Eickhoff vs. Miranda
>phils
1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Aaron Altherr (R) LF
3. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
4. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
5. Michael Saunders (L) RF
6. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
7. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
8. Cameron Rupp (R) C
9. Jerad Eickhoff (R) P
>mariners
1. Jean Segura (R) SS
2. Ben Gamel (L) RF
3. Robinson Cano (L) 2B
4. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
5. Danny Valencia (R) 1B
6. Guillermo Heredia (R) LF
7. Jarrod Dyson (L) CF
8. Tuffy Gosewisch (R) C
9. Ariel Miranda (L) P
last series we'll see Chooch at CBP, hopefully he gets to pinch-hit or something
Mariners!
>>75808339
Why don't the phillies have an anime girl mascot?
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
>>75808357
3d > 2d
fuck yuh
>>75808375
Is that a Woman (male)? I am feeling sick.
>>75808375
Cruz really not worth putting in an outfield slot? I don't follow the arcade league.
>Chooch isn't even starting
Explain why you don't want him to get a Standing O, mariners fans
>>75808357
What are you even talking about?
>>75808427
Fucking ungrateful cunts. The marlins started Ichiro against them even though he's been ass this year.
>>75808432
Where can I find a folder of these?
>>75808470
Phillies specific one? I just make them whenever I feel like. Ones in general? Gonna have to go to /pol/'s president Trump General threads
>Out of challenges after 2 outs top of the first
God dammit Pete
>>75808521
It wasn't the worst challenge in the world
C'mon Doobs
>memeiners
BAT FLIP DOUBLE
>miranda
Moore when?
THE DOOBS
add one to the list
I don't even have a picture of Michael Saunders to post
Is franco okay? I ahvent seen him hit well since he got that grand slam.
It's not a miranda start with out giving up a home run...
SAUNDERS did something
>>75808746
He's apparently been as disciplined a hitter as there is in baseball this year, and he's hitting the ball harder than ever. He's just been terribly unlucky.
>>75808686
flat odubel best odubel
>>75808777
Have you seen slendubel?
>>75808746
What? he's had some great games lately. Had a 2 rbi night vs. the nats recently i think
less strikeouts than the beginning of the year it seems like. maybe more pop-ups
>Saunders did a thing
>Joseph did a thing
The numbers just don't add up!
>>75808796
He's hitting a lot of balls right into the dirt
Can't remember the last inning with this many runs. Could have sworn it was just gonna be a 1 run inning like usual
>>75808796
he was 1-11 against the nats with no rbi and 1 walk
>>75808831
Must've been thinking of the Cubs game. He had a clutch RBI in the 8th and we should won it
>>75808827
>Forgetting the 11 run inning
>>75808844
He also went from smiling a lot earlier in season now it looks like every time he is up to bat he is in pain.
>>75808847
>a month ago
The problem is we're so low in home runs. Lots of RISP with no outs and then only getting 1 run out of it
c'mon m's
>Kruk spent the entire inning ranting about the """Sacrifice""" bunt.
Eickhoff finally gonna get his first win. Pheels good man
>>75808995
cgso hopefully
love you Chooch ;__;
>Cruz not in the lineup
>not playing Ruiz in Philly
it's like we want to lose
just need a run to get things moving
Thank you based 240 million dollar man
CANO
Good to see our pitching still can't hold a lead.
oh boy here we go
MARINERS!
could the m's take the lead here?
thank christ
>>75809487
your jinx wont work today
Fucking hell that was close.
Could've been worse.
>>75809557
What was your favorite Carlos Ruiz moment?
>The Macaroni
>>75809632
Game 3
>>75809632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuf_J_QJRms
>>75809632
Says it all really. How much lidge loved him and how much that win meant for the city
I blinked and we're pitching again
>>75809778
>Nascar
No thanks
DINGERS!
fug
>>75809778
Eickhoff you fucking bum
Fandom with Eickhoff has ended
Now Altherr is my favorite Phillie
Yeah kruk called this early. Eickhoff just never had it just got lucky in the first 2 innings
>phillies
>phillies
Pull Eickoff now. This is pathetic.
>>75809914
be nice
happening
>>75809922
>M*st
You cannot laugh at anybody when your best players are either hurt, crying, getting fucked by bbc, or playing for the Braves
>>75809924
Pete is a joke. Someone should have started the inning he got lucky to get out last time
>75809931
>nice
>>75809960
I can laugh at the >lillies because they're trash lmao
>>75810007
You are breaching the social contract you signed when you joined the M*st bandwagon in 2015
Well fully rested bullpen, what could go wrong?
