Stipe Miocic vs. Junior dos Santos
Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Jessica Andrade
Demian Maia vs. Jorge Masvidal
Frankie Edgar vs. Yair Rodríguez
Henry Cejudo vs. Sergio Pettis
jj and maia by ko or sub any round is @$10 boys
>>75808061
fake
Just a lil heeminder
>geee es pee will lose to Bisping
>>75808084
Our numbers grow stronger every day.
>>75808061
miocic
jedrzejczyk
masvidal
edgar
cejudo
>>75808101
:) I'm glad I don't have to post it every time
Also this is a top head
Eugene S. Robinson
>>75808084
>>75808139
Where my Meek head at you goofball?
E M I L
W E B E R
M E E K
>>75808146
the smartest man in MMA
Henri Hooft stayed in the octagon when the johnson decision was announced.
he left because rumble left, confirmed.
You are the biggest loser on /heem/
>>75808052
Upcoming events:
Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired
5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
Previous thread: >>75800932
News:
>Vitor joins Tristar
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/vitor-belfort-joins-tristar-gym-montreal-ufc-212-final-fight
>Matt Hughes eyes UFC return
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/8/15583594/matt-hughes-ufc-return-wont-fight-younger-kids-like-tyron-woodley-mma
>Li Jingliang vs Jonathan Meunier added to UFC FN 111
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/jonathan-meunier-vs-li-jingliang-ufc-fight-night-111
reminder that mma is an absolutely fedora tier interest unless you train. that means both martial arts training and weight lifting. if you're some scrawny little nerd like that faggot in the embedded video or some out of shape pussy who thinks he's tough because he got a blue belt in jew jitsu, you don't belong here, you make the sport look bad, and it's overall just embarrassing to be associated with your kind
Any one want one of these for their fightfu? These are fun to make
Vitor my name is vitor I want victory
>>75808155
[autism intensifies]
>>75808195
is there one with paige?
>>75808194
Post bicep with timestamp tough guy
>>75808220
Coming up my man, let me know if you have a color preference
>>75808206
It's a Scandinavian brand of autism outsiders don't understand.
>>75808139
:)>>75808079
>>75808224
sup bro? got something to say?
You now remember Jon Jones cried like a little bitch after he got caught cheating
>>75808255
Looking nice solid and thick. Please keep us posted on your progress,wanna see how thick ya can really get.
>>75808182
I can't even put my appreciation of your devotion to /heem/ in words, so I thought I'd write a little poem.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No one makes rad OPs
Like our own sperg do
i want to impregnate Andrade so badly
she THICC
So which fight are you genuinely looking most forward to at 211 /heem/? Even if it's just for memes
Weekday /heem/ is so slow and sad
>>75808301
That's fucking beautiful, lad.
>>75808330
The card is loaded as fuck can't wait
>>75808330
1. Rodriguez vs Edgar
2. Miocic vs Dos Santos
3. Maia vs Masvidal
4. Jotko vs Branch
5. Alvarez vs Pourier
>>75808061
Junior dos Santos
Joanna Jedrzejczyk
Demian Maia
Frankie Edgar
Henry Cejudo
R8 me
>>75808334
based spain, thanks
>>75808301
DC is perfect husbando material
>>75808378
Hes unironically fat and ugly
>"""people""" unironically believed Poonaldo "Cacare" Pooza deserved a title shot
Stipe Miocic :)
>>75808330
Maia vs Masvidal. I want to see that buttscooting human blanket get heemed out of a title shot and right into retirement. I would love to see his cucked "deep and emotional" facebook post afterwards.
JUST BLEEEED
>>75808390
i love jacare mocking, i just love it, it makes me grin bigly!
>>75808389
hes cool tho
Beg me
Which strawweight in the UFC is your fav?
>>75808441
you
which fighter has the best dog?
>>75808468
>>75808468
which ever one has a german shepherd
>>75808480
>FREE AND OPEN TO THE PUBLIC
and yet "people" still steal ppvs and fightpass
>>75808480
I would watch the heck out of a Villante and Steepay buddy cop show.
>>75808389
he's not ugly
>>75808480
she looks like a young egyptian pharaoh
Just spoke to Marc Diakese on the gram
Has Joanna Jedrzejczyk's chin deteriorated?
>>75808468
is that Rose support dog for when Pat Barry rapes her?
>>75808582
How's the missus doing?
>>75808468
Arlo
>>75808755
Been my boy since bully beatdown. Why is HW such a harsh mistress
who is the most powerful manlet in the ufc?
joanna getting knocked out. too many long fights, she got smacked by karolina last time. bet on her losing by stoppage.
