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/hoc/key night in Pittsburgh
>how hard will craps come at crosby?
>will flower be a brick wall or an open cavern?
>which golf course/boxing ring will the craps hit up first?!
discuss and enjoy what should be a good game as Pongs try and seal the deal and craps try and box their way out of the 2nd round!
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Happy Caps Elimination Day!
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>>75792122
At least the toilet paper roll is on the right way.
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PREDICT THE SCORE
>pens win 4-1
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Digits decide final score. Pens-Caps.
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>>75792261
> Pens 10 - 0 Craps
i can dream
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digits for GWG
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there are actual fucking faggots ITT who don't think the CAPS aren't sweeping this series in 7
fucking sad tbqh
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>>75792284
>>75792284
Try again you fucking mongol
This post predicts the gwg
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>>75792284
again no 84 on either team
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>>75792303
>>75792304
3 is Määttä, 4 Chorney or Schultz
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>>75792304
>Schultz again
thx bby
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Caps sweep incoming. Sid the Yid leaves game due to concussion after Tom Wilson rape
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Caps 4 - 3, 2OT
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>>75792261
numbers at the end will decided.
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This series has been intense. Please fucking end it, Penguinos.
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>>75792687
>Crosdubs
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stream where?
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>>75792712
nbcsports.com
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>these dumbass yinzers ITT thinking anyone gives two fucks about their trash, nigger riddled city
top kek
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Great series so far. Hopefully the Caps win so that we get a G7
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>>75792736
Pittsburgh is one of the whitest cities in America. God bless it
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Ovechkin is better
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>>75791801
Tits out or not, that girl is hideous
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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
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>>75792764
than whom? at what?
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>>75792290
>sweep
>in 7
what did you mean by this
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>>75792806
better than Pavel Dimitra at not dying in plane crashes
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>Jaegermeister
Absolutely disgusting
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Based.
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>>75792827
its a meme apparently. generally its "sweep in 6" but since the craps are shit house they have to say sweep in 7.
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>>75792872
>it's a meme apparently
>apparently
Gtfo you newfag bogan
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>HOLTBY ALREADY INVISIBLE DURING THE ANTHEM
RIPPERONIS CAPS "FANS"
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R I P IN PEASE CAPPIES
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Evens - Pangs score first
Odds - Craps score first
pangs check em
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Pens have always been my second team desu
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>>75792872
go back to new zealand, newcunt
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>no score
>chanting Holtby
Why are penis fans so cringey?
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>chanting Holtby's name before he even let's in a goal
>the brain-damaged hovel of Pittsburgh
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Pens fan here, hitting up Dairy Queen between period 1 and 2.
What should I get?
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>>75792963
>>75792966
>the craps fans are buttblasted already
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>>75792961
australia or new zealand, better countries than your shit hole. more free anyway.
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>>75792982
medium Cookie Dough blizzard
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>>75792982
I'd recommend a noose
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>>75792963
>>75792966
When people said the caps were mentally weak i didnt know they meant their fans
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>>75792982
Do they still have the flamethrower burger? If so, get 10 of those. So fucking good.
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This is maybe a stupid question but why the fuck not.
In NHL you can hear the puck / stick / skates very clearly. how the fuck is this possible? Microphones around the rink with the purpose of this?
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>>75792982
mcflurry
>>75792999
check'd
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>>75792997
That sounds good af
Have you tried that guardians of the galaxy one?
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>>75792982
Their chicken fingers are really underrated
Cant go wrong with a blizzard m8
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>>75792990
suck abbo dick ciggie butt brain
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The only penguins fans are good at is dildoing each others asses and being unemployed. I hope their shitty arena's structure rusts out and everyone in it slowly dies a crushing death.
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>craps already tried to take out crosby
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>>75793007
they have microphones on their skates and sticks
no questions are stupid friendo
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>>75792982
flamethrower
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Cindy's nose is rekt
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>>75792983
>implying I'm a Caps fan
>not understanding that the only people who like Pittsburgh are from Pittsburgh
Everyone hates your team, your coaches, your players, your fans, and your trash-tier city. The best way to spend a day in Pittsburgh is to leave immediately and go anywhere else. Fuck off with that shit.
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All I want is to see good sportsmanship tonight, right guys?
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>>75793029
>already in damage control
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>>75792982
oreo blizzard. always oreo
cookie dough die pls
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>>75793031
that was literally Horny
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Who else wants to see Crosbaby death?
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>>75793048
Hi Ted.
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>>75793007
mics around the boards
sometimes they mute them when players are chirping
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>>75793048
t. craps fan
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>>75793007
they have people faking the sounds in real time
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>>75793025
>australia's more white than america can ever hope to be % wise.
>remember you dumb cunts count latina's as whites even though they're not
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The capitals will tie up the series tonight and in game 7.
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>>75793062
How you doin', Frank?
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>>75793048
I like Pittsburgh and im obviously not from there
Pittsburgh is more liked on here than the craps
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>>75793048
>tfw caps fan
>tfw not in pittsburgh
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>>75793078
thats only because 90% of /hoc/ are filthy bandwagoners
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>>75793049
i want oshbae to get a hatty and smile at the camera
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>>75793063
Thanks.
>>75793067
Riktigt jävla sjukt.
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Where's Kippers guys?
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it's not really clear to me why either caps or pens fans are particularly disliked on /sp/
much less obnoxious than certain other fanbases
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>>75793048
wew lad this philly asspain
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>>75793007
the same high-end Holleywood crew of professional sound-makers who did the noises for the moon landing tape are on the job 24/7
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>>75793086
Liking a team doesnt make you bandwagon
Plus supporting a team in the playoffs after yours is gone makes it more interesting
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>>75793029
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Quick poll: should I fap tonight? Did it twice on Saturday but nothing since then
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>>75792982
The largest size cookie dough blizzard.
You won't be able to shit for a week.
