OFFICIAL GIANTS VS. METS #1 GAMETHREAD

Yankees

so trade cueto at deadline? who else should we trade?

>>75792114
I guarantee you there will be no rebuild whatsoever

>>75792114
Everyone.

Honestly both of these teams are finishing no higher than 4th.

both of these new york-originated teams have had more success than the yankees in the past 10 years. let that sink in.

>>75792164
Giants yes, Mets no.

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sup guys. ready for deGrominator?

>>75792186
Why yes I'm ready to see DeGrom's arm explode into a thousand small pieces.

>>75792164
So what? The Dodgers were better from 1959-66 and then in the 80s
It happens

lol at ESPN having to host this game

>>75792198
Why are Dodgers fans in this thread?

>>75792221
i know, now we have to deal with that cancerous ticker scrawl on the bottom of the screen.

>>75792235
Why do obsessed Mest fans think everyone who hates the Mets is a Dodgers fan? Man get that LA dick out of your mouth.

>>75792242
The game is on SNY also, so you don't have to deal with that shit.

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Fuck the mets cupcake schedule

>>75792235
There's an autistic beaner who is OBSESSED with the Giants.

>>75792264
Go back to your basement seats with the Barves, m8.

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Yay, we get to embarrass ourselves on national television.

>>75792254
blacked out here, i can't get it anywhere but espn.

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>>75792274
better win percentage vs. the gnats than y'all this year!

>>75792300
I'm a proper Dodgers fan and you can't beat us.

>>75792235
>>75792266
>Game thread pet troll Doy-doy
Don't feed the troll!! It's not house-broken and makes a mess all over. Especially in the playoffs

(too stupid to be trained, apparently).

>>75792319
>still butthurt over 08 & 09

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>>75792319
Had leads in every game though, was a good series for the young bats.

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>>75792277
This desu

Moore meltdown incoming

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sup jintsbros

fucking Marlins Man fuck off

Nice attendance Mest "fans." Go Dodgers.

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>>75792459
Marlins man is the fucking shit. Fuck rich people in general amirite?

HUNTED

FUCK

>>75792486
>>75792486
>Fuck rich people in general amirite?

nice redditisms. kys

Fugg, looked like a pop up off the bat desu

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>Jakey Deegs
>giving up runs of any kind to us

>>75792186
>>75792198
>>75792235
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHABABABABABAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAHAHA

FUCK YOU

>>75792553
it's okay, it's early. i refuse to believe SF being the shittiest team in all of baseball can wreck degrom tonight. all we need is run support and you're done.

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Beautiful night for baseball lads

>>75792636
wow nice seats. damn what kinda camera is that? iphone7? looks amazing.

>>75792629
>you're done.

you're responding to the Dodgers fan.

>>75792662
yeah we are all dodger fans tonight

if it helps knowing degrom is regressing

>Injuries to superstars
>Injuries to just about everyone
>Management looks clueless from top to bottom
>Forced drama with Harvey
>Nats look like monsters and will likely run away with the division
>Yankees pulled their turnaround in less time and took back the city
>Dildos

And somehow I still find myself rooting for this team. I just can't quite them.

>>75792710
kek. i'd post the plawecki dildo pic but, nsfw, blue board.

anyone know what happend with harvey or is it still a secret as to why they suspended him?

>>75792738
Post it. Half the time /sp/ is probably talking about dildos anyway.

The miscommunication is a smokescreen. Harvey must of really shit the bed on something to get suspended. Probably might have something to do with the dildo.

fucking Moore

BBRUCE!

>>75792738
He didn't show up. Dan Warthen texted him, he said he had a crazy migraine and wasn't coming, and proceeded to not respond to any other texts.

That night they called Wilk. When Harvey showed up the next day, they told him he was suspended.

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>>75792814
bottom right, plawecki's locker on the left side of the shelf. mets tweeted this out not realizing it was in the pic, then they deleted it.

harvey said it wasn't him who put it there, but who knows. it's still funny as fuck.

How did I not know about this cat's eyebrows?

>being afraid to post a dildo on a sfw board
>media outlets blurring the dildo
This is ridiculous. I'm as puritanical an repressed as the next guy but it's just a single still image of a dildo sitting there comically.

>Reyes pop up

STOP THIS SHIT YOU LINE DRIVE HITTING SON OF A BITCH

Can always count on a Reyes popup

>out of the way Reyes, its my ball now
what did he mean by this?