>>75808906
goob
was that a slip or did karolina drop rose too lol
>>75808906
Cody
In all of mma? probably Patricky
>>75808929
dont say that
>>75808778
>ThatOneCodyFan
>>75808220
Here you go my guy
Anyone use ladbrokes? It still ain't letting you bet on 211
>>75808949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDVt4TVJT1g
hi i'm rose and wtf is a clinch
>>75808963
igor vovchanchyn is probably the GMOAT
>>75808906
>>75809002
oh my gosh anon. that is adorable :3
>>75808220
Whoops, saved as png by mistake. Left the head setting on
>>75809013
this
>>75809005
I love that division, as long as you're mentally tough you can get hit with 100 clean shots the jaw and still be in the fight.
Holloway
>>75809133
You tripled the file size m8
>>75809073
LOL two literally fake champions who got destroyed by Conor, dude Conor didn't even have a knee max is an ugly mother fucker and his wife has ass implants
>>75809073
is karolina going to get destroyed? i dont think i can watch that fight 2bh ;(
>>75809178
>his wife has ass implants
source?
>>75809133
How the fuck did you almost quadruple the file size you donk
>>75808929
I think andrade rocks her then submits her
>>75809227
her pictures
no one with an IQ over 50 thinks her ass is natural
>>75809160
>>75809246
Why is that a bad thing?
>>75809227
Why do men have trouble identifying this in 2017? It's not even a virgin nonvirgin thing. Actually the weirdos on GIF can probably spot it as easily as they guys who do the medical procedures.
>>75809298
Just wondering how you function on a daily, mate
>>75809178
Fluke win and didn't destroy Max
Both would destroy Conor now
Except Jose
And Max
>>75808195
Requesting one for Agnieszka Niedzwiedz.
>>75809313
I improved the quality you down sizzle
>>75809335
>>75809348
I'm not seeing it
>>75809030
Cynthia looking bigg
>>75808330
Heavyweight title fights are always the most important of fights.
>>75809345
I can't find any nice high res pics of her to do it. She's gonna do photoshoots for Invicta FC 23 so if you remind me after those go up next week I'll do it. Just make the request in a thread an ill probably see it
>>75809394
Why are you such a hater m8? Tuss is fat
>Michael Bisping is still the Middleweight Champion of the World
>>75808330
Yair v Frankie is my number one. I've been hyped for this ever since it was announced. Maia v Masvidal is a close second.
>>75808569
She absolutely does. Confirmed Ancient Egyptians were Baltics.
>>75809484
Tuss is thicc, not fat
>>75809484
Why arent you in jail yet, weirdo?
>>75809536
the fighter that killed the most exciting division
>>75809650
>most exciting division
You're just lying now
LW and WW best divisions casual
>>75809642
Because I'm jot the weird on here. You are
>>75809484
Nonce loser
>>75809688
Cant even spell right you fucking pedo loser
>>75809642
Really don't get why you think he's a pedophile
>>75809673
>mousasi, rockhold, romero, whittaker, silva, THICC better than masvidal man, bigger rigg
>tiramissweight, le never fighting again man, tony?
>masvidal and ????
>>75808390
Chris Camozzi is a beast
>>75808061
JDS
Andrade
Maia
Yair
Cejudo
>>75808061
Stipe
Joanna
Masvidal
Edgar
Cejudo
>>75809448
Will do, thanks.
>>75809853
based doggo
>>75808390
Jacare beat Chris Camozzi TWICE??
DANG what a legend!
>>75809764
>conor
>never fighting again man
>he still puts rockhold on there though
>>75809764
>THICC better than masvidal ma
who
>>75810051
mousasi thinks rockhold is the hardest fight in the division m8
>>75810024
He subbed Mousasi you loser
>>75810092
What does that have to do with him fighting again? Also Moose is stupid then YOELITO is the hardest fight in the division for him. If chris was taking him down with ease than yoel is gonna put on a clinic
>>75810100
Oh for sure
>>75810051
>lmao just fight romero or mousasi but no guarantee of a title shot because we might do some more mandrama shit
fuck off you danacuck, he said he'd do it for an interim shot
>>75810079
right here ese
>>75810147
Yoel barely wrestles
>>75810100
Time Boetsch is a tough match up 100%
>>75810150
>>75810201
SEETHING
Oh he also subbed Robbery Lawler
>>75808061
Stipe
Andrade but not sure
Maia
Yair
Cejudo
for sure I've been a YUGE masvidal fan, since strikeforce my man 100%
>>75810166
>wants more interim belts
>i'm the danacuck
Okey boy
>>75810210
For sure Francis Carmont was one tough fight my guy
>>75810210
>robbie lawler with hair
Also To be Franklin, he was getting pieced up and ROCKED by robbie beforehand
welp its about time for me to take real picks but the fake picks is getting responses so i guess i'll wait until the next thread
>>75810224
dana doesnt want to do an interim belt because it will expose his mandrama gsp matchmaking. if gsp was so confident he'd fight ANYONE thats the mw champ but no, he came running when he saw a weak chickenshit champion
fucking moron
>>75810247
>>75810249
BOILING
Oh 100% ive been a Jacare guy since he was piecing up greats like Bristol Marunde in Strikeforce, homeboy
Why GSP fighting at 185 though?