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>>75793095
Yep, two guys in the studio.
one with two sticks hitting a block of ice and another guy with skates on his hands slashing it
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>>75792982
>not getting a dilly bar
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>>75793116
sort yourself out
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>>75793098
shut the fuck up. don't summon that attention whore to derail this thread into shitpost central.
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>>75792982
Directions to Wendys
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>>75793067
I would like to see an in real life video of this.
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>>75793135
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>all this refpuck
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>>75793134
Fine. Sorry burgerbro
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>>75793098
Killed herself after being blown the fuck out by the oilers.
Just couldn't handle the sheer scale of her own butthurt.
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>>75793098
Maybe it finally killed itself.
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COLD
HARD
FACTS
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>>75793129
What if I fapped to Victoria's Secret models like I did when I was a kid?
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>>75792982
this fellow leaf >>75793024 knows what's up
chicken strip basket, flamethrower wrap, and a blizzard of your choosing
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>>75793116
Wait longer. Try to go at least a week. See how long you can string it out until all you can think about is how much you need to cum. Wait until you're debilitated with the desire to cum, shaking with the need to spray your seed. And then edge yourself. Bring yourself to the edge of climax over and over again without actually letting go. And then, after an hour of this, grant yourself release. I promise you will cum so hard you will feel it in your prostate. You may not even be able to walk afterwards. Totally worth it.
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>>75793168
More likely couldn't pay its internet bill
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>not showing bill
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>>75793129
What if I fap to an image I recall vividly in my imagination?
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>>75793174
thanks
their chicken fingers and fries have no right to be as good as they are for a restaurant based around ice cream
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>>75792982
flamethrower 1/2 burger and a poutine with a pepsi
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>>75793024
>>75793174
>unironically suggesting tendies
Spotted the jannies
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>>75793177
>>75793177
r u a grill <3
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>>75793177
Okay Sting I'll give it a shot
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>>75793201
>poutine
The fuck is that? Nigga do you see my flag?
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>>75793098
currently browsing the big white cock section on pornhub
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>>75793191
In all honesty, I think kippers is a shitposting bot. So maybe it finally acquired sentience and realized it's life is pointless.
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>>75793203
Just because something became a 4chan meme doesn't mean it isn't still good
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>>75793215
Poutine is Canada's finest contribution to cuisine. Educate yourself and order some.
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so how do we end up blowing this series? :(
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>>75793215
All that freedom and yet you're not allowed to eat your freedom fries properly
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More garbage Caps shots from way the hell at the blue line
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>>75793201
>Poutine with a Pepsi
Quebec was a mistake.
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I haven't paid much attention to Pittsburgh these past few years. Usually just stick to the Oiler games.
Are these there regular home jerseys now?
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>>75793217
Jej
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>>75793236
refs are gonna win it for the craps. already some real scummy shit happening.
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>>75793241
im from alberta you dumb nigger, poutine is fucking tasty, especially dq poutine
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>>75793239
Are you that same fag that thinks its good defense for the penguins to get out possessed and out shot every game?
All for MUH COUNTER GOALS
Pens get rocked 5-0 tonight
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>>75793255
What the fuck is a poutine?
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>>75793249
Yeah, you shouldn't get roughing for trying to take your own players out. Crosby's glass skull can only take so much punishment.
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>>75793265
they outshot is in all three of our wins. i don't see how that's a good stat at all.
>>75793245
yes these have been our home jerseys all year.
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>>75793177
thank you for this
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>>75793268
i would consider suicide if I was a grown man who has never had poutine
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>>75793268
>you will never be as ignorant of the world as an american
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>>75793265
>winning series 3-2
>"Caps gameplan is soooo much better REEEEEEEEE"
Jesus, Can kim just nuke DC already?
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>>75793268
Fries, cheese curds, and gravy
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>>75793255
Are you one of those guys who always turns his side of fires into a poutine?
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>>75793236
Pens should've never had the lead in the Series. Washington has outplayed them every game, they just choked harder. Now the caps have broken through. Wouldn't be a problem if letang wasn't out and the pens defense wasn't shit
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>tfw been to Canada but still haven't had poutine
I need to get sorted
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>>75793265
No. I'm a Caps who sees no point in my team outshooting the other 30 - 15 of only 5 out of our 30 shots have a chance in hell of scoring.
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>>75793236
we ain't m8, have faith
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>>75793255
>poutine from an american fast food place
western canada was a mistake
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>>75793245
yes, as of this year these are their regular jerseys. the ugly black+muted gold trash jerseys are finally gone
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>>75793255
>albertafag culturally appropriating Quebec culture
Even worse
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>>75793280
Jerseys are good. The socks are atrocious.
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THE WHOLE HOCKEY WORLD WANTS TO KNOW
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Game 7 is happening, we're milking this for all we can get. Your Verizon and NBC Overlords have commanded it.
Caps will win tonight but it will look convincing.
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>>75793291
yes, its called being an adult.
I bet you take individual ketchup packets and coat every fry as you eat it
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>>75793285
I just looked it up. How the fuck do you find it appetizing at all to eat fries with gravy?
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REFFFFFFPUCKKKKKKK
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Finally they notice Crosby grabbing Ovechkin's legs.
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>>75793322
how do you find anime entertaining at all?
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Get your brooms, pens about to sweep the caps in 6
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>>75793322
It has cheese curds in it too
Also
>not liking fries and gravy
Do you not put gravy on your mash potatoes?
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>refpuck
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crosby got a penalty? wtf is this
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>want to get a cup of coffee from my keurig
>don't want to run downstairs to start it during game
>read this thread through commercials
>forget about wanting coffee until game comes back on
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>crysby can't keep up with play
kek, just bench him
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Glad to get the PP
Have to say, that's a smart penalty for Crosby to take. Eller was wide open.
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Was clearly a hook
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>>75793355
DYEL?
