/heem/: niko price edition

first for famous

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>a college kid like myself whose going to go on and do actually great thngs

>whose

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heeminder

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>>75800965
please do the world a favor and kill yourself, dockfart

>>75800965
>>75800932
What kind of "great thngs" are you gonna do, mohammed? Detonate a suicide vest on a subway?

lmao

>>75800965
BASED DockGOD!

Show that dork whats up!

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>tfw you BTFO somebody on /heem/ so bad that they literally never recover for the rest of their lives

>>75801017
You only care about Joanna because she hasn't lost.

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>>75801092
this rampaging oompa loompa is your fault, adan
i hope you feel ashamed

What fight are you most hyped for on UFC 211?

>>75801017
you're going to be a jotko fan after he puts on a good performance against branch and joanna loses her title
cap this

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>>75801102
I dunno, maybe you are right, maybe we will find out on Sunday, probably not

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>>75801092
I know that feel, Adan Elmi of Ottawa.

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>>75801102
Are you that one faggot that dislikes her because of her personality?
The only reason you should like a fighter is for their fighting.
Stay in asp

>>75801113
Are you a fan of Tiramisu after he ruthlessly oblitera5ed yor mudslime boy's career, mudslime ?

Don't ever reply to me or my son ever again

For sure lose my post number, 100 %

>>75801113
now tell me honestly

you can be real with me if you don't agree

has there EVER been somebody more BTFO than this idiot? imagine being permaBTFO lol I'm not sorry, it's hilarious and I still love it

>>75801149
lmao what a fuckin idiot

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>>75801189
i've actually never had tiramisu before

Heem is a personality fest.

Pathetic

Summer /heem/ is worst /heem/

Hoodiebro seems like a goodguy, I'd chip in and watch some PPV's with him

>>75801113

oh and I am most hyped for Steepay for sure my man

Steeepay
Andraj
Masvidal
Cejudo
Yair

what do you think

>been a fan of Stipe since the Strudel fight

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>>75801208
start an mma discussion, then
i constantly float conversation topics when I make meta or personality posts

>>75801225
same
i'm hardly ever most interested in the main event of a card, but this one is the spiciest possible fight in Heavyweight

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I'd put money on spergop beating Dockfag in a fight, what with dockfag being

>5'4" 144lbs

>>75801221
I wouldnt. He seemed like a dork.

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>>75801258

>>75801258
NotePad would make docksperg succ while standing up

>>75801258
SpergOP is the same height as me but he's about 70 pounds of fat heavier. I'd land the first punch and he would just turtle up.

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>>75801208
It's actually not that bad compared to ther generals on /sp/

>>75801269
Only dorks here is you and docksperg

>>75801306
You're the biggest dork here. Have you ever had sex?

how come noone pulled out from 211 is this going to be the goat card?

>>75801316
Only once, it lasted about 6 minutes.

I'm the biggest dork in all of /heem/

>>75801325
I saw a headline on r/mma that 211 has the closest fight odds since 194.

People who could beat Khabib

Eddie Alvarez via split decision
Kevin Lee via majority decision
Tony Ferguson via submission
Conor Mcgregor via 1st round knock out

>>75801254
it's nice when the HW fight is actually hype

now with Ngannou in the picture we will hopefully get a few more spicy ones

Edgar vs Yair is very close to being just as hype though

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>>75801234
I disagree with Masvidal and Yair, I don't think they'll be able to keep their respective fights contested on the feet.

>>75801288
If you want people to stop saying you're 5'4, just post a picture of yourself standing in front of something that can measure your height
Nobody would be able to say anything if you provided actual proof that you aren't an oompa loompa.

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OFFICIAL TOP TEN GREATEST FIGHTER WALK OUT SONGS

1. Urijah Faber - California Love
2. Mike Bisping - Song #2
3. Carlos Condit - Know Your Enemy
4. Ronda Rousey - Bad Reputation
5. Clay Guida - There Goes My Hero
6. Miesha Tate - Roar
7. Chan Sung Jung - Zombie
8. Conor McGregor - Dewey Fog/Hypnotize
9. Anderson Silva - Aint No Sunshine
10. Jeremy Stephens - Real Muthaphuckkin G's

>>75801326
And then your butt got too sore ?