>>75810151
fuck
dont ask man
>>75810172
Just hope we see some more thompson today. He looked pretty good last time
What is wrong with Eickhoff?
>Cano left the game
NO NO NO NO
>>75810296
YES YES YES
FREDDIE!
what happened to cano?
Phils actually answered right back. I'm surprised.
>literally everyone besides Seager is hurt
ty kelly has had more team changes than at bats this season
>>75810419
Kek, he sucks but i'll take the sac
>>75810398
>>75810455
Even when we lose we win
>>75810417
this team is cursed
FUCKING INSANE!!
AA is a madman
gg phillies
ALT AIR
>>75808315
Anyone have a gif of the Joseph hr?
40 keks
>>75810676
sorry I'm on my linux setup not my windows
>>75810676
Ask da WebM god
>>75810729
can he make a webm of anything?
>franco
>>75810729
I got a new tv so I'm setting up all my PC stuff to capture but I've been really busy so it'll be a few days, somebody will be able to make it
>>75810766
I do make Phillies Webms, but I wait until the next day because that's when all the clips are uploaded to mlbs website
>>75810636
this team just finds new ways to let me down
>>75810788
>>75810696
Stopped by goodwill today on the main line and got some comfy phils socks
Wish I was watching game right now. Out with friends watching anime.
Hope phillies win
>>75811009
>Out with friends watching anime
>1-2-3 inning
I shouldn't get so excited when I see that, but after the Eickhoff near-meltdown, I'm glad to see it.
What happened with Robbie? I missed it
>>75811009
Fag alert
>>75811203
broke his leg
out for the year
>>75811214
Shoo shoo anime is good for you.
>>75811214
>he posts on an anime image board
>doesn't like anime
Don't fucking blow it now...
HAHAHAHAH
what the fuck was that
so you're saying there's a chance?
m's can still come back
Oh, what's that? One of your former players is returning to Philly? Bitch, please.
>Altavilla
pls don't suck ass
>>75811978
>mfw
>check scores between episodes of anime
>top of 7th went from Massive Phillys lead to 1 point ahead only
HOW FUCKING HOW PHILLIES!!?!?
>>75812096
Our pitching is shit. That's how.
>inb4 Mariners take the lead
>>75812129
don't worry, our bats go ice cold after the 7th and Cano is ded.
>>75812129
>Mariners take the lead
sounds good
Just got home M's bros. What the hell happened to Cano?
GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL
SPEED KILLS
>Waiting for good Phillies pitching
I can't take the tension of this inning gonna shower and come back hoping for phillies lead!
>>75812194
You were saying?
Damn this team has blown so many fucking leads this year
FUCK YES GREAT TAG
>Whenever the Phillies or Mariners do something good, teams hyped up, batnz levels rising
>The moment it sinks back to earth everyone's depressed
I like these threads
Dare I say that Gamel's hair is the best between his Motter's and Overton's? When he took his helmet off, it was like I was looking at a transplanted lion's mane.
The tension of all these close games may kill me before the end of summer.
>>75812285
oops
>>75812221
I couldn't tell you, all I know is he went out
>>75812305
Is there any team that has blown more leads? Because I fucking doubt it.
Yadier Molina also made the ASG in 2012 though
MARINERS!!!
>>75812496
You're a bit early.
But the Phils blew 2 separate 4-run leads tonight. They deserve to lose this game.
>>75812576
Don't worry, anon. Our worst pitching inning is yet to come.
le look at every good pitch man comes through again
>>75812576
that guy is trying to jinx the m's
>>75812635
So, who do we have
>le singles man
>le bat flip man
>le look at every good pitch man
>le 90 pitches through 4 man x5
>>75812221
strained quad
>>75812693
I don't give a shit. Fuck this team and their fucking shitty ass pitching.
>>75812693
I just realized that I know nothing about the Phillies now that the championship teams are long gone. Who are their best 3 players and which positions do they play?
>>75812739
>le ground ball rbi man
all i got
>>75812870
Cesar Hernandez 2B
Aaron Altherr OF
Jeanmar Gomez RP
>>75812870
Ask that in 3 months for more clarity because the pitching staff is all over the place but mostly good and our all-star of last year has been mostly disappointing.
Altherr is just a monster though offensively and defensively.
>>75812911
>>75813016
thanks informative baseball bros
>>75812858
This hurts. I remember the day he was drafted. The potential was endless in those days.
Please don't allow any runs this inning
>>75813048
Just know I was kidding about Gomez.
>>75813073
What he said
>>75813048
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
It would be so fitting for Chooch to hit a HR here
CHOOOOOOOOOOCH
HERRRRRRREDIA
I like standing ovations for players that return.
