/mlb/ general - Big Piece edition

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lads... I'm getting tired of winning. I'm thinking about calling up mr cashman and saying "pleaseeee, mr cashman!! I don't wanna win anymore I am so sick of it!"

>>75797492
A-rod is still technically on the payroll, just let him DH again

>>75797475
>a fucking Cespedes UPDATE
>no mention of losing Taillon to cancer
Fug you OP

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Mets

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Here is the latest updated playoff picture.

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Your bitch has an appointment with Alex Wood after the 27th out.

You're the paying the uber btw.

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He is the worst announcer in baseball. He is the audible embodiment of "natitude" which is an embarrassment to baseball as a whole. I have the displeasure of living square in Gnats bandwagon territory and have to suffer through him when the Phillies play the Gnats 97 games a year. He is smug, thinks the words "taters" and "cheese" are cool baseball terms and is completely clueless to why we boo Gayson Werthless (among most other things). It’s simple stupid; Gayson wins a championship with the Phils, wins the payday lottery with a division rival (can’t blame him), then says he hates his former team. Not difficult to wrap your head around

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*twirls in rage*

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HEY
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WHERE'S
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WHERE'S MY
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MY RING
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WHERE'S MY WALK OFF BOMB
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>>75797511
Finally something to agree upon

>>75797511
I watched both Nationals and Orioles games every night until this guy came aboard. I stopped watching the Nationals around this time in 2012 and never went back.

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>>75797499


I hope you were listening on the 16th when you guys completed the sweep at wrigley and your broadcaster immediately said:

>"The best part about winning here is that he don't have to hear that awful song".

Though I'm not sure who said it.

The Pirates and the Reds have definitely stepped up in the Cusb shit talking. The Cards have always been my NL team, but I've never disliked the Pirates. I was definitely rooting for you guys in the 15' WC. Especially after the Arrieta chimpout.

>>75797503
What's with dodgers fans being obsessed with getting their girl stolen from them?q

>>75797530

*we

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indians

>>75797501
I like it anon.

>>75797469

oh it absolutely went up the dirty hole too, i'm a degenerate pervert

but i know what you mean, the only other latina in my history was a nutter butter ex-coworker who got pregnant by some other dude about a month after we stopped hanging out

>>75797551
The goal is to get more and more esoteric as the the season goes on. It's kind of like my own art project at this point.

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MARINERS!

I sexually Identify as an Bryce Harper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the outfield dropping hot sticky walk off bombs on disgusting pitchers. People say to me that a person being a Bryce Harper is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I just say "HEY FUCK YOU". I’m having a plastic surgeon install a ring, a Yankees cap and a $500 million dollar contract on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “The Best Player in Baseball” and respect my right to dodge clown questions and make baseball fun again. If you can’t accept me you’re a Harperphobe and need to check your dinger privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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>ZzZzZzZzzZzzZzzZzzZzZZz

>>75797546
fuck you swisher for inadvertently killing jeter in the playoffs

>>75797592

> I’m having a plastic surgeon install a ring

but that would be denying your true self

>>75797580
Is there a more incompetently run franchise?

>>75797629
whoever is in charge of running your life

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>>75797629

>>75797639
This

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DG, you getting the KJ bobblehead?

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>his team has double digit losses

>>75797669
yup. Copped tickets in early April in loge for $33. I couldnt go to Corey's bobble and I regret it so much because it was the day of the backtobacktoback walkoff.

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Did you Ralph Kiner of the Pittsburgh Pirates led all of baseball in homeruns 6 straight seasons from 1947-1952. He would soon be forced to retire from baseball due to injury at the age of 32 with 369 career homeruns

The more you know!

>>75797694

where should i sit during our series at chavez ravine

>>75797732
don't all the chicanos hang out in the pavillions?