>>75801341
raging al would take that bums head clean off

>>75801353
>Nobody would be able to say anything if you provided actual proof that you aren't an oompa loompa.
he still weighs 144lbs dude he could literally fight in a women's division in the UFC without cutting a single pound of weight lol

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>>75801341

>>75801353
Mohammed, youre an overweight shitskin who brags about going to a junior college and doesnt know the difference between whose and who's or what paraphrasing is. You'll always be a piece of trash.

reminder that masvidal got wrestlefucked by ben henderson

>>75801369
And you could fight in any division because the UFC doesnt have ultra weight lmao

>>75801353
I think you might be right about Yair, but I think you're wrong about Masvidal.

Do any of you low income dorks ever stream on your android device? Is it a pain in the ass. I asked once and some anon replied that he does it but you need like 3 separate apps to get it going. I'm wondering if I should just bite the bullet and pay for it on youtube.

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>>75801377
you're either a bitter skeleton who likes to pretend he's tough over the internet or an oompa loompa with a napoleon complex

>>75801369
the funny thing is that he's probably going to claim he's an average sized guy who just has a low bf%, toned body
which he could prove if he posted a timestamped picture of himself, but he won't because he simply isn't that

>>75801407
I would have an easier time picking Masvidal if the guy he was fighting didn't have grappling as good as Maia's. I could see Woodley or Usman having some success stuffing his takedowns, but I don't think someone without very good wrestling can fend Maia off. I could be wrong, we'll have to see.

>>75801439
Ok but you even admitted to being 5'9 220 and muslim. Like that should be automatic kill yourself mode.

>>75801439
Hey NotePad, where did your parents emigrate from?

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>>75801448
at least I don't lie about myself to impress anonymous strangers

>>75801450
syria

>>75801378
No he didnt

>>75801463
I've never lied. Adan is the one that lies about having a wife, lies about having a son, lies about owning a business. You lie about being smart and how youre going to "do great things."

I posted that pic of me on the scale after I was accused of being a lardo. So that that hurt's your lardo feelings, lardo. Maybe it's time to close 4vchan and go outside and get some exercise, lardo.

>>75801365
Is this possible natty?

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post your walkout songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX7IY_HhgY

nothing but respect between these two guys

>>75801485
I respect your honesty sperg, /HEEM/ has your back

>>75801474
relax faggot no need to suck the mexicans dick you fanboy

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>>75801485
BTFO

>>75801514
He's Cuban you fucking goof

>>75801378
made me check

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Great refereeing coming through don't mind me

>>75801575
Is that Yves Lavine?

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H-hello Dana?

>>75801617
yes

>>75801636
Wow.

>>75801619
Who is that? Is it even real or is some fanmade meme shit?

Maia is a +120 underdog at my bookies

Any other time I'd jump on that but I just see Masvidal sprawling and rocking Maia as Maia gets up

How good is Maias chin?

when people develop identities in an anonymous community, things go to shit

>>75801617
Does he still ref?

>>75801658
It's Dana and Werdum you goof, as real as it gets

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what think, m8s?

>>75801658
Werdum when Cain pulled out

>>75801700
Stupid fight that makes no sense, Artem should be cut

>>75801680
Shut the fuck up about it then, idiot.

>>75801685
Are you serious? Yes he still refs.

>>75801702
>when Cain pulled out

Like that narrows it down.

>>75801700
Sure why not.

>>75801722
>sure why not
Because it will be the main event

>>75801711
>Are you serious? Yes he still refs.
Don't pay attention to the refs lad

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Had a vivid and detailed dream last night of Maia vs Masvidal.

Masvidal got rocked on the feet (lel), panic wrestled and got his arm ripped off.

Bet the house on maia

>>75801711
>Shut the fuck up about it then, idiot.

I tend not to

fuck ur nan la

>>75801732
Says who?

>>75801739
lol its ok to be new lad. but you gotta learn to just lurk and look up shit on your own instead of asking dumb questions cause you're lazy and want to be spoonfed.

