Juventus vs. Monaco pre-match thread

1 (ONE): 3 (THREE)

Monaco to pass with Subasic defending 90+ pen.

0-4

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1-0 Chiellini header

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team mass cultivator represent

5-5

>>75798620
This has potential for a juve choke.

1-0 Juve

It's gonna be a snore-fest

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Early 2-0 Juve parks the bus boring 2d half

>>75798620
0 - 0

>>75798732
this

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Buffon - Berzagli, Benatia, Bonucci, Chiellini - Alves, Khedira, Marchisio, Sturaro - Pjanić - Mandžukić.

>>75798936
>No Piggy

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>>75798936
>4 (four) CBs
>mfw
And Juve are still going to win 1:0

JUVEWINLOL

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>mfw reading posts of people thinking Juve will choke in this game

>>75798936
This.
6-2-1-1 is the new 3-4-3.

>>75798960
delusion
im expecting nothing after last saturdays shitfest

>>75799064
Juve drew to Atalanta few days before the first Monaco match, doesn't mean anything.

>>75799077
Atalanta is a really good team
Torino on the other hand...

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>can't watch it live and shitpost with the lads while the match is on

>>75799079
Point is Atalanta aren't better than Monaco by stretch of imagination, they're on completely different level yet Juve produced much better performance in CL than league.

>>75799087
Juve - Barca was a fluke

Juve sucked against Lyon, against Sevilla, against Porto, at the Camp Nou and last week against Monaco

t. Juvefag

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we need juventus happy wojak for tonight's shitposting activities lads

our meme game must be on point

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>>75799083
That sucks, Ausbro. Can't you shitpost from your phone at least while checking the score?
>tfw haven't slept in 20 hours and drinking third Red Bull, hoping to make it until the evening

>>75799094
I'll take these "flukes" and "sucking" performances any time lad, if that's how you want to call it

>>75799110
>le defend all game and occasionally score
I rarely have fun watching Allegri

>>75799064
Juventus pretty much played their B team with Benatia, Asamoah (who should kill himself), Lichtsteiner, Sturaro, Rincon and Neto.

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>>75799101
I'll be asleep la. going to stay spoiler free until I get home after work to watch it

>>75799122
Rincon was the best player in the first half dude

>>75799130
He's still mostly a sub, though. I also want to kill Asamoah with my bare hands every time he's on the pitch, he should be sold in the summer.

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>>75799117
Well you can always play FIFA for fun, but that's not how clubs win CL. None of the semifinalists play pretty game, we're in the age of quick, direct attacks with four passes between your own box and scoring on the opposite side of the field (webm related).

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>>75799123
What's the work buddy

>>75799138
Agreed
I'd rather have Mattiello choking, at least he could start gathering some experience

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>>75799142
>not JUMP webm

>>75799130
I rate Rincon as well, not exactly the type of player who can provide decisive long-ball assist but good workhorse, tackler and short passer.
>>75799138
Lemina, Sturaro and Asamoah should all be sold ASAP, especially while the first two still may have some value.

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>>75799147
finance

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>>75799159
Sorry, I only collect the good Juve webms :^)

>>75799160
I fully agree, all 3 of the players you listed should be gone and better replacements should be bought in their place.

Also I'd get rid of Lichtsteiner, bought someone for RB and a sub for Alex Sandro, who seems to be one of the best LBs on the planet right now.

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>>75799163
Based

Forgone conclusion

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>>75799180
the final is on a sunday morning here so all good for that

>>75799179
I think Juve are waiting to see how Lirola develops at Sassuolo before investing into a new RB, Lichtsteiner surprisingly doesn't mind being the second option so he'll probably stay another year until Lirola's loan ends. No need to buy right now, the Spaniard is supposed to have potential.
>backup LB
Yeah definitely, there's Mattiello >>75799154 but I suspect he's another De Ceglie in the making

>>75799196
Problem is both Alves and Lichtsteiner are both over 30 and close to retirement. One random injury could fuck up any of them, and then we'd be left with absolutely no subs for that position, unless Allegri does something wingback-like out of Cuadrado which could backfire. The team is getting older in the back.

>>75799214
Alves already had two month (or so) injury this season and still came back in top condition, even if he slows down next year he still has one more elite season left in the tank with experience and superb crossing. Agreed that Lichtsteiner already isn't sufficient for Juve at this point, but if it's only a backup role why not.
Are there even any good RBs to buy? Fucking Bellerin is considered a hot transfer material now, that's how dire rightback situation is these days.

>>75799238
Eh... De Sciglio, Darmian, Conti maybe.