>>75797737

i have no idea, m8

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>the Yankees are finally good enough to cause butthurt on this board
>The Yankees are finally good enough for people itt to accuse every Yankee fan of being a bandwagoner
feel good

>>75797732
anywhere thats not in la

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>>75797759

>>75797760

little late for that bro. bought the airfare and a place to stay...

>>75797732
What date? How much money you got?

quads and the yankees miss the playoffs

>>75797759
Yankees are overachieving right now. Once Judge cools off Yanks will start to slip back to about a .500 pace, and might sneak in as WC2. However, the future for NYY both terrifies and excites me, because they're going to be very good, very soon, especially if they can pick up more quality pitching.

>>75797770

6/9, 6/10, 6/11

i'm rich as fuck

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>>75797694

I was tempted to drive up for the White Sox Hawk Harrelson alarm clock, but it's not worth the 10 hour round trip when I'm driving to STL next week.

I'm going to 2 cubs games, and 2 red sox games next and I'm pretty much not getting shit..a tote bag, dexter fowler "growth poster", picture frame, and a :

>whatever the fuck this is pic related

>>75797768
>bought the airfare and a place to stay...
were you aware it was in la at the time?

Ay boys we Tank now

>>75797809
>rags

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Did you know that between the years 1992-1996 the Los Angeles Dodgers had 5 straight rookies of the year!? Wow! That's the longest streak of the same team winning rookie of the year ever!

They were: Eric Karros ('92); Mike Piazza ('93); Raul Mondesi ('94); Hideo Nomo ('95); and Todd Hollandsworth ('96)

The more you know!

>>75797836
I bet they won a ton of rings with the dodgers too!

>>75797798

i always buy airfare as early as possible
i always buy seats within a week of gametime

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MARINEIGHS!

Orioles are simply the better team. Better startin pitching, better manager, better mascot, better tripfags.

>>75797836
wow, a core 5! wonder what happened to them

>>75797501
kek

>>75797576
This far gone in may? You're gonna have your work cut out for you in september

Are the Dads legit? Absolutely dismantling the Texas Ragners right now

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Did you know that the great Willie Mays led all of baseball in WAR 8 times!? He accomplished this feat in the years 1954, 1958, 1960, 1962-1966. Yet Willie was only awarded 2 National League MVP awards. Sad!

Say hey!

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>>75797921
Nah, it's only the >rags

>>75797921
yeah totes

Anyone got a stream of the A's game?

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I've never once seen it mentioned on here, but what is /mlb/'s thought on Cobb(1994).

I liked it for what it was, I know most of the stories about Cobb are bullshit. The guy has actually done a lot of good for poor kids in Georgia. I think the movie did a decent job of conveying that really what we truly know about this baseball legend is speculative at best.

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>>75797786
Field level behind the dugout then.

>>75797475
Every day I feel older and the fact Ryan Howard is inches away from retirement is more reason.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/19339459/atlanta-braves-terminate-ryan-howard-minor-league-contract

>>75797966

looks based

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>>75797475
>DET:J.D. Martinez (foot) on track to return Fri.
finally

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In 1927 Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig combined for 107 homeruns! That was more than every full team in baseball had besides the New York Giants who led the National League with 109 homeruns!

So, does Marlins Man just go to every nationally televised game ever?

>pirates in charge of pitching
12-1 doyers, yikes

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Mike Krukow, Duane Kuiper, and Jon Miller are all HOF-caliber announcers & commentators.

>>75798002

i mean...wouldn't you?

>>75798002
i dont go to all of them

>>75798006
Obsessed as fuck.

>>75798003
it's cause of testicle man

>>75798006
>so fucking awful your only delusion left is your announcers
wew

>>75798010
Definitely, but I feel like that would cost almost $100,000 a year.

>>75798006
you're asking to be pissed on

>>75798043
do you not have 100,000 disposable income every year?

>>75798043
capitalism does that

>>75798052
No, my job as a fry cook only lets me blow 75K on sporting events anually.