>The Show's last update included putting the 7 line army
>still not there

getting real tired of their shit

>>75793006
What show?

>>75793132
he's talking about the video game called mlb The Show.

>>75793044
He has really picked it up since he took that meme day off to clear his head though

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>tfw ball hit the chalk and we all know it

>>75792114
Don't expect too much for him thanks to the opt-out

>>75792128
100% true, we're just about in 2013 Phillies territory

>>75792264
I'm gonna let that slide because even as much as the Giants suck this year, I pity the FUCK out of your team both historically and currently.

>>75792629
With that shit command he's got right now, you're damn right you're going to need your offense to win this one. Moore sucks just enough to make this plausible. He's missing the fuck out of Posey's glove too.

these fuckin bums in th ebooth not even talkin about how degrom is dominating and yapping about barbara streisand instead. fucking espn i swear.

>>75793361

Why wouldn't you watch SNY instead?

>>75793388
blacked out for me

>>75793388
lemme go see if i can find a stream.

>>75793462

Unironically check the mlb stream reddit, they have a bunch of links there

>>75793234
Don't pity us at all, we had a 10-year competitive run that I'll always cherish. Some teams will go that long and come away with no Eries at all. It's just baseball

>>75793515
I've never asked for a link to Reddit and I won't start now.

flores! ok i got SNY on finally. fuck i despise espn. they were making jokes about the mets are the equivalent of a horror movie scream queen who you know is gonna die by the killer. sheesh.

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Announced today. Pretty good desu

based busty

>>75793566
Wow. That would be cool if it didn't cost triple digits.

FUCK BUSTED PUSSY.

>>75793566
looks like a ghetto showcase shitshow. but hey if you're into that kinda music that would be a great show i guess.

>gillaspie getting booed
i was completely confused as to why
then i remembered about the wild card game

>>75793526
OK then, screw you buddy. :^)

Really though, no offense seeing as how you seem sincere about it. Still, it's easy to have class now, but for the early years of /sp/ and irl during your open window, man your fans were a PITA.

>>75793767
It was obvious to me, and I love it. There was some Mets fan guy livestreaming himself watching the game and he called the Gillaspie homer in advance. His reaction was pure gold.

DeGromit makes me vomit. Send his ass to San Fransisco.

>>75793715
>RHCP
>TDCC
>Weezer
>ghetto

do u even /mu/

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>>75793849
im ok with this

>It's another deGrom gives up the lead first but fights through the rest of the game episode

KKKKKKKK

>>75793858
the majority of the bands on the list are overwhelmingly rap and r&b. looking at the specific band lineup, it sounds like a show where a gang war will erupt. just sayin.

>>75793905
As long as this episode ends in a Mest loss I will be happy. Go Dodgers.

>>75793922
If you're a dodgers fan why are you rooting for a divisional rival?

>>75793933
I hate both of these fucking teams. Stay obsessed little gints fan.

Man New York sports fans are so spoiled.

Let us have this one

>>75793951
you need to work on your falseflagging craft
its terrible.

>>75793566
>BSS
IT'S A SHORELINE

>>75793933
We've had a weird little Padres fan following us around all season too. He took an invitation in one of the generals a little too seriously, and now he likes false flagging as a Dodgers fan.

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>>75793971
Oh is that what he's doing? I literally couldn't understand what he was trying to say or why he thought I was a giants fan

>>75793529
cricfree [dot] sc

>>75793971
>>75793993
shut up im a cubs fan now

>>75793911
How old are you? How much concert-going experience do you have?

>>75794057
i'm an 80's kid. i was going to shows before you were in diapers.

>>75794081
When was your first concert?

>>75794088
that's too much info for the chons.

>>75794088
1969.

>Affeldt on the mic
So based. Similar energy and insight as Kruk. He'll get there someday. We'd be lucky if he sticks to this long term.

>>75794113
he kinda sucks
but he's a rookie
i do think he has lots of potential though

>>75793911
>"jay z, clearly the bloods and crips will have a turf war!"
hahah clearly you havent been to a concert in the last 20 years

degrom all-star hitter

>>75794157
i'm fairly sure you do not live in nyc, that you have no fucking idea how toxic having these certain acts in the same place is. you are also clearly under the impression that street gangs are friendly to each other at concerts. they are not. but hey, whatever.

