OFFICIAL GIANTS VS. METS #2 GAMETHREAD

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>tfw elite leadoff man

I came to remind the Mets that they are the 4th most popular baseball team in their own city and that includes both the Giants and Dodgers having more fans than them. Go Yankees.

>Harvey's dirty little secret

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@75808178
gotta work harder than that for (You)'s

@75808178
reminder that nobody in the world has ever cared about the puta madres

Go Dodgers!

>Game thread pet troll Doy-doy
THREADLY REMINDER

Don't feed the troll!! It's not house-broken and makes a mess all over. Especially in the playoffs

(too stupid to be trained, apparently).

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Mets

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>>75808261
>logo
>mike piazza pennant

wtf I love capeshit now

>>75808272
Too bad I hate the Mest.

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>>75808261

When do the Dodgers sweep the mets this year?

too lazy to check the schedule

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>>75808333
>bye week

>>75808333
As soon as the Wilpons sell their shit team to a real winner like Jeffrey Loria.

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>>75808333

The san diego mother fuckan pod race win again

>>75808347
Do they? They aren't the Dodgers though.

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> rally dong posted friday
> harv suspended saturday
> not for rally dong

the mystery continues

>>75808367
Thought it would be of interest in an NL West thread. Carry on.

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>>75808376
was gonna shitpost about kev's wife, but pretty cute desu

One of these teams are a veritable titan of baseball with epic history spanning decades and crowned by multiple successes in the World Series and is a adored by millions of people in one of America's most beautiful cites and the other is the San Fucksisco Giants.

sup guise

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dubs confirms TJ goes yard first inning

>Zack Wheeler starting
I used to play Black Ops 2 with this guy before he got traded

Y-you think he still remembers me? ;_:

ZacKK Wheeler

>>75808482
if you kicked the crap out of him, i'm sure he still does. i remember old arch rivals and shit.

T.J. "Future HOFer" Rivera

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can we actually win a game today please

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>>75808588
fuk off youve won 3 eries in this decade.

i'm still waiting

>>75808588
Doesn't look like it San Fagcisco

>>75808588
NO.

based bruce!

>BBruce

Keep on being shit San Fucksisco. You're only making the Dodger's division lead bigger.

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Oh baby.

>nunez

topkek!

2-0

>gints

>gints getting Walked on

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>giants are so shit even reyes is getting hits

> rags and mest play on the same night
> fml

This defense is embarrassing

so weird seeing the giants be so bad. they used to beat us a lot every year

W-why couldn't we do this 2016 game 163

>>75808721
hey thar misuta metto, we thought you comitted sudoku. where ya been.

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I'm a Mestbro, but I lol'd.

kek, dickey has the most losses in the league since we traded him. That has to be the greatest trade of all time.

>>75808737
finals. i watched a couple of games while studying but couldn't find the time to post here

>>75808741
I don't get it, who are those people?

>>75808762
ah, gotcha. well good to see ya and good luck with finals.

Rene Rivera is hitting .333 this season.

>>75808749
Travis d'Arnaud has averaged 70 games played per season over his first four and Noah Syndergaard is gonna be out for 2+ months.

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http://m.mlb.com/news/article/229270272/giants-mark-melancon-on-dl-with-arm-injury/?topicId=27118122

>NEW YORK -- The San Francisco Giants announced Tuesday that they placed closer Mark Melancon on the 10-day disabled list with a mild right pronator strain. A corresponding move will be made Wednesday.

Before yesterday, did any of my fellow Metsfags have a single clue that the Giants had the worst record in the league?

haha fuck why is Ronny outside?

>>75808801
Lmaoing at the Vagiants go Dodgers.

the hell is ron doing sitting in the seats and not in booth.

>Early offense
>4-0 lead

What timeline is this?

>>75808798
And? Syndergaard was the best qualifying pitcher last season and was playing by far the best this year before getting injured, and travis is well-above average offensively, meanwhile dickey has been shite since we traded him. We still have both of them for a few more years

>>75808829
i have been very aware. i pay attention to all standings. i expected yesterday's game to start off like this one.

>>75808850
the one where >we give up a 5 spot in the middle of the game

>smarja with an era of 4.50

god damn where did it all go so wrong for him. he was pretty good in Athletics

that's a pretty good pitch count for wheeler

>>75808936
Yeah this is feeling like a good start so far

>>75808896
I was starting to get high hopes for this guy. He pitched great in his last start against the dodgers

>>75808936
Just want 6 innings. Tired of extra innings, dead arms and rain delays fucking up with our bullpen

>>75808896
He literally cannot stop giving up solid contact even if his life depended on it

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>big sexy will never text you

>>75808774
Two dildos who used to host talk shows.
(wait, is Geraldo back on the air? I forget)

Shots fired at Darryl Strawberry.