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>>75798043

bro you are traveling all wrong

skyscanner, airbnb, lyft

all you need

>>75798002
Only when he can take up the centermost seat behind home plate so he can sit on his phone and make viewers stare at him in that ugly orange jersey. If he can't attentionwhore he throws a hissy fit

>>75798075
And how do you save money on almost 150 tickets directly behind home plate on a nationally televised game?

>>75798095
I unironically hope that when be comes to LA someone touches him up for being a Dodger hater

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>>75798095
Mad at da marlins? Go fuck yourself whitey

>>75798111
is that Erika Herskowitz

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>>75798110
It's not a Dodgers game if someone isn't stabbed by the Latin Kings

>>75798110
>>>national tv
>>>dodgers marlins
i mean maybe one of the games off time warner is a marlins doyers game but i fuckin doubt it
and as anon mentioned, it's about being an attentionwhore

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Me_IRL

>>75798104

ticketmonster, my dude

if you add lifemart to the front of the url, it's a 10% discount

>>75798124
>stabbed by the Latin Kings
>latin kings
>LA
at least get your stereotypes right

pillar could've got that catch standing up. fucking faggot showing people up. he ain't shit

>>75798150
Sorry, MS13 or the Sureños

>>75798104
he's a lawyer. probably makes millions

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>>75798124
that's what adds to the charm

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1stros
>mfw rags

>>75797501
It gets better every time, kek

>>75797501
i mean its cute but its also wrong

>>75797501
top lol

>>75798125
He shows up when Kershaw pitches. I've seen him plenty of times

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>>75798111
>>75798137

I never would have thought a guy with so much money and time to work on his sports-social skills could be which a nerd and a loser. He literally pays girls to be seen with him and can't take even the lightest banter.

I mean escorts are great and all, hell, it's definitely cheaper than paying for a kid or a wife.

>>75798336

this is patently untrue. i've been to the jake three times and there are cops on fucking lockdown around that joint

>>75798343

I know that tweet was bullshit. No stadium has bad security anymore.The guy is just an attention whore and a liar. I actually thought he was kind of cool until I found out about him lying about being abused in Cleveland. He was actually bitching just to try and get his seats changed because he found out where he was sitting that he wasn't able to be seen on TV. When CLE refused to put him in front of the TV he went on his twitter rant.

it's pathetic really.

>Chris Young starting for the Royals tomorrow

I loved that guy when he pitched for the Padres. Damn he's so old now and so am I. Where has the time gone?

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>>75798378

ironically enough, my buddy and i were featured on the reds broadcast once due to his three-foot beard

so i guess i've been on tv at the jake more than marlins man

>>75798403

i gotta ask, are you the trip formerly known as "redsbrofuckthecardinals"

and if so, i find it hilarious how civil we have become in our mutual hatred of the cusb

Lmao Manfred couldn't fucking handle that the Rockies didn't pay him yet so he had to cancel the game before the Cubs could get into first place again. Fuck him.

As much as I like a good doyer choke, I am interested to see what would happen to kershaw if he had to pitch in the World Series.

>>75798558
depends on how he's managed
half the bad performances he's had is simply him getting left out way too long
mattingly especially treated it like regular season games, the fucktard

>rags

>>75798568
His postseason pitching is so bad that it turned Daniel Murphy into a diamond player on MLB The Show KEK

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RANGERS!

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>>75798558
Kershaw over the past year has been extra emotional. He's tasted it.
He's elevated his own standard he's almost become arrogant. As if to say "I am too good to walk anyone", "you are not good enough, to score on me". It's great. I love it. Kershaw has the best bullpen of the National League and the best lineup since 2013. The 2013 team had a disaster Detroit tier bullpen. 2016 and 2017 are the best teams he's had. When he makes it there. I don't see him losing. He's probably going to cry.