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>>75793300
Had a poutine burger last time I was there
I still cum to the memory of it
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>f1uery
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>>75793320
>he doesn't like ketchup on his fries
Are you human?
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Why do people hate the pens so much? Is it the success?
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pens 5-3
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Oshie.
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>refpuck
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That goal was aesthetically pleasing.
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B T F O
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>Oh shit
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> the state of shittsburg
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:'(
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Holy shit what a fucking shot
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SCARRRRRR.
It's all ogre now Pens. This is coming back to DC.
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>refpuck
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gg craps you finally did it. you finally beat us. good luck not getting swept in the next round.
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SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>75793355
>gravy
>on fries
>with cheese curds
i havent tried it but that doesn't sound too good, like for your health and whatnot.
>>
OSHIE
MASTER BROSHIE
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SCARRRRRRRRRR
gj Oshie
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>I T ' S
>T
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>H A P P E N I N G
>A
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>P
>E
>N
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>N
>G
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>>75793382
Congrats on finding an autistic way to eat french fries, you weak willed child
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>>75793089
There's 1 :^)
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>choking this hard on your hubris
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>>75793322
There literally isn't a better condiment in existence for fries than gravy
TJ "HENRY" YOSHIE
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>>75793414
>ball gravy
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>>75793420
>ketchup on fires is autistic
Um, anon, I think you have problems.
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>crosby in the box
>Craps score
will Ovi not choke?
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>>75793427
Do you even Salad Cream?
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>>75793414
no its not healthy at all
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>>75793360
nice blog faggot
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>>75793427
ketchup, hot cheese
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>>75793280
>being so shit you nearly got swept by this hobbled pens team
Caps will un ironically get swept by the rags or sens
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>>75793404
Guetzel assmad.
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>>75793434
putting ketchup on each individual fry. nice reading comprehension, you're further proving my point that you are underage.
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What if the poutine fries are from organic potatoes
is it healthy then
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>>75793427
Largely depends on the gravy. Insta gravy or gravy made from shit ingredients, no. I'll take ketchup over shit gravy, or even just a light sprinkle of vinegar.
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>blocks your conference finals appearance
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Is it true some Canadians eat ketchup on thier mac and cheese?
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Guetzel really wants a penalty, surprised they didn't give him one for the slash and the shove.
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>>75793450
The Caps rekt both of those clubs this year
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>paid millions to play hockey
>can't stop yourself from chimping out to a bit of chirping
what's wrong with russians?
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>>75793453
>nice reading comprehension
How ironic. Please show me where I replied anywhere to confirm I put ketchup on each individual fry. It seems you are the one lacking in intelligence. Maybe you should cut back on the meme foods.
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>>75793468
fuck that makes me sick.
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>>75793468
ketchup and hotdogs and its kraft dinner
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>>75793468
canada was a mistake
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>getting lit up 3 games in a row
>only course of action is to cripple the pongs
>oh look we're winning
man i wish the pongs would just goon it up and put ovi in the dirt. i'd take an eye for an eye even if we lost this series.
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>>75793455
well of course, insta gravy isn't gravy duhh.
o yea and gravy + malt vinegar on fries is divine
>>75793437
>>75793446
what the fuck is wrong with you immigrants
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>>75793493
I insinuated your autism and you didnt deny it, instead moving the goalposts.Congrats for being an autistic child with shit taste desu.
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>>75793468
Yeah it's gross. I put half a cup of shredded cheddar and salsa.
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>>75791801
I fucking hate Oshie so much can you guys just please eliminate the craps today?
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Fuck off canadins, nobody cares about your shitty gravy fries.
Who else here put ketchup on their scrambled eggs?
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>>75793268
Heaven in a basket
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>pongs will literally drop this
>capitals will lose against nashville in the finals
Not even mad desu.
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>>75793468
On the processed KD/whatever brand shit? Why the fuck not?
On homemade mac and cheese, no.
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>>75793519
They might. If game 6 is headed downhill fast, like 7-2, Pens will end his season.
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>>75793519
>implying you can hurt ovechkin
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>>75793491
corey perry went to my high school and one day he called this russian kid a commie and the russian kid punched him in the nose.
that is my story.
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caps 5-4 in OT
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>>75793268
Only thing Quebec has ever done right. It's pretty fucking good
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>>75793546
I don't think he feels any pain. Vodka is an anesthetic.
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>>75793468
Add ground beef, shreeded cheddar, and bbq sauce. Mix in KD, and you have delicious mess.
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>>75793535
you only put ketchup on kraft dinner you swine
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Adam Gretz @AGretz 1m
What if Washington's just a better a team and the goaltending performances flipped the series over in the first five games.
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>the gameplan is just dump and chase
jesus christ. this didn't work a year and a half ago it's not gonna work this year either. fuck me. i'm done.
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>>75793547
i like that story,. especially perry getting hit in tthe nose :^) do you have any other perry stories?
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>>75793484
yes
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Daily reminder that Cosco Poutine is the GOAT due to price and taste
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>>75793553
i think ill stick with an small amount of ketchup thanks.
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Remember when /spa/ happened all of the shitposters /a/ hated had flags now and they were all Canadian?
Almost as good as the America vs Europe threads were mostly Australians shitposting.
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>>75793553
>Only thing Quebec has ever done right.
you forgot something
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>>75793491
Slavs are the niggers of white people
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So how do I get over flying anxiety guys?
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>>75793519
Ovechkin cannot actually be physically hurt unless you find his seven phylacteries buried in the wilds of Mother Russia.
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>>75793563
really makes me think
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This is the first game these fucking playoffs where the Caps defense has looked like the Caps fucking defense we watched all year
This is the best defense in the league
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One time I didnt have any butter for kd so i used leftover bacon grease. It was 0/10 but i still ate it
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>>75793523
>you didn't deny my retarded allegations
Oh wow, really? Why would I even bother? Your obviously a fucking moron who has become deluded into thinking "autism" is some catch all phrase to describe things you don't like/agree with. You should stop posting kid.