>>75810266
I'm not though, I just jumped in your bitchfight with the schaub loser to make a fair point
for sure ive been a maiavidal fan ever since wonderboy lost the second time my guy, 100% true fan right here
>>75810279
Time to close that sherdog tab my autistic friend.
>>75810279
For sure I'd love to see a Camozzi rubber match
>>75810288
He is describing himself my guy
>>75810266
Relax my guy it's just words on a screen
>>75810262
STEAMED
>>75810298
Tim Boetsch is a MOTHERFUCKER homeboy
>>75810315
>>>/asp/ dork
you can jack off to the owner there
oh for sure my man i've been a whittaker guy since he was getting heemed by undersized welterweights my dude, 100%
>>75808061
Stipe Miocic
Joanna Jedrzejczyk
Demian Maia
Frankie Edgar
Henry Cejudo
they should do GSP vs Tyrone now
>>75810262
I still don´t fucking understand why they didn´t book GSP vs Anderson. It doesn´t make any kind of sense. It would DEMOLISH the ppv numbers of Bisping vs GSP and it would let the division move along nicely. Instead we hold up the division for potentially 3 years if GSP fucking wins.
>>75808061
Stipe
Joanna
Maia
Frankie
Pettis
For sure I've been a Masvidal fan since his first sparring session bee
oh for sure Bruce Leroy is a mother fucker my guy, and dont get me started on bj penn, the lw GOAT.
fwonkie is in a lot of trouble my man, yair is beast for sure
>>75810344
And Jacare got knocked out by this bloated Welterweight! How sad!
>>75810363
>It would DEMOLISH the ppv numbers of Bisping vs GSP
Would it really? enlighten me I'm probably a casual
For sure PEDgar looked really good in that 29-28 decision against Jeremy Stephens my guy.
100% I put my money on him when he fought Urijah Faber at -500 odds and for sure I got rewarded for it my guy
Peaches are a beast 100%
>>75810364
yeah, i'm pretty sure he's just responding to himself. I'm not gonna take these picks now anyway tho so its fine
>>75810363
>implying anderson wont get the next shot at whoever wins out of gsp and bisping because muh legend
why gsp fighting 185 tho?
>>75808061
Stipe
JJ
BackPackAttack
Edgar
See Who Doe
>>75810376
How long until PUNISHED PIGG with his 3 steaks absolutely WHOOPS, SLEEPS, and FLUSHES jacare?
>>75810406
oh for sure yair was piecing up bj my guy, 100% beast
>>75810430
After Poopoopee's defining trilogy fight with Chris Camozzi
>>75810363
>I still don´t fucking understand why they didn´t book GSP vs Anderson
Because GSP will not accept the fight.
>>75810387
Are you that casual? I´m following the sport for just 1 year now and even I know the relevance of GSP vs Anderson.
>>75808061
Steepay
Joanna
Masvidal
Frankie
Pettis
>>75810415
>>75810364
I post them in the hope real picks guy will see them and add them to his
>>75808255
>Not cultivating mass first
Fucking plebian
>>75810442
PEDgar had a close fight with BJ Penn that he arguably lost LMAO
>>75810465
Only 1 year?
You sausage slurping kraut faggot
You guys realise you can be a 205er and not a casual right?
I feel like you guys don't know what casual means
>>75810465
a year is more than enough to figure the draw of gsp v silva, about a month into getting into mma i already knew what the deal was with those two
>>75810485
oh for sure bj slipped in their third fight my guy, he was landing some teeps and octagon control for sure 100%
Based Jacare 2bh
*furiously rubs face*
ARE YOU STEEPOIC
>>75808778
Because if you don't have a chin you get heem'd
>>75810517
Oh for sure PEDgar will be too fast for Yair my guy
>>75810471
its too likely that the guy is just spamming picks responses to himself
>>75810286
for sure gsp will DESTROY tyrone
>>75810551
for sure fwonkie is older too my man, he's done my guy, stick a spoon in him for sure
>>75810212
If you aren't 100% sure, you're goofed before you start
>>75809764
>bigger rigg
>>75810519
>Betting tens of thousands on MMA
Do people actually do this shit!?