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>>75801700
I'm not sure man.
If Swanson couldn't put away Artem in 5, could Choi's technical striking really do it? I feel like some Artem memes would be at play here and I don't want that for based Choi

>>75801722
The recent one where he came out and said he couldn't walk but then said he could fight

>>75801754
Says me, I guarantee Artem will main event another shitty FS1 card

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>>75801754
>instead of asking dumb questions
There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers. Leave him alone. He asked a question and got his answer, maybe he doesn't know every facet of MMA but he's on /heem/ isn't he? We're here to discuss, stop being mean.

>>75801741
i had a dream talking with rda about weight cutting last night

>>75801768
>says me
You're no one though. How can I hold you accountable?

>Artem will main event another shitty FS1 card
OK. WGAF? There have been worse FS1 main events.

>>75801772
I answered his question politely and instead of saying thanks he came back with "I don't look at the refs" so I had to put him in his place and teach him a lesson for his own benefit.

>>75801754
>lol its ok to be new lad. but you gotta learn to just lurk and look up shit on your own instead of asking dumb questions cause you're lazy and want to be spoonfed
No such thing as a causal on heem on a non fight night

>>75801793
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!

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>>75801680
that's true, which is why generals and tripcodes are bad thing

>>75801741
maia stunned condit before he tapped him, maybe he could actually do some damage with strikes on the ground

>>75801795
Curious of what FS1 main event is worse than Artem fucking Lobov?

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Just a lil heeminder

>>75801807
I see your point now.

>>75801830
>which is why generals and tripcodes are bad thing
You say this as if you're not always trying to be identified with every single post you make. The sad thing is you can't even get filtered anymore.

When can we expect picks?

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I thought this was /heem/ made when someone posted it

How is this official?

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>>75801845
>posting clips of MMA fights in the MMA general is bad

>>75801849
picks/calendarguy is here, it seems like he's just messing with the picks image right now

>>75801849
In about 10 hours my dude. I asked if I should start earlier yesterday but got no (you)s

>>75801859
if you look at it a certain way it looks like a bald max lol

>Are you serious? Yes he still refs
Doesn't sound very polite

>>75801830
>that's true, which is why generals and tripcodes are bad thing
But avatarfagging and threadwarring are ok? The sad thing is you're too stupid to see the hypocrisy.

When did Marc Goddard get tatted up?

>>75801863
>>posting clips of MMA fights in the MMA general is bad
Post relevant clips, not just spam webms everytime you post

>>75801863
You know exactly what you're doing you attention starved little cretin.

>>75801832
Cyborg vs. Lansberg

>>75801885
It's been long proven that NewsOP doesn't cause thread wars. They happen when he's gone but he does make early threads every single time

>>75801890
Stop being a dork, I appreciate his spicy heems?
>>75801895
NO

>>75801887
He's grappling with a dude I train with soon

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you now remember Luke Rockhold.

>>75801905
>I appreciate his spicy heems?
No you don't

>>75801902
>They happen when he's gone
Bahahahaha this is completely untrue.

Link to the recent thread wars that took place while he was banned.

>>75801879
I see your point too.

>>75801905
>I appreciate his spicy heems?
Are you asking us, or are you doing that little millennial reddit bitch thing where you put a question mark on a statement because youre insecure and lack confidence?

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>>75801918
I do
>>75801919
People impersonate spergOP to get him banned when he makes the next thread

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>>75801907
Never forgot him

>>75801931
Meant to use exclamation but used question by accident

>>75801936
>People impersonate spergOP to get him banned when he makes the next thread

You know the mods can see IP addresses right? They know who's who.

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>>75801890
every clip of an mma fight is a relevant clip, because this is a general for talking about anything and everything related to mma

this clip is relevant
maybe it could spark a discussion about how cruickshank has lost a majority of his fights in RIZIN if someone felt like talking about that

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Can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong?

>>75801948
lmao the question mark and ecclamation mark are at opposite sides of the keyboard you lying faggot.

>>75801902
>They happen when he's gone
They literally don't. Evidence of this is all over last week, if two people make 2 threads at the same time and one loses out, then the guy who lost never forces his thread to be used.

>>75801954
Download the vids or record the clips with Open Broadcaster then edit and convert to webm with Webm For Retards

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Any one want one of these for their fightfu? These are fun to make

>>75801980
>I got banned for "ban evading" posting this few months after ban because incompetent mods didn't bother to check the date on screenshot

Seems like an honest mistake. People ban evade and come right back and post the ban so they can show the mods that their ban was fruitless all the time.