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>>75793589
Catapult.
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>>75793563
this is the dumbest thing i've ever read.
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>>75793589
Jump off a tall building
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>they wanted to win in pitt
>it's sid's first game back
>they wanted to go to 7
which pitt excuse will carry the night?
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>>75793604
>typing a paragraph on how non autistic you are
kek
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shittsburgh looking S H A K Y here lads
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Orlando Volcanoes NHL team when?
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Yeah taking out Ovie is a tall order. I mean the Kadri hit from last round looked bad as hell and there he was starting the next period.
He's as strong as a fucking ox. Unfortunately, he's been skating like one lately. I hope he does PEDs this offseason because the Caps have him signed another five years.
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>>75793594
>>75793594
nsh has the best D faglord
i was cheering for the caps but i hope they get BTFO now
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Malkin's such a turbofag. Surprised he didn't flop that time.
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>>75793535
Ketchup is great on almost anything.
How can vinegar, tomato and sugar be so good?
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>>75793614
Refpuck.
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Malkin is a fucking stupid orangutan.
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Cant do that pigeon guy
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>>75793594
>Best defense in the league.
I don't know. Nashville has the best in hindsight really
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>>75793589
Lots of benzos
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>>75793628
giving this shitty PP more chances on the ice is a good way to ensure the pens never score, yeah.
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>>75793519
>being a pussy ass nigga that can't handle playoff hockey
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>Pooguins
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>>75793589
if you can drive a car there's no reason you should be anxious to fly
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REFPUCK
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>takes a total obvious chimp out for the refs to notice something against the craps
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>>75793641
>it's pooper play time
can we just give the caps this one and go to game 7?
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>>75793614
>It's the refs fault that Wilson didn't get called!
>It's fleury being himself again!
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>wearing those ugly generic yellow playoff tees
haram af
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>>75793614
>they wanted to go to 7
who wants that except the losing team and neutral fan?
is this the state of shitburgh?
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>>75793614
Probably the same one washington cucks have used the whole series, muh refpuck
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my pet peeve is when people act like the goalie isnt part of the team
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>>75793589
Just take out life insurance m8 so if you go down at least your families rich
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>being outshot 10-1
Better give them a PP!
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>>75793589
Learn to accept being powerless. Nothing you do will help or hurt the plane
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>>75793616
>paragraph
>kek
Just kys and do your friends and family a service.
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>>75793569
Not him but since Canada is a small place.
Went to high school with Ryan Spooner (of the Bruins) he got into an argument with a kid during a gym period and confronted him in the shower afterwards. Knocked the kid out and proceeded to put his dick in the kids mouth. The kid transferred few weeks after
It was a rumour but a friend of mine has photos (from a former teammate of Spooner) and swears by it.
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Wow. That was a nice penalty kill.
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>>75793665
They're good for crowds, and not everyone can get a jersey. That stuff is 300 dollars almost for one
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>>75793670
I haven't seen a single game this series but if that's what they're claiming then I believe it
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How do I start going to the gym?
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Rangers fan here, who do I root for?
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who's the best player on the penguins?
I unironically think its kessel, my gf says its crosby, and my gfs son say its malkin. he's half black but he is pretty good with hockey knowledge. what do you guys think?
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FUCKING SHOOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>75793683
stay autistic, dork
people mock you behind your back
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>this seman slurping PP
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>>75793694
not hard to kill a penalty when the opposing team doesn't take shot.
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glorified game of hot potato
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so this is the power of a pittsburgh peepee?
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Caps are winning this to set up game 7 for ultimate memes
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>crosby head first into the boards
based crosby shaving years off his life for our entertainment, gotta LOVE it
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>this shit-tier Pittsburgh crowd
What a difference from watching the Nahsville game
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Uh oh, babyman hit his widdle head again.
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Powerplay more like pooperplay lmao
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>hahaha kill Crosby
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>>75793689
What the hell.
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>>75793707
this series their best player has been flower. even with the softee goals last game.
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>>75793634
it doesnt really take hindsight
they have four guys who would be top pairing on most teams in the league. Washington very clearly does not.
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>>75793681
Thanks desu, best advice I've gotten. It'll be my first long flight (5hrs) in about 3 weeks. Maybe smoke some weed before..
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>>75793701
>I didnt watch the game the refs tried to hand the caps by trying to take away a goal and give the caps 5 PP's before the pens ever got 1
Yeah go back to watching mcmeme get shitted on
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>>75793726
is that 2 knocks to his head this game?
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>>75793696
From a Canadian pov, it's odd because we are use to seats being very expensive at our games. So the people have no problem affording jerseys. It's hard to understand that the crowd at these games are closer to your average middle class joe.
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>>75793729
kek, i call them more powergays
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>>75793727
And the Oilers crowd. Last night they went nuts. I hope they win on Wednesday, but who knows if they'll pull it off
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Crosby probably cant even spell his name anymore. He is going to need hospice care before next season even starts. His brain probably has the consistency of mashed potatoes.
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LOOK IN MY EYES
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>Hornqvist stabbed in the face
Jesus Christ, Caps! Is only game!
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>>75793727
I literally haven't seen more than a half dozen jerseys in the crowd, just those shitty tshirts
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Are the capitals the dirtiest team in the NHL?
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>Flower
Is there a gayer nickname in the NHL? shittsburghs a bunch of fags
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>>75793753
I kind of feel sorry for him. He's probably going to have Alzheimer's.
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>announcers even noticing the refpuck for the caps
Oh my god my sides
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>>75793740
>mock washington for whining about refpuck
>whine about refpuck one post later
my sides are in the penalty box
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sound guy for the pongs is pretty spot on. i was expecting a lot more spice girls / bieber stuff. pleasant surprise :)
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I have a friend who went to school with Ovechkin and they all say he has a micro pen0r. That's why he is number 8 because he peen is 8mm. Could be just a rumor thoguh, the guy who told me is sschizo. keko.
