was there ever a better time for Cristiano to get his favorite hand?

is he autistic?

>>75801292
yes

>>75801266
yes

>>75801292
no

>>75801266
no

>>75801266
Damn Rinaldo you win again *takes off shirt*

>>75801292
He's aesthetic.

>>75801322
lol

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That's a painting of Lisbon btw

>>75801367
>lol
Fuck off

>>75801266
Well that favorite hand better contain an 8 or he is going to be fucked.

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>Cristiano is a fag-

>>75803083
-got. I see it's hard to find a job when you can't complete even the easiest words.

>>75803083
want 2 eat her butt 2bh

>>75801266
>playing poker on a smooth reflective surface
>those cheap as fuck cards and chips when you're as rich as CR7
>holding your cards up from the table
disgusting


>>75802152
Full house beats a straight you nonce. His favourite hand is 77

>>75803447
>american light eater
surprised tbf

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>>75803640
What if his opponent has two fives?

>>75801322
Ronaldo the type of nigga to play strip poker and fold with a royal flush

>>75803901
You lose to literally one combination. You're good here enough of the time that you don't have to worry about it. If they have quads, you say 'gg' and have a new bad beat story to bore your friends with

Ronaldo makes me want to do crunches and stop drinking.

I bet it's great to look like that

>>75804392
drinking's fine but crunches wont do shit

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The epitome of perfection.

>>75804392
Crunches are a meme

Running gets you a 6 pack. Youre like the fatasses at the gym who struggle to do 5 crunches and try to spot train the fat away.

>>75804341
Here's my boring story
My cards 107 vs two players small raise pre
flop 10 10 7
I check Guy 1 checks Guy 2 checks
turn 4
I bet Guy 1 folds Guy 2 raises, I call
river 4
I bet he raises all in he has 44
Don't play online poker

>>75804537
>muh sixpack
spotted the 15 year old

everyone has a sixpack, but dont be that skinny fuck who barely has any body fat, resulting in his sixpack muscles showing up because there is no layer of fat to hide it

>>75804691
>raising pre flop with a 10 7
?

>>75804855
These digits would have beat Ronaldo

>>75804855
I like 107s and they were tight as a ducks arse

>>75804943
Were they at least suited?

>>75804980
107s was meant to be 10 7 suited, but yes diamonds

>>75804537
Crunches do get you abs though. You're just not going to see them unless you lose body fat which only happens with cutting calories.

>>75805026
Ok. Not the worst hand I've ever seen being pushed.

>>75805070
If you do enough crunches and pull up leg lifts all over the place you will get abs that show up even under your puppy fat
I know from experience

>>75801266
>tfw a pair of 5s in hand
Get rekt scrub.

>>75804491
was this *THE EXACT* moment he became /ourguy/?

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>>75801441
Que é isso meu? Uma cruz hindu? Nem sabes como se faz uma suástica.

>>75803083
Name of grill?

>>75801266
Looks like you are going to the shadow realm jimmy

>>75805174
this. im skinny fat but you can see my abs from crunches, although doing plank and the ones where you do crunches while dangling from a bar

>>75807409
If you hang wide grip and lift your legs up and around as far as you can go for as many reps as you can you get ripped as fuck fast, I used to do it every day in uni and I was 90kg of pure lean muscle by the end of it.
Now I'm back to being skinny fat again desu kek

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>>75807021
You're joking, right?

Obviously it was this moment.

>>75806070
lmao

>>75807284
your mom

>>75803083
still gay

>>75809981
t. Never touched a girl in his life apart from family members

>>75810140
that's how they do in alabama

pls be tolerant of other cultures anon

>>75810325
How rude, he could be from Arkansas.

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>>75801266
yes