>I'm at work phoneposting
Hmmm, I guess I'll give you the benefit of the doubt... this time.

>>75801980
>>75802006
Also youre a faggot for enabling homelessness. You gotta force them to die off, not help them live another day. I havent given a bum anything since I was 12 and on a school trip to DC.

>>75801954
It's pretty obvious. You're trying to download copyrighted content. Don't let it happen again.

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How does Dustin beat Eddie?

>>75802022
Stop being a degenerate, there are many homeless veterans that got fucked over. You don't know their story so stay quiet kiddo
>>75802025
He doesn't

This is a great fight
https://www.newsday.com/amp/sports/mixed-martial-arts/jimmie-rivera-vs-thomas-almeida-booked-for-ufc-on-fox-25-on-long-island-1.13586833

Almemeda going to get btfo again

>>75802025
I find the way Tavares falls to the ground even memier than the guard pass

>>75802023
I need video
https://pastebin.com/hyLt2Yse
makes no sense

>>75802025
Submission but I think Eddie will win

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Anyone else surprised Aldo hasn't pulled out yet?

>>75802062
You need to get a moral compass and stop trying to steal content.

>>75802025
3rd round submission.

Poirier will always be my boy even though he let me down when he lost to conor. That Fightville documentary he was in is really good.

>there are many homeless veterans that got fucked over.
Spare me. I'm a vet. I'm aware of all the resources vets have. Anyone on the street is there because they like to be on the street. Doing nothing and not going to work and panhandling is easy. Shooting up drugs and drinking in a park is easy. It's laziness.

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>>75802025
By using footwork and speed to edge out a striking-heavy decision
I don't see that happening at all, though
Eddie has more power, better inside boxing, better wrestling, and a better chin.

>>75802050
Oh fucc. I live 15 mins from Nassau Coliseum where they are having the event and the first fight announced is 2 guys I don't give 0 fucks about. Feels bad

>>75801954
where is the ufctv script saved and what is it saved as?

>>75802072
>I'm a vet
I'm laughing, do you think the older vets had the same benefits or resources? You think these homeless are the ones that fought in Iraq? I'm talking older vets that clearly need a hand. Try actually thinking of someone else's misfortune for once

>>75802102
>I'm laughing, do you think the older vets had the same benefits or resources?
Considering both my uncles and both grandfathers also served, yes I do. Wanna keep telling me how it is for vets, little bitch that never served?

You'll change your bleeding heart ways when you grow up.

>>75802083
Probably not even saved honestly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-0V9Ev5D24

embedded m8s

>>75802119
Oh, I'm sorry so you didn't serve it was just your uncles. Thanks for clearing that up, go ahead and let them know what you think of the unfortunate ones that are left on the street and how you think less of them as humans

>>75802132
Where's Eugene?

>>75802140
Hahaha nice denial and deflecting, faggot.
>Thanks for clearing that up, go ahead and let them know what you think of the unfortunate ones that are left on the street and how you think less of them as humans
Well both grandfathers are dead, but both were hardworking men that understood the concept of of enabling. I see my vietnam vet uncle all the time. He has a great story where he was going into a store and a guy asked him if he had a quarter and my uncle replied "not to give" and the bum said something about his mom and my uncle fucked the dude up.

How do I save ufc script

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>>75802125
Save it to wherever you want to save it. Make sure the path in your CMD is the one in which it is saved. You can use CD to Change Directory to another folder. cd .. brings you to the parent folder
Also the % in the instructions is just a way to represent the fact that it's a command. You should not type that out.

Once your command prompt is in the directory containing the python script you can use the script by typing
[script filename] login
you can then input your fightpass credentials
only then can you use those credentials to get videos' m3u8s by typing

[script filename] m3u8 [fightpass link]

this will return an m3u8 url, which you can then use with livestreamer

>>75802181
press download on the pastebin
or, copy paste into a text editor and save it

>>75802132
DUDE NASTY BREH

>>75801234
>Yair
>Masvidal
>Andraj
wew lad

jesus i could fucking k0 anyone in this thread no fucking problem

>>75802174
But you deflected my question, what would your uncle think of you having a poor attitude towards homeless vets? That guy probably had no chance of being helped even by you, so why carry the same impression of all homeless. You don't give out what they want you give out what you can. Guarantee your vietnam vet uncle would help a homeless vet