>>75810471
Just wait it out, don't feed the troll
>>75810579
for sure PEDgar has been working his striking with Mark Henry and will be like a surgeon in there picking Yair apart 100%
Damn DC blew jon the fuck out and nobody mentions how broken he left him
>https://youtu.be/CwWq4uG7sUo
>skip to 12:30
>>75810627
I think you'd be surprised.
>Tito Ortiz won $75000 on Amanda Nunes beating Ronda
>>75810445
Then fuck him. If he wants to fight in the UFC he will take non title fights. I´m dumbfounded how incredibly stupid it is from the economical perspective the whole decision was. For one moderately big PPV number they run the risk of holding up a very established and exciting division. A dead middleweight division hurts the UFC in the long run.
wtf is this shit
>Being obsessed with me
Lmao.
>>75810567
>you fucking baboon
based Spain
The loser is back here blogging at 3 am in the morning for his /heem/ friend simulator.
Very sad!
Fwonkie
>>75810649
Well that one at least makes sense.
MMA is probably the least predictable combat sport on the planet, I like to bet on it for fun and all but 10k+? That's just being an idiot
LOL Based WW GOAT
what was he thinking in this moment?
>Keeping track of my timezone
Obsessed lmao.
>>75810666
Satanic trips of truth, mind you.
Really not a fan of heems pick bro, seems to be slacking
>>75810792
>Cecil
>thinking
>>75808195
One for Andrade?
>>75810774
>tfw ww goat has /heem/ boyhopping faster than a kardashian in an nba team bus
>>75810835
Based fucking T-GOD
Brb watching Prison Break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j6RT3CDIMw
Embedded, ya'll.
>Literally obsessing over me
Lol.
valerie laternou must be the angriest person on the planet right now
>>75810792
>DONT VOGUE
>DONT VOGUE
>DONT VOGUE
>Fuck it I'm finally doing it tonight, I already have the gun in my bedside drawer, don't be a pussy this time
did the rules change for posting a thread?
i tried to shitpost a thread but it never showed up
H8rs btfo again!
>>75810858
>>75810858
>>75810859
Schaub throwin shade
what event was this?
>>75810896
WEW
Fuck I thought it was wednesday and TUF was on
>>75810902
>w-wonderboi
>literally next timing
HAHAHAHAHA
>>75810902
How can one champ be so BASED?
which one of you was this?
>>75810913
>>75810886
does he know?
>>75810858
>tfw WW GOAT has /heem/ spergs boyhopping faster than Taylor Swift right before a yuge single drops
>>75810990
Schaub IS CoralSprings
>>75810976
Nobody Here Would Say That.
>>75811005
WHO GOT MY BACK
>>75811005
DILF
>>75810886
Does he post here?
>>75810965
Why aren't there Masvidal fans on that pic?
Stay obsessed.
Beg me lmao.
>>75811048
Would that really be surprising to anyone?
>>75811048
>>75810990
I wish he would post here I hope you guys wouldn't be rude
>>75811058
here's the updates version>>75811062
>Brutal Bobby isn't my boy anymore cause mean ol' T-WOOD heemed him
Lol just imagine
>>75811058
masvidal doesnt have fans, It's all anti-tyron dorks
>>75811151
For sure I've been a masvidal fan since strikeforce days my guy, stay in your lane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j6RT3CDIMw
SHUT UP YOU SLOBS IT'S EMBEDTIME
>>75811095
oh for sure my guy, I definitely wouldn't post my hilarious pictures of schaub getting KO'd 100% that wouldn't be beast at all
anyone have webm of Tyrone getting laid the fuck out by Marquardt?
Could be wrong but are judges dismissing wrestling and grappling a lot recently? Like in Joe vs Marcin?
I can kind of see Frankie over wrestling and them giving the decision to Yair over some fancy kicks or something even if he gets beat up on the ground
>>75811178
here you go
>>75811178
>>75811184
Only happens in states where the new rules aren't in effect
>>75811199
>>75811178
I got you pham
>>75811184
for sure ive been a YUGE nate fan since then my guy
>>75811209
thank you based croatia
>>75811167
You're late as fuck, dummy >>75810866
>>75811167
worst embedded ever 2bh
>>75811209
Anyone have this in 720?
>>75811237
???
haha oh my god!! what on earth was Tyrone thinking?
>Anything except losing to this one dude. There was this one man I said he could not lose to and he lost to that man.
ROFL
i think the entire right side of the card wins at ufc 211
>>75811235
WTF I HATE ROBBIE NOW
DAMAGE CONTROL
STUD RADIO live in 45 minutes, we shall see if Adan redeems himself
>>75811296
What are you gonna do if Rory gets heem'd by Daley?