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>>75798492

The cusb were going to be playing on less than 5 hours of sleep...you're an idiot if you're a cusb fan and wanted that game to be played. But as with all of you degenerates, lifelong fans since november16'...that don't know shit about baseball(hell, in this case you don't even know shit about transit and hospitality lol)

im a yankees fan now ama

>>75798655
me too, fuck this shitty gay team

>>75798630
You're unironically the biggest fag on this board. Why don't you heil hitler your faggot ass back to /pol/ where you belong lmao. Fucking faggot cheering for two trash teams lmao. If you had any sense of shame, you'd've already killed yourself by now. Fuck the White Sox, cardinals, and piershitzki

>>75798672
I'm a Cubs and Yankees fan and this post is rude af

My the show character just got drafted for the Pirates

>>75798604
>When he makes it there
Rethink your expectations.

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>>75798714

I know, right??? One would think that a person that knows baseball wouldn't want his team playing on 5 or less hours of sleep(in addition to dealing with an altitude change) after their second time swept at home barely into the 2nd month of the season...

>mo'lester is obviously triggered especially hard by my trip phrase as his fav player was cucked out of a no-no by AJ. Since he's a 16' lifelong he doesn't know that lester already had a no-no with the rox in 08' so he's especially hateful toward me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH7sWjo-dsM

>>75798006
Kuip's going to make it in. Kruk might too, but he'll probably have to wait in line behind Fosse, who sucks badly but who has achieved meme greatness status in the industry.

They've both been nominated already btw. Kruk twice, including one year going up against Kuip, believe it or not. Each time, they lost to guys who have been behind the mic longer, or were true greats being awarded posthumously. They will also have to wait until more time passes from Miller's 2010 induction, since the Hall seems to avoid inducting more than one member of the same broadcast team in close succession.

We're lucky to have Flem too of course. Who knows how long we can keep him away from that Fox money.

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>>75798729
Mine was drafted by the Cusb. We didn't even make the playoffs in 2017.
They also asked me to move from shortstop to CF and I was a beta so I just went along with it.
I want a trade.

>>75798659
If you're gonna mo'Lester, do it right, m'man.
mo'Lester#fuckoff

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>Lifelong Mets fans disappear
>at the exact same moment a flood of lifelong Yankee fans shows up
really has the ol' noggin goin'

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March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

>Judge has bad knees already
RIP large baseball man

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based jew

>>75799580
>a bruise on his knee = bad knees
Holy shit you people are terrified of this man. Go ahead, say whatever silly bullshit helps you sleep at night.

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>tfw you love THE SHOW but its still broken as fuck one month in

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>tfw to poor for Derek Jeter night

>>75797781
>all that Yankee wins rely on is judge
There's literally not a week hitter in the lineup, including depth spots
Best opposing batting avg in the league
What are you talking about my guy

>>75800254
Shhhhh give them their delusions it helps them sleep at night

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What's your favorite player's TWTW?

>>75797512
This would be REEAAAALLLYYY good with a Super Mario theme music in the background and gold coins coming off the mound when he lands.

>>75797514
WOW...

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>>75800458
>heart

>>75798818
>this delusion
I'm not the only one that hates you on this board, and it has nothing to do with your trip. You are a /pol/ shitter that fucks up every threads. You unironically think nazis were the good guys, and the world would be better off if you just ended yourself now. Lmao it doesn't help that you have shit baseball opinions too

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>>75797492
same but Royals

Why is the national league so fucking pathetic this season?

BAJP > molester

Not saying much but saying enough.

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make way for the MVP, desu

>>75800893
injured knee by june

cap this

>>75800881
>this season

I mean lets be honest here folks, there are only two good trips on dis general.

>>75800917
dead trips and dying trips

>>75800893
>No home runs in like a week
What a fucking bust

>>75800997
I say trade him for Quintana

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What are your guys thoughts on this trade?

Yanks trade Brett Gardner to the Mest for Matt Harvey.