>>75802216
let's get closer

>>75802181
also if you want to be able to call it from any directory using CMD prompt you should save that script in your PATH directory

you can see where your PATH is by typing

set PATH

you should probably also do this with livestreamer, although maybe the install might have done that already

>>75802213
might change Yair desu
feel like trigger pulling Masvidal is dangerous
pretty confident in Andrade's ability to shatter Joanna's chin

>>75802181
actually livestreamer is already in your path folder because it worked when you called it in your screenshot

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>>75802216
i have dat natty fast twitch. i'm a big guy. i'd heem you in the name of gooby.

>>75802132
I have the same beaman air rifle as Stipe. The part where he put a hole in the wall was funny.
That ATT facility is amazing.
That brazilian bbq looked so fucking good.
Anyone that feeds their animal scraps from the table is a shitty dog owner and doing it in a fucking restaurant is deplorable behavior. Really disappointed in Joanna right now.

>>75802217
Shut the fuck up, kid. Go argue the merits of socialism on /pol/

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>great body
>v nice and v cute
>6/10 babushka face so she doesn't think she's too good for you

Is she the perfect woman?

>>75802237
>feel like trigger pulling Masvidal is dangerous
I agree but I still feel like Maia's gonna just squish him on the ground, and I feel like it's definitely gonna go to the ground unless Masvidal puts him away early, which I just don't see happening.
>pretty confident in Andrade's ability to shatter Joanna's chin
If anything I think Joanna's got to worry most about being dragged to the ground and submitted, but I think Joanna's probably going to out work her in the later rounds like she does everyone and get a late TKO

>>75802326
Back to /pol/ you dickwasher

>tfw I could GADOOSH every here

U-uh excuse me sir, is this /heem/?

>The rematch with Woodley took place on March 4, 2017, in the main event at UFC 209. Thompson lost by majority decision.[39] Five of nineteen media outlets scored the bout in favor of Woodley, six for Thompson, and eight scored it a draw.[40]

>>75802344
Either it goes like Whitakker-Jacare or it goes like most Maia fights.
And if you told me the JJ fight goes past the 2nd I'd probably pick JJ.

>>75802367
No, it's over at https://mma.reddit.com

Imagine imagining something just because some wgaf dork on heem.com told you to imagine that thing.

Lmao @ ur """""life""""""

>>75802397
>heem.com
Back to asp

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S P I C Y
P
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>>75802404
>heem.com redirects to https://www.artprice.com/
what the fuck

it's heem.tk anyway

>>75802404
Ive been a member here since 2014 go kick rocks you dork

>>75802415
Think Jimmie's got this desu
Almeida will get smothered

>>75802237
Thanks for your help, I have to go now but I'll try get it to work when I get back. Right now its just saying not recognised

>>75802424
You're the sperg that tried to force /mma/ general and Dillon Danis. Heem urself my man

>>75802435
Rivera is just going to outgameplan him. Probably go heavy on leg kicks and shoot in for an occasional takedown. While almemeda constantly tries to force a brawl.

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>post something that is true

>someone refuses to believe that it's possible to be true because what you posted is just that fuckin dope

such is life on /heem/

>>75802415

>a guy who is incredibly hard to hit is fighting a guy who is incredibly easy to hit

oh yeah my man for sure 100% "spicy" 100%

>>75802443
Ur moms a fan?

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>>75801092
I know that feel, friendo. I know that feel.

>>75802435
>>75802445

Rivera is my low-key boy because I saw him make his UFC debut live.

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>>75802465
lol it's pretty sweet eh

>>75802461
all of Almeida's fights a spicy though

Hey pussy, are you still here?

Yeah, I'm still here Jon

For me it's Christina Broccolini

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>Jessica Andrade's wife

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>>75802327

literally yes

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>>75802479
>Goobyposting
Heck yes.

I need picture of Bisping with fedora and glass

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>tfw I could GADOOSH every here

>>75802415
That'll be a fucking banger. Almeida throws punches from downtown.