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>you now remember Harvey getting BTFO, dodging the media, and leaving darnaud to answer questions

>>75808994
And they're "dildos." I'm guessing, because you disagree with them politically?

Harvey looks sad he isnt watching >rags


>dat hustle double
CONFORTOOO

Confy double!!

Oof, and I was just worrying that Conforto was gonna start slumping now

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god conforto is so fucking good. 11 pitch at bat

also what is up with keith's suit?

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

RIVERA! B2B DUBS!

5-0!

Lmao the Giants are trash piss.

T.J. "Future HOFer" Rivera

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>>75809117

>shark

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>>75809137
>>75809117

is this the birth of TJ/Shakira posting?

>>75809117
>>75809137
https://youtu.be/mVnoNpncfh0 is his actual walk-up song, but I like Shakira plenty.

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>>75809170
i certainly hope so! i legit love shakira.

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>tfw T.J. is inevitably going to go back to the bench when Assdribble and Duda are healthy

Trade Duds with Harvey for whatever. Throw in D'Arnaud since he's always hurt.

Start TJ at first till Dom is up. Start Rene and Plawecki. Fuck overpaid and always injured veterans who don't give a shit about this team.

>>75809174
ya, we were talkin about that the other day, i know it's a sample and i'ts not hips don't lie that is the walk up, but hey. shakiposts sound like a fun new photoshoop project for me to work on.

>>75809174
>>75809194

lets keep it to shakira

>>75809198
Absolutely not, but we should be starting TJ over reyes at this point once are infield is replenished

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>>75809174
eww fuck that.

Shakira ft. Wyclef Jean is better and recognized

>>75809230
Duda is a free agent at the end of the year. D'Arnaud will undeservedly be awarded 6+ million in arbitration. Get rid of them while you still can, and before your forced to pay mediocre vets tons if money.

>>75809262
Duda is a very good 1B, better than Rivera at both defense and offense, and dom smith won't be ready by the end of this year (and certainly won't be as good as Lucas regardless). The player the management wanted to trade was Granderson but that's not gonna happen since he's garbo. I don't think we'll be selling off any starting players this year

D'arnaud is extremely valuable, no way in hell we trade him. Also none of these guys are vets, I don't know why you keep calling them that

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shakiraposting is now /ourgirl/

Just like that San Poopsisco """"fans"""" are nowhere to be found.

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Here's one, gotta save em for TJ hits

Shakira is ugly

maybe this is the start where wheeler gets out ot the 5th inning

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>>75809428
don't worry, i have a folder with hundreds of shakira pics, lots of them wallpapers and other high res goodies.

>>75809476
your eyes are broken.

And Granderson continues to be useless, can't wait until Cespedes is back and Grandy gets benched

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>>75809590
>Terry's face when Cespy, Grandy, Bruce OF with Confy on bench

>>75809686
Even Terry isn't dumb enough to do that

Bruce Bochy is a horrible manager. Worst manager to win a ring.

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what did she mean by this?

>>75809197
>tfw elite trade-bait
We could get a solid 7 man, maybe even a better set-up than Reed

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>>75808588
lolno

damn that's actually very close

>>75809717
It means hes a pussy, but not as much of a pussy that eats his pizza with a fork

I still hate Pence for that one game two years ago where he made that play

>>75809711
The past has proven he is dumb enough for anything but I'm optimistic enough to believe Grandy will be benched. His money is on the books whether he's playing or not and it's his last year here. He sucks so bad, just fucking bench him already.

>>75809761
thats what we generally think here, you usually just fold the pizza slice and let it drip if it's too oily. i just wasn't sure if there was an underlying gag i wasn't getting that they decided to show that sign.

BUSTED

>>75809717
Wait why would you pat your pizza, did he get it wet or something

>>75809717
>>75809835
I think the implication is Pence uses napkins to dry his pizza slices of excess grease.

>>75809835
cause alot of times you get a slicve that's very oily/drippy/runny. its' generally considered prissy/faggy to use a napkin to dab it off the top. i duno, its a nyc culture thing, or something. its like eating a snickers with a knife and fork; there's seinfeld jokes about this kinda shit.