They get the leadoff hitter they desperately need, and we can start playing Hicks every day, so our logjam outfield situation is solved and you know Harvey desperately wants to be a Yankee so he can resurrect his career here

also, All Rise

>>75801076
I'm cool with it, as long as he doesn't put black dildoes in players lockers

>>75801076
>Trading Gardner instead of Ellsbury

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From 3-9 to 17-14

Fuck the Cubs

>>75801076
>wanting Dr James Andrews: the pitcher

Lol

>>75801141
not one team is touching ells

>>75801065
How cool would that be? Quintana on thr Yankees again, Sale on the Red Sox. AL East top dominance all the way. Orange birds can fuck off.

>>75801177
If the Cash Man takes on some of the salary, they will. Ellsbury would give the Yankees the same amount of production if he played for another team, might as well pay him less and get another player out of it

>>75801180
AL East is already dominating. The 3rd team would be the 1st team in most divisions in baseball right now.

>>75801177
Dude Ellsbury Contract IS the Mest Payroll lol
no one would take Ellsbury for a bag of balls because of his contract

>>75801065
Are you out of your mind?
Thank God you're not a GM lol you'd be fired and blackballed after one move

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>>75801156
>11 Time WS Champions
That's cute

>>75801299
Why not? Yankees need starting pitching and have a plethora of hitting prospects.

>you now remember the 1-4 Yankees

Where did all those Mets fans go?

>>75801076
the yanks won't put up with locker room cancer like harvey. try again you idiot

What do you guys think of this trade?

>Washington receives
Sam Dyson, Neftali Feliz, cash considerations

>Texas receives
Bryce Harper

>Milwaukee receives
Anthony Rendon

Its a shame that the Cubs-Rockies game was canceled, it would have been nice to watch the Cubs player's tired hot bodies before going to the bar to get drinks

>>75801657
Shit forgot the mo'lester trip
RIP in pizza me

>>75801319
>haven't beat the cards in the WS in over 70 years

stupid liberal fuck we own you post season

>>75801670
>>75801657
bro its not even noon burger time yet, no ones looking. just delete the post and do it again right this time

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How do we fix the Jints spuh?

Its a shame that the Cubs-Rockies game was canceled, it would have been nice to watch the Cubs player's tired hot bodies before going to the bar to get drinks

>>75801724
Trade Buttgardener to the Phillies for Jeanmar Gomez, Michael Saunders, and cash considerations

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>>75801745
This. Y'all desperately need bullpen help right?

>>75801712
>St. Louis
>not liberal
Illinois is one of the bluest states in the union you cuck

>>75801462
Seems perfectly fair for all teams

>>75801767
>typical new york education

>>75801717
Im looking
I witnessed his failure

>>75798818
Change ur name back to Pissboi and stop false flagging

>>75801712
>In 70 years
Haven't faced one another in over 50 years

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LET'S PLAY TWO

>>75801767
Chicago is extremely blue, the rest of Illinois gets drowned out because it is relatively low population density.

>>75802028
You lucky bastards got a God given day off after that 18 inning loss.

>>75802317
confirmed manfred is god

>>75802028
How's Jake from Natty Arms at Coors? I'm tempted to bench him because Rox are p lit and the meme park

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Give bullpen arm

>Ubaldo vs Scherzer
What's the point of even playing?

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>best team in baseball
>literally can't be stopped
>nothing /mlb/ can do about it

Really gets the ol' neurons a firin'

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>>75802709

>>75802771
Do you even honestly believe in the slightest that you can compete with AMERICA'S team, the New York Yankees?

Anyone else think it's kind of dumb to start the ASG voting this early? I would at least wait until mid-June

>>75802811
They saw a chance to,force Thames and Murphy on the team

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>>75802808

yes

>>75802847
Okay then. Go right ahead, buddy.

>>75802689
Just because Ubaldo will get Nat's on the bases doesn't mean they'll know what to do when they get there, as seen last night.

>>75802689
if it was tommorow and under NL rules Ubaldo would be aces

Yankees are the boss of this gym

>>75802946
Fuck you, leatherman.
>They took the original off of Youtube :(

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>>75802028
Thank you for inspiring my creative side, Cubs bro.