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>>75802554

>>75802564
I think you'd be surprised
*pushes you through glass door*

>>75802505
There is a chance that with GDR being gone that all female UFC champions will be Brazilian lesbians

>>75802327
yes and good clinch

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*GADOOSHES internally*

>>75802237
Not him but props for trying to help Italy

>>75802564
kills someone
*breakdance in front of the body*

hehe nothing personal kid

Paige showing off her ass in leggings

https://twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/861995500785946624

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>>75802132
>you will never give jj a body massage

>>75802570
Thanks, you got the original?

>>75802718
She's going to hurt her back flipping those tires like that.

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>>75802718
Thanks for looking out

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>>75802718

/ourgirl/

>>75802746
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/s0KBBmT79pS9P0_IeT3_LQ/

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>>75802719
I'm hoping she goes to 125 eventually. She looks pretty good with some fat on her.

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>>75802787
Sakuraba's youtube channel is fucking awesome for those of you who haven't seen it

Lots of grappling and lots of goofing
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT368AKr2fFG6KT2Xy1KFgQ

>>75801741
Fuuuuuaaaaaaaark lads

Lads

God damn, lads

>>75802805
I'd like to hotdog her butt cheeks.

>>75802806
Where's the purple drank?

>>75801700
Good fight for Choi to get his confidence back but Artem should really call out someone he can win against or he's going to get cut. He can't dickride McGregor forever.

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>>75802830
She doesn't have much cheeks

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What's that Joanna? EPO supply got there early?

>>75802850
I have it on my computer ill post it later if I remember. Very busy thanks man haha bud good OP lmao

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Guys! Adan is going to call into Stud Radio tonight to confess his love for Tuss, he's going to need our courage to call in again. This will be a night to remember where we all come together and embrace one another's autism in its purest forms.

>>75802962
Canada isn't gonna call shit. None of you are calling in

Is The Chris even anyone's boy at this point? I'm pretty sure his own father has disowned him after the Mousasi fight

>>75802979
He did last time, poor sperg needs a little encouragement

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>Eddie Alvarez went from boasting about how he'd beat Gooby to being in a glorified prelim fight

poor guy, no red panty night this week

>>75802982
Tbqh, both playing the hand game and attempting to get Moose DQd rather than winning legitimately would provide anyone with the Casus Belli to dismiss The Chris as boy

I'm not a fan of people changing their boys willy nilly but I feel like it's admissable by /heem/ rules to do so in Weidman's case.

starting to think Rockhold is right to be honest.

>rockholds refusing to fight in MW, talking about LHW if it doesn't involve DC
> Whittakers disappeared off the face of the earth
> Mousasis hasn't resigned, and Luke's pissed because he thinks he's being used as bait to get Moose to sign, even though neither will get a title shot
> Rockhold strongly inferring that Romero has received a payment to chill on fighting for the title

UFC has ruined MW lads, and WW and LW are pretty fucked too.

your 3 strongest divisions and NO TITLE FIGHTS for months.

>>75803046
he should be cut and sent to Bellator

Is Conor vs Mayweather in december?

>>75803046
Agreed, this is what happens when you put money fights in front of legit contender fights though

The McGregor era needs to end, this shit is killing the sport.

>>75802989
lol I'm glad this weird shit makes you happy bud

>>75802982
>>75803037
He is still my boy.

>>75802860
I wonder if she's a coal burner.

#3 WW Maia has 510k twitter followers. That's more than WW champ Woodley (138k) #1 ranked Thompson (77.7k) #2 ranked Lawler (209k) combined.

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>UFC's new signing is a shitposter

>>75801836
Picks when

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>>75803067
>Blaming Goobs for this bullshit
>Blaming Goobs because GSP came back, with the implication being that under WME he wasn't gonna do what he wanted anyway

There's a reason why GSP didn't come back under the Fertittas, they weren't putting up with this BS.

Plus, the whole "money fight" bullshit came from Mayweather, he brought this cancer into the world.

>>75803145
>Brazilians ape up on Twitter
Shocking. Still, good for him.

Like them or love them, you can't deny they provide the best insight in the game today.

https://youtu.be/jskDiYl-AbM

>>75803188
Not even momma Callen likes Brian

>>75803207
Not even true, The Kid is a beast.

>>75803207
100% that's why the Big Brown Breakdown (B3) is so refreshing.

the big money fight to make is me vs any literal who in here. I'll GADOOSH every single one of you little fags

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Who /meguru/ here?