>>75794199
And you are clearly under the impression that Jay Z is not one of the most popular artists in the world

The Mets should call up Tebow if they want me to take them seriously again.

>>75794199
went tohigh school @ Edison, Jamaica. 169th street stop.
Ride the F, past Van Wyck, Utopia pkwy, Roosevelt, etc.
Friend, let me tell you about gangs.

fuck

confy, rivera!!!

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Let's fucking go

Thank god for TJ.

>this LF
>>75794242
Gints could use Tebow right now

TJ rivera is our starting 3rd baseman unless wright comes back to life

Based TJ

>>75794290
Nunez and Gorkys need to leave asap

ken rosenthal was blaming the mets for their AAA team being in vegas today
why is that the mets fault, it's fucking musical chairs

>>75793566
>Gorillaz
will there be holograms or just Damon Albarn?

Bilmer Blores.

>>75794333
There was talk last year of switching AAA teams with the Twins, whose AAA is in Rochester

>>75794199
>living in NYC
wew why would you subject yourself to such terror

>>75794333
Actually that should be on the league. It's been what 3-4 seasons since they split from Buffalo and they stick can't find a team closer to them. AAA affiliates should either be in the same state, in a neighboring state, or at least the same timezone.

>>75794408
downtown albany should have a minor league stadium

>>75793566
>Slaptop
Hahaha, anyone want to see what rich overprivileged white bay area high school fuccbois are like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Rf9bopNmk

>>75794149
Oh come on, he's already miles beyond such up & comers as FP, Bip, and fucking J-pause-T. I'd even rather listen to him than Papa (thank God he doesn't call games any more for that matter). The wisdom and polish will come with more experience.

>>75794321
Nunez is pretty valuable right now, to put it lightly. They just have no choice but to put him in LF now and then.

>>75794404
thats a tough question to answer. it's a hellhole but everything is here.

awful risp hitting

>>75794408
Why did Norfolk split from the Mets anyway? that was one of the longer-lived affiliations

>>75794498
>risp hitting

no such thing

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>2 on and no outs
>still fail to get a run home

>>75794507
with the mets there sure isn't

>>75794418
Agreed, how about we tear down the State Capitol and put it there, it's not like anything useful happens there now

BUSTED

>>75794512
Tag, you're it. Now you've got the risp disease and we don't.

No tagbacks.

how come it's ALWAYS other teams that hit the ball into the upper decks

BUT MUH POSEY LOST HIS POWER!!

>>75794512
>>75794560
Tag me then I'll tag him

>for a minute we weren't losing
such a nice feeling while it lasted

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>>75794470
I don't really dislike it that much but I find it so hard to get the motivation to actually go into it because its such a hassle to get to from Westchester, it takes a while to get into the heart or even the Bronx, and I had to go there every day for 4 years due to going to Fordham Prep, so I understand the time it takes well.

>>75794573
ok fine, i was gonna shoop some kind of immunity image but, tag you're it, RISP disease cooties for you!

>>75794500
They just ended it. It was after the 2006 season which is when everything started going to shit

>>75794684
Alright tag
>>75794560

Giants have RISP disease again

>>75792636
Did you pay those seats or did someone leave and you took it

>>75794616
that has alot to do with it too. the sheer level of convenience. i can go and get a beer across the street at 3 am any day of the week. you travel in 50 miles away from here, everything shuts down at 8 or 9 pm and good luck finding any food unless it's some middle of nowhere 24 hr place and you're basically stuck with gas station food. at the same time, you're more likely to get shanked going out at night, but hey. it's a love hate thing really with this place.

I gained 9 pounds since my last time at the doctor. She asked if it was because of how much I ate or the type of food I ate. I said it was because I didn't care anymore.

>>75794787
You seem slow. Tag.

>>75794756
>you travel in 50 miles away from here, everything shuts down at 8 or 9 pm
Except for, you know, convenience stores, bars, Walmart (which you don't have), etc.

my stream crashed, i'm back on shitty espn and wtf happened. 3-2 now sf???

>>75794787
wow omg fat shaming much

>>75794843
Busted Pussy upper decker

Bust Pose fuck nose. Go Mests.

>>75794836
i'm talking restaurants and fresh food. theres legit 24 hour pizza places around. fuck if i'm gonna prepare and cook food in the middle of the night if i don't have to.