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more like powerless play lel
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>>75793717
>staying with his go to autism meme
Seriously, spend less time here if that's the only insult you can come up with.
>people mock you behind your back
Are you displaying your own insecurities now? Do people treat you like this anon? I'm not surprised.
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>>75793779
caps organist is goat though.
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>>75793753
Obviously false considering I just saw him bitchin to the refs. He hasn't forgotten anything lol
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>>75793778
>the point
>your head
I sounded exactly like a washington cuckital fan didnt I
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>>75793739
>smoking weed before going to the airport
are you clinically retarded?
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>>75793774
Isn't that his nickname because he was diddled by a coach as a teenager?
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>>75793689
so Perry is a violent, fucking psychopath? makes sense
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why are >pongs fans such lower class white trash?
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finna take a shower and smoke ab owl during the intermission
gonna be fun
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>>75793768
No. Bruins are far, far, far, far worse.
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>>75793785
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>>75793784
>russian
>school
anon, plz. we all know ovie was home-schooled by a vodka drinking bear.
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>>75793774
Patches
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Shitsburger choke in 7? I think so.
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>>75793588
this guy knows
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Based multicultural diversity making McDonald's burgers 10/10
TYBMcDs
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>>75793796
its legal there you fucking mongoloid
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>>75793707
Kessel could never lead a team like Malkin or Crosby can. He'd be exposed on a top line the same way he was in Toronto.
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>>75793793
Bruce? He's cool as shit. Have you met him?
I love when he does the Law & Order theme on a a penalty.
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>>75793796
I do that shit all the time, just don't have it on you retard. Do you think you can go to jail for smelling like weed?
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>mfw after the caps win game 7 they hang a banner celebrating the fact they advanced to a conference final
Oh my sides can't wait
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Kate Beirness is literally unfuckable
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>>75793793
It's a midi
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>>75793796
I haven't smoked in approx. 1,5 year now but it calms me down so I might try it. Also, it's legal here you dumb leaf.
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>>75793817
oh for sure thats up there especially the way frogs say it
>pah-chizzz
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>>75793779
my sister graduated high school with him lmfao
His name is Billy.
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>>75793820
It's like they think they're being so wholesome yet we know it's another round of frozen shit
Wendys, five guys, and shake shack are all good, and probably kessel approved.
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Coo Coo Ja Ba Banana Maw!
Heiniken
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>>75793819
>ireland
>smoking average of 4000 cigs a year
holy fuck, how has lung cancer not swept through the country like a plague?
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>>75793805
>ab owl
based sc2 fag
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>>75793850
Pics of your sisters feet?
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>>75793795
That's your excuse? "I was pretending to be retarded"?
No I'm pretty sure you just realized how fucking stupid and salty you sound and are just scrambling to save face. I didn't have a horse in this race but now I'm hoping the caps win just to spite your sad flabby ass. :^)
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>>75793726
He's the sacrifical lamb to remove contact from the game. In 5 years when Crosby retires due to concussion issues, the league will use it to justify their complete removal of hitting, fighting, and enforcing strict penalties for any overly violent actions. They will still allow the holding shit along the boards so long as it isn't overly violent, but everything else will be out.
Crosby will get a nice bonus for being the spokesman.
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I went to highschool with Kyle Okposo. He fucked so kids girlfriend so the kid called him a nigger and tried to get into a fight. Kyle just laughed and told him to fuck off. The kid had his locker shit in 3 different times that year and they never found out who was doing it. But I know it was Kyle
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My sister fucked Bill in high school she says his dick has a toenail on it
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>>75793863
his name is orb
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>>75793837
kind of agree, but only because I'd have adequacy issues knowing she'd compare me to dutch
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>>75793836
>floyers
fuck off shitter
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>>75793864
footfags are the worst, kys
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>>75793838
It's not. It's a guy named Bruce Anderson. He's in the boxes above the 400 sections, where the organ is located.
http://capitalsoutsider.com/2016/01/04/25896/
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>>75793872
your sister got foot fucked by bill.
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>>75793869
He's ugly as fuck
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>>75793857
Because our bodies are temples. We can out-drink, out-smoke, out-fight, out-fuck, and outlive your shit ethnicity, Poj.
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>>75793796
They don't drug test you before you fly you dumb shit. If not a teenager and dude weed lmaoing all over the place it's easy to conceal being high.
Plus they don't even give a shit
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>>75793879
the man asked for feet pics. now post them
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>>75793886
alright trainspotting dipshit go shoot some heroine and fuck a podado
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>>75793796
as long as you're not taking any with you on the flight they could give a shit
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>>75793868
won't happen for crosby if it didn't for lindros, and he was a much worse case. besides, if they take out hitting they'll gut the entertainment from the league and take huge hit to their wallets - which they'll never accept
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>>75793879
Only if you post her feet
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>>75793865
>I have no horse in the race
Course you dont, you're a cuckadian all your teams have been eliminated/about to be eliminated
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>>75793857
That's 1000, not 4000
>>75793886
Boston is a nigger cesspool.
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>>75793796
>they sell alcohol on flights
>weed is bad though
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>>75793786
autism
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>>75793876
I can't find the screencap of him saying that pls post
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>>75793886
>we
irish american =/= irish
try again
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Off-topic, but did anyone see the new Blade Runner trailer? I'm fucking hyped
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>>75793920
It does smell awful. Not as bad as cigars, granted, but still awful. Alcohol doesn't stink up the whole plane.
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>>75793889
Yeah I'm sure the customs officer of the country he lands in will care that it's legal in his departure location.
Enjoy being stuffed in a windowless room for hours and having a man's hand stuffed up your ass when you land, nederbro.
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>>75793886
>muh heritage
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I wanna rave now
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>>75793931
>hyped for all the plebs Ryan gosling is going to attract to that franchise
Nah I'm good
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>>75793850
does your sister have any cool storys about him?
perhaps one with nose based violence or oral cock insertions?