>>75809835
it's the fence-sitter play of pretending to be conscientious about your health while eating fucking pizza

>>75809886
Why would one do that, I literally don't get it

Do you dry ice cream for excess creaminess

>>75809894
eat a snickers with a knife and a fork? what the fuck are you talking about am I in crazy land today

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SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

T.J. "Future HOFer" Rivera

>>75809937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxB-H6f3crY

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Mad at the Mets?

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ran into captha probs, late shakira pic

>>75810073
That's clearly a gag based on how ridiculous that would be in real life, no one does that in real life.

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@75810134
fuk off fgt. no doubt a gints fan fishing for (you)s by acting stupid

>>75810209
Good post. I assume you're the same "cubs" fan from yesterday

only two hits given up all game, nice

>>75810265
Wheeler is elite

>weekday afternoon game
I'm the only real Giants fan here today it seems, and I'm cleaning while the game's on instead of shitposting about candy bars and latina singers with you mestfolk

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>>75810328
orly? i'm cleaning also, shitposting, shakiposting, photoshooping, and doing pushups every time reyes fucks up. HOW BOW DAH.

OC for you. i will eventually get around to making all hats for every other team.

>>75810328
You are the only Giants fan left in existence after your miserable fanbase jumped onto the Dodgers' winning tradition.

>>75810328
You don't cut your snickers bars, right? I'm not going crazy, right?

I think Ron having a mic in the crowd makes the PA and stadium music louder. Hopefully that motivates them to quiet it.

>>75810390
Nope.

>>75810383
You have the humor of an old man, old man.

@75810388
>puta madres

gotta be his last inning. great game though, cool that it's against his old team as well

think they'll try to get another inning out of Wheeler?

>>75810582
>>75810209

>@

Please go back to twitter or wherever the fuck you crawled out of

>>75810583
Every time I think of how much more he could have helped the team than Beltran did, I remember 2012 and 2014 and those thoughts evaporate with the flutter of a butterfly's wings.

>>75810328

I lost my laptop so I can't stream

Have to follow the game on at-bat

>>75810590
>95 pitches

nah. wouldnt want to bring in say a runner on 2nd one out situation. best to try for 3 clean innings with 3 relievers

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Just got this email.

>rags

@75810624
>he hands out (you)s like candy on halloween
>his (you)s are worthless

>>75810647
if that means you're on your phone, /r/mlbstreams

>>75810745

>Streaming on a tiny ass screen

Literally why even bother

>>75810745
Did you just direct someone to Reddit? You can kill yourself at any time, friend.

>>75810763
because he's resorted to at-bat

>>75810782
it's the only consistently useful thing about that shithole

Who did Ronny piss off?

Temperature dropping and he's still outside

>>75810647
i'd suggest hopping into a sports bar or bar&grill place to have a beer and watch the game but, who am i kidding. none of us leave our houses. but there's streams out there if all you have is phone.

>>75810882
He said shit on air yesterday

god i wish we had a real 3B. maybe we can trade for one

I think I worked at the school in the Mets Snapchat story.

>>75810919
We do he's just dead

But seriously, if Wright is never gonna play baseball again we should try and buy Machado when he hits FA

>>75810894

No bars near me

>>75810973
Keith Hernandez will be replacing Michael Kay before you fags ever get your hands on Machado. He is official Yankees property.

CONFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>does this guy know who he's replying to?
>I'm Keith Hernandez

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GOATFORTO

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conforGOD

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who /confortable/ here

>>75811053
No, Shark, I am not.

>>75811003
If yankees fans were right about anything, the 2109 yankees would have trout, harper, dark knight harvey, a resurrected fernandez, and now apparently manny machado

>Jeff "8 ip of 1 run ball 1 night, 6 runs in 7 the next" smarjiza

>>75811112
I haven't been wrong yet. I predicted the Subway Series of 2000 and the Yankees World Series loss of 2001.

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>>75811106

>walgreens just took a 3 run lead

sheeeet

>>75811149
Quit dancing and get your head in the game, Samardzija.

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>>75811196

>>75811217
>that was 3 years ago.

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>>75811186
The curly "W" now stands for "Watergate"

Sharks don't even have legs

>>75811217
You're not even supposed to be here, Melancon.