>>75811310
For sure the second greatest WW fight of all time, the 1st being Tyrun vs Steven 2
Why isnt StudBoy streaming? right now?
>>75811276
Here you go friend.
>>75811340
Trigger people by posting webms such as these non-stop lel.
I've liked Rory for a very long time.
>>75811380
fuck tyrone, masdiva finna heem his black ass
>>75811276
>>75811296
>>75811341
>boy a boy that deletes your boy(rory)
>unboy that boy because he loses
>immediately boy hop the guy who the champ fights next
>n-next time
>now has ptsd to commit to a boy
has a fighter ever BTFO someone this hard?
>Anything except losing to this one dude. There was this one man I said he could not lose to and he lost to that man
>>75811380
I see that Tyrone is a bottom
>>75811399
Wouldn't know about that.
>>75811413
See >>75811380
>MMA math
>Pretending webm related didn't happen
>Obsessed
Lol.
>>75811474
sorry that no one cares about rory roidery's pimpled bellator ass famalamia
>>75811471
Considering he's raising a kid that isn't his, I wouldn't be surprised.
Such a shame that Roidry McDonalds had to leave the UFC with USADA in full effect and will never be a UFC champion! Many questions left unanswered! Bad!
>Accusations of steroids to save face
Lol, pathetic.
*GADOOSH*
>Anything except losing to this one dude. There was this one man I said he could not lose to and he lost to that man
>>75811518
>unironically getting teep'd and octagon controlled for 25 minutes
usada bless
>>75811566
For sure those imanari rolls were doing real damage to wonderboy
>>75811546
>being so shook by a fighter that you unboy someone and dickride a guy who embarsses your main boy for a whole year
b-but that one time tho!!
quick, someone post the webm of wonderboy meme'ing all over tyron
>>75811643
See >>75811380
>Flat out lying out of obsession
Lol.
For sure I'll let my teeps go in the 3rd fight and be loose
anybody got the webm of wonderboy heeming tyron like he said he was going to?
You guys like this?
>>75811689
>boying lawler after he heems your boy
>unboy lawler after he loses to the great trigger
>boy wonderboy after he memes on your boy
>n-next time
>still hasn't picked a boy yet
>th-that one time!
your ass must be sore spain, all that boyhopping must have done a number on your asshole just like Usada with rory mcroidy
>>75811748
did not see that coming, GADOOSH!
>>75811724
right here famalam
>>75811756
>Literally strawmaning and lying your way out of the fact that you've been outed for being obsessed with me
Lol.
Sorry for revvin him up (again), lads.
>>75811804
sad!
>>75811784
For sure one more teep and that would be the fight
100% Big John could have stopped it right there
>>75811756
Go easy on him fella, he's still seething from UFC 201
lmao i owned spain the first day he ever came on /heem/ and he's been pretending to be me ever since. pretty pathetic
>>75811748
>>75811783
Maybe fixed size, not sure
Watch my oc lads
>>75811518
Such a sight to behold Al Iaquinta copying the posting style of Donald J Trump! A lot of conclusions to be drawn from this! Wow!
>>75811853
lost a lot of respect for big john after that, how can he have such disregard for a fighters health is beyond me
>>75811860
hey man Im just looking out for him, boy hopping this blatantly is foul
>T-Wood (WW GOAT) h8ers latching onto a roider who just lost to Sam Alvey and a DELETED lellator fighter.
Will the soreness ever stop?
>sperg wars
At least for a few days heem was back like way back when
>>75811449
What is this meme?
>>75811996
this is a really fantastic heem, jake has so much forward momentum
>>75812026
Birthed out of an obsession with me. Sorry for the revvin' up, lad.
Daily reminder that Woodley is a literal cuck.
>When we signed our Boyhood™ contract....
>>75812061
Told you, lmao.
:O
So who is woidly fighting
>>75812162
>cuck means marrying a women with previous children now?
Respectfully, it literally does.
>>75812061
Remember the UFC embedded where he bought his wife's son a car?
>>75812214
Winner of gamebread maia or someone else
>>75812213
"literally"
this word literally has no meaning any more because of fags like you
>>75812213
Watch them jump mental hoops to justify that one.
/heem/ is hilarious.
>>75812260
I am literally inside your head, respectfully.
>>75812255
pretty much, strongly pro masvidal last few weeks so maia will win kek
>>75812162
yes
>>75812323
That's some fucked humour. Kinda like poking fun at an Ostrich for not being able to fly.
Cruel.
>There was this one man I said he could not lose to and he lost to that man.