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>>75793886
>we
Not only a tripfag but a much heritagefag too. Go see how much rat poison your temple can handle and get back to us.
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>>75793885
So? He was a star hockey player and thats all you need to get laid sometimes. There are girls that become 'team managers' so they can fuck the whole team.
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>>75793805
>>75793876
we /scv/ now
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>>75793880
He plays Lady Gaga. Pens guy plays metal nonstop.
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>>75793944
I only watch hockey on ecstasy.
I recommend everyone to try it before they knock it
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>>75793960
whats happening here besdies low tier banter?
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>>75793928
>>75793805
>>75793863
>>75793876
>>75793960
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>>75793947
They were actually part of a group of friends. Him, these 3 other girls and this one other dude were part of the circle of friends.
I used to play Ken Griffey jr. baseball with him.
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Dubs decides what I make for dinner
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As much as I hate seeing a players career end due to injury, Crosby is such a rat of a player. He really brings it on himself. Always slashing/spearing players and then crying to the refs.
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hello anyone want to meme with me?
>rags
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>>75793960
>>75793975
>being this assblasted you got cannon rushed
wew lad
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>>75793990
oatmeal
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>>75793992
hi philthy
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>>75793902
>lindros
Wasn't the right time for it. The narrative has changed since then and they are on the verge of pulling that trigger.
I get the entertianment side of it, but the world is changing and soon that won't be enough. They need to put more weight in selling the young star talent and keeping it healthy. It's already an unwritten rule that young/old star players are off limits when it comes to open ice hits, while everyone else is fair game. The refs look the other way if it's your standard grinder/role player, but will automatically call a penalty if you hit a star.
Besides, for the braindead hicks who only get off on hits, there is still the chance that high flying men on ice may still run into each other. It'd be like the Nascar effect; hicks can still find entertainment that way.
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>>75793965
Must be God tier. Take anything else?
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>>75793727
yeah there is a huge difference between the Oilers, Ducks,Preds fans compared to the Pitt fans.
Pitt fans don't seem too into it, looks like a shitty atmosphere.
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>>75793990
MAC N CHEESE WITH KETCHUP
GREAT FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE'S SON
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>>75793994
>(small) pen(i)s
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>>75793975
Cannon rush, possibly THE most pleb-worthy tier to get BTFO
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>>75793997
FUCK YOU PROTOSS
FUCKING BULLSHIT RACE
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>intermission
>thread slows way down
Kind of gross to imagine how many autists there are masturbating right now
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>>75793989
that is clearly the GOAT baseball game
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>>75793990
you own dick
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Oh look the reddithawks were mentioned
For losing to the Yotes KEK
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>>75794036
edgin hard bro
feelsgoodman
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>>75794036
I am not.
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fuck off ken dryden, you fucking shill
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>>75793941
Well obviously I didn't mean smoking on the plane. But the fact they are ok with people being intoxicated so long as they don't bother anyone, should mean being high is treated the same way. If it's legal, they could sell oil based products though.
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>>75794036
Im one of em. I hope you enjoy the thought of me masturbating to your post
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>>75793975
the end of a career. he got fired from EG for that lol
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>>75793990
Dressed all over chips
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>>75794053
Wait that's Idra?
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>>75794022
>liking hits is for hicks
What kind of dumb ass fag narrative is this supposed to be?
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>>75793990
chicken tendies
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>>75794036
honestly lmao at the idea that i'd be sober enough to wank now
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>>75794058
no it's orb
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>>75793990
baked potato, no toppings.
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>>75793990
YOUR OWN PISS
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>>75793990
Nothing
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SECOND PERIOD BOYS
SHUT UP ABOUT FOOD
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>crosby tries to check someone
all of my lols.
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>>75794083
ice cubes
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>>75794059
>out of context
What part of "for the braindead hicks who ONLY get off on hits" did you not understand?
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>crosby tries to check
>elbow directly to the head
>still falls on his face
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>>75794083
I'm eating ice cream. Rocky Road.
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>>75794051
You don't need to be smoking it on the plane to make the plane reek of weed smoke. Stoners don't realize how fucking obvious of a smell it is, even if you smoke before you leave they'll be able to smell it off you and deny you onto the plane.
Comparing it to them serving drinks is stupid. If you show up to a flight intoxicated on alcohol they refuse your boarding. Same with showing up reeking of weed.
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>>75794074
are finns really all drunk all the time?
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>>75794083
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>>75793990
Several cans of various seafood products imported from china and likely laced with heavy metals and listeria. Crackers are allowed.
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>>75793990
Poutine
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>>75793990
loaded mac and cheese
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Stream please?
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>>75794109
>Pierre still defends him
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>>75794117
I mean, I think the problem here is you're assuming the only form of THC consumption is smoking or vaping. I can get drinks or food laced with THC here in my state where it's recreationally legal. Nobody knows I'm getting baked unless I tell them.
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pretty good road game for the caps
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>>75793990
shit
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>>75793990
glass of water with a pinch of salt
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>>75794119
>>75794119
i don't have to be with my girl so i drink
makes sense to me
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>>75794083
>there are no tampafags around to sandwich post
truly a sad post season
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>>75794110
>>75794132
lemonparty.org
come on newfag
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>>75794077
oh that sad sack of shit.
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>>75793990
I'm thinking Arby's
The new smokemeat sandwich
And post pics
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crysby is literally going to die if pissburgh leaves him in
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>>75793990
something nice :^) treat yo self
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>>75794117
so smoke weed and then use cologne or take a shower you dumb nigger
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>>75794166
What the fuck this doesnt fucking help.
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>>75794166
$15-25 plate confirmed
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>>75794117
The smell really isn't that bad unless your a constant smoker that smokes inside. If you smoke occasionally, and do it outside, put clean clothes on afterwards, then they wouldn't be able to smell anything unless they bury get very intimate with you.
