How the fuck do we fix this hot garbage? What went wrong?

They're already preparing for another 108 year winless run, so everything's going according to plan.

ain't they literally, in a literal way, the current champions?

Theyre still partying like a bunch of faggots

>>75792928
everything in baseball happens in one year, unlike those other "sports" out there. so once that year is over, everything you've done is utterly and completely meaningless.

being a baseball player looks like suffering, playing all those hundreds of meaningless games in empty stadiums

when the ottoman empire returns, then you'll have your answer

>>75792899
Pitching went cold, last year the starters were pitching out of their minds. Literally who kyle hendricks was the league ERA leader for fucks sakes. There's only two ways to fix them:

1. Wait for the pitching to right themselves
2. Get everybody back on the juice

>>75794956
If honestly isn't

Some of the funniest moments happens with small to medium crowds

I worked as a batboy for a dumb west coast team and the only time it feels uncomfortable is during playoff games because of the seriousness of it all

>>75794986
kek

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>>75792899
nothing went wrong. it's working as intended

the entirety of last season was when it was wrong

>>75792928
>Can't you even let me enjoy the moment?

>>75794956
>Empty Stadium
>75 million annual attendance
>30,000+ average attendance for each game
>2500 games per year

Fuck off Convict

they won so it don't matter.