>>75812375
I think maia wins 2 what are the odds
STUD RADIO IS ABOUT TO START
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHWJ25ricms
>>75812452
Somebody call in and say "heem" and ask how many people banged paige and cynthia.
Please
>>75812433
toss up, I think maia wins too
>>75812474
NO,
hey Bucholz, you have alot of animals at TAM including Cody,Uriah,Filli WHO ELSE FUCKED PAIGE?
>>75812452
Well I just checked and the link isn't available on their twitter or youtube pages yet.
Elliot and Stud Show confirmed for advertising on /heem/. No wonder slob boy dedicated a show to red pill talking points.
rate what i'm currently listening to
>https://youtu.be/FG1NrQYXjLU
>>75812548
fuck off faggot
>>75812530
no dude, Adan said he was going to call in and go full autismo for Tuss at the request of /heem/
>>75812517
lol I wrote that line. Somebody do it.
Or just go on some unintelligible rant with mma buzzwords.
>ya know
>it is what it is
>for sure
>>75812582
nothing wrong with billy idol m8
>>75812661
Besides his voice being garbage that wasn't even remotely mma related and was posted with a /v/ pic. At least try you fucking moron and say rate my walkout song
>>75812618
you forgot "realistically"
>>75812736
>rate my walkout song
this is what (YOU) look like, take a breather
>>75812742
Based JDS.
Wish neither of these guys would lose.
>>75812791
Rent free, dockdwarf
Have you fed bento today, /heem/?
>There was this one man and this man was a man a man I said he could not lose to the man and he lost to that man the man I said he could not lose to
Daily reminder that DC would heem stipe miopoo and junior poo pootos at the same time.
>>75812993
Adan! Tuss is LIVE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHWJ25ricms
>Anything except losing to this one dude. There was this one man I said he could not lose to and he lost to that man
>>75813045
Why always Adan? It is because of my flag? Bloody bastard racists.
>>75813046
this manlet is getting annoying. Don't you have to watch some crates or something? maybe use them baby hands to squeeze some more women's grip tools
>>75813099
no, you are the only canadian poster adan
PLEASE BUY THIS PAPERVIEW
>>75812750
>johny.jpg
it's funny how people sperg out over woodley when they didn't give a fuck about him before he was champ, sad!
>>75812993
reminder DC hasn't heemed anyone at 205
Peaches are a beast
>>75813172
Don't you get it? He heemed le brutal bobby blood orc who had heemed roidry and they didnt get their wonderbread vs brutal bobby dream fight which they'd spent all year building upto.
>>75813158
>4'11
>140 pounds
Keep laughing all the way to munchkin country
Woodleyfag, who are your favorite fighters aside from Woodley?
Thoughts on Bisping?
What time doe stud radio start?
>>75813206
Fatboys have more knockout power this is science. He beat a roided Bigfoot, he can stomp a deleted JDS and Poocic
>>75813234
he swung an overhand right like nobody has against robbie and caught him. woodley was going to knock out or get knocked out
>>75813260
it's live a potatoe is online
>>75813249
That's a very good question my man.
Mousasi
Barboza
Romero
Chiesa
El Cucuy
Charles Oliveira
Cirkunov
Kevin Lee
Steepay
Reem
>Thoughts on Bisping
Coward ducker
We all listening to Stud radio?
SCHAUB AND EDGY BTFO
Schaub BTFO!!!!!!!!!!! Bunghole licker!!!!
>>75812699
Kek ill recognize that nose anywhere
>>75813426
>he has good taste but likes pooley
In another time, maybe we could have been friends.
>>75813451
I am for sure my dood. Cheeto fingers ready at the keyboard.
GADOOSH'D
>>75813249
mousasi, werdum, cormier, ferguson, cruz.
bisping is a pussy just like gsp
why can't someone with a normal voice ever call in?
scottbro is cool lad
>>75813249
Shogun
Showtime
Ruthless
Bisbong decent fighter with top tier banter believe you me buddehh
>It's just really really poor people shittin out kids
t. Justin Bucholz
if you are able to listen to Clarence talk without cringing out you are a normie and dont belong here
i can't imagine how anyone could possibly dislike stipe
Is this the autist from last week who wanted to be friends on social media?
Oh man it is
>There was this one man I said he could not lose to and he lost to that man
>>75813867
I don't dislike Stiopcic but honestly his "jokes" on the embeddeds are cringey
>>75810364
burger king is sub pleb desu
>>75813920
Like when he hangs up on his wife? Shit is dumb.
well shit
>head coach
>10-15
>https://youtu.be/USbWvwLdB4A
>>75813867
im not anti-stipe as much as im pro-bento
F E E D
>>75813920
>>75813867
>stipoo
Stipe is lucky he is in heavyweight to land those lucky KO's. He has no headmovement and no boxing skill, shit wrestling and would flounder if he were in any other division.