LETS
GO
DADS

BEAT
THE
>RAGS

>>75802964
Fun image

>>75803205
Thanks.

cubs pebbles
>>75803225

>rags/dads is the tv game
fun

>>75803244
Is it the one from yesterday?

>Phillies Phish Mariners, get Casey "Feelin'" Fein
How could they give up such talent?

>>75803267
Nah today's

Might actually watch since it's on so early

>>75803313
I'm at work. Was planning on getting the Fox Sports SD stream going to watch it as well.

I want to recreate the Polo Grounds and make a team play there.

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*blows save on u

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>>75803343
Polo Ground would be great for pesäpallo

>>75803450
how and when can I stream a live game of pesäpallo?

>>75803450
We could start the National Pesäpallo League and spread Finnish memes all over America.

>>75803450
new extra inning rules: if tied after 13 innings, game becomes pesapallo

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*pitches a 5.93 averaged ERA on ur mom's face

>>75803294
-0.7 WAR
>15.00 era
Too bad hes going to aaa and not pitching against the Ms today

Your daily reminder Big Game James Shields has a lower postseason ERA than Clayton Kershaw.

>>75803494
Regular season started but you can't find free live stream anywhere

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>>75803497
But you have World Cup team

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>>75803450
wat

>>75803699
Oh really? I had no idea.

>>75803450
>catcher
>pitcher
What the what?

>>75799454
Interesting, ain't it?

best fans in baseball

>>75803719
>>75803790
Picture is from WSJ article https://web.archive.org/web/20150802060854/http://www.wsj.com/articles/what-finland-can-teach-america-about-baseball-1436453947

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>>75803527
I like it

Triples are meme plays and are entirely dependent on luck.

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>>75801462
Would the >rags + braappp LARPer be a .500 ballclub?

>tfw akinator can't guess your favorite player

http://en.akinator.com/

Feels good wiping his smug smile off his face. Can you do the same?

>>75804055
easy as fuck if you pick a literally who

>>75804055
Just did it. He guessed Aaron Judge, when I was thinking Rene Rivera.

GENIE ON POOICIDE WATCH

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>>75804070
I did though, and he still got it

>>75804055
>>75804070
>do caleb joseph
>it suggests Tom Brady, Alex Avila, Matt Wieters
So close yet so far

>does your character exist
>then asks five questions about him having shit like animal ears
hmm

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>>75804055
Nope, but it took him 48 questions to get there.

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>>75804208
kek he was narrowing it down when I did Rene Rivera
>sports
>basketball?
>baseball?
>blue team?
and then
>does your character have a pet?

>>75804208
Machado, desu

>>75804262
I tied Robert Andino
>Is your character black
>does your character have dark skin
...
>Is your character white?

>>75804203
what the fuck? Is this thing a secret skynet or something?

>Cubes

>>75804351
Arrieta's really off cycle this year

>Cuckrietta
>4.74 ERA

>>75804378
He's off of something, but "cycle" isn't the word I'd use for it.

>>75804397
>Arietta is on pace for a 422.00 ERA if the trend continues.

>>75804346
only one round of questioning.
I think what tipped him off was "has character been in all star game"
"Has character had a career base hit" wasn't a question though.

>>75804414
http://www.anabolicsteroids.net/steroid-cycles.php

Was Boston able to have a series against the twins without their pitching staff chimping out?

Matt Harvey is literally on the verge of tears lmao

>>75804474
wat
gibe source

>>75804500
MLB Network

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Name a more exposed player this season.

>>75804335
kek

>>75804527
Matt Harvey's drinking problem

>>75804335
>the Sosa test

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>>75804527
memecroy

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lol
>>75804474
Harvey has a legitimate case now that's come out that the mets sent fucking goons to his house

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>>75804055
He guessed your sports trainer, Bobby Cox, Russell Martin and Mike Piazza but he couldn't get Sal Fasano

>>75804577
Legitimate case of what? Autism? They sent goons to his house because they didn't know if he was okay.

