just so we confirm it once again, he is literally /ourguy/

>dumped his gf for not attending his moms birthday party

TSUUUUUUUU

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would you dump her for not attending your mom's birthday party, /sp/?

>>75792914
You know how porn is widely accepted to be bad for you? Well, what I want to know is where is the line? Can I look at tasteful pictures like that without feeling guilty or damaging my brain? The other day I looked at pictures of Maria Sharapova in a bikini and felt really guilty afterwards. Please advise

>7 may
>mother's day
wot

>>75793003
why would you feel guilty for watching it? they (people in it) literally want you to watch. you're making them a favor by watching it. if anything, you should feel better about yourself.

>>75793043
Because there's pretty solid evidence that it's bad for your brain, isn't there? Rewires it in a bad way and fucks you up sexually. Plus it just feels immoral. I guess that's my Christian background speaking, maybe.

>>75792867
did he seriously?

>>75792914
>she will never BRAAAPP on your face

>you

His mom's hot any naughty pics?

>>75793033

in portugal the first sunday of may is mother's day

>>75793555
jesus i was getting worried cuz i didn't say shit to my mom yesterday

I got a nice present for my mom :3

>>75792846
His mother rlooks like his airport statue

OH WOW HE HAS A MOM

>>75793606
I felt a strong tinge of anxiety reading that too

>>75793392
>>75792867
he actually dumped her for just complaining about not wanting to go right?

>>75792914
I'd rather dump my mom

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>>75792846
Womb remake with Ronald and his mom starring when

>>75793896
>not valuing your mom above everything else
disgisting man

>>75792867
>>75792914
>>75793392
>>75793766

I hope you guys realise that when you can get anyone top shelf pussy on the planet you can drop chicks for any reason you see fit.

There was probably more to that story anyway.

>>75792914
Yes of course if I was rich and handsome..

People should be praising Ronaldo here.

>>75794034

This anon gets it.

>>75792846
Can't wait somebody copy paste his bronze statue over his head

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>>75793654
What was it?

>>75792914
I would if I was gay and looking for an excuse to get rid of her

>>75792867

>not attending your mealticket's mum's birthday so he keeps buying you shit

He was right to dump her, she obviously lacked intelligence.

>>75793003

Make sure you attend church every Sunday for at least the next month to cleanse your soul.

>>75792846
many homos develop very strong relations with their mothers, usually because their fathers don't feel very comfortable around them while growing up

>>75797574
lmao I thought it was a shop of the statue face

>>75799514

>loving your mum
>gay

Wow Spain, I just lost a LOT of respect for you right now.

>>75799527
>very strong relationships
>loving your mum
these two can be different, but you'd have to be hetero to understand

>>75793003
Too much porn is a bad thing. Going to the beach is not.

You are a faggot.

>>75793606
Relax. In Chile it's next Sunday if I recall correctly.

>>75793704
HOLY SHIT!! SHE DOES!!!
CAN'T UNSEE IT NOW!!!

>>75799529

>not valuing your mother above a random tart

That's pretty low m8

>>75793003
>You know how porn is widely accepted to be bad for you?

It's not though. Porn is life.

Lmao at britcucks.

>>75792914
Depends on what excuse does she have.

>>75799514
t. motherless scatalan

>>75793003
idk probably a sign you have an unhealthy porn watching behaviour. maybe try to cut it down and do a no-fap month or so. just to get some distance so you dont think about it instantly the moment you see a woman

>>75799633
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