>>75799254
Pretty fucking dire, man

>>75799266
Not saying it isn't. But currently Lichtsteiner gives us basically nothing besides running back and forth. He was never an exceptional crosser and was mostly rated because of his work rate and his defensive work. Someone needs to be brought in during the summer window.

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good idea to open a pre-match so early, we were going to need a containment thread for juvefags anyway, they're obviously not used to the """big occasions""". thanks m8

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>>75799279
I heard they're finding whistles under the seats at Juventus Stadium until this day

>>75799272
De Sciglio is rumoured to have agreed a transfer, not sure what the terms are supposed to be but chinks probably going to get JUVE'd right away since his contract runs out in 2018 and he doesn't want to stay

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>>75799293
just happy you guys have your day. let's face it, it's a once in a decade chance to get to a european final, it's only normal you people are overly excited.

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>>75799364
>2015

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>>75799293
>tfw were the team that played it better against Juve in this edition of the Champions League

Feels good, man!

>>75799382
Porto confirmed superior to Farcelona and Memenaco. Still worse than Atalanta or Torino though

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>>75799370
nice chance you blew to cuck the little argentinian autist, you faggots

>>75799382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYdEODa5_24

:3

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>>75799404
Aww :3
>>75799400
Missi got what he had coming this year though

>>75799425
was Pjanic really in the wrong here? missi literally jumped towards him, he just turned sideways to protect himself

>>75799425
based pjanic

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>>75799429
>>75799431
Didn't even get a yellow

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>>75799448

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>>75799466
/smug/

>>75798638
>3 goals in Turin

People are STILL going at this.

Good luck Juve, do it for the Holy Alliance. We must stay together.

CL is so fucking dull.

>>75799552
>wahhh it's so dull without my team
Try to not have a shit league next time.

Allegri doesn't convince me, though. He took off Morata when it was obvious he was creating havoc to Bayern's backline last season, not allowing them to go full throttle ahead, when Juve had the tie in their hands.

Reminds me of Chokeone, for whatever reason at the last moment he cucks.

>>75798620
1-3 for monaco

mbop
falcao
fabinho

>>75799620
That Juve and Atletico overperformed though.
>>75799627
>>75799484

>>75799664
There is no such thing as overperformance.

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>>75799382
Zero goal scored

>>75799694
>what is luck
In terms of result, not performance.

german juventus customer reporting in
what's on lads?

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>>75799710
At least we managed to fight, you baguette-fucker, despite playing 135 minutes with one player less!

>>75799142
>>75799172
>dyed hair black dude was at fault both goals

>>75799620

Morata and Cuadrado were tripping by themselves, not because the pitch was slippery g but because they were limping. He had to sub them out.

What he didn't know, is that despite telling Mandzukic to play like Morata (basically the way he's playing this year) he literally played like a fullback, lowered the whole team and allowed Bayern to smash them.

>>75799429
look at the beginning of the webm when you can still see the ground, who was standing and who was running?

>>75799382
still manage to draw against Liga fodder

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>>75799159

>>75798620
Juventus must win
arbeitino machticci freinini

>>75799117
weren't the hames against barca the only times juve hadn't more than 50% of ball possession? At least in the second part of the tournament...

1-1 boring game

>>75800945
probably this

but the dream is 0-2 and Monaco through on penalties

>>75801035
W-we're going to make it

>>75801035
t. Giacintkson Facchettard

>>75801152

>we

where is your flag Albert?

0-0.. watching eurovision instead

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lads

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>>75801243
appreciating the high quality my man

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Ragazzi

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Garçons

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Muchachos

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Homies

A boring match that will decide which team will have the honor to become Real prey

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Mladíci

>>75800945
>juve
>boring
Dumb American. >>75799142
>>75801035
>>75801152
Dreaming is free.

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If post # = repeating integers, Higuain scores a hat-trick & takes off his jersey during his third goal to reveal pic related.

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Juve 2-0

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Juve 1 - 0 Andorra

Forza juve. Another 2-0 today

>>75801300
Based Portobro

>>75799142
>we're in the age of quick, direct attacks with four passes between your own box and scoring on the opposite side of the field
Yeah, it's hard to keep possession when teams press high like they do.

>>75799370
what was this girl's name again? I don't even like her piggy face but I've seen her posted so often, now I just want to see that scene

>>75802101

Elsa Jean.

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>>75801300
>>75801988
>>75799404
Who would say 2 clubs convicted for corruption would get along

Meanwhile Benfica still has more titles, and Torino still is more popular in their city

>>75798620
boring 1-0 to juventysaurus

>>75798620
I predicted 0-2 for Juve in the first leg, this leg, I said 1-0 or 2-1. But I'm not confident about this tie, it could easily be 0-0, but I'm confident Juve will go through.

