>tfw to intelligent so you swap shirts with your teammates

>wearing another man's name on your wall

What a cuck lmao

>>75799090
>Lanzini

>>75799090
does he wear other players' regular-sized jerseys to sleep in?

does the other players give his tiny, manlet shirts to their girlfriends and wives to wear as belly shirts?

>casillas

lmao he covered his shin tattoo with black

>2 APOEL shirts
Based.

>walking over other player's jerseys

lmao divegrass players are shit sportsman

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>>75799144

>>75799178
>wearing another man's name on your leg

What a cuck lmao

>>75799132

watch that documentary. since he was a kid he would invite his friends round to play FIFA and they would all fight over what shirt they would wear. I bet he still does that. most of those shirts will have sprite and cheese pizza stains on them.

>>75799178
That's fucking disgusting, he literally has black knee socks as a tattoo

>>75799115
was wondering about that

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>No Neymar

>>75799178
RIP Messi skin cancer victim

Why would he have other Barcelona shirts there?

>>75799255
le Argentinan (heterosexual) connection

>>75799090
When did he play against Fabregas and Dani Alves?

I like how he put all the literally whos on the left and right walls

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>>75799354
>Raul
>literally who

>>75799387
Yeah but there's other players there like Corona

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>>75799396
>players there like Corona

>>75799090
>riedewald
why?

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>>75799396
Made me kek

>el arabi

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>Digne

>>75799575
So Messi is the one who chooses who to sign, right?

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>>75799396
PLEASE BUY US CORONA! HE IS REALLY GOOD, MANCHESTER UNITED! THE NEXT RONALDO! ALBERTO BARBOSA LEAGUE GOAT! 80 MILLION POUNDS MINIMUM!

How contrived

>literally stepping on Manolas's shirt
Fucking nigger, I hope Manolas injures him for good next time they meet.

>>75799090
hopefully people ITT realize that those are players who asked for HIS shirt and they just exchanged.

he's too autistic to walk over to a player and ask for a shirt

Where is his TSU shirt?

>>75799648
In his bedroom

>>75799090
>lucas digne lille shirt

why?

>>75799648
His wife is wearing it.

>>75799456
If you look carrfully you can see boilesen bottom left ;^)

>>75799636
Doubt it, he never ever played against some of those teams

>>75799090

I like how he has the GOATs on the ceiling and the shitters on the floor.

>>75799692
I for a fact now that the ajax shirts are players that asked him to swap.

>>75799702
Yeah sure some of them are, but not all of them

>Halilovic
>that old af Aimar shirt

>>75799692
Few weeks back he did an interview saying he asked for a shirt only once in his career and it was Zidanes. Other than that he does a courtesy swap with another argie if theres one, if not then he just leaves.

>>75799090
>West Ham shirt with Lanzini on it
>No TSUUUU shirt
1/10

>>75799648
it's his cumrag

>>75799090
If i had the time or the ability i would photoshop all those jerseys into anime shirts.

>>75799713
He buys the rest at alibaba for 20$

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>boilesen

>>75799971
>Posts a player that publically admitted homosexuality as a mental illnes

>>75799702
yeah but why does he display those?
surely there are some more well known players than boilesen and riedewald that he could display

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>>75799971
>still over a year or so till the next world cup

>>75799354
>When did he play against [...] Dani Alves?
April 11 and April 19, 2017.

>>75800107
You might have neurological damage

>>75799090
>boilesen

so a guy who can barely make the bench for danish champions FCK, has a framed shirt in the best player of all time's house.

alright alright alright

that's worth a fortune

>>75799090
>he puts all the goats at the top
>like lanzini and juanfran

>>75799584
Yes

>>75799090
>tatoos

literal degernate

fuck messi

Holy shit i didn't notice the shirts in the ceiling

>no ronaldo

The tsu shirts are in his room's ceiling.

>>75799178
Disgusting

>>75800214
Probably has an specific folder, i mean room for Cristiano stuff

>>75799178
a full kit wanker even when he's naked

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>>75800367
How can Messi even compete?

He saved the World Cup final t-shirt

that's cute

>>75800463
but we already have jackie boy who does everything ronny does but better

>nothing but spics and Yaya
Messi is a fuckin racist

>>75799190 >>75799253 >>75799286 >>75800243 >>75800367

Fucking n00bs

There's a footballistic reason for that tattoo. I won't spoonfeedyou

>>75799178
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen

>>75800489

>footballistic
Indeed I would shoot my foot if I had such shit tattoo

>>75800504
t. never played footy professionally

>>75800515
Post your shirt collection

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>that thousand yard stare

>>75799178
Bottom center is the best one. He fucked it up badly painting it black