>>75813867
I like him but I'm not big on Ohio after they boo'd based Werdum
>>75813986
his boxing is better than jds now wait n see famalam
CLEVELAND WE DID IT BABY
LIVE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHWJ25ricms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHWJ25ricms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHWJ25ricms
Is Kid Nate alright? Consecutive times he's missed IIDI
>Tfw the toughest man in hand to hand combat is a big goofball
>>75814040
>the guy who was getting lit up by Shane del Rosario has better boxing than JDS
Fuck off conair bandwagoner I see your flag. You aren't a true fight fan, when conroid retires you will be gone from my /heem/ guaranteed
>>75813867
Stipe tapped not my champ
girl is on stud radio camera right now
>>75814146
so you think JDS will win easily? this is /eire/ general btw canada has NO CHAMPS
adan won't call in he's SHOOK
>No Maiavidal in the embeddeds
>>75814278
Stipe got lit up by Shane del Rosario and KO'ed by fucking Struve. He has a good power in his right hand but he is the luckiest champion right now. He will get outclassed by JDS EASILY. also
>conner is a champion
True champions defend. Canada's champion will return. btw Ireland will never have a GOAT.
>>75814356
if maia wins they will probably just hire some goons to make him disappear
>>75814450
Hughes gsp 4?
>>75814450
neither will canada pal, you probably think george had good boxing too
steak destroyed your vaseline covered steroid boy
So what exactly is Silva's problem again? He was the one campaigning to fight GSP in a superfight event which would have held both their divisions in jeopardy.
But now that he's not a needle mover he's suddenly offended by the UFC's matchmaking policies.
so is canada gonna propose to tuss or what?
>>75814554
>George isn't the GOAT WW
connair bandwagoner and a Woodley fag huh?
>GSP had bad boxing
He has the best jab in MMA bud.
>hendricks
>implying GSP didn't win three rounds.
Ireland is dumb.
Tuss looking THICC in that fight life series
>>75811199
Where my Woodbros at????
studboy just destroyed Marcelo Garcia and competitive BJJ
BASED studboy
>>75814661
>GOAT WW
backtracking hmm
>best jab
kek
>won the fight
ok
hopefully when gsp comes back to get re-retired by bisping you will be less delusional
>>75814738
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/
>>75814661
>>implying GSP didn't win three rounds.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>bjj BTFO
>>75814701
right here senpai, gspfags on suicide watch
>>75814738
5'4
>let's watch cody hitting the pads and exercising for 30 minutes
getting tired of this self-fellating
>>75814818
This is all build up to the hilarity if TJ knocks him out though
>>75814760
>>75814752
GOAT WW, GOAT CHAMPION, GOAT MMA FIGHTER.
>let me just post kek instead of having a real argument
No one has a better jab than GSP.
>>75814792
Whats wrong with you?
>>75814831
forgot image
>>75814831
>he won three rounds
HAHAHAHAHA
>>75814889
1,3,5 GSP bud.
>>75814899
>1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75814942
>implying your boy almost didn't get that head ripped off by a guillotine
>losing 128 pounds
See there's hope for all you lardos after all.
>>75814963
Its funny because you know you are wrong.
I saw DDP and that guy on shark tank too. Then I torrented the yoga program and did it once.
>>75815000
Did you get any results?
>>75815040
When I said I did it once, I mean I did like one 30 minute session or what ever it was.
>>75814994
At the end of the day, GSP literally won the fight and Hendricks didn't. There was never another champion who had to tfight against the best of the best. GSP was dominant in a sharktank like no one else ever.
>Let's wrap it up I'm starving
Like the fourth week in a row this fat slob has pulled this shit. I really hate fat people.
>>75815000
>Then I torrented the yoga program and did it once.
>>75815068
Yup. I called about 10 minutes ago and they didn't pick up.
>>75815065
>>75815065
>GSP was dominant in a sharktank like no one else ever
correct
>There was never another champion who had to tfight against the best of the best
Incorrect
>GSP literally won the fight and Hendricks didn't
Incorrect
>>75815084
I didn't word the second properly whatever. GSP literally did. He is the GOAT.
>>75815127
The definition of a fight literally doesn't mention judges. GSP lost that fight, he got beat up.
>>75815127
>It was the right decision because he won
I love this meme
>>75815157
This is correct.
Stay mad nonGOAT-having CUNTries.
I'm so nervous this card will get cucked, lads.
Has anyone pulled out yet?
>>75815247
You've gotta ask your mother that question.