>>75802115
danke schon

and it'll be 3-0 for juventus, let's be realistic here lads

1-4

Bye bye Rubentus

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>>75802333

>>75802333
pfft

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>>75802333

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3-1 Monaco

>>75802430
>2 points in the last 7 matches
KEK

Got a new phone contract yesterday
Got bt sport for (((free))) as part of the deal
Can't can't it to tv
Watch shirty stream on big TV or watch in full 1080p on 5.2 inch phone?

>>75802430
>>75802349
>>75802518
Why is Juve-Inter a bigger rivalry than AC-Inter and AC-Juve?

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>>75799617
you on the right me on the left

>>75802519
>He doesn't own a chromecast in 2k17

>>75802519
gotta be a way to display your phone onto your pc monitor/tv

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>>75802519
>not cutting right down the middle by watching it on a shitty stream on your tablet
top pleb

>>75802537
2002 scudetto, also juve was relegated because of interista judge.

>>75802537
I personally believe Milan-Inter to be the biggest, at least historically. Juve-Inter, while always an extremely important match, became even bigger after Calciopoli, when Inter were assigned titles they hadn't won on the pitch. Not saying Juve deserved those titles, but in a situation like that the best move would be to NOT assign the titles to any team

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>>75802543
WE

>>75802552
I have a chromecast, it's plugged into the TV.
>>75802556
There is, I can mirror my screen, but it crashes on bt sport 2 and cuts off so they must have done something.
>>75802583
>Not having Le pen as president.
You're not relevant anymore, cuck.

1-0

Final: Juve vs Real

>>75802643
2-1 (e.t.)

Mbappe will score 3 times tonight

>>75802622
>in a situation like that the best move would be to NOT assign the titles to any team

I agree, but UEFA forced FIGC to do so. Why do you think they didn't assign the 04-05 title and they gave the 05-06 title to Inter?

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>>75802691
More like el Tigre

>>75802333
>rubentus

Literally 12 years old.

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Wow...so this is the power of Napolel?

>>75800741

>This is what Juve bought with pogba money.

KEK

>>75802770
Lasciatemi rubare
con il portafoglio in mano
lasciatemi rubare
sono un juventiano

>>75802146
>Who would say 2 clubs convicted for corruption would get along

juventus and who? benfica is the one who had a former president in jail

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>That Alex Sandro smike

What is it with black Juventus fullbacks LOVING this game

>>75802783
the absolute state of this guy's fingernails

>>75799147

>tfw the 500 Euro bill is kill

Thanks Draghi

>>75802841
mirin'

>>75802543
You're a nigger? No wonder you think Juve is boring.
>>75802698
>I agree, but UEFA forced FIGC to do so.
This is a lie.
They only wanted the list of the teams for the cups. It's been proven.
http://www.corrieredellosport.it/calcio/calciopoli/2010/04/14-106929/Aigner:+%C2%ABNoi+non+abbiamo+dato+lo+scudetto+all%27Inter%C2%BB
http://www.ilpost.it/2011/07/08/aigner-rossi-scudetto-inter/
>there was no need to assign the Scudetto

Guido Rossi is a filthy sfinterista piece of shit. Inter are the real thieves here.

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Let's see who we'll play in the final

>>75802794
>30 goals this season

you were saying?

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Easy win.
Also, one Lemar please.

>>75802893
>not "one bernardo silva please"

>>75802906
Too offensive to replace Mandzukic.

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greatest ally are you streaming this one?

>>75802826
You forgot about the 6 points the federation took from you? Ofc you did, the points were taken on a season in which you had already won it.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/soccer-europe-portugal-porto-idUKL0289710220080509
>May 9 Porto will keep the Portuguese title after being stripped of six points for the alleged bribery of referees in the 2003/4 season while former champions Boavista have been relegated to the second division for similar offences.
>Porto, who were 20 points clear of Sporting Lisbon before the punishment with a game left in the season, also had president Jorge Nuno Pinto da Costa suspended for two years after a probe into two matches.

>who had a former president in jail
Vale e Azevedo? Are you that clueless to not know Vale e Azevedo fucked Benfica over in his shady businesses?

>>75802916
>implying mandzukic wont slot into central midfield and become goat there
>>75802922
yes

Name any other word starting with Mb*****
really makes you think

Less than a hour to go

Get hype fagets

>>75802543
wait what the fuck do AS really have SPQR on their jerseys?

Britlads.

Is BT Sport the worst thing to happen to football since illsbreh?