>that big-breasted Phils girl on the TV feed
Fuck you faggot
>>75813202
Easiest (You) you'll ever get
>>75813173
fuck this douche he doesn't deserve her
If Neris blows another game Neshek should be our closer. He's actually been really good
>>75813243
Chad wins again
>Phillies favorite Carlos Ruiz pinch hits in his return
>They boo him relentlessly when he enters the box
>They boo him relentlessly when he flies out
Stay classy, Philthadelphia.
>>75813255
Yeah he's been solid. Neris deserves a fair shot for a while though
>>75813312
Boos of love my man. We know what he's capable of and this is a very close game
>>75813312
They were booing Tuffy because he wasn't Ruiz
lmao
>>75813312
They're saying "CHOOOOOCH"
Hernandez and Altherr up, this is the game
c'mon singles man do what you do best
fucking Vinshit
vincshit why
FUCK
DID SOMEONE SAY RISP WITH LESS THAN TWO OUTS?
>incoming back to back strikeouts
ALL-STAR
ALL-STAR
ALL-STAR
>>75809487
>>75812496
BASED!
GAMEL
GAMEL
GAMEL
GAMEL
DP GAMEL IS ON FIRE PERFECT THROW
>inb4 double-play
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this blows
>>75813243
> tfw you will never have a cuddly cubster take you to the game and ask you to prom
I swear to god this might be the worst team in history with RISP
damn
Alright, time for the Mariners to score on Neris, and then the Phils to go 1-2-3 and end it.
>>75813820
It is the Phillies worst inning.
Mean Jean getting things started baby
STOP QUICK PITCHING
NOTHING GOOD HAS EVER COME FROM QUICK PITCHING
THE LAST TIME YOU QUICK PITCHED JUSTIN TURNER TIED THE GAME
>>75813857
Neris has illegal substance on his hat brim
Ban this asshole
GAMEL OUT
YOUR UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MET AN UNMOVABLE OBJEC ah crap they scored
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
MOTTER
O
T
T
E
R
>>75814106
Srsly
Look at the right side of Neris' hat brim
We need to ban him ourselves while we can
oh my fucking god i can't believe this
>>75814152
The mythical, magical, illegal rosin like substance
>>75814152
Send Neris back on whatever banana boat or tire he floated in on
For the love of all that is holy get out of this dang half inning without letting valencia touch base
DON'T FUCK THIS UP DIAZ
>Michael Saunders
Fuck
>Tommy Joseph
FUCK
>Freddy Galvis
We have a chance!
Now it is time for EDWIN "THE GOD OF SLIDER" DIAZ to make his presence felt and vanquish the Mariners foes with the hot heat.
Saunders pop-up
Joseph cheeky walk
Galvis GIDP
>>75813820
Called the first part. Now comes the 1-2-3.
Don't disappoint me Phils.
Or do.
I don't fucking care anymore.
>>75814335
More like Saunders gets on base but crippled ass Tommy hits into a DP and Galvis just wants to go home already
>>75814366
Dubs chekd
gg guys
See ya for the next one
I've watched this entire game and only now realized he's walked 3 times
>>75814449
Tommy Joseph is very forgettable
> you now remember future all star Gregg Jefferies
>>75814478
Michael Young was a Phillie
>>75814494
> you now remember when Mickey M was good
GG
>the shitty of philly
WOOO!
GAMEL
MOTTER
DIAZ
What a game boys
Can't be mad at freddie he had nothing to work with
gg lads
>the M's actually won
>despite all the shit that's happened in the last month, they are 1 under .500
is this real life?
WOOOOOO!!!
great game filthys
gg pphils
>Heredia jelly of Gamel and Motter's hair
What a depressing turn of events.
Only third week watching baseball so I don't know what is wrong other than the fact they keep losing games after getting the lead.
Franco needs to fucking go.
>>75814584
The Phillies are still in the later stages of a rebuild. You have a very young rotation that hasn't developed the ability to force weak contact or misses, so they can't go deep, and our 4 hitter is on a cold streak
>>75814605
Nope. He's very unlucky right now.
>>75814605
He must be injured or something.. guy is much better than his current form suggests
>>75814546
Just wait until >we get healthy
Figures they would lose like this. I've had a terrible day, and this was a perfectly fitting end to it.
You earned that win, Mariners. Deserved it so much more than this heartless team.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to drink a shitton of alcohol.
>>75814802
trading hellickson to the cusb at the deadline is like winning the world series for lillies fans
>>75814802
Cheer up man, the team is just young and stupid and our bullpen is a mess.
We still got the Fresh prince of altherr!