I get that your referring to the classic "420 stoner" fags, but that's not everyone.
I assumed the original anon was mainly considering getting high to reduce the anxeity/boring aspects of flying.
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>>75794166
dubs of kindness, what is this
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>>75794166
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>>75794165
crosby is going to pull a chris benoit when he retires
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>>75794096
>he think there are people who only watch the sport for the hits
I don't know what your mental image of a hick is supposed to be but if you want a more concrete example of a hick you should look in the mirror
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So where will Pittsburgh be relocated to once Crosby's done in a season or two?
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>>75794166
God DAMMIT anon I wanted him to get some unknown food borne illness.
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>>75794170
you still reek of weed, thats like a drunk chewing a piece of gum and thinking nobody will ever know
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>>75794147
The TBT checking in
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pongs showing some life. maybe we can get something going?
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>>75794196
>implying Guentzel isnt the next Crosby
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>>75794176
Google restaurants near you
Go there
Order something that costs 15-30, I recommend seafood
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>>75794196
Houston.
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>>75794121
Real jelly
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>>75794196
Atlanta, these digits confirm
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>mfw concussed Crysby with jelly for brains is still leagues better than Ovenchicken
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>>75794203
no one is going to stop you from getting on a plane in canada for smelling like weed unless you're belligerent you nerd
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S M O K E D
>FLOORY
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WEW
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>pens
>in charge of clearance
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PENS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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Pengs going down, they scared now.
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>>75794192
Does Crobsy have a wife/kids even?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DC OWNS YOU BITCHES
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SCAARRRRRR
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GOOOOOOOOOOOAL
FAGGOT FLEURY
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SCAR
YINZERS BTFO
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THE FLOWER MAN
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NEVERMIND. FUCKING HAINSEY IS KILLING US. TWO TURN OVERS LEADING TO GOALS. END MY FUCKING LIFE.
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Nice breakout Cuckguins
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ping pong
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>>75794203
yeah nah, you're a fucking idiot
smoke comes out of your clothes and hair if you shower and change
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>>75794214
i bet you are delusional enough to unironically believe that :^)
Who will inbred maritime hicks bandwagon once Crysbys done? Really gets my noggin joggin
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75794237
Makoto still best girl tho
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>>75794134
Now you're talking. I was actually waiting for the conversation to roll around to a point where I could bring that up. Edibles are definetly the way to go, I've done that before. Eat it and dump the container just before you walk through customs, and with any luck it'll kick in right at take off. Best way to fly.
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SHOULD HAVE GOT ON THAT POST FLEURY
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
BURRACUDA
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>puck is in the net
>everyone is celebrating
>"the puck hit the side of the net, oh the referee says its in"
time to retire bob you senile old fuck
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Most dangerous lead.
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Is is officially time for /playoffFleury/ now?
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>>75794196
if repeating, quebec
if singles, laughlin nevada to set up epic rivalry with golden knights
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DANGEROUS LEAD
>DANGEROUS LEAD
DANGEROUS LEAD
>DANGEROUS LEAD
DANGEROUS LEAD
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>>75794272
don't talk shit about Bob Cole faggot.
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>>75794265
Gotta be careful with it too, though. You eat/drink shit too potent and you're absolutely fucked and probably gonna turn into a public nuisance.
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>>75794246
>DC owns you
>2-8 series record against the pens assuming they win this one
>no cups
Ayyyy lmao cuckital fans truly are retarded
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kek, this announcer is watching the ref motion goal and the caps celebrating and floory fishing the puck out of the net, and still says
"it, uh, hit the side of the net there...."
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>>75794278
>>75794251
>it's the goalies fault
Embarassing you couple of retard scum
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>>75794264
Meant for >>75794233
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Vintage Fleury is back lads
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>>75794274
Not related to the game, but what time is were you are?
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>most dangerous lead
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Hmm this is not what the beginning of this thread said would happen
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They going to start Murray in game 7?
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Put james Harrison in goal
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>>75794298
lol he gave up up the post
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Jarry when?
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>>75794247
Could someone explain this meme to me? It makes me fucking laugh, but I have no idea what the context is,.
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>>75794289
tell your great great granpa he sucks at play by play
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>>75794264
thats not how you spell kawakami
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>>75794272
nice edge you fucking millenial cocksucker
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>>75794295
>actually counting the all-time series playoff record
i guess the pens are still the bitches of the islanders eh?
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>vintage fleury is back
>literally facing double the shots
>somehow his fault they're losing
Can you casual fucks actually kill yourselves?
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>>75794306
>>75794317
>>75794318
How is that on Fluery exactly? Please enlighten us.
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>>75794170
>cologne
>implying that will do anything
If you have time to shower then there's no point. By the time you shower, get dressed, head to the airport, check in, get through customs and get on the plane the high will be wearing off. Utterly retarded waste of time.
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Why would Flowers move away from the post?
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>>75794278
Shit.
I don't even want the Pens to win again with Murray in the net. Fuck that. Fleury or bust.
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What I did expect was the Capitals to completely outclass the Penguins. What I DIDN'T expect was for the Capitals fans to completely outclass you mouthbreathing crackheads. Fuck you Pens fans
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>>75794339
if you havent learned by now most hockey fans are abjectly awful at judging goaltending
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>>75794326
lurk more
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>>75794318
Imagine Harrison in place of Hainsey. He can't skate for shit, but he'd probably murder someone on the ice. So like Tanner Glass, but useful.
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>>75794337
I guess so. DC Owns literally nobody. Go back to watching your cuck teams ahmed
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>>75794332
Sensei is second best girl, tied with Takemi
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>>75794346
He panicked.
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are there any smug ovi's?
>pens thought they had a chance
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>all these buttmad yinzers
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GODDAMIT SHITSBURGH
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>>75794344
right, because adding 15 minutes blows the high. Youve lost the argument.