>>75811244
Yes they do. Go outside

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>>75811244
>>75811252
>>75811233

Mets minor leaguers today:

Brandon Nimmo: 2-5, 2B, 1 RBI
Amed Rosario: 2-6, 3 RBI
Dominic Smith: 4-5, 2 2B, 3 RBI
Luis Guillorme: 2-5
Patrick Mazeika: 3-4, 2B, 1 RBI
Wuilmer Becerra: 3-4, 2 RBI

and duda hit a homer

It's just an o-odd year r-right guys?
;_;

>>75811284
Rest in piss VaGiants.

What does it even mean to make the ass clap? Is that like the sfx of doggy style?

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Fugg lads. Just got home. Looks like I missed a good old ass kicking.

About to make love to this 53rd and 6th street combo platter

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>>75811327

>>75811284
Before the start of the 2014 season I started calling it the even-numbered year dynasty and called them going .500 on the decade in the general.

I'm going to go ahead and amend that to mean they go back-to-back in 2018 and 2019.

>>75811327
that sounds delish. i'm bout to make some sammiches.

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reminder that the new york cosmos are the official divegrass team of the new york mets

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>>75811353
platters are GOAT but every time I buy I feel like I'm funding ISIS. oh well

>>75811262

Maybe YOU should go outside

Or turn on NatGeo once in awhile

>>75811389
that looks like shit bro. looks like chewed out shawerma and falafel

>>75811407
What are you talking about? You trying to tell me sharks don't have legs?

You must've done well in 7th grade biology.

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based jerry

>>75811389
looks like a garbage plate

>>75811425
leave him be; he's just trolling
poorly, might I add

>>75811389
good shit.

>>75811421
>>75811462
>what is mexican take out in nyc

>>75811485
Yeah I was getting a little worried /sp/ was going /x/-tier on me.

First patting pizzas, then eating snickers with utensils, and now you're trying to talk to me about legless sharks? Come on.

>>75811508
are you saying thats mexican food? is this a joke? that plate looks like shit bro.

>>75811508
garbage plate is a regional thing in Rochester
looks a lot like your picture except with macaroni salad

Saw that sign about Pence dabbing his pizza. If you don't do that you're a maniac.

>>75811550
i'm sorry you don't have the awesome and convenience of having take out from amazing restaurants. take out goes in those little aluminum things with a lid and i apologize deeply for it's presentation, but you could take the most beautiful looking plate and shove it into one of those and it will look the same.

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>the announcers on Sny right now

>>75811601
thats funny because i work in a french restaurant and use those sames aluminum plates with the translucent lid and i can tell you that whatever dish you throw in there should still be well plated. that not only looks shit, but its plated like shit, and surely tastes like shit and i love shawarma

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TJ gettin busy!

jesus christ what the fuck happened to your team jint fans

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>>75811677
this is not the same dish as the guy who posted it, but cramming this into a take out tin will not end up pretty no matter what you do. but please enlighten us on how to have gordon ramsay plating in a fucking takeout container.

>people thought our bullpen was bad

You guys need to see what's happening to the lillies are marlels tonight

>>75811766
lookin like tasty enchiladas desu

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

>all of these foul balls

Is Conforto, dare I say it, Derek Jeter now?

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>>75811837
indeed. the point was, prying to dump this into a takeout thing isn't gonna come out lookin like this. i loves me some tres enchiladas.

>>75811720

Bum is kill, nobody can hit, and our entire bullpen collapsed

>>75811879
He's way better and not black

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what did Granderson mean by this?

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>>75811890
and also does not have herpes.

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>>75811766
Here. Looks the same. Point is you're rating shit food. Who even serves pita in the same container over the tiziki sauce?

>montero in the 9th
panic

>>75811952
pretty sure those were tortillas, not pita sir. whatever. we gotta worry bout montero right now.

>>75811999
whoops, familia** was reading the thread there.

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TJJJJJJJJJJJJ

TJ proving his worth yet again

Aw that one kid chanting let's go giants. Blissfully unaware of how shit his team really is.

WOOOOOOOT!!!

gg giants. see you fuckers tomorrow. 1:10PM GAME TOMORROW.

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.500 BABY

THANK YOU BASED WHEELER

WE MEDIOCRE NOW

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thanks fām

good series so far

>>75811999
I haven't even posted in your little conversation, but what about "funding ISIS" signals to you "Mexican food?" Besides, just look at it. The Mexican food where you live must be a joke.

gg mest
Prepare your asses for the sweep tomorrow.

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Series finale (game #3) is a getaway game (travel after)

... tomorrow at 1:10 PM ET | 10:10 AM PT


Tommy Milone will be the starter instead of Rafael Montero.