>>75803247
Heh. You won't do shit, because I'll have already heemed myself on your knee attempting a sloppy double leg.

What did Rory fan get perma-heem'd for?

>>75803340
He kept ban evading and I was kind enough to point it out every time he did. He would never change his file names. Apparently meth heads aren't too bright. He still posts here, but he seems to have learned that his namefagging wasn't doing him any favors

>>75802979
I was thinking of calling in and asking stud boy his thoughts on collective bargaining both for professional athletes and regular wage employees.

Do any of the old lurkers remember the Bangladeshi guy who posted here? What happened to him?

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I don't know much about Andrade. Does she have a chance, or is Joanna gonna rearrange that face?

Also Joanna vs Penne is up on youtube for fight week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlcNDSyV88Y&t=592s

>>75803414
He admitted to being an atheist multiple times. Probabaly was executed. People need to be careful. This is no joke.

Poirier doing a live Q&A on ufc's facebook page

>you will never sit on Joanna's perfect flat tummy and cum on her face

Why live

>>75803470
Ask peahead what round Edward will heem him

>>75803421
Andrade will at least make it interesting for a few rounds. She will move forward and probabaly not be deterred much by Joanna's pitter patter punches. If she doesn't do serious damage in the first two rounds I don't think she will be able to handle the pace Joanna will continue to throw at though. Andrade is a front runner and if she loses momentum Joanna will run away with it. I don't see a bunch of back and forth action, they will each have a period of clearly winning with Joanna likely able to do it longer.

>>75803414
eaten by dogs

>>75803520
Cheeky little croat

>>75803471

>a full grown man sitting on a 115lb woman's tummy

oh right you're a dwarf lol

Have any of you ever streamed a fight on an android device? I'm gonna be camping this weekend. I have fox sports go so I can watch poirier vs eddie. Need something for the ppv. Should I suck it up and pay through youtube or ufc app? Which is better?

Heem would be a lot better if we started enforcing the heirt requirement and weight limit to post here. Manlets and fatties get out.

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>Mfw Andrade's wife

Wtf, out of all the lesbos in Brazil that's the one she's going for?

>>75803601
Scissor me timbers

>>75803568
You don't like actually sit on them with your weight like sit on them sit on them. It's like you have a mount but not a good one so you'd be easy to escape by someone good.

But yes I am 5'8 150 I'm not a big guy. But I do live in Florida and have a nice bod and do MMA so there may yet be hope one day ;-;

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>>75803621
Shiver me timbers, no!

>Bogartin me fix

>>75803641
What's wrong with that niggas neck?

>>75803596
Download periscope. Someone is usually streaming it on there.

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>>75803601

>tfw no THICC brazilfu

>>75803671
OK I've never used periscope before but I'll add it to my list of options.

>>75803689
Yo quiero brasilera con buen bunda

>>75803717

I want brazil with good booty?

I starting learning Spanish about a week ago

>>75803752
>I want Huezillian lady with good butt
It's Portuguese bro

>>75803784
Don't act like spanish and portuguese are 2 different languages

>>75803830
They are, with many similarities just like spanish and Tagalag

>>75803830
Portugese is as similar to spanish as it is to french

Anyone else feel like Heavyweight can't have a legit champ until Schaub comes out of retirment to let us know where things really stand? Stipe will always be a paper champ to me as long as Brendan looms over the division imho.

>>75803893
Overeem made Stipe tap, until we see a rematch there is no solid HW champ

>>75803893
Schaub!!!

You think joe rogan will ever listen to a few of his podcasts and realize how much he repeats himself?

>>75803830

Ever noticed how French and Arabic are both flemmy languages?

You guys were meant for each other.

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>>75803893
100% my man. Cheeto-fingered nerds won't admit it, but Schaub has a nightmare skillset for Stipe. His great footwork, cardio and varied methods of attack would utterly outclass Miocic, whose one-dimensional wrestleboxing gameplan would be neatly snapped in half by Big Brown. Remember, Schaub is a LEGEND KILLER, he beat monsters like Cro Cop and Gabriel Gonzaga. He's the champ we all really want.

>>75803893

>brendan gets a title fight on one condition: he has to beat a juiced up Brock

can he do it?

