What would you say to your favorite sports figure at a bar?

>>75810668
>Didn't know they had sprite here

nothing i'm too shy

>>75810856
this lol.

>>75810668
i'd tell him "youre not messi" and then he'd laugh and we'd drink in different parts of bar because we didnt talk much beyond that

i'd probably ask for money, i'm quite pathetic... no shame tho

>>75810668
does this faggot have the same tattoo?

>>75811085
No. He's Iranian.

>>75810952
lol

>>75810668
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>75810668
>Le footy lad look
How contrived. Sad!

>>75810668
Ask him if I could milk his wife.

>>75811247
Your flag looks like Columbia with a nuke on it

>implying successful athletes go to bars

>>75811304
it's a roach

Can you tsu for me ronaldo sama?

>>75811502
m8 what the fuck are you doing in a leather bar?

>>75811502

>going to a gay bar

>>75811051
>colombia going straight into begging

"Hey man good stuff out there keep it up" :)


Idk just say something generic like myself.

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>see him from across the room sitting at the bar watching tv while making loud vvrrrrmmmm vrrrmmmmmm noises into his drink
>walk over to his side of the bar, first stopping to buy him a vodka+redbull
>sit next to him and slide his drink in front of him while I lean over and whisper into his ear
>"Daniil, you either drive a hero, or start slow enough to see yourself become torpedo"
>we look at each other in silence
>he nods before getting up and running out the bar stopping only to pour his drink into someone's gas tank before vanishing into the night, the distant sounds of VROOOOM VROOOOM being any proof he was still nearby
>*the next day*

>>75811179
lol

>>75810668

Heil Hitler

>>75818640
haha

>>75818719
lol

>>75810856
Messi?

"Pay your taxes fagget"

"Can I buy you a 7UP?"

>>75811317
>implying they don't

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>>75822092
Make me faggot

>>75818932
lol haha