>all those CL games locked away behind a paywall

Ready to apologise to ITV?

>>75802906
>le play well in the first 30 minutes then disappear for the rest of the game man
Utter meme. I've only seen Lemar have one quiet game this season and that was when Mendy wasn't there to overlap.

Juventus XI vs. Monaco: Buffon; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini; Alves, Pjanić, Khedira, Sandro; Dybala, Mandžukić; Higuain.

Monaco XI vs. Juventus: Subasic; Raggi, Jemerson, Glik, Sidibé; Moutinho, Bakayoko; Dirar, Silva; Falcao, Mbappé.

>>75802933
>Illsbreh
>Bad
Pick one and only one

>>75802937
Confirmed?
>No Lemar and Mendy
Well this is gonna suck

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>>75802937
Why is Rome's qt mayor playing for Monaco?

Juve got relegated and will still win the CL before Inter LMAO.

>>75802929
It's their "derby kit"

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>>75802969

>>75802966
Fine ass bitch.
>>75802969
That's not a great achievement.

The most dangerous lead

>>75802932
See above, tagged like retard

>>75802973
You now remember Roma beaten by Porto

>>75802969
Too late Inter won it already...

>all of you posting like the Juve is already in finale

lol you're in for a big surprise my men

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>tfw too intelligent for a place in the starting 11

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>>75802932
Yeah, and they proceeded to lose 1:3 to based Lazio
>AS Reddit

>>75803004
T. Macron nigger lover

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>>75801243
>>75801265
>>75801275
>>75801287
>>75801298
>>75801308
>>75802973
Appreciated much, Dutchbro

>>75803004
>Juve getting more than 1 goal at home

k

>>75803004
>t-they will score 3 goals without conceding j-just wait and see

>>75803030
>fall in love with Totti years before reddit existed
>i am now reddit user

Feels unfair man.

who cares about this game, real madrid will win it all in the end

>>75803056
it's like you were always a faggot but it took you time to get there on your own, good job

>>75803004
honestly I just want an entertaining match and not a 0-0 borefest like 2nd leg with barca, let's hope mbappe puts a dent into juve defence so that the game is on

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>>75803004
>finale

>>75803056
He's retiring now, time to delete your AS Reddit account

>>75802933
>what is BT Showcase
Also if you can't afford £10 a month for BT then you don't deserve to watch it

>>75803070
>implying that patrician 0-0 was boring

Dubala digits

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MATCH THREAD --> >>75803096
MATCH THREAD --> >>75803096
MATCH THREAD --> >>75803096

>>75803074
I know... It's sad. I don't really know what I'm going to watch in Europe now. It's not like I am a "fan" of Roma, but I always wanted to watch Totti so I've spent a lot of my life watching that team (fail). I got to see Roma and Totti play twice in Italy a couple years ago and it was fantastic. Any thoughts on some other Serie A teams I should start to watch now? Teams with future Italian stars? Will the young studs in Torino and Sassuolo be playing for Juve soon? I'll never pull for Juve though.

>>75803102
I don't care about "entertaining" tactic battle or defensive "masterworks"

I just want lads to run, hit posts, score goals, fouls and nice pacey tackles

>>75803119
I'd probably recommend Lazio to anyone who wasn't a former AS Reddit sympathizer, so in your case Sassuolo maybe?
>young team
>90% Italian starting XI
>meme manager
Atalanta have lots of young talent as well, but they're already being farmed by the top clubs as we speak. Sassuolo's best player Berardi is still there despite interest from elsewhere for a couple of seasons

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>>75803163
Go and watch the EPL then

Classic Italian 0-0

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>>75803186
doubtingfrog.xlr

>>75803004
>A bunch of faggots is what you have in French football. There are so many homosexual players there, they always provoke you, they touch your thighs, your bum, to see if you will give some kind of signal. I feel disgusted when a homosexual shares the same shower and stares at one's bum with desire, and even gets emotional when you are naked.

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>>75803174
>those dramatic rolls

>>75803071
japs always crisp at shitposting

I would normally hope for Monaco in final, but watching Juvetus losing another final would be hilarious

Well pretty cut and dry juve will go through. Turning over to Eurovision

juve plays so fucking clean, they remind me of triple bayern

>>75803174

that slow motion replay looked like a japanese kung fu movie

>>75803260
So your dream is to play in Ligue 1?

>>75805503
>japanese
>kung fu

Jesus Christ

>>75802195
>2-1
Hey, I told the people I'm with, that Juve will give up when they're ahead by 2, then Monaco will score a consolation.

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>>75805503
>Japanese kung fu