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>>75803893


>>75803950
ikr ?
Feels good to have found your soulmate

>>75803909
I ate so many edibles that night when the interview with Joe came I was dying from laughter both from what was happening on screen and the reactions in the thread

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71126317/#71127163

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>>75803991
Hey, that man doesn't look French to me

>>75803596
>Bangladeshi
Some streams you can watch online. Its just a bitch with all the pop up ads. Itll take a couple tries closing ads so you can start streaming

>>75803998
>I BELIEVE THE BROWN GUY, THEY ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH

>>75803968
Bro Schaub would give anyone in HW a tough fight. We all know from Schaub's dominance is metamoris that his transitions and ability to stand back up are world-class. Brock wouldn't WANT to take Schaub down, for fear of being caught with a d'arce or a guillotine. His shit is so lethal in scrambles the great Roberto Abreu decided to avoid fucking with it. Brock's only chance is to stand and bang, and we've all seen how that worked for Chris Tuchseser. For sure, Schaub is one of the most gifted of his generation, 100%.

>>75801234

Perfect, exactly my same picks

>>75804050
I tried doing this with the canelo fight using firstrow and had no luck closing the ads

>>75801234
For sure you made some great picks there my guy

>>75802344
>and get a late TKO
If Joanna is gonna win it's gonna be by decision. Andraj isn't a scrub who is gonna get finished by strikes.

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What does /heem/ think of peaches?

>>75804249
If you like peaches ya can't be my friend

>>75803991
Schaub>Arlovski>Nelson>Rosholt>Johnson>Tybura>Wieczorek>Cisse>Ngannou

Can't argue with math.

>>75804249
i'm moving to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

>>75803873
objectively incorrect

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>>75804282

>>75804076
How embarrassing it would be for Brock to try and b8 Brendan into making the fight a grappling match and watch him flail about trying to counter the Schaub Shutdown.

>>75804336
>Arlovski>Schaub
Wew

>>75804336
why not just go

ngannou > arlovski > schaub?

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For sure I'm a nightmare match-up for Stipe bee, I've been working my striking for the better part of 2 years and I'm a beast on the ground my guy, I'd drag him into deep waters then submit him my man.

>>75804363
>Arlovski>Schaub
Is this some meme I don't know about? It is NOT funny.

>>75804363
That is an excellent point
Maybe the website isn't up to date ?

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>>75804076
>It just me or is it almost like heavyweights today are just on a different level than they were 10 years ago? When I look at a guy like Brendan I just feel like he can hit hard as fuck.

>>75803632
listen bud, you're the one that said sit on, not me

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>>75804104
I used stream2watch which is filled with ads. Some ads have fake x buttons that just redirect you and sometimes theres a certain order to closing ads or they wont close. Its trial and error. If you go to r/mmastreams theyll tell you what streams you can use on mobile. If its too much i would just get 9 or 10 buddies to go to your camp, you can buy some snacks and beer. All of you would chip in for the PPV. You would end up paying about 5 bucks each. Nobody watches the PPVs alone :)

>>75804431
Id for sure hit her with the Schaub Shutdown

>Schaub posting takes over the thread again
Literally every other meme on heem is better than Schaub posting. I don't know why you goofs keep indulging this faggot

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Early stoppage 100%

>>75804466
>Complaining about Schaubposting
>The year of our Lord 2017

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Do you get your shit pushed in /heem/?

Joe Rogan has been live for an hour and a half and no one posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg6MvPJhyr4&feature=youtu.be&a

>>75804466
We are talking about a legendary FIGHTER if you don't like it scram! Get lost!

>>75803515

I think Andrade is going to eat a lot of punches my man. But if she can get Joanna up against the fence she could do some damage early.

I think it'll be a cut and dry Joanna decision as usualy.

Does Andrade mark up bad?

>>75804542
We have moved on from JRE. We are all about the Big Brown Breakdown now.

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>>75804466


schooby
<----

>>75804475
Can see schaub setting up the heel hook there just as Herb stops it. Terrible stoppage, tbqh, Schaub was iminari rolling, not going down. Fucking hell.

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schaub h8er = tyron b8er = cruz h8er = tom cruz spammer = gooby h8er = scatspammer

>>75804542
i posted it on /tv/, then i realized they were just talking about bow hunting the whole time