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>>75794312
3:55
Tomorrow is a holiday rho. Day of Victory.
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>>75794346
Because he faced a 2 on 1 after an embarassing turnover in his own zone and the puck squeezed through.
But yeah "le Fleurys fault" you dumb casual piece of trash
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>>75794373
I dont know what weed you're smoking but even the most potent weed has a high that lasts like 18 minutes tops
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>>75794368
Yes but I'm not sharing
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>>75794389
the high from edibles lasts way longer and they can get through airport security no problem.
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MANHANDLED
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>>75794389
That's because you're a fucking loser everyday pot smoker
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>>75794344
Then don't worry about it. Smoke outside the airport, and go right in. Anyone who refuses to let you on the plane is fucking prick. It's no where near the same as smellling of alcohol, which requires you to being beligerent to give off a noticeable smell. You could literally be standing beside someone who is smoking weed and smell like it, so they have no way to prove your high.
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Pongs getting out played right now
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This is the most pathetic performance I've seen from the Pens in a long time.
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>>75794354
That's always how it is. Pennsylvania is a shithole and produces only shit people.
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>inb4 shitsburg fans cry refpuck
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>>75794410
Nah, live by the beach and make good money. Bet you live in the ghetto though LMAO
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>>75794415
yeah no shit. they're flat as a board. caps can just have this series if they keep playing like this. it's disgusting.
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>>75794413
pongs skaters were getting outplayed in the other games too except fleury>holtby made up for it
things have normalized now
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>>75794339
He can't find the puck for shit and gives up a shitload of rebounds. Caps are finally taking advantage of it
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>>75794326
When they say score it sounds like scarrr
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Not that Im complaining, but I find it very suspicious that the pro-Crosby refpuck hasnt been activated
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>>75794379
Good for you, comrade
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>>75794413
>right now
They've been outplayed the whole series. The fact the caps were down 3-1 to this team says a lot about them
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Lord Jesus please smite the caps.
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>>75794373
You can tell when someone's lost an argument when they say "You've lost the argument".
Everything I listed takes at least two hours. The only way you're getting a shower is if you smoke it at home before you leave. The only way you're getting a high that will last any time through a flight is if you're smoking it right before you go or eating an edible. If it's the former, you will reek and you are completely fucking retarded. Latter is fine.
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lol guys forget about blowing it
just hab fun
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>>75794389
Is this guy le serious
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>>75794447
Hahahahahah holy shit I am retarded. Thanks man.
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>>75794468
np. welcome to being a hockey fan :^) everyones first year is tough
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Now that's a classic hook.
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BENULTAY
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If the Pens don't score on this PP, we're done.
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>>75794444
>even implying holtby has skill
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Leaked podesta emails had a bunch of child porn code that referenced the caps. Trump is looking into it.
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>pity penalty
worse than refpuck
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refpuck right on time
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I have spoken to Allah. He has blessed the caps, pongs team will be snackbared during the second intermission.
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i mean one of two things are going to happen this series. either the craps choke and we win this or it goes to game 7 and we lose.
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>>75794477
t. Loser stoner faggot that literally gets high everyday
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>>75794454
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>Pnes just want a game 7 for heroics by Crosby
he wants to add to his highlight reel
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>>75794412
>risk missing the flight you spent hundreds of dollars on just to fucking get high
>"ugggh bro why you got to be a prick let me oooonnnn pleeeeease"
Fucking re-tard-ed.
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>pens have power play
>still can't get past neutral ice
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>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao
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>people in this thread think the oilel vs pongs finals isn't already set in stone with gretzky dropping the ceremonial puck at the start of game 7 for the great trio photo op
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caps PK has been incredible this series.
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>No shots on goal. Fans start groaning.
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>>75794501
And?
t. Loser alcoholic destroying his bodies filtering organ
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>>75794475
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it wouldnt be the caps if they didnt lose in the most crushing way possible. pongs are just sandbagging because they know its in the script for them to win game 7
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>>75794477
>insecure
>about your use of a fucking plant
nigga, stop. just stop.
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If there was ever a reason to boo...
Jesus fuckin Christ
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>the shitty of shittsburgh
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>>75794527
they gave out playoff dildos for fans to pleasure themselves with during the game
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>shittsburgh booing their own team
nice """fans""" you got there
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>>75794459
you said adding 15 minutes totally blows the high.
You're either a child or have never smoked weed before, or both. I recommend you pick your argument better next time.
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Is this a replay of Canada vs Belarus?
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>>75794532
>y-you're getting shitfaced everyday, you have to be! It's the only other option to getting high every day
Fucking Kekkerino you goddamn loser
Go call up your dealer/best friend
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>>75794548
Fuck off. It's deserved.
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>>75794552
Dumb faggot.
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can someone make a new fucking thread already
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>>75794552
That's not what I said. That's what you said you fucking dumb asshole. Where else are you going to get a shower, you mongoloid? It's not adding 15 minutes, it can only be done 2 hours before take off.
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>underage idiots still arguing about getting high before a flight
Just get drunk like a normal person
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New thread
>>75794591
>>75794591
>>75794591
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>inb4 Caps blow it with 2 mins to go.
The Oilers/Ducks game 5 changed everything for me
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WAKE ME UP
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>>75794575
>booing your own team
>deserved
literally bandwagon, end your life
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>>75794147
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Dubs decide if I kill myself
Go preds
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>>75794564
>stuttering on the internet
>being a straight edge faggot
Ahahahaah literally off yourself anytime loser
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>>75794596
And stoners wonder why they're viewed as childish and unintelligent
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>>75794655
Bingo!
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>>75794655
W E W
E
W
Livestream?
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>>75794655
see ya
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>>75794665
>>75794667
>>75794674
But which one is it, someone tell me
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>>75794655
pls wear a pongs jersey on your livestream
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>>75794655
A snownigger committing suicide? How rare
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WOOOHOO i love all my caps bros
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