75824926
Where in sf do you live?
Castro?

Is the Rockies pitching staff elite? Is that even possible?

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Michael Conforto is ______

>>75825083
complete fucking shit.

>>75825083
A dumb meme that you should stop pushing
Seriously, no one cares

>>75825029
I don't live in SF at all

>walking the bases loaded at the very start of the game
>somehow escape only giving up 1 run

>>75825083
Sucking big black dick in the alley behind manhatten street

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>watch mets broadcast
>commentators sound like they want to die
>bored out of my mind
>half the broadcast is them complaining about airplanes

Are all teams broadcasters this bad? Are red sox fans just spoiled by NESN commentating?

>>75825296
>nesn
>good broadcasting
LMAO pick one boystown faggot

>>75825296
>NESN
>good
lmao

orsillo was the only thing that made NESN not-terrible

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>>75825328
>>75825331
NESN is literally the best and it's not even close

>>75825356
>he's never listened/watched the Rockies or the tigers
Both are the best fuck off and kill yourself nigger

>>75825386
I haven't listened to the rockies but I have listened to the tigers and they are god awful boring as fuck

>mest

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>>75825296
S C U L L Y
C
U
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L
Y

>>75825331
This. I can tolerate it somewhat these days, especially if Eck is in, but it's not the same.

>>75825402
>Hating on based Rod and Mario

Wtf

Manfred is gonna kill Jason Motte kek

>>75825430
eck is heck

Hahahahahahaha

>Familia

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

The Phillies are bad desu

>these mests

l m f a o

the commentators still sound bored

>family

fine i guess no one wants to talk about matt harvey getting KEKED by the jew julian edelman

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>>75825296
A lot of anons complimented our crew earlier this season. In my experience, they have great chemistry, are informative, and leave me laughing more than a few times per games.

Beat the Mets
Beat the Mets
Step right up and beat the Mets.

SOMEBODY MAKE A FUCKING CUSB-PEBBLES THREAD

>INB4 >RAGS

Goddamn Marquez is dealing. Is he gonna no hit the Cubs?

Will Harris

someone pls dump jints stuffs since we won and I lost all mine

>>75826149
Clutch Harris and Tony Choke

the yin and yang of the Astros relief pitching.

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>lose 4 starters to injury
>have multiple top hitters on the team miss time due to injuries
>have shit bullpen
>still manage to get to .500

>>75826181
You didn't win. You lost by less.

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>the other team just wanted it more

>>75826200
>tfw our bullpen is either 100% clutch, lights out dominant or absolutely awful
At least Gregerson didn't suck today

>cusb
how tf do you get no-hit through 5 innings in coors babbypark like wtf nigga lmao

SPRINGER

NO HITTER THROUGH 5 AT COORS FIELD

>>75826410
By being the Cusb.

>>75826394
>At least Gregerson didn't suck today
thank god for that

STROS WIN
>1Stros

>>75826448
23 W

>>75826448

must smash Yanks to become firstros

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23 WINS Y'ALL
GET READY, >yaks

>>75826448
>>75826461

Thank you for assuring >my barves get Seth Beer.

>>75826467
>must smash Yanks to become firstros
That'll be a fun series.

>>75826467
They'll smash'em

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>>75826481
Realistically, >we will win the first and last games of that series and maaayybe the 2nd, but I doubt it. McCullers on the road + Fiers makes me a little nervous, but Keuchelangelo will pitch a masterpiece and Morton should keep us in it.

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You may reply to this post, but only if your team has 23 (twenty-three) wins

>>75826537
My team already has 106 losses and I'm going to reply anyway.

>>75826523
Fiers is what I'm worried about. McCullers will probably do solid.

Yankees are doing really well this season so we will probably lose 2 win 2

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You may only reply to this post if your team isn't getting no-hit at Coors fucking Field

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>>75826537
feels fantastic

>>75826537
I'm replying anyway faggot

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>>75826580
Nice

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>>75826537