Matt Harvey literally has a curfew lmao

A 28 year old has a fucking curfew

matt harvey is the john daly of baseball

>>75804055
He's really getting tripped up from when I said yes to whether he is 'linked to new york'. every pitcher he's guessed plays for the yankees. Jose Quintana was in both the yankees and the mets farm systems. I told him so maybe he'll get it now

>Rangers rightfully tanking hard enough to dispel any doubt they'll be sellers at the deadline instead of trying to linger in WC contender mediocrity

Thank god.

As far as I'm concerned, everyone except Gallo, Mazara, and Elvis are fair trade bait.

>>75804750
John Daly has won shit though. Harvey is a failure.

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>all these posts BTFO Harvey
>one of my favorite memories was going to see Harveys return and the loud as fuck LETS GO HARVEY chants before first pitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QSXYkBAc7w

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Laugh at the fat manlet

>>75804888
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

>>75801327
It's only early May and, outside of CC as of late, they have been doing fine.

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>>75804888
>defending world champions

why is the AL East so GOAT lads?

As of this day I am now a fan of the New York Yankees. Fuck the Cubs.

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Weekly attendance update

(not much to report tho)

>>75804779
oh he got it on his 2nd try this time after guessing Chapman.

asked if he was linked with steroids a couple times and I thought that might trip him up since it isn't well known he was suspended once in the minors, checked the game report and he did expect the steroid questions to be answered as NO. still got the answer though

>>75805007
>comedy central

>>75805007
Montreal Rays WHEN

Montreal Cubs WHEN?

Fuck this shitty gay team. I want a real team of men, not children.

>>75804823
Welcome to YUston

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>>75805007
>5. TOR

heh

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>>75804888
I fucking hate Kyle fat fuck so fucking much and he got a fucking ring REEEEEEEEEE

Arrieta is a mess

>>75804954
besides that maddux against the sox, Tanaka hasn't pitched all that good. his walk rate is up while his strikeouts are down

>Rockies announcers calling Reynolds "marky mark"
no

>PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES >PILATES

>>75805161
literally the worst booth in baseball

>4th inning
>Jake the Juicer is cooked
lel

fucking mark reynolds man

>>75805191
love it

Pilates man absolutely EXPOSED
The meme is over

are the rookies for real?

>>75805161
Have you experienced Trey "boom boom" Mancini yet?

>>75805185
That's not the White Sox crew.

Will the Rockies score 20 today?

>>75805220
>not liking Hawk

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>tfw elite leadoff man

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>>75805220
Upset?

>>75805161
>"Be Like Mark"

>the shitty of Jered Weaver

>Jered Weaver

F.

If Story goes yard I'm leaving work and heading to the game

lmao Reynolds2fast

>arrieta's ERA is 5.35

>>75805252
>pillar

thats my man. thats my fucking man

did arrieta run out of his soviet PEDs?

manfred told arrieta to stop the roids or he will expose him. now you know the real jake that I saw when he was in baltimore

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>you now remember Jake Arrieta being elite

>>75805320
I'm mainly joking about the roids but he really has transitioned back into the player we had to watch in his oriole days.

>>75805185
>>75805261
>not liking the relaxed, feel good spirit of Rockies baseball and their announcers

It's just a sport lol don't take it so seriously

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The Rockies are finishing with the best record in the NL this year, right?

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>yfw you realize Ryan Hanigan is Frank The Body Gibiatti from The League

>>75805352
Certainly the Cubs aren't.

>>75805352
That will be the Mets

>>75805352
>rocktober strikes back

>>75805348
I don't mind the booth but this shit is pretty forced

>>75805352
Honestly I expect the Nationals or Dodgers to do it because they need to get winning out of their system for the playoffs

>>75805378
lol

>>75805420
That's true