How bad is the Giant's bullpen? I hope its bad.

>>75794756
I think thats a pretty bad mischaractarization and also false because West Point/Newburgh, Bridgeport, Trenton, and the depths of the Long Island towns are on the edge of a 50 mile radius. Inside that radius is a fuckton of small cities where you can do exactly as you said like White Plains and New Rochelle.

GRANDY!!!!

fuck you kontos

GRANDY STILL HAS SOMETHING LEFT IN HIM

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GRANDYMAN CAN

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>granderson

I'm laughing at the San Fucksisco CRYANTS. LOL.

>>75794787
Do you know how much it hurts to meet the girl of your life after you stop caring? Let me tell you, it's depressing as hell. All of a sudden you care again and you try to scramble yourself back into some form of dignity.

Never stop caring.

We tie again

Kontos is fucking trash. Has no swing and miss stuff

>>75794949
Laughing at your ringless second rate team LOL

Why do I feel like we always vastly outnumber the fans of whoever we're playing? I figured there'd be more life from Gints fans but feels like normal pretty much

>>75794976
I'm a Dodgers fan. I'm laughing at my team's all but guaranteed division title AGAIN.

>>75794787
i lost over 10 pounds just by sitting on my ass
all i did was eat between the hours of 12pm-8pm
but yeah i need to start working out again.

>>75794880
>How bad is the Giant's bullpen? I hope its bad.
It's horrendous, but Kontos *was* a bright spot.

FUCKING FORMER CUB DOING THANGS AGAINST THE KID WHO GREW UP A CUBS FAN

>>75794982
This game started mid-afternoon here. If it were an SF night game we would outnumber you by quite a bit.

>>75794995
This, it's super easy to maintain weight

Don't eat taco bell at 3 in the morning

>>75794982
in the thread or game attendance?

The Giants are the worst team in baseball so there's not going to be many people in the threads. It's just too depressing.

Also a 4:10 start on a Monday isn't ideal.

>>75795007
I kind of doubt that, a lot of NYers stay up late

>>75795029
He was referencing the fact that we seem to outnumber others in all our game threads so far what he is forgetting is that the NY Metro area is one of the places in the US where baseball is the most popular sport still

How many times do I have to tell you guys to GET THE 4CHAN EXTRA FLAGS EXTENSION?

>>75794880
West Point isn't exactly a city, man. There's not much there beyond the campus.

>>75795056
Thats why I said West Point/Newburgh, which is the city directly adjacent to it. I just added both because of how much area West Point takes up

Did ron just say save our shit?

>>75795055
Also NY is the most populous city in the US. Even with the Yankee fans cannibalization the number of Mets is much more than most cities.

salas is do damn likable. my favorite out of the bullpen

>>75795014
I don't eat fast food and I don't eat after like 9:30.

>>75794952
Man I'm using these dating apps too and I've got so many matches that I've never even bothered messaging and the backlog is so big that I never will and I wonder if my dream girl is somewhere in there.

>>75795078
I think he just did lol.

>>75795014
Genetics dictate metabolism but metabolisms change with age too. You won't always be able to eat what you're eating now unless you're some kind of Okinawan-Northern Italian superhybrid on history's greatest diet and exercise regimen.

>>75795033
I've seen your threads before. This may be the first year in a long time that you may be right, but I'll concede the point.

When's robles?

Blevins is sneaky good this year

>>75795228
It's not really sneaky he's been a consistently good reliever always

>>75795188
hopefully never, i hate him.

>>75795255
yet the mets tripfags still get nervous when he gets up.

JP DOZENS

>>75795282
all of our bullpen pitchers are getting bad influence from familia where they like to create high pressure situations

>>75795259
Robles is fucking amazing this year you fat fuck. If you take out the grand slam he gave to the phillies his ERA is like 1.9 or something

>>75795158
I'm Italian and I like the Karate Kid, does that mean I can eat whatever I want?

this thread is gay as fuck. no one cares about your diet you cum swallowers

>>75795313
fat? not fat.

also, no. the only reason he looks good to everyone is because he's riding the coat tails on wins he had NOTHING to do with. he hops in for an inning, and he looks like he's undefeated. he's a complete fuckup and consistently blows leads over and over. every time he's around it ends up with RISP and he has to pitch his way out of a shitstorm. have you even watched him this season at all or are you just a statsfag and are googling shit?