>>75815247
anyone from AKA on the card?
>>75815247
why even speak about it
>>75815272
Can you do an ariel helwani shopped to the merchant drawing?
>>75815289
i could but that wouldnt be very nice. also im pretty sure thats already been done
Dana white 5/6/2017
>“Bisping’s ready, willing and able to fight the actual No. 1 contender, who is Yoel Romero,” he said. “
is Dana going to force Bisping to fight Yoel with GSP saying he'll fight in after October or is there no going back for UFC?
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/6/15567424/dana-white-says-anderson-silva-will-not-be-granted-interim-title-shot-against-yoel-romero
>>75815373
dana is a cucked shill, fuck him, gsp, and most of all, fuck bisping and his pigeon faced redditor faggot son
>>75808061
jds
jj
whore hey
frankie
serg
How can anyone be excited for Stipe vs. JDS 2? Their first match was lame.
>>75815568
Yeah, heavyweights shouldn't even be a division anymore.
>le weak chinned gas fast as fuck lanklets
>>75815568
Bulgaria, when you are right you are left
there are people in this thread right now that aren't emily ducote fans
i can't imagine what it must be like to not be a /ducote/ fan
>>75815676
>>75815770
literally whomst'd?
>>75815787
the girl that's gonna beat Letourneau and solidify that Bellator has a better 125 WMMA division than the UFC's
watch out best fightfu coming through
....why does heem think stipe will beat JDS?
I need reasons. Not memes.
>>75815917
how do you know what heem thinks?
>>75815917
That fight might suck actually, I bet neither of them want to have a repeat of their slobberknocker first fight
>>75815932
Most folks on heem have been picking stipe to win
>>75815954
Idk looks like JDS really wants to be king shit again
>>75815961
>picks
those are fake my friend
what does /heem/ think of this man?
>>75815917
Stipe has improved while JDS chin has digressed.
>>75815991
MW NATTY GOAT
>>75809073
>>75809133
>when they make two of your boys fight
>>75815917
JDS has never been the same since Cain destroyed him. He went full econoreem against Rothwell, and I'm afraid he's gonna get heemed by Stipe in the 2nd
>>75815917
i think JDS is more talented but stipe fights with greater clarity. he's all see target, hit target while JDS just "fights." im not explaining it well.
>>75812181
Such a bummer of an end to a great fight. Wish Rory would have finished him.
>>75816064
He was up 3-1 at that point. That's what's truly sad!
>>75815854
Is that Miesha's little sister?
>>75816091
That's what you get for having a Jew nose I suppose.
>>75816060
Youre refering to what joe rogan calls "fight iq" I get it
>>75816017
>>75816006
Interesting sentiment
Gonna re-re-review a few fights from both of them
>>75808061
Guy who handily won last time
AND STILL
Brazilian Backpack
Former Lightweight Champion
Olympic gold medallist
>>75808061
Stip Miotich
JJ
JORGAY
Franklin
Henry manlet
>>75808195
Ashlee Evans-Smith?
>>75816017
You remember that JDS punked Stipe after both Cain beatdowns, right?
>>75808195
joanna pls
>>75816152
Hello rondasperg
>>75808061
JDS
JJ
Demian Maia
Frankie
Cejudo
>>75816170
>punked Stipe
Let's not pretend
>>75816169
>>75810836
>>75816188
didnt see these, i'll make some attempts but im pretty tired so we'll see
>>75816201
Stipe u getting cocky agen m8?
Wan me to call hoodieCHAD on u?
>>75815991
cuba's finest specimen
Ross Pearsonesque in his record there Joe
*rubs chin*
>>75816292
Be nice
>America and UK judge a fight based on who's bleeding.
lmao
>heem about to enter new thread mode
>it will still be this shitty
Sigh
>>75816340
Shut up faggot, you are encouraging that shit
You guy are just mad that I got Stipe's fucking picture
Technically you guys are the bitches
Is this /heem/? Holy shit!
>>75816292
For sure /heem/ is a bully free zone my guy
is this possible natty?
>>75816388
I want to smother my face in that belly
>>75816338
Weidman-tier bleeding can be an issue just by itself actually.
>>75816388
pierogi enhancing drugs
>>75816397
WTF?
>>75816397
Wonder what hes gonna name it
Do they know the gender yet?
>>75816388
>that belly
>Cejudo will beat Pettis
>>75816431
He beat benevidez
>Yair will beat Frankie
>>75816427
is it weird i know exactly what porn that is from
>>75816436
>He beat benevidez
>>75816436
>He beat benevidez
>>75816439
not really, it gets posted a ton.
>Poirier will beat Eddie
>>75816338
The face never lies.