>>75792092
How /sp/ like ny local commercials?

>>75795372
Robles has consistently pitched at average levels the past two seasons. He's a serviceable reliever

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>>75795419
>grand slam off a first pitch

i don't think so, jim.

>>75795386
Too many anti-smoking PSAs. They make me almost want to start smoking out of spite...but, you know, cancer.

>>75795404
Don't really care it helps the Cubs though I guess which rustles some people

>>75795442
Did you ever see the ones aimed at teens? They're literally "how do you do, fellow kids" tier

>>75795469
Teens today have an aversion to smoking and using drugs more than once in comparison to previous generations due to Gen Z (~1998 and forwards) being typically very risk-adverse due to growing up during the Great Recession.

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What went wrong?

>>75795524
Not listening to Boras' innings limits suggestion

The Wilpons are among the dumbest owners in sports.

>>75795563
This. Sell th Mets to Trump.

Imagine if reed closed in the wildcard game.

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>>75795582

Golden sombrero awarded.

>>75795607
Reed should be the closer this season, he outperformed Familia last year and isn't a wifebeater

>>75795582
Trump ruined the USFL

>>75795778
USFL was inevitably failing, he did his best to force the NFL into a merger, it didn't work out

based rivera!

this fucking team man.
fuck

Watch them screw it up somehow

inb4 our RISP goes through the roof

FUCK THAT

Classic

Knew it

>>75795959
thank you based mest bros for taking our risp

Ooooooof course

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close one

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OF FUCKING COURSE IT'S A DOUBLE PLAY

Damn it

OBEY THE LAW

Mets fought the Law and the Law won.

oof, just checked on the giants record, what's going on with the team this year?

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>familia

what's up with black closers and beating women?

Blown Familia save incoming.

>>75796151
we're absolute shit
not only did we just get swept by the Reds.
we were fucking destroyed

>>75796131
doesn't help that Cabrera only has one and a half hands

This pitcher seems oddly...

recognizable.

>>75796161
too bad Gillaspie got taken out of the game ;_;

Mets can't into walk-off.

so who's the worst player on the yankees right now? carter?

here comes Conforto for walk off hr
he has to do something this game

>Familia threw a normal inning again
its becoming a common occurrence, I feel as if its slightly disappointing and unsatisfying if Familia doesn't put me into cardiac arrest every time he throws that ball.

>>75796151
The giants barely employ 7 major league baseballers
posey, belt, crawford, pence, madbum, cueto, and arguably smarch or panik.
everyone else belongs in AA.

rivera's going deep
BOOK IT

why the fuck is Marlins guy at this game?

how is he EVERYWHERE???!

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LET'S GO METS

LET'S GO METS

LET'S GO METS

>>75796275
You think he would sit in first row tickets at a sewage treatment plant if they put it on TV?

>>75796275
cause he has a gorzillion dollars and can fly all over the place anytime he wants.

Why did they have Rivera attempt a sac bunt? Its a shitty move unless its a pitcher who usually can't hit otherwise

>>75796320
welcome to terryball.

Gaaaaay, pls flores save us from extra innings

>>75796275
marlins own your shit team

>>75796320
Osich has heavy splits, too.
.244 wOBA v L, .366 v R

Why doesn't Marlins Man buy the Marlins?

>>75796360
He's not that rich, he just owns a law firm

kek that hit was comedy

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I cant take this

dubs and mets win

WALKER!!!!!!!!!!

>>75796432
fug ur dubs

mets win

thank you walker

Thanks slugger

fuck

>>75796432
won anyway

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gg mest
this team is absolute ass ;_;
i legit hope we do terrible this year so the front office can do something about it.

METS WIN

>Walker
>doesn't walk
That madman

GG Jints

gg giants, we'll see you tomorrow night.

the Bullpen could only last so long

gg Mets

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>>75796442
Walker's clutchness thankfully overrode by singles

Gg Giants
Want to sell Buster? We'll give you Harvey.

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>walk off win

>no extra innings

I forgot that was an option

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GG giants
Lets go mests

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gg mets.


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Next game (#2): Same time tomorrow = 7:10 PM ET | 4:10 PM PT

>>75796455
>took out osich
